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September 2015 CLUBHOUSE HOURS Mon. - Thurs. 7:30 am - 7:30 pm Friday 7:30 am - 5:00 pm Saturday 9:00 am - 5:00 pm Sunday Noon - 5:00 pm Phone: 410-208-4994 Fax: 410-208-4996 It’s More Than a Community. It’s a Lifestyle. Mark Your Calendar Committee/Board Meetings INSIDE THIS ISSUE Parke Happenings ..................................... p. 2 GM Report ................................................ p. 6 Committee Reports.................................... p. 7 Recipe Corner ........................................... p. 9 Red Hats .................................................. p. 9 Your PC ................................................... p. 10 Outside The Parke .................................... p. 12 Tax Tips .................................................. p. 16 Science Corner ......................................... p. 18 GM Email: [email protected] Webmaster Email: [email protected] Clubhouse Email: [email protected] Website: www.parkehappenings.com President’s Corner Covenants September 2 9:00am Communications September 2 1:00pm Operations September 8 9:00am Programs September 9 9:00am Design Review September 15 9:00am Budget & Finance September 21 9:30am Board of Directors September 30 9:30am Donna McCracken Our Community is about to enter the busy part of our Bud- get Season. The budget process started on July 24 when the Board directed the various committee chairs to prepare their 2016 Budget Requests. On September 9 the GM will present a draft 2016 Budget to the Budget and Finance Advisory Com- mittee. The GM’s 2016 Draft Budget will be based upon the 2015 operating budget year-to-date accruals (will include nine months of actual and three months of projections), commit- tee requests, Replacement Reserve items, updated Replace- ment Reserve Contribution based upon the RR Study, and any capital improvement items needed. The B&F Committee will approve the Draft Budget at its September meeting and then present it to the Board at the September Board meeting. During the month of October there will be a couple work- ing budget meetings scheduled. A complete review of the pro- posed budget – line by line - will be accomplished at these meetings. The dates and times of the meetings will be an- nounced and are open to all residents. If you are interested in how the Board spends your money, I encourage you to attend at least one, if not all, of the scheduled meetings. This is your opportunity to provide input to the 2016 budget. Do you think we should increase or decrease some services? Do you have some cost savings suggestions or suggestions for capital im- provements? At the October Board meeting, the Board will present the Draft Budget to the homeowners association. A budget pre- sentation is scheduled for the November Java Hour. The Final Budget will be approved at the November 18 Board meeting. Remember: all meetings – the Board of Directors and the various advisory committees - are open meetings. Don’t miss your opportunity to question, provide suggestions, or under- stand our budget process. Attend a meeting! Seen here enjoying themselves are some of the residents who attended the Welcome Beach Bash on July 18.

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September 2015

CLUBHOUSE HOURSMon. - Thurs. 7:30 am - 7:30 pmFriday 7:30 am - 5:00 pmSaturday 9:00 am - 5:00 pmSunday Noon - 5:00 pmPhone: 410-208-4994Fax: 410-208-4996

It’s More Than a Community. It’s a Lifestyle.

Mark Your CalendarCommittee/Board Meetings

INSIDE THIS ISSUEParke Happenings .....................................p. 2GM Report ................................................p. 6 Committee Reports ....................................p. 7 Recipe Corner ...........................................p. 9 Red Hats ..................................................p. 9Your PC ................................................... p. 10 Outside The Parke .................................... p. 12Tax Tips .................................................. p. 16Science Corner ......................................... p. 18

GM Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected] Email: [email protected] Website: www.parkehappenings.com

President’s Corner

Covenants September2 9:00amCommunications September2 1:00pmOperations September8 9:00amPrograms September9 9:00amDesignReview September15 9:00amBudget&Finance September21 9:30amBoardofDirectors September30 9:30am

Donna McCracken

OurCommunityisabouttoenterthebusypartofourBud-getSeason.ThebudgetprocessstartedonJuly24whentheBoarddirectedthevariouscommitteechairstopreparetheir2016BudgetRequests.OnSeptember 9theGMwillpresentadraft2016BudgettotheBudgetandFinanceAdvisoryCom-mittee.TheGM’s2016DraftBudgetwillbebaseduponthe2015operatingbudgetyear-to-dateaccruals(willincludeninemonthsofactualand threemonthsofprojections),commit-tee requests, Replacement Reserve items, updated Replace-mentReserveContributionbasedupontheRRStudy,andanycapitalimprovementitemsneeded.TheB&FCommitteewillapprovetheDraftBudgetatitsSeptembermeetingandthenpresentittotheBoardattheSeptemberBoardmeeting. DuringthemonthofOctobertherewillbeacouplework-ingbudgetmeetingsscheduled.Acompletereviewofthepro-posedbudget– lineby line -willbeaccomplishedat thesemeetings. The dates and times of the meetings will be an-nouncedandareopentoallresidents.IfyouareinterestedinhowtheBoardspendsyourmoney,Iencourageyoutoattendatleastone,ifnotall,ofthescheduledmeetings.Thisisyouropportunitytoprovideinputtothe2016budget.Doyouthinkweshouldincreaseordecreasesomeservices?Doyouhavesomecostsavingssuggestionsorsuggestionsforcapitalim-provements? AttheOctoberBoardmeeting,theBoardwillpresenttheDraftBudgettothehomeownersassociation.Abudgetpre-sentationisscheduledfortheNovemberJavaHour.TheFinalBudgetwillbeapprovedattheNovember 18Boardmeeting. Remember:allmeetings–theBoardofDirectorsandthevariousadvisorycommittees-areopenmeetings.Don’tmissyouropportunitytoquestion,providesuggestions,orunder-standourbudgetprocess.Attendameeting!

Seen here enjoying themselves are some of the residents who attended the Welcome Beach Bash on July 18.

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Parke Happenings

News for The Parke Bench should be sent to the Editor: [email protected] by the 15th of the month.

The Parke Bench is published monthly byThe Homeowners Association of

The Parke at Ocean PinesPresident, Donna McCrackenVice President, Chris WanzerSecretary, Peggy RobinsonMember-at-Large, Jim AngstadtMember-at-Large, Bob BradfordTreasurer, Carol WanzerChair-Communications Advisory Committee, Pat Addy

STAFFRick Rodgers, Editor ([email protected])Joyce Piatti, Recipe Corner ([email protected])Nate Boring, Outside The Parke ([email protected])Gene Edge, Your PC ([email protected])Joan Kessler, Advertising Rep ([email protected])Kristi Clarke, General Manager ([email protected])Barbara Cordrey, Asst. GM ([email protected])Mekia Cherone, Clubhouse Coord. (webmaster@ parkehappenings.com)

Flu Shots Coming SoonSummerissooncomingtoanend.NomoreOceanCitytraffic, no more hot temperatures, and no more heat waves.However,itisnevertoolatetoreceiveandplanyourflushots.CoastalDrugwillbehereattheClubhousegivingresidentsflushots. Pickthedayyouwouldliketoattend:September 2orSeptember 23.Thetimewillbefrom11am-1pm.Pleasesignupintheprovidednotebookforaspecifictimeanddate.ThereisnochargetoMedicarePartBholders,andthose withAetna Insurance or Bravo Health Insurance. Forotherinsurancesnotmentioned,thecostis$29.99.BringyourMedicarecardand/orinsurancecardswithyou.Make checks payable to: “Coastal Drug.” If you have anyquestions, please contact the Clubhouse during normal busi-nesshours.

Come Play ParkoTheParkeatOceanPinespresentsParkoonWednesday,Sep-tember 2,from 3-6pm at the Clubhouse in the Grand Hall.Doorsopenat2:45andthecostisonly$.50percardtoplay.Parkoisjustlikebingo,butyoucalloutParko!Therewillbecash prizes, great snacks, and lots of fun. Come join us forParkoandmakeParkoyoursourceofentertainment!

