Dictionary of Internet Slang and

Web Abbreviations

All Computer Slang

On this site you will find a list of slang terms, acronyms and abbreviations as used

in websites, ICQ chat rooms, blogs, SMS, and Internet forums - a complete

dictionary of slang. This page lists all these acronyms.

Please note that a few of the words stand for phrases containing words that may

be offensive to some people. In those cases we have substituted asterisks, or

similar, for the words in question.

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• #

Twitter hashtag

Number

• #1

Number one

• $

Page | 1

Dollar, money

• $_$

Has money

• %)

Drunk, giddy

• 'S

Wrongly displayed 's

• ><

Frustration

• >,<

Angry, annoyed

• >.>

Suspicious, wary

• >.<

Frustrated, angry, upset, in pain

• >//<

Embarrassed, blushing

• >:(

Angry

• >:)

Evil Grin

• >:D<

Hug

• >:O

Page | 2

Angry

• >_>

Looking left, shifty look

• >_<

Frustrated

• >3

Evil but happy

Hate (opposite of <3)

• >O<

Yelling

• &HEARTS;

HTML code for a heart

• <#

Misspelling of <3

• <>

Not equal

No comment

• <><

Fish

• <.<

Shifty look

• </3

Broken Hearted

• <_<

Page | 3

Sarcasm, look left

• <2

Not quite love (<3)

• <3

Love (heart shape)

• <333

Multiple hearts

• <3U

Love You

• <4

More than love (<3)

• <B

Hate

• <G>

Grin

• (!)

Sarcasm

• (:

Happy

• (^^^)

Shark

• (_8^(I)

Homer Simpson

• (8)

Page | 4

Musical note (MSN)

• (A)

Angel (MSN)

• (H)

Cool dude emoticon (MSN)

• (K)

Kiss (MSN)

• (L)

Love heart (MSN)

• (N)

Thumbs down (MSN)

• (S)

Seriously

• (U)

Heartbroken

• (Y)

Thumbs up (MSN)

• (YN)

Fingers crossed (MSN)

• *

Indicating a spelling correction

• *$

Starbucks

• *$$

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Starbucks

• *<:-)

Clown

• *.*

Every file on a computer

• *_*

In love, dazed

• *G*

Grin

• *O*

Confused, surprised, shocked

• *S*

Salute

• -.-

Annoyance

• .-.

Sad, unhappy

• .CO

Alternative to .COM

• .COM

Top level domain for commerce

• .EDU

Top level domain for education

• .GOV

Page | 6

Top level domain for governments

• .MIL

Top level domain for the military

• .NET

Top level domain originally for network providers

• .ORG

Top level domain for non-profit organizations

• //

Love, I love you

• /B/

4chan's random image board

• /O/

Happy, arms in the air

• /O\

Frustrated, hands on head

• /R/

Requesting

• /S

Sarcasm

• /THREAD

End of a thread on a forum

• /W

Whisper

• :$

Page | 7

Embarrassed

• :&

Tongue tied, speechless

• :>

Mischievous smile

• :<

Sad, frowning

• :(

Unhappy, sad

• :'(

Crying

• :-(

Sad

• :(:)

Pig

• :(|)

Monkey

• :)

Happy

• :')

Crying with joy

• :-)

Smile

• :*

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Kiss

• :-*

Kiss

• :/

Sarcasm

• :?

Confused

• :@

Angry

• :[

Sad

Vampire

• :]

Happy

• :{)

Happy with a moustache

• :|

Disgust, disapproval, not funny

• :0

Surprised, shocked

• :3

Cute/goofy face

• :9

Yum, licking

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• :B

Buck teeth

• :C

Very Sad

• :D

Happy

• :DD

Very happy

• :F

Drooling

• :J

Smirk

• :K

Vampire teeth

Snake's tongue

• :L

Laughing

• :O

Surprised

• :O)

Clown nose smiley face

• :P

Sticking tongue out

• :Q

Page | 10

Smoking

• :S

Confused

• :T

Side smile

• :X

Zipped lips

• ;(

Crying

• ;)

Wink

• ;-)

Wink

• ;D

Wink

• ;O

Joking

• ;P

Winking and sticking tongue out

• ?

What?

• ??

What?

• ?_?

Page | 11

Confused, lost

• @

At

• @@@

Warning of parents nearby

• @_@

Hypnotized, dazed

• @}--->----

A rose

• \\//

Peace

Vulcan salute

• \M/

Horns, metal salute

• \O

Waving

• \O/

Happy, arms in the air

• ^.^

Happy

• ^.~

Wink

• ^^

Happy

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• ^^^

Reference to line above

• ^_^

Happiness, satisfied

• ^5

High five

• ^O^

Hurrah

• ^W^

Happy

• -_-

Annoyed, tired

• |O|

same as LOL

• }:-)

Devilish smile

• +_+

Dead man

• +1

Partner

Me too

• +REP

Boost reputation on XBox Live

Page | 13

• =)

Happy

• =.=

Tired

• =/=

Not equal to

• =[

Sad

• =]

Happy

• =0

Surprised, shocked

• =3

Cute/goofy face

• =D

:D

• =F

Vampire

• =I

Indifference

• =P

Sticking tongue out

• =S

Confused

Page | 14

• =W=

Weezer (band)

• =X

No Comment

• 0.0

Surprise

• 0.O

Raised eyebrow, WTF

• 0/

Waving

• 0_0

Shocked

• 012

Forever

• 10

Perfect looking woman

• 101

Basic introduction

• 10-1

Radio code for 'Receiving poorly'

• 10-2

Radio code for 'Receiving well'

• 10-4

Page | 15

Understood, OK

• 10CHAR

Padding where at least 10 characters are required

• 10Q

Thank you

• 10X

Thanks

• 11

One louder than 10

• 111

Excited

• 112

European emergency number

• 12

The police

• 120

LOL! (101! = 5! = 120)

• 123

I agree

• 1234

1 thing 2 say 3 words 4 you (I Love You)

• 1314

Forever (Chinese)

Page | 16

• 1337

Elite

• 133T

Elite

• 143

I Love You (letters in each word)

• 14344

I Love You Very Much (letters in each word)

• 1437

I Love You Forever

• 153

I Adore You (letters in each word)

• 180

Turn around, 180 degrees

• 187

Police code for murder or death

• 1AAT

One At A Time

• 1UP

Extra life in a game

• 2

To

• 211

Police code for robbery

Page | 17

• 22

A .22 caliber handgun

• 220

Second To None

• 224

Today, tomorrow, forever

• 24/7

Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week

• 241

Two For One

• 250

Stupid person (Chinese)

• 2B

To Be

• 2BH

To Be Honest

• 2DAY

Today

• 2EZ

Too Easy

• 2G

Too Good

• 2G2BT

Too Good To Be True

Page | 18

• 2K10

2010

• 2K4U

To Cool For You

• 2K9

2009

• 2L8

Too late

• 2M

Tomorrow

• 2MI

Too Much Information

• 2MORO

Tomorrow

• 2MOZ

Tomorrow

• 2MRW

Tomorrow

• 2NITE

Tonight

• 2NYT

Tonight

• 2U

To You

Page | 19

• 2U2

To You Too

• 3

The letter E

• 3 WHEELIN

Driving with one wheel off the ground

• 3>

Hate (opposite of <3)

• 30STM

30 Seconds To Mars (band)

• 313

Area code for Detroit

• 333

Half evil

• 360

XBox 360

Complete circle

• 381

I Love You (3 words, 8 letters, 1 meaning)

• 39

Thank You

• 3DG

Three Days Grace (band)

• 3G

Page | 20

Third Generation mobile phone network

• 3Q

Thank You

• 4

For

• 4/20

April 20th, WEED smoking day

• 401K

Retirement investment plan

• 404

Page not found error

Clueless

• 411

Information

• 419

Nigerian Email Scam

• 42

The answer to life, the universe and everything

• 420

Weed, Pot

• 420 FRIENDLY

Person who likes smoking pot

• 4221

Page | 21

4ever 2gether 2love 1another

• 4377

Hell in LEET

• 44

.44 Magnum

• 459

I Love You (phone digits for ILY)

• 4CHAN

Internet message/image board

• 4COL

For Crying Out Loud

• 4E4

Forever

• 4EVA

Forever

• 4EVER

Forever

• 4G

4th Generation

• 4GET

Forget

• 4GM

Forgive me

Page | 22

• 4M

Forum

• 4RL?

For Real?

• 4SHO

For Sure

• 4SRS

For Serious?

• 4U

For You

• 4X4

Four wheel drive vehicle

• 4YEO

For Your Eyes Only

• 5

LOL (5=101 in binary)

• 5 BY 5

Loud and clear, fine

• 5 HOLE

Gap between goalie's legs in hockey

• 5!

LOL! see 120

Page | 23

• 50

Police (from Hawaii Five-O)

• 5150

Police code for crazy person on the loose

• 520

I Love You (Chinese)

• 555

Thai for HaHaHa

• 5N

Fine

• 5X5

Loud and Clear

• 6_6

Looking down

Suspicious

• 637

Always and Forever (letters in each word)

• 666

The Number of the Beast

• 72

72 hours, 3 days

• 73

Best regards (Amateur Radio)

• 730

Page | 24

Crazy

• 7DAW

Seven Days A Week

• 8)

Cool

• 8-)

Cool (sunglasses)

• 8*

Kiss

• 8-|

Nerdy (wearing glasses)

• 808

Police code for disturbing the peace

• 80S

The Eighties, 1980s

• 81

Hells Angels (HA 8th and 1st letter)

• 823

Thinking Of You

• 831

I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)

• 86

Get rid of something

• 88

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Heil Hitler (H is 8th letter)

• 881

Bye Bye (from Chinese pronounciation)

• 886

Bye Bye (Hong Kong Cantonese)

• 888

Ate, ate, ate

• 88888888

Clapping

• 8BALL

1/8 ounce of cocaine

• 8D

Manic

• 9

Parent watching

• 9_9

Rolling the eyes

• 911

US emergency number

• 93

Rough suburb of Paris

• 99

Parent stopped watching

• 999

Page | 26

UK emergency number

• 9JA

Nigeria

• A&F

Always And Forever

Abercrombie & Fitch

• A&R

Artists & Repertoire

• A/N

Author's Note

• A/W

Anyway

• A1

Top quality

• A3

Anywhere, Any time, Any place

• A7A

Frusration, anger (Arabic)

• A7X

Avenged Sevenfold (band)

• AA

Alcoholics Anonymous

African-American

Automobile Association

Page | 27

• AAA

American Automobile Association

Battery size

• AAB

Average At Best

• AAC

Apple Audio Compression

• AAF

Always and Forever

• AAK

Alive And Kicking

• AAMOF

As A Matter Of Fact

• AAP

Always A Pleasure

• AAR

At Any Rate

• AARP

American Association of Retired Persons

• AAT

And Another Thing

At All Times

• AAWY

And Also With You

Page | 28

• AAYF

As Always, Your Friend

• ABBR

Abbreviation

• ABC

American Born Chinese

• ABD

Already Been Done

• ABDC

America's Best Dance Crew (TV show)

• ABF

All But Face

• ABG

Asian Baby Girl

• ABH

Actual Bodily Harm

• ABO

Aborigine

• ABP

Already Been Posted

• ABS

Absolutely

• ABT

About

Page | 29

• ABT2

About To

• ABU

Anyone but (Manchester) United

• AC

Air Conditioning

Alternating Current

• AC/DC

Rock Band

• ACAPELLA

Vocal music without instruments

• ACC

Actually

• ACCT

Account

• ACE

Excellent, great

• ACK

Disgust, frustration

Acknowledgement

• ACLU

American Civil Liberties Union

• ACME

A Company that Makes Everything

Page | 30

• ACP

Automatic Colt Pistol

• ACT

SAT type test

• ACU

Army Combat Uniform

• AD

Anno Domini (in the year of our Lord)

• AD HOC

For the specific purpose

Improvised, impromptu

• ADD

Attention Deficit Disorder

• ADDY

Address

• ADGTH

All Dogs Go To Heaven

• ADHD

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

• ADL

All Day Long

• ADM

¡Ay Dios Mío! (Spanish for Oh My God!)

• ADMIN

Page | 31

Administrator on forum, network etc

• ADN

Any Day Now

• ADS

Aim(ing) Down Sights

• ADSL

Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line

• ADTR

A Day To Remember (band)

• AE

American Eagle (clothing)

• AEAE

And Ever And Ever

• AEAP

As Early As Possible

• AFAIAC

As Far As I Am Concerned

• AFAIC

As Far As I'm Concerned

• AFAICS

As Far As I Can See

• AFAICT

As Far As I Can Tell

• AFAIK

Page | 32

As Far As I Know

• AFAIR

As Far As I Remember

• AFAP

As Far As Possible

• AFC

Away From Computer

• AFF

Affirmative

• AFFA

Angels Forever, Forever Angels

• AFI

A Fire Inside (Band)

• AFK

Away From Keyboard

• AFL

Australian Football League

• AFN

All For Now

• AFP

Away From Phone

• AFS

Always, Forever and Seriously

• AG

Page | 33

Aggressive

• AGC

Automatic Gain Control

• AGGY

Aggitated

• AGH

Ain't Gonna Happen

• AGM

Annual General Meeting

• AGP

Accelerated Graphics Port

• AGRO

Hostile, angry

Aggravation, trouble

• AGT

America's Got Talent (TV show)

• AGW

All Going Well

• AHA

Expression of discovery or realization

• AHEM

Throat clearing sound

• AHT

Out

Page | 34

• AI

Artificial Intelligence

As If

• AIB

Am I Boverd?

• AIDS

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome

• AIGF

All In Good Fun

• AIGHT

All right

• AII

Alright

• AIIC

As If I Care

• AIIT

Alright

• AIKRN

All I know right now

• AIM

AOL Instant Messanger

• AIMBOT

Trageting script in games

Page | 35

• AIMH

Always In My Heart

• AIMO

Idiot

• AINEC

And It's Not Even Close

• AINT

Am not/are not/is not

• AIN'T

Am not/are not/is not

• AIO

All In One

• AIR

Blanked, ignored

• AIRHEAD

Stupid person

• AISB

As I Said Before

• AISI

As I See it

• AIT

Alright

• AITE

Alright

Page | 36

• AITR

Adult In The Room

• AITYD

And I Think You Do

• AIUI

As I Understand it

• AIYA

Cantonese expression of exasperation

• AJ

Apple Juice

• AK

AK-47 Assault Rifle

Alaska

• AK47

Assault rifle

• AKA

Also Known As

• AKI

Autumn, fall

• AKS

Ask

• AKTF

Always Keep the Faith

• AL

Page | 37

Alcohol

• ALA

In the style of (French)

• ALAP

As Late/Long/Little As Possible

• ALAS

Expression of regret, sorrow

• ALF

Animal Liberation Front

• ALG

Ain't Life Grand

• ALI

Best Friend

• ALIE

Init

• ALIHAL

At Least I Have A Life

• ALKQN

Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation

• ALLOW

Let it be, forget it

• ALOL

Actually Laughing Out Loud

• ALOTBSOL

Page | 38

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

• ALPHA

Head person of a group

• ALRATO

Later

• ALT

Alternative character in RPG

• ALU

Arithmetic Logic Unit

• ALWP

Actual Laughter Was Produced

• AM

Ante Meridian (before midday)

Amplitude Modulation (radio signal)

• AMA

Ask Me Anything

Against Medical Advice

• AMAP

As Much/Many As Possible

• AMC

American Motors Corportation

• AMD

Advanced Micro Devices

Page | 39

• AMEX

American Express

• AMG

Ah My God

• AMIGO

Friend

• AMIRITE

Am I Right?

• AML

All My Love

• AMOG

Alpha Male Of Group

• AMP

Amplifier

Ampere

• AMPED

Excited, fired up

• AMT

Alpha-Methyltryptamine

• AMTRAK

American passenger railroad corporation

• AMV

Anime Music Video

• AMW

Page | 40

America's Most Wanted (TV show)

• AMZ

Amazing

• AN

Author's Note

• ANC

African National Congress

• ANF

Abercrombie & Fitch

• ANFAWFOS

And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

• ANFSCD

And Now For Something Completely Different

• ANIME

Japanese style animation

• ANON

Unknown person

• ANS

Answer

• ANSI

American National Standards Institute

• ANTI

Against

• ANTM

Page | 41

America's Next Top Model

• ANY1

Anyone

• ANYWHO

Anyhow

• AO

Adults Only

• AOB

Any Other Business

• AOD

All Of Day

• AOE

Area Of Effect

• AOK

Age of Kings (game)

All OK

• AOL

American Online

• AOM

Age of Mythology (game)

• AON

All Or Nothing

As Of Now

• AOS

Page | 42

Ahead Of Schedule

• AOT

As Opposed To

Among Other Things

• AOTA

All Of The Above

• AOTS

Attack of the Show (TV show)

• AOW

All Out War

• AOYP

Angel on Your Pillow

• AP

Associated Press

• APB

All Points Bulletin

• APC

Armoured Personnel Carrier

• APE

Mad, crazy

• API

Application Programming Interface

• APM

Actions Per Minute

Page | 43

• APO

Authorized Personnel Only

• APP

Application (computer program)

• APPROX

Approximately

• APPS

Applications (software)

• APR

Annual Percentage Rate

• APU

As Per Usual

• APYR

As Per Your Request

• AQ

Adventure Quest (game)

• AQAP

As Quickly As Possible

• AQF

Ay Que Funny, LOL

• AR

Assault Rifle

• ARD

Page | 44

Alright

• ARE

Misspelling of 'our'

• AREA 51

Top secret military base in Nevada

• ARF

Laugh

• ARG

Alternate Reality Gaming

• ARGH

Expression of frustration or anger

• ARIGATO

Thank You (Japanese)

• ARK

Act of Random Kindness

• ARPA

Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)

• ARPANET

Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)

• ART

Alright

• ARVO

Afternoon

• ASA

Page | 45

And So On

• ASAIC

As Soon As I Can

• ASAIK

As Soon As I Know

• ASAP

As Soon As Possible

• ASAS

As Soon As Sensible

• ASBO

Anti Social Behaviour Order

• ASCII

American Standard Code for Information Interchange

• ASD

Sequence of letters on many keyboards

• ASDFGHJKL;

I'm bored

• ASF

And So Forth

• ASIC

Application Specific Integrated Circuit

• ASL

Age, Sex, Location

• ASLP

Page | 46

Age, Sex, Location, Picture?

• ASN

Any Second Now

• ASO

I see

• ASP

At Some Point

• AT&T

American Telephone & Telegraph

• ATA

Ait To Air

Actual Time of Arrival

• ATB

All The Best

• ATC

Air Traffic Control

• ATD

Attention to Detail

• ATEOTD

At The End Of The Day

• ATF

All Time Favorite

• ATGATT

All The Gear All The Time (motorcycling)

Page | 47

• ATH

All Time High

• ATI

Array Technology Inc. (graphics card maker)

• ATK

Attack

• ATL

Atlanta, Georgia

• ATM

At The Moment

Automated Teller Machine (cash machine)

• ATMO

According To My Opinion

• ATN

Any Time Now

• ATOY

Always Thinking of you

• ATQ

Answer The Question

• ATST

At The Same Time

• ATT

At This Time

All The Time

Page | 48

• ATTN

Attention

• ATTT

Ain't That The Truth

• ATV

All Terrain Vehicle

• ATVB

All The Very Best

• ATW

All The Way

• ATWA

Air, Trees, Water, Animals

All The Way Alive

• ATX

Austin, Texas

• ATYS

Anything You Say

• AU

Alternate Universe

Gold

• AUD

Australian Dollar

• AUO

I don't know

Page | 49

• AUP

Another Useless Post

Acceptable Use Policy

• AV

Anti-Virus

Audio/Video

Adult Video

• AVA

Angels and Airwaves (Band)

• AVG

Average

• AVGN

Angry Video Game Nerd

• AVI

Audio Video Interleaved (media format)

• AVO

Afternooon

• AVPM

A Very Potter Musical

• AWA

As Well As

• AWESOME

Amazing, wonderful, cool

• AWHFY

Page | 50

Are We Having Fun Yet

• AWK

Awkward

• AWKS

Awkward

• AWNP

All Work, No Play

• AWOL

Absent Without Leave

• AWP

Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle

• AWS

As We Speak

• AWSM

Awesome

• AWW

Any Which Way

• AX

Ask

• AYB

All Your Base

• AYBABTU

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

• AYBRB2U

Page | 51

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

• AYCS

As You Can See

• AYE

Yes

• AYEC

At Your Earliest Convenience

• AYFR

Are You For Real?

• AYFT

Are You Free Today?

• AYK

As You Know

• AYKM

Are You Kidding Me?

• AYL

Are You Listening?

• AYO

Hey, You

• AYOR

At Your Own Risk

• AYPI

And Your Point Is?

• AYR

Page | 52

Are You Ready?

• AYS

Are You Serious?

• AYSOS

Are You Stupid Or Something?

• AYT

Are You There?

• AYW

As You Wish

• AZN

Asian

• B

Bro

Be

• B&

Banned

Band

• B&B

Bed & Breakfast

• B&E

Breaking And Entering

• B&M

Bricks and Mortar

• B&W

Page | 53

Black and White

• B)

Smiley with sunglasses

• B/C

Because

• B/W

Between

Black and White

• B2B

Back To Back

Business To Business

• B2C

Business To Consumer

• B2W

Back To Work

• B4

Before

• B4MV

Bullet For My Valentine (Band)

• B4N

Bye For Now

• B4U

Before you

• B4YKI

Page | 54

Before You Know It

• B7

Banned (B7=B&=Band)

• BAAS

Boss

• BABYSITTING

Holding the weed too long

• BAC

Back At Computer

Blood Alcohol Content

By Any Chance

• BAD

Good

• BADASS

Cool, confident person

• BADMAN

Gangster

• BAE

Baby

• BAG

Get

• BAGL

Bust A Gut Laughing

• BAH

Page | 55

Bored As Hell

• BAHAHA

Evil laugh

• BAI

Bye

• BAIL

Leave

• BAIRN

Child, baby

• BAIT

Blatant, obvious

• BAK

Back At Keyboard

• BAKA

Fool, idiot

• BAKE

Smoke marijuana

• BAKED

Stoned, Wasted

• BALLER

Successful ball player

• BALLIN

Playing basketball

Living the good life

Page | 56

• BAM

Below Average Mentality

Exclamation of happiness

• BAMA

Person lacking style

• BAMN

By Any Means Necessary

• BANDWIDTH

Amount of data through an interface over time

• BANGING

Very beautiful, sexy

• BANGTIDY

Sexy, fit

• BANJAX

Break, destroy

• BANTER

Playful, witty chat

• BAO

Be Aware Of

• BARBIE

Barbecue

• BARE

Lots of, very

• BASER

Page | 57

Drug user

• BASIC

Uncool, boring

• BATE

Obvious

• BAU

Business As Usual

• BAY

Baby

• BB

Big Brother

Be Back

• BB4N

Bye-Bye For Now

• BBALL

Basketball

• BBAM

Be Back After Meal

• BBB

Bugging Beyond Belief

• BBBW

Big Beautiful Black Woman

• BBC

British Broadcasting Corporation

Page | 58

• BBE

Babe

• BBEG

Big Bad Evil Guy

• BBFL

Best Buds For Life

• BBFN

Bye Bye For Now

• BBG

Best Be Going

• BBIAB

Be Back In A Bit

• BBIAF

Be Back In A Few

• BBIAM

Be Back In A Minute

• BBIAS

Be Back In A Sec

• BBK

Boy Better Know

• BBL

Be Back Later

• BBM

Blackberry Messaging

Page | 59

• BBML

Be Back Much Later

• BBN

Be Back Never

• BBQ

Barbecue

Better Be Quick

• BBR

Blonde, Brunette, Redhead

• BBS

Be Back Soon

Bulletin Board System

• BBT

Be Back Tomorrow

• BBW

Big Beautiful Woman

• BBWL

Be Back Way Later

• BBY

Baby

• BBZ

Babes

• BC

Before Christ

Page | 60

• BCBW

Bow Chica Bow Wow

• BCC

Blind Carbon Copy

• BCD

Behind Closed Doors

• BCE

Before Common Era (like BC)

• BCF

Best Cousin Forever

• BCG

Birth Control Glasses

• BCNU

Be Seeing You

• BCOS

Because

• BD

Big Deal

• B-DAY

Birthday

• BDN

Busy Doing Nothing

• BDOML

Page | 61

Best Day Of My Life

• BDONG

Bad and Wrong

• BEANS

Ecstacy

• BEAR

Large man with body hair

• BEAST

Person/thing that is good, awesome

• BEASTLY

Being good at something, cool

• BEB

Babe

• BEBE

Babe

• BEEF

Problem, fight, argument

• BEF

Best Enemies Forever

Best Email Friend

• BEG

Big Evil Grin

• BELF

Blood Elf (WOW)

Page | 62

• BELLIG

Belligerant (when drunk)

• BENJAMIN

$100 bill

• BENZ

£10 bag of marijuana

• BER

Beyond Economical Repair

• BESITOS

Little kisses (Spanish)

• BESO

Kiss (Spanish)

• BESOS

Kisses (Spanish)

• BEST

Best Regards

• BESTIE

Best Friend

• BESTY

Best Friend

• BET

Black Entertainment Television

• BETA

Page | 63

Pre-release version

Better

• BF

Boyfriend

Best Friend

• BF2

Battlefield 2 (game)

• BF4L

Best Friends For Life

• BFA

Best Friends Always

• BFAM

Brother From Another Mother

• BFB

Better From Behind

• BFF

Best Friends Forever

Big Fat Friend/Female

• BFF4L

Best Friend Forever For Life

• BFFAE

Best Friends Forever And Ever

Best Friends For All Eternity

• BFFE

Page | 64

Best Friends Forever

• BFFL

Best Friend For Life

• BFFLE

Best Friends For Like Ever

• BFFLTDDUP

Best Friends For Life Till Death Do Us Part

• BFFN

Best Friend For Now

• BFFWB

Best Friend Forever With Benefits

• BFK

Big Fat Kiss

• BFMV

Bullet For My Valentine (band)

• BFN

Bye For Now

• BFP

Bad For Pics

Big Fat Positive ie pregnant

• BFTP

Blast From The Past

• BFUT

Best Friends Until Tomorrow

Page | 65

• BFWB

Best Friend With Benefits

• BG

Bad Game

Baby Gangster

• BGD

Black Gangster Disciples

• BGF

Best Girl/Guy Friend

• BGL

Big Game License, likes fat people

• BGM

Background Music

• BGT

Britain's Got Talent (TV show)

• BH

Be Happy

Bloody Hell

Big Head

• BHD

Bad Hair Day

• BHH

Bless His/Her Heart

• BHM

Page | 66

Big Handsome Man

• BHO

Barak Hussein Obama

• BHUM

Sexy, fit

• BIAB

Back In A Bit

• BIC

Believe It Comrade

• BICBW

But I Could Be Wrong

• BIDDIE

Good looking girl

• BIDDY

Girl, woman

• BIEH

Best I Ever Had

• BIFF

Best Friend, BFF

• BIFFL

Best Internet Friend For Life

• BIFFLE

same as BFFL

Page | 67

• BIG

Great, really good

• BIG TIME

More than usual

• BIG UP

Expression of respect

• BIL

Brother In-Law

• BIM

Barbados

• BIN

Buy It Now

• BING

But It's Not Google

• BIO

Biological (toilet) break

• BION

Believe It Or Not

• BIOS

Basic Input Output System

• BIRD

Cocaine

Young woman

Page | 68

• BIS

Best In Slot

• BISCUIT

Attractive person

Cookie

• BISLY

But I Still Love You

• BISOU

Kiss (French)

• BIT

Binary digIT - 1 or 0

• BITTIE

Girl

• BIZ

Business

• BK

Burger King

• BKA

Better Known As

• BL

Bad Luck

Bottom Line

• BLAD

Brother/friend (from 'blood')

Page | 69

• BLAH

Nothing to say

• BLANK

Ignore

• BLAR

Expression of boredom, BLAH

• BLARG

Expression of boredom

• BLAST

Damn

Good time

• BLATES

Blatently

• BLAZE

Smoke Weed

• BLAZED

Stoned

• BLAZING

Smoking weed

• BLD

Bad Life Decision

• BLEH

Expression of boredom

Page | 70

• BLEM

High on marijuana

• BLG

Boys Like Girls (band)

• BLICK

A very black person

• BLIND

In love

• BLING

Flashy Jewelry

• BLINK

Blink 182 (band)

• BLK

Black

• BLNT

Better Luck Next Time

• BLOG

Weblog, online diary

• BLOKE

Guy, man

• BLOL

Big Laugh Out Loud

• BLOOD

Gang member

Page | 71

Close friend

• BLOOPER

Mistake, embarrassing moment

• BLOTTO

Drunk

• BLOW

Cocaine

• BLOWN

High

• BLT

Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich

• BLTN

Better Late Than Never

• BLUD

Mate (from blood brother)

• BLUE

Sad

• BLUE CHIP

High-quality, low-risk

• BLUEBERRY

Form of marijuana

• BLUF

Bottom Line Up Front

• BLUNT

Page | 72

Marijuana cigar

• BM

Bowel Movement

Black Man

BMW

• BM4L

Best Mates For Life

• BMB

Bebo Me Back

• BMBO

Blow My Brains Out

• BME

Body Modification Ezine

• BMFE

Best Mates Forever

• BMFL

Best Mates For Life

• BMG

Be My Guest

• BMI

Body Mass Index

• BML

Bless My Life

• BMOC

Page | 73

Big Man On Campus

• BMP

Image file format (bitmap)

