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300:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,258It's the biggest land-run ever.

400:00:11,259 --> 00:00:14,258Kentucky Daisey's like,Sha-doink, this is my land.

500:00:14,259 --> 00:00:17,258Wine is a very... it... high[bleep] up quotient.

600:00:17,259 --> 00:00:21,258Gordo is like, I'mentering Earth's atmosphere.

700:00:21,259 --> 00:00:24,258[mimics shuttle][bleep] bravo to me!

800:00:24,259 --> 00:00:25,258Wait.

900:00:25,259 --> 00:00:29,258Bass Reeves arrested 3,000men in the line of duty.

1000:00:29,259 --> 00:00:31,258And he's like... pew, pew, pew.

1100:00:31,259 --> 00:00:35,299[laughing] I love you.I'ma kiss you on your lips.

1200:00:35,324 --> 00:00:38,258[patriotic music]

1300:00:42,743 --> 00:00:46,831 sync & correction by f1nc0~ Addic7ed.com ~

1400:00:48,259 --> 00:00:50,258I grew up in the middleof bum[bleep] Oklahoma,

1500:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,258out in the Panhandle.

1600:00:51,259 --> 00:00:52,258We have this great history... you know,

1700:00:52,259 --> 00:00:54,258the Dust Bowl, andeverything really sucked.

1800:00:54,259 --> 00:00:56,258And they were like, we'regonna come through this.

1900:00:56,259 --> 00:00:58,258Oklahoma, like, werose to the challenge.

2000:00:58,259 --> 00:01:01,258We're the melting potof the United States.

2100:01:01,259 --> 00:01:03,258We are the armpitof the United States.

2200:01:03,259 --> 00:01:06,258Or the armpit.Melting pot... armpit...

2300:01:06,259 --> 00:01:09,258What we really are,is Texas' weird hat.

2400:01:09,259 --> 00:01:11,258- Right.- I've heard we're Kansas with a boner.

2500:01:11,259 --> 00:01:12,258[laughs]True.

2600:01:12,259 --> 00:01:14,258- Do you like white wine?- Yeah...

2700:01:14,259 --> 00:01:15,258- You do?- I do.

2800:01:15,259 --> 00:01:16,979Wow, you don't knowany guys that like it.

2900:01:17,259 --> 00:01:18,469- Cheers.- Kentucky Daisey.

3000:01:18,504 --> 00:01:20,400- Kentucky Daisey. [giggles]- All the way.

3100:01:22,259 --> 00:01:26,258Are you shooting it?You seem experienced, fella.

3200:01:26,259 --> 00:01:29,299You were, like... had been abridesmaid at one point in your life.

3300:01:29,324 --> 00:01:31,258- And you had shot some wine.- Maybe.

3400:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,339Hello, today we're gonnatalk about Kentucky Daisey

3500:01:33,364 --> 00:01:37,258and the great Oklahomaland-run. [laughs]

3600:01:37,259 --> 00:01:38,258[chuckles]

3700:01:38,259 --> 00:01:43,258- Oh no, I can't.- You're fine.

3800:01:43,259 --> 00:01:48,258So, late 1870s,Kentucky Daisey is a journalist,

3900:01:48,259 --> 00:01:52,258writing all... just thefluff, garbage, women pieces.

4000:01:52,259 --> 00:01:54,258They're like, Here's an assignment,

4100:01:54,259 --> 00:01:58,258why don't you go writeabout making corn pie

4200:01:58,259 --> 00:01:59,779or pudding... article, or whatever.Okay?

4300:01:59,804 --> 00:02:06,258She's like, Pfft, I need alittle bit more meaty [bleep].

4400:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,258- Can I say... I can swear, right?- Mm-hmm.

4500:02:08,259 --> 00:02:13,258So, the government has this land,it's like, 2 million acres.

4600:02:13,259 --> 00:02:16,258I mean, taken from thepoor Native Americans,

4700:02:16,259 --> 00:02:21,258and they're like, What if wegive it to some crazy pioneers?

4800:02:21,259 --> 00:02:24,258Let them kinda cultivate it for us,

4900:02:24,259 --> 00:02:26,258make some cities, et cetera.

5000:02:26,259 --> 00:02:29,258Let's give the white people a chance.

5100:02:29,259 --> 00:02:33,258It's so awful.We took 2 million acres!

5200:02:33,259 --> 00:02:35,258- Wow.- It's very sad.