Join us for Bunco Buncoseems tobe sweepingTheParkeby surprise. Itappears that residents are raving about it! Come joinus onTuesday,September 8,from2-4pmintheGrandHall.It’seasytolearnandtheonlyrequirementistobeabletocounttosix!It’safastmoving,fun-filledgameprovidingsomegreatsocialtimewithoneandall.BuncowasintroducedtoTheParkeafewmonthsago,anditwasabighit!Whynottrysomethingdifferentandsomethingnew?Wearesureyouwillhaveafewlaughs.Thecostis$5perpersonwhichgoestowardthegameprizes.

• Sep 20–Bruce&NancyJarvis.Theme:Awinefrom the50statesexcludingCA,MD,NC,NY,OR,VA andWA.• Oct 18–Harold&SusanFingerhut.Theme:Anywine blendingof4ormoregrapevarieties. Participants are asked to bring their own glass, a lightsnackandathemedbottleofwinetoshare.Ifyouwouldliketojoinus,contactHaroldFingerhuton410-973-1616orDianeMcGrawon410-208-2569.

Java Hour is Back The Communications Committeein-vites you to attend the first JavaHourof the yearon Friday, September 11,at 10am. The speaker will be Nicole,Meringolo,aregisterednursewithwideexperienceineduca-tionaswellasacutehome,hospice,andcommunitycares.Hertalkwill focuson signsof health concernsassociatedwithheartattacks,strokes,andotheremergencies.DoyoulikeattendingeventssuchastheJavaHour,andwanttoassistwiththesewonderfulevents?PleasejoinusontheCommunicationsCommittee;wearealways looking forvolunteers.FeelfreetocontactPatAddy,[email protected]. JavaHoursareusuallyheldthefirstFridayofthemonthbut,duetoLaborDayweek-end,itwasmovedtoSeptember11.

Wine Appreciation Group The Wine Appreciation Group wasformedin2006andenjoyswinetastingsonthe 3rd Sunday of every month from 2:30-4:30pmattheClubhouse.Thesehostsinviteyoutojoinus:

Painting on Porcelain Classes Thinkingabout tryingsomethingnew? Comejoinyourneighborsinaworkshopcalled“PaintingonPorcelain.”TheworkshopwillbegivenontwoTuesdays,September 15and29,from10amuntil12noon.Thefacilitator,JayneCollinge,willguideyouthroughtheartofpaintingonporcelain.Theatmosphereiscasual,butinformative.Takethisopportunitytolearnanewstyleofpaintingor“brushup”onyourpaintingskills. Thecostis$10perclasswhichincludestheporcelain.Itwillbeanadditional$5perpersontousetheinstructor’ssup-plies.AsignupsheetwillbeavailableattheClubhouseinsidetheactivitybook.Ifyouneedadditionalinformation,contactJayneCollingeat410-208-9381.

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Hold these Dates:

Please Note: Residents are requested to take only one

Parke Bench per household.

1st Annual Neighborhood Picnic ResidentsofHatteras,Brush Island, andCarnegiePlaceareplanningtohaveaneighborhoodpicniconSaturday,Oc-tober 10,from5pmuntil?attheClubhouse.A$5chargeperhouseholdwillprovidegrilledburgers,hotdogsandfixins’.AttendeesshouldbringadishtoshareandBYOB. PleaseRSVPbyOctober 5byplacingapaperwithyournameandphonenumberinthebasketontheporchofChrisFrancone at 35 Hatteras. If any questions, contact Chris [email protected].

Wine and Cheese Guest Night OnMonday,September 21,at7pm,theDelmarvachapterofSweetAdelineswillhostaWineandCheeseGuestNightattheOceanPinesCommunityHall.Gals,ifyou’veeverwantedtosing,nowisyourchancetovisitusandhaveablast.Bringafriend.CallJeanBeattyforinformation:410-208-4149.

Fall Dates for Memoir WorkshopThememoirworkshopwillresumemeetingonTuesday,September 22, from10am-12noonin theCardRoom. Therestofthefalldatesare:Tuesday,October27,andTuesday,November 17. Newmembersarewelcome.Ifyou’veeverthoughtaboutwritingyourfamilyhistoryoryourexperiencesinlife,comejoin us! Maybe you’ll get some inspiration to get started.Don’tprocrastinate. Ifyouhavequestionsorwantmoredetails,[email protected].

The Supper Club hosts Social Hour OnSaturday,September 26, theSupperClubwillhostasocialhourattheClubhousefrom4-6pm.Pleasebringanappetizertoshareandyourbeverage.ComeandmeetothermembersoftheSupperClubandlearnwhatwe’reallabout.Ifyouwish toattend this funevening, signupat theClub-houseoremaileventcoordinatorDianeStrakaatDianestra-ka@gmail.com.

The Parke Book ClubTheParkeBookClubmeetsintheClubhouse every last Thursday of themonth from 2-4pm. The exceptionwouldbethethirdThursdayinNovem-ber due to the Thanksgiving holiday.Thegroup’sscheduleisasfollows:September-Nightingale byKristinHannah;October-TheBoysintheBoatbyDanielBrown;November-Bettyville:A MemoirbyGeorgeHodg-man;nomeetinginDecember;January-InnocencebyHedaMargoliusKovaly;February-Fourth of July CreekbySmithHenderson;March-Yesterday, Today and TomorrowbySo-phiaLoren;April-In the Land of Invisible WomenbyQantaAhmed;May-The Girl on the TrainbyPaulaHawkins; June - The Museum of Extraordinary Things byAlice Hoffman;andJuly -The Secret RiverbyKateGreenville. Newcomers are most welcome. If you have any ques-tions,pleasecallMaryStevensat410-641-7946.

Harvest DinnerDon’tmissoutonthefun:TheThirdHar-vestDinneriscoming!Thisisaverypopulareventsoregisterearly!TheHarvestDinnerisscheduledforWednesday,November 18,at theDunesManorHotel from5 to8pm.

Parke Community Garage SaleThecommunitygaragesaleisscheduledforSaturday, October 3, from 7:30am-12:30pm.Tobeincludedinthecommunity-widegaragesale, you must register in the signup notebook at the Club-houseNLTSeptember27.Ifacoupleofyouaresellinginadriveway,pleaseincludeallnames.Thereisa$1.00registra-tionfeetocovertheexpensesofthemapsandsigns.Therearesomeadjustmentsforthisfallsalethough.Eachregistrantisaskedtoplacetheirfeeinoneenvelopeprovidedinthesignupnotebook.Everyregisteredhouseholdwillreceivea“GarageSale”signatthebaseoftheirlampposttoalertbuyersthatyouareaseller.MapswillbehandedouttothebuyersandanewsreleaseandapostingonCraig’sListwilladvertisetheevent.Ifanyquestions,[email protected].

Themenuisthesameaslastyear’s:tossedsaladwithassorteddressings,achoiceofentrees:10oz.RoastPrimeRibofBeefAusJus,GrilledSalmonw/DillSauceandRoastTurkeyDin-nerwithallthetrimmings.Allentreeswillincludepotatoes,vegetabledujour,rolls&butter,coffee(decaforregular),tea,andadessertofwarmapplepiealamodeor just icecream.Thepriceis$30whichincludestaxesandgratuities.Acashbarwillbeavailablefrom5to7pm.Anotebookfordinnerreservationswill be in theClubhouse fromThursday, Octo-ber1,untilSaturday,October 31.Participantsneedtoselecttheirentréesandtheirtableandmakepaymentwhentheysignupforthedinner.Checksmadepayableto“PPC”shouldbeplacedintheenvelopeatthetimeofregistration.Wewillhavetablesof10,sopleasecontactyourneighbors tocompleteatableorseeme,GailReese,ifyouneedassistance.Wewillalsohavea50/50raffle,entertainment,anddoorprizes!Wehopetoseeyouthere.