• BMS

Bitchy Men Syndrome

• BMT

Before My Time

Basic Military Training

• BMTH

Bring Me The Horizon (Band)

• BMTTVE

Best Mates 'Til The Very End

• BMUS

Beam me up, Scotty

• BMV

Be My Valentine

• BMW

Bavarian Motor Works (car manufacturer)

• BMX

Bicycle Motocross

• BNB

Bad News Bears

Bed 'N' Breakfast

Bread 'N' Butter

Page | 74

• BNF

Big Name Fan

• BNG

Blow And Go

• BNI

Batteries Not Included

• BNIB

Brand New In Box

• BNOC

Big Name On Campus

• BNP

British National Party

• BNR

But Not Really

• BNWOT

Brand New Without Tags

• BNWT

Brand New With Tags

• BO

Body Odour

• BOBBA

Replacement swear word

• BOBFOC

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

Page | 75

• BOD

Beginning Of Day

Person, DUDE

• BOED

Book of Exalted Deeds (MMORPG)

• BOF

Whatever

• BOFFIN

Technical expert

• BOG

Toilet

• BOGAN

Poorly educated, vulgar person (Australian)

• BOGO

Buy One Get One

• BOGOF

Buy One Get One Free

• BOGSAT

Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around Talking

• BOH

Gunshot sound

• BOI

Page | 76

Boy

• BOILER

Ugly woman

• BOKE

Gag, almost vomit

• BOL

Best Of Luck

• BOLO

Be On The Lookout

• BOLSHY

Bolshevik, communist

Argumentative

• BOLTOP

Better On Lips Than On Paper

• BOM

Bro, dude, friend

• BOMB

Something really bad

Something really good

• BOMBSHELL

Very attractive woman

• BOMM

same as BOOMM

Page | 77

• BONE UP

Learn about, revise

• BONG

Water pipe for smoking dope

• BONKERS

Crazy

• BONZA

Brilliant, excellent

• BOO

Boyfriend/Girlfriend

• BOOGER

Dried nose mucus

• BOOHOO

Crying

• BOOK

Cool (predictive text )

• BOOM

Great, amazing

• BOOMERS

Psilocybin (magic) mushrooms

• BOOMM

Bored Out Of My Mind

• BOOMS

same as BOOMERS

Page | 78

• BOOMTING

Good looking girl

• BOON

Someone who has been a NOOB for ages

• BOOT

Vomit

Inexperienced person

• BOOZE

Alcoholic beverages

• BOS

Boyfriend Over Shoulder

• BOSS

Cool, awesome

• BOT

Back On Topic

• BOTCH

Mess up

• BOTDF

Blood On The Dance Floor (band)

• BOTS

Robots, automated processes

• BOTTS

Page | 79

Back On To The Subject

• BOUL

Bull

• BOUT

About

• BOWL

Part of a marijuana pipe

• BOWS

Elbows

• BOXORZ

Boxers

• BPM

Beats Per Minute

• BPS

Bits/Bytes Per Second

• BQ

Be Quiet

• BR

Best Regards

• BRAH

Bro, friend

• BRAT

Annoying, spoilt child

• BRAVO

Page | 80

Well done

• BRB

Be Right Back

• BRBK

same as BRB

• BRD

Black Rock Depths (WOW)

• BRE

Sexy girl

• BREAD

Money

• BREDRIN

Friend

• BREDRINS

Close friends, brothers

• BREH

Brethren, brothers

• BREW

Beer

Tea

Brother

• BRGDS

Page | 81

Best Regards

• BRH

Be Right Here

• BRICKS

Drugs, dope

• BRITCHES

Pants, trousers

• BRO

Brother, buddy, friend

• BROAD

Woman

• BROCHACHO

same as BRO

• BROHAN

same as BRO

• BROLLY

Umbrella

• BRONY

Fan of My Little Pony

• BROSKI

Bro

• BROWN

Page | 82

Heroin

• BROWN BREAD

Dead

• BRT

Be Right There

• BRU

same as BRO

• BRUDDA

Brother

• BRUH

same as BRU

• BRUH BRUH

Brother, friend

• BRUK

Broken

• BRUV

Mate

• BRUVA

Brother

• BSB

Backstreet Boys

• BSC

Page | 83

Bachelor of Science (university degree)

• BSER

Back Stabber

• BSF

But Seriously Folks

• BSG

Battlestar Galactica (TV show)

• BSL

British Sign Language

• BSNS

Business

• BSOD

Blue Screen Of Death (Windows)

• BSOF

Big Smile On Face

• BSOFN

Big Smile On Face Now

• BST

But Seriously Though

• BSTL

Bam, Said The Lady

• BSTS

Better Safe Than Sorry

• BSU

Page | 84

Boring Status Update

• BT

BitTorrent

British Telecom

• BT DUBS

same as BTW

• BTA

But Then Again....

• BTAIM

Be That As It May

• BTB

By The By

• BTBAM

Between The Buried And Me (band)

• BTD

Bored To Death

• BTDT

Been There Done That

• BTDTGTTSAWIO

Been There Done That Got The T-shirt And Wore It Out

• BTDUBS

same as BTW

Page | 85

• BTE

Best Time Ever

• BTGOG

By The Grace Of God

• BTHO

Beat The Hell Outta

• BTHOM

Beats The Hell Outta Me!

• BTL

Between The Lines

• BTM

Be There Moment

• BTO

Bachman Turner Overdrive (band)

• BTOBS

Be There Or Be Square

• BTR

Better

• BTS

Be There Soon

• BTT

Bump To Top (forum posts)

• BTTF

Back To The Future

Page | 86

• BTTT

Back To The Top

• BTU

British Thermal Unit

• BTW

By The Way

• BTWITIAILWU

By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You

• BTWITIAILWY

By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You

• BTY

Back To You

• BU

Backup

• BU2M

Been Up To Much?

• BUB

Buddy, friend

Champange

• BUBS

Babe

• BUBZ

Pet name for BF or GF

Page | 87

• BUCK

Fight

Money

• BUCKS

Dollars, money

• BUD

Marijuana

• BUDDY

Friend

• BUEY

similar to DUDE

• BUFF

Good Looking

• BUG

Bother, annoy

• BUGLE

Cocaine

• BUH

Expression of dismay, disgust

• BUL

Man, dude, boy

• BUMMED

Disappointed, upset

Page | 88

• BUMMER

Bad Luck

• BUMP

Bring Up My Post

• BUN

Smoke marijuana

Ugly

• BUN IN THE OVEN

Pregnant

• BUR

same as LOL

• BURD

Bird, girlfriend

• BURK

Idiot, fool

• BURMA

Be Upstairs Ready My Angel

• BURNED

Insulted

• BURNT

Out of it, having smoked too much pot

• BURR

Cold

Page | 89

• BUSKING

Playing music in public for money

• BUSTED

Very Ugly

Caught

• BUTCH

Masculine

• BUTT DIAL

Accidentally call from a phone in your pocket

• BUTT HURT

Offended, upset

• BUTTER FACE

Girl who is good looking except for her face

• BUTTERS

Ugly

• BUTTERZ

Ugly

• BUZZ

Excitement

Feeling when high

• BUZZ KILL

Ruin a special moment

• BUZZED

Tipsy, slightly drunk

Page | 90

• BV

Bad Vibe

• BVB

Black Veil Brides (band)

• BW

Beautiful Woman

Black and White

• BWC

But Who Cares?

• BWDIK

But What Do I Know?

• BWL

Bursting With Laughter

• BWT

Misspelling of BTW

• BWTH

But What The Hell

• BWW

Buffalo Wild Wings (restaurant)

• BYAM

Between You And Me

• BYKI

Before You Know It

Page | 91

• BYO

Bring Your Own

• BYOB

BYO Beer

• BYOM

BYO Music

BYO Meat

• BYT

Bright Young Thing

Before Your Time

• BYTM

Better You Than Me

• C

See

Computer language

Speed of light

• C#

Microsoft programming language

• C&C

Command and Conquer (game)

• C&P

Copy & Paste

Page | 92

• C/D

Confirm/Deny

• C/O

Class Of ...

• C:

Very happy

• C1

Affirmative, Roger that

• C2C

Consumer to Consumer

Cam to Cam

• C4

Plastic explosive

• C4C

Comment for Comment

Cam for Cam

• CAAC

Cool As A Cucumber

• CACHAI

Do you understand?

• CACHE

Store for temporary computer files

• CACTUS

Broken, dead

Page | 93

• CAD

Computer Aided Design

• CADDY

Cadillac

• CAKE

Kilo of cocaine

• CAKING

Flirting

• CAMEL

Brand of cigarettes

• CAMPER

Player who lies in wait for a target

• CANON

Original, official

• CANTO

Cantonese

• CAPISH

Do you understand?

• CAPS

Bullets

Mushrooms

• CAPTCHA

Completely Automated Public Turing Test To Tell Computers and Humans Apart

• CARD

Page | 94

Amusing, eccentric person

• CARE

I don't care

• CARRIED

Told off, DISSed

• CASJ

Casual

• CAT

Cool person

Computed Axial Tomography

• CAUSE

Because

• CAVE

Give up, give in

• CAZ

Crazy in a nice way

• CBB

Can't Be Bothered

• CBBC

Children's BBC

• CBC

Canadian Broadcasting Corporation

Page | 95

• CBD

Cute But Dumb

• CBI

Californian Bureau of Investigation

Confederation of British Industry

• CBS

Can't Be Stuffed

• CBT

Cognitive Behavioural Therapy

• CC

Credit Card

Carbon Copy

Crowd Control

Country Code

• CCC

Coricidin Cough & Cold (Dextromethorophan or DXM).

• CCG

Collectible Card Game

• CCL

Couldn't Care Less

• CCNA

Cisco Certified Network Associate

• CCR

Creedence Clearwater Revival (band)

Page | 96

• CCTV

Closed-Circuit Television

• CD

Compact Disc

Cross Dresser

• CDC

Cult of the Dead Cow

Crudely Drawn Cock

• CDMA

Code Division Multiple Access (voice/data transmission)

• CDN

Canadian

• CDP

Calm Down Please

• CDR

Compact Disc Recordable

• CE

Casual Encounters

• CEEB

same as CBB

• CEEBS

same as CBB

Page | 97

• CEEBZ

same as CBB

• CELL

Cellphone

• CELLY

Cellphone

Prison cell mate

• CEO

Chief Executive Officer

• CEPT

Except

• CEREAL

Serious

• CES

Consumer Electronics Show

• CET

Central European Time

• CEWL

Cool

• CFC

Chlorofluorocarbon

• CFL

Canadian Football League

Page | 98

• CFN

Ciao For Now

• CFO

Chief Financial Officer

• CFV

Call For Votes

• CG

Computer Graphics

• CGI

Computer-Generated Imagery

• CHA

Yes

• CHADROOL

Stupid person

• CHAMP

Uncool

• CHAMPION

Good, great

• CHAO

Goodbye (Spanish)

• CHAP

Man

• CHAV

Poorly educated, vulgar youth

Page | 99

• CHAW

Chewing tobacco

• CHEA

Yeah

• CHEAP SKATE

Mean/stingy person

• CHEDDA

Cash, money

• CHEDDAR

Money

• CHEERIO

Goodbye

• CHEERS

Thanks

Goodbye

• CHEESE

Drug, starter heroin

Money

• CHEESY

Corny, lame

• CHEEZ

Cheese

• CHI

Chicago

Page | 100

Life force, energy

• CHICK

Girl

• CHICKEN

Kilogram of cocaine

• CHILAXING

Chilling and relaxing

• CHILL

Relax, hang out

• CHILL OUT

same as CHILL

• CHILLAX

Chill and relax

• CHINK

Offensive term for an Asian or Chinese person

• CHINWAG

Chat

• CHIO

Sexy, good looking, girl

• CHIPOTLE

Mexican-style restaurant

• CHIRP

Insult

Page | 101

• CHIRPSE

Flirt

• CHIZ

Swiz, swindle

• CHIZZ

Chill out, relax

• CHOICE

Nice, great

• CHOLO

Mexican Gangster

• CHONG

Good looking, attractive, cute

• CHOO

You

• CHOOB

High level player who acts like a noob

• CHOONG

Good looking, buff

• CHOP IT UP

Talk

• CHOPPER

AK-47 assault rifle

• CHOUT

Chill Out

Page | 102

Watch Out

• CHOW

Bye

Food

• CHP

California Highway Patrol

• CHU

You

• CHUG

Drink

Offensive term for a Native American

• CHULA

Cute, sexy

• CHUNDER

Be sick, vomit

• CHUNG

Good looking, buff

• CHUTIYA

Mild Indian expletive

• CHYA

Yes, yeah

• CI

Confidential Informant

• CIA

Page | 103

Central Intelligence Agency

• CIAO

Italian for Hi or Bye

• CIB

Complete In Box

• CIC

'Cause I Can

• CID

Acid, LSD

• CIG

Cigarette

• CIGGY

Cigarette

• CIHY

Can I Help You?

• CINI

Cinema

• CIO

Check It Out

• CIR

Committed Information Rate (minimum bandwidth)

• CITA

Caught In The Act

Page | 104

• CK

CRIP Killa

• CL

Chain Letter

Craig's List

• CLAPPED

Shot

• CLARET

Blood

• CLASS

Cool, excellent

• CLEO

Chief Law Enforcement Officer

• CLI

Command Line Interface

• CLICK

Kilometre

• CLIQUE

Group of friends

• CLM

Career Limiting Move

• CLOCK

Look at

Page | 105

Hit

• CLOUD

The Internet (non-local storage, software etc)

• CLOUD 9

Feeling of euphoria, high

• CLUBBING

Visiting nightclubs

• CLUBHEAD

Person who goes to clubs a lot

• CLUT

Clumsy person

• CLUTCH

Perform under pressure

• CLWY

Can't Live Without You

• CM

Call Me

• CMAR

Cry Me A River

• CMB

Call Me Back

• CMC

Casi Me Cago (Spanish LOL)

Page | 106

• CMD

Command

• CMEO

Crying My Eyes Out

• CMI

Count Me In

• CMIIW

Correct Me If I'm wrong.

• CML

Call Me Later

• CMNT

Comment

• C'MON

Come On

• CMOS

Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor

• CMS

Content Management System

• CMT

Comment

• CMU

Cracks Me Up

• CMYK

Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Key/blacK

Page | 107

• CNN

Cable News Network

• CO

Commanding Officer

Corrections Officer

Company

Counter Offer

• COA

Certificate Of Authenticity

• COALBURNER

White woman that dates black men

• COB

Close Of Business

• COCK UP

Mistake, mess

• COCKY

Thinking too highly of yourself

• COD

Cash On Delivery

Call Of Duty

• COD4

Call Of Duty 4 (Game)

• COED

Coeducational (men and women together)

Page | 108

• COG

Coalition of Gears (game)

• COKE

Cocaine

Coca Cola

• COL

Crying Out Loud

• COLA

Top bud of a marijuana plant

• COMMY

Communist

• CONDO

Apartment

• CONGRATS

Congratulations

• CONVO

Conversation

• COO

Cool

• COOKIE

Small file relating to a website

• COOL

Awesome, great

• COOL BEANS

Page | 109

Cool, awesome, great

• COOLIN

same as CHILLing

• COP

Officer of the law

Close of Play

• COPACETIC

Cool, OK, excellent

• COPY THAT

I understand

• COPYCAT

Someone who copies someone else

• COPYPASTA

Post that has been copied and pasted

• CORNY

Uncool, overused

• COS

Because

• COSPLAY

Costume Play

• COTCH

Relax, chill

• COUCH POTATO

Page | 110

Lazy person who sits all day watching TV

• COUGAR

Older woman looking for a younger man

• COUGER

Older woman looking for a younger man

• COUPLE

Two people in a relationship

• COURSE

Of course, certainly

• COW

Offensive term for a woman

• COYB

Come On You Blues

• COYOTE

Person who smuggles immigrants

• COYS

Come On You Spurs

• COZ

Because

• CPC

Cost Per Click

• CPL

Cyberathlete Professional League (gaming)

• CPM

Page | 111

Cost Per Thousand

• CPP

C Plus Plus, C++ (programming language)

• CPR

Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation

• CPT

Colored People's Time

• CPU

Central Processing Unit

• CQB

Close Quarters Battle

• CQTMS

Chuckle Quietly To Myself

• CR

Credit

Copyright

Carriage Return

• CRAB

Derogatory word for a CRIP

• CRACK

A form of cocaine

• CRACKA

Offensive term for a white person

Page | 112

• CRAIC

Good times/gossip/music/drinking (Irish)

• CRAY

Crazy

• CRAY CRAY

Really crazy

• CRBT

Crying Real Big Tears

• CRC

Cyclic Redundency Check

Chat Room Chuckle

• CREASING

Laughing

• CREEP

Weird, undesirable person

• CREEPER

Someone who views your profile but doesn't make contact

• CREPS

Trainers

• CRIB

House, residence

• CRICKETS

Said after a lame joke to break the silence

• CRIMBO

Page | 113

Christmas

• CRIP

Community Restoration in Progress (gang)

Gang member

• CRM

Customer Relationship Management

• CROW

Marijuana

• CRT

Cathode Ray Tube

• CRUNK

Crazy and drunk

• CRUSH

Infatuation, attraction

• CRUSTY

Dirty, unwashed person

• CRV

Compact Recreational Vehicle

• CS

Counter-Strike

• CSA

Cheap Shot Artist

• CSB

Cool Story Bro (sarcastic)

Page | 114

• CSI

Crime Scene Investigation (TV show)

• CSL

Can't stop laughing

• CSS

Counter Strike: Source

Cascading Style Sheet

• CST

Central Standard Time

• CSV

Comma Separated Values

• CTC

Call The Cell

• CTD

Crash To Desktop

• CTF

Capture The Flag

Claim To Fame

• CTM

Chuckling To Myself

• CTN

Can't Talk Now

• CTO

Check This Out

Page | 115

• CTRL

Control (key)

• CTRN

Cant Talk Right now

• CTS

Chuckles To Self

• CTU

Counter Terrorist Unit

• CU

See You

• CUCKOO

Mad, bonkers, crazy

• CUDDY

Buddy, friend

• CUFF

Overprotect, smother

• CUFFED

Taken, has a BF or GF

• CUH

Cousin, homie, bro

• CUIAB

See You In A Bit

• CUL

Page | 116

See You Later.

• CUL8ER

See You Later

• CUL8R

See You Later

• CUOL

See You On Line

• CUPCAKE

Soft, loving person

• CUPPA

Cup of (usually) tea

• CUS

Friend

• CUSH

High grade marijuana

• CUSHTI

Good, great

• CUSS

Curse, swear

• CUT

See You Tomorrow

See You There

• CUTCH

Snuggle up

Page | 117

• CUTE

Someone/thing that is attrative in an innocent way

• CUTIE

Cute, attractive person

• CUTY

Cutie

• CUZ

Because

• CUZZ

Friend, cousin

• CUZZO

Friend

• CV

Curriculum Vitae, resume

• CW

Continuous wave, morse code

• CWOT

Complete Waste Of Time

• CWTCU

Can't Wait To See You

• CWTSY

Can't Wait To See You

• CWYL

Chat With You Later.

Page | 118

• CYB

Count Your Blessings

• CYBI

Can You Believe It?

• CYE

Check Your Email

• CYL

Catch You Later

• CYL8R

See You Later

• CYM

Check Your Mail

• CYO

See You Online

• CYT

See You Tomorrow

• CZ

Condition Zero (game)

• D BO

Steal

• D&D

Dungeons and Dragons

• D&M

Deep and Meaningful

Page | 119

• D/C

Disconnected

• D:

Suprised, shocked

• D:<

Angry

• D;

Crying

• D00D

Dude

• D12

Dirty Dozen

• D2F

same as DTF

• D2M

Dead to Me

• D8

Date

• DA

The

District Attorney

Dad

• DAB

Page | 120

Digital Audio Broadcasting

• DADA

Defence Against the Dark Arts (Harry Potter)

• DADT

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

• DAE

Does Anybody Else

• DAFUQ

same as WTF

• DAG

Damn

Unfashionable person

• DAGO

Offensive term for an Italian

• DAM

Don't Ask Me

• DAMAGE

Cost of something

• DAMHIK

Don't Ask Me How I Know

• DAMHIKT

Don't Ask Me How I Know That/This

• DANG

Page | 121

Damn

• DANK

Very potent marijuana

Incredibly good, awesome

• DAP

Touching of fists greeting

• DAQ

Don't Ask Questions

• DARE

Drug Abuse Resistance Education

• DARL

Darling

• DARN

Damn

• DARPA

Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency

• DAT

That

• DATO

Dining At The Orifice

• DAVID

Cool guy

• DAW

Digital Audio Workstation

Page | 122

• DAWG

Close Friend

• DAYUM

Damn

• DB

Douche Bag

• DBEYR

Don't Believe Everything You Read

• DBI

Douche Bag Index

Don't Beg It

• DBNT

Don't Bother Next Time

• DBR

Damaged Beyond Repair

• DBZ

Dragon Ball Z

• DC

Don't Care

• DCF

Department of Children and Families

• DCOI

Don't Count On It

• D-DAY

Page | 123

6th June 1944

Designated day when operations are due to commence

• DDB

Deaf, Dumb, Blind

• DDF

Drug and Disease Free

• DDG

Drop Dead Gorgeous

• DDI

Don't Do It

• DDMMYY

Day Month Year

• DDOS

Distributed Denial of Service (network attack)

• DDR

Dance Dance Revolution (Game)

• DDT

Don't Do That

• DE

The

• DEA

Drug Enforcement Administration

• DEAD ASS

Serious

Page | 124

• DEALING

Acting like boyfriend/girlfriend

Selling drugs

• DEAR

Drop Everything And Read

• DEB

Don't Even Bother

• DEBO

Steal

• DEC

Decent

• DECENT

Good, awesome

• DED

Dead from joy, hilarity etc

• DEECE

Decent, cool, great

• DEETS

Details

• DEEZ

These

• DEF

Cool, great, excellent

• DEFF

Page | 125

Definitely

• DEFFO

Definitely

• DEFO

Definitely

• DEFS

Definitely

• DEGT

Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)

• DEKE

Avoid, fake, decoy

• DELISH

Delicious

• DEM

Them

• DEN

Then

Private room

• DENCH

Awesome, cool

• DEPT

Department

• DER

Duh!

Page | 126

• DERE

There

• DERO

Derelict, loser

• DEROB

Very bored

• DERP

Reply to stupid comment or action

• DERR

same as DUH

• DESI

Someone from the Indian subcontinent

• DESPO

Desperate

• DET

Don't Even Trip

• DETAI

Don't Even Think About It

• DEUCES

Peace

• DEVO

Devastated

• DEY

Page | 127

They

• DF

Dumbass Frankenstein

WTF

• DFE

Dead Fish Experience

• DFLI

Don't Feel Like It

• DFS

Dating For Sport

• DFTBA

Don't Forget To Be Awesome

• DFTT

Don't Feed The Troll

• DFW

Down For Whatever

• DG

Don't Go

• DGI

Don't Get Involved

Don't Get It

• DGK

Dirty Ghetto Kids (skateboards)

Page | 128

• DGOT

Don't Go Over There

• DGT

Don't Go There

• DGTWM

Don't Go There With Me

• DH

Darling Husband

• DHCP

Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol

• DHL

Shipping Company

• DHS

Department of Homeland Security

Department of Health Services

• DHV

Demonstration of Higher Value

• DHYB

Don't Hold Your Breath

• DIAF

Die In A Fire

• DIAO

Cool, hip

• DIBS

Page | 129

A claim

• DIC

Do I Care?

• DIDDO

same as DITTO

• DIG

Understand

Enjoy, like

• DIGG

Social bookmarking website

• DIGITS

Telephone number

• DIGS

Home, lodgings

• DIKU

Do I Know You?

• DIKY

Do I Know You?

• DIL

Daughter-In-Law

• DILLIC

Does It Look Like I Care

• DILLIGAD

Page | 130

Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?

• DIME

$10 of a drug

Very attractive person

• DIMER

same as 10

• DIMM

Dual In-line Memory Module

• DIN DIN

Dinner

• DINERO

Money

• DING

Just hit new level in RPG

• DINGBAT

Stupid person, idiot

• DINK

Dual Income No Kids

• DINKY

Tiny, small

Dual Income No Kids Yuppie

• DINT

Page | 131

Did not, didn't

• DIP

Leave

• DIPPED

Fashionable

• DIRT

Low grade marijuana

Gossip

• DIS

Did I Say

• DISO

Desperately In Search Of

• DISS

Disrespect

• DISSING

Being disrespectful

• DISTRO

Distribution (software, music, etc)

• DIT

Details In Thread

• DITD

Down In The Dumps, sad

• DITTO

The same, me too, I agree

Page | 132

• DITZY

Acting dumb and innocent

• DIV

Stupid person

• DIVA

Talented, but arrogant, female performer

• DIVX

Video format

• DIY

Do It Yourself

• DIZZY

Crazy, mad

• DJ

Disc Jockey

Dow Jones

Dinner Jacket

• DJM

Don't Judge Me

• DK

Don't Know

• DKDC

Don't Know, Don't Care

• DKFS

Don't Know For Sure

Page | 133

• DKM

Don't Kill Me

• DKNY

Donna Karan New York

• DKP

Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)

• DKY

Don't Know Yet

Don't Kid Yourself

• DL

Down Low

Download

• DLAM

Don't Laugh At Me

• DLB

Don't Look Back

• DLC

Downloadable Content

• DLL

Dynamic Link Library (computer file)

• DLS

Dirty Little Secret

• DLTBBB

Page | 134

Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

• DLTM

Don't Lie To Me

• DLV

Demonstration of Lower Value

• DM

Don't Mind

Doesn't Matter

Direct Message

• DMAF

Don't Make A Fuss

• DMAL

Drop Me A Line

• DMB

Dave Matthews Band

• DMC

Deep Meaningful Conversation

• DMCA

Digital Millennium Copyright Act

• DMG

Damage

• DMI

Don't Mention It

• DMIID

Page | 135

Don't Mind If I Do

• DMML

Don't Make Me Laugh

• DMN

Damn

• DMT

Di-Methyl Tryptamine (drug)

• DMTA

Dirty Minds Think Alike

• DMV

Department of Motor Vehicles

• DMW

Dead Man Walking

• DMX

Dark Man X (rapper)

• DMY

Don't Mess Yourself

• DMZ

De-militarized zone

• DN

Doing Nothing

• DNA

Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Did Not Attend

Page | 136

Does Not Apply

• DNB

Drum And Bass

• DNC

Democratic National Committee

• DND

Do Not Disturb

• DNDC

Don't Know, Don't Care

• DNF

Did Not Finish

• DNFTT

Do Not Feed The Troll

• DNK

Do Not Know

• DNM

Does Not Matter

Deep and Meaningful

• DNO

Don't Know

• DNR

Do Not Resuscitate

• DNS

Domain Name Service

Page | 137

Did Not Start

• DNT

Don't

• DNW

Do Not Want

• DOA

Dead On Arrival

Deteriorate On Approach

• DOB

Date Of Birth

• DOBE

Idiot

• DOC

Doctor

Drug of Choice

• DOD

Day of Defeat

• DODGY

Of questionable legality, morality, integrity

• DOE

Depends On Experience

• DOF

Depth of Field

• DOG

Page | 138

Telephone

Ugly person

• DOG FOOD

Heroin

• DOH

Expression of frustration, realization

• DOHC

Dual Overhead Cam

• DOI

Duh

• DOKE

Diet Coke

• DOL

Dying Of Laughter

• DOLO

Alone, solo

• DOMO

Thank you (Japanese)

• DON

Top man, Mafia boss

• DONE

Finished

Drunk, intoxicated

• DONNO

Page | 139

I don't know

• DOOD

Dude

• DOODE

same as DUDE

• DOOFUS

Stupid person

• DOOM

Classic FPS

• DOPE

Heroin

Cool, awesome

• DORB

Adorable

• DORK

Silly, socially inept person

• DOS

Disk Operating System

Denial Of Service (attack)

Dad Over Shoulder

• DOSH

Money

Page | 140

• DOSHA

Marijuana

• DOSSER

Lazy person

Vagrant, Tramp

• DOT

Damage Over Time

• DOTA

Defence Of The Ancients

• DOUCHE

Idiot

• DOUGH

Money, cash

• DOUGIE

Swagger

Dance style

• DOW

Dawn Of War (game)

Dow Jones Industrial Average

• DOWNER

Someone or something that brings the mood down

• DOWNS

Downs-Syndrome

• DPI

Page | 141

Dots Per Inch

Don't Push It

• DPS

Damage Per Second (MMORPG)

• DPYN

Don't Pick Your Nose

• DQ

Disqualified

• DQYDJ

Don't Quit Your Day Job

• DR

Double Rainbow

• DRAG

Inhale smoke from cigarette or joint

Dressed as a woman

• DRED

Cruel, bad

• DRINKY POO

Alcoholic drink

• DRIVE BY

Recce, check out

• DRM

Digital Rights Management

Page | 142

• DRO

HyDROponically grown marijuana

• DROVE

Mad, angry

• DRT

Dead Right There

• DS

Darling Son

• D'S

Dayton rims

• DSD

Do Some Damage

• DSL

Digital Subscriber Line

• DSLR

Digital Single Lens Reflex (camera)

• DSS

Department of Social Services

• DST

Daylight Saving Time

• DT

Down Town

• DTA

Don't Trust Anyone

Page | 143

• DTB

Don't Text Back

• DTC

Down To Cuddle

• DTD

Drunk Till Dawn

Drunk Till Death

• DTE

Down To Earth

• DTH

Down To Hang

• DTMS

Does That Make Sense?