5300:02:35,259 --> 00:02:39,258But anyways, God bless America.[laughs]

5400:02:39,259 --> 00:02:42,258So, she hears about this huge land-run.

5500:02:42,259 --> 00:02:47,258April 22nd, noon, land-run,160 acres for free...

5600:02:47,259 --> 00:02:49,258to white people.

5700:02:49,259 --> 00:02:55,258So, she is like, Hey, journalist, boss,what if I went to this land-run

5800:02:55,259 --> 00:03:00,258and I talked about what girls arewearing in terms of petticoats?

5900:03:00,259 --> 00:03:03,258But in her head is like,

6000:03:03,259 --> 00:03:06,258I'm gonna get a pieceof this land for me.

6100:03:06,259 --> 00:03:07,259So, she gets there.

6200:03:08,259 --> 00:03:11,258There are 50,000 peoplelining the border.

6300:03:11,259 --> 00:03:14,258Cannon goes off at noon.

6400:03:14,259 --> 00:03:17,258Boom.Everybody's acting buck wild.

6500:03:17,259 --> 00:03:21,258Everybody's buck. They'lltrample other people.

6600:03:21,259 --> 00:03:23,258Take kids down. They don't care.

6700:03:23,259 --> 00:03:26,258So, there's also a train thatgoes into the lands as well.

6800:03:26,259 --> 00:03:29,499And it's filled with journalists.Kentucky Daisey's on the train.

6900:03:29,524 --> 00:03:31,258She's trying to keep it cool.

7000:03:31,259 --> 00:03:33,259But then, it goes up thisincline so it slows down.

7100:03:33,284 --> 00:03:36,258Kentucky Daisey's like,[bleep] this [bleep].

7200:03:36,259 --> 00:03:40,258She jumps off of a moving train.Over a ditch.

7300:03:40,259 --> 00:03:42,259Gets to the plot of land that she wants,

7400:03:43,259 --> 00:03:44,258pulls a stake out... pop!

7500:03:44,259 --> 00:03:47,258Claims the land.Shoots a gun off,

7600:03:47,259 --> 00:03:48,699because, whatever, that's who she is.

7700:03:48,724 --> 00:03:51,258Thus I salute the Ken...What?

7800:03:51,259 --> 00:03:54,591- What?- The Kentucky Daisey claim.

7900:03:54,592 --> 00:03:58,258Thus I salute the KentuckyDaisey claim! [mimics gunfire]

8000:03:58,259 --> 00:03:59,258She gets the land.

8100:03:59,259 --> 00:04:02,258And so, on her little piece of property,

8200:04:02,259 --> 00:04:04,258she builds a house and whatever,

8300:04:04,259 --> 00:04:06,258but she starts to kindaget that hunger again.

8400:04:06,259 --> 00:04:08,258She's like, I'm gonnago to this next land-run,

8500:04:08,259 --> 00:04:11,258and I'm gonna ride a horsein, like a badass bitch.

8600:04:11,259 --> 00:04:13,258Boom! Cannon goes off.

8700:04:13,259 --> 00:04:16,258And she does, she rides a horse in.She's super cool.

8800:04:16,259 --> 00:04:19,258And then the horse actslike a [bleep] asshole.

8900:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,258Throws her.

9000:04:21,259 --> 00:04:24,258Tromps her face with itslittle horse hooves...

9100:04:24,259 --> 00:04:26,258- She what?- Tromped her face.

9200:04:26,259 --> 00:04:28,258What do they do? Trample?Tramp?

9300:04:28,259 --> 00:04:32,258The horse tramped her face?[laughs] Right?

9400:04:32,259 --> 00:04:35,258- Yeah.- Who cares? She lost it.

9500:04:35,259 --> 00:04:37,258So, she's out. She's unconscious.

9600:04:37,259 --> 00:04:39,258She wakes up, she's like,Where am I?

9700:04:39,259 --> 00:04:41,258By the way, who cares where I am,

9800:04:41,259 --> 00:04:43,258it's land, I'm gonna claim it.

9900:04:43,259 --> 00:04:46,258I don't give a [bleep] where I am.Sha-doink. This is my land.

10000:04:46,259 --> 00:04:48,258People next door are like,

10100:04:48,259 --> 00:04:52,504You just got hit in the [bleep] face.You're cray.

10200:04:52,550 --> 00:04:54,499Now she's got two plots of land.

10300:04:54,524 --> 00:04:56,258That's it, that's it.That's the cap.

10400:04:56,259 --> 00:04:59,281So, Kentucky Daisey brought 11 women.