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Welcome CommitteeByDonnaPotenza

PleasejointheWelcomeCommitteeinwelcomingthefol-lowingnewresidentstotheirnewhomesinTheParke:

Robert & Diane Freitag,66ChathamCourtStanley, Carla & Lois Markowski,38HatterasStreetTimothy & Patricia Collins,8LongPointCourtGunther & Deborah Jensen,25LongPointCourtLyle & Cynthia Dillion,44FortSumterSouth

AsofAugust2015,thereare21newresidents,17ownersand4renters.IfyouwouldbeinterestedinjoiningtheWel-comeCommittee,[email protected].

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DEER RUNGOLF CLUB

HELP YOUR NEIGHBORS & COMMUNITYSUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HOSPICE

WWW.GOLFDEERRUN.COM

Check OutOurNEWLY RENOVATEDClubhouse &Events Room

Invitation to Join the Women’sClub of Ocean Pines

Golf Tournament at Deer Run - October 17thBenefitting The New Berlin Hospice Building

CALL YOUR NEIGHBOR ED COLBERT TO SIGN UP 443-614-1636

Committee Now FormingTEAMS & VOLUNTEERS NEEDED

Please join us for these upcomingevents:A New Year:Thursday,Septem-ber 3, from 10am-12 noon at the OceanPines Community Center. This is thefirstmeetingofournewmembershipyearwhere our officers will recap our 2014-2015year.Membershipduesare$10per

Gems’ Tea Documents Historyof Worcester County Women The Worcester County Commission forWomeninvitesyoutotheGems’TeatobeheldonSunday,November 1,from2-4pmattheDunes

Memory: Thursday,October 1, from10am-12noonat theOceanPinesCommunityCenterwithspeakerAmySchine,theEducationalConsultantfortheAlzheimer’sAssociationontheLowerEastShore.Amyhasbeenprovidingdementiaeduca-tionprogramsandin-servicesforfamilies,communitygroups,andhealthcareprovidersontheEasternShoresince2001.Lightrefreshmentsareservedandthereisanopportunitytoparticipateina50/50Raffle.Forinformation,[email protected].

Penguin SwimItistimetobeginplanningandthinkingaboutthePenguinSwimonNewYear’sDay,January 1, 2016.TheParkehasalwaysbeenastrongsup-porteroftheAGHPenguinSwim.Eachyearwehavehadateamofatleast8to10swimmersandmanyParkesupporters.Ourcommunityisusual-lysuccessfulinraisingbetween$4000and$5000forthehospital.However,thisyearTheSwimneedsachairman!Ifthisissomethingyouwouldliketodo,pleasecontactme,GailRe-ese,at410-641-8951orphilgail@verizon.net.Ihaveallthenecessaryinformationandwillbehappytoassistyou.Itisnotnecessarytobeaswimmer!Theonlyrequirementisthedesiretoleadthecommittee.TheSwimtakesplaceonNewYear’sDay,January1.Iwouldhatetoseethisworthwhileactivitydiscontinued.

ManorHotelinOceanCity.TheTeacelebratesthelivesoflocal women who have contributed to the quality of life inWorcester County over the years. The honorees will sharetheir lifeexperiencesinapersonalinterviewwithavideog-rapher and their contributions will become a documentaryofwomenthatmaybeviewedateveryWorcesterCountyli-brary. Forreservations,contactLouEttaMcClaflinat410-641-7391 or [email protected]. Checks should be madepayable to: “FWCCW” and mailed to 11108 Dale Road,WhaleyvilleMD21872byOctober 23.Thecostis$25perperson.

The human brain cell can hold five times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.

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William Hamilton, Jr., DPT, CHT

Mobilization and muscle energy techniques

Hand therapy | Joint replacement rehabilitation

Balance impairments | Vestibular disorders | Aquatic therapy

Specializing in:

Clinical Director & Senior Specialist

11022 Nicholas Lane, Suite 1 | Ocean Pines, MD 21811 | P: (410) 208-3440 | F: (410) 208-3505tidewaterpt.com | facebook.com/tidewaterphysicaltherapy

At A Glance Parke FinancialsAs of July 31, 2015

(Always Two Months Behind)

Hospice Golf Tournament at Deer Run SeekingvolunteersandteamplayersfortheCoastal Hospice GolfTournament on October 17 at Deer Run Golf Course. All proceeds tobenefitthenewCoastalHospicebuildinginBerlin.Volunteersandteamsareneeded.Sponsorsanddonationsareaccepted.CallyourneighborEdColbertformoreinformationortosignup. Cell: 443-614-1636, Deer Run: 410-629-0060, email:[email protected].

Operating Cash $285,856Reserve Investments $302,443Income YTD (7 Months) $697,072Expenses YTD (7 Months) $637,794

Neighbors Recommend I have been asked to repeat the “Neighbors Recom-mend”articlewhichrecommendedusingTitanSealcoatingtosealourdriveways.LastyearTitanSealcoatingcoated50drivewaysthroughoutourcommunity.Theywillcomebackthisyearwithacompetitivepriceifthereisenoughinterest.PleasecallresidentCarolSweeneyat410-600-0195andletherknowyou’reinterested.

Internet Tidbit: Everyday CarryDoyoulovegadgets?ThenthewebsiteEverydayCarry.comisforyou!Thiswebsitefeaturegadgetsthataremadetobeworn,carried,orplacedinyourbagtouseonadailybasis.Thesesmallitemsareperfectformakingeverydaytaskseasierandcanhelpyoubepreparedforanemergency.Anythingthatyougrabonyourwayoutthedoororalwayskeeppackedinyourbackpackisaneverydaycarryitem.Asyoubrowsethewebsite,you’llfindintriguingandusefulitemsthatwillkeepyoupreparedforwhateverlifethrowsatyou.

Scan this QR CODE to godirectly to The Parke website.

Those who discourage your dreamslikely have abandoned their own.

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Nomatterwhereweareintheworld,kindnessandrespectgoalongway,forwiththatactionfromeachofustowardseachothermakesarelivessomuchmorepleasant.Sowiththisinmind,Isharethefollowinginformationwithyou. Foryears,TheParkehasoperatedundertheParkingPol-icy that prohibits street parking, however, during the recentmonths,itwasfoundthatthereisnowaytoenforcethenon-street parking rule.The streetswithinTheParke aremain-tainedbyOceanPinesAssociation,whichareunderCountyjurisdiction.While thecurrentOPAdocuments,particularlytheARCGuidelines, specificallystate that there is tobenoparkingonthestreetswithinOceanPines,thereisnowaytoenforcethis“rule”astheroadswereturnedovertotheCountyinthelate1980’s.Becausethestreetsarepubliceasements,we,TheParke,norOPAcanapplyrulesthatprohibitactionsthattheCountyallowsonitsroadswithoutCountyconsent,which does not exist at this time. I am sure that OPA willworktowardsupdatingtheirdocumentstoproperlyreflecttheCountyjurisdictionsontheroads,however,theParkewillnotwaituntilthattime,astheCountylawssupersedeOPArulesatalltimes,andthereforeTheParkerulesmustreflectthatoftheCounty. Therefore,theBoardofDirectorshasvotedtostrikeouttheon-streetparkingprohibitionintheParkingPolicyduringitsAugust26thBoardmeetingas there isnoway toenforcetherule.However,itisthehopesoftheBoardandresidentsofTheParke thaton-streetparkingwill remaina last resortoptionforoverflowparking.PleasecontinuetousetheClub-houseparkinglotasyouroverflowparkingoptionbyobtain-ingamaximum7-dayparkingpassattheClubhouseOffice. Aswithanyactionthatyoutake,pleasealwaysconsideryourneighborsreaction.Ifyoumustparkinthestreet,mayIsuggestitbeforashortperiodoftime,infrontofyourhomeonlyandsafelyoutoftheflowoftraffic,especiallyinconcernofanemergencyvehiclepassagethatmaybeneededforyouoryourneighbors’healthandsafety.Kindnessreallydoesgoalongwaytowardscommunityenhancements.

