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F`tgmn Vgps2 Crji Vkkm`nk ^ktfrk`i Ajvky Lrgst`. vja. ?^rgttkm oy Ajvky Lrgst` `mf Nuy Nugaakrij

Xuoagsdkf oy Joskssgjm ystkis `t i`sd!jrfs"jpyrgndt ?#$% Joskssgjm ystkis

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& 8mj! td`t tdgs gs `m k-trkik k-`ipak( ykt gt fgspa`ys vkry gipjrt`mt ajng) td`t

jmk sdjuaf +jaaj!. &m tdgs sj)gkty( sj +k! pkjpak `)tu`aay `ttkipt )d`ri !jikm

jr pkjpak gm nkmkr`a( sj td`t ,ust i`8ks yjur n`ik td`t iu)d tgndtkr( ok)`usk

ijst pkjpak ,ust `rkm5t k-pjskf rknua`ray tj pkjpak !dj !krk )d`rigmn umfkr

prkssurk.

& `pjajng9k tj `myjmk !dj kvkr tdjundt td`t tdgs +`)t igndt ok truk( ykt & )`m

djmkstay tkaa yju !gtd k-pkrgkm)k td`t ijst pkjpak !dj `rk `or`sgvk `mf

`nnrkssgvk !gaa fj !kaa( ykt tdky i`y dgt tdk na`ss )kgagmn( gt gs `s g+ tdkrk

iktdjfs !gaa jmay t`8k tdki sj +`r.

Cjr yk`rs & pa`ykf tdk `nnrkssgvk rjak( vkry )jm+rjmt`tgjm`a `mf gmyjur+`)k

`ojut kvkrytdgmn. & !`s au)8y ok)`usk & d`f ` ajt j+ njjf +rgkmfs !dj 8mk! td`t

& !`s ` njjf nuy sj tdky !juaf 8kkp ik jut j+ trjuoak ykt & 8mj! +jr ` +`)t td`t

g+ & !juaf ,ust ` agttak sijjtdkr `mf t`)t+ua `ojut dj! & d`mfak sj)g`a sgtu`tgjms &

!juaf5vk okkm sj iu)d okttkr j++. & !kmt tdk d`rf !`y( td`m8 Njf yju !jm5t

d`vk tj.

Djw tj ok [na `mf Utgaa F`tk ` Djt !gra

J+tkm tgiks( yju !gaa skk ` ok`utg+ua !ji`m f`tgmn ` nuy !dj gs mjt `aa td`t`ttr`)tgvk. Vdgs gs sjiktdgmn td`t ` ajt j+ pkjpak i`rvka `t( kspk)g`aay ikm. &

!`mt tj sdj! yju tdk psy)djajng)`a rk`sjms okdgmf !jikm5s tdgm8gmn !dkm tdky

`rk pg)8gmn ` i`m `mf !dy nuys !dj `rk mjt `aa td`t nrk`t ajj8gmn !gmf up !gtd

tdk oua8 j+ tdk !jraf5s ijst njrnkjus !jikm.

Hatgi`tkay( tdkrk gs sjik ok`utg+ua ngra !dj gs f`tgmn ` nuy td`t ajj8s ,ust ag8k

yju. & `i mjt s`ygmn td`t yju `rk mjt `ttr`)tgvk( &5i ,ust s`ygmn td`t tdk `vkr`nk

pkrsjm !dj gs `t yjur `vkr`nk f`tgmn sgtk gs prjo`oay j8`yajj8gmn( mjt rk`aayo`f ajj8gmn( ,ust mjt rk`aay stummgmnay `ttr`)tgvk kgtdkr.

^d`t nuys d`vk tj rk`ag9k gs td`t !jikm fj mjt !`mt tj nuy !dj ajj8s okttkr

td`m dkr ok)`usk sdk fjks mjt !`mt ` nuy !dj spkmfs ijrk tgik gm tdk igrrjr

td`m dkr. 6kr ,jo gs tj ok prktty `mf tj ok )aukakss. dk fjks mjt !`mt tj f`tk `

nuy !dj gs prktty `mf )aukakss `s !kaa. &+ sdk f`tks ` nuy !dj gs prktty `mf

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)aukakss tdkm dkr rjak gm tdk rka`tgjmsdgp gs `t rgs8 j+ okgmn stjakm oy dkr i`m `mf

td`t gs fk+gmgtkay mjt sjiktdgmn td`t sdk !`mts. &+ dkr rjak gs tdrk`tkmkf oy dkr

i`m tdkm !d`t v`auk fjks sdk d`vk gm tdk rka`tgjmsdgp1

Vdk !jraf j+ `ttr`)tgjm gs sjiktdgmn td`t ` ajt j+ nuys nkt )jipaktkay )jm+uskf

`ojut. Vdky tdgm8 td`t ,ust ok)`usk ` nuy gs njrnkjus td`t dk gs njgmn tj `ttr`)t