10500:04:59,366 --> 00:05:03,108She's like, Girls, we'regonna go into these new lands.

10600:05:03,109 --> 00:05:05,069We're gonna give you someproperty for yourselves.

10700:05:05,094 --> 00:05:07,108Like, have at it. This is for us.

10800:05:07,109 --> 00:05:10,608This is lady land.Let's put up some houses,

10900:05:10,609 --> 00:05:12,108establish some lady property.

11000:05:12,109 --> 00:05:14,108Put a hot tub up.Do whatever you want.

11100:05:14,109 --> 00:05:19,108These bitches are [bleep] rifled up.

11200:05:19,109 --> 00:05:22,108They're called Daisey's Amazonsby "The New York Times."

11300:05:22,109 --> 00:05:24,108So, they go in there...here's the crazy part,

11400:05:24,109 --> 00:05:26,108you're supposed to go in at noon,

11500:05:26,109 --> 00:05:29,108that's the time, butthey go in days early...

11600:05:29,109 --> 00:05:31,108which is illegal.That's like a thing.

11700:05:31,109 --> 00:05:33,108Those people were called sooners.

11800:05:33,109 --> 00:05:34,109And they hide in a ditch.

11900:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,108So, their whole thingis like, Hey, by the way,

12000:05:36,109 --> 00:05:39,108if like a [bleep] duderuns up on you tonight,

12100:05:39,109 --> 00:05:42,108shoot him in the throat.

12200:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,108Sounds like a blast, but okay.

12300:05:44,279 --> 00:05:46,871Kentucky Daisey gets it inher head that... she's like,

12400:05:46,907 --> 00:05:50,675You know what we need?Snacks... supplies.

12500:05:50,710 --> 00:05:53,278Food, whatever it was.I'll volunteer to get the Fritos.

12600:05:53,279 --> 00:05:55,278They're like, cool. She goes out.

12700:05:55,279 --> 00:05:58,278And the guys in chargeof the land-run are like,

12800:05:58,279 --> 00:06:01,278No, not cool.We're gonna capture you.

12900:06:01,279 --> 00:06:02,278You can't get the land.

13000:06:02,279 --> 00:06:06,278Sorry, you can't go get your Fritos.

13100:06:06,279 --> 00:06:07,278Mmm. [sniffs]

13200:06:07,279 --> 00:06:10,278She diverted the attentionthat might have been

13300:06:10,279 --> 00:06:12,278on these 11 ladies thatwere hiding in the ditch.

13400:06:12,279 --> 00:06:14,278And they ended up being land owners.

13500:06:14,279 --> 00:06:17,278I'm gonna throw up...I'm not!

13600:06:17,279 --> 00:06:19,278People underestimate the power of wine.

13700:06:19,279 --> 00:06:22,278Wine is a very... it... high[bleep] up quotient.

13800:06:22,279 --> 00:06:27,078- I agree.- This is two bottles. [laughs]

13900:06:27,129 --> 00:06:32,128[chuckles] So, anyways, in 1893,it's the biggest land-run ever.

14000:06:32,129 --> 00:06:35,128She gets 36 single broads.

14100:06:35,129 --> 00:06:39,128She's like, [bleep] those stereotypes.

14200:06:39,129 --> 00:06:42,128These are my... hos.This is the best.

14300:06:42,129 --> 00:06:44,128That's what she said.She was like,

14400:06:44,129 --> 00:06:46,128[bleep] blow into these territories

14500:06:46,129 --> 00:06:51,128and make a bunch of womenin charge of these lands.

14600:06:51,129 --> 00:06:55,128That's everybody's nightmare.[bleep] yes!

14700:06:55,129 --> 00:06:59,12836 single women claimed the land,set up houses and schools,

14800:06:59,129 --> 00:07:03,128and they built themselves...how dare they.

14900:07:03,129 --> 00:07:07,128And that land became Oklahoma,like, the Sooner State.

15000:07:07,129 --> 00:07:12,128She's, kind of,the mother of Oklahoma. [pistol shot]

15100:07:12,129 --> 00:07:17,128You know, it's not all about pioneers.It's not all about families.

15200:07:17,129 --> 00:07:21,128It could be a [bleep] single ladymaking it on your own.

15300:07:21,129 --> 00:07:22,128- Mm-hmm.- You know?

15400:07:22,129 --> 00:07:24,106Bitches be doing it for themselves.

15500:07:24,192 --> 00:07:27,219- To Kentucky Daisey.- We love you.

