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EMERGING ISMS OF THE NEW ECONOMY
INFOSYSism You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.
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WIPROism GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.
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DELLism Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.
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IBMism You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.
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MICROSOFTism You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.
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INTELism Microsoft makes horse shoes. You nail them to your cows & wonder why they don't run fast.
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SUNism You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.
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ORACLEism You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.
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SAPism You don't have a cow. You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.
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APPLEism You have a cow. You sell iMilk.
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SONYism You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.
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CITIBANKism Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.
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HPism You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.
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GEism You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.
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RELIANCEism You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.
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