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Did You Know: Mushroom TriviaSeptember is National Mushroom Month.

• Themushroomisnotavegetable,butis classifiedasafungus.

• MushroomswerefirstcultivatedinFranceintheearly 1700’s.TheywereintroducedtotheAmericasasa cultivatedfoodaround1890.

• Thereareabout38,000differentvarietiesofmushrooms.

• IntheUnitedStates,Pennsylvaniaisthelargestproducer ofmushrooms,producingover55percentofthetotal U.S.production.

• Mushroomsareagoodsourceofpotassium.For example,oneportabellamushroomhasmorepotassium thanabanana.

• Amushroomexpert,abotanistthatspecializesinthe studyoffungi,iscalledamycologist.

• InFrance,pharmaciesoffertestingforhuntersofwild mushroomstoseeiftheyarepoison-free.

• Wildmushroomsnevergrowinthesameplacetwoyears inarow.

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Covenants Committee ByMargaretGiacoponello,Chair

Committee Reports Communications Advisory Committee ByPattyAddy,Chair

Budget and Finance Committee ByRialLine,Chair

Sincethisisthefirstwrite-upforTheParkeBenchthisyearconcerningtheBudgetandFinanceCommittee,itseemsappropriatetooutlinesomeofthechangeswhichhavetakenplaceinitsoperationsinceJanuary.Lastyeareachmemberofthecommitteehadbeenreceivingamonthlyfinancialpacketconsistingofover50pagesoffinancialdatatoreviewpriorto themonthlymeeting,oftenwithlittle timetoaccomplishthereview.InconsultationwiththegeneralmanagerandthepresidentoftheBoardofDirectors,thesizeofthispacketwascutinhalfwhilestillprovidingtheinformationnecessaryforthe committee to do its job. To supplement the official fi-nancialdocuments,anunofficialworksheetwasdevelopedbythegeneralmanager toaid in the trackingandprojectionofbudgetedlineitems.Theworksheetisanongoingbudgetde-velopmenttoolusingpriormonth’sactualsandfuturemonths’projections. This is furnished to each member of the com-mitteewith theofficial financialdocuments. Eachmemberhasbeenassignedportionsofthebudgettotrackandreportonduringthecourseofthemonthlymeeting.Withwellover100budgetedlineitemsbeingtracked,itwasadauntingtasktokeepaccurateminutesduring themeetingand indeedformemberstofollowsectionsofthebudgetforwhichtheywerenotassigned.Toaddressthisproblemeachmemberreducestheiranalysis towritingwhich isemailed to theothercom-mitteememberspriortothemeeting.Thesewritingsarethencopiedintotheminutesafterasummarydiscussionof themduringthemeeting. Asof thiswritingweareentering thebudget formula-tionprocessfor2016.AdraftbudgetwillbepresentedtotheBoardofDirectorsatitsSeptember30meeting.

WelcometoTheParke.“It’sMorethanaCommunity.It’saLifestyle.”It’sSeptem-berandtheCommunicationsCommitteeissettinguptheagendaforourmonthlyJavaHour speakers. OurSeptemberspeaker isfrom Atlantic General Hospital and willdiscusshealthissuesinvolvingtheheartandstrokes.InOcto-berwehaveinvited“Wor-Wic”CommunityCollegetodiscusstheclassestheyhaveavailableespeciallytargetingseniors.InNovemberwewillpresenttheParkeBudget.InDecemberwehavetheMSO(Mid-AtlanticSymphony)andtheArtLeagueofOceanCity.Ifyouhaveanysuggestionsontopicsorspeak-ers,wewouldlikeyoutobringthemtoourattentionorjustcometooneofourmeetings.Wearealwayslookingfora“fewgoodresidents”tosup-portourcommitteeortojoinus.Wehaveaversatilecommit-teemadeupof technicalandtotallynon-technicalresidents.OurcommitteeisinvolvedwithbringinginthemonthlyJavaHour speakers, with preparing the community Resident Di-rectory,welcomingnewresidents,maintainingtheClubhouselibrary,andsupportingourParkeHappeningswebsite.Thereissomethingforeveryone.WemeetthefirstWednesdayofthemonthat1pminthecard room. Wehaveanopenforumfor residentsat thebe-ginningandattheendofourmeetings.Welookforwardtoresidentparticipationatallofourmeetingsandwelcomeallfeedbackandsuggestions.

AttheCovenantsCommitteemeetingonAugust5thesignageinthepoolareawasrevised toreflectchanges thathavebeenmadetotheBylawsandthePolicyonHOAActivitiesandClubhouseUsageover the last twoyears. Oneof the recentchangeswas theBoardofDirectorsvotedtoextendthetimethatchildrenun-dertheageof18couldbeinthepoolwithadultsupervision.Thosetimesarenow1to4pmeveryday.TheBoardhaspassedthelatestrevisionofthePolicyonHOAActivitiesandClubhouseUsage.Includedinthisrevi-sion is the closing of the Clubhouse on the following holi-days:Easter,MemorialDay,IndependenceDay,LaborDay,Thanksgiving,ChristmasDayandNewYearsDay.ThenextCovenantsmeetingwillbeonWednesday, Sep-tember 2,at9am.Allresidentswelcome.

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Design Review Committee ByLindaOlsen,Chair

Programs Advisory Committee BySusannPalamara,Chair

COMMITTEE REPORTS Continued From Page 7

Haveyounoticedallthepower-washinggoingoninTheParkethesedays?Wow,peoplearebusycleaningupafterourmoldinspection.Someresidentsdidn’tmakeitontimeforourfirstJulydate,buttheyaresurecatchingupnow.Wedidafollow-upinspectionthelastweekofAugustandthingswerestartingtolookprettycleanandshiny.Bythetimewemakeourthirdgo-round,wehopeto see everyone looking their best. Do your part; help ourcommunitylookpictureperfect.Andspeakingoflookinggood,wehavediscoveredthatseveral residents have painted their porches and sidewalks.This looksniceandneat inmostcases,as longas thecolorisacceptable.However,paintinganythingoutside,includingthesidewalk,requiresanapplicationfiledwiththeDRC.Ifyouhaveapaintedsidewalkanddidnotfileanapplication,youwillbehearingfromus inorder tocatchupourpaper-workafterthefact.Ifyouwouldliketopaintinthefuture,youmustremembertofileanapplicationtorequestapprovalbeforeyoupaint.Andtheimportantissuetorememberaboutpaintedsidewalksis:you,theresident,areresponsibleforanywearand tearordamagedoneby the lawnserviceor snowremoval service. The maintenance services will treat yourpropertyjustastheydoallproperties.Areyouhavingawonderfulsummer?CometotheClub-house,participateinsomeofourfunactivities,volunteerforacommittee,takeaswiminourpool,orsitonourClubhousepatio and watch the birds and butterflies around the ponds.Wehaveagreatcommunityhere, takeadvantageofwhat ithastooffer,anddoyourparttokeepitlookingbeautiful.

