Dilbertian PhD in MR

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A Dilbertian PhD in MR or A Memetic Journey through the Wilds of MR Muder Chiba

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A 'Memetic' journey through the wilds of MR…"Seeming contradiction that we must be fully committed , but we must also be aware at the same time that we might possibly be wrong… our commitment to an idea is healthiest when it is not without doubt , but in spite of doubt” -Psychologist Rollo May quoted in Being Wrong Adventures in the Margin of Error

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Genesis

Humorous critique so brilliantly done by Scott Adams , Tom Fishburne and Randy Glasbergen is great ‘continuing’ education.

Put up some memes on my FB page and had a friend ask me if I was doing “a Dilbert on MR ?”

And so…Most of the memes here point to an underlying issue , opportunity or just a facet of MR life!

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MarketComplexity

DecisionsInformation Complexity

“ …seeming contradiction that we must be fully committed , but we must also be aware at the same time that we might possibly be wrong… our commitment to an idea is healthiest when it is not without doubt , but in spite of doubt” -Psychologist Rollo May quoted in Being Wrong Adventures in the Margin of Error

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Insight Ignited Wisdom

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MR

The Market Researcher comes into MR fresh ,knowledgeable , bushy tailed and armed with the belief that she will add immense value into business decisions-making. Learns on the job , gathers experiences and then progresses to feeding templates!

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In the recent past, increased focus on ‘client servicing’ has meant though that the entry sieve lends itself more to homogeneity and similarity clusters

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OLD The business of insights is at the core , the business of truths (with a small t). The

Tagore poem referenced here : http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/where-the-mind-is-w ithout-fear/

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IC! *Cogitation = MR !

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FUN

FOLK Whether you want to have a quiet conversation on alternate

universes and ghosts or fling your hands and legs in gay abandon to the tunes of the latest teen hit- you need the company of MR folk!

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ION An Insatiable need to nose out hidden motivations and desires and

‘implicit needs’ stands you in good stead in MR!

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leadership and management in MRPhilosopher king , bean counter , researcher, businessman ,guru , prize idiot, thinker , doer, wolf , sheep , scholar gypsy, statesman ,politician, friend , philosopher , guide…

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SS Corporatization has brought in greater funding and ability to invest in

the future. Better salaries ,better lifestyles and greater opportunities to have fun! Concomitantly ,there is pressure on meeting numbers with ever shorter review periods! Muder Chiba

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S 2 … when it starts being seen as abdication , not delegation.

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N! MR is no different from other industries . The same challenges-

performance vs. potential ; objective vs. opinion ; fair vs. unfair !

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S! No longer is it desirable that you look like a nerd...buttoned down

collars , a notebook , pen and laptop! MR people rock now as always and a variety of omissions are pardoned if you're photogenic!

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KS It’s a people industry which works a lot with numbers ! So MBWA

works…and the Numbers follow!

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MR User Interface

The MR user interface is the source of great work , stress and joy in equal measure. MR users are nice. True. And they are tough. They are sharp. And yes ,they are blunt.

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T With data gaps in “Big Data” type data-sets … acceptance of the imputation treatment will be key ! For MR , this acceptance will pave the way for very short surveys and increased multi-data source synthesis

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NT Oft-heard in Conference rooms where engineer MBAs congregate!

Quite relevant in a “Big Data” and Web Analytics driven world where A/B panels are considered testing!!

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CEPTIC Either you have unwieldy Demographic/Usage micro-segmentations

which basically sequentially dichotomize…or you have 4-6 segment solutions for which you need not have spent months and moolah!

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EPT Universal Issue ! You never need to justify the concepts which pass

the metric filter as much as you need to for the ones that don’t! And given that most concepts are creative constructs there is angst around the ‘rational filter’ !

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Metrics and Trends

Metrics built off ‘largely’ deterministic models have become staple outputs .After all ,you can manage only what you can measure!