• DTP

Disturbing The Peace

• DTR

Define The Relationship

• DTRT

Do The Right Thing

• DTS

Down The Shore

Down To Snuggle

• DTT

Don't Touch That

Page | 144

• DTTM

Don't Talk To Me

• DTYT

Don't Take Your Time

• DU JOUR

Of the day (French)

• DUB

Twenty (dollars, dollars of drugs, inch rims)

• DUB DUB DUB

WWW, World Wide Web

• DUB SACK

A $20 bag of marijuana

• DUBS

Twenty inch wheels

• DUCES

Goodbye

• DUCWIC

Do You See What I See?

• DUCY

Do you see why?

• DUDE

A name for anyone (esp surfers, skaters)

• DUDETTE

Female dude

Page | 145

• DUECES

Misspelling of DEUCES

• DUH

Of course

• DUI

Driving Under the Influence

• DULM

Do You Love Me?

• DUN

Son

• DUNNO

Don't Know

• DUNZO

Done, over, finished

• DUPE

Duplicate

• DUR

Duh

• DURS

Damn, You Are Sexy

• DUS

Does

• DUSS

Page | 146

Run away

• DUST

Angel dust, PCP

• DUSTY

Ugly

• DUTCH

Joint

Split the cost

• DUTTY

Dirty

• DVD

Digital Versatile Disc

• DVDRIP

Video copied from a DVD

• DVI

Digital Visual Interface

• DVR

Digital Video Recorder

• DW

Don't Worry

• DWAG

Misspelling of DAWG

Page | 147

• DWAI

Don't Worry About It

• DWB

Driving While Black

• DWBH

Don't Worry, Be Happy

• DWBI

Don't Worry 'Bout It

• DWEEB

Dork, nerd

• DWEET

Do it

• DWF

Divorced White Female

• DWI

Deal with it

• DWISNWID

Do What I Say Not What I Do.

• DWL

Dying With Laughter

• DWM

Divorced White Male

• DWMT

Page | 148

Don't Waste My Time

• DWP

Drunk While Posting

• DWT

Driving While Texting

• DWTS

Dancing With The Stars

• DWU

Don't Wait Up

• DX

D-generation X

• DXC

Deathcore (music style)

• DYHWIH

Do You Hear What I Hear?

• DYJ

Do Your Job

• DYJHIW

Don't You Just Hate It When...

• DYK

Did You Know

• DYKT

Did You Know That?

• DYKWIM

Page | 149

Do You Know What I Mean?

• DYLM

Do You Love/Like Me?

• DYM

Do You Mind

Do You Mean

• DYOR

Do Your Own Research

• DZ

Drop Zone

• E

Ecstasy

• E>

Heart like <3

• E&OE

Errors and omissions excluded

• E_E

Tired, exhausted

• E2EG

Ear To Ear Grin

• EA

Electronic Arts

• EB

Eyeball

Page | 150

• EBCAK

Error Between Chair And Keyboard

• EBD

End of Business Day

• EBM

Electronic Body Music

• EBONY

Dark skin tone

• EBT

Electronic Benefits Transfer

• ECG

Electrocardiogram

• ECO

Ecological

Enconomical

• ECT

Misspelling of 'etc'

• ECW

Extreme Championship Wrestling

• E-DATING

Online dating

• EDD

Estimated Delivery Date

• EDDRESS

Page | 151

Email address

• EDJ

Energy Drink Junkie

• EDM

Electronic Dance Music

• EDT

Eastern Daylight Time

Estimated Delivery Time

• EEE

Expression of excitement

• EEG

Extremely Evil Grin

• EEK

Expression of surprise, distress

• EEPROM

Erasable EPROM

• EFA

Edited For Accuracy

• EFG

Epic Fail Guy

• EG

For example (exempli gratia)

Evil Grin

Page | 152

• EGL

Elegant Gothic Lolita

• EH

What? Huh?

• EI

Eat It

• EL

Chicago's elevated rail system

• ELBOW

A pound of marijuana

• ELE

Everybody Love Everybody

• ELF

Every Lady's Fantasy

• ELITE

Skillful, quality, professional

• ELLO

Hello

• ELNS

Eller noe sånt (or something like that - Norwegian)

• ELOL

Evil Laugh Out Loud

• EM

E-Mail

Page | 153

Them

• 'EM

Them

• EMA

E-mail Address

• EMAW

Every Man a Wildcat

• EMCEE

MC, Master of Ceremonies

• EMO

Emotional

• EMOTICON

Sequence of characters representing an emotion eg :)

• EMP

Electromagnetic Pulse

• EMS

Emergency Medical Service

• EMT

Emergency Medical Technician

• ENDZ

Area where you live

• ENE

Northerner

• ENNIT

Page | 154

Expression of agreement

• ENO

Awesome, cool

• ENT

Isn't

• EOB

End Of Business

• EOC

End Of Conversion

• EOD

End Of Discussion

• EOE

Equal Opportunity Employer

• EOF

End Of File

• EOG

End Of Grade

• EOL

End Of Lecture

• EOM

End Of Message

• EOR

End Of Rant

• EOS

Page | 155

End Of Show

• EOT

End Of Thread (i.e. end of discussion)

• EOTW

End Of The World

• EOTWAWKI

End Of The World As We Know It

• EP

Extended Play

• E-PEEN

Online ego

• EPIC

Extremely awesome

• EPIC FAIL

Total failure

• EPIN

Epic Win

• EPROM

Electronically Programmable ROM

• EQ

EverQuest (game)

• EQE

Easy Quick Efficient

• ER

Page | 156

Emergency Room

Indicating hesitation

• ERB

Herb, Marijuana

• ERK

Irk, annoy

• ERM

Awkward conversation filler

• ERP

Erotic Role-Play

• ESA

European Space Agency

• ESB

Empire Stikes Back (Star Wars)

• ESC

Escape key

• ESD

Electro-Static Discharge

• ESE

Friend, homeboy (Hispanic)

• ESH

Donkey (Armenian)

• ESKI

Type of urban music

Page | 157

• ESL

English as Second Language

• ESOL

English for Speakers of Other Languages

• ESP

Extra Sensory Perception

• ESPN

Entertainment and Sports Programming Network

• ESRB

Entertainment Software Rating Board

• EST

Eastern Standard Time

Established

• ESTD

Easier Said Than Done

• ET

Extra Terrestrial

• ETA

Estimated Time of Arrival

Edited to Add

• ETC

Et Cetera (and so on)

• ETD

Estimated Time of Departure

Page | 158

• ETF

Escape The Fate (band)

• ETHERNET

same as LAN

• ETID

EveryTime I Die (band)

• ETW

Enjoy The Weekend

• EU

European Union

• EUA

End User Agreement

• EUC

Excellent Used Condition

• EULA

End User License Agreement

• EV

Expected Value

• EVL

Evil Laugh

• EVT

Ei Voi Tietää (Finnish for 'How Am I Supposed to Know')

• EVVK

Page | 159

Couldn't Care Less (Finnish)

• EW

Exclamation of disgust

• EWBA

Everything Will Be Alright

• EWE

Epilogue, What Epilogue? (Harry Potter)

• EWW

Expression of disgust

• EX

Former girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband etc

Example

• EXE

Windows program file

• EXP

Experience points in games

• EXPO

Exposition, large-scale public exhibition

• EXTRA

Over the top, excessive

• EY

Hey

• EYEBALL

Look at

Page | 160

Estimate measurement by looking

• EYO

Hey, yo(u)

• EZ

Easy

• EZPZ

Easy peasy, very easy

• F@

Fat

• F2F

Face To Face

• F2P

Free To Play

Files To Peers

• F2T

Free To Talk

• F5

Refresh

• F8

Fate

• F9

Fine

• FAAK

Falling Asleep At Keyboard

Page | 161

• FAB

Fabulous

• FABU

Fabulous

• FACE PALM

Slap forehead with the palm of your hand

• FADE

Kill, disgrace

Haircut

• FADED

High, stoned, drunk

• FAE

From

• FAFWOA

For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)

• FAG

Cigarette

• FAI

Forget About It

• FAIL

Suck

• FAM

Family

• FAMALAM

Page | 162

Family, close friend

• FAMBO

Family, close friend

• FAMO

Friend, dude, family member etc

• FANNYING

Wasting time, messing about

• FANTABULOUS

Fantastic and fabulous

• FAO

For Attention Of

• FAQ

Frequently Asked Question

• FASHO

For sure

• FAT32

32 bit File Allocation Table

• FAUX PAS

Social blunder (French for 'false step')

• FAV

Favorite

• FAVE

Favorite

• FBC

Page | 163

FaceBook Chat

• FBF

Facebook Friend

• FBI

Federal Bureau of Investigation

• FBM

Fine By Me

• FBO

Facebook Official

• FBTW

Fine, Be That Way

• FBW

Fly by wire

• FC

Fingers Crossed

Full Combo

• FCFS

First Come First Served

• FCOL

For Crying Out Loud

• FCS

For Christ's Sake

• FDA

Food and Drug Administration

Page | 164

• FDR

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

• FE

Fair Enough

• FEAE

For Ever And Ever

• FEAT

Featuring

• FEDEX

Federal Express (shipping company)

• FEDS

FBI agents, police

• FEDZ

Police

• FEE

Female

• FEENING

Craving, wanting really badly

• FEH

Expression of dismissal, disgust

• FELLAS

Close friends

• FELLER

Page | 165

Fellow, man

• FER

For

• FETCH

Cool, trendy, awesome

• FF

Final Fantasy

• FF5

Family Force 5 (band)

• FFA

Free For All

• FFL

Falling From LOLing

• FFR

Flash Flash Revolution (game)

For Future Reference

• FFTL

From First To Last (band)

• FG

Fat Girl

Family Guy

• FGJ

For Great Justice

Page | 166

• FGS

For God's Sake

• FHE

First Hand Experience

• FHM

For Him Magazine

• FI

Forget It

• FIC

Fanfiction

• FICCL

Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less

• FIF

Fifth Amendment

• FIFA

Federation International de Football Association

• FIFO

First In First Out

• FIFY

Fixed It For You

• FIL

Father-in-law

• FILO

First In, Last out

Page | 167

• FIN

Finished

• FINA

About to do (something)

• FINK

Snitch, informer

• FINNA

Going To

• FIO

Figure It Out

• FIRM

Gang of soccer hooligans

Organised criminal gang

• FIRME

Cool, good, nice

• FISH

First In Still Here

• FIT

Good lokking, hot, sexy

• FITB

Fill In The Blanks

• FITE

Fight

• FITTIN TO

Page | 168

About to, getting ready to

• FIVE O

Police

• FIX

A dose of drugs

• FIXIN TO

About to, getting ready to

• FIZZLE

Fool

• FJ

Foot Job

• FKA

Formerly Known As

• FL

Fake Laugh

• FLA

Florida

• FLAFF

Foot Loose And Fancy Free

• FLAG

Bandana

• FLAGGED

Banned

• FLAKE

Page | 169

Unreliable person

• FLAKE OUT

Cancel at the last minute

• FLAKY

Unreliable

• FLAME

Insult someone over the internet

• FLBP

Future Lower Back Problems

• FLEX

Show off

• FLIR

Forward Looking Infra Red

• FLK

Funny Looking Kid

• FLOG

Sell

• FLOSS

Show off

• FLOSSING

Showing off

• FLOTUS

First Lady Of The United States

• FLS

Page | 170

Flu-Like Symptoms

• FLUFF

Humorous/romantic fan fiction

• FLY

Zipper

Awesome, cool

• FLYFF

Fly For Fun (MMORPG)

• FM

Freqeuncy modulation (radio signal)

• FMA

Full Metal Alchemist

• FMCG

Fast Moving Consumer Goods

• FMDIDGAD

Frankly My Dear , I Don't Give A Damn

• FMH

For Him Magazine

• FMI

For More Information

• FMJ

Full Metal Jacket

• FMLA

Page | 171

Family and Medical Leave of Absence

• FMTKFYTFO

For Me To Know, For You To Find Out

• FMV

Full Motion Video

• FNA

For Necessary Action

• FNB

Football And Beer

• FNE

Free And Easy

• FNO

From Now On

• FNX

Thanks

• FO SHO

For Sure

• FOA

First Of All

• FOAF

Friend Of A Friend

• FOB

Fresh Off the Boat

• FOBR

Page | 172

Fall Out Boy Rock (website)

• FOC

Free Of Charge

• FOCL

Falling Off Chair Laughing

• FOF

Full of Fail

• FOFL

Falling On Floor Laughing

• FOFO

Fourty Four caliber gun

• FOI

Freedom Of Information

• FOIA

Freedom of Information Act

• FOLDED

Drunk, wasted

• FOMCL

Falling Off My Chair Laughing

• FOMO

Fear Of Missing Out

• FON

Freak Of Nature

• FOO

Page | 173

Fool

• FOOD

Marijuana

• FOOPA

Fat in belly area

• FOPS

Fake cops (security guards etc)

• FORTE

Area of expertise, strength

• FO'SHIZZLE

For Sure

• FOSHO

For Sure

• FOTB

Fresh Off The Boat

• FOTC

Flight of the Conchords

• FOTM

Flavor Of The Month

• FOTR

Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien)

• FOV

Field Of View

• FOX

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Sexy, attractive woman

• FPS

First-Person Shooter (video game term)

• FR

For Real

• FRAG

Kill

• FRAK

Swear word from Battlestar Galactica

• FRAP

Frappuccino

• FRAT

Fraternity

• FREEBIE

Item or service one gets for free

• FREEBSD

Free Berkeley Software Distribution (Unix like OS)

• FRESH

Very good, cool

• FRESHIE

Imigrant

• FRIED

High on drugs

Page | 175

• FRILL

For Real

• FRL

For Real

• FRO

Afro hairstyle

• FROG

Offensive word for a French person

• FRONT

Pretend, falsely represent

• FRONTING

Misrepresenting oneself

• FROOB

Free Noob. Non-paying player

• FSAS

Famous Stars and Straps (clothing)

• FSB

Front Side Bus

• FSCK

File System (Consistency) Check

• FSHO

For Sure

• FSM

Female Seeking Male

Page | 176

• FSOT

For Sale Or Trade

• FSR

For Some Reason

• FSU

Friends Stand United

• FTA

From The Article

• FTASB

Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

• FTBOMH

From The Bottom Of My Heart

• FTD

Fresh To Death

• FTF

First To Find

• FTFY

Fixed That For You

• FTJ

Fuel The Jet

• FTK

For The Kids

For The Kill

• FTL

Page | 177

For The Loss

Faster Than Light

• FTLOG

For The Love Of God

• FTM

Female To Male

• FTP

File Transfer Protocol

• FTR

For The Record

• FTSE

Financial Times and the London Stock Exchang

• FTSK

Forever The Sickest Kids (Band)

• FTTB

For The Time Being

• FTUW

For The Ultimate/über Win

• FUBAR

Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition

• FUBB

Fouled Up Beyond Belief

• FUBU

Fouled Up Beyond Use

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Clothing brand

• FUD

Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt

• FUMA

Fake Puma shoes

• FUTAB

Feet Up, Take A Break

• FUTCH

FEMME + Butch

• FUZZ

Police

• FW

Forward

• FWD

Foward (Email)

• FWIW

For What It's Worth

• FWP

Friend With Privileges

• FWTD

Fate Worse Than Death

• FX

Effects

Page | 179

• FYA

For Your Amusement

• FYE

For Your Entertainment

• FYEO

For Your Eyes Only

• FYI

For Your Information

• FYM

Free Your Mind

• FYN

Fine

• FYP

Fixed Your Post

• FYR

For Your Review

For Your Records

• G

Grin

• G2B

Go To Bed

• G2E

Got To Eat

• G2F

Page | 180

Got To Fly

• G2G

Gotta go

• G2G2B

Got To Go To Bed

• G2H

Go To Hell

• G2K

Good To Know

• G2R

Got To Run

• G2S

Go To Sleep

• G4U

Good For You

• G8

Great

• G9

Good Night

• GA

Go Ahead

• GAC

Guilty As Charged

Get A Clue

Page | 181

• GAFF

House

• GAFIA

Get Away From It All

• GAFM

Get Away From Me

• GAG

About to throw up

Joke

• GAGA

Crazy, infatuated

• GAH

Expression of frustration

• GAJ

Get A Job

• GAL

Girl

Get A Life

• GAL PAL

Man who hangs around with girls

• GALDEM

Group of girls

• GAMER

Person who plays video games

Page | 182

• GAMMD

Go Ahead Make My Day

• GANJA

Marijuana, pot, cannabis, weed

• GANK

Steal

Gang kill (MMORPG)

• GARMS

Clothes

• GAS

Flatulence

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome

• GASSED

Have a high opinion of yourself

• GASSING

Talking

• GAT

Gun

• GAWD

God

• GAWJUS

Gorgeous

• GAWJUSS

Page | 183

Gorgeous

• GB

Great Britain

Gigabyte

• GBFN

Goodbye for Now

• GBH

Grievous Bodily Harm

• GBML

Good Bye My Love

• GBNF

Gone But Not Forgotten

• GBP

Great British Pounds (Sterling)

• GBTW

Get Back To Work

• GBU

God Bless You

• GBY

God Bless You

• GC

Good Contition

• GCF

Good Clean Fun

Page | 184

• GCSE

General Certificate of Secondary Education (UK)

• GD

Gangsta Disciple

• GDAY

Hi

• G'DAY

Good Day, hello

• GDGD

Good Good

• GDI

God Damn It

• GDP

Gross Domestic Product

• GE

Good Evening

• GED

General Educational Development

• GEEZ

Jesus

• GEEZER

A guy, a bloke, a person

• GEG

Interrupt a conversation

Page | 185

• GEN

Information

• GENIOUS

Misspelling of 'genius'

• GEOCACHE

Scavenger hunt destination point

• GET

Git

• GET DOWN

Party, dance

• GETCHA

Get You, understand

Get Your

• GETTO

Ghetto

• GEWD

Good

• GF

Girlfriend

• GFA

Grenade Free America

• GFAK

Go Fly A Kite

• GFC

Page | 186

Global Financial Crisis

• GFETE

Grinning From Ear To Ear

• GFF

Grenade Free Foundation

• GFI

Go For It

• GFN

Gone For Now

• GFU

Good For You

• GFY

Good For You

• GG

Good Game

• GGA

Good Game All

• GGBB

Good Game Bye Bye

• GGG

Good, Giving, and Game (in bed)

• GGL

Giggle

• GGN

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Gotta Go Now

• GGNORE

Good Game No Rematch

• GGOH

Gotta Get Outta Here

• GGS

Good Games

• GGW

Girls Gone Wild

• GH

Guitar Hero

• GHB

Gamma Hydroxybutyrate (drug)

• GHD

Good Hair Day

• GHOST

Leaving

• GHZ

Gigahertz

• GI

Government Issue

American Solider

Good Idea

• GIEF

Page | 188

Give

• GIF

Graphics Interchange Format - Picture Format

• GIG

Live performance

Gigabyte

Job

• GIGO

Garbage In, Garbage Out

• GIMME

Give me

• GIMP

Uncool/Stupid person

• GINGER

Person with red hair

• GINGRICH

Hypocrite

• GINNEL

Alley, passageway

• GIT

Idiot

• GIWIST

Gee, I Wish I'd Said That.

• GIYF

Page | 189

Google Is Your Friend

• GJ

Good Job

• GJOAC

Go Jump Off A Cliff

• GJWHF

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

• GK

Good Kid

• GKY

Go Kill Yourself

• GL

Good Luck

Good Looking

• GL HF

Good Luck, Have Fun

• GLA

Good Luck All

• GLAG

Giggling Like A Girl

• GLD

Good Life Decision

• GLEAK

Spit

Page | 190

• GLEEK

A fan of the TV show Glee

• GLF

Group Looking For

• GLHF

Good luck, have fun. Used in CS matches

• GLITCH

Error, mistake

• GLOCK

Semi-automatic pistol

• GLOMP

Hug very hard

• GLOTR

Good Luck On The Rebuild

• GLTA

Good Luck to All

• GLTY

Good Luck To You

• GLU

Guys/Girsl Like Us

• GLUCK

Good Luck

• GLWS

Page | 191

Good Luck With Sale

• GLWT

Good Luck With That

• GM

General Motors

Good Morning

Genetically Modified

Good Move

• GMA

Good Morning, America

• GMAB

Give Me A Break

• GMAIL

Google web email service

• GMBH

Gesellschaft mit Beschränkter Haftung (LLC)

• GMC

General Motors Corporation

• GMH

Gives Me Hope

• GMO

Genetically Modified Organism

• GMOD

Page | 192

Garry's Mod (Game)

• GMT

Greenwich Mean Time

• GMTA

Great Minds Think Alike

• GMV

Got My Vote

• GMY

Good Man Yourself

• GN

Good Night

• GNARLY

Extreme

• GND

Girl Next Door

• GNE

Good Night and Everything

• GNFB

Good Night Facebook

• GNITE

Good Night

• GNK

Glitch No Kill (gaming)

• GNO

Page | 193

Girls/Guys Night Out

• GNP

Gross National Product

• GNR

Guns 'N Roses

• GNSTDLTBBB

Good Night Sleep Tight Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite

• GNU

GNU's Not Unix, Linux OS

• GOAT

Greatest Of All Time

• GOB

Mouth

• GOBLIN

Gangster

• GOD SPEED

Good luck

• GOG

Person from north Wales

• GOI

Get Over It

• GOKIL

Crazy (Indonesian)

Page | 194

• GOL

Giggle Out Loud

• GOLD DIGGER

Person who loves someone just for their money

• GOM

Idiot, fool

• GOMD

Guy/Girl Of My Dreams

• GOMEN

Sorry

• GOMER

Get Out of My Emergency Room, unwelcome patient

• GOML

Get On My Level

• GON

Go on

Going to

• GONNA

Going to

• GOOG

Ecstasy pill

• GOOH

Get Out Of Here

• GOON

Page | 195

Stupid

Tough guy

• GOONER

Supporter of Arsenal Football Club

• GOP

Grand Old Party

• GORG

Gorgeous

• GORM

Gormless person

• GOS

Girlfriend Over Shoulder

Game Of Soldiers

• GOSH

Exclamation of suprise or shock

• GOSU

Skillful person (Korean)

• GOTCHA

I got you, I understand

• GOTTA

Got to ...

Have you got a ...?

• GOTY

Game Of The Year

Page | 196

• GOU

Good On You

• GOW

God of War (Game)

Gears of War (Game)

• GP

General Principle

• GPA

Grade-Point Average

• GPC

Generic Pack of Cigarettes

Get/Post/Cookie (web pages)

• GPL

General Public License

• GPOY

Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself

• GPOYW

Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday

• GPRS

General Packet Radio Services

• GPS

Global Positioning System

• GPU

Graphics Processing Unit

Page | 197

• GQ

Gentlemen Quarterly (magazine)

Suave, well dressed man

• GR

Gotta Run

• GR&D

Grinning, Running & Ducking

• GR8

Great

• GRAF

Graffiti

Paragraph

• GRASS

Marijuana

• GRATZ

Congratulations

• GRE

Graduate Record Examination

• GREEN

Unexperienced

Marijuana

Environmentally beneficial

• GRENADE

Ugly girl in a group

Page | 198

• GRILL

Tooth Jewelry

• GRL

Girl

• GRO

Guest Relations Officer

• GRODY

Disgusting, nasty, gross

• GRONK

Idiot, fool

• GROOL

Great and Cool

• GROOVY

Cool, awesome

• GROSS

Unpleasant, disgusting

• GROUSE

Great, amazing

• GRR

Anger, frustration

• GRRL

Girl

• GRUB

Food

Page | 199

• GRULE

Hard work, nuisance

• GSM

Global System for Mobile communications

• GSOH

Good Sense Of Humor

• GSR

Gun Shot Residue

• GSTQ

God Save The Queen

• GSW

Gun Shot Wound

• GT

Grand Touring

Gran Turismo

• GTA

Grand Theft Auto

• GTBOSH

Glad To Be Of Some Help

• GTD

Getting Things Done

• GTG

Got To Go

• GTH

Page | 200

Go To Hell

• GTHBA

Good Times Had By All

• GTHO

Get The Hell Out

• GTI

High performance hatchback (eg VW Golf)

• GTK

Good To Know

• GTL

Gym, Tan, Laundry

• GTLD

Generic TLD

• GTM

Giggling To Myself

• GTO

Gran Turismo Omologato

• GTOG

Got To Go

• GTR

Getting Ready

• GTRM

Page | 201

Going To Read Mail

• GTS

Good Times

• GTSY

Good To See You

• GTTS

Got The T-Shirt

• GTW

Got To Work

• GUAP

Money

• GUCCI

Good, awesome, high quality

• GUD

Good

• GUFN

Grounded Until Further Notice

• GUH

Annoyed, angry

• GUI

Graphical User Interface

• GURL

Girl

• GUTI

Page | 202

Get Used To It

• GUUD

Good

• GUV

Guvnor, boss

• GV

Good Vibes

• GW

Good Work

• GWAAN

Go on

• GWAP

Money

• GWARN

Go On

• GWAS

Game Was A Success

• GWC

Guy With Camera

• GWG

Girl With Glasses

• GWI

Get With It

• GWOP

Page | 203

Money

• GWP

Gift With Purchase

• GWR

Guinness World Records

• GWS

Get Well Soon

• GWTF

Go With The Flow

• GWTP

Get With The Program

• GYAL

Girl

• GYALDEM

Group of girls

• GYC

Get Your Coat

• GYFS

Get Your Facts Straight

• GYO

Get Your Own

• GYT

Get Yourself Tested

• GZ

Page | 204

Congratulations

• H

Hug

• H&K

Hugs and Kisses

• H/O

Hold On

• H/T

Hat Tip

• H/U

Hook Up, make out

• H1B

US employment visa

• H1N1

Swine flu virus

• H2CUS

Hope To See You Soon

• H2G

Had to Go

Honest To God

• H2H

Heart To Heart

Head To Head

• H2IK

Page | 205

Hell If I Know

• H2O

Water

• H2T

Head To Toe

• H3

Halo 3 (Game)

• H4X

Hacks, cheats

• H4X0R

Hacker

• H8

Hate

• H8R

Hater

• H9

Really hate (H8+1)

• HA

Sarcastic laugh

• HABBO

Online community/game

• HABIBI

My darling (Arabic)

Page | 206

• HACK

Break into computer systems or software

• HAFL

Heart Attack From Laughing

• HAFTA

Have To

• HAG

Unattractive old woman

• HAGD

Have A Good Day

• HAGE

Have A Good Evening

• HAGL

Have A Good Life

• HAGN

Have A Good Night

• HAGO

Have A Good One

• HAGS

Have A Great Summer

• HAGT

Have A Great Time

• HAI

Hey, hi

Page | 207

Yes (Japanese)

• HAISTK

How Am I Supposed To Know?

• HAIZ

Sigh

• HAK

Hugs And Kisses

• HALP

Help

• HAN

Alone (Han Solo)

• HAND

Have A Nice Day

• HANDLE

Half a gallon of liquor

Nickname, alias

• HANG

Hang out, spend time with

• HANG UP

Inhibition, emotional difficulty

• HANL

Have A Nice Life

• HAPA

Mixed race

Page | 208

• HAR

Sarcastic laugh

• HARD LINES

Bad luck

• HARF

Vomit, throw up

• HASHTAG

Label on Twitter to aid searching

• HASIAN

Hot Asian

• HATERZ

Enemies

• HAWK

Knife

• HAWT

Hot

Having A Wonderful Time

• HAWTSOME

Hot and awesome

• HAX

Hacking, Hackers, hacks

• HAXOR

Hacker

• HAXX0R

Page | 209

Hacker

• HAXXOR

Hacker

• HAY

How Are You

• HAYD

How Are You Doing?

• HAYWIRE

Crazy

• HAZE

Type of marijuana

• HB

Hug Back

• HB

Hurry Back

• HBD

Happy Birthday

• HBN

How About Now

• HBO

Home Box Office

• HBP

Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter)

• HBT

Page | 210

How 'Bout That

• HBTU

Happy Birthday To You

• HBTY

Happy Birthday To You

• HBU

How About You?

• HBY

How About You?

• HC

Holy Cow

• HCDAJFU

He Could Do A Job For Us

• HCIT

How Cool Is That?

• HCO

Hollister

• HD

High-Definition

• HDCP

High-bandwidth Digital Content Protection

• HDD

Hard Disk Drive

• HDF

Page | 211

Halt Die Fresse (Shut up in German)

• HDL

Hab Dich Lieb (I love you in German)

• HDMI

High Definition Multimedia Interface

• HDU

How Dare You

• HDY

How Dare You

• HDYK

How Do/Did You Know?

