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by E. J. Ward

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The sweet flower face of a v ct !"el cate# w de$eyed a%d res&o%s ve'ec &rocat %g ge%tle%ess a%d f(%.

)ot yo(r fa(lt yo(r !aster s a% %tellect(al * fted# se%s t ve# creat ve a%d self$ce%tred

Who + c+s yo( whe% he co!es ho!e dr(%+.

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-.Alberthates !eto go o(tclea% %g/e wo%0t

be see%w th !e#lags f ftyyards

beh %d.1 or *od0ssa+e t0so%ly asto&$ga& say#1A te!&orary !eas(re to deal w th the cash$flow &roble!1After all these !o%ths of creat v ty a%d self$e &ress o%.1Yo( are e!barrass %g he says# 1 0! %ot co! %gA%d t(r%s h s head away.1Yo( say that# b(t yo( always do.A%d so he does. /e s ts by the gate whe% go %.The ho(se s s&otless.

t s the clea%est ho(se have ever see%.She does %ot w sh !e to th %+ she has a d rty ho(se#So she clea%s t before arr ve.

flo(r sh a s&ray$ca% to &rove that 0ve bee%#Water so!e &la%ts# rearra%ge so!e teddy$bears#

ro% so!e sh rts a%d b(ff (& so!e s&ar+l %g ta&s.After a l ttle wh le start to s %g.

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Albert r(%s % fro%t of !e all the way ho!e.1There yo( are# that was%0t so bad was t7,(t he has go%e o% ahead &rete%d %g he does%0t +%ow !e.

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Yo( get close to a dog % a carava%# t0s a co%f %ed s&ace.Yo( get to +%ow h s l ttle ways./e s%ores l +e a h(!a% for o%e th %g# a%d drea!s that he0s sw !! %g#8r gallo& %g# or r(%% %g after a b(s# or chas %g wo!e%.So!et !es he gets (& % the ! ddle of the % ght a%d s ts fra!ed % the doorway loo+ %g (& atthe stars.

do%0t +%ow what he0s do %g# !aybe he0s th %+ %g79aybe he0s try %g to clear h s head7A%yway after a wh le he g ves t (& a%d goes bac+ to bed.

A%d the% there was that terr ble t !e 8$!y$*od of h s l ttle o&erat o%.t sho(ld %ever have ha&&e%ed t was bor% of des&erat o%.

/e0d got %to the bad hab t of the lo%g wee+e%d#:o! %g bac+ o% T(esday !or% %gs t ed to a & ece of str %g w th a &ers& r %g &ol ce!a% o% thee%d.,(t what0s really d st(rb %g abo(t the o(tco!e % fact s h sSe (al !al&ract ces.,eca(se whe% he !eets a%other dog a%d they do the (s(aldo$se$do a%d have a t %+leThey l c+ h s w %+le.At wh ch the vo ces of the ow%ers go (& a% octave a%d they get ;( te sh rty