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You have all the complex diagrams and equations to shew the robustness of your metric … and the slide that does it is the one which shows how the companies/brands that do well on the metric outperform peers on the Stock market Index!! Muder Chiba

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CE 2 Client Concern : looks like a nice dish but what goes into it and how is

it cooked? Can’t trust it until I know.Agency Concern : How do I keep my ‘IP’ safe and my brand unique/differentiated?

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AYS This one is so deliciously right at so many levels! Using longitudinal

data to take decisions is an art too!

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When trends don’t go the way it is ‘wanted’ !

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MR Execution

The design drives the execution. Full Stop.

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universe has been the central challenge. It continues to be so in the modern MR world.

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CE… …is the price we pay for our freedoms! Quality data depends on a

combination of robust design and committed quality implementation ! Watch out for the ‘non-sampling error’ gremlin ! And that goes for “Big data” too!!

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CK Seriously confusing! The CAPI/CATI pattern has become the basis for

naming interview types…PAPI , CAWi ,GAMPI...

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H The increasing number of ‘platforms’ , the evolutionary stages of different markets and the speed of change makes for unique challenges in project execution!

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S LIFE With multiple languages , various software interfaces and rapidly

scaled up rollouts , the modern researcher has greater challenges to overcome than those who came before!

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Glocalization

With an increasing number of studies standardized globally being rolled out , a special mention for the challenges!

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Central project managers sitting far away from the battleground have little idea of the ground conditions and therefore design and implement primarily ‘for’ familiar territory so…

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don’t translate well when they go ‘out there’ into the field . And when the towers try to look out to faraway fields…

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The local client needs are ‘different’ , there are local nuances , segments, targets, geos…the challenge is to create structures which can see with both lenses!

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MR Respondents

The lifeblood of primary MR , the respondent. As response rates fall there is increasing attention on getting them, engaging them and keeping them !

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Qualitative MR

Qual is the seemingly ‘soft fluffy’ area of MR. There is a lot more of the eclectic mix of a range of the Social Sciences here than in Quant though! And hard decisions using words instead of numbers per se as data. Fits well into the modern ‘Big data” world , methinks!

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contrasted to the more ‘stiff-necked’ Quant !

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interactions leading to the focus group becoming Extended !

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Neuro and Big Data

Neuroscience , neuro marketing … brain mapping , facial coding… lots of news around this exciting new addition to the researchers toolkit.And Big Data ? What do I say?

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IN Brain trying to understand the brain trying to understand the brain trying to understand the brain trying to understand the brain trying to understand the brain trying to…

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CE Eyes are the window to the soul, it is said. The modern equivalent seem to be

the face and its various ‘tics’ as the window to the brain and its processing !

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RE Just don’t say it! Its when the hyper hype around this dies down and

the ‘algo’ has been democratised that the final contours will emerge. And it will be truly life changing in the real sense !

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HAT! In the Gold Rush , everyone is a star prospector!

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S A line in Neil Diamond’s Forever in Blue Jeans, goes- Money talks but it don’t sing n dance and it don’t walk!

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IX The Big Risk is using all data and ‘insights’ coming out of it as ‘real’ !

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Finally…

When all’s done and dusted

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The researcher as impassive observer, aloof and with no opinion – it’s been a cherished self- image . Given a world which is object-orientated, where decision-making speed is of essence ...the researcher will need to get off the fence!

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“In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.” -Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

Schrodinger's cat

With the speed of change , decisions firmly anchored in the past will be fraught with greater risk.Probabilistic perspectives will need to come to the fore !

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With multiple sources of data , decreasing survey lengths and increasing data-crunching / matching capabilities… “Art which rejected single point perspective and sought to show the object from multiple angles, in differing lights.” http://www.visual-arts-cork.com/history-of-art/analytical-cubism.htm

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After all the data has been wrung dry…using imagination to spark insight is invaluable!

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Insight Ignited Wisdom

MarketComplexity

DecisionsInformation Complexity

“I have concluded that the essence of wisdom is to hold the attitude that knowledge is fallible and to strive for a balance between knowing and doubting” –Psychologist John Meacham quoted in Hard Facts , Dangerous Half-Truths and Total Nonsense, Profiting from Evidence-Based Management

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