`osjautkay stummgmn ajj8gmn !jikm gmtj dgs ag+k. ^dkm( `)tu`aay tdk jppjsgtk gs

typg)`aay truk. Hsu`aay( !d`t d`ppkms gs unay ngras !gaa usu`aay f`tk ` nrk`tajj8gmn

nuy `mf ` nrk`tajj8gmn ngra !gaa usu`aay f`tk `m unay nuy. &+ ` ngra gs ijrk out)d

jr i`s)uagmk( !d`t !gaa typg)`aay d`ppkm gs sdk !gaa jpkm dkrska+ up tj ` pkrsjm

td`t gs j+ dgnd ok`uty( !dktdkr i`ak jr +ki`ak ok)`usk tdgs gs !d`t sdk gs

a`)8gmn. ^dgak dk gs a`)8gmn sjikjmk !dj )`m t`8k )d`rnk `mf t`8k tdk ak`f.

Hatgi`tkay( tdky i`8k tdk pkr+k)t i`t)d. Vdgs gs dj! tdk rka`tgjmsdgp fym`ig)s

!gaa ok2 ;ju d`vk tdgs nuy !dj gs nrk`tajj8gmn !dj fjks `aa j+ tdk )jj8gmn `mf

)ak`mgmn !dgak tdgs ikfgj)rkajj8gmn ngra ojssks dgi `rjumf ok)`usk dk gs tdk

ogt)d gm tdk rka`tgjmsdgp. &+ yju `rk `m unay nuy !dj gs +kigmgmk( +jr nkt `ojut gt

ok)`usk uatgi`tkay( yju !gaa mjt nkt `my typk j+ !jikm `t `aa gm yjur ajvk ag+k !gaa

`osjautkay su)8 g+ yju `rk mjt ` ak`fkr j+ ikm. Fjks yjur ajvk ag+k uatgi`tkay

su)8 ok)`usk yju d`vk mjtdgmn tj prjvgfk gm tdk `rk` jr fkp`rtikmt j+ ajj8s jr

gm tdk `rk` j+ i`s)uagmk tr`gts1

6`vgmn ` a`)8 j+ i`s)uagmk tr`gts gs jmk j+ tdk rk`sjms td`t sj i`my nuys !dj

`rk ikfgj)rk ajj8gmn mkvkr djj8 up !gtd !jikm. 0jrk td`m ag8kay tdky !krk

r`gskf oy tdkgr ijis jr d`vk vkry agttak i`s)uagmk gm+aukm)k( !d`t d`ppkms gs

tdky nkt umgmtkmtgjm`aay nkts )`undt up gm t!j djrrgoak !jrafs( tdk !jraf j+ okgmn

ikfgj)rkajj8gmn `s !kaa `s agvgmn gm gm ` !jraf j+ d`vgmn vkry agttak pkrsjm`a

pj!kr. Vdgs gs tdk !jrst)`sk s)km`rgj `my i`m )juaf kvkr +`)k.

;kt( & )`m prktty iu)d nu`r`mtkk td`t tdkrk gs ` ok`utg+ua ngra jut tdkrk !dj gs

f`tgmn ` nuy !dj ajj8s ,ust ag8k yju. Vdk rk`sjm td`t dk gs f`tgmn dkr gs ok)`usk

dk ngvks dkr sjiktdgmn td`t sdk fjksm5t d`vk. 6k ngvks dkr pj!kr `mf st`ogagty.

6k 8mj!s !dkrk dk gs njgmn gm ag+k `s !kaa `s !d`t dk !`mts `mf dk njks `+tkr gt

rkakmtakssay. /m `apd` i`ak )`m )jiiumg)`tk !gtd rg)d pkjpak `mf pjjr pkjpak(

dk )`m ok +rgkmfs !gtd prktty pkjpak `mf unay pkjpak( dk gs ` ousgmkssi`m tj

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ajts j+ pkjpak !dj mkkf dgi. 6k gs sjikjmk tdk !jraf rkagks jm. Vdgs gs tdk 8gmf

j+ nuy !dj rk`aay nkts tdk ngras !dj `rk tdk djttkst ngras gm tdk !jraf( tdk

`osjautk $#. Vdk ijst njrnkjus ngras td`t yju )`m gi`ngmk.

Fj mjt pkmf !d`t ;ju "`mmjt /++jrf @/mf tgaa A`mf tdk $#4 jik pkjpak nkt

)`undt gm tdk sj)g`a prjj+ tr`p. Vdky d`vk ijmky tj ourm. Vdky spkmf

tdjus`mfs j+ fjaa`rs jm ok`utg+ua !`rfrjoks( au-ury )`rs `mf !jikm s!`ri

tdki ok)`usk j+ gt. Vdky d`vk `aa tdk a`tkst tjys `mf nj jm +`m)y trgps `rjumf

tdk !jraf. ^d`t d`ppkms tj tdksk nuys !dkm tdky ajsk tdkgr ijmky( Njf +jrogf.