• HE

Happy Ending

High Explosives

• HEA

Happily Ever After

• HEADS

People

• HEADS UP

Advance notice

• HEAT

Gun(s)

• HEAVY

Awesome, good

Page | 212

Serious, intense

• HECK

Mild expletive

• HECTIC

Cool, good

• HEH

Cynical laugh

• HELLA

Really, very

• HENCH

Strong, muscular, well built

• HERB

Stupid person

• HESHE

Person of unidentifiable gender

• HEX

Hexadecimal (base 16)

Curse

• HEY

Hello, hi

• HEYY

Hey You

• HF

Have Fun

Page | 213

• HFFA

Hot From Far Away

• HG

Holy Grail

• HGB

Hellogoodbye (band)

• HGH

Haters Gonna Hate

• HH

Holding Hands

• HH

Ha-Ha

• HHIS

Hanging Head In Shame

• HHOJ

Ha-Ha, Only Joking

• HHOK

Ha-Ha, Only Kidding

• HHVF

Ha-Ha, Very Funny

• HHWW

Holding Hands While Walking

• HI

Hello

Page | 214

• HI5

Social networking site

• HICKEY

Love bite

• HIMYM

How I Met Your Mother (TV show)

• HINKEY

Strange, unusual

• HIP

Cool, stylish, contemporary

• HIPSTER

Person who is HIP

• HIR

Gender neutral possessive pronoun (his/her)

• HIT A LICK

Get a lot of money very quickly

• HIT ME UP

Call me later

• HIT YOU UP

Call you later

• HIV

Human Immunodeficiency Virus

• HIWTH

Page | 215

Hate It When That Happens

• HIYA

Hello

• HK

Hong Kong

Hostile Kids

• HL

Half Life (game)

• HLAS

Hook, Line And Sinker

• HM

Thinking

• HMB

Hit Me Back (reply)

• HMIHY

How May I Help You?

• HML

Hate My Life

• HMP

Help Me, Please

• HMPF

Sound made when irritated

• HMPH

Expression of apathy or disagreement

Page | 216

• HMS

Her Majesty's Ship (UK)

• HMU

Hit Me Up

• HMUL

Hit Me Up Later

• HMWK

Homework

• HNG

Horny Net Geek

• HNK

Hugs and Kisses

• HNOS

Home Network Operating System

• HNR

Hit 'N' Run

• HNY

Happy New Year

• HO

Hold On

Head Office

• HOAS

Hold On A Second

• HOBO

Page | 217

Itinerant worker

• HOG

Harley Owner Group

• HOH

Head Over Heels

Hard Of Hearing

• HOLD

Borrow (money)

• HOLD UP

Wait a minute

• HOLLA

Used by a man to express interest in a woman

• HOLLA BACK

Get Back To Me

• HOLLAND

Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

• HOLLER

Shout

• HOLS

Holidays, vacation

• HOMEBOY

Closest friend

• HOMEDOG

same as HOMEBOY

Page | 218

• HOMEGIRL

Closest female friend

• HOMES

Homeboy

• HOMESLICE

Homeboy

• HOMEY

Homeboy

• HOMG

same as OMG

• HOMIE

Homeboy

• HOMMIE

misspelling of HOMIE

• HON

Honey

• HONKIE

White person

• HONKY

same as HONKIE

Page | 219

• HOOAH

same as HUA

• HOOCHIE

Over made up woman with trashy dress sense

• HOOD

Neighborhood, ghetto

• HOODIE

Hooded sweatshirt

Person wearing a hooded sweatshirt

• HOOK ME UP

Share with me

• HOOKED

Addicted

• HOOPS

Basketabll

• HOOROO

Goodbye

• HOP

Heroin

• HOP OFF

Leave me alone

• HORNY

Turned on

Page | 220

• HORSE

Heroin

• HOS

Husband Over Shoulder

• HOT

Healing Over Time

• HOTTIE

Attractive person

• HOVA

Jehovah, God

• HOWDY

How Do You Do?

• HP

Harry Potter

• HQ

High Quality

• HQF

same as LOL

• HR

Human Resources

• HRC

Human Rights Campaign

• HRH

Page | 221

His/Her Royal Highness

• HRU

How Are You?

• HS

Headshot

• HSIK

How Should I Know?

• HSIT

How Sad Is That

• HSM

High School Musical

• HSP

Highly Sensitive Person

• HSPDA

High Speed Packet Data Access

• HT

Hat Tip (Thanks)

Home Time

Handheld Transceiver

• HTC

Hit The Cell

• HTH

Hope That Helps

How The Hell

Page | 222

• HTHFYS

Hope To Hear From You Soon

• HTM

Hand To Mouth

• HTML

Hypertext Markup Language

• HTSYS

Hope To See You Soon

• HTTP

Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol

• HTTPS

Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol Secure

• HTX

Houston, Texas

• HU

Hollywood Undead (Band)

• HUA

Heard Understood Acknowledged

• HUBBY

Husband

• HUCKLEBERRY

The man you're looking for

• HUD

Heads-Up Display

Page | 223

• HUFF

Low grade weed

• HUGGLE

Hug and snuggle

• HUH

Confused sound

• HUN

Honey

• HUNDO

Hundred (dollars)

• HUNNED

Hundred (dollars)

• HUNNIT

Hundred (dollars)

• HUR

Here

Hair

• HURT

Ugly, unattractive

• HUS

Hustler

• HUSPAZ

Hurray (texting)

• HUZZAH

Page | 224

Expression of triumph, joy

• HVAC

Heating, Ventilating, Air Conditioning

• HW

Homework

• HWB

Hottie With Body

• HWGA

Here We Go Again

• HWK

Homework

• HWP

Height Weight Proportional

• HWSNBN

He Who Shall Not Be Named

• HWU

Hey, What's Up?

• HWYD

How Was Your Day?

• HXC

Hardcore (music)

• HY

Hell Yes

Hi

Page | 225

• HYB

How You Been?

• HYD

How Ya Doing?

• HYDRO

Hydroponically grown marijuana

• HYFB

Hope You Feel Better

• HYG

Here You Go

• HYH

Have You Heard

Hold Your Horses

• HYIP

High Yield Investment Program

• HYNA

Good looking girl (Hispanic)

• HYP

Harvard, Yale, Princeton

• HYPER

Over energetic

• HYPH

Hyperactive, crazy

• HYPO

Page | 226

Hypodermic needle/syringe

• HYS

Have Your Say

• HYU

Hit You Up

• HYUK

Lose, despite having a good lead

• HZ

Hertz (frequency)

• I<3U

I Love You

• I/O

Input/Output

• I18N

Internationalization

• I8

Aight, aite, alright

• IA

I Agree

• IAB

I Am Bored

• IABW

In A Bad Way

• IAC

Page | 227

In Any Case

• IAE

In Any Event

• IAG

It's All Good

• IAL

I Ain't Laughing

I Actually Laughed

• IAMA

I Am Mildly Amused

• IANAD

I Am Not A Doctor

• IANAL

I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)

• IAS

In A Second

• IAW

In Accordance With

I Agree With

• IAWTC

I Agree With That/This Comment

• IAWTCSM

I Agree With This Comment So Much

• IAWTP

Page | 228

I Agree With This Post

• IAY

I Adore You

• IB

I'm Back

• IB2D

I Beg To Differ

• IB4TL

In Before The Lock

• IBAN

International Bank Account Number

• IBB

I'll Be Back

• IBID

Ibidem (In the same place)

• IBM

International Business Machines

• IBMTS

I've Been Meaning To Say

• IBS

Irritable Bowel Syndrome

• IBTD

In Before The Delete

I Beg To Differ

Page | 229

• IBTL

In Before the Lock

• IBW

I'll Be Waiting

• IBYP

I Beg Your Pardon

• IC

I See

• ICAM

I Couldn't Agree More

• ICAY

I Care About You

• ICB

I Can't Believe...

• ICBB

I Can't Be Bothered

• ICBI

I Can't Believe It

• ICBINB

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

• ICBSST

I Can't Believe She Said That

• ICBW

It Could Be Worse

Page | 230

• ICCL

I Couldn't Care Less

• ICE

Diamonds

Crystal meth

Kill

• ICK

same as UGH

• ICP

Insane Clown Posse (band)

• ICQ

I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)

• ICR

I Can't Remember

• ICSL

I Couldn't/Can't Stop Laughing

• ICT

Information and Communication Technology

• ICU

Intensive Care Unit

I See You

• ICWUDT

I See What You Did There

Page | 231

• ICYDK

In Case You Didn't Know

• ICYMI

In Case You Missed It

• ID

Identity

• IDBI

I Don't Believe It

• IDBY

I Don't Believe You

• IDC

I Dont Care

• IDD

Indeed

• IDDQD

Cheat code for Doom

• IDE

Integrated Development Environment

Integrated Device Electronics

• IDEC

I Don't Even Care

• IDEK

I Don't Even Know

• IDEKY

Page | 232

I Don't Even Know You

• IDFLI

I Don't Feel Like It

• IDGAD

I Don't Give A Damn

• IDGI

I Don't Get It

• IDHAC

I Don't Have A Clue

• IDI

I Doubt It

• IDK

I Don't Know

• IDKE

I Don't Know Either

• IDKFA

Cheat code for Doom

• IDKW

I Don't Know Why

• IDKWYM

I Don't Know What You Mean

• IDKY

I Don't Know Why

• IDL

Page | 233

I Don't Like ...

• IDLE

Inactive

• IDLI

I Don't Like It

• IDLT

I Don't Like That

• IDLY

I Don't Love/Like You

• IDM

It Doesn't Matter

Intelligent Dance Music

• IDN

I Don't kNow

• IDR

I Don't Remember

• IDRC

I Don't Really Care

• IDRK

I Don't Really Know

• IDST

If Destroyed, Still True

• IDT

I Don't Think

Page | 234

• IDTS

I Don't Think So

• IDU

I Don't Understand

• IDUNNO

I Don't Know

• IDW

I Don't Want

• IDWK

I Don't Wanna Know

• IDWTAI

I Don't Wanna Talk About It

• IE

Id Est (that is)

Internet Explorer

• IED

Improvised Explosive Device

• IEP

Individualized Education Program

• IFF

If and only if

Identification: Friend or Foe

Internet Friends Forever

• IFFY

Page | 235

Dodgy, unreliable

• IG

Ignorant

• IGG

Ignore

I Gotta Go

• IGGY

Ignore

• IGHT

Alright

• IGI

I Get It

• IGM

I Got Mine

• IGMC

I'll Get My Coat

• IGN

In Game Name

• IGNB

I'm Going Now, Bye

• IGNTS

I've Got Nothing To Say

• IGS

I Guess So

Page | 236

• IGTG

I Got To Go

• IGU

I Give Up

• IGYB

I've Got Your Back

• IH8U

I Hate You

• IHDK

I Honestly Don't Know

• IHM

I Hate Mondays

• IHML

I Hate My Life

• IHNC

I Have No Clue

• IHNI

I Have No Idea

• IHOP

International House of Pancakes

• IHS

I Hope So

• IHT

I Hate This

Page | 237

• IHU

I Hate You

• IHY

I Hate You

• IHYSM

I Hate You So Much

• IIB

Ignorance Is Bliss

• IIGHT

Alright, OK

• IIH

If I'm Honest

• IIL

I'm In Love

• IINM

If I'm Not Mistaken

• IIR

Idiot In Room

• IIRC

If I Remember Correctly

• IIS

Internet Information Services

• IITUWUTMAS

If I Tell You Will You Tell Me A Secret?

Page | 238

• IITYWIMIWHTKY

If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You

• IITYWTMWYBMAD

If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me a Drink?

• IITYWTMWYKM

If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?

• IIWII

It Is What It Is

• IJ

I'm Joking

• IJAF

It's Just A Fact

• IJDK

I Just Don't Know

• IJS

I'm Just Saying

• IJWTK

I Just Want To Know

• IK

I Know

• IKE

same as DUDE

I Know, Eh

• IKEA

Page | 239

Swedish furniture store

• IKHYF

I Know How You Feel

• IKLY

I Kinda Like You

• IKM

I Know Man

• IKMTY

I Know More Than You

• IKR

I Know, Right

• IKT

I Knew That

• IKTR

I Know That's Right

• IKWUM

I Know What You Mean

• IKWYDLS

I Know What You Did Last Summer

• IKWYL

I Know Where You Live

• IKWYM

I Know What You Mean

• IKY

Page | 240

I Know You

• IKYP

I'll Keep You Posted

• IL

In Love

• ILD

Ich Liebe Dich (I Love You)

• ILH

I Love Him/Her

• ILI

I Love It

• ILL

Cool, tight, etc

• ILLEST

Best

• ILLY

Fresh, cool

• ILM

I lige måde (the same to you)

Industrial Light and Magic

• ILML

I Love My Life

• ILMO

In Loving Memory Of

Page | 241

• ILU

I Love You

• ILU2

I Love You Too

• ILUM

I Love You More

• ILUSM

I Love You So Much

• ILUT

I Love You Too

• ILY

I Love You

• ILY2

I Love You Too

• ILYA

I Love You All

• ILYAAF

I Love You As A Friend

• ILYAM

I Love You As a Mate

• ILYB

I Love You Both

• ILYF

I'll Love You Forever

Page | 242

• ILYG

I Love You Guys/Girls

• ILYK

I'll Let You Know

• ILYL

I Love You Lots

• ILYLAS

I Love You Like A Sister

• ILYLT

I Love You Long Time

• ILYM

I Love You More

• ILYSDM

I Love You So Damn Much

• ILYSM

I Love You So Much

• ILYSMB

I Love You So Much Baby

• ILYSMM

I Love You So Much More

• ILYT

I Love You Too

• ILYVM

I Love You Very Much

Page | 243

• ILYWAMH

I Love You With All My Heart

• IM

Instant Message

• IMA

I am going to

• I'MA

I am going to

• IMAHO

In My Absolutely Honest Opinion

• IMAO

In My Arrogant Opinion

• IMAP

Internet Message Access Protocol

• IMB

I'm Bored

• IMBA

Imbalanced

• IMBO

In My Biased Opinion

• IMCO

In My Considered Opinion

• IMD

In My Defence

Page | 244

• IMDB

Internet Movie Database

• IME

In My Experience

• IMEO

In My Educated Opinion

• IMF

International Monetary Fund

• IMH

In My Head

• IMHO

In My Humble Opinion

• IMING

Instant Messaging

• IMK

In My Knowledge

• IMMA

I'm Going To

• IMMAO

In My Most Arrogant Opinion

• IMMD

It Made My Day

• IMML

It Made Me Laugh

Page | 245

• IMNSHO

In My Not So Humble Opinion

• IMO

In My Opinion

• IMOO

In My Own Opinion

• IMPO

In My Personal Opinion

• IMR

I Mean, Really

• IMS

Irritable Male Syndrome

• IMU

I Miss You

• IMUSM

I Miss You So Much

• IMVU

Instant Messaging Virtual Universe

• IMWTK

Inquiring Minds Want To Know

• IMY

I Miss You

• IMYA

I Miss You Already

Page | 246

• IMYM

I Miss You More

• IMYSM

I Miss You So Much

• IMYT

I Miss You Too

• IN THE BAG

Definite

• INB

I'm Not Bothered

• INB4

In Before (already mentioned)

• INBD

It's No Big Deal

• INC

Incoming

• INDIE

Independent music

• INDY

Independent

• INFO

Information

• INIT

Isn't it?

Page | 247

Initialization

• INK

I Never Knew

Tattoo

• INKED

Tattooed

• INNIT

Isn't It

• INO

I Know

• INORITE

I Know, Right?

• INPO

In No Particular Order

• INRS

It's Not Rocket Science

• INS

I'm Not Sure

• INSIDER

Inside joke

• INT

Isn't it

• INTEL

Intelligence

Page | 248

CPU manufacturer

• INVU

I Envy You

• INWLY

I Never Wanna Lose You

• INY

I Need You

• IOAB

I'm On A Boat

• IOH

I'm Outta Here

• IOI

Indication of Interest

I'm Over It

• IOKIYAR

It's Okay If You're A Republican

• IOM

Isle Of Man

• IOMW

I'm On My Way

• ION

In Other News

• IONO

Page | 249

I Don't Know

• IOU

I Owe You

• IOW

In Other Words

• IOYK

If Only You Knew

• IP

Internet Protocol

Intellectual Property

• IPA

India Pale Ale

Internet Protocol Address

• IPC

Ignore Post Count

• IPO

Initial Public Offering

• IPOD

MP3 player from Apple

• IQ

Intelligence Quotient

• IR

Infrared

Page | 250

Injured Reserve

• IRA

Irish Republican Army

• IRAH

Insert Relevant Acronym Here

• IRC

Internet Relay Chat

• IRCOP

Internet Relay Chat Operator

• IRDC

I Really Don't Care

• IRDK

I Really Don't Know

• IRIE

Feeling good, alright

• IRL

In Real Life

• IRLY

I Really Like You

• IRMC

I Rest My Case

• IRS

Internal Revenue Service

• ISA

Page | 251

Inshaa Allah (Arabic), OK

• ISB

I'm So Bored

• ISDN

Integrated Services Digital Network

• ISH

Shit

Suffix indicating vagueness

• ISHK

I Should Have Known

• ISLY

I Still Love You

• ISO

In Search Of

• ISP

Internet Service Provider

• ISS

International Space Station

I'm So Sorry

• ISSN

International Standard Serial Number

• ISTG

I Swear To God

• ISTM

Page | 252

It Seems To Me

• ISTR

I Seem To Recall

• ISWYDT

I See What You Did There

• ISWYM

I See What You Mean

• IT

Information Technology

• ITA

I Totally Agree

• ITAI

I'll Think About It

• ITALY

I Trust And Love You

• ITC

In This Channel

In That Case

• ITE

Alright? (Hello)

• ITILU

I Think I Love You

• ITILY

I Think I Love You

Page | 253

• ITK

In The Know

• ITMA

It's That Man Again

• ITN

I Think Not

• ITOY

I'm Thinking Of You

• ITP

Inside The Perimeter

• ITS

I Think/Thought So

• ITT

In This Thread

• ITTET

In These Tough Economic Times

• ITV

Independent TV (UK)

• ITYF

I Think You'll Find

• ITYL

I'll Tell You Later

• ITYM

I Think You Mean

Page | 254

• ITYS

I Told You So

• ITZ

It's

In The Zone

• IV

Four (Roman)

Intravenous

• IVF

In Vitro Fertilization

• IWALY

I Will Always Love You

• IWHI

I Would Hit It

• IWIK

I Wish I Knew

• IWM

It Wasn't Me

• IWTD

I Want To Die

• IWY

I Want You

• IYA

Hiya, hello

Page | 255

• IYAM

If You Ask Me

• IYBTYBA

If You Believe That, You'll Believe Anything

• IYD

In Your Dreams

• IYDK

If You Didn't Know

• IYDM

If You Don't Mind

• IYF

In Your Face

• IYH

In Your Head

• IYKWIM

If You Know What I Mean

• IYL

If You're Lucky

It's Your Life

• IYO

In Your Opinion

• IYQ

I Like You

• IYSS

Page | 256

If You Say So

• IYSWIM

If You See What I Mean

• IYT

All right

• IYTE

All right

• IYTT

If You Think That

• IYW

If You Want/Will

• IZ

Is, it's

• J

Joking

• J CAT

Category J - mentally unstable person

• J DUB

Jehovah's Witness

• J/K

same as JK

• J2LUK

Just To Let You Know

Page | 257

• J2LYK

Just To Let You Know

• J4F

Just For Fun

• J4L

Just for Laughs

• JA

Yes (German)

• JACK WAGON

Loser

• JACKASS

Stupid person, idiot

• JAILBREAK

Crack an iPhone

• JAJA

Spanish laugh

• JAM

Just A Minute.

• JAMBO

Hello (Swahili)

• JAND

England (Nigerian)

• JANK

Worthless, useless

Page | 258

• JANOE

I Know

• JAP

Jewish American Princess

Person from Japan

• JAPAN

Just Always Pray At Night

• JARRIN

Annoying

• JAS

Just A Second

• JAT

Just A Thought

• JATQ

Just Answer The Question

• JAVA

Programming language

Coffee

• JAWN

Thing

• JB

Jail Bait

Jonas Brothers

• JBH

Page | 259

Just Being Honest

• JBT

Jack-Booted Thug

• JBY

Just Be Yourself

• JC

Jesus Christ

Just Curious

Just Chilling

• JD

Jack Daniel's

• JDI

Just Do It

• JDM

Japanese Domestic Market

• JEAL

Jealous

• JEET

Did you eat?

• JEEZ

Expression of annoyance

Jesus

• JEJE

Hispanic LOL

Page | 260

• JEJEMON

People who type stupidly

• JEL

Jealous

• JELLO

Jealous

• JELLY

Jealous

• JERK

Idiot

• JEST

Joke

• JET

Leave quickly

• JEWFRO

Curly Jewish hair style

• JFF

Just For Fun

• JFK

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

New York airport

Just For Kicks

• JFN

Page | 261

Just For Now

• JFTR

Just For The Record

• JFY

Just For You

• JFYI

Just For Your Information

• JGH

Just Got Home

• JGI

Just Google It

• JGL

Just Get Lost

• JHC

Jesus H Christ

• JHEEZE

same as OMG, wow

• JI

Very, sort of

• JIC

Just In Case

• JICYDK

Just In Case You Didn't Know

Page | 262

• JIFF

Cocaine

• JIFFY

Short period of time

• JIT

Young gangster

Just In Time

• JJ

Just Joking

• JJJ

Australian radio station

• JK

Just Kidding

• JKL

Just Kidding Loser

Just Kidding, LOL

• JKN

Joking

• JKS

Jokes

• JKZ

Jokes

• JLS

Page | 263

Jack the Lad Swing (band)

• JLT

Just like that

• JLY

Jesus Loves You

• JLYK

Just Letting You Know

• JM

Just Messing

• JMA

Just Messing Around

• JMHO

Just My Humble Opinion

• JML

Just My Luck

• JMO

Just My Opinion

• JMS

Just Making Sure

• JMT

Just My Thoughts

• JN

Just Now

• JO

Page | 264

Yo

• JOANING

Putting someone down, making fun of

• JOCKER

Someone who copies another's style

• JOHN DOE

General term for a man

• JOINT

Rolled marijuana cigarette

• JONES

Craving, desire

• JONESING

Craving, wanting really badly

• JOOC

Just Out Of Curiosity

• JORTS

Jean shorts

• JP

Just Playin'

• JPA

Just Playing Around

• JPEG

Joint Photographic Experts Group

Image file format

Page | 265

• JPG

Image file format

• JROTC

Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps

• JS

Just Saying

• JSU

Just Shut Up

• JSUK

Just So You Know

• JSYK

Just So You Know

• JTB

Just Too Bad

• JTC

Join The Club

• JTLYK

Just To let You Know

• JTM

Je t'aime (I love you)

• JTTY

Just To Tell You

• JTUSK

Just Thought You Should Know

Page | 266

• JUAD

Jumping Up And Down

• JUGGALO

Fan of ICP

• JUICE

Respect, power

• JUICED

Happy, excited

• JUNGLE FEVER

Attraction between people of different race

• JUNKIE

Addict

• JUZ

Just

• JV

Junior Varsity, amateur

• JW

Just Wondering

• JWAS

Just Wait And See

• JWD

Job Well Done

• JWG

Page | 267

Just a Wild Guess

• JWTK

Just Wanted To Know

• JWTLYK

Just Wanted To Let You Know

• JWW

Just Was Wondering

• JYEAH

Cool version of Yeah

• K

OK

• K1

The best, awesome

• K33L

Kill

• K3U

I Love You (I <3 U)

• KAFM

Keep Away From Me

• KAM

Gorgeous, sexy

• KAWAII

Cute, pretty (Japanese)

• KAY

Page | 268

Okay

• KB

Kind Bud

Kilobytes

• KBPS

KiloBytes per second

• KD

Kraft Dinner

• KEED

Kid, joke

• KEEL

Kill

• KEK

LOL in WOW

• KEN

Know (Scottish)

• KEW

same as KEWL

• KEWL

Cool

• KEWT

Cute

Page | 269

• KEY

Kilogram (of drugs)

• KEYGEN

Software serial number generator

• KEYS

Kilogram (of a drug)

• KF

Kinda Funny

• KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken

• KG

Kilogram

• KGB

Russian secret police

• KGO

OK, Go

• KH

Kingdom Hearts (RPG)

• KHUF

Know How You Feel

• KHYF

Know How You Feel

• KI

Page | 270

Kilogram (of cocaine/crack)

• KIA

Killed In Action

Know It All

• KICKS

Shoes

Thrills

• KIFF

Cool

• KIG

Keep It Gangsta

• KIK

A mistyped version of LOL

• KILLA

Good quality weed

• KIM

Keep It Moving

• KINDA

Kind Of

• KINGS

Drinking game

• KINO

Physical flirting, touching

Page | 271

• KIO

Knock it off

• KIP

Sleep

Bed

• KIR

Keepin' It Real

• KIRF

Keeping It Real Fake

• KIS

Keep It Simple

• KISA

Knight In Shining Armour

• KISS

Keep It Simple, Stupid

• KIT

Keep In Touch

• KITE

Mail received in jail

• KITTEN

Woman who dates older men

• KIU

Keep It Up

• KIV

Page | 272

Keep In View

• KIWI

A person from New Zealand

A small brown bird from New Zealand

Kiwifruit

• KJ

Killjoy

• KK

OK, cool

• KKK

Ku Klux Klan

• KKKK

Korean LOL

• KKZ

Okay

• KL

Cool

• KLKL

Cool Cool

• KLUTZ

Clumsy or stupid person

• KM

Keep Mum

• KMK

Page | 273

Kottonmouth Kings (band)

• KML

Killing Myself Laughing

• KMN

Kill Me Now

• KMP

Keep Me Posted

• KMS

Kill Myself

• KMSL

Killing Myself Laughing

• KMT

Kiss My Teeth

• KNO

Know

• KNOCK IT OFF

Stop it

• KNOCKED

Caught (selling drugs)

• KNOCKED UP

Pregnant

• KNOCKOUT

Stunning person or thing

• KNOT

Page | 274

Roll of paper money

• KNP

OK, No Problem

• KO

Knock Out

OK

• KOD

Kiss Of Death

• KOI

Koibito (Japenese for lover)

• KOKO

Most important thing

• KOL

Kingdom Of Loathing (Game)

• KOO

Cool

• KOOL

Cool

• KOOLIO

Cool

• KOOLS

Mentholated cigarettes

• KOS

Kill On Sight

Page | 275

• KOSHER

Good, OK

• KOTC

Kiss On The Cheek

• KOTH

King of the Hill (game)

• KOTL

Kiss On The Lips

• KOTOR

Knights Of The Old Republic (Game)

• KP

Korean Pride

• KPC

Keep Parents Clueless

• KPI

Key Performance Indicator

• KR

Kind Regards

• KRAM

Smoke weed

• KRO

Keep Right On

• KS

Kill Steal

Page | 276

• KTB

Ok, Thanks, Bye

• KTBPA

same as KTBSPA

• KTBSPA

Keep The Backstreet Pride Alive

• KTF

Keep The Faith

• KTHNXBI

OK, Thanks, Bye

• KTHX

OK, Thanks

• KTHXBAI

OK, Thanks, Bye

• KTHXBI

Okay, Thanks, Bye (usually used dismissively)

• KTY

Ok, Thank You

• KUDO

Misspelling of KUDOS

• KUDOS

Respect and recognition

Page | 277

• KUL

Cool

• KUSH

High grade marijuana

• KUTGW

Keep Up The Good Work

• KVM

Keyboard, Video, Mouse

• KW

Kilowatt

• KWAM

same as KWIM

• KWEL

Cool

• KWIM

Know What I Mean?