Asusual,wearebusyplanningupcom-ingevents.ThenextParkoisSeptember2at3pm.Wehaveajackpotof$105whichwehope tohavewononSeptember2. Please

bringyourfriendsandneighborsandlet’sgetridofthatjack-pot.Buncoseemstobedrawingasteadygroupofattendees.ThiseventisheldonthesecondTuesdayofthemonthat2pm.Itisgreatfunandfast-paced.Comeone,comeall.SignupinthebookintheClubhouse.WearelookingforapersonwillingtochairthePenguinSwimthisyear.TheswimtakesplaceatthePrincessRoyaleHotelonNewYear’sDayat1pm.GailReesehaschairedtheeventthelastcoupleofyearsandwouldliketopassthebaton.Pleasecontactmeat410-208-2821ifyouwouldbeinterestedintakingover.PatAddywouldliketostepdownasthechairfor“De-cemberinTheParke”andJoyceGlockhasagreedtoco-chair;soweneedsomeoneelsetostepupandhelpJoyce.PleasecontacteitherPatorJoyce tovolunteer. Everything isverywellorganizedandthedatesfordecoratinghavealreadybeenestablished for thisyear. Therewill be a tree set up in theMailPavilion theweekofNovember16 for thecards fromG.O.L.D.December1wewillbeginTheParkedecorating. OnSeptember20, come to thedeckof theClubhousewithyour lawnchair,drinksandsnacks formusicby“StillRockin.”Musicwillbeginat6pm.And,bytheway,bringyourdancingshoesincaseyouwanttomovetothemusic.Withfootballseasonapproaching,howaboutagoodold-fashionedtailgateparty?Well,youdon’thavetotravelfurtherthantheClubhouseonOctober24toenjoyjustthat.Lookformoreinformationtofollowonthedetails.November18isthedateforthisyear’sHarvestDinner.OnceagainitwillbeheldatDunesManorandthecostis$30perperson,cashbar,choiceofthreeentrees.Signupwillbe-ginOctober1.WedoplantoresumemovienightsandwillpostaflierattheMailPavilionwhenwegetadateset. Weare lookingforvolunteersforaholidayhouse tourscheduled for December 19. Parke residents interested inopeningtheirholiday-decoratedhomeforthistourshouldcallPennyMillerorme.TheProgramsCommitteeislookingformembers.Ifyouare interested in joiningus,pleasecontactmeorattendourmeetingthe2ndWednesdayof themonthat9amin thecardroom.

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Recipe CornerBy Joyce Piatti [email protected]

Red HatsActivities

Red cHattersTheRedcHattershadafantastictimeatour1stViceQueen’shome.MarleneGoodwinwas thehostess foraluncheon/cardpartyafternoon.Themembersbroughtsalads,wineanddessert to share.Somebusinesswasdiscussedandafterlunchboardgameswereplayed.

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¾cupsugar¾cupbrownsugar2/3cupbutter2eggs1½teaspoonsvanillaextract1½cupswholewheatflour2teaspoonsbakingpowder1teaspoonsalt2½cupsrolledoats1½cupspeaches,diced1cupraisins

Directions:

1. Preheatovento350.2. Beatsugars,butter,eggsandvanillainlarge mixingbowlwithelectricmixeratmedium speed.3. Combineflour,bakingpowderandsaltinseparate bowl.Addtoeggmixtureandbeatatlowspeed2 to3minutesoruntilsmooth.4. Stirinoats,peachesandraisins.Dropbytable spoonfulsontobakingsheet.5. Bake10to15minutesoruntilgolden.

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Ever see the Parke Bench in color at

www.parkehappenings.com?WOW!

A Little Trivia“Stewardesses”isthelongestwordtypedwithonlythelefthand.And‘lollipop’isthelongestwordtypedwithyourrighthand.(Betyoutriedthisoutmentally,didn’tyou?)

Thesentence:‘Thequickbrownfoxjumpsoverthelazydog’useseveryletterofthealphabet.(Now,youKNOWyou’regoingtotrythisoutforaccuracy,right?)

Thewords‘racecar,’‘kayak’and‘level’arethesamewhethertheyarereadlefttorightorrighttoleft(palindromes).(Yep,Iknewyouweregoingto‘do’thisone.)TYPEWRITERisthelongestwordthatcanbemadeusingthelettersonlyononerowofthekeyboard.(Allyoutypistsaregoingtotestthisout.)

Acathas32musclesineachear.

It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

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Your PC:First 5 Things To Do AfterYou Install Windows 10ByGeneEdge([email protected])

(MythankstoTechRepublicandCNETformuchofthesourcematerialformycolumns.)

Atthispoint,IwouldonlyrecommendinstallingWindows10ifyouare“computerliterate.”Otherwise,waitamonthorso.IwillsendanemailwhenIthinkthatWindows10isstableenoughforeverybodytoupgrade.Sofar,Ihaveseenabouta90%successratewithupgrades.Itcanbefrustratingtobeintheother10%.

(Extra Tip: disconnect external drives, printers, etc., beforeupgradingtoWin10.)

WhenyoudoinstallWindows10,herearethefirstthingsthatyouneedtodotoimprovesecurityandefficiency.Ifyouarenotcomfortablewiththesetasks,Icanarrangetoassistyou.

Kill Wi-Fi sharing: Bydefault,Windows10issetuptoshareyourInternetconnectionoverWi-Fi.Becauseitcanbedan-gerous,youshouldprobablyjustdisableitrightfromtheget-go. Open theSettings app from the taskbarorStartMenu,thenopenChangeWi-FisettingsandclickManageWi-Fiset-tings.Now,uncheckalltheboxesunder“FornetworksIse-lect,sharethemwith.”Youmayalsowanttoslidethetogglestooffunderneath“Connect tosuggestedopenhotspots”and“Connecttonetworkssharedbymycontacts.”

Customize the Start Menu:It’sOK;youcangetexcited,theStartMenuisback.However,it’stimetobeginmakingthemostofit.Firstthingsfirst:theStartMenulooksquiteabitdifferentfromtheoneyou’reusedtoinWindows7andearlierversionsofMicrosoft’sdesktopOS.Clickingonthetop-rightcorneroftheStartMenuanddraggingyourmousewillresizethebox.YoucanalsocustomizethelookandfeeloftheStart

ciatedapptothetaskbarbelow.Left-clickingandholdingonanytilewill letyoudragitaroundtorearrangetheorderofyourtiles,ortoregroupthem.Right-clickinganyapporfileanywhereonyourcomputerwillgiveyouanoptiontopinittotheStartMenu.Finally,clickingSettings,PersonalizationandthenStartwillallowyoutoenableordisableafewkeyfeatures.“Showmostusedapps”willautomaticallypinappsyoucommonlyopennearthetopoftheleftsideofthemenu,while“Showrecentlyaddedapps”willaddasectionbeneaththattoshowappsyou’verecentlyinstalled.

Manage restarts:And,ofcourse,manyproblemsthatIhearaboutcanberesolvedwitharestart. Whensomethinggoeswrongwithyourcomputer, restarting isoften thefirst thingyoushouldtry.Infact,youshouldberestartingyourcomputerregularlyifyoudon’tshutitdowneachnight.Thatsaid,au-tomaticrestartsaftersoftwareupdatesthatareunexpectedcanbeveryannoying.Sohere’sanimportantsettingtotweak:IntheAdvancedupdatesectionwithinSettings,selectAdvancedWindowsUpdateoptions. Then, in thedrop-downmenuatthetop,choose“Notifytoschedulerestart.”Thisway,yourcomputerwillstillrestartregularlywheneverupdatesarein-stalled,butyou’llgetawarningfirst.

Meet the Action Center:Microsoft’sspinonApple’sNotifi-cationCenteriscalledtheActionCenter.Itmightnotbethemostoriginalfeature,buthavingonelocationforallofyournotifications is a welcome change, so get to know the newActionCenter.