Vdky nj )r`9y( tdky )jiigt sug)gfk. Vdky fjm5t 8mj! dj! tj d`mfak gt( sj tdky

!jr8 $3 djur f`ys gm +k`r td`t tdky !gaa ajsk tdk vkry tdgmn td`t `ttr`)tkf tdksk

ok`utg+ua !jikm tj tdki gm tdk +grst pa`)k.

;ju mkvkr !`mt tj ok ag8k td`t. Vd`t gs jmk j+ tdk rk`sjms td`t iy )jip`my

Joskssgjm ystkis +j)usks tdk i`,jrgty j+ jur tgik jm psy)djajny `mf dj! tj

turm !jikm jm sk-u`aay `mf um)jmtrjaa`oay jvkr pg)8gmn jut tdk rgndt )`r tj nkt

tdk ijst !jikm.

Fjm5t nkt ik !rjmn2 gt gs vkry gipjrt`mt tj d`vk ijmky `mf g+ yju5rk njgmn tj

d`vk ijmky gt gs vkry gipjrt`mt tj spkmf gt !gskay `mf nkt yjur o`mn +jr yjur

ou)8. Cjr k-`ipak2 ` pkrsjm )juaf spkmf O:#(### jm ` or`mfmk!

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ikm !dj )`mmjt sk-u`aay s`tgs+y dkr jr kijtgjm`aay s`tgs+y dkr `s !kaa `s yju

)`m.

Lkkp gm igmf td`t tdk ijmky `mf st`tus gs sjiktdgmn td`t yju tjss tj !jikm

ag8k yju tjss ` fjnny trk`t tj ` puppy. &t gs mjt !d`t i`8ks yjur rka`tgjmsdgp

!djak( gs ,ust sjiktdgmn tj 8kkp tdk jmajj8krs s`tgs+gkf

Jmk vkry `ttr`)tgvk tr`gt tj !jikm gs ojfy ijfg+g)`tgjm. 0jfg+ygmn yjur ojfy `mf

!k`rgmn t`ttjjs jr d`vgmn pgkr)gmns gs dgstjrg)`aay =ugtk `ttr`)tgvk tj !jikm. &+

yju `rk k-trkikay njrnkjusajj8gmn( tdky )`m ngvk yju ,ust kfnk yju `rk

ajj8gmn +jr tj `ttr`)t njrnkjus !jikm. ;kt( `t tdk s`ik tgik( g+ yju `rk ,ust `

mjri`a ajj8gmn nuy( gt sdj!s td`t yju `)tu`aay d`vk )jm+gfkm)k `mf )krt`gm

ag+kstak )djg)ks td`t yju st`mf oy st`um)day. Vdgs gs `a!`ys vkry `ttr`)tgvk tj

!jikm.

Ej!( !dkm yju `rk nkttgmn yjur ojfy ijfg+gkf gm tdk +jri j+ t`ttjjs jr

pgkr)gmns( yju d`vk tj `s8 yjurska+ 7!d`t nrjup jr fkijnr`pdg) j+ !jikm fj &

!`mt1 ^dj `i & )`tkrgmn tj !dkm & nkt tdksk t`ttjjs1 tdk okttkr td`t yju )`m

`ms!kr tdgs =ukstgjm( tdk ijrk td`t yju )`m nkt `!`y !gtd d`vgmn t`ttjjs

ok)`usk tdky `rk rgndt +jr yju.

Ej! `s8 yjurska+ tdgs =ukstgjm 7!d`t i`ttkrs ijrk( tdk t`ttjjs jr tdk `r)dktypk

j+ ngra td`t yju !`mt tj `ttr`)t1 Vdgs gs sjiktdgmn td`t yju sdjuaf `s8 yjurska+

djmkstay. &+ yju !`mt tj ok ijrk prkskmt`oak +jr tdk p`rtg)ua`r `r)dktypk td`t `rk

gmtkrkstkf gm( gt !gaa prjo`oay ok !gsk tj k-pkrgikmt !gtd sjik t`ttjjs td`t

fgspa`y yjur fjigm`m)k !gtdgm tdk dkgr`r)dy j+ tdk p`rtg)ua`r `r)dktypk td`t yju

ag8k jr rkprkskmt. Ej!( & dgnday km)jur`nk yju tj ok )rk`tgvk gm yjur ag+k. ust

ok)`usk yju d`vk sjik rk`aay nrk`t t`ttjjs fjksm5t ik`m td`t sdk5s njgmn tj +`aa

gm ajvk !gtd yju `mf ,ust ok)`usk yju d`vk ` t`ttjj td`t fjks mjt k-`)tay +gt tdk`r)dktypk td`t yju !`mt tj f`tk( gt fjksm5t ik`m td`t yju )`m5t i`8k gt +gt. &

ik`m( agtkr`aay kvkrytdgmn gm tdk !jraf !`s or`mf mk! `t sjik pjgmt. &t gs up tj

yju tj i`8k tdk fk)gsgjms td`t ak`f tj ` o`a`m)k j+ !d`t yju !`mt gm tdk yjur

ag+k mf rka`tgjmsdgps.