• KWL

Cool

• KYFC

Keep Your Fingers Crossed

• KYOOT

Cute

• KYS

Page | 278

Kill Yourself

• KYSO

Knock Yourself Out

• L

Laugh

• L2M

Listening To Music

• L2MS

Laughing To Myself

• L2P

Learn To Play

• L2PK

Learn To Player Kill

• L2R

Learn to Read

• L337

LEET in LEET speak

• L33T

Elite

• L4D

Left 4 Dead (game)

• L7

Square

Page | 279

• L8

Late

• L8ER

Later

• L8R

Later

• LA

Cantonese Exclamation

• LAA

Lad, mate

• LABTOP

Laptop

• LAD

Guy

• LAFS

Love At First Sight

• LAG

Slow response (computer, internet)

• LAGG

Defeat, PWN

• LAL

Laughing A Lot/Little

• LALB

Page | 280

Laughing A Little Bit

• LAM

Leave A Message

Run

• LAMBO

Lamborghini

• LAME

Stupid, Unoriginal

• LAMEO

Lame Person

• LAMER

Annoying person

• LAMO

Mispelling of LMAO

• LAMP

Hit

• LAN

Local Area Network

• LAND MINE

Ugly, skinny girl

• LAPPY

Laptop computer

• LARP

Page | 281

Live Action Role Play

• LART

Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool

• LASER

Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

• LAT

Living Apart Together

• LATA

same as LATERS

• LATE

Missed a period, possibly pregnant

Dead

• LATERS

See you later, goodbye

• LATERZ

See you later, goodbye

• LATM

Laughing At The Moment

• LAU

Laughing At You

• LAV

Lavatory, toilet

Love

Page | 282

• LAWD

Lord

• LAWL

same as LOL

• LAWLS

same as LOL

• LAWLZ

same as LOL

• LAX

Lacrosse

• LBC

Long Beach, California

• LBD

Little Black Dress

• LBDN

Look Busy Doing Nothing

• LBH

Let's Be Honest

Loser Back Home

• LBM

Little Big Man

Page | 283

• LBNL

Last But Not Least

• LBR

Loser Beyond Repair

• LBRS

Lower Blackrock Spire (WOW)

• LBS

Laughing But Serious

Pounds (weight)

• LBVS

Laughing But Very Serious

• LBW

Leg Before Wicket (cricket)

• LC

Lower Case

• LCD

Liquid Crystal Display

• LD

Link Dead (Disconnection From Internet)

• LDA

Long Distance Affair

• LDI

Let's Do It

Page | 284

• LDL

Long Distance Lover

• LDN

London

• LDO

Like Duh, Obviously

• LDR

Long Distance Relationship

• LDS

Latter Day Saint

• LE

Limited Edition

Law Enforcement

• LEAF

Marijuana

• LED

Light Emiting Diode

• LEDGE

Legend, legendary

• LEES

Very Attractive Man/Woman

• LEET

Chat room language

Elite

Page | 285

• LEGGO

Let's Go

• LEGIT

Real, legal

• LEKKER

Cool, sexy

• LEL

LOL

• LEMME

Let Me

• LENG

Weapon, gun

• LEO

Law Enforcement Officer

• LEV

Low Emission Vehicle

• LEVA

Traitor

• LEWL

LOL

• LF

Looking For

• LF1M

Looking For One More

Page | 286

• LFG

Looking For Group

• LFM

Looking For More

• LFMF

Learn From My Fail

• LFP

Looking For Party (in MMORPG)

• LFTSU

Look Forward To Seeing You

• LFW

Looking For Work

• LG

Little Girl

• LGD

Let's Get Drunk

• LGFB

Looks Good From Behind

• LGMH

Love Gives Me Hope

• LGO

Life Goes On

• LGT

Page | 287

Link Goes To ...

• LGTM

Looks Good To Me

• LH

Living Hell

• LHH

Laughing Hella Hard

• LHM

Lord Have Mercy

Lord Help Me

• LHYW

Like Hell You Will

• LI

Laughing Inside

• LIB

Liberal

• LIC

Like I Care

• LICKED

Drunk or high

• LIEING

Misspelling of 'lying'

• LIEK

Like

Page | 288

• LIFO

Last In First Out

• LIFTED

High

• LIG

Let It Go

• LIGIT

Legitimate

• LIHOP

Let It Happen On Purpose

• LIKE

Introduction to a quote

same as UM

• LIKKLE

Little

• LIL

Little

• LILABOC

Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

• LIMB

Laughing In My Brain

• LIME

Hang out, socialise

Page | 289

• LIMH

Laughing In My Head

• LIMM

Laughing In My Mind

• LIMO

Limousine, luxury car

• LINE

A line of a powdered drug

• LINGO

Language

• LIPSING

Kissing

• LIQ

Liquor

• LIRL

Laughing In Real Life

• LIS

Laughing In Silence

• LITE

Light

• LIU

Look It Up

• LIVE

Exciting

Page | 290

• LJBF

Let's Just Be Friends

• LK

same as LOLK

• LL

Laugh Loudly, LOL

• LLAP

Live Long and Prosper

• LLC

Limited Liability Company

Laughing Like Crazy

• LLH

Laughing Like Hell

• LLL

Loony Liberal Left

• LLO

Misspelt LOL

• LLOL

Literally LOL

• LLZ

same as LOLZ

Page | 291

• LM

Loud Mouth

• LMA

Leave Me Alone

• LMAM

Leave Me A Message

• LMAP

Leave Me Alone Please

• LMC

Let Me Check

Let Me See

• LMG

Light Machine Gun

• LMGTFY

Let Me Google That For You

• LMHO

Laughing My Head Off

• LMIRL

Let's Meet In Real Life

• LMK

Let Me Know

• LML

Love My Life

Page | 292

• LMO

Leave Me Alone

• LMOA

Misspelling of LMAO

• LMS

Like My Status

Last Man Standing

• LMSO

Laughing My Socks Off

• LMT

Let Me Think

• LMTAL

Let Me Take A Look

• LNIB

Like New In Box

• LO

Hello

Little One

• LOA

Leave of Absence

• LOADED

Drunk, intoxicated

Rich

Page | 293

• LOAF

Head

• LOB

Throw

Line Of Business

• LOCAL

Local public house, bar

• LOI

Laughing On the Inside

• LOK

LOL OK

• LOL

Laughing Out Loud

• LOLAGE

The act of LOL

• LOLAK

Lots Of Love And Kisses

• LOLCAT

Cat picture with silly caption

• LOLED

Past tense of LOL

Page | 294

• LOLING

The act of laughing out loud

• LOLK

LOL+OK

• LOLL

Laugh Out Loud Literally

• LOLLY

Money

• LOLO

Lowrider

Crazy

• LOLOL

Lots Of Laughing Out Loud

• LOLV

Lots Of Love

• LOLWUT

What?

• LOLX

same as LOL

• LOLZ

Laugh Out Loud (with sarcasm)

• LOLZA

Page | 295

same as LOL

• LOML

Love Of My Life

• LOMO

Lights Out, Missionary Only

• LOO

Toilet

• LOOL

Laughing Outlandishly Out Loud

• LOONY

Crazy

• LOOT

Money (often stolen)

• LOP

Stupid person

• LOPL

Misspelling of LOL

• LOQ

Laugh Out Quietly

• LORL

Laugh Out Really Loud

• LOS

Page | 296

Line Of Site

• LOTI

Laughing On The Inside

• LOTR

Lord of the Rings

• LOTRO

Lord Of The Rings Online (MMORPG)

• LOTTA

Lot of

• LOUD

Good quality marijuana

• LOVL

Laughing Out Very Loud

• LOW

Unfair, immoral

• LOW IT

Allow It, don't worry

• LOW KEY

Quiet

Don't tell anyone

• LOWE

Don't bother, forget it

• LOWRIDER

Page | 297

Vehicle with modified suspension often hydraulically controlled

• LOZ

Legend of Zelda

• LP

Long Play (record)

• LPG

Liquefied Petroleum Gas

• LPL

Misspelling of LOL

• LQ

Liquor

Lover's Quarrel

• LQI

Laughing Quietly Inside

• LQTM

Laughing Quietly To Myself

• LQTMS

Laughing Quietly To Myself

• LQTY

Laughing Quietly To Yourself

• LRF

Low Resolution Fox, attractive at a distance

• LRG

Page | 298

Lifted Research Group (clothing)

• LRL

Laughing Really Loud

• LS

Lovesick

Life Story

• LSA

D-Lysergic Acid Amide similar to LSD

• LSD

D-Lysergic Acid Diethylamide

• LSE

London School of Economics

Low Self-Esteem

• LSH

Laughing So Hard

• LSHIC

Laughing So Hard I'm Crying

• LSHMBH

Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts

• LSI

Limited Social Interaction

• LSMIH

Laughing So Much It Hurts

Page | 299

• LSP

Love Sick Puppy

• LSR

Loser

• LSS

Last Song Syndrome

• LSTM

Laughing Silently To Myself

• LTB

Looking To Buy

• LTD

Live/Living The Dream

• LTG

Learn To Google

• LTH

Love Truth Honor

• LTIC

Laugh Til I Cry

• LTL

Living The Life

• LTM

Laughing To Myself

• LTMA

Less Talk, More Action

Page | 300

• LTMQ

Laughing To Myself Quietly

• LTMS

Laughing To Myself

• LTNC

Long Time No Chat

• LTNS

Long Time No See

• LTNT

Long Time No Talk

• LTP

Lost The Plot

• LTR

Long term relationship

• LTS

Laugh To Self

• LTY

Laugh To Yourself

• LU

Love You

• LUA

Love You Always

• LUB

Love

Page | 301

• LUBB

Love

• LUBE

Lubricant

• LUFF

Friendly Love

• LUH

Love

• LUL

Lame Uncomfortable Laugh

• LULAB

Love You Like A Brother

• LULAS

Love You Like A Sister

• LULS

same as LOL

• LULZ

same as LOL

• LUMI

Love You, Mean It

• LUMU

Love You Miss You

Page | 302

• LURK

Read a forum but never post

• LURKER

Forum follower who never posts

• LURV

Love

• LURVE

Love

• LUSH

Drunk person

Great, brilliant

• LUSM

Love You So Much

• LUV

Love

• LUVVIE

Stage actor

• LUX

Luxury

• LV

Louis Vuitton

Las Vegas

Level

• LVL

Page | 303

Level

• LW

Lucky Win

• LWKM

Laugh Wan Kill Me (LOL)

• LWKMD

Laugh Wan Kill Me Die

• LWM

Laugh With Me

• LWP

Laughing With Passion

• LWT

Look Who's Talking

• LXG

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

• LY

Love You

• LY2

Love You Too

• LYAAF

Love You As A Friend

Love You Always And Forever

• LYB

Page | 304

Love You, Bye

• LYF

Love You Forever

• LYK

Let you know

• LYKE

Like

• LYL

Love You Lots

• LYLAB

Love You Like A Brother

• LYLAF

Love You Like A Friend

• LYLAS

Love You Like A Sister

• LYLMB

Love You Like My Brother

• LYLT

Love You Long Time

• LYM

Love You More

• LYMI

Love You, Mean It

• LYMYWY

Page | 305

Love You, Miss You, Want You

• LYR

Love You Really

• LYSM

Love You So Much

• LYT

Love You Too

• LZ

Landing Zone

• M$

Microsoft

• M&D

Mum and Dad

• M&M

Small chocolate candy

• M&S

Marks & Spencer

• M/F

Male/Female

• M/O

Make Out

• M2

Me Too

• M2AF

Page | 306

Message To All Friends

• M2D

Make my day

• M2FP

My Two( three , four etc...) Favorite People

• M3

BMW sports car

• M33T

Meet

• M4W

Man looking for a woman

• M8

Mate

• MA

Mom alert

Master of Arts

• MAC

Media Access Control

Macintosh

• MACHING

Going at maximum Speed (skiing or biking)

• MACK

Flirt

Page | 307

• MAD

Really, extremely

• MADD

Mothers Against Drunk Driving

• MAG

Magazine

• MAGGOT

Fan of the band Slipknot

• MAH

My

• MAL

Mean, bad, evil

• MAMAW

Grandmother

• MAMI

Sexy, Baby

• MAN U

Manchester United Football Club

• MANC

Person from Manchester

• MANDEM

Group of men, boys

• MANG

Man

Page | 308

• MANKY

Nasty, dirty

• MAP

Man-Alien-Predator

• MARK

Target, sucker

• MARY JANE

Marijuana

• MAS

Mildly Amused Smirk

• MASC

Masculine

• MASH UP

Song made from bits of other songs

• MATE

Friend

• MAUH

Kiss

• MAUI WOWIE

Marijuana, weed from Hawaii

• MAWOY

May Angels Watch Over You

• MB

Megabyte

Page | 309

• MBA

Masters of Business Association

Married But Available

• MBF

My Best Friend

• MBFAM

My Brother From Another Mother

• MBM

Married Black Male

• MBN

Must Be Nice

• MBO

Must Be Off

Management Buy-Out

• MC

Master of Ceremonies

• MCD

McDonald's

• MCL

Much Clown Love

• MCP

Male Chauvanist Pig

• MCR

My Chemical Romance (band)

Page | 310

• MD

Doctor of Medicine

Managing Director

• MDF

Medium Density Fiberboard

• MDMA

Ecstasy

• MDR

Mort De Rire (LOL in French)

• MDW

Memorial Day Weekend

• ME GUSTA

I like (Spanish)

• ME2

Me Too

• MEAN

Cool

• MEATHEAD

Muscular, but thick, person

• MEC

Dude

• MED

Medication

Page | 311

• MEDS

Medications

• MEETER

Person who likes to look at fat men

• MEG

Megabyte

• MEGO

My Eyes Glazed Over

• MEH

Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug

• MELT

Idiot

• MEME

An idea that spreads like a virus by word of mouth, email, blogs etc

• MENTHOL

Mint flavored cigarette

• MEP

Member of the European Parliament

• MER

Expression of boredom, nonchalance

• MERC

Mercenary

Injure or kill

• MERK

Page | 312

Kill

• MERT

Mate

• MESOS

Currency in the game Maple Story

• MESSRS

Messieurs (plural of Mister)

• METH

Methamphetamine (drug)

• MEX

Low grade marijuana from Mexico

• MFC

Mildly Fat Chick

Microsoft Foundation Classes

• MFEO

Made For Each Other

• MFG

Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)

• MFL

Marked For Later

• MFW

My Face When ...

• MG

Machine Gun

Page | 313

Milligram

• MGBY

May God Bless You

• MGS

Metal Gear Solid (game)

• MH

Map Hack

• MHBFY

My Heart Bleeds For You

• MHM

same as MHMM

• MHMM

Yes, sure, OK

• MHO

My Honest Opinion

• MHZ

Megahertz

• MI

Myocardial Infarction (heart attack)

Middle Initial

• MI6

Military Intelligence Service 6

• MIA

Page | 314

Missing In Action

• MIB

Men In Black

Mint In Box

• MIC

Microphone

• MID

Mid grade marijuana

Mobile Internet Device

• MIDI

Musical Instrument Digital Interface

• MIFF

Annoy

• MIH

Make It Happen

• MIHOP

Made It Happen on Purpose

• MIL

Mother In Law

• MILEAGE

Value for money

• MILL

Million (dollars)

• MIMO

Page | 315

Multiple Input Multiple Output

• MIN

Minute

• MINES

Mine

• MINGA

Minger, ugly person

• MINGER

Ugly person

• MINGING

Dirty, disgusting, ugly

• MINT

Nice, cool

• MINTED

Rich, wealthy

• MINX

Cheeky, mischievous girl

• MIP

Minor In Possession

• MIPS

Million Instructions Per Second

• MIRIN

Admiring

• MIRL

Page | 316

Meet In Real Life

• MISB

Mint (condition) In Sealed Box

• MISH

Missionary position

• MISO

My Internet Shut Off

• MISSION

Arduous or boring task

• MIT

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

• MIXOLOGY

Study of mixing drinks

• MIZ

Miserable

• MJ

Michael Jackson

Michael Jordan

Marijuana

• MK

Mm OK

• MKAY

Okay

• MKZ

Page | 317

Facebook (derogatory)

• ML

Much Love

• MLAS

My Lips Are Sealed

• MLB

Major League Baseball

• MLG

Major League Gaming

• MLIA

My Life Is Average

• MLIB

My Life Is Bro

• MLIG

My Life Is Great/Good

• MLIM

My Life Is Magic

• MLM

Multi-Level Marketing

Middle finger (mlm)

• MLP

My Little Pony

• MLS

My Life Sucks

Page | 318

• MLTR

Multiple Long Term Relationships

• MLYP

Much Like Your Post

• MM

Married Man

• MM2

Message Mode 2 (CS)

• MMA

Meet Me At...

• MMAMP

Meet Me At My Place

• MMC

MultiMedia Card

• MMD

Make My Day

• MMI

Me Myself and I

• MMJ

Medical Marijuana

• MMK

Mm OK

• MML

Page | 319

Made Me Laugh

• MMM

Expression of pleasure or contentment

• MMO

Short for MMORPG

• MMORPG

Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game

• MMS

Multimedia Messaging Service

• MMT

Makes Me Think

• MMV

Mileage May Vary

• MNC

Mobile Network Code

• MNF

Monday Night Football

• MNM

Eminem (rapper)

• MNT

Maybe Next Time

• MO

Modus Operandi (method of operation)

Page | 320

• MO PO

Mounted Police

• MOAB

Mother of All Bombs

Massive Ordnance Air Blast

• MOAR

More

• MOBA

Multiplayer Online Battle Arena

• MOBBING

Bullying

• MOBO

Motherboard

• MOC

Marriage Of Convenience

My Own Creation

• MODEM

Modulator-Demodulator

• MOH

My Other Half

• MOI

Me (French)

• MOJO

Sex appeal

Page | 321

Charm, spell

• MOL

More Or Less

• MOLL

Gangster's GF

• MON

Man

• MONG

Complete idiot

• MONROE

Piercing between nose and upper lip

• MOO

Matter of Opinion

My Own Opinion

• MOOLAH

Money

• MOP

Hair on head

• MOQ

Minimum Order Quantity

• MORF

Male or Female

• MOS

Page | 322

Mom Over Shoulder

• MOSH

Push/shove at rock/punk concert

• MOSS

Relax, chill

• MOT

Ministry Of Transport test for car safety

• MOTA

Marijuana, weed

• MOTD

Message Of The Day

Match Of The Day

• MOTKU

Master Of The Known Universe

• MOTO

Master Of The Obvious

• MOTWYW

Make Of That What You Will

• MOU

Memorandum Of Understanding

• MOXY

Courage, confidence

• MP

Military Police

Page | 323

Member of Parliament

• MP3

Music file (MPEG Layer 3)

• MP4

Music/video file (MPEG Layer 4)

• MP5

Heckler and Koch submachine gun

• MPA

Music Publishers' Association

• MPAA

Motion Picture Assosciation of America

• MPE

My Point Exactly

• MPEG

Moving Picture Experts Group

Audio/visual file format

• MPG

Miles Per Gallon

• MPH

Miles Per Hour

• MPOS

Multiple Positions

Page | 324

• MPUA

Master Pick Up Artist

• MPV

Multi-Purpose Vehicle

• MR

Mentally Retarded

• MRA

Man bra

• MRE

Meal, Ready to Eat

• MRI

Magnetic Resonance Imaging

• MRP

Manufacturer's Recommended Price

• MS

Microsoft

Maple Story (MMORPG)

• MSDN

Microsoft Developer Network

• MSDOS

Microsoft Disk Operating System

• MSF

Male Seeking Female

Page | 325

• MSFAM

My Sister From Another Mister

• MSG

Message

Monosodium Glutamate

• MSI

Mindless Self Indulgence (band)

• MSM

Mainstream Media

• MSN

Microsoft Network

• MSR

Mulder/Scully Romance

• MSRP

Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price

• MST

Mystery Science Theater

• MT

Mistell (Gaming)

• MTA

More Than Anything

• MTB

Mountain Bike

• MTBF

Page | 326

Mean Time Between Failures (reliability)

• MTBMW

May The Best Man Win

• MTC

More To Come

• MTE

My Thoughts Exactly

• MTF

Male To Female

• MTFBWU

May The Force Be With You

• MTFBWY

May The Force Be With You

• MTG

Magic: The Gathering (game)

• MTH

Month

• MTL

Montreal, Canada

• MTLBWY

May The Lord Be With You

• MTO

Media Take Out (gossip website)

• MTUK

Page | 327

More Than You Know

• MTV

Music Television

• MTYK

More Than You Know

• MU

Multi User

• MUA

Make-Up Alley (website)

• MUAH

The sound of giving a kiss

• MUAHA

An evil laugh

• MUAHZ

Kisses

• MUAK

same as MUAH

• MUCHO

Much, very

• MUCK

Ugly

• MUD

Multi-User Dungeon, MMORPG

Page | 328

• MUD DUCK

Ugly woman

• MUDKIP

Water Pokemon

• MUDSHARK

White woman dating black men

• MUFC

Manchester United Football Club

• MUFFIN TOP

Fat spilling out over the top of pants

• MUG

Rob someboby

Face

Idiot

• MUH

Me/My

• MULA

Money

• MULLET

Hairstyle

• MULTI

Player with multiple online accounts

• MULU

Page | 329

Miss You, Love You

• MUM

Mom

• MUNTED

Drunk, intoxicated

• MURKED

Badly defeated, killed

• MURSE

Man purse

Male nurse

• MUSH

Friend

• MUSM

Miss You So Much

• MV

Music Video

• MVP

Most Valuable Player

• MW2

Modern Warfare 2 (game)

• MW3

Modern Warfare 3 (game)

• MWA

Kiss

Page | 330

• MWAH

Kiss

• MWC

Married With Children

• MWF

Married White Female

• MWHA

Kiss

• MWI

Mad With It (drunk)

• MWM

Married White Male

• MX

Motocross

• MY

Miss You

• MY BAD

(Flippant) apology

• MY BOO

My Boyfriend/girlfriend

• MY FOOT

Expression of disbelief

• MY SIZE

My type of girl

Page | 331

• MYF

Miss Your Face

• MYGGWY

May Your God Go With You

• MYL

Miss You Loads

• MYMP

Make Your Mama Proud

• MYOB

Mind Your Own Business

• MYODB

Mind Your Own Damn Business

• MYSM

Miss You So Much

• MYSPACE

A social networking site

• N

And

• N/A

same as NA

• N/C

Not Cool

• N/T

Page | 332

No Text (subject says it all)

• N00B

Newbie

• N1

Nice One

• N2B

Not Too Bad

• N2G

Need To Go

• N2K

Nice To Know

Need To Know

• N2M

Not Too Much

• N2MU

Nice To Meet You

• N3

No Name Noob

• N4P

Noob

• N8

Night

• NA

Not Available

Page | 333

Not Applicable

Not Announced

• NAA

Not At All

• NAB

NOOB

• NABD

Not A Big Deal

• NAC

Not A Chance

Not A Chain (letter)

• NACKER

Irish gypsy, traveller

• NACKERED

Tired, worn out

• NADA

Nothing

• NADDA

Nothing

• NAE

No

• NAGL

Not A Good Look

Page | 334

• NAH

No

• NAHMEAN

You know what I mean

• NAIJA

Nigerian

• NAIL IT

Complete, get right

• NAK

Nursing At Keyboard

• NALGO

Not A Lot Going On

• NALOPKT

Not A Lot Of People Know That.

• NAMASTE

Sanskrit greeting

• NAMBLA

North American Man/Boy Love Association

• NAMEAN

Do you know what I mean?

• NANA

Grandmother

• NANG

Cool, wicked, good

Page | 335

• NAO

Now

• NAP

Not A Problem

• NAPSTER

File sharing site

• NARF

Random interjection

• NARK

Informer

• NARP

Non-Athletic Regular Person

• NARU

Not A Registered User

• NAS

Network Attached Storage

• NASA

National Aeronautics and Space Administration

• NASCAR

National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

• NASDAQ

National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotation

• NASL

Name, Age, Sex, Location

Page | 336

• NATCH

Naturally

• NATI

Cincinnati

• NATM

Not At The Moment

• NATO

North Atlantic Treaty Organization

No Action Talk Only

• NATTY

Natural Light beer

Smart, good, cool

• NATTY LIGHT

Natural Light beer

• NAW

No

• NAWT

Not

• NAY

No

• NB

Not Bad

Nota Bene (Latin for please note)

• NBA

Page | 337

National Basketball Association

• NBC

National Broadcasting Company

• NBD

No Big Deal

• NBF

New Best Friend

• NBM

Nil By Mouth

Not Before Midnight

• NBSB

No Boyfriend Since Birth

• NBT

Nothing But Trouble

• NBTD

Nothing Better To Do

• NC

No Comment

No Choice

• NC-17

No Children under 17 (movie rating)

• NCAA

National Collegiate Athletic Association

• NCIS

Page | 338

Naval Criminal Investigative Service (TV show)

• NCMO

Non-Committal Make Out

• NCNS

No Call, No Show

• NCO

Non-Commissioned Officer

• ND

And

• NDA

Non-Disclosure Agreement

• NDI

Neither Do I

• NDN

Indian

• NDP

New Democratic Party

• NDR

Non-Delivery Report/Receipt

• NDS

Nintendo DS

• NE

Any

• NE1

Page | 339

Anyone

• NEA

National Education Association

• NEAT-O

Cool

• NED

Non-Educated Delinquent

• NEDM

Not Even Doom Music

• NEE

Maiden name indicator

• NEEK

A cross between a Nerd and a Geek

• NEET

Not in Education, Employment or Training

• NEFIN

Anything

• NEG

Negative

• NEGL

Not Even Gonna Lie

• NEI

Not Enough Information

• NEL

Page | 340

No (Spanish)

• NERD

Intelligent but socially inept person

• NERF

Weaken

• NES

Nintendo Entertainment System

• NET

Internet

• NETIQUETTE

Etiquette on the internet

• NETWORK

Two or more connected computers

• NEW

Clueless

• NEWAY

Anyway

• NEWB

Newbie

• NEWBIE

New Person

• NEWFAG

Newcomer

• NEWPORT

Page | 341

Cigarette brand

• NEY

No

• NF

Not Funny

• NFA

No Further Action

• NFI

No Freakin Idea

• NFL

National Football League

• NFM

No Further Message

• NFN

Normal For Norfolk

• NFS

Not For Sale

• NFT

No Further Text

• NFZ

No Fly Zone

• NG

No Good

• NGH

Page | 342

Not Gonna Happen

• NGL

Not Gonna Lie

• NGO

Non-Governmental Organization

• NGU

Never Give Up

• NH

Nice hand (poker slang)

• NHB

No Holding Back

No Holds Barred

• NHD

No Harm Done

• NHF

No Hard Feelings

• NHL

National Hockey League

• NHN

Not Here Now

• NHOI

Never Heard Of It

• NHS

National Health Service

Page | 343

• NIAMY

Never In A Million Years

• NIB

New In Box

• NIC

Network Interface Card

• NICE

National Institute of Clinical Excellence

• NICKED

Stolen

Arrested

• NICKER

Pound, quid (British currency)

• NIHAO

Hello (Chinese)

• NIK

Now I Know

• NIKE

American sportswear company

• NIMBY

Not In My Back Yard

• NIMROD

Stupid person, idiot

• NIN

Page | 344

Nine Inch Nails

• NINJA

Japanese warrior

• NIR

NOOB In Room

• NIT

New In Town

Idiot, nitwit

• NITE

Good Night

• NITM

Not In The Mood

• NIZZ

No

• NJ

Not Joking

Nice Job

• NK

No Kidding

Not Known

• NKOTB

New Kid On The Block

• NKT

Page | 345

Expression of annoyance

• NL

Netherlands

No Limit

• NLA

No Longer Available

• NLI

Not Logged In

• NLM

No Laughing Matter

• NLT

No later than...

• NLYG

Never Let You Go

• NM

Never Mind

Nothing Much

No Message

• NME

New Musical Express (magazine)

• NMF

Not My Fault

• NMG

No Mames Guey (OMG)

Page | 346

• NMH

Nodding My Head

• NMI

Need More Info

• NMJ

Not My Job

• NMJC

Not Much Just Chat

• NMJCU

Not Much, Just Chillin', U?

• NMN

No Middle Name

• NMO

Not My Opinion

• NMP

Not My Problem

• NMR

Not My Responsibility

• NMS

Not My Style

• NMT

Not My Type

• NMU

Not Much, You?

Page | 347

• NMW

No Matter What

• NMY

Nice Meeting You

• NN

Night Night

No Need

Not Nice

• NNITO

Not Necessarily In That Order

• NNTR

No Need To Reply

• NO

Misspelling of 'know'

No Offence

• NO BIGGIE

No big deal

• NO WORRIES

OK, no problem

• NO1

No-One

• NO1CURR

No-One Cares

• NO-BRAINER

Page | 348

Something that requires no thought before deciding

• NOC

No One Cares

• NOCAL

Northern California

• NOD

Doze off

• NOH

New Overhauled

• NOI

No Offense Intended

• NOK

Not Okay

No One Knows

• NOM

No Offence Meant

• NOMB

None Of My Business

• NOMMY

Good, delicious

• NOMNOM

Sound of eating

• NOMS

Food

Page | 349

• NON

Now Or Never

• NONG

Idiot, twit

• NONYA

None of Your (business)

• NOOB

New, inexperienced person

• NOOB TUBE

Grenade launcher attachment in COD4

• NOOBLET

Young NOOB

• NOOPS

Backward spoon

• NOP

Not Our Problem

No Problem

• NOPE

No

• NORCAL

Northern California

• NORLY

Page | 350

No, Really?

• NORM

Normal

• NOS

New Old Stock

• NOSA

No Sir, just kidding

• NOTA

None Of The Above

• NOTTIE

Unattractive person, not a HOTTIE

• NOU

No, You

• NOUT

Nothing (northern UK)

• NOV

Novice

• NOWT

Nothing

• NOYB

None Of Your Business

• NOYDB

None Of Your Damn Business

Page | 351

• NP

No Problem

• NPAA

No Problem At All

• NPC

Non Player Character (MMORPG)

• NPI

No Pun Intended

• NPNT

No Picture, No Talk

• NPO

Never Pull Out

• NPR

National Public Radio

No Purchase Required

• NPS

No Problems

• NPZ

No Problems

• NQR

Not Quite Right

• NR

No Reply

Page | 352

No Reserve

• NRA

National Rifle Association

• NRFB

Never Removed From Box

• NRG

Energy

• NRI

Non-Resident Indian

Non-Repairable Item

• NRL

National Rugby League

• NRN

No Reply Necessary

• NSA

No Strings Attached

• NSAW

Not Saying A Word

• NSF

Not Sufficient Funds

Not So Fast

• NSFA

Not Safe For Anyone

• NSFL

Page | 353

Not Safe For Life

• NSFV

Not Safe for Viewing/Vegetarians/Vegans

• NSFW

Not Safe For Work

• NSM

Not So Much

• NSN

Not So Nice

• NSW

New South Wales

• NT

No Thanks

• NTB

Not That Bothered

Not Too Bad

• NTBCW

Not To Be Confused With

• NTD

Nothing To Do

• NTFS

New Technology File System

• NTH

Nothing

Page | 354

• NTK

Need To Know

• NTL

NeverTheLess

• NTM

Not Too Much

Nothing Much

• NTMU

Nice To Meet You

• NTMY

Nice To Meet You

• NTN

No Thanks Needed

• NTS

Nothing To Say

Note To Self

• NTT

Name That Tune

Not Touching That!

