Donald Duck and Friends #362
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After months and months of kung-fu training, Donald Duck has finally become a master of nothing. But he's not going to let that stop him from striking out on a mission to become Hollywood's latest martial arts movie star! Can the would-be web-footed warrior parlay his acting chopsticks into a life of glitz and glamour?
Transcript of Donald Duck and Friends #362
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writers: Paul Halas & tom andersonartist: Vicar
translator: Joe torciVia
Previously in donald duck and Friends...after repeatedly dreaming of his heroic ancestor “tekka-don,” master warrior in ancient Japan, donald vows to become a modern martial arts champion!
A Star is Hatchedwriter: Janet Gilbert
artist: Francisco rodriGuez Peinado
Goof-Jitsuwriter: bill walsH
artist: manuel Gonzales
coVer: amy mebbersoncolors: Jake myler
DONALD DUCK AND frieNDs #362 – January 2011. Published by BOOM Kids!, a division of Boom Entertainment, Inc., 6310 San Vicente Boulevard, Suite 107, Los Angeles, CA 90048-5457. All contents Copyright © 2011 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All rights reserved. BOOM Kids!™ and the BOOM Kids! logo are trademarks of Boom Entertainment, Inc., registered in various countries and categories. All characters, events, and institutions depicted herein are fictional. Any similarity between any of the names, characters, persons, events, and/or institutions in this publication to actual names, characters, and persons, whether living or dead, events, and/or institutions is unintended and purely coincidental. BOOM Kids! does not read or accept unsolicited submissions of ideas, stories, or artwork. For information regarding the CPSIA on this printed material, call: (203) 595-3636 and provide reference #EAST – 99999. PriNTeD iN UsA.
Return of the Titan of Tae-Kwon Duk!
letterer: deron bennett
sPecial tHanks to: Jesse Post, steVe beHlinG, rob tokar, bryce Vankooten, and daVid Gerstein
editor: cHristoPHer burns
Donald’s brief reign as “Titan of Tae-Kwon-
Duk” (see DD #360!) ended after his cheating in
the ring was discovered! But there’s nothing
more determined than a disgraced duck...
Unca Donald won’t quit until he can compete for the Titan’s title again!
So far, he’s up to a mauve belt and a
three-foot opponent!
Hai-Yah!
Hai-Whaa?
Hai-Yi-Yi!
He’s okay, men!
Though he should know better than to practice near an open third- floor window!
"Return of the Titan of Tae-Kwon-Duk"
Lucky the trash pickup’s on
schedule!
He should be able to get a cab back from the dump!
A part of town where
cabs fear to tread...
{Groan!} Where am I?
...Then, there’s the matter of who am I?
{Gasp!} It’s Man-gler Mallard, the “Tae-Kwon-Duk Terror!”
Good ta see ya again, mang ol' man! remember me?
seeSlimy Sammy?
Um, no!
but you dolook the
part.
Ya musta ex-caped from th’ big house! Nice disguise, that Mauve Belt!
Yeah?
Soon you’ll be smackin’ cops wit’ yer
chopkick dropkick again! An’ crackin’ safes wit’ yer
nunchuck knuckles!
Say... I’m great!
C’mon, pal! Handlebars McTwirlsneer will be glad ta see you!
Looks like Mangler’s back in
town!
As I twirl and sneer, it’s Mangler Mallard! Welcome back to
the gang!
It's goodto be back,
'bars!
I’ll assume you’ve kept your Tae-Kwon-Duk
skills sharp, m’boy!
Sharp as a Tae-
kwon-tack!
I always prefer a
bank where everybody knows your
name!
My stars! Mangler Mal-lard’s back!
FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF
DUCKBURG
Quick, empty the
cash drawers!Leave the money where it’s easy for Mangler to
reach...
And— one of you! Write him a thank-you card... Please!
Such hospitality! I’d open an account here... if I ever stopped
robbin’ the place!
Police? It’s Mangler Mallard! He just robbed
our bank! Heading east... wearing a
mauve belt!
WANTED
news of the crime spreads quickly!
Mangler Mallard has
escaped from prison! He was
last seen...
Huh? That can’t be!
I’m Mangler Mallard, and I’m still behind bars! It must be an impostor!
...wearing a Tae-Kwon-Duk outfit with a mauve belt!
That’s right...
a mauve belt!
...But NOBODY im-personates
Mangler Mallard in a mauve
belt!
SMASH-A-
ROONEY!
And then...
Great suns! The report is true! Mang- ler Mallard has escaped!
{Heh-heh!}
Stop any mauve-on-the-
move!
{Grrr!} I can live with imitators, I keep
tellin’ myself...
Get after that mauve-belted
mug, men!
Wheee! It just wasn’t th’ same without you, Mangler!
Hope ya stick around!
I intend to! {Hee-Hee!}
Oh so, impostor? Who’s an
impostor, pajama boy?
You are, moron-in-mauve!
Let’s step outside!
I’m Mangler Mallard, an’
I’ll prove it... on you!
Oboy! Double duck
rumble!
May the most malicious “Mangler”
win!
Hai-Ya— Whups!
BONK!
Elsewhere!