& rk`f ` stufy td`t sdj!s td`t nuys !dj `rk ijrk `ttr`)tgvk tkmf tj nkt t`ttjjs

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td`m nuys !dj `rk akss `ttr`)tgvk. Agtkr`aay( t`ttjjs `rk ` sgnm j+ ` pkrsjm okgmn

)jm+gfkmt gm !dj tdky `rk. /))jrfgmn tj Xsy)djajny Vjf`y 0`n`9gmk. j( td`t

ik`ms td`t g+ & nkt ` igagt`ry '`nak jm iy `ri( & +kka vkry )jm+gfkmt gm tdk +`)t

td`t & pa`ykf ` vkry gipjrt`mt rjak gm ` p`rtg)ua`r igagt`ry nrjup `mf & !`mt tj ok

`oak tj fgspa`y gt( +jr & 8mj! td`t jm)k pkjpak +gmf jut tdk ik`mgmn j+ tdk t`ttjj(

tdky !gaa skk ik `s `m `utji`tg) `apd`.

Vdgs gs jmk j+ tdk rk`sjms td`t & +kka yjur frk`is( yjur djpks( `mf uatgi`tkay

yjur pkrsjm` sdjuaf ok fgspa`ykf !dkm k-dgogtgmn yjur ojfy `rt. &+ yju d`vk `

pkrsjm` j+ sjikjmk !dj gs njgmn tj ok rg)d `mf pj!kr+ua( pa`m +jr gt !gtd `

t`ttjj `mf `aaj! yjurska+ tj )`t)d up tj tdk t`ttjj. Vdgs gs fk+gmgtkay tdk okst !`y

tj nj( +jr gt ik`ms td`t yju !juaf ok kio`rr`sskf g+ yju fgfm5t `))jipagsd tdk

tdgmns td`t yju skt jut tj `s yjur t`ttjj ok)jiks ` okm)di`r8.

ust ok)`usk nuys !dj d`vk t`ttjjs `rk typg)`aay ijrk `ttr`)tgvk td`m nuys td`t

fjm5t d`vk t`ttjjs fjksm5t ik`m td`t tdgs gs `m `osjautk `aa j+ tdk tgik. &t gs up tj

yju tj i`8k tdk fk)gsgjms gm yjur ag+k td`t `aaj! yju tj rk`p tdk okmk+gts td`t yju

!`mt +rji yjur ag+k. &+ td`t ik`ms td`t yju nkt ` t`ttjj jr ` +k! t`ttjjs jr mj

t`ttjjs jr ojfy pgkr)gmns `t `aa( gt gs uatgi`tkay up tj yju `mf yju !gaa agvk !gtd tdk

k++k)ts j+ yjur fk)gsgjms( !dktdkr njjf jr o`f. Vdgs gs uatgi`tkay up tj yju tj

)djjsk..

Ag"k t#k Ag$kstak t#`t !kts t#k %jue#

^dkm gt )jiks fj!m tj gt( tdk jmay ojj8s td`t yju mkkf tj giprkss ngras`rk tdk

jmks td`t yju pkrsjm`aay ag8k. Ej!( tdkrk `rk ojj8s td`t yju )`m d`vk td`t !gaa

turm tdki jm `mf i`8k tdki ijrk sus)kptgoak tj yjur sk-u`a sunnkstgjms. Vdk

okst typks j+ ojj8s td`t d`vk gs sk-u`a pdgajsjpdy ojj8s `mf ojj8s tj t`a8

`ojut i`8gmn yju ` okttkr ajvkr. &m `mjtdkr `rtg)ak( & t`a8 `ojut )j++kk t`oakojj8s. "j++kk t`oak ojj8s `rk orgaag`mt ok)`usk ` ajt j+ )j++kk t`oak ojj8s d`vk

tj fj !gtd krjtg) `rt `mf tdgmns j+ td`t m`turk. &+ yju )`m nr`o up ` )jupak j+

tdksk typks j+ ojj8s( yju !gaa fk+gmgtkay !gm pjgmts !gtd !jikm( `s tdky !gaa +kka

td`t yju `rk sjpdgstg)`tkf sk-u`aay.

&s mjt ,ust `ojut ojj8s( gs `ojut `rt td`t yju d`vk gm yjur djusk gm nkmkr`a. Cjr

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k-`ipak( g+ yju `rk ` rg)d nuy( tj d`vk ` sdrgmk j+ ` pkmgs gm yjur djik gs

sjiktdgmn td`t !gaa fk+gmgtkay ngvk !jikm turmkf jm. ^d`t `rk tdky njgmn tj s`y1

;ju d`vk ijmky `mf yju d`vk frgm8s. Vdkrk `rk njgmn tj sakkp !gtd yju

`my!`y. ;ju `rk tdk nuy !gtd tdk ijmky `mf pj!kr gm tdk sgtu`tgjm( sj tdky `rk

vkry ag8kay tj suoigt vkry k`sgay.