• NTTAWWT

Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

• NTTU

Not Talking To You

• NTW

Page | 355

Not To Worry

• NTWF

Neopian Times Writers Forum

• NTY

No Thank You

• NU

No

• NUB

Someone who should know better

• NUF

Enough

Nothing

• NUFF

Enough

• NUFFIN

Nothing

• NUH

No

• NUKE

To attack with a nuclear weapon

• NUM

Tasty

• NUMPTY

Idiot

Page | 356

• NUNYA

None of Your (business)

• NUS

National Union of Students

• NUTCASE

Crazy person

• NUTZ

Nuts, crazy, insane

• NV

Never

• NVM

Nevermind

• NVMD

Never Mind

• NVN

Not Very Nice

• NVRM

Never Mind

• NW

No Way

• NWIH

No Way In Hell

• NWIM

Not What I Mean

Page | 357

• NWLY

Never Wanna Lose You

• NWNC

No Woman, No Cry

• NWO

New World Order

• NWOT

New Without Tags (eBay)

• NWS

Not Work Safe - for messages/sites containing adult content

• NWT

New With Tags

• NY

New York

• NYC

New York City

• NYE

New Years Eve

• NYERK

Replacement swearword

• NYF

Not Your Fault

• NYK

Not Yet Known

Page | 358

Now You Know

• NYOB

Not Your Own Business

• NYPD

New York Police Department

• NYSE

New York Stock Exchange

• NYT

Not Your Type

New York Times

• O

Ounce (of drugs)

• O RLY

Oh, Really?

• O&O

Over and Out

• O.O

Wide eyed

• O/

High five

• O/\O

High five

• O:)

Innocent, angelic

Page | 359

• O:-)

Innocent, angelic

• O_O

Confused

• O7

Salute

• OA

Over Acting

Over Achiever

• OAN

On Another Note

• OAO

Over And Out

• OAP

Old Age Pensioner

• OATUS

On A Totally Unrelated Subject

• OAUS

On An Unrelated Subject

• OB

Oh, Brother

• OBBY

Oh, Baby

• OBE

Page | 360

Overcome By Events

Out of Body Experience

Order of the British Empire

• OBGYN

Gynecologist (OBstetrics and GYNecology)

• OBHWF

One Big Happy Weasely Family

• OBO

Or Best Offer

• OBS

Obviously

• OBTW

Oh, By The Way

• OBV

Obviously

• OBVI

Obviously

• OBVS

Obviously

• OBX

Outer Banks North Carolina

• OC

Of Course

Original Character

Page | 361

Orange County

• OCD

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

• OCO

Oh, Come On

• OCT

On Company Time

• OD

Overdose

Over Doing it

• ODEE

same as OD

• ODG

Oh Dear God

• ODL

Oh Dear Lord

• ODST

Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (Gaming)

• ODT

On Dis Ting

• OE

Outlook Express

Operator Error

Page | 362

• OED

Oxford English Dictionary

• OEM

Original Equipment Manufacurer

• OFAY

Offensive term for a white person

• OFC

Of Course

• OFH

Old Folks' Home

• OFOC

Overwhelming Feelings of Concern

• OFWGKTA

Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All (rappers)

• OG

Original Gangster

Old Git

• OGIM

Oh God It's Monday

• OH

Other Half

• OHAC

Own House And Car

• OHAI

Page | 363

Oh, Hi

• OHIM

Oh Hell, It's Monday

• OHK

Oh,Ok

• OHKO

One Hit Knock Out

• OHN

Oh Hell, No!

• OHS

Operator Head Space

• OHT

One Handed Typing

• OI

Hey

• OIC

Oh, I See

• OIK

Unpleasant, unpopular person

• OIY

Hey

• OJ

Only Joking

• OJD

Page | 364

Obsessive Jonas (Brothers) Disorder

• OJT

On Job Training

• OK

Only Kidding

• OKEY DOKEY

OK

• OKI

Okey Dokey, OK

• OKIES

Okay

• OKW/E

OK What-Ever

• OL

Online

Office Lady

• OLD BAG

Grumpy old woman

• OLDFAG

Long established member of an online community

• OLED

Organic Light-Emitting Diode

• OLLG

One Less Lonely Girl

Page | 365

• OM

Old Man

• OM NOM

Sound of eating

• OMA

Oh My Allah

• OMB

On My Break

• OMD

Oh My Days

• OMDB

Over My Dead Body

• OMDZ

Oh My Dayz

• OMFSM

Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster

• OMG

Oh My God

• OMGA

Oh My Giddy Aunt

• OMGD

Oh My God Dude

• OMGNA

Oh My Gosh, Not Again

Page | 366

• OMGSH

Oh My Gosh

• OMGZ

same as OMG

• OMJ

Oh My Jonas (JB)

• OMJC

Oh My Jesus Christ

• OML

Oh My Lord

• OMS

Oh My Science

• OMSJ

Oh My Sweet Jesus!

• OMT

One More Thing

• OMW

On My Way

• OMWH

On My Way Home

• OMZ

Oh My Zeus

Page | 367

• ON

Drunk, high

• ON ONE

Under the influence of drugs

• ON9

Stupid (Chinese)

Online

• ONCO

Or Nearest Cash Offer

• ONE

One Love, goodbye

• ONG

Misspelling of OMG

• ONL

Online

• ONNA

Oh No, Not Again

• ONNTA

Oh No, Not This Again

• ONO

Or Nearest Offer

• ONOZ

Oh No

Page | 368

• ONS

One Night Stand

• ONTD

Oh No They Didn't

• ONUD

Oh No You Didn't

• ONYD

Oh No You Didn't

• OO

Object Orientated

Suprised

• O-O

Shock

• OOA

Out Of Ammo

• OOAK

One Of A Kind

• OOC

Out Of Control/Character/Context

• OOF

Out Of Office

• OOFT

Sound made when impressed by something

• OOH

Page | 369

Out Of Here

• OOI

Out Of Interest

• OOM

Out Of Mana (MMORPG)

• OOMF

One Of My Friends/Followers

• OOML

Out Of My League

• OOO

Out Of Office

• OOP

Out Of Place

• OOPS

Word said after doing something wrong

• OOS

Out Of Style

• OOSOOM

Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind

• OOT

Out Of Town

• OOTB

Out Of The Box

Page | 370

• OOTC

Obligatory On-Topic Comment

• OOTD

Outfit Of The Day

• OOTO

Out Of The Office

• OP

Original Poster

• OPA

Greek exclamation

• OPB

Other People's Business

• OPK

Other People's Kids

• OPM

Other People's Money

• OPPS

Misspelling of 'oops'

• OPS

Oops

• OPSEC

Operations Security

• ORG

Online Reality Games

Page | 371

Organization

• ORITE

Alright, hello

• ORKUT

Google's social network

• ORLY

Oh Really

• ORN

Oh Really Now

• ORZ

Frustration, despair

• OS

Operating System

• OSLT

Or Something Like That

• OSM

Awesome

• OSSIM

Awesome

• OST

Original Sound Track

• OT

Off Topic

• OTA

Page | 372

Over The Air

• OTAY

Okay

• OTB

Off The boat

• OTC

Over The Counter

• OTD

On The Dot

Out The Door

• OTE

Over The Edge

• OTF

Off Topic Forum

• OTFL

On The Floor Laughing

• OTH

Off The Hook

• OTK

Over The Knee

• OTL

like ORZ stick figure on hands and knees

Out To Lunch

• OTLTA

Page | 373

One Thing Led To Another

• OTM

Of The Moment

One Track Mind

• OTOH

On The Other Hand

• OTOOH

On The Other Other Hand

• OTP

One True Pairing

• OTR

On The Run

• OTS

On The Side

• OTT

Over The Top

• OTTH

On The Third Hand

• OTTOMH

Off The Top Of My Head

• OTW

On The Whole

• OTW

On The Way

Page | 374

• OTY

Over To You

• OTZ

same as ORZ

• OU

Open University

• OUCH

Interjection said when experiencing pain

• OUGHTA

Ought to

• OUNCE

28 grams of drugs (usually marijuana)

• OUTTA

Out Of

• OVA

Original Video Animation

• OVNO

Or Very Near Offer

• OVO

Obviously

• OW

Ouch

Other Woman

Page | 375

Oh, Well

• OWLING

Crouching and staring like an owl

• OWN

Beat, dominate (gaming)

• OWNED

Dominated

• OWNM

Oh Well, Never Mind

• OWT

Anything

• OWTTE

Or Words To That Effect

• OX

Sharp blade

• OXY

OxyContin (or oxycodone), painkiller

• OY

Oh Yeah

• OYB

On Your Bike

• OYE

Listen up

• OYG

Page | 376

Oh Your God

• OYO

On Your Own

• OZ

Australia

Ounce

• P

Penny, pence

• P!ATD

Panic! At The Disco (band)

• P&C

Point and Click

• P&L

Profit And Loss

Peace And Love

• P&P

Party And Play

Postage And Packaging

• P)

Pirate

• P/U

Pick Up

• P/X

Part exchange

Page | 377

• P2C2E

Process Too Complicated To Explain

• P2P

Peer To Peer

Pay To Play

• P45

Employment severance form (UK)

• P4P

Pound For Pound

• P90X

Type of workout schedule

• P911

Parent Alert

• PA

Personal Assistant

• PAC

Gangsta rapper Tupac Shakur

• PAD

House, room

• PAF

Phone A Friend

• PAN

Personal Area Network

• PANSY

Page | 378

Sissy, unmanly person

• PANTS

Rubbish

Trousers

Underpants

• PAPARAZZI

Photo-journalists

• PAPER

Money

• PAR

Disrespect

• PARA

Paralytic, very drunk

• PARTY POOPER

A person who ruins the mood with their attitude

• PATCH

Correction applied to a computer program

• PATD

Panic At The Disco (band)

• PATT

Party All The Time

• PAW

Parents are watching

• PAX

Page | 379

Peace

• PAYCE

Peace

• PAYE

Pay As You Earn

• PAYG

Pay As You Go

• PB

Personal Best

• PB&J

Peanut Butter and Jelly

• PBQ

Please Be Quiet

• PBR

Pabst Blue Ribbon (beer)

• PBS

Public Broadcasting Service

• PBUH

Peace Be Upon Him

• PBWU

Peace Be With You

• PBWY

Peace Be With You

• PC

Page | 380

Politically Correct

Personal Computer

• PC 4 PC

Picture Comment For Picture Comment

• PC4PC

Picture Comment For Picture Comment.

• PCB

Printed Circuit Board

Please Come Back

• PCD

Pussycat Dolls

• PCE

Peace

Goodbye

• PCI

Peripheral Component Interconnect

• PCM

Please Call Me

• PCMCIA

Personal Computer Memory Card International Association

• PCMIA

Personal Computer Manufacturer Interface Adaptor

• PCP

Phencyclidine, Angel dust

Page | 381

• PD

Public Domain

• PDA

Personal Digital Assistant

• PDBAZ

Please Don't Be A Zombie

• PDEA

Public Display of Elderly Affection

• PDF

Portable Document Format

• PDG

Pretty Damn Good

• PDOA

Public Display Of Affection

• PDP

Pretty Darn Precious

• PDQ

Pretty Damn Quick

• PDT

Pacific Daylight Time

• PE

Physical Education

• PEACE

Goodbye

Page | 382

• PEACE OUT

Goodbye

• PEAK

Humiliating

• PEANUT

Pet name for BF or GF

• PEAR

Pear shaped, wrong

• PEBCAC

Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer

• PEBCAK

Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

• PEBKAC

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

• PEEPS

People

• PEEPZ

People

• PEER TO PEER

Computer network without a central server

• PEERS

People in the same group, equals in age, background etc

• PEN

Page | 383

Penitentiary, jail, prison

• PENDEJO

Idiot, fool

• PENG

Good looking person

• PENG A LENG

Really sexy, very fit

• PEON

Low ranking person

• PEPS

People

• PER SE

By or in itself, intrinsically

• PERF

Perfect

• PERO

But

• PERV

Pervert

• PERVING

Flirting in a creepy way

• PERVY

Perverted, creepy

• PETA

Page | 384

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

• PEWPEW

Laser sound

• PFA

Please Find Attached

• PFB

Please Find Below

• PFC

Private First Class

• PFF

Expression of disagreement

• PFFT

Expression of dismissal

• PFT

An exlamation of disbelief

• PG

Parental Guidance

• PG-13

Parental Guidance if under 13 (movie rating)

• PGA

Professional Golfers' Association

• PGDA

Pretty Goddamn Awesome

• PGP

Page | 385

Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)

• PH

Pantyhose

• PHAIL

Fail

• PHAT

Pretty Hot And Tempting

• PHB

Pointy-Haired Boss (from Dilbert)

• PHD

Doctor of Philosphy

• PHEW

Expression of relief

• PHISHING

Scamming method used to get personal information

• PHOAR

Expression of lust, physical attraction

• PHONY

Fake object or person

• PHP

Personal Home Page

• PHR33

Free

• PHWOAR

Page | 386

Acknowledgement that a person is fit, sexy,hot

• PI

Greek letter

Ratio of circle's diameter to its circumference

• PIC

Picture

Partner In Crime

• PICNIC

Problem In Chair Not In Computer

• PIECE

Gun, weapon

Work of graffiti (masterpiece)

Pipe for smoking drugs

• PIF

Marijuana

• PIFF

Purple weed

• PIG

Police officer

• PIGS

The police

• PIMPL

Pee In My Pants Laughing

• PIN

Page | 387

Personal Identification Number

• PINCHED

Caught, arrested

• PING

Send a packet to a computer and wait for its return (Packet INternet Groper)

• PINK TOE

White girl

• PIPS

Easy, not difficult

• PIQ

Person In Question

• PIR

Parent In Room

• PISSED

Angry

Drunk

• PISSED OFF

Mad, angry

• PITCH

Contribute money

• PITME

Peace In the Middle East

• PITR

Parent In The Room

Page | 388

• PIX

Pictures

• PJ

Poor/Personal Joke

Cheap alcoholic beverage

• PJ'S

Pyjamas, night wear

• PK

Player Kill (MMORPG)

• PKB

Pot, Kettle, Black

• PKI

Public Key Infrastructure

• PKIT

Please Keep In Touch

• PKMN

Pokemon

• PKS

Painkillers

• PL

OK (typo)

• PL0X

Please

Page | 389

• PLA

People's Liberation Army

• PLANK

Idiot, stupid person

• PLANKING

Lying face down in an unusual place

• PLASTIC

Credit Card

• PLC

Public Limited Company

• PLEB

Commoner, inferior person

• PLH

Peace, Love and Happiness

• PLI

Potential Love Interest

• PLIES

American rapper

• PLL

Pretty Little Liar

• PLMA

Please Leave Me Alone

• PLMK

Please Let Me Know

Page | 390

• PLONK

Cheap wine

• PLONKER

Idiot

• PLOS

Parents Looking Over Shoulder

• PLOX

Please

• PLR

Private Label Rights

• PLS

Please

• PLU

People Like Us

• PLUMBUM

Plumber's crack

• PLUR

Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect

• PLX

Please

• PLZ

Please

• PM

Private Message

Page | 391

Post Meridiem (afternoon)

• PMA

Positive Mental Attitude

• PMB

Private Message Box

• PMC

Post Meal Cigarette

• PMD

Put Me Down

• PMF

Pardon My French

• PMFJI

Pardon Me For Jumping In

• PMIGBOM

Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth!

• PMJI

Pardon My Jumping In

• PMT

Pre-Menstrual Tension

• PMYMHMMFSWGAD

Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn

• PNG

Image file format

• PNL

Page | 392

Peace And Love

• PNP

Party and Play

• PNR

Passenger Name Record

• PNW

Pacific North West

• POA

Plan Of Action

• POCKET DIAL

Accidentally make a call with the phone in your pocket

• POCKO

Pocket

• POD

Passed Out Drunk

• POF

Plenty of Fish (dating site)

• POI

Point(s) Of Interest

• POIDH

Pics Or It Didn't Happen

• POKER FACE

Expressionless face

• POKEY

Page | 393

Prison

• POLY

Polyamory, loving more than one person at a time

• POMG

Oh My God (variation)

• PON

On

same as PWN

• PONED

Powerfully owned, dominated

• PONR

Point Of No Return

• POOL SHARK

Good pool player

• POP

Popular (music)

• POP A SQUAT

Sit down

• POP3

Post Office Protocol v3 (for email)

• POPO

Police Officer(s)

• POPPER

Page | 394

Amyl Nitrate

• POPPERS

Amyl nitrate (recreational drug)

• POPPIN

Going on, happening

• POPPING

Dance style

• POPS

Father

• PORCH MONKEY

Person who sits on their porch, lazy person

• POSE

Suppose

• POSS

Possibly

• POST

Hang out

• POT

Mariujana

• POT HEAD

Person who smokes WEED

• POTC

Pirates Of The Carribean

Page | 395

• POTO

Phantom Of The Opera

• POTS

Parents Over The Shoulder (parents watching, I can't really talk)

• POTUS

President of the United States

• POTW

Patient of the Week (House M.D.)

• POV

Point Of View

• POW

Prisioner of War

• POWN

same as PWN

• POZ

HIV positive

• PPB

Parts Per Billion

• PPC

Pay Per Click

• PPD

Post Potter Depression

Page | 396

• PPL

People

• PPLE

People

• PPLZ

People

• PPM

Parts Per Million

• PPPW

Per Person, Per Week

• PPS

Post-Post Script

• PPT

Microsoft PowerPoint

• PPU

Please Pick Up

• PPV

Pay Per View

• PR

Public Relations

• PRANG

Scared

• PRATT

Stupid person

Page | 397

• PRAWN

Girl who is good looking except for her face

• PREE

Watch, stare at

• PREGGERS

Pregnant

• PREGGO

Pregnant

• PREGO

Pregnant

• PREP

Prepare

• PRESH

Precious

Awesome, cool

• PRI

Pretty

• PRIT

Ugly

• PRO BONO

For (public) good (Latin)

• PROB

Probably

• PROBS

Page | 398

Probably

• PROBZ

Probably

• PROC

Programmed Random Occurrence

• PROD

Protestant

• PROG

Progressive rock music

Program

• PROJECT

same as HOOD

• PROLLY

Probably

• PROPS

Respect, recognition

• PROXY

Agent, middle man

• PRW

Parents Are Watching

• PRY

Probably

• PS

Page | 399

PhotoShop

Play Station

Post Script

• PS & QS

Pints and Quarts

Please and Thank Yous

• PS/2

Computer port for keyboard or mouse

• PS3

PlayStation 3

• PSA

Publice Service Announcement

• PSB

Please See Below

• PSD

Photoshop Data file

• PSH

Dismissive expression

• PSHAW

Expression of disbelief, scepticism

• PSI

Pounds per Square Inch (pressure)

Greek letter

• PSM

Page | 400

Personal Short Message

• PSN

Playstation Network

• PSP

PlayStation Portable

• PSR

Pretty Standard, Really

• PST

Please Send Tell

Pacific Standard Time

• PSTN

Public Switched Telephone Network

• PSU

Power Supply Unit

• PSYCHED

Excited, pumped up

• PT

Phantasy Tour

Physical Training

• PTB

Powers That Be

Pass The Buck

Please Text Back

• PTDR

Page | 401

Pete De Rire (French for LOL)

• PTI

Pardon The Interruption

• PTL

Praise The Lord

• PTO

Paid Time Off

• PTP

Pay To Play

Peer To Peer

• PTSD

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

• PTW

Play To Win

Professional Time Waster

• PUA

Pick Up Artist

• PUFF

Marijuana

• PUG

Pick Up Group

• PUKKA

Genuine, top quality

Page | 402

• PULL

Make out with

• PUMA

Woman who dates younger men

• PUMPED

Exhilarated, fired up

• PUNK

Music genre

• PURDY

Pretty

• PURPLE

Strong marijuana

• PUSH

Sell (drugs)

• PUV

Public Utility Vehicle

• PV

Promotional Video

• PVC

Polyvinyl Chloride, vinyl

• PVE

Player versus Environment (MMORPG)

• PVM

Page | 403

Player Versus Monster

• PVP

Player v Player

• PVT

Private

• PWD

Password

• PWEASE

Babyish form of Please

• PWN

Own, dominate

• PWND

same as PWNED

• PWNED

Owned, dominated

Perfectly Owned

• PWNT

same as PWNED

• PWOR

Proceeding With Orders Recieved

• PWP

Plot? What Plot?

Page | 404

• PWT

Poor White Trash

• PYP

Play Your Position

• PYT

Pretty Young Thing

• PZ

Peace

• Q

Thank You

• Q&A

Question and Answer

• Q1

First Quarter

Quake 1 (Game)

• Q4U

Question For You

• Q8

Kuwait

• QA

Quality Assurance

Question and Answer

• QANTAS

Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Service

Page | 405

• QB

Quarter Back

• QC

Quality Control

• QED

Quod Erat Demonstrandum (it has been proved)

• QFE

Quoted For Emphasis

• QFP

Quoted For Posterity

• QFT

Quoted For Truth

• QI

Quite Interesting

• QK

Ninja

• QL

Cool

Quietly Laughing

• QLD

Queensland

• QOS

Quantam Of Solace

• QOTD

Page | 406

Quote Of The Day

• QOTSA

Queens Of The Stone Age (Band)

• QP

Quarter Pound (of weed)

• QQ

Crying

Quit

• QQ4U

Quick Question For You

• QR

Queer

• QSL

Confirmed

• QT

Cutie

• QTPI

Cutie Pie

• QTY

Quantity

• QUACK

Doctor

• QUE

What?

Page | 407

• QWERTYUIOP

Bored

• R

Are

• R&B

Rhythm And Blues

• R&D

Replicate and Duplicate

Research and Development

• R&R

Rest and Relaxation

• R5

Region 5 (DVD region)

• RA

Resident Advisor

Resident Assistant

• RAC

Rock Against Communism

• RACHET

Crazy, nasty

• RAD

Radical, cool

• RADAR

Radio Detection And Ranging

Page | 408

• RAFL

same as ROFL

• RAGE

Party very hard, get wasted

• RAGO

Whatever, OK

• RAH

Pompous or superior person

• RAILS

Lines of cocaine

• RAK

Random Act of Kindness

• RAM

Random Access Memory

• RANDOM

Unexpected, unpredictable

• RANGA

Redhead (derogatory)

• RANK

Disgusting, gross

• RAP

Music genre

• RAPID

Page | 409

Cool, excellent

• RAPPER

Urban poet

• RAR

File compression type

• RAS

Remote Access Server

• RAT

Snitch, telltale

• RATM

Rage Against the Machine (band)

• RAWK

Rock

• RAWR

Right Answer, Wrong Reason

• RAZZ

Make fun of

Get drunk

• RBAU

Right Back At You

• RBAY

Right Back At You

• RBG

Revolutionary But Gangsta

Page | 410

• RC

Random Chat

Radio Controlled

• RCH

A very small unit of measurement

• RCON

Remote Console

• RCT

Roller Coster Tycoon

• RD

Real Deal

• RDJ

Robert Downey Jr.

• RDM

Random Death Match

• RDO

Regular Day Off

• RDR

Red Dead Redemption (Game)

• RDRR

Har-de-har-har

• RE

Regarding

• RED COAT

Page | 411

British soldier

Holiday camp worker

• REDBONE

Light skinned colored person

• REDNECK

Unsophisticated rural person from Southeast USA

• REDONCULOUS

Ridiculous

• REEFA

same as REEFER

• REEFER

Marijuana

• REEM

Gorgeous, sexy, nice

• REF

Refugee

• RE-GIFT

Pass an unwanted gift on to someone else

• REGS

Regular

Low quality marijuana

• REL

Relative

Page | 412

Irrelevant

• RELLIES

Relatives

• REM

Rapid Eye Movement

Rock band

• RENTS

Parents

• REP

Represent

Reputation

Repetition

• REQ

Request

Required

• RESH

Depressing

• RESTECPA

Respect (Ali G)

• RETRO

Old fashioned style

• REV

Make an engine go faster

Reverend

Page | 413

• REZ

Indian reservation

• RFC

Request For Comment

• RFI

Request For Information

• RFID

Radio Frequency Identification

• RFP

Request for Proposal

• RFT

Right First Time

• RFYL

Run For Your Life

• RGB

Red, Green, Blue

• RGDS

Regards

• RGR

Roger

• RH

Road Head

• RHCP

Red Hot Chili Peppers (Band)

Page | 414

• RHINO

Older man looking for a younger woman

• RHIP

Rank Has Its Privileges

• RIB

Make fun of

• RICE

Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements

• RICK ROLL

Trick someone with a link to Rick Astley video

• RIDIC

Ridiculous

• RIF

Reduction In Force

• RIFRAF

Common people, trailer trash

• RINGTONE

Sound a cell phone makes when receiving a call

• RINO

Republican In Name Only

• RIP

Convert music on CD to MP3s

Rest In Peace

• RIPPED

Page | 415

Well defined muscles

Stoned

• RIS

Received In Swap

• RITE

Right

Write

• RIYL

Recommended If You Like

• RKBA

Right to Keep and Bear Arms

• RL

Real Life

• RLF

Real Life Friend

• RLTW

Rangers Lead The Way

• RLY

Really

• RM

Remake

• RMA

Return Merchandise Authorization

• RME

Page | 416

Rolling My Eyes

• RMR

Remember

• RMT

Real-Money Trading

• RMV

Results May Vary

• RN

Right Now

Registered Nurse

• RNA

Ribonucleic Acid

• RNB

Rhythm And Blues

• RNG

Random Number Generator

• RNR

Rock 'N Roll

• RO

Ragnarok Online (MMORPG)

• ROACH

The end of a JOINT

Page | 417

• ROAR

Right Of Admission Reserved

• ROCKBAND

Music video game

• ROCKIN

Awesome

• ROCKS

Crack cocaine

• ROE

Rules Of Engagement

• ROF

Rate Of Fire

ROFL

• ROFC

Rolling On Floor Crying

• ROFL

Rolling On Floor Laughing

• ROFLCOPTER

LOL, ROFL etc

• ROFLOL

Rolling On Floor, Laughing Out Loud

• ROFTL

Page | 418

Misspelling of ROTFL

• ROG

Really Old Git

• ROGER THAT

I Understand, OK

• ROH

Ring of Honor (wrestling)

• ROI

Return on Investment

• ROLF

Rolling On Laughing Floor

• ROLL

Experience the effects of Ecstasy

• ROLLED

Robbed, beaten

• ROLLIN

High on drugs

• ROM

Read-Only Memory

• ROM COM

Romantic Comedy

• ROOTS

Type of Reggae music

Page | 419

• ROR

Raughing out Roud

• ROSES

Money

• ROTC

Reserve Officer Training Corps

• ROTF

Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)

• ROTFFNAR

Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason

• ROTFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing

• ROTFLOL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

• ROTGL

Rolling On The Ground Laughing

• ROTK

Return of the King (Tolkien)

• ROTM

Run Of The Mill

• ROW

Rest Of the World

• ROX

Rocks

Page | 420

• ROXOR

Rocks, Awesome

• ROXORZ

Rocks

• ROY

Relative of yours?

• ROZZERS

Police

• RP

Role Play

• RPC

Role Playing Chat

• RPF

Real Person Fiction

• RPG

Rocket Propelled Grenade

Role Playing Game

• RPM

Revolutions Per Minute

• RQ

Random Questions (Livejournal community)

• RR

Restroom

• RRD

Page | 421

Rick Rolled

• RRP

Recommended Retail Price

• RRR

Reading, 'Riting, 'Rithmetic

• RS

RuneScape, a MMORPG

• RSA

An encryption algorithm

• RSI

Repetitive Strain Injury

• RSN

Real Soon Now

• RSPB

Royal Society for the Protection of Birds

• RSRSRS

same as LOL

• RSS

Rich Site Summary

Really Simple Syndication

• RSVP

Repondez s'il vous plait (Please reply)

Page | 422

• RT

Retweet

Real Time

• RTB

Return To Base

• RTD

Ready To Drink

• RTE

National broadcaster in Ireland

• RTF

Return The Favour

• RTFAQ

Read The FAQ

• RTFI

Read The Flipping Instructions

• RTFM

Read The Flipping Manual

• RTG

Ready To Go

• RTHX

Thank you for the Retweet

• RTM

Read The Manual

• RTO

Page | 423

Radio Telephone Operator

• RTR

Roll Tide Roll

• RTS

Real Time Strategy

• RTV

Rock The Vote

• RTW

Ready To Wear

Round The World

• RU

Are You?

• RUA

Are You Alone?

• RUDEBOY

Gangster

Ska fan

• RUH ROH

Uh Oh, Scooby Doo style

• RUKM

Are You Kidding Me?