15600:07:27,262 --> 00:07:28,532We love you.

15700:07:29,129 --> 00:07:32,169So, John Glenn is like,Ten, night, eight, seven...

15800:07:32,194 --> 00:07:34,128Gordo's like, Let's just,like, do it, I'm ready.

15900:07:34,129 --> 00:07:37,772Have another drink.Stop being a little bitch, Derek.

16000:07:39,785 --> 00:07:41,865[Steve Earle's "Copperhead Road"]

16100:07:41,866 --> 00:07:44,584All right, here we go.Heels.

16200:07:44,585 --> 00:07:45,945Oh, oh, that's right, it's only...

16300:07:45,946 --> 00:07:47,426Here we go with the turn.And stomp!

16400:07:47,451 --> 00:07:50,584 You better stay awayfrom Copperhead Road

16500:07:53,585 --> 00:07:56,584Derek, come join me.

16600:07:56,585 --> 00:07:57,865- Where are you?- In the bushes.

16700:07:57,890 --> 00:08:00,584What're you doing in the bushes?Come out and play.

16800:08:00,585 --> 00:08:04,585Have another drink.Stop being a little bitch, Derek.

16900:08:07,585 --> 00:08:11,584[laughs]That's good. I like this moustache.

17000:08:11,585 --> 00:08:14,585Hi. My name is Laura...My name is Laura Steinel.

17100:08:14,610 --> 00:08:17,085And today we're talkingabout Gordon Cooper.

17200:08:18,885 --> 00:08:20,584The year is 1963.

17300:08:20,585 --> 00:08:24,584Gordon Cooper, he's thismilitary test pilot from Oklahoma.

17400:08:24,585 --> 00:08:26,584NASA had just begun.

17500:08:26,585 --> 00:08:30,584And so, he was one of sevenastronauts chosen for Project Mercury.

17600:08:30,585 --> 00:08:32,584Also, really chill.

17700:08:32,585 --> 00:08:35,584He was like,Please, call me Gordo.

17800:08:35,585 --> 00:08:38,584Don't call me Gordon.I'm not that official.

17900:08:38,585 --> 00:08:41,584Right? And so, all thesespace missions go off

18000:08:41,585 --> 00:08:43,584without a hitch, and NASA's like,

18100:08:43,585 --> 00:08:46,584We've done really well.Congrats, NASA.

18200:08:46,585 --> 00:08:48,584And they're pattingthemselves on the back.

18300:08:48,585 --> 00:08:50,584And Gordo's like,Guys, I totally get it.

18400:08:50,585 --> 00:08:53,584Like, that's really cool,like, pats on the back.

18500:08:53,585 --> 00:08:58,584But if you want tosend a man to the Moon,

18600:08:58,585 --> 00:09:01,584you should maybe see if someone could

18700:09:01,585 --> 00:09:04,584be in space for, I don't know,24 hours.

18800:09:04,585 --> 00:09:07,584And NASA's like,Ugh, yeah I guess, Gus.

18900:09:07,585 --> 00:09:09,584Yeah, sure, Gus.

19000:09:09,585 --> 00:09:11,584- Gordo.- Oh, [bleep], sorry.

19100:09:11,585 --> 00:09:12,665- I'm an idiot.- That's okay.

19200:09:12,690 --> 00:09:14,584- All right, all right.- You're fine.

19300:09:14,585 --> 00:09:16,584So, Gordo goes on the launch pad.

19400:09:16,585 --> 00:09:19,584NASA'd be like,Hey, just like, really quick...

19500:09:19,585 --> 00:09:20,665Like, don't touch anything.

19600:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,584NASA would completelycontrol everything.

19700:09:22,585 --> 00:09:25,584It was so bad that theastronauts felt like, um,

19800:09:25,585 --> 00:09:27,584spam in a can.[chuckles]

19900:09:27,585 --> 00:09:29,584Is what they referredto themselves as.

20000:09:29,585 --> 00:09:32,584So, anyway, he launchesinto space and it's like,

20100:09:32,585 --> 00:09:36,584Three, two, one, blast off.

20200:09:36,585 --> 00:09:39,585[mimics rocket firing]

20300:09:43,585 --> 00:09:46,584Are you shooting that...Okay, good.

20400:09:46,585 --> 00:09:48,584He gets up into spaceand everything's cool.

20500:09:48,585 --> 00:09:51,584He's like, I'm orbitingthe [bleep] Earth.

