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vol. LXIII/ no. 60 / April 30, 2020 [email protected] | denisonbullsheet.com | @DUBullsheet The Bullsheet, a forum for news, humor, and community dialogue, is funded by DCGA and is printed each day that classes are in session. Submissions must be sent before 6:30pm for next day submission via e-mail to:[email protected]. Submissions herein solely reflect the opinions of the authors. We do not accept anonymous sub- missions, so please remember to include a full name or Slayter Box number. Edited last night by: Zach Delivered this morning by: DENISON 10/10: WOULD BECOME A DISCERNING MORAL AGENT AGAIN 1. Unfortunate grave stone placements Continues on back.... As i'm looking through photos to send to the senior video thing, I came across a few that i thought deserved to be in the video but most certainly will be rejected. Honestly some of them might be rejected by the bullsheet too who knows. REJECTED SENIOR VIDEO PHOTOS Well, here we are near the end. No, not the end of quarantine or the total fun that is Remote Learning, but the last time I am editing the ‘Sheet. It is bittersweet for me but also kind of weird being over 2000 miles away from the Bullsheet World HQ and editing this on my bed from high school. Before all of this, I originally planned to write something reflecting the current state of Denison but seeing that these are Uncertain times I thought Yelp-like reviews would be better and more fun. Knapp Basement Restrooms, 4 out of 5 poops in peace Columbus, Ohio: 35 minutes aways out of… whoops I mean 25 minutes, no... wait.. 15... actually, Denison is located in Columbus Stairs up the hill: A metric ass-ton out of who thought it was a good idea to put a college on a hill? The Bullsheet: Involved in 4 out of every 5 controversies DCGA: Generator of 3 out of every 5 big controversies and a fucking gold mine for content The Bullsheet’s Denim Couch: 7 good naps out of not thinking what has happened on those cushions Upper Elm 201: 3 amazing room- mates out of oh god I miss them Denison’s History: 3 cool things to every instances of racism Best Feedback on a Paper: “omg” out of “this paper needs an exorcism” All-nighters: 1 out of never doing that again except tonight because I have class in 3.5 hours The Archives: 2 great bosses out of I promise I'll reply to your emails Floor Meetings: The first floor meeting out of 4 I accidentally walked in on during the middle Throwing Tortillas Around A-Quad @2:00 am: 49 picked up out of 1 that landed on top of Herrick Degree: BA Political Sciences out of maybe I should have been a Religion minor too? The IGA: #1 provider of Sour Patch Kids Cereal in town Campus Safety: 2 being rolled up on out of they are pretty chill once your not a first year Denison: 4 years of a liberal arts education out of many more that are enjoyable because of it Sigma Chi 214: 1 great person considering what the building symbolically represents who I will also email back - Zach Correia, Head Writer
Transcript of DENISON 10/10: WOULD BECOME A DISCERNING MORAL AGENT … · 4/4/2020 · Denison’s History: 3...
vol. LXIII/ no. 60 / April 30, 2020
[email protected] | denisonbullsheet.com | @DUBullsheet
The Bullsheet, a forum for news, humor, and community dialogue, is funded by DCGA and is printed each day that classes are in session. Submissions must be sent before 6:30pm for next day submission via e-mail to:[email protected]. Submissions herein solely reflect the opinions of the authors. We do not accept anonymous sub-missions, so please remember to include a full name or Slayter Box number.
Edited last night by: ZachDelivered this morning by:
DENISON 10/10: WOULD BECOME A DISCERNING MORAL AGENT AGAIN
1. Unfortunate grave stone placements Continues on back....
As i'm looking through photos to send to the senior video thing, I came across a few that i thought deserved to be in the video but most certainly will be rejected. Honestly some of them might be rejected by the bullsheet too who knows.
REJECTED SENIOR VIDEO PHOTOS
Well, here we are near the end. No, not the end of quarantine or the total fun that is Remote Learning, but the last time I am editing the ‘Sheet. It is bittersweet for me but also kind of weird being over 2000 miles away from the Bullsheet World HQ and editing this on my bed from high school. Before all of this, I originally planned to write something reflecting the current state of Denison but seeing that these are Uncertain times I thought Yelp-like reviews would be better and more fun.
Knapp Basement Restrooms, 4 out of 5 poops in peace
Columbus, Ohio: 35 minutes aways out of… whoops I mean 25 minutes, no... wait.. 15... actually, Denison is located in Columbus
Stairs up the hill: A metric ass-ton out of who thought it was a good idea to put a college on a hill?
The Bullsheet: Involved in 4 out of every 5 controversies
DCGA: Generator of 3 out of every 5 big controversies and a fucking gold mine for content
The Bullsheet’s Denim Couch: 7 good naps out of not thinking what has happened on those cushions
Upper Elm 201: 3 amazing room-mates out of oh god I miss them
Denison’s History: 3 cool things to every instances of racism
Best Feedback on a Paper: “omg” out of “this paper needs an exorcism”
All-nighters: 1 out of never doing that again except tonight because I have class in 3.5 hours
The Archives: 2 great bosses out of I promise I'll reply to your emails
Floor Meetings: The first floor meeting out of 4 I accidentally walked in on during the middle
Throwing Tortillas Around A-Quad @2:00 am: 49 picked up out of 1 that landed on top of Herrick
Degree: BA Political Sciences out of maybe I should have been a Religion minor too? The IGA: #1 provider of Sour Patch Kids Cereal in townCampus Safety: 2 being rolled up on out of
they are pretty chill once your not a first year Denison: 4 years of a liberal arts education out of many more that are enjoyable because of it Sigma Chi 214: 1 great person considering
what the building symbolically represents who I will also email back - Zach Correia, Head Writer
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We have heard from students about the challenges that can emerge while studying in isolation and some have shared that they miss the energy of seeing peers study-ing across campus and the library. In response, the Academic Resource Center is offering Virtual Study Tables as a way to create a shared study experience during finals week. Students will work independently on their own assignments, papers, exam prep. etc. but in a community of peers also engaged in similar aims. Help yourself be more accountable and productive by signing onto the GoogleHangout link at the designated time (individual microphones turned OFF) to attend. The study tables will be offered Sunday, May 3, Tues-day, May 5 and Wednesday, May 6th from 9-11 PM Eastern Daylight Time.
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4. a sign that was being sold in a granville store... i thought it was pretty obvious
3. the raccoon outside of crawford that kinda gets it
2. my hamster that made it a whole two years at Denison without getting caught and is also buried somewhere in the same graveyard as picture 1.
im honestly only hear for the raccoon
-Chloe Sferra