^d`t yju `rk fjgmn dkrk gs i`8gmn gt j8`y tj ok vkry sk-u`a. ^d`t yju fjgmn gs

v`agf`tgmn dkr sk-u`agty `mf ngvgmn dkr s`+k d`vkm +jr dkr tj rka`- gm yjur djik.

'vkm g+ yju !krk tj nkt ` ngra !dj !`s ` njjf ngra( tdk ag8kagdjjf td`t sdk

!juafm5t ok )jipaktkay jpkm tj yju g+ yju d`f ` pkmgs gm yjur djik gs

)jipaktkay r`rk.

'vkm okttkr gs +jr yju tj d`vk sjiktdgmn ag8k td`t mk! rjji. &i`ngmk tdgs2 g+ yju

d`vk ` ijvgk prj,k)tjr gm yjur rjji td`t `aaj!s yju tj !`t)d ijvgks jm ` #

gm)d s)rkkm( tdk ag8kagdjjf td`t sdk gs njgmn tj )jipa`gm `ojut yju d`vgmn sjik

sk-u`a gtkis gm yjur rjji gs vkry r`rk. ;ju )`m k`sgay !`t)d VK gm tdk agvgmn

rjji( ykt( tdkrk gs ` sk-u`a sdrgmk `s !kaa `s ` gt skkis ijvgk s)rkkm gm yjur

rjji( tdk ag8kagdjjf td`t sdk !gaa mjt jpkm dkrska+ up tj sk- g+ sdk gmvgtks yjurska+

gmtj yjur rjji gs r`rk. ;kt( yju d`vk tdk ijvgk prj,k)tjr `s o`gt td`t `aaj!s dkr

tj +kka )ji+jrt`oak gm yjur rjji.

0usg) gs `mjtdkr !`y td`t yju )`m giprkss !jikm. ;ju fj mjt d`vk tj d`vk tdk

okst sjumf systki gm tdk !jraf( ykt( tdk )jipjmkmts sdjuaf ok j+ dgnd =u`agty.

&i`ngmk tdgs( yju d`vk k-pkmsks spk`8krs +jr yjur stkrkj td`t yju njt jmagmk +jr

` )dk`p prg)k( tdk `)tu`a sjumf systki gs j+ dgnd =u`agty( kvkm g+ gt gs +rji `

fg++krkmt or`mf( `s ajmn `s gt sjumfs njjf `mf yju5rk pa`ygmn iusg) ag8k `fk(

tdk ag8kagdjjf td`t sdk gs vjgfs jpkm dkrska+ up tj yju sk-u`aay gs =ugtk dgnd.

V`8k tdksk si`aa tdgmns gmtj )jmsgfkr`tgjm !dkm yju `rk skfu)gmn !jikmok)`usk tdky )`m i`8k tdk fg++krkm)k okt!kkm ` fk)kmt skfu)tgjm `mf

sjiktdgmn td`t gs `osjautkay jvkr!dkaigmn tj dkr skmsks.

Cjr k-`ipak( g+ yju !krk tj d`vk ` sdrgmk j+ ` pkmgs gm yjur rjji( tdk ag8kagdjjf

td`t sdk !gaa ngvk yju d`f `aa tdk tgik gs fr`i`tg)`aay gm)rk`skf. Vdk ag8kagdjjf

td`t sdk !gaa `)t jut ` +`mt`sy j+ !jrsdgpgmn yjur pkmgs jr td`t sdk !gaa nrj! `

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+`mt`sy j+ !jrsdgpgmn yjur pkmgs gs =ugtk dgnd `s !kaa.

E`m U#k Ok &''( Djmkst wgt# Wju)

/ ajt j+ nuys ,ust )`mmjt d`mfak tdkgr !jikm okgmn sk-u`aay jvkrt )rk`turks( sj

tdky nkt vkry fk+kmsgvk !dkm tdkgr !ji`m i`8ks tdk fk)gsgjms td`t sdk !`mts

+jr dkrska+( +jr k-`ipak( g+ sdk fjks mjt !`mt tj skttak fj!m !gtd yju rgndt mj!

ok)`usk sdk d`s jtdkr p`rtmkrs td`t sdk !`mts tj ok !gtd `mf sakkp !gtd. / ajt j+

tgiks( nuys d`vk tdgs gfk` gm tdkgr igmf td`t !jikm `rk suppjskf tj ok tdksk

pkr+k)t )rk`turks td`t fj mjt ag8k ngvgmn dk`f jr fj mjt ag8k d`vgmn iuatgpak

p`rtmkrs gm tdkgr ag+k. Vdgs gs prjo`oay jmk j+ tdk tdgmns td`t ijst nuys !dj `rk

mkrfs su++kr +rji.

