Dave on CRAIG AND WORM RISE TO THE TOP! · 82 DON Third 81 CASE GYRO 81 81 JILL MAREE 81 Fourth 80...
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Dave on Deck Monbulk RSL Footy Tipping Issue 12, 2016 CRAIG AND WORM ON TOP! MAREE PICKED 8! DAVE GOES FROM CHOCOLATES TO BOILED LOLLIES AND CARLTON LOSES! First 83 CRAIG 83 WORM Second 82 COL 82 DON Third 81 CASE 81 GYRO 81 JILL 81 MAREE Fourth 80 DAVE Fifth 79 DALE Sixth 78 DUANE 78 RON R Seventh 77 MAT S 77 NICK 77 PETE B Eighth 76 BRENO 76 EILLEEN 76 GRANT 76 MAT M 76 MICK H 76 RACHEL 76 TED 76 TRACEY Ninth 75 DARREN 75 KAZ 75 STEVE Tenth 74 AMBER 74 ANDY S 74 BRYAN 74 DANNY 74 VINNIE Eleventh 73 PETE F 73 RON M Twelfth 72 GRACE Thirteenth 71 MICK B Fourteenth 70 DARKY Fifteenth 69 ARTIE Sixteenth 68 FANG 68 IRENE 68 MARK Seventeenth 64 RYLAN Eighteenth 63 DAN P 63 GILBERT QUOTE OF THE WEEK CRAIG AND WORM RISE TO THE TOP! With Craig incorrectly listed at 2 nd instead of 1 st last week he has retained the lead and is joined by that tipping guru Worm! Jill has finally been knocked off the top and plummeted to 3 rd while Col and Don have maintained their consistency to be placed 2 nd , one off the lead. Dave had a shocker this week and dropped like a lead balloon into 4 th after only picking 3 correct. What about the fantastic effort by Maree! I interviewed her last week and she turns around and picks 8! Maybe this week I should interview Dave………… The bye rounds start this week with only 6 games to choose from. As per last year we will pay $15 if you get all 6 correct. KO COMP The remaining 3 tipsters all managed to pick correctly this week and stay alive for another bash next week. But now things will get tough with only 6 games. There will be a lot of soul searching before these 3 make this weeks selection! 2016 AFL HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES Maurice Rioli: Rioli joined the Tigers from South Fremantle in 1982 and was best and fairest in his first two years at the club. He was the first player to win a Norm Smith Medal in a losing side, after the Tigers' 18-point loss to Carlton in the 1982 decider. Rioli died in 2010 on Christmas day, aged 53. He was the uncle of Hawthorn superstar Cyril and great uncle to young Tiger Daniel. Ben Hart: Hart took to the field 311 times for the Crows and he was a crucial member of the teams that won flags in 1997-98. He remains the youngest Adelaide player to debut (aged 17 years and 257 days) and took on – and often beat – some of the modern game's greatest forwards. Nigel Lappin: Lappin was a key member of the Lions squad that won three consecutive premierships, despite sometimes playing in the shadows of skipper Michael Voss and the likes of Jason Akermanis. He was named All- Australian on four occasions. He famously played the 2003 Grand Final with broken ribs and a punctured lung. Ray Sorrell: Sorrell was a brilliant left-foot kick, but a motorcycle accident after his first season threatened to halt his career. “The club took me to two specialists in Perth and they both came up with the same scenario that I’d never play football again." He went on to win two Sandover medals. He is the grandfather of current players Jonathon Marsh (Collingwood) and Harry Marsh Sydney Swans). Paul Bagshaw: Bagshaw played for the Double Blues (Sturt) in 360 matches (a club record) and he won seven premierships, including two as captain. Bagshaw's father Hartley played over 100 games for Sturt in the 1940s. "He said the best work he did for Sturt was in the bedroom," Hall of Famer Paul joked of his dad on Tuesday night. "I'm very proud of that." Verdun Howell: Howell was ahead of his time as an attacking full-back. In 1989, he was retrospectively awarded the 1959 Brownlow Medal, having originally tied with South Melbourne champion Bob Skilton but relegated to second on a countback. The vice-captain of the 1966 premiership-winning Saints played 159 matches. INTERVIEW As Maree got 8 after being interviewed I thought it would be a good idea to help one of the 5 who picked 3 this week. Unfortunately Mark, Rylan and Grace are probably beyond help so it is between Dave and Danny. So this week we interview Danny! D on D: G’day Danny, went pretty lousy last week? D: Oh mate! That was my worst weekend ever! D on D: I bet you picked Carlton to beat your wife Rachel’s St Kilda? D: Not only did I pick them I went to the bloody game with her! D on D: Ouch. That would’ve been nasty? D: Believe me, it was. D on D: Oh well, things can’t get worse. D: Yes they can. D on D: They can? D: When I left the ground my car had a flamin’ parkin’ ticket!. D on D: At least the missus was there to console you? D: Console me? She pissed herself laughing! D on D: Very insensitive those St Kilda supporters. D: I reckon. D on D: So where did you park? D: In a reserved car parking spot what I thought no-one would be using. D on D: Whose was it? D: John Elliotts. D on D: What were you thinking? D: Well they took his name down at Princes Park, I just thought they forgot to remove his parking spot. D on D: Obviously they didn’t. D: The ticket had pigs arse written on it. D on D: Oh….. Thanks for your time Danny. D: You’re welcome. monbulkrsl.org.au/dave-on-deck ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor... I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
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Dave on Deck
Monbulk RSL Footy Tipping Issue 12, 2016
CRAIG AND WORM ON TOP!