20600:09:51,585 --> 00:09:54,584- Oh, I'm sorry, I wa...- You can swear.

20700:09:54,585 --> 00:09:55,585No, my mom... I try not...

20800:09:55,610 --> 00:09:57,584I'm not...I'm gonna try not to swear.

20900:09:57,585 --> 00:10:00,584So, he's in space.He sends back the first

21000:10:00,585 --> 00:10:03,584TV images of a human,back to Earth.

21100:10:03,585 --> 00:10:07,584He has a little powderedroast beef dinner.

21200:10:07,585 --> 00:10:10,584He's just having a ball.

21300:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,675So, he takes a nap.

21400:10:12,676 --> 00:10:16,556The first guy to ever sleep in space.

21500:10:16,592 --> 00:10:18,734He wakes up and he's like,It's good to be Gordo.

21600:10:18,735 --> 00:10:21,734And then, he's like,Oh, [bleep], no, it's not.

21700:10:21,735 --> 00:10:24,734Because... beep, beep.

21800:10:24,735 --> 00:10:30,735Oh... [bleep].I have no stabilization unit.

21900:10:31,605 --> 00:10:34,604Everyone in MissionControl is freaking out.

22000:10:34,605 --> 00:10:37,604They're like, Oh, God.This doesn't look good.

22100:10:37,605 --> 00:10:39,604And Gus Grissom islike, Bro, I love you.

22200:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,604I'm gonna tell your wife you're a hero.

22300:10:41,605 --> 00:10:43,604Gordo's like, No, stop it.

22400:10:43,605 --> 00:10:47,084I'm gonna take controlover the spaceship.

22500:10:47,143 --> 00:10:49,605Gus is like, You're aboutto do something none of...

22600:10:49,630 --> 00:10:51,604no one has ever done before.

22700:10:51,605 --> 00:10:53,604And Gordo's like,Yeah, no, I know.

22800:10:53,605 --> 00:10:57,604So, just shut the [bleep] up, Gus.I've got control.

22900:10:57,605 --> 00:11:02,378He starts to take over manual control.

23000:11:02,392 --> 00:11:05,604But, at that moment, he losesradio signal with Gus Grissom.

23100:11:05,605 --> 00:11:09,604And so, he gets a radio signalover to his friend John Glenn,

23200:11:09,605 --> 00:11:12,604who's on the recoveryboat over in Japan.

23300:11:12,605 --> 00:11:15,604Then he's like, John Glenn, hey.It's me, Gordo.

23400:11:15,605 --> 00:11:19,604Um, I have absolutely nopower in my spacecraft.

23500:11:19,605 --> 00:11:21,604And I just wanna get back home

23600:11:21,605 --> 00:11:24,006because I'm a reallychill guy. It's me, Gordo.

23700:11:24,135 --> 00:11:25,604And he's like, Okay,here's what we're gonna do.

23800:11:25,605 --> 00:11:27,604And so, together they gothrough this checklist.

23900:11:27,605 --> 00:11:32,604Uh, put this thing up.Like, press this button.

24000:11:32,605 --> 00:11:34,604There's all these things he needs to do.

24100:11:34,605 --> 00:11:36,604But then Gordo's like,Oh, [bleep].

24200:11:36,605 --> 00:11:40,604Beep. And his carbondioxide meter's going off.

24300:11:40,605 --> 00:11:43,604And it's like,Beep, beep, you're [bleep].

24400:11:43,605 --> 00:11:45,604And he's like,Oh, my God, you're right.

24500:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,725I'm totally [bleep] [bleep].

24600:11:46,750 --> 00:11:49,604But I...no, but he's chiller than that.

24700:11:49,605 --> 00:11:52,402No, hold on.He's way calmer than that.

24800:11:53,086 --> 00:11:57,604John Glenn, look, mycarbon dioxide meter's

24900:11:57,605 --> 00:12:01,604going off and, uh...It's like 100 degrees in my cabin.

25000:12:01,605 --> 00:12:03,604Which means he's [bleep] dying.

25100:12:03,605 --> 00:12:06,604But he's not beinga Debbie Downer about it.

25200:12:06,605 --> 00:12:09,604And he's like, I need to get to Earth.

25300:12:09,605 --> 00:12:13,604But, like, manual reentryhad never been done before.

25400:12:13,605 --> 00:12:15,604So, if he enters theEarth's atmosphere too steep,

25500:12:15,605 --> 00:12:18,604he's gonna blow up.So, he says, Okay.

25600:12:18,605 --> 00:12:21,604There's the Big Dipper.There's the Little Dipper.