Don’t let notifications own you: Asgreat as thenewAc-tionCenteris,however,thinkofitlikeaSmartphone.Ifyougive every app carte blanche access to notifications, you’llloseyourmind.Instead,youwanttoanalyzethingsonaper-app basis and choose which apps can pop up notificationsandwhichshouldstayquiet.InWindows10,youcanadjustnotificationssettingsbyclickingthenotificationsiconinthesystemtray.TheclickAllsettings,followedbySystemandthenNotifications&actions.Here,you’llbeabletopickandchoosewhichappscandisplaynotificationsandwhichonescannot.You’llalsobeabletotweakafewadditionalsettingspertainingtonotifications.

AllofmycolumnsareavailableontheParkehappenings.comwebsite.Also,ifyouwanttoreceivemyoccasionalsecu-ritybulletinsandtips,sendanemailtomeandIwilladdyoutomydistributionlist.

MenubyopeningSettingsandthenclickingon Personalization. Right-clicking on anytilewillopenupasmallmenuwithoptionsto unpin it from your Start Menu, resize it,disable live tile features (animated updatesthatdisplayonthetile)orpinthetile’sasso-

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With the opening of The Clubhouse, Willow Valley

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development at Willow Valley. The building is also

a refl ection of our organization’s commitment to

intergenerational engagement. The Clubhouse opens a

new world of possibilities for those who live at Willow

Valley and creates a spirit of vibrancy compelling to

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Outside The Parke By Nate Boring [email protected]

Located In Manklin Station(Next To Rita’s Ices)South Gate, Ocean Pines

410-208-GIFT (4438)

Gifts & Gift Baskets For All Occasions H Gourmet Foods H Art H Baby Gifts

What a beautifulAugust 2015! A few hot and humiddaysbut,byandlarge,justpleasantsummerweather.Evenonthehotdays,Ifounditverycomfortableonthebeachundertheumbrella(ofcourse).Nonetheless,Septemberisuponus,andthetemperaturesmoderate,andthetouristtrafficbeginstotaperoff.ThemarqueeeventnaturallyisSunfest,fromSep-tember24to27.TonyOrlandoandWynonaJuddheadlinetheentertainment. (Iwonderedwhateverhappenedto“Dawn.”)AfterSunfest,theareaprettymuchbelongsexclusivelytothelocalsforthenextseveralmonths.

Friday to Sunday, September 4 to 6 – Labor Day Weekend Art & Craft Show. Uniquegiftsandhousehold items, includingoilandwatercolors,woodworking,furniture,stainedglass, candles,potteryandmore. Formore

information,pleasevisitwww.ocshows.com.FreeAdmission.Hours:10-5.

Sunday, September 13 – 3rd Annual Lewes Dragon Boat Festival.Hours:10–5.CanalfrontPark,Lewes.Thisfes-tivalbenefitstheSussexAcademy.Thirtyteamswillraceintraditionaldragonboatsforfun,fitnessandfundraising.Formoreinformation,gotowww.LewesDragonBoat.com.Friday to Sunday, September 18 to 20 – Berlin Fiddler’s Convention.ClosedownMainStreetandletthefootstomp-ingbegin. Threedaysoffreebluegrassmusicandcompeti-tions.berlinchamber.org.

Thursday and Friday, September 24 and 25 – 11th Annual Sand Castle Home Tour.Cost:$30.Thereisagreatvarietyofhomesfrom ocean front to bayside, family homesto penthouses and beach retreats. The tourisaself-guideddrivingtourandcanbecom-pletedatthetourtaker’sownpace.Thetourislimitedtothefirst1,000people,sobesuretoreserveinadvance.Formoreinformation, call 410-524-9433 or visit www.artleagueofo-ceancity.org.

Friday and Saturday, October 2 and 3 – Wine on the Beach. The19thAnnualWineFestivalontheBeachwillbeheldOctober2&3attheInletLotwithwineriesfromtheEastCoast.Micro-brewedbeers,Delmarva

cuisine,qualityarts&crafts,andlocalandregionallivemu-sicwillbefocalpointsofthisyear’sevent.ThefestivalwillbeopenFridayandSaturdayfrom11to7.Therewillbesev-eral arts & crafts vendors and micro-brewed beers for pur-chase. Popular local recordingartists, including“BirdDogandtheRoadKings,”willproviderelaxingmusicduringthedaysof thefestival. Tickets for thefestivalare$35,whichincludesone-dayadmission,commemorativewineglass,andwinetastingsamplecoupons.Sorry,nopets,picnicbaskets,coolers,oroutsidebeverages.http://www.winefest.comSunday, October 4 – AAA 400 NASCAR. AfterBikeWeek(notlistedhere),youcanfurtheryourhearingdamagebyat-tendingthe“AAA400?NASCARSprintCupSeriesraceinDover. NASCARstarsbattlefor400lapsontheone-mile,high-bankedconcreteMonsterMile!JeffGordon,BradKe-selowski, Jimmie Johnson and more will race side-by-sidein thepursuitof theMonsterTrophy.www.doverspeedway.com.

Thursday to Sunday, October 8 to 11 – Endless Summer Cruisin’ Car Show. Hot rod car show featuresmore than2,000customs,musclecars,streetmachines,classics&more.Live entertainment, manufacturers’ midway, boardwalk pa-rades,celebrities,andspecialattractions.Hours:ThursdaytoSaturday9–5,Sunday10–4.Formoreinformation,visitwww.endlesssummercruisin.com.

Friday and Saturday, October 16 and 17 – Free State Corvette Club Week-end. I have heard that there are moreCorvettes per capita in The Parke thananywhere in the US. I don’t know ifthat is true, but chances are that you will see a lot of yourneighborsatthisevent.GreatannualeventforCorvetteen-thusiastsandowners.ThisisthelargestCorvetteClub-spon-soredeventontheEastCoastoftheUnitedStateswithover1200CorvetteenthusiastsattendingfromCanadatoFlorida.Carshows,roadrallies,aparadeandotherrelatedactivitiesraisemoney for charity. Formore information,visitwww.freestatecorvette.com.

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Money Tip Itcanbetemptingtosaveonpetcarecostbyusingalow-costveterinaryclinic,butknowthattheseclinicsmaynotbeabletooffercomprehensiveservices.Ifyourpetneedsservic-esabovegeneralpreventativecare,youmaybeforcedtofindavetinanemergencysituation.Thiscanbetime-consuming,costly,andstressful. Establishingarelationshipwithafull-servicevetcanbebetterforyouandyourpetinthelongrun.

Healthy Living Tip Have you laughed today? Researchers have found thatlaughtermight justbe thebestmedicine. Laughingreducesstress,lowersbloodpressure,andboostsyourimmunesystem.Itcanevenimproverelationships.Takesomemomentseachday to lookat the lighter sideof thingsandyourmoodandhealthwillbenefit.

Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

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On The Lighter SideOne of the Smartest Men in the World Asmallplanewithfourpassengersandonepilotwastrav-elingthroughstormyconditions,whenitwassuddenlystruckbylightning.Thepilotcamebacktothepassengersandan-nouncedthattheyweregoingtocrashinamatterofminutes.“Thereareonlyenoughparachutesforfourofus.SinceIamthepilot,Iamtakingone.”Hequicklystrappedtheparachuteonandjumpedouttheplane’sdoor. Oneoftheotherpassengerspipedupandsaid,“Iamanartistandtheworldneedsme.”Withthat,hegrabbedanotherparachuteandleapedoutoftheplane. Thenextpassengersaid,“Iamanincrediblysmartman.Infact,IhavebeentoldIamoneofthesmartestpeopleintheworld.SoitfollowsthatIshouldtakeoneoftheparachutes.”Hegrabbedtheparachutenexttohimandjumpedoutoftheplane. Therewerejusttwomenleftintheplane.Theolderofthetwolookedathisyoungcompanionandsaid,“Ihaveledalongandhappylife.YoumaytakethelastparachuteandIwillgodownwiththeplane.” “Youdon’thavetodothat,”repliedtheyoungman.“Thatsmartguyjustjumpedoutwithmybackpack!”

