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A scientific study on Dickload measurement Dr. Miller Candalf Gingey Ty Dye Tranny January 17, 2015 Through exhaustive lab research and hours of tedious jacking off, we have achieved the most groundbreaking scientific discovery of our generation. Actually fuck that, it’s the most ground-breaking scientific discovery of every generation that has or ever will exist ever. If you don’t like it, go ahead and measure how much jizz you produce manually like we’ve always done. Φ= (69 - 1 q )t j t a ΣV k DM q = quality of activities (sexual) 1 q 100 t j = time since last jizz in seconds t a = length of arousal in seconds ΣV = sum of both ballumes (m 3 ) k DM = Dr. Miller constant 1.79x10 9 (s 2 ) Φ = Dickload (m 3 ) 1

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A scientific study on Dickload measurement

Dr. Miller Candalf Gingey Ty Dye Tranny

January 17, 2015

Through exhaustive lab research and hours of tedious jacking off, wehave achieved the most groundbreaking scientific discovery of our generation.Actually fuck that, it’s the most ground-breaking scientific discovery of everygeneration that has or ever will exist ever. If you don’t like it, go ahead andmeasure how much jizz you produce manually like we’ve always done.

Φ =(69 − 1

q)tjtaΣV

kDM

q = quality of activities (sexual) 1 ≤ q ≤ 100tj = time since last jizz in secondsta = length of arousal in secondsΣV = sum of both ballumes (m3)kDM = Dr. Miller constant 1.79x109(s2)Φ = Dickload (m3)

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