25700:12:21,605 --> 00:12:25,604Gemini...He draws an axis on the window

25800:12:25,605 --> 00:12:29,604and uses the constellationsas his constant.

25900:12:29,605 --> 00:12:32,604And he says, This isgoing to be my angle

26000:12:32,605 --> 00:12:34,604at which I can enter Earth's atmosphere.

26100:12:34,605 --> 00:12:37,604Which I think is... pretty incredible.

26200:12:37,605 --> 00:12:41,604So, John Glenn is like, Okay.Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

26300:12:41,605 --> 00:12:44,604Gordo's like,Let's just, like, do it, I'm ready.

26400:12:44,605 --> 00:12:48,604So, he fires, uh...[grunts]

26500:12:48,605 --> 00:12:50,264Uh, what does this mean?

26600:12:50,605 --> 00:12:52,604[laughs]

26700:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,604[chuckling] What's it called whenthere's fire coming out of stuff?

26800:12:56,605 --> 00:12:59,604What... when it's like a fire...

26900:12:59,605 --> 00:13:00,604[groans]

27000:13:00,605 --> 00:13:01,604[laughs]

27100:13:01,605 --> 00:13:05,604He fires the rockets.

27200:13:05,605 --> 00:13:07,605[mimics rocket blast]

27300:13:08,605 --> 00:13:10,604He had a $5 wristwatch,and that's what he used

27400:13:10,605 --> 00:13:14,604to figure out how longto fire his rockets.

27500:13:14,605 --> 00:13:16,604[mimics rocket blast]

27600:13:16,605 --> 00:13:19,604Gordo is like, I'mentering Earth's atmosphere!

27700:13:19,605 --> 00:13:21,605[bleep] bravo to me!

27800:13:23,605 --> 00:13:25,605Wait. Oh.

27900:13:28,605 --> 00:13:32,604[both laugh]And he splashes down.

28000:13:32,605 --> 00:13:37,604And he has the mostaccurate splash-down, ever,

28100:13:37,605 --> 00:13:40,556in... NASA history.

28200:13:41,605 --> 00:13:44,845He's like, so chill. He's like,Hey, guys, I made it.

28300:13:44,870 --> 00:13:49,604I'm not surprised.It's me, Gordo.

28400:13:49,605 --> 00:13:51,605Big whoop.

28500:13:56,455 --> 00:14:00,454- Gordo changed the game.- Great.

28600:14:00,455 --> 00:14:02,455He had a $5 wristwatch!

28700:14:04,755 --> 00:14:07,254- All right, Mark.- I'm listening.

28800:14:07,255 --> 00:14:10,254- Well, you're gonna do some talking.- Hello.

28900:14:10,255 --> 00:14:14,303- I'm Mark Gagliardi.- I'm Mark Gagliardi.

29000:14:14,508 --> 00:14:15,905And today, we're gonna talk about...

29100:14:15,906 --> 00:14:17,626Oh, is this reallythat part of the thing?

29200:14:17,651 --> 00:14:19,424- Yep.- Yeah, now you're woken up.

29300:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,424Here he comes.

29400:14:20,425 --> 00:14:22,424This is how televisionworks, bitches.

29500:14:22,425 --> 00:14:23,424- Ready?- Which camera?

29600:14:23,425 --> 00:14:28,424- Action.- Hi, I'm Mark Gagliardi.

29700:14:28,425 --> 00:14:30,424[glass crashes] Todaywe're gonna talk about

29800:14:30,425 --> 00:14:34,228Bass Reeves.[laughs]

29900:14:36,555 --> 00:14:39,554Bass Reeves is born as a slave.

30000:14:39,555 --> 00:14:43,554One night,Bass Reeves and his master

30100:14:43,555 --> 00:14:48,554get in an argument over a poker game.Bass Reeves...

30200:14:48,555 --> 00:14:55,312punches his owner in the face.And Bass Reaves thinks to himself,

30300:14:55,406 --> 00:14:59,554Oh, [bleep], you guys, Ijust coldcocked my boss.

30400:14:59,555 --> 00:15:02,554Listen, let's be honest, my owner.

30500:15:02,555 --> 00:15:05,554This is probably notgonna be good for me.

30600:15:05,555 --> 00:15:11,272So, Bass Reeves hightails itto the Indian Territories of Oklahoma.

30700:15:11,452 --> 00:15:15,554So, Bass Reeves winds up livingamong the Seminole Nation,

30800:15:15,555 --> 00:15:19,366learning the language of allof these indigenous peoples.

