Eat The Bologna Issue 1

Issue #1 Vol. 1Summer 2014

Ditch DiggersHome Ave. Heat

Ed Penprase10 Questions

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By Scott Morton

Issue 1 Vol. 1Summer 2014

• Child’s Play Is skateboarding for kids?• Ed Penprase Interview Squidward answers the basics• Home Ave. We in this ditch• Art Crap Stuff for your mind

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As I drive up to Alga park the fun part is closed off for the kids to skate. Close to 30 kids with a collective age of still less than 65 roll at about a 1/2 mph around the skatepark. There are enough pads and Walmart boards to clear the whole action sports section. Adults and anyone with half an idea of what to do on a skateboard are exiled off to the bowl side of the park. I am mad. I shouldn’t be, but I woke up this morning for an early session just so I could avoid the kids that take over the park. Instead they get the whole good part of the park to themselves. They are just rolling back-and-forth! Why can’t they do that in the driveway? Or in the parking lot of the park 10 feet away. Mom stands at the sidelines cheering for her daughter in pink rain boots. Pushing mongo continuously so hard that the front foot never even makes it back on the board. Not once. Tax money on the houses

paid for the skatepark. So mom went out and bought all 3 kids boards. Then bought them all pads. Then bought skate shoes. Then bought a go pro to film them with. This is more skate product then I have bought in the last 2 years. I look back longingly at the side of the park I want to skate and realize “This isn’t my park.” I didn’t pay for it to be here and I am not the target audience. This park was built for kids to try skating once and then ditch it to suck at soccer, then suck at basketball, then suck at baseball before giving up on sports to suck at whatever else they go after in life. The hope is that one of these little shits will look outside of the “designated skate zone” and see real skateboarding. Unsupervised, pad-less, fun skateboarding. Then they will pick it up and become a real skater. Then hopefully they take it to the streets so I can skate Alga park while it’s empty.

Are skateparks built for kids or adults?

Frankie Puccio Nosegrind into the border

Another session with no tricks landed, but the best parts of a skate session still happened. Like watching Kyle Brogan dive in head first to this loosely connected plywood bridge runway. Oh and shirtless before the first attempt. If there is one thing you can count on Kyle for it is to go for it 100%. I guess you can also count on him to be shirtless. Frankie catches some shade while Kyle charges full speed ahead.

Jonno Gaiten Switch Front Shuv

Brown rice, chicken breast, and avcacado at the spot. Ed’s lunch game is on point even on the go.Above: Kickflip

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ETB: What is your favorite skatepark here in San Diego? or you can say Palm Springs park if that is still your favorite.ED: It’s not my favorite anymore because they built stuff that just doesn’t flow. You can’t do lines in a circle. They built this manual pad. My favorite in San Diego is Alga park.

Favorite thing at Alga park?The manual pad in the middle

First trick that comes to mind on it?Kickflip nosemanual

Favorite thing at Palm Springs park?That pyramid in the corner by the 8 stair. Probably my favorite. It’s a mellow pyramid thats pretty long and pretty tall but not that steep. It’s mellow

Last slam?The last time I slammed was at the Alga park. I was doing a nosemanual and i hit a twig. I felt like it was placed their purposely.

Was the surrounding area of Alga burned up?Not all of it, part of it. You can definitely see it.

I wonder if people were skating when the fire started...I wonder if it was kids who started the fire.

What was the first skate video you owned?I don’t recall owning a skate video. Actually the kaleidescope video, some local shop video.

So you just didn’t own skate videos? I’m guessing you watched videosYa id usually go to friends and they’d have skate videos. I was too broke.

Favorite guilty pleasure fat ass meal?An In N Out burger and some fries. or a 50/50.

Matt ErlandsonFrontside Pivot

Joe MarshallSwitch Flip

Joe Marshall

Backside Tailslide

Home ave. is San Diego’s DIY dream spot. With close to a mile long stretch of ditch and a handful of already built objects, there is a lot there. But then it is rough, and there are cracks, and its dirty, and the tranny is weird, and you start to wonder why you drove all this way instead of just going to Alga park. Then homie makes a trick on the wall and you realize “We own this. Who cares what this was built for. I am going to do whatever I want here.”

Rod James and Scott Morton discuss specifics while Josh Holtz films on

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Since This video was released on June 12 Noah has probably put out like 3 new montages. By the time this is published and you read it, he will have like 6 new parts up. Either way this will be old news and in the style of old news it is easily forgotten, but this little edit to Devo’s “Chango” stuck out in my head. From the opening edit of Noah slamming into the ground to the ending attempts by Hugo to backside flip the hospital gap, (Please tell me he made it and I get to watch it soon!) it is edited to the song well. It isn’t a generic type of song to edit to and he uses little subtle parts of the song to make the video better. This attention to detail makes edits awesome and I look forward to more. Shredder Jake and Tailor

both filmed lines outside of Mark park that would be tedious except for the fact that I can totally feel the vibe of “Mark park is boring, lets go film in the parking lot.” it really shows that skating anywhere can be awesome. A big shout out to TellemJade on that frontside bigspin. If you can land half the tricks I’ve seen you break boards on you are gonna have the sickest part. And Tailor with that nollie heel into the bank slam. That was a worst case scenario. Damn. The session on the truck bumper was the icing on the cake. There is nothing that says VX1000 more than a night session on a delivery truck in front of a shell station. I can’t even remember the tricks but I can feel how fun that session was.

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Noah Lora

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Ride to th is shi tReviewing new music is lame and pretentious. You don’t care what I have to say about music anyways. So every issue I will bring to you the album I am most stoked on skating with at the moment. Layin Da Smack Down is the perfect first album for this. Pat doesn’t play on any track, the whole thing is bumpin’. A lot of the tracks have repetitive hooks but who cares,you are getting crunk. The song “Choose U” was used in the Homies by Homies video, a French video. There is a Juvenile feature on a song about azz claps, classic southern rap from 2002. The first song “Still ridin’ clean” has a beat that is very

close to Lil Debbie’s “Presidential Tint.” I ain’t mad, just means more turn up. Every song is a 420 anthem, but “Smoke and Get High” is one of Project Pats best weed songs

Project Pat-Layin Da Smack Down(2002)

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Across1 TWS video ft. Chris Cole, P-rod, Trainwreck and Evan Hernandez2 Weed in a cigarillo. also a trick.3 Backfeeble-to-Frontsmith. Frontfeeble-to-back_____?4 Garett Hill’s skating brother5 Spain’s skate capital

Down1 Dylan and Arto’s ex-shoe company.2 A grind, but stopped3 Alien workshop’s survivingSovereign Sect sister company4 Viva La _____. Mtv show5 Alex, Steve, Jack _____6 _____ Kirchart7 Using hands on a trick8 White rapper that can 360 flip, Trunk Muzik.

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