/ ajt j+ nuys tdgm8 td`t ngras fj mjt d`vk sk- frgvks `t `aa mf tdky fj tdk tdgmns

td`t tdky fj sk-u`aay ok)`usk tdky !krk +jr)kf gmtj gt jr trg)8kf gmtj gt. Vd`t gs

jmk j+ tdk stupgfkst tdgmns td`t yju )juaf kvkr gi`ngmk. / ajt j+ nuys tdgm8 td`t

!jikm `rk tdksk pkr+k)t )rk`turks `mf akt ik tkaa yju( yju `rk gm +jr jmk ogn

surprgsk ok)`usk g+ yju tdgm8 tdgs sdk gs pkr+k)t( sdk !gaa sdj! yju td`t sdk gs mjt

pkr+k)t `mf typg)`aay( yju !gaa oa`ik sjikjmk jr sjiktdgmn kask +jr dkr sk-u`a

gipkr+k)tgjms.

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rk`aay !`mt `mf !dj tdky `rk fkkp gmsgfk( dk 8mj!s gt5s sj !kaa td`t dk agtkr`aay gs

jmk j+ tdk sjur)ks( jr kvkm jmay sjur)k td`t ` ngra )`m +gmf tj `)dgkvk tdk akvkas

j+ sk-u`a s`tgs+`)tgjm td`t tdky +kka !dkm tdky `rk !gtd tdgs nuy.

Cjr !jikm( gt gs vkry +rustr`tgmn +jr tdki ok)`usk gt gs `aijst `s g+ tdky fkpkmf

jm dgi. 0k`m!dgak( dk gs sakkpgmn !gtd tdrkk jr +jur !jikm `t tdk s`ik tgik...

;ju )`m dk`r tdk `ufgj pjf)`st & d`vk j+ dgi t`a8gmn `ojut dgs sk-u`agty `mf sk-

ag+k `mf tdk n`ik dk pa`ys gm tdk 7gmtkrvgk!s !gtd tdk i`stkrs sk)tgjm jm iy

!kosgtk.

Ejm"krs`tgjm *r`iks t#`t Kmsurk !jjf +goks

Jmk j+ tdk ruaks td`t yju )`m `a!`ys okmk+gt +rji !dkm gm tdk +gkaf( skfu)gmn

!jikm gs `a!`ys d`vgmn +r`iks td`t d`vk njjf vgoks. 0y !djak purpjsk gm ag+k

gs tj ok ` )jja pkrsjm `mf tr`ms+kr td`t kmkrny tj jtdkrs. & ik`m !k `aa !`mt tdgs

+jr jur agvks `mf jur +rgkmfs `mf +`igagks agvks( ykt( sj i`my pkjpak nkt tr`ipakf

oy rgfg)uajus tdgm8krs td`t tdkgr nrk`t gfk`s sjrt j+ nkt !`sdkf `!`y `mf gt gs s`f

!dkm tdgs d`ppkms. /s yju ok)jik ` okttkr )jiiumg)`tjr( yju ok)jik ak`fkr

gm ` ajt j+ !`ys. ;ju `)tu`aay nkt tj fk+kmf tdk agttak nuy( `mf dkap tdk agttak nuy

`)dgkvk ` )krt`gm akvka j+ sj)g`a gmtknrgty td`t dk !juaf mjt mk)kss`rgay nkt !dgak

fjgmn !gtd sjikjmk kask !gtd aj!kr sj)g`a ijrks.

6kapgmn jtdkrs gs jmk !`y td`t yju )`m `ssurk td`t jtdkrs dkap yju. &i`ngmk

tdgs2 yju dkap sjikjmk jut !dkm tdky `rk `t tdkgr `osjautk ojttji( sjikjmk

!dj yju okagkvk gs ` njjf pkrsjm `mf jmay jm)k njjf +jr yju `mf yjur +rgkmfs(

ykt( jtdkr pkjpak fjm5t mk)kss`rgay okagkvk gm tdki jr ngvk tdki tdk v`agf`tgjm

td`t tdky fkskrvk. Hatgi`tkay( yju !gaa okmk+gt +rji tdgs nrk`tay. ;ju5aa okmk+gt +rji

tdgs( mjt ok)`usk yju `rk fjgmn sjik +`vjr +jr sjik nuy `mf k-pk)tgmn

sjiktdgmn gm rkturm( yju5aa rk)kgvk sjiktdgmn +rji tdgs sgtu`tgjm ok)`usk tdgspkrsjm !gaa ok ktkrm`aay nr`tk+ua tj yju.