30900:15:19,474 --> 00:15:21,554And trained in theways of Native American

31000:15:21,555 --> 00:15:26,057- tracking and hunting.- Hmm, awesome.

31100:15:26,092 --> 00:15:30,704- Ah, I appreciate you, Derek. I love you.- I love you.

31200:15:30,705 --> 00:15:32,521You're my... listen, I'm...

31300:15:32,599 --> 00:15:36,704We're gonna make a baby.Um... [both laugh]

31400:15:36,705 --> 00:15:38,704I may be aimed downat the ground for

31500:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,704the whole of this, butdon't worry about that.

31600:15:40,705 --> 00:15:44,704In 1875 the U.S. is changing.

31700:15:44,705 --> 00:15:47,704Taming the Wild West andall that kinda [bleep].

31800:15:47,705 --> 00:15:51,704U.S. Marshal James Fagan knewthat this was dangerous work.

31900:15:51,705 --> 00:15:58,288He needed the guy that full ondances with wolvesed in that area.

32000:15:58,323 --> 00:16:00,299[laughs]So, Fagan goes to Reeves.

32100:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,019Hey, I have 75,000 square miles

32200:16:04,020 --> 00:16:07,704to cover to bring bad guys to justice.

32300:16:07,845 --> 00:16:11,844And Bass Reeves said,Listen, I'm ambidextrous,

32400:16:11,845 --> 00:16:15,844I can shoot a gun with both hands.

32500:16:15,845 --> 00:16:20,245I'm 6'2" and 390 pounds.

32600:16:20,845 --> 00:16:24,807I'm gonna be the guythat keeps you safe.

32700:16:24,845 --> 00:16:27,845The only thing I can say to you is...

32800:16:28,845 --> 00:16:31,844I'm gonna tape a... take a nap.[bleep] you.

32900:16:31,845 --> 00:16:34,844 There he goes on the floor

33000:16:34,845 --> 00:16:36,844- Derek?- Mm-hmm?

33100:16:36,845 --> 00:16:40,844- Take my hand.- Good night, then.

33200:16:40,845 --> 00:16:42,845Night. So...

33300:16:44,845 --> 00:16:49,844So, Bass Reeves is working as aU.S. Marshal, picking up bad guys.

33400:16:49,845 --> 00:16:53,844So, one of the bad guythings that he does is,

33500:16:53,845 --> 00:16:56,844he dresses himself up as an old beggar

33600:16:56,845 --> 00:17:01,844at the homestead ofa couple of bad guys' mother.

33700:17:01,845 --> 00:17:05,844He says, I'm just a poor old beggar.

33800:17:05,845 --> 00:17:08,844I just need a placeto stay for the night.

33900:17:08,845 --> 00:17:12,844So she gives Bass Reevesa place to spend the night.

34000:17:12,845 --> 00:17:14,845As soon as the two outlaws fell asleep,

34100:17:15,845 --> 00:17:20,844Bass Reeves pulled down his shawl,grabs his six shooter.

34200:17:20,845 --> 00:17:23,940He says, The Bass w...hold on.

34300:17:23,975 --> 00:17:26,845I'm gonna corner their dumbasses while they're sleeping.

34400:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,844I'll sleep you...

34500:17:29,845 --> 00:17:32,845I will sleep clack youinto my handcuffs, bitches!

34600:17:33,845 --> 00:17:34,845And I'm gonna grag you...

34700:17:35,845 --> 00:17:38,844I'm gonna grag you...hold on.

34800:17:38,845 --> 00:17:41,537I'm gonna drag your asses in jail

34900:17:41,611 --> 00:17:43,844where I gathered up all the criminals.

35000:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,684- That's pretty badass.- Listen, mother[bleep],

35100:17:46,697 --> 00:17:49,024I'll tell you this whole story, hold on.

35200:17:49,059 --> 00:17:51,844This is how big a badass Bass Reeves is.

35300:17:51,845 --> 00:17:55,844The Brunter Brothers,another group of outlaws,

35400:17:55,845 --> 00:18:00,844ambushed him at gunpoint.Bass Reeves kept his cool,

35500:18:00,845 --> 00:18:03,844turned to the firstBrunter Brother and said,

35600:18:03,845 --> 00:18:06,844I'm sorry, do you knowwhat the date is today?

35700:18:06,845 --> 00:18:10,844And as that brother was trying tofigure out the date for the day,

35800:18:10,845 --> 00:18:13,844Bass Reeves shootsthe first two brothers.