• RUMBLE

Brawl, fight

• RUO

Page | 424

Weak (Chinese)

• RUOK

Are You OK?

• RUS

Are You Serious?

• RUT

Are You There

• RV

Recreational Vehicle

• RVB

Red Versus Blue (popular web-series)

• RVR

Realm Versus Realm (MMORPG)

• RWL

Roaring With Laughter

• RWNJ

Right Wing Nut Job

• RWYS

Reap What You Sow

• RX

Prescription

• RYC

Regarding Your Comment

Page | 425

• RYN

Read Your Note

Regarding Your Note

• RYO

Roll Your Own

• RYT

Right, alright

• S&D

Search and Destroy

• S&M

Sadism and Masochism

• S&P

Salt and Pepper

• S/

Substitute first word with second

• S/B

Should Be

• S/N

Serial Number

• S/O

Shout Out

Significant Other

• S/T

Self Titled

Page | 426

• S^

What's Up

• S2

Love (heart shape)

• S2G

Swear To God

• S2R

Send To Receive

• S2S

Sorry To Say

Safe To Say

• S2U

Same To You

• S4S

Support For Support (MySpace)

• SA

Sibling Alert

• SAB

Smoking A Blunt

• SAD

Pathetic

Seasonal Adjustment Disorder

• SAE

Stamped/Self Addressed Envelope

Page | 427

• SAF

Single Asian Female

• SAFE

Something or someone good

• SAFM

Stay Away From Me

• SAG

Wear trousers low around the waist

• SAGE

Word added to a post to stop it getting bumped

• SAHM

Stay At Home Mom

• SALA

Idiot, moron

• SALAM

Peace (Arabic)

• SALTS

Smiled A Little Then Stopped

• SALTY

Upset, annoyed, embarrassed

• SALUT

Hi

• SAM

Stop Annoying Me

Page | 428

• SAMEFAG

Person with multiple aliases on forums

• SANGA

Sandwich

• SANK

Something

• SANS

Without (French)

• SAP

Sad And Pathetic

Fool

• SARCY

Sarcastic

• SARGE

Chat up

• SAS

Special Air Service

• SASE

Self-Addressed, Stamped Envelope

• SAT

Scholastic Assessment Test

• SATA

Serial Advanced Technology Attachment

• SATC

Page | 429

Sex And The City (TV show)

• SATS

Standard Attainment Tests

• SAUCE

Misspelling of 'source'

• SAUCED

Drunk

• SAVAGE

Brutal but awesome

• SAVVY

Do you understand?

Knowledgeable, well informed

• SAYONARA

Goodbye (Japanese)

• SB

Somebody

• SBD

Silent But Deadly

• SBF

Single Black Female

• SBI

Surrounded By Incompetence

• SBM

Single Black Male

Page | 430

• SBS

Step By Step

• SBT

Sorry 'Bout That

• SC

StarCraft (game)

Silent Chuckle

• SCALLY

Low life, trailer trash

• SCAM

Rip off

Make out

• SCART

Audio/Video TV connector

• SCH

School

• SCHEMIE

Someone from a council estate

• SCHWAG

Low grade marijuana

• SCNR

Sorry, Could Not Resist

• SCO

San Fransisco

Page | 431

• SCOFF

Food

Eat fast

Sneer

• SCOTUS

Supreme Court Of The United States

• SCOUSE

Relating to Liverpool

• SCOUSER

Person from Liverpool

• SCRAM

Go away

• SCRAP

Fight

• SCREB

Dirty, scruffy person

• SCRILLA

Money, cash

• SCRIM

Practice game

• SCRUB

Loser who thinks he's something

• SCUBA

Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Page | 432

• SD

Sweet Dreams

Secure Digital (memory card)

So Drunk

• SDK

Software Development Kit

• SDRAM

Synchronous Dynamic Random Access Memory

• SDSL

Symmetric DSL

• SE

Special Edition

• SEC

Second

• SED

Said

• SEEDS

Marijuana seeds

Children

• SEEN

I see, understood

• SEKKLE

Calm down

Page | 433

• SEO

Search Engine Optimization

• SEP

Somebody Else's Problem

• SES

Marijuana

• SESH

Session (drinking, smoking, gaming etc)

• SET

Division of a gang

• SETE

Smiling Ear To Ear

• SEVIE

Seventh Grader

• SEXPOT

Sexy Person

• SF

Science Fiction

San Francisco

• SFAM

Sister From Another Mister

• SFLR

Sorry For Late Reply

• SFP

Page | 434

Sorry for Partying

• SFSG

So Far So Good

• SFTBC

Sorry For The Broadcast

• SFW

Safe For Work

• SFX

Sound Effects

• SG2M

Sounds Good To Me

• SGO

Let's Go

• SGT

Sergeant

• SGTM

Sounds Good To Me

• SH

Same Here

• SHADDAP

Shut up

• SHADE

Casual, disrespectful

• SHADES

Page | 435

Sunglasses

• SHADY

Shifty, sly, sneaky

• SHAFT

Screw, rip off

• SHANK

Homemade knife

Stab

• SHAWN

Attractive man

• SHAWTY

Young girl/woman

• SHEILA

Woman

• SHERM

Cigarette dipped in PCP

• SHH

Be quiet, shut up

• SHINNY

Informal game of hockey

• SHIOK

Expression of happiness, pleasure

• SHIP

Page | 436

Romantic relationship

• SHIZZLE

Sure

• SHK

Should Have Known

• SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion

• SHMILY

See How Much I Love You

• SHO

Sure

Super High Output

• SHOOK

Scared, frightened

• SHOOP

Photoshop

• SHOPPED

Photoshopped, manipulated

• SHORTY

Girlfriend, attractive girl

• SHOTGUN

Front passenger seat

• SHOTTA

Thug, gangster

Page | 437

Drug dealer

• SHOULDA

Should have

• SHU

Secure Housing Unit

• SHUBZ

House party, rave

• SHUCKS

Expression of modesty or disappointment

• SHUG

Sugar

• SHURUP

Shut Up

• SHUSH

Shut up, be quiet

• SHUX

Shucks, expression of modesty

• SHWE

Should We

• SI

Stop It

Stupid Idiot

• SIA

Sorry I Asked

Page | 438

• SIAP

Sorry If Already Posted

• SIAS

Say It Ain't So

• SIC

Latin sicut (just as) - apparent mistake

• SICK

Awesome, cool

• SICS

Sitting In Chair Snickering

• SID

Acid, LSD

• SIDK

Sorry, I Didn't Know

• SIF

As If

• SIFS

Secret Internet Fatties

• SIG

Signature

• SIGH

Exhale depressedly

• SIKE

Page | 439

Indicating the previous statement is false

Psyche

• SIKED

Psyched, excited about

• SIL

Son-In-Law

• SIM

Subscriber Identity Module

• SIM CARD

Subscriber Identity Module for a mobile phone

• SIMMER

Relax, chill

• SIO

Bye

• SIP

YEP in Spanish

• SIS

Sister

• SITD

Still In The Dark

• SITREP

Situation Report

• SITTING DUCK

Page | 440

Vulnerable, helpless target

• SITU

Situation

• SIV

Bad goalie in hockey

• SIW

Someone Is Watching

• SIWOTI

Someone Is Wrong On The Internet

• SIZZLE

Drug OC, oxycontin

• SJ

Society of Jesus

San Jose

• SK8

Skate

• SK8R

Skater

• SKANKIN

Form of dancing

• SKEED

High

• SKEEN

I See, Seen

Page | 441

• SKENG

Knife

• SKETCH

Unusual, dubious

• SKEWL

School

• SKI

Spend Kids' Inheritance

Snort cocaine

• SKI INSTRUCTOR

Cocaine dealer

• SKIDADDLE

Go away

• SKINNY

Information, gossip

Thin

• SKINS

Cigarette papers

TV teen drama

• SKINT

Broke, having no money

• SKL

School

• SKN

Page | 442

OK, cool, whatever

• SKOOL

School

• SKU

Stock Keeping Unit

• SKUX

A guy who's good with women

• SKYPE

Internet telephone

• SL

So Lame

• SLA

Service Level Agreement

• SLAB

Slow Low/Loud And Bangin', customized car

• SLAP

Sounds Like A Plan

• SLAPPED

Drunk

• SLF

Sounds Like Fun

• SLFN

So Long For Now

• SLI

Page | 443

Scalable Link Interface

• SLICE

Eighth of an ounce (3.5 grams) of marijuana

• SLICK

Sharp, cool, smooth

• SLM

Salaam (hello)

• SLOL

Seriously Laughing Out Loud

• SLOSHED

Drunk

• SLR

Single Lens Reflex (camera)

• SLT

Salut, hello

• SLUGS

Bullets

• SLY

Still Love You

• SMACK

Heroin

• SMACKED

High on marijuana

• SMAD

Page | 444

Sad and mad

• SMDH

Shaking My Damn Head

• SMDHE

Some Mothers Do Have Em

• SME

Small/Medium Enterprises

• SMEG

All purpose swear word

• SMEXI

Smart and Sexy

• SMEXY

Smart and sexy

• SMFT

So Much For That

• SMG

Sub-Machine Gun

• SMGDH

Shaking My God Damn Head

• SMH

Shaking My Head

• SMHID

Shaking My Head In Despair

• SMIDSY

Page | 445

Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You

• SML

Screw My Life

Story of My Life

• SMOOCH

Kiss

• SMOOSH

Hug, squeeze

• SMS

Short Message Service

• SMT

Sucking My Teeth

• SMTH

Something

• SMTP

Simple Mail Transfer Protocol

• SMURF

Experienced gamer posing as a newbie

• SN

Screen Name

Side Note

• SN1

Spare No One

• SNAFU

Page | 446

Situation Normal, All Fouled Up

• SNAG

Sensitive New Age Guy

Sausage

• SNAIL MAIL

Regular postal service

• SNAKE

Snitch, back stabber

• SNAKE OIL

Fake medicine

• SNAKING

Flirting

• SNAP

Expression of dismay, surprise, joy etc

• SNC

Social Network Check

• SND

Search And Destroy

• SNF

So Not Funny

• SNIDE

Fake or counterfeit

• SNIFF

Cocaine

Page | 447

• SNIPE

Bid on eBay just before the auction ends

• SNITCH

Person who tells on someone

• SNK

Video game company

• SNM

Say No More

• SNOG

Kiss

• SNOOKIE

Pet name for BF or GF

• SNOUT

Cigarette

• SNOW

Cocaine

• SNR

Signal To Noise Ratio

• SNSD

Sho Nyo Shi Dae (Girl's Generation) Korean girl group

• SNYK

So Now You Know

• SO

Page | 448

Significant Other

Shout Out

• SO SO

Neither good nor bad, average

• SOA

State Of Alert (band)

• SOAD

System Of A Down (Band)

• SOAG

Son Of A Gun

• SOCKPUPPET

Person using a false identity

• SOCOM

Special Operations Command

• SOE

Sony Online Entertainment

• SOF

Soldier Of Fortune (Game)

• SOFT

Powdered cocaine

• SOG

Sea Of Green (cannabis growing)

• SOH

Sense Of Humor

Page | 449

• SOHF

Sense Of Humor Failure

• SOI

Statement of Intent

• SOIDH

Screenshot Or It Didn't Happen

• SOK

That's OK

• SOLID

Cool, awesome

• SOML

Story Of My Life

• SOMSW

Someone Over My Shoulder Watching

• SON

Close Friend

• SONAR

SOund Navagation And Ranging

• SOO

So

• SOOC

Straight Out Of Camera (not Photoshopped)

• SOOD

Cool

Page | 450

• SOOTB

Straight Out Of The Box

• SOP

Standard Operating Procedure

• SORN

Statutory Off Road Notification

• SORTA

Sort of

• SOS

Save Our Souls (Help!)

• SOTA

State Of The Art

• SOTD

Song Of The Day

• SOUND

Cool, awesome, good

• SOW

Female police officer

• SOX

Socks

• SOZ

Sorry

• SP2

Service Pack 2

Page | 451

• SPAM

Unsolicted email

• SPANNER

Idiot, fool

• SPARK

Set light to (marijuana)

• SPAT

Fight, argument, tiff

• SPAZ

Spastic

• SPCA

Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

• SPECTRE

Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion

• SPED

Someone who needs special education

• SPEXY

Sexy with glasses

• SPF

Strictly Platonic Friend

• SPIM

Instant Messaging SPAM

• SPINS

Page | 452

Effect of drinking too much

• SPIT GAME

Act of flirting

• SPITAL

Hospital

• SPLIF

A cigarette of tobacco and cannibis

• SPLIFF

same as SPLIF

• SPM

South Park Mexican (rapper)

• SPN

Supernatural (TV show)

• SPOC

Single Point of Contact

• SPOILER

Something you would've prefered to find out yourself

• SPOOF

Tube used to reduce smoking smells

• SPOON

Cuddle

• SPOT

Lend money

Page | 453

• SPOT ON

Absolutely correct, perfect

• SPQR

Senatus Populusque Romanus (the Senate and the people of Rome)

• SPRUNG

Obsessed with someone, in love

• SPST

Same Place, Same Time

• SPUN

Under the influence of methamphetamine

• SPURS

US Basketball team

UK football team (Tottenham Hotspur)

• SQL

Structured Query Language (for databases)

• SQTM

Smiling Quietly To Myself

• SQUARE

Cigarette

• SRH

Supporting Radical Habits (Clothing)

• SRM

Stark Raving Mad

• SRO

Page | 454

Standing Room Only

• SRS

Serious

• SRSLY

Seriously

• SRT

Street and Racing Technology

• SRY

Sorry

• SS

Screen Shot

• SSA

Subject Says All

• SSBB

Super Smash Brothers Brawl (game)

• SSBHM

Super Sized BHM

• SSC

Safe, Sane, Consensual

• SSD

Solid State Drive

• SSDD

Same Stuff Different Day

Page | 455

• SSID

Service Set Identifier

• SSL

Secure Socket Layer

See Subject Line

• SSWA

So Say We All

• ST

Something

• ST00F

Stuff

• STA

Surveillance and Target Acquisition

• STACK

$1000

• STAMP

OK

• STAN

Stalker Fan

• STANDARD

Of course, goes without saying

• STANG

Ford Mustang

• STAR

Page | 456

Friend, buddy

• STAT

Immediately (from Latin statim)

• STATS

Statistics

• STB

Soon To Be

• STBE

Soon To Be Ex

• STBY

Sucks To Be You

Sorry To Bother You

• STC

Subject to Change

• STEAL

Punch

• STEEZ

Style with ease

• STEEZE

Style with ease

• STELLA

Flirty girl

• STELLAR

Awesome, excellent

Page | 457

• STEM

Mix of STUD and FEM

• STEXT

Sexy text message

• STG

Swear To God

• STH

Something

• STHG

Something

• STHU

Shut The Hell Up

• STK

Shoot To Kill

• STM

Short Term Memory

• STMF

Stay Thirsty My Friends

• STML

Short Term Memory Loss

• STN

Spend The Night

• STOKED

Page | 458

Very happy, excited

• STR

Strength

Short Term Relationship

• STR8

Straight

• STRAP

Gun

• STROP

Sulk, tantrum

• STS

Smirk To Self

• STSP

Same Time Same Place

• STTN

Sleeping Through the Night

• STW

Search The Web

• STY

Same To You

• STYL

Speak To You Later

• SU

Shut Up

Page | 459

• SUBS

Subwoofers

• SUCKS

Is bad, is rubbish

• SUFI

Super Finger

• SUH

Sir

• SUIT

Businessman, boss

• SUL

See You Later

• SULA

Sweaty Upper Lip Alert

• SUM

Some

• SUM1

Someone

• SUMFIN

Something

• SUMMAT

Something

• SUP

What's Up

Page | 460

• SUPER

Very, really

• SURE

Yes (often sarcastic)

• SUS

Suspect, suspicious

• SUSS

Discover, understand

Suspicious

• SUV

Sport Utility Vehicle

• SUX

Sucks

• SVP

S'il Vous Plait (please in French)

• SVS

Someone Very Special

• SW

So What?

Star Wars

Street Worker

• SWAGG

Style, coolness, confidence

• SWAGGA

Page | 461

Style or personality

• SWAGGER

A person's style

• SWAK

Sealed With A Kiss

• SWALK

Sealed With A Loving Kiss

• SWAMBO

She Who Always Must Be Obeyed

• SWANK

Cool, classy

Single Woman And No Kids

Second Wife And No Kids

• SWAT

Special Weapons And Tactics

• SWEAT

Like, love

• SWED

Smoke Weed Every Day

• SWEET

Awesome

• SWEETIE

Pet name for BF or GF

Page | 462

• SWEETY

same as SWEETIE

• SWEXY

Sweet and sexy

• SWF

Single White Female

• SWIFT

Awesome

• SWIM

Someone Who Isn't Me

• SWISHER

Cheap cigar used for making BLUNTs

• SWIY

Someone Who Isn't You

• SWIZ

Con, rip-off

• SWIZZLE

Sweet

• SWK

Star Wars Kid

• SWM

Single White Male

Page | 463

• SWMBO

She Who Must Be Obeyed

• SWND

Sound

• SWOL

Well built, muscular

• SWOLE

Muscular, in good shape

• SWOT

Person who is always studying

• SWPF

Single White Professional Female

• SWT

Sweat

Sweet

• SWW

Slippery When Wet

• SWY

Sowwy (sorry)

• SXE

Straightedge (no drink, no drugs, no sex)

• SY

Sincerely Yours

• SYA

Page | 464

See You

• SYF

Shut Your Face

• SYG

Shut Your Gob

• SYITM

See You In The Morning

• SYK

So You Know

• SYL

See You Later

• SYM

Shut Your Mouth

So You Mad?

• SYNC

Synchronize

• SYNT

See You Next Time

• SYOTOS

See You On The Other Side

• SYRS

See You Real Soon

• SYS

See Ya Soon

Page | 465

• SYSOP

System Operator

• SYT

See You Tomorrow

See You There

• SYTYCD

So You Think You Can Dance

• SYWISY

See You When I See You

• T.T

Crying

• T^T

Crying

• T_T

Crying

• T2M

Talk To Me

• T2UL

Talk To You Later

• T2YL

Talk To You Later

• T4P

Thanks For Posting

• T4T

Page | 466

Tit For Tat

Thanks For Trade

• TA

Thank you

• TAB

Acid, LSD

Cigarette

• TABOO

Forbidden, not talked about

• TAC

Cannabis resin

• TAD

Small amount

• TADA

Exclamation when something is finished

• TAE

Trial And Error

• TAF

Tell A Friend

• TAFF

Person from Cardiff or Wales generally

• TAFN

That's All For Now

• TAG

Page | 467

Personal signature

• TAGL

There's a good lad

• TAHT

That

• TAI

Think About It

• TAKS

Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills

• TAL

Thanks A Lot

Try Again Later

• TANJ

There Ain't No Justice

• TANK

Large person, heavily built

• TANSTAAFL

There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch

• TAPPED

Crazy

• TAR

Not very pure heroin

• TARD

Retarded person

Page | 468

• TARDIS

Time And Relative Dimentions In Space

• TARFU

Things Are Really Fouled Up

• TASTY

Good looking

Cool, awesome

• TAT

Tattoo

Rubbish, junk

• TATA

Goodbye

• TATO

Alright, OK

• TATT

Tattoo

• TAV

Marijuana

• TAW

Teachers Are Watching

• TAY

Thinking About You

• TB

Text Back

Page | 469

• TBA

To Be Announced

• TBBH

To Be Brutally Honest

• TBC

To Be Continued

• TBCH

To Be Completely Honest

• TBD

To Be Decided

• TBE

To be Edited

• TBF

To Be Fair

• TBFU

Too Bad For You

• TBH

To Be Honest

• TBM

Tactical Boyfriend Mention

• TBMS

To Be More Specific

• TBNT

Thanks, But No Thanks

Page | 470

• TBQH

To Be Quite Honest

• TBR

To Be Real

• TBSS

Too Bad, So Sad

• TBT

Truth Be Told

• TBTF

Too Big To Fail

• TBTP

That's Beside The Point

• TBU

To Be Updated

• TBX

To Be Exact

• TC

Take Care

• TCB

Taking Care of Business

• TCBY

The Country's Best Yogurt

• TCCIC

Take Care 'Cause I Care

Page | 471

• TCFC

Too Close For Comfort

• TCFN

Take Care For Now

• TCFS

Too Cool For School

• TCG

Trading Card Game

• TCGB

Take Care, God Bless

• TCH

Sound of disagreement, frustration

• TCK

Third Culture Kid

• TCL

Tool Command Language

• TCOB

Taking Care of Buisness

• TCP

Transmission Control Protocol

• TCTC

To Close To Call

• TD

Touchdown

Page | 472

• TDDUP

Til Death Do Us Part

• TDDWP

Til Death Do We Part

• TDF

To Die For

• TDG

Too Damn Good

Three Days Grace (band)

• TDH

Tall, Dark, and Handsome

• TDI

Turbo Direct Injection

Turbo Diesel Injection

• TDL

To Do List

• TDM

Team DeathMatch

• TDS

Technical Dificulties

• TDWP

The Devil Wears Prada (Band)

• TDY

Temporarily Deployed for a Year

Page | 473

• TE AMO

I love you (Spanish)

• TEAL DEER

same as TLDR

• TEC

Tec 9 handgun

• TECH

Technician

Technology

• TEE

T-shirt

• TEEF

Steal

Teeth

• TEEN

Teenager, teenage

• TEH

The

Used to emphasise the next word

• TEHO

To Each His/Her Own

• TEK

Tek-9 machine pistol

Page | 474

Technique

• TEKKERS

Technique (in sport)

• TEMP

Temporary (worker, file, etc.)

• TEN

Person with a perfect body

• TEOTWAWKI

The End Of The World As We Know It

• TEVS

Whatever

• TEXT

An SMS message sent between cell phones

• TF2

Team Fortress 2 (Game)

• TFA

Thanks For Asking

• TFFW

Too Funny For Words

• TFL

Tip For Life

Transport For London

• TFLMK

Thanks For Letting Me Know

Page | 475

• TFLMS

Thanks For Letting Me Share

• TFLN

Texts From Last Night

• TFM

Total Frat Move

• TFM2KAU2FO

That's For Me to Know And You To Find Out

• TFS

Thanks For Sharing

• TFT

The Frozen Throne (Warcraft III)

Thin Film Transistor

• TFTA

Thanks For The Add

• TFTC

Thanks For The (Geo)Cache

• TFTI

Thanks For The Info

• TFTL

Thanks for the Link

• TG

Thank God

Transgender

Page | 476

Too Good

• TGAL

Think Globally, Act Locally

• TGE

Misspelling of 'the'

• TGFI

Thank God For the Internet

• TGI

Thank God It's ...

• TGIAF

Thank God It's Almost Friday

• TGIF

Thank God It's Friday

• TGIM

Thank God It's Monday

• TGOD

Taylor Gang Or Die

• TGP

Thumbnail Gallery Post

• TGTBT

Too Good To Be True

• THA

The

• THANG

Page | 477

Thing

• THANQ

Thank You

• THANX

Thanks

• THAR

There

• THC

Tetrahydrocannabinol, active ingredient in marijuana

• THE BOMB

Really cool

• THE NICK

Prison

• THICK

Well proportioned, not fat or skinny

• THIS

I agree

• THIZZ

Ecstasy

• THIZZING

Tripping on Ecstasy

• THIZZLE

Esctasy tablet

• THN

Page | 478

Then

• THNX

Thanks

• THO

Though

• THOU

You

• THRASH

Thrash metal (music style)

• THRU

Through

• THT

That

• THTH

To Hot to Handle

• THUG

Violent criminal

Person struggling to make something of their life

• THUMBNAIL

Small version of a picture

• THUMBS DOWN

Sign of disapproval

• THURR

There

Page | 479

• THWU

To Hell With You

• THX

Thanks

• TI

Texas Instruments

Rapper from Atlanta

• TI AMO

I Love You (Italian)

• TIA

Thanks In Advance

• TIC

Tongue in Cheek

• TID

Take It Down

• TIE

Take It Easy

• TIEM

Misspelling of 'time'

• TIF

That Is Funny

• TIFF

Argument, disagreement

• TIGHT

Page | 480

Close

Miserly

• TIIC

The Idiots In Charge

• TIL

Until

Today I Learned

• TIME

Tears In My Eyes

• TINA

Crystal Meth

• TINALO

This Is Not A Legal Opinion

• TINAR

This Is Not A Recommendation

• TING

Thing

• TINWIS

That Is Not What I Said

• TIOLI

Take It Or Leave It

• TIPSY

Slightly drunk

• TIRF

Page | 481

That/This Is Really Funny

• TIS

It Is

• TISA

That Is So Awesome

• TISNF

That is so not fair

• TITCH

Small person

• TITCR

This Is The Credited Response

• TITF

Take It Too Far

• TITT

Throw In The Towel, give up

• TIX

Tickets

• TJA

Hi (Swedish)

• TK

Team Killer

• TKD

Taekwondo

• TKM

Page | 482

Te Quiero Mucho (Spanish for I love you)

• TKO

Technical Knock Out

• TKS

Thanks

• TKT

Don't worry (French)

• TL

Talk Later

True Love

Team Leader

• TL;DR

same as TLDR

• TL;DW

same as TLDW

• TLA

Three Letter Acronym

• TLC

Tender Loving Care

• TLD

Top Level Domain

• TLDNR

Page | 483

Too Long; Did Not Read

• TLDR

Too Long; Didn't Read

• TLDW

Too Long; Didn't Watch

• TLGO

The List Goes On

• TLI

Too Little Information

• TLK

Talk

• TLND

True Love Never Dies

• TLOL

Truly Laughing Out Loud

• TM

Text Message

Text Me

Trademark

• TMA

Take My Advice

• TMAI

Tell Me About It

• TMB

Page | 484

Text Me Back

• TMD

Damn in Chinese

Too Much Detail

• TME

Too Much Effort

• TMF

Too Much Forehead

• TMH

Touch My Hand

• TMI

Too Much Information

• TMK

To My Knowledge

• TML

Thank Me Later

Text Me Later

• TMM

Tell Me More

• TMNT

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

• TMO

Tomorrow

• TMP

Page | 485

Tactical Machine Pistol

• TMR

Tomorrow

• TMRW

Tomorrow

• TMS

Too Much Swag(ger)

• TMSIDK

Tell Me Something I Don't Know

• TMTC

Too Many To Count

• TMTH

Too Much To Handle

• TMTOWTDI

There's More Than One Way To Do It

• TMTT

Too Much To Text

• TMW

Tomorrow

• TMY

Tell Me Why

• TMZ

Celebrity news

• TNA

Page | 486

Total Nonstop Action

• TNBM

True Norwegian Black Metal

• TNF

That's Not Funny

• TNL

To Next Level

• TNO

Trust No One

• TNOP

Totally Not Our Problem

• TNOT

Take Note Of That

• TNSTAAFL

There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

• TNT

Til Next Time

• TNTM

That's News To Me

• TNX

Thanks

• TO

Time Out

• TO BOOT

Page | 487

As well, also

• TOASTIE

Toasted sandwich

• TOC

Table Of Contents

• TOD

Time Of Death

Time Of Day

• TOEFL

Test Of English as a Foreign Language

• TOFTT

Take One For The Team

• TOH

The Other Half

• TOKE

Inhale marijuana smoke

• TOL

Thinking Out Loud

Thinking Of Laughing

• TOM

Time Of Month

• TOMBOUT

Talking About

• TOMO

Page | 488

Tomorrow

• TOMOZ

Tomorrow

• TON

One hundred

• TONG

Asian gangster

• TONK

Strong, muscular

• TOOC

Totally Out Of Control

• TOODLE

Goodbye, toodle-pip

• TOOL

Person of low intelligence, a fool

• TOON

Online character in RPG

• TOOTSIES

Toes, feet

• TOPPER

Person who always has a better story

• TOPS

Wonderful, fantastic

Page | 489

• TOS

Terms Of Service

• TOT

Small child

• TOTE

Carry

• TOTES

Totally

• TOTES PRESH

Totally Precious

• TOTGA

The One That Got Away

• TOTM

Time Of The Month

• TOTS

Totally

• TOTT

Think on These Things

• TOTUS

Teleprompter Of The United States

• TOTZ

Totally

• TOUCH

Beat, kill, rob

Page | 490

• TOUCHE

Said when admitting opponent has made a good point

• TOW

The Other Wiki (Wikipedia)

• TOY

Thinking Of You

• TP

Toilet Paper

Town Portal (diablo 2)

• TPAM

The Person Above Me

• TPB

The Pirate Bay

• TPE

Total Power Exchange

• TPK

Total Party Kill

• TPS

Totally pointless stuff

• TPT

Trailer Park Trash

• TPTB

The Powers That Be

• TQ

Page | 491

Thank You

• TQM

Te Quiero Mucho (I Like You A Lot)

• TR

Triple Rainbow

• TR00

True, loyal

• TRA

Bye

• TRDMC

Tears Running Down My Cheeks

• TRDMF

Tears Running Down My Face

• TREE

Marijuana

• TRG

Tiny Rascal Gang

• TRICKIN

Spending money on a girl

• TRIFE

Trifling, unimportant

• TRILL

True and Real

• TRIP

Page | 492

Experience when using a hallucinogenic drug

• TRIPPING

Under the influence of drugs

• TRM

That Reminds Me

• TROL

Police patrol

• TROLL

A deliberately provocative message board user

• TROLLING

The act of being a TROLL

• TROLOL

LOLING at somebody who is TROLLING

• TROTW

The Rest Of The World

• TROUT

Older man looking for a younger woman

• TRU

True

• TRU DAT

That is True, I agree

• TRUFAX

Page | 493

True Fact

• TRYNA

Trying To

• TSA

Transportation Security Administration

• TSB

True Story Bro

• TSIA

Title Says It All

• TSK

Sound of annoyance

• TSM

Thanks So Much

• TSP

Teaspoon

• TSTB

The Sooner The Better

• TSTL

Too Stupid To Live

• TT

Telegrahic Transfer

Till tomorrow

• T-T

Crying

Page | 494

• TT_TT

Crying

• TT4N

Ta Ta For Now

• TTBOMK

To The Best Of My Knowledge

• TTC

Trying To Conceive

• TTD

Textually Transmitted Disease

• TTEOT

Till The End of Time

• TTFAF

Through The Fire And Flames (song)

• TTFL

Ta Ta For Later

• TTFN

Ta-Ta For Now

• TTFW

Too Tacky For Words

• TTG

Time To Go

• TTGG

Time To Go Girl

Page | 495

• TTH

Trying Too Hard

• TTIWWP

This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures

• TTJASI

Take This Job And Shove It

• TTL

Thank The Lord

Time To Live (network cache)

• TTLY

Totally

• TTM

Talk To Me

• TTML

Talk To Me Later

• TTO

Time To Own

• TTP

To The Point

• TTR

Time To Relax

• TTT

Third Tier Toilet (bad school)

• TTTH

Page | 496

Talk To The Hand

• TTTT

These Things Take Time

• TTTTY

Time To Talk To You

• TTUL

Talk To You Later

• TTUS

Talk To You Soon.