A clear conscience is usually the signof a bad memory

Did You Know: The ConstitutionConstitution Week is celebrated September 17-23.

WhendelegatesconvenedinPhiladelphiain1787,theirintentwastoonlyrevisetheArticlesofConfederation,whichwastheexistingconstitutionatthetime.Afterdiscussionsstarted,theydecidedtorewritetheentiredocument.

NeitherJohnAdamsnorThomasJeffersonattendedtheCon-stitutionalConventionandneithersignedthedocument.

TheU.S.Constitutionistheshortestintheworld.Whencompletedin1787,ittotaled4,400wordsandwaswrittenonfourpages.Withamendmentsandsignatures,thewordtotalcomesto7,591.

Ittook100daysduringthesummerof1787tocompletetheConstitution.

Despitetheheatofsummer,thedelegateskeptthewindowsclosedinordertopreservesecrecy.

TheoldestdelegatetotheConstitutionalConventionwas81yearoldBenjaminFranklin.TheyoungestwasJonathanDayton,whowasonly27yearsold.

In1941aftertheattackatPearlHarbor,theoriginalU.S.ConstitutionwastransferredfromWashington,D.C.toFortKnoxinKentucky.

Today,theConstitution,alongwiththeBillofRightsandtheDeclarationofIndependence,arehousedintheRotundaoftheNationalArchivesBuildinginWashington,D.C.

There is no chance unlessyou take one.

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2. Use IRS Direct Pay.The best way to pay your taxes iswiththeIRSDirectPaytool.It’sthesafe,easyandfreewaytopayfromyourcheckingorsavingsaccount.Thetoolwalksyou throughfivesimplesteps topayyour tax inoneonlinesession.Justclickonthe‘PayYourTaxBill’iconontheIRShomepage.

3. Get a short-term extension to pay. Youmayqualifyforextratimetopayyourtaxesifyoucanpayinfullin120daysorless.YoucanapplyonlineatIRS.gov.IfyoureceivedabillfromtheIRSyoucanalsocallthephonenumberlistedonit.Ifyoudon’thaveabill,call800-829-1040forhelp.Thereisusuallynoset-upfeeforashort-termextension.

4. Apply for a monthly payment plan.Ifyouowe$50,000orlessandneedmoretimetopay,youcanapplyforanOnlinePaymentAgreementonIRS.gov.Adirectdebitpaymentplanisyourbestoption. Thisplan is the lower-cost, hassle-freewaytopay.Theset-upfeeislessthanotherplans.Therearenoreminders,nomissedpaymentsandnocheckstowriteandmail. You can also use Form 9465, InstallmentAgreementRequest,toapply.FormoreaboutpaymentplanoptionsvisitIRS.gov.

5. Consider an Offer in Compromise.AnOfferinCompro-miseletsyousettleyourtaxdebtforlessthanthefullamountthatyouowe.AnOICmaybeanoptionifyoucan’tpayyourtaxinfull.Itmayalsoapplyiffullpaymentwillcauseafi-nancialhardship.YoucanusetheOICPre-Qualifiertooltoseeifyouqualify.Itwillalsotellyouwhatareasonableoffermightbe.

6. Change your withholding or estimated tax. YoumaybeabletoavoidowingtheIRSinthefuturebyhavingmoretaxeswithheld from your pay. Do this by filing a new FormW-4,Employee’sWithholdingAllowanceCertificate,withyouremployer. TheIRSWithholdingCalculatoronIRS.govcanhelpyoufilloutanewW-4. Ifyouhave income that’snotsubject towithholdingyoumayneed tomakeestimated taxpayments.SeeForm1040-ES,EstimatedTaxforIndividuals,formoreonthistopic.

Tax Tips ByRickRodgers,RTRP [email protected]

Six Tips for People Who Owe TaxesWhilemostpeoplegetarefundfromtheIRSwhentheyfiletheirtaxes,somedonot.ThispasttaxseasonIhadtofileextensionsforseveralofmytaxclients.Doingsogavethemanothersixmonthstofiletheir2014taxreturns. Itdidnot,however,givethemanothersixmonthstopaywhattheyowe.Sincethat6-monthextensionisupsoon,iftheyowe(andI’msuresomeof themwill), theymust submitpaymentnowormakeotherarrangementsasdescribedbelow.Ifyouowefederaltaxes,theIRShasseveralwaysforyoutopay.Herearesixtipsforpeoplewhoowetaxes:1. Pay your tax bill. Ifyouget abill from the IRS,you’llsavemoneybypayingitassoonasyoucan.Ifyoucan’tpayitinfull,youshouldpayasmuchasyoucan.Thatwillre-ducetheinterestandpenaltieschargedforlatepayment.Youshouldthinkaboutusingacreditcardorgettingaloantopaytheamountyouowe.

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The Science CornerToday’s Topic: Insect Chemical Warfare II ByBruceJarvis

C CCC

creativecomplimentsby Michelle, Inc.

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thelab(byculturingthehaemolymph)–todate,withoutsuccess.Workersfoundthatevenbyusinganextensivearrayofmicrobialculturingtechniques,theywereunabletogrowmorethan99%ofthebacteriawithinthebeetle;ofthe1%ofbacteriaisolated,noneproducedpederin.

As surprising as this result appears, it turns out tobethetypical;weareabletoculturefewerthan1%ofbacteria found on land or in water. In the case of theblisterbeetles,itappearsthattheinsectandthepederin-producingbacteriahaveco-evolvedsuchthatinordertogrow,thepederin-producingbacteriarequirethespecificenvironmentwithintheinsect.Workersinthelabhavebeenunsuccessfulinreproducingtheseconditions. HalfaworldawayoffthecoastofJapan,marinescientistsfoundaspongefullofbacteria (anastounding40%byweightofthespongewasbacteria),that,likethebacteriainblisterbeetles,producedaseriesofcomplexchemicalvesicantswhosechemicalstructuresareremarkablylikethatofpederin.Again,thetruesourceofthesechemicalswasfoundtobethesymbioticbacterialivingwithinthesponge.Theworldisaweirdandwonderfulplace.

If you can’t be a good example, you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.

It’s been suggestedthat the plague of boilsdescribed in the Book ofExoduswasduetonoxiousinsectssuchastheNairobifly pictured above. Thisinsect is a member of aclass of beetles belongingto the genus of Paederus

(blisterbeetles).Althoughtheseinsectsneitherbitenorsting,manyofthespeciesamongtheblisterbeetlescauseseriousproblemstothosewhocomeintocontactwiththem.Theirhaemolymph(sortofaninsectblood)contains a potent vesicant (causing boils –mustard gasof WWI fame was a vesicant). Thus crushing one oftheseinsectsontheskincausesnastyboilsthathealonlywithdifficulty. Asyoumight imagine,mostwould-bepredatorsavoidthisbeetle.

Whatismostfascinatingaboutthisinsectisthatthesourceof this troublesomechemical (calledpederin) isnottheinsectitself,butsymbioticbacterialivinginsidethebeetlethatproducepederin.Thebacteriaarepasseddowntotheprogenythroughthebacteria-contaminatedeggslaidbyfemalesthathavethesebacteria.About10%of female beetles lack these bacteria, and beetles thathatchfromtheireggshavenopederin.Unlessmaleshaveeatenbacteria-contaminatedeggs,theyalsoaredevoidofpederin.Finally,iftheeggsthatarelaidbythe90%ofthe females that contain the nasty vesicant pederin aretreatedwithantibiotics(killingthebacteria),thebeetlesthathatchfromtheseeggsdonothaveanypederin.