35900:18:13,845 --> 00:18:16,844And then coldcocked the other brother

36000:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,844and carried them back tothe court at Fort Lewis.

36100:18:19,845 --> 00:18:23,844And they're like, You know what?[bleep] you, Bass Reeves!

36200:18:23,845 --> 00:18:26,673[bleep] you and your knowingwhat's right and wrong!

36300:18:26,708 --> 00:18:30,844[bleep] you, Honest...Honest Jack Reeves!

36400:18:30,845 --> 00:18:31,844[bleep] you, Bass Reeves,

36500:18:31,845 --> 00:18:35,844and your wanting to givethe honesty to the people!

36600:18:35,845 --> 00:18:40,844- Mark.- I love you. [laughing]

36700:18:40,845 --> 00:18:44,844I love you.I'ma kiss you on your lips.

36800:18:44,845 --> 00:18:45,844- Derek Waters.- No.

36900:18:45,845 --> 00:18:47,551I'ma kiss you on your lips.

37000:18:48,345 --> 00:18:49,805I just wanna hold your face.

37100:18:49,830 --> 00:18:53,497- Will you finish the story if I do this?- I promise I will.

37200:18:53,645 --> 00:18:53,645- Promise?- I'm...

37300:18:53,646 --> 00:18:57,644- No slapping.- I'm not gonna slap you, Derek.

37400:18:57,645 --> 00:19:02,645- What're you gonna do?- Derek? [sighs]

37500:19:03,645 --> 00:19:05,685- That was very nice.- I'm gonna take a nap now.

37600:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,686Nope. You promised, ifyou could touch my face...

37700:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,644- I'll touch your face.- You were gonna finish

37800:19:09,645 --> 00:19:11,644- the [bleep] story.- I'ma finish it, hold on.

37900:19:11,795 --> 00:19:16,794So, uh, one night,Bass Reeves is chasing after Jim Webb.

38000:19:16,795 --> 00:19:19,794He'd killed a ton ofdudes, and Bass Reeves...

38100:19:19,795 --> 00:19:23,794pew, pew, pew...shot down this dude.

38200:19:23,795 --> 00:19:26,794And this guy is layingthere, on the ground,

38300:19:26,795 --> 00:19:28,794looks up at Bass Reeves, and he says,

38400:19:28,795 --> 00:19:33,795Bass, this bullet thatis designed for you...

38500:19:34,795 --> 00:19:39,794Nah, man.I want this bullet to be designed

38600:19:39,795 --> 00:19:42,794for people that [bleep] you up.

38700:19:42,795 --> 00:19:45,294That guy, Jim Webb, gave that gun

38800:19:45,295 --> 00:19:47,794to Bass Reeves because he respects him.

38900:19:47,795 --> 00:19:51,794- Derek.- Shh. Tell the story.

39000:19:51,795 --> 00:19:53,794- I love you.- I love you.

39100:19:53,795 --> 00:19:56,794Bass Reeves threw moremen in jail than any

39200:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,794other Marshal in U.S.history, 3,000 men.

39300:19:59,795 --> 00:20:03,794And when he died,his funeral was attended

39400:20:03,795 --> 00:20:06,795by hundreds of people.White...

39500:20:07,795 --> 00:20:09,794Black...Native American...

39600:20:09,795 --> 00:20:14,579and whatever the otherthing was that they had.

39700:20:14,709 --> 00:20:18,794And they all wentto pay their respects to this,

39800:20:18,795 --> 00:20:22,794the most important man,of the wild frontier.

39900:20:22,795 --> 00:20:27,794You know what?Reeves was the inspiration...

40000:20:27,795 --> 00:20:28,794for the Lone Ranger.

40100:20:28,795 --> 00:20:31,794How come more peopledon't know that Bass Reeves

40200:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,794is who inspired the Lone Ranger?

40300:20:34,795 --> 00:20:35,794Because he's black.

40400:20:35,795 --> 00:20:38,794- That's sad.- Yeah.

40500:20:38,795 --> 00:20:42,794- Well, we're changing history now.- I love you.

40600:20:42,795 --> 00:20:45,794[orchestral music]

40700:20:54,532 --> 00:20:57,879 sync & correction by f1nc0~ Addic7ed.com ~

40800:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,136Right.

40900:21:13,136 --> 00:21:14,135And then what happens?

41000:21:14,736 --> 00:21:15,436Mm-hmm.