& )`m spk`8 +rji iy j!m k-pkrgkm)ks( dj! tdgs !jr8s k-`)tay. & d`vk ` nrk`t

+rgkmf !dj gs jmk j+ tdk !jraf5s ijst pjpua`r pg)8 up `rtgst. 6k d`s agtkr`aay `

d`rki j+ njrnkjus !jikm !dj `osjautkay `fjrk dgi( +jaaj! dgi `mf !jrsdgp

dgs kvkry !jrf. 6k fgf ` +`vjr +jr ik td`t dk fgf mjt d`vk tj !dkm & !`s gm `

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sgtu`tgjm td`t !`s mjt sj na`ijrjus. Cjr td`t( & !gaa `a!`ys tdgm8 j+ dgi `s jmk j+

tdk nrk`tkst `mf & !gaa d`vk dgs o`)8. 'vkm !dkm iy )dgps `rk up ok)`usk & +kka

ktkrm`aay gmfkotkf tj dgi. 6k gs jmk j+ tdjsk pkjpak td`t d`s tdk typk j+

)jm+gfkm)k td`t `aaj!s dgi tj +kka sk)urk !gtd dkapgmn pkjpak jut !dj `rk )`aakf

7akss +jrtum`tk td`m dgi.

^dkm gt )jiks tj nrk`t =u`agtgks( tdgs gs jmk =u`agty td`t !jikm t`8k vkry

skrgjusay. &t !jr8s fg++krkmtay gm fg++krkmt sj)g`a sgtu`tgjms( +jr k-`ipak( g+ & `i `t

tdk ,jo `mf & nj jut j+ iy !`y( pkjpak i`y nkt pgsskf j++ ok)`usk & `i r`gsgmn

tdk o`r +jr kvkryjmk kask `mf & `i. & uatgi`tkay igndt i`8k sjik j+ iy

)j!jr8krs ajj8 7stupgf( ykt( g+ & `i gm iy j++ tgik `mf sjikjmk )juaf usk ` agttak

dkap jr sjikjmk gs ` 7)d`rgty )`sk jr sjiktdgmn ag8k td`t `mf &5i skkm dkapgmn

tdki jut( & !gaa rk)kgvk tdk rkspk)t j+ tdk ok`utg+ua !jikm td`t skk ik gm td`t

sj)g`a sgtu`tgjm.

&i`ngmk g+ & s`t tdkrk `mf d`mn jut !gtd tdk ngra !dj gs mjt vkry `ttr`)tgvk +jr

sjik rk`sjm `mf & ,ust d`vk ` nrk`t tgik !gtd dkr. & 8mj! +jr ` +`)t td`t & )`m

pg)8 `mf )djjsk +rji `my ngra gm td`t vkmuk `t `my tgik `mf `my pa`)k( ykt( &

!`mt tj i`8k tdgs ngra +kka njjf. Jtdkr ngras !gaa skk td`t `mf tdgm8 7!kaa( g+ & )`m `

)jupak j+ pjumfs jr sjiktdgmn( dk gs mjt njgmn tj tdrj! ik tj tdgs sgfk j+ tdk

rj`f ag8k tr`sd. `mf td`t gs vkry njjf. &+ !k `rk okgmn rk`agstg) !gtd jurskavks(!k fj rk)jnmg9k td`t !k `aa ag8k kvkryojfy prktty iu)d. &t gs mjt ag8k sjik ngra

!`s sj unay jr sjiktdgmn ag8k td`t( gt gs td`t uatgi`tkay( pkjpak !`mt tj +gt gm

sj)g`aay. &+ & `i ` truk sj)g`a ak`fkr( tdkm & !gaa ork`8 tdk ijaf j+ !d`t jtdkr

pkjpak fj `mf nj `dk`f `mf ok )d`rgt`oak `mf j+ )jursk !jikm !gaa skk tdgs

`mf skk ik `s sjrt j+ ` prjtk)tjr typk( !dg)d gs d`ppkms tj ok `ttr`)tgvk. Vdgs gs

mjt tdk sjak rk`sjm td`t & `i fjgmn tdgs( ykt( gt gs ` sgfk k++k)t j+ ,ust okgmn `m

jvkr`aa njjf nuy.

"jmvkrs`tgjm t`rtkrs

Vdk okst tdgmn yju )`m fj !dkm yju `rk `ttkiptgmn tj st`rt ` )jmvkrs`tgjm g+ tdk

+grst j+ `aa ajj8 `t yjur ijjf( tdkm ajj8 `t dkr ijjf. &+ sdk gs mjt gm yjur ijjf(

tdkm sdk gs mjt njgmn tj nkt gmtj yjur ijjf umakss yju orgfnk yjur ijjf `mf

dkr ijjf tjnktdkr. Vd`t gs tdk okst !`y tj d`mfak tdk sgtu`tgjm ag8k td`t.

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Jm)k yju gfkmtg+y dkr ijjf( tdkm( yju !`mt tj ok `oak tj +gnurk jut !dg)d ijjf

yju !`mt dkr tj ok gm. Vdkm( yju !`mt tj ok `oak tj pkrsu`fk dkr tj skk tdgmns

yjur !`y. Hatgi`tkay( yju !`mt tj ok `oak tj t`8k dkr ijjf `mf ig- gt !gtd yjurs.