MAREE PICKED 8!
DAVE GOES FROM CHOCOLATES TO BOILED LOLLIES AND CARLTON LOSES!
First 83 CRAIG 83 WORM Second 82 COL 82 DON Third 81 CASE 81 GYRO 81 JILL 81 MAREE Fourth 80 DAVE Fifth 79 DALE Sixth 78 DUANE 78 RON R Seventh 77 MAT S 77 NICK 77 PETE B Eighth 76 BRENO 76 EILLEEN 76 GRANT 76 MAT M 76 MICK H 76 RACHEL 76 TED 76 TRACEY Ninth 75 DARREN 75 KAZ 75 STEVE Tenth 74 AMBER 74 ANDY S 74 BRYAN 74 DANNY 74 VINNIE Eleventh 73 PETE F 73 RON M Twelfth 72 GRACE Thirteenth 71 MICK B Fourteenth 70 DARKY Fifteenth 69 ARTIE Sixteenth 68 FANG 68 IRENE 68 MARK Seventeenth 64 RYLAN Eighteenth 63 DAN P 63 GILBERT
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
CRAIG AND WORM RISE TO THE TOP!
With Craig incorrectly listed at 2nd instead of 1st last week he has retained the lead and is joined by that tipping guru Worm! Jill has finally been knocked off the top and plummeted to 3rd while Col and Don have maintained their consistency to be placed 2nd, one off the lead. Dave had a shocker this week and dropped like a lead balloon into 4th after only picking 3 correct. What about the fantastic effort by Maree! I interviewed her last week and she turns around and picks 8! Maybe this week I should interview Dave…………
The bye rounds start this week with only 6 games to choose from. As per last year we will pay $15 if you get all 6 correct.
KO COMP
The remaining 3 tipsters all managed to pick correctly this week and stay alive for another bash next week. But now things will get tough with only 6 games. There will be a lot of soul searching before these 3 make this weeks selection!
2016 AFL HALL OF FAME INDUCTEES
Maurice Rioli: Rioli joined the Tigers from South Fremantle in 1982 and was best and fairest in his first
two years at the club. He was the first player to win a Norm Smith Medal in a losing side, after the Tigers' 18-point loss to Carlton in the 1982 decider. Rioli died in 2010 on Christmas day, aged 53. He was the uncle of Hawthorn superstar Cyril and great uncle to young Tiger Daniel.
Ben Hart: Hart took to the field 311 times for the Crows and he was a crucial member of the teams that won flags in 1997-98. He remains the youngest
Adelaide player to debut (aged 17 years and 257 days) and took on – and often beat – some of the modern game's greatest forwards.
Nigel Lappin: Lappin was a key member of the Lions squad that won three consecutive premierships, despite sometimes playing in the shadows of
skipper Michael Voss and the likes of Jason Akermanis. He was named All-Australian on four occasions. He famously played the 2003 Grand Final with broken ribs and a punctured lung.
Ray Sorrell: Sorrell was a brilliant left-foot kick, but a motorcycle accident after his first season threatened to halt his career. “The club took me to two specialists in Perth
and they both came up with the same
scenario that I’d never play football again." He went on to win two Sandover medals. He is the grandfather of current players Jonathon Marsh (Collingwood) and Harry Marsh Sydney Swans).
Paul Bagshaw: Bagshaw played for the Double Blues (Sturt) in 360 matches (a club record) and he won seven premierships,
including two as captain. Bagshaw's father Hartley played over 100 games for Sturt in the 1940s. "He said the best work he did for Sturt was in the bedroom," Hall of Famer Paul joked of his dad on Tuesday night. "I'm very proud of that."
Verdun Howell: Howell was ahead of his time as an attacking full-back. In 1989, he was retrospectively awarded the 1959 Brownlow Medal, having originally tied with South Melbourne champion
Bob Skilton but relegated to second on a countback. The vice-captain of the 1966 premiership-winning Saints played 159 matches.
INTERVIEW
As Maree got 8 after being interviewed I thought it would be a good idea to help one of the 5 who picked 3 this week. Unfortunately Mark, Rylan and Grace are probably beyond help so it is between Dave and Danny. So this week we interview Danny!
D on D: G’day Danny, went pretty lousy last week? D: Oh mate! That was my worst weekend ever! D on D: I bet you picked Carlton to beat your wife Rachel’s St Kilda? D: Not only did I pick them I went to the bloody game with her! D on D: Ouch. That would’ve been nasty? D: Believe me, it was. D on D: Oh well, things can’t get worse. D: Yes they can. D on D: They can? D: When I left the ground my car had a flamin’ parkin’ ticket!. D on D: At least the missus was there to console you? D: Console me? She pissed herself laughing! D on D: Very insensitive those St Kilda supporters. D: I reckon. D on D: So where did you park? D: In a reserved car parking spot what I thought no-one would be using. D on D: Whose was it? D: John Elliotts. D on D: What were you thinking? D: Well they took his name down at Princes Park, I just thought they forgot to remove his parking spot. D on D: Obviously they didn’t. D: The ticket had pigs arse written on it. D on D: Oh….. Thanks for your time Danny. D: You’re welcome.
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~ Zsa Zsa Gabor...
I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