Onceitbecameevidentthatbacteriaproducedpederinratherthantheinsectitself,scientistswentafterthetrueculpritbyattemptingtoisolatetheproducingbacteriain

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Landscape Design, Installation and MaintenanceIrrigation • Landscaping Lighting • Paver Patios

Drainage SolutionsPlant Nutrients & Pest Control

Trained and Uniformed Professionals

www.themoorecompanies.com • 410-641-2177

No Appointments. No Hassle.

Atlantic ImmediCare Ocean Pines Office Hours:

Mon-Fri: 10:00 am – 8:00 pm Sat & Sun: 10:00 am – 5:00 pmWalk-in / No appointment needed

Medicare Accepted

Rite Aid Ocean Pines Store 11011 Manklin Creek Road, Ocean Pines, MD 21811443-664-0190 • www.AtlanticImmedicare.com

Atlantic General HospitalSuperior healthcare ... right here in our community.

• Full Service Imaging (410.641.1100) including breast MRI, and cutting edge GE LightSpeed® Volume Computed Tomography CAT scans

• Center for Joint Surgery(410.641.9131)offering state-of-the-art procedures including Birmingham Hip Resurfacing, Zimmer Gender Knee Solutions, and long-wearing Verilast knee replacements

• Diabetes Outpatient Education Program (410.641.9703)

• Atlantic General Endoscopy Center (410.629.6800)ambulatory gastro-intestinal surgical services in privacy and comfort

• Atlantic General Medical Oncology (410.629.6888)care by board-certified specialists and an experienced, dedicated team of healthcare professionals

• Atlantic General Bariatric Center (410.641.9568)offering several surgical weight loss options based on individual need

• Wound Care Center® (410.629.6863)offering specialized care for those difficult-to-heal wounds

• Atlantic General Health SystemAtlantic General Hospital’s network of more than 15 primary care provider and specialist office and specialty centers including the Regional Cancer Care Center. For a complete list of providers visit atlanticgeneral.org/aghs.

• Women’s Diagnostic Center (410.641.9215)same-day appointments for mammograms, bone density screenings, and more

• Atlantic General Urology (410.629.6277)providing surgical and non-surgical treatment for kidney stones, bladder and prostate cancers, enlarged prostate, urinary tract infections, erectile dysfunction, stress incontinence and other urologic conditions

Main Hospital – 9733 Healthway Drive, Berlin 410-641-1100 • www.atlanticgeneral.org

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11310 Manklin Creek RoadSuite 2

Ocean Pines, MD 21811

410-208-4968

11310 Manklin Creek RoadSuite 2

Ocean Pines, MD 21811

410-208-4968

NOW IS THE TIME TO RESEED THIN OR BARE AREAS IN YOUR LAWN!

We will provide this service by: • Renovating and overseeding• Providing 3 extra applications of fertilizer to get the seedlings growing quickly• Reseeding any areas that don’t fill in properlyWe guarantee you will have a thick, full lawn if you water it ac-cording to our recommendations.OUR PRICING:1. ENTIRE LAWN: front, back, and sides (up to 3000 SQ FT) $375 (includes #3)2. FRONT LAWN or BACK LAWN ONLY (up to 2000 SQ FT) from road to front of house to rear lawn edge $2503. ALONG THE EDGE OF THE ROAD AND DRIVEWAY ONLY $125 THIS SEEDING MUST BE WATERED AT LEAST TWICE A DAY TO KEEP THE SEED MOIST. LIGHT FREQUENT WATER-ING IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS IN ESTABLISHING A NEWLY SEEDED LAWN. If you are unsure whether this would be beneficial for your lawn or if you have any other questions, please feel free to con-tact us at (410) 641-2177 or email [email protected]

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The Parke Activities and Clubs Activities are subject to change. Please stay tuned to Parke Happenings for current information.

Games Billiards/8 Ball League Tuesday, Billiard 1:30 PM-4:00 PM Ed Tewell Bridge-Duplicate Tuesday, GH 7:00 PM-10:00 PM Dave Keller Bridge-Party Tuesday, CRD 6:30 PM-10:00 PM Pam O'Dowd Canasta Monday, CRD 1:00 PM-4:00 PM TBA Mah Jongg Monday, Library 1:00 PM-4:00 PM TBA

Monday, Library 6:30 PM-10:00 PM TBA Tuesday, CRD 12:30 PM-4:00 PM Rosalie Harris Thursday, Crd/Library 1:00 PM-4:00 PM TBA Pinochle Friday, GH 12:30 PM-4:00 PM Rita Tewell Pinochle Tournament 4th Friday, GH 12:30 PM- 4:00PM Rita Tewell Poker Monday & Wednesday GH 6:00 PM-10:00 PM John Scrudato Poker Monday, CRD 6:00 PM-10:00 PM Bob Strauss Poker Every Wednesday 6:00 PM-10:00 PM Bob Strauss BUNCO Once per month 2:00PM- Texas Hold' Em Tournament 2nd Wed GH x 6 6:00PM-9:30PM John Scrudato 6x per year Women 8 Ball Friday, Billiard Room 1:00 PM- 4:00 PM TBA

Clubs & Groups Book Club 4th Thursday, CRD 2:00 PM-4:00 PM Mary Stevens BUNCO 2nd Tuesday, CRD 2:00 PM-4:00 PM Chris Francone Caring Neighbors Steve & Cathy Habeger Supper Club Diane Straka Java Info Hour 1st Friday, GH (Sept-May) 10:00 AM-11:30 AM Communications Adv Com Knitting 1st & 3rd Fri, Lib 1:00 PM-2:00 PM Sally Kohler Line Dancing-Beginners Thursday, GH 5:30 PM-6:30 PM Lois & Ken Ingram Line Dancing Thursday, GH 6:30 PM-7:30 PM .... Memoirs 4th Tues. 10:OOAM-12 Noon Jean Fry Neighborhood Watch As requested Lisa Schwartz Parke Singles Thursday (DENOVO'S) 9:00 AM Bill McGarrity/Ann Wilson Parke Painter Wednesday 1:00 PM-3:00 PM Sylvia Angstadt Parko 1st Wed- Bi Monthly 3:00 PM-6:00 PM Programs Adv. Committee Red Hats See Sign-Up Notebook Romeos 2nd Wed, Lobby 11:00 AM Bob Strauss Welcome Committee 3rd Thurs.- Quarterly 2:30 PM-3:30 PM Donna Potenza Wine Appreciation 3rd Sunday, Lib 2:30 PM-4:30 PM D.McGraw/H. Fingerhut

Fitness

ABS Exercise Tuesday/Thursday 11:00AM Drop-ins are welcome Better Bodies for Beginners Monday & Friday GH 11:00 AM Drop-ins are welcome Body Pump Wednesday, GH 11:00 AM Drop-ins are welcome Massage By Appt. 410-726-7771 By Appt. Call Jennifer Giannotta Parke Walkers Tues & Thurs 7:30AM Meet at Central Park Personal Trainer Mon-Fri, Fitness Ctr By Appt. MaryBeth Beck Pilates Thursday, GH 9:00 AM Drop-ins are welcome Water Aerobics Mon/Wed/Friday, Pool 9:30 AM Drop-ins are welcome Yoga Wednesday & Friday, GH 9:00 AM Drop-ins are welcome Zumba Tues. & Thurs., GH 10:00 AM Drop-ins are welcome

Miscellaneous Arts & Crafts Classes See sign-Up Notebook Happy Hour (Resident Sponsored) Friday 4:00-6:OOPM TBA