• TTUTT

To Tell You the Truth

• TTY

Talk To You

• TTYF

Talk To You Forever

• TTYIAB

Talk To You In A Bit

• TTYL

Talk To You Later

• TTYM

Talk to You Mañana

• TTYN

Talk To You Never

• TTYRS

Page | 497

Talk To You Real Soon

• TTYS

Talk To You Soon

• TTYT

Talk To You Tomorrow

• TTYTT

To Tell You The Truth

• TTYVS

Talk To You Very Soon

• TUDE

Bad attitude

• TUFF

Rugged

• TUNE

Flirt

• TURF

Area, part of the neighborhood

• TUVM

Thank You Very Much

• TUX

The penguin Linux mascot

Tuxedo

• TVM

Thanks Very Much

Page | 498

• TWAIN

Technology Without An Interesting Name

• TWD

Texting While Driving

• TWEAKED

High on drugs

• TWEAKING

same as SPUN

• TWEEKER

A methamphetamine user

• TWEET

A post on Twitter

• TWEETER

Person who posts on Twitter

• TWF

That Was Funny

• TWFAF

That's What Friends Are For

• TWHS

That's What He Said

• TWIMC

To Whom It May Concern

• TWISTED

Page | 499

High and drunk

• TWIT

Foolish person

That's What I Thought

• TWITA

That's What I'm Talking About

• TWITCON

Profile picture on Twitter

• TWITTER

A social networking site

• TWITTER JAIL

Having reached your tweeting limit

• TWLOHA

To Write Love On Her Arms

• TWOC

Taken Without Owner's Consent

• TWOT

Total Waste Of Time

• TWS

Typical Woman Syndrome

• TWSS

That's What She Said

• TWT

Time Will Tell

Page | 500

• TWTMC

To Whom This May Concern

• TWU

That's What's Up

• TWYL

Talk With You Later

• TX

Thanks

• TXT

SMS message

• TY

Thank You

• TYB

Try Your Best

• TYFAYS

Thank You For All Your Support

• TYFYT

Thank You For Your Time

• TYG

There You Go

• TYL

Text You Later

• TYM

Thank You Much

Page | 501

• TYMBI

Thought You Might Be Interested

• TYPO

Typing mistake

• TYS

Thank You Sir

• TYSM

Thank You So Much

• TYSVM

Thank You So Very Much

• TYT

Take Your Time

• TYVM

Thank You Very Much

• U

You

• U.U

Expressing sympathy

• U2

You Too

• U2B

YouTube

• U2U

Up To You

Page | 502

• UA4I

You Asked For It

• UAE

United Arab Emirates

• UAK

You Already Know

• UARK

You Already Know

• UAV

Urban Assault Vehicle

• UB2

You Be Too

• UB3R

Uber, very

• UBD

User Brain Damage

• UBER

Ultimate, best (German for above)

• UBRS

Upper Black Rock Spire (WOW)

• UC&P

Up Close and Personal

• UCLA

Page | 503

University of California at Los Angeles

• UDI

Unidentified Drinking Injury

• UDK

You Don't Know

• UES

Upper East Side (of Manhattan)

• UFC

Ultimate Fighting Championship

• UFO

Unidentified Flying Object

• UG

Ugly

• UG2BK

You've Got To Be Kidding

• UGC

User Generated Content

• UGG

Ugly

• UGGO

Ugly person

• UGGS

Brand of boots

• UGH

Page | 504

Expression of disappointment or disgust

• UH

Expression of hesitation

• UHM

same as UH or UM

• UHQ

Ultra High Quality

• UHU

Misspelling of HUH

• UI

User Interface

• UIN

Unique Identification Number

• UK

Are You OK?

United Kingdom

• UKWIM

You Know What I Mean

• UKWUR

You Know Who You Are

• UL

Upload

Page | 505

• ULT

Last month (from Latin ultimo)

• UM

Expression of hesitation

• UMAD

Are You Mad?

• UMBJ

You Must Be Joking

• UMML

You Make Me Laugh

• UMTWTM

You Mean The World To Me

• UN

United Nations

• UNCE

Sound of club music

• UNDIES

Underwear

• UNESCO

United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization

• UNI

University

• UNICEF

United Nations Children's Fund

Page | 506

• UNIX

Computer operating system

• UNK

Crackhead

• UNO

You know

• UNTZ

Sound of a pulsing beat

• UO

Ultima Online (game)

• UPS

United Parcel Service

Uninterruptible Power Supply

• UPT

Uptown

• UR

Your

You Are

• URAQT

You Are A Cutie

• URGH

Expression of annoyance, displeasure

• URI

Uniform Resource Indicator, URL

Page | 507

• URL

Uniform Resource Locator, internet address

• URM

You Are Mad

• URP

Vomit, throw up

• URW

You Are Welcome

• URYYFM

You Are Too Wise (two y's) For Me

• US

United States

• USAF

United States Air Force

• USB

Universal Serial Bus

• USBM

United States Black Metal

• USC

University of Southern California

• USER

Someone who uses other people to gain an advantage

• USMC

United States Marine Corps

Page | 508

• USP

Unique Selling Point

• USPS

United States Postal Service

• USS

United States Ship

• USSR

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

• USW

Und So Weiter (German for etc)

• UT

Unreal Tournament

• UTC

Coordinated Universal Time

Under The Counter

• UTE

Utility vehicle, pickup truck

• UTF

Unicode Transformation Format

• UTFL

Use The Force, Luke

• UTH

Up The Hoods

• UTI

Page | 509

Urinary Tract Infection

• UTO

Unable To Obtain

• UTS

Under The Skin

• UTT

Under The Table

• UV

Unpleasant Visual

• UW

You're Welcome

• UWS

Upper West Side (of Manhattan)

• UY

Up Yours

• V

Very

• V.V

Sad

• V/R

Very Respectfully

• V4V

Vote For Vote

• V8

Page | 510

Engine type

Vegetable drink

• VA

Various Artists

• VAC

Valve Anti-Cheat

• VACA

Vacation, holiday

• VAIR

Very

• VANILLA

Unexciting, conventional

• VAT

Value Added Tax

• VATO

Dude (Mexican)

• VBG

Very Big Grin

• VBL

Visible Bra Line

• VBR

Variable Bit Rate

• VBS

Very Big Smile

Page | 511

• VC

Voice Chat

• VCD

Video Compact Disc

• VCR

Video Cassette Recorder

• VDU

Visual Display Unit

• VEETA

Money

• VEG

Sit around and do nothing

• VENT

Ventrilo (internet chat program)

• VERLAN

French reverse slang (from l'anvers)

• VERS

Versatile

• VET

Veteran

• VEXED

Angry, annoyed

• VF

VampireFreaks

Page | 512

• VFM

Value For Money

• VG

Video Game

Very Good

• VGA

Video Graphics Array/Adaptor

• VGG

Very Good Game

• VGL

Very Good Looking

• VHS

Video Home System

• VIBE

Atmosphere, ambience

• VIBIN

Hanging, chilling

• VID

Video

• VIG

Interest paid on a loan

• VIN

Vehicle Identification Number

• VIP

Page | 513

Very Important Person

• VIXEN

Attractive woman

• VIZ

Adult comic

Namely (videlicet in Latin)

• VJ

Video Jockey (like DJ with lights and video)

• VLOG

Video Log

• VLOGGER

Video blogger

• VLSI

Very Large-Scale Integration

• VM

Voice Mail

• VMI

Virginia Military Institute

• VN

Very Nice

• VNC

Virtual Network Computing

• VNH

Page | 514

Very Nice Hand (in online card games, especialy poker)

• VNS

Very Nice Shot

• VOA

Voice Of America

• VOD

Video-On-Demand

• VOIP

Voice Over IP - internet telephony

• VOM

Vomit

• VP

Vice President

• VPL

Visible Panty Line

• VPN

Virtual Private Network

• VR

Virtual Reality

• VS

Versus, against

• VTL

Visible Thong Line

Page | 515

• VTPR

View To Permanent Relationship

• VV

Very Very

• VVV

Refering to comment below

• VW

Volkswagen

• VWP

Very Well Played

Very Well Put

• W

George W. Bush

• W/

With

• W/E

Whatever

• W/O

Without

• W^

What's up

• W00T

Hurrah

• W2F

Page | 516

Way Too Funny

• W2G

Way To Go

• W3C

World Wide Web Consortium

• W4M

Woman looking for a man

• W8

Wait

• W8AM

Wait A Minute

• WA

Wife Agro

• WA GWAN

What's Going On

• WAA

Crying

• WAAM

What's going on, what's up

• WAAN

Want

• WACK

Low quailty, lame

• WADR

Page | 517

With All Due Respect

• WAEFRD

When All Else Fails, Read Directions

• WAFFLE

Pointless talk

• WAG1

What's Going On?

• WAGS

Wives And Girlfriends

• WAGWAN

What's Going On?

• WAGWARN

What's Going On?

• WAGWUN

What's Going On?

• WAH

Working At Home

• WAHM

Work At Home Mom

• WAJ

What A Joke

• WAL

What A Loser

• WALAHI

Page | 518

I swear to God

• WALE

Rapper

• WALLA

Voila (French for 'here it is')

• WALLAH

I swear to God in Arabic

• WALLHAX

Wall hack (allows a player to walk through walls)

• WALLY

Stupid person

• WAM

Wait A Minute

What A Mess

• WAMH

With All My Heart

• WAMHAS

With All My Heart And Soul

• WAML

With All My Love

• WAN

What A Newb

• WANNA

Want to

Page | 519

• WANNABE

Someone who wants to be what they are not

• WAO

Wow

• WAP

Wireless Access Point

• WAPCE

Women Are Pure Concentrated Evil

• WAREZ

Cracked/pirate software

• WAS

Wait And See

• WASH

Waste of time

• WASP

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

• WASTE MAN

Someone who is a waste of time and space

• WASTED

Drunk, stoned

• WASTEMAN

Worthless person, waste of space

• WAT

What

Page | 520

• WATP

We Are The People

• WAU

What About You?

• WAUD

What Are You Doing?

• WAVEY

Drunk, high

• WAVY

Well dressed

Very nice

• WAW

What A Wanker

What A Waste

• WAX

Without Any Experience

• WAY

Where Are You?

• WAYD

What Are You Doing

• WAYDRN

What Are You Doing Right Now?

• WAYLT

What Are You Listening To?

Page | 521

• WAYOA

What Are You On About?

• WAYTA

What Are You Talking About

• WAZ UP

What's Up?

• WB

Welcome Back

Write Back

• WBM

Wanna-Be Moderator

• WBN

Would Be Nice

• WBR

With Best Regards

• WBS

Write Back Soon

• WBT

Will Be There

• WBU

What About You?

• WBY

What (A)bout You?

• WC

Page | 522

Welcome

Water Closet, toilet

• WCB

Will Call Back

• WCD

What Chu Doing?

• WCG

World Cyber Games

• WCIS

What Can I Say

• WCS

Worst Case Scenario

• WCW

World Championship Wrestling

• WD

Well Done

• WD40

Multi-purpose lubricant

• WDC

What's Da Craic?

• WDIC

What Do I Care?

• WDITOT

Why Didn't I Think Of That

Page | 523

• WDMB

Will Do My Best

• WDOML

Worst Day Of My Life

• WDTM

What Does That Mean?

• WDUD

What Do You Do?

• WDUT

What Do You Think?

• WDY

Why Don't You?

• WDYE

What Did You Expect?

• WDYG

Where Did You Go?

• WDYM

What Do You Mean?

• WDYMBT

What Do You Mean By That?

• WDYS

What Did You Say?

• WDYT

What Do You Think?

Page | 524

• WDYW

What Do You Want?

• WDYWFM

What Do You Want From Me?

• WDYWTTA

What Do You Want To Talk About?

• WE

Whatever

• WEB

World wide web, internet

• WEBINAR

Web based seminar

• WEE

Small

• WEED

Marijuana

• WEEE

Exclamation of excitement

• WEF

With Effect From

• WEG

Wicked Evil Grin

• WEHT

What Ever Happened To?

Page | 525

• WEL

Whatever, Loser

• WELC

You're Welcome

• WELL

Very, so

• WELP

Well

• WEML

Whatever Major Loser

• WENG

Good looking

• WEP

Wireless Encryption Protocol

• WEPA

All right, cool, yeah!

• WERD

Expression of agreement

• WERK

Expression of approval, praise

• WET BACK

Illegal immigrant

• WEVA

Whatever

Page | 526

• W'EVER

Whatever

• WEWT

Alternative spelling of WOOT

• WEY

Dude, buddy

• WFH

Working From Home

• WFM

Works For Me

• WFYB

Whatever Floats Your Boat

• WGAT

Misspelling of 'what'

• WGO

What's Going On?

• WH

Wall hack (allows a player to walk through walls)

• WH40K

Warhammer Forty-Thousand (game)

• WHA

What

• WHACK

Page | 527

Bad

• WHALE

Punch, beat

• WHATCHA

What are/do you ...

• WHEEL

Chat up, pick up (a girl)

• WHEELING

Picking up women

• WHEW

Expression of relief or amazement

• WHIP

Expensive car

• WHIPPED

Controlled by girlfriend/wife

• WHISKEY TANGO

WT, White Trash

• WHITEWASH

Act like a white person

• WHIZ

Talented person

• WHO

World Health Organization

• WHOA

Page | 528

Expression of surprise

Slow down

• WHT

What

• WHUT

What

• WHYD

What Have You Done?

• WIA

Wounded In Action

• WIBNI

Wouldn't It Be Nice If

• WIC

Women, Infants and Children

World in Conflict (game)

• WICKED

Very, extremely

Cool, great

• WID

With

• WIDOW

same as WW

• WIF

Page | 529

With

• WIFEY

Serious girlfriend, wife material

• WIFF

With

• WIFI

Wireless Fidelity, wireless internet

• WIGGER

White person pretending to be black

• WII

Nintendo Game Console

• WIIFM

What's In It For Me

• WIKI

Collaborative web site

• WIKTT

When I Kissed the Teacher

• WILCO

Will Comply

• WIMP

Weak, cowardly person

• WINRAR

Winner

• WIP

Page | 530

Work In Progress

• WIR

When It's Ready

• WIRED

High on stimulants

Online

• WIT

With

• WITH

Where In The Hell

• WITW

What In The World

• WIUWY

What Is Up With You?

• WIV

With

• WIWWU

Wish I Was With You

• WIWWY

What Is Wrong With You?

• WIYP

What Is Your Problem?

• WJD

What Jesus Did

Page | 531

• WKD

Wicked

• WKND

Weekend

• WKS

Well Kept Secret

• WLAN

Wireless LAN

• WLD

Would

• WLM

Windows Live Messenger

• WLTM

Would Like To Meet

• WLYK

Will Let You Know

• WM

Woman Marine

• WMA

Windows Media Audio

• WMD

Weapons of Mass Destruction

• WMF

Page | 532

Wagging My Finger

• WMG

Warner Music Group

• WMJ

Wat maak jy? (Afrikaans - what are you doing?)

• WML

Wish Me Luck

• WMMOWS

Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!

• WMP

Windows Media Player

With Much Pleasure

• WNDITWB

We Never Did It This Way Before

• WNL

Within Normal Limits

• WNOHGB

Where No One Has Gone Before

• WNWY

What's New With You?

• WOAH

misspelling of WHOA

• WOAT

Page | 533

Worst Of All Time

• WOB

Waste Of Bandwith

• WOC

Women of Color

• WOE

What On Earth

• WOF

While On Fire

• WOG

Offensive term for a black person

A foreigner

• WOLS

Slow

• WOM

Women Over Mates

• WOMBAT

Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time

• WONK

Expert

• WONKY

Weird, not right

• WOO HOO

Expression of excitement

Page | 534

• WOOK

Dirty hippy

• WOOP

WOOT

• WOOT

Hurrah (Wow, Loot!)

Want One Of Those

• WOP

Offensive term for an Italian

• WOR

Our

• WORD

Ok, I agree, hey

• WORD UP

OK, I agree

• WORDS

Response to something you don't care about

• WORM

Malicious computer program

• WOS

Waste Of Space

Wife Over Shoulder

• WOT

What

Page | 535

• WOTAM

Waste of Time and Money

• WOTCHER

What are you up to? WU?

• WOTLK

Wrath Of The Lich King (WOW)

• WOTS

Word On The Street

• WOW

World Of Warcraft

• WOWZER

Exaggerated Wow

• WOZ

Was

• WP

Wrong Person

Well Played

• WPA

Wi-Fi Protected Access

• WPM

Words Per Minute

• WPWW

Page | 536

White Pride World Wide

• WR

Warm Regards

• WRT

With Regard To

• WRU

Where Are You?

• WRUD

What Are You Doing?

• WSA

Wow, Strong Arms

• WSIC

Why Should I Care?

• WSM

Woman Seeking Man

• WSP

What's up?

• WSS

Why So Serious?

• WST

We're Still Friends

• WSUL

Will See You Later

• WT

Page | 537

What

• WT?

What The ...? or Who the ...?

• WTA

Winner Takes All

• WTB

Want To Buy

• WTBS

With That Being Said

• WTD

What The Deuce?

• WTDT

What To Do Today

• WTDTA

Where They Do That At?

• WTFT

What The French Toast (polite WTF)

• WTG

Way To Go

• WTGP

Way To Go, Partner

• WTGP?

Want To Go Private?

Page | 538

• WTH

What/Where/Who The Hell

• WTHC

Who The Hell Cares?

• WTHIGO

What The Hell Is Going On?

• WTHIWWY

What The Hell Is Wrong With You?

• WTII

What time Is It?

• WTK

Want To Know

• WTL

Will Talk Later

• WTLW

Welcome To Last Week

• WTM

What's The Matter?

• WTMI

Way Too Much Information

• WTMW

Welcome To My World

• WTO

World Trade Organization

Page | 539

• WTP

What's The Point?

• WTT

Want To Trade

• WTTC

Welcome To The club

• WTTIR

When The Time Is Right

• WTTM

Without Thinking Too Much

• WTV

Whatever

• WTY

Why, Thank You

• WTYO

Whatever Turns You On

• WU

What's Up

• WUB

Love

• WUBU

What You Been Up to?

• WUBU2

What Have You Been Up To?

Page | 540

• WUD

What You Doing?

• WUF

Where are you from?

• WUG

What You Got?

Where You Going?

• WUGOWM

Will You Go Out With Me?

• WUH

What?

• WUL

Watched User List

• WULA

What're you Looking At?

• WUM

Woman

Wind-Up Merchant

• WUN

Bye

• WUP

What´s Up

• WUS

Wimp

Page | 541

• WUSS

Wimp, coward

• WUT

What

• WUU2

What are You Up To?

• WUUP2

What are You Up To?

• WUUT

same as WUU2

• WUV

Love

• WUW

What You Want?

• WUWCB

What do You Want to Chat about?

• WUWH

Wish You Were Here

• WUWT

What's Up With That

• WUWTA

What You Wanna Talk About?

• WUWTB

Page | 542

What You Wanna Talk 'Bout?

• WUWU

What's Up With You?

• WUZ

Was

• WW

White Widow (strong marijuana)

White Woman

• WW1

World War One

• WW2

World War Two

• WWBD

What Would Batman Do?

• WWCND

What Would Chuck Norris Do?

• WWE

World Wrestling Entertainment

• WWF

World Wildlife Fund

World Wrestling Federation (now WWE)

• WWIT

What Was I Thinking?

• WWJBD

Page | 543

What Would Jason Bourne Do?

• WWJD

What Would Jesus Do?

• WWOTW

Wicked Witch Of The West

• WWU

Where Were You?

• WWW

World Wide Web

• WWWY

What's Wrong With You?

• WWY

Where Were You?

• WWYD

What Would You Do?

• WWYDT

Why Would You Do That?

• WY

Why

Would You

• WYATB

Wish You All The Best

• WYBMV

Will You Be My Valentine?

Page | 544

• WYCM

Will You Call Me?

• WYD

What You Doing?

• WYDN

What You Doing Now?

• WYGOWM

Will You Go Out With Me?

• WYK

Would You Kindly

• WYL

Whatever You Like

• WYLABOCTGWTR

Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?

• WYLASOMWTC

Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?

• WYLSCWTW

Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine?

• WYM

Watch Your Mouth

What You Mean?

• WYMM

Will You Marry Me?

• WYP

Page | 545

What's Your Problem?

What's Your Point?

• WYR

Would You Rather

• WYS

What You Said

• WYSIWYG

What You See Is What You Get

• WYTA

What You Talking About?

• WYWH

Wish You Were Here

• WYWTA

What You Wanna Talk About

• X

Kiss

• X)

Happy, mischevious

• X.X

Exasperated, irritated, annoyed

• X]

Happy

• X_X

Dead

Page | 546

• X3

Cute face

• XAXA

Ha Ha

• XB

XBox

• XBF

Ex-Boyfriend

• XBL

XBox Live

• XC

Cross Counrty

• XD

LOL

• XHTML

Extensible Hyper-Text Markup Language

• XKCD

Web comic

• XLNT

Excellent

• XLR8

Accelerate

• XLS

MS Excel file extension

Page | 547

• XM

Extreme

• XML

eXtensible Markup Language

• XO

Hugs & Kisses

• XOXO

Hugs & Kisses

• XP

Windows operating system

• XS

Excess

Extra Small

• XT

Cross Training

• XTC

Ecstasy

• XVID

Video format

• XX

Kisses

• XXX

Kisses

• XYZ

Page | 548

Examine Your Zipper

• Y

Why?

• Y/N

Yes/No

• Y/Y

Yes/Yes

• Y2K

Year 2000

• YA

You

Yes

Young Adult

• YAAR

Dude, mate (Hindi)

• YADA

And so on, blah

• YAGB

You Ain't Grizz Baby (COD)

• YAHOO

Yob, lout

• YAHWEH

The name of God in hebrew

Page | 549

• YAK

You Already Know

• YAL

Girl (Hispanic)

• YALL

You All

• YALLA

Hurry Up (Arabic)

• YALLAH

Let's Go (Arabic)

• YANK

American

• YANKEE

American

• YANNO

You Know

• YANO

You Know

• YAP

Steal, rob

Young Asian Professional

• YAR

Yes

• YARD

Page | 550

Home

• YARLY

Yeah Really

• YAS

Emphatic Yes

You are Sexy

• YASNY

You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet

• YAT

Gril, woman

Where You At?

• YATB

You Are The Best

• YATK

You Are Too Kind

• YAW

You Are Welcome

• YAWA

Person who always uses the 'Away' status in IM systems

• YAWN

Boring

• YAY

Cocaine

Page | 551

Exclamation of approval

• YAYO

Cocaine

• YBS

You'll Be Sorry

• YBW

You've Been Warned

• YBWM

You Belong With Me

• YC

You're Cool/Cute/Crazy

• YCMIU

You Couldn't Make It Up

• YCMU

You Crack Me Up

• YDEK

You Don't Even Know

• YDG

You Dig?

• YDI

You Deserve It

• YDK

You Don't Know

• YDL

Page | 552

Yellow Dog Linux

• YDMS

You Don't Make Sense

• YE

Yes, yeah

You

• YEA

Yeah, yes

• YEAP

Yes

• YEH

Yes

• YELLO

Hello

• YELLOW BONE

Light-skinned black woman

• YEP

Yes

• YER

Your

Yes

• YERP

Yes, what's up, ok

• YESH

Page | 553

Yes

• YEW

You

• YEY

same as YAY

• YEYO

Cocaine

• YEZZER

Yes Sir

• YF

Your Friend

• YFW

Your Face When ...

• YG

Young Gangster

• YGG

You Go Girl

• YGI

You Got It

• YGM

You Get Me?

You've Got Mail

• YGP

Page | 554

You Got PWNED!

• YGPM

You've Got Private Message

• YGTBK

You've Got To Be Kidding

• YGTBKM

You've Got To Be Kidding Me

• YH

Yeah

• YHBT

You Have Been Trolled

• YHBW

You Have Been Warned

• YHGASP

You Have Got A Serious Problem

• YHL

You Have Lost

• YHM

You Have Mail

• YHU

You

• YID

Yes I Do

Page | 555

• YIKES

Expression of shock or surprise

• YINS

You guys, you all

• YITB

Yours In The Bond

• YJLTG

You Just Lost The Game

• YK

You're Kidding

• YKIMS

You Know It Makes Sense

• YKK

Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha (zipper manufacturer)

• YKW

You Know Who

• YKWIM

You Know What I Mean

• YKWIS

You Know What I'm Saying?

• YKYLM

You Know You Love Me

• YL

Young Lady

Page | 556

• YLM

You Love Me?

• YM

Yahoo Messenger

Your Mom

• YMBJ

You Must Be Joking

• YMCA

Young Mens Christian Association

• YMCMB

Young Money Cash Money Billionaires

• YMMD

You Made My Day

• YMML

You Make Me Laugh

• YMMS

You Make Me Smile

• YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary

• YMW

You're Most Welcome

• YN

Crossed fingers (MSN)

Page | 557

• YNK

You Never Know

• YNT

Why Not?

• YNWA

You'll Never Walk Alone

• YO

Your

Hi

Years Old

• YOB

Hooligan, thug

• YOKED

Well built, muscular, ripped

• YOLO

You Only Live Once

• YOMB

You Owe Me Big

• YOO

You

• YOOH

You

• YOUNS

You guys, you all

Page | 558

• YOUS

You, you guys

• YOUSE

You (plural)

• YOYO

You're On Your Own

• YP

Your Problem

Yes, Please

• YQ

I Like You

• YQW

You're Quite Welcome

• YR

Yea, Right.

• YRG

You Are Good!

• YRMV

Your Results May Vary

• YRS

Years

• YSI

You Stupid Idiot

• YSK

Page | 559

You Should Know

• YSL

Yves Saint Laurent

• YSMTU

You So Made That Up

• YSS

You Suck Severely

• YT

Are you there?

• YT?

You Think ?

• YTB

You're The Best

• YTD

Year To Date

• YTM

You're The Man

• YTMND

You're The Man Now, Dog (website)

• YTO

You're The One

• YTP

YouTube Poop

• YUCK

Page | 560

Expression of disgust

• YUCKY

Disgusting, gross

• YUH

Yes

You

• YUM

Said when something tastes good or is attractive

• YUMMY MUMMY

Attractive mother

• YUO

Misspelling of 'you'

• YUP

Yes

• YUPPERZ

Yes

• YUPPIE

Young Urban Professional

• YUS

Yes

• YVW

You're Very Welcome

• YW

You're Welcome

Page | 561

• YWCA

Young Women's Christian Association

• YWIMC

Your Wish Is My Command

• YWSYLS

You Win Some, You Lose Some

• YWU?

Yo Waz Up?

• ZA

Pizza

• ZAIN

Beautiful (Arabic)

• ZECH

Energy, life

• ZED

Zombie

• ZERG

Defeat enemy by outnumbering rather than strategy or skill

• ZIG ZAG

Cigarette paper

• ZILCH

Nothing, zero

• ZIMBO

Person from Zimbabwe

Page | 562

• ZING

Owned

• ZIP

Ounce of marijauna

• ZOMB

Zombie

• ZOMFG

OMFG (hit Z instead of Shift key)

• ZOMG

Same as OMG

• ZONKED

Very tired or inebriated

• ZOOT

Spliff, joint

• ZOOTED

High on drugs

• ZTA

Zeta Tau Alpha

• ZUP

What's up?

• ZUT

Damn it (French)

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• ZZZ

Sleepy, bored or tired

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