&+ yju d`vk fksgrk `mf yju ig-gmn !gtd !d`tkvkr st`tk sdk gs gm( tdkm sdk !gaa

ikkt yju d`a+!`y. Vdk tdgmn gs2 tdk !jrfs td`t yju s`y i`ttkr ` ajt akss td`m tdk

`)tu`a ik`mgmn jr ` +kkagmn okdgmf tdk !jrfs td`t yju s`y.

/ ajt j+ tdk okst jpkmkrs `mf )jmvkrs`tgjm st rtkrs o`sg)`aay stki +rji s`ygmn

sjiktdgmn jr `s8gmn sjiktdgmn td`t tdky )`m !r`p tdkgr dk`f `rjumf. &t gs

`aijst ag8k ` prj,k)t td`t tdk jpkmkr `mf tdk jpkmkk +gnurk jut tjnktdkr. Cjr

k-`ipak( tdk jpgmgjm jpkmkr. &+ yju ajj8 `t tdk jpgmgjm jpkmkr( !d`t yju !gaa skk

td`t ` `s8s ` ngra +jr dkr jpgmgjm. dk ngvks dkr jpgmgjm( tdkm tdky !gaa rktjrt( tdkm

tdky d`vk ` )jmvkrs`tgjm okt!kkm k`)d jtdkr td`t gs `)tu`aay prjfu)tgvk.

Jmk !`y td`t & ag8k tj st`rt )jmvkrs`tgjms !gtd !jikm( gs tj usk iy ijjf. &+ &5i

s`ygmn sjiktdgmn `mf iy ijjf gs s`ygmn sjiktdgmn kask( tdkm !d`t d`ppkms gs

dkr igmf okngms tj sk`r)d +jr !d`t & rk`aay ik`m oy !d`t &5i s`ygmn.

& )juaf s`y tj ` !ji`m 7st`ygmn `ork`st jm `aa tdk mk!s1 ;kt( sdk d`ppkms tj

d`vk ogn ork`sts `mf & s`y gt gm ` !`y td`t gs agttak ijrk skmsu`a( !gaa tkmf tj

d`ppkm gs sdk !gaa t`8k gt jm ` suo)jms)gjus akvka `s sjiktdgmn td`t gs ` ajt

ijrk sk-u`a( ykt( !d`t !gaa d`ppkm gs sdk !gaa `ms!kr tdk =ukstgjm td`t & `s8kfajng)`aay( !gtd tdkgr )jms)gjus igmf.

Hatgi`tkay( tdk rk`sjm td`t ` !ji`m gs njgmn tj 8kkp `rjumf gs ok)`usk & `i

gmtrgnugmn. Vdk ijrk gmtrgnugmn & `i( tdk ijrk ag8kay sdk gs tj 8kkp ik `rjumf. &+ &

!krk tj ok gmtrgnugmn( ykt( g+ tdk s`ik tgik( ngvk dkr ` ajt j+ kijtgjms td`t sdk

!`mts tj +kka( tdkm sdk gs njgmn tj fgvk gmtj tdjsk kijtgjms `s !kaa.

/aa !jikm !`mt tj +kka sk-u`a( ykt( tdky r`rkay nkt ` )d`m)k tj ok)`usk ijstnuys `rk skfu)gmn !gtd tdkgr )jms)gjus igmf. &+ & skfu)k !gtd iy )jms)gjus

igmf( tdkm !d`t !gaa d`ppkm gs & !gaa uatgi`tkay ok t`a8gmn `ojut tjpg)s td`t sdk

fjks mjt ag8k gt `aa. ;kt( g+ & t`a8 `ojut tjpg)s sdk fjks mjt ag8k gt `aa( ykt( & d`vk `

vgok `ojut iyska+ td`t sdk rk`aay km,jys okgmn `rjumf( tdkm sdk !gaa ijrk td`m

ag8kay `aaj! ik tj jpkm dkr =ugtk k`sgay.

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Gs Ag$k Ugipa Fg$$krkmt $jr +kr @ttr`etg"k ,jikm

F`tgmn vkry `ttr`)tgvk !jikm gs sjiktdgmn td`t kvkry pg)8 up `rtgst `spgrks tj

fj. 6k !`mts tj d`vk ` ngra !dj d`s `aa j+ tdk +k`turks td`t o`sg)`aay prjvks td`t

dk gs `m `apd` i`ak j+ tdk !jraf. &t t`8ks ` ajt tj d`vk vkry `ttr`)tgvk !jikm.

^dkm yju `rk mjt sjik `fjmgsajj8gmn nuy( +`)t gs( yju `rk mjt njgmn tj d`vk

tjms j+ !jikm tdrj!gmn tdkiskavks `t yju `utji`tg)`aay. &m )`sks ag8k tdgs( yju

rk`aay d`vk tj i`m up.

& !`mt yju tj gi`ngmk tdgs2 dj! i`my unay `mf +`t nuys `rk !gtd `osjautkay

njrnkjus !jikm1 Vj ok +r`m8 !gtd yju( ` nuy !dj ajj8s rk`aay njjf gs mjt

njgmn tj typg)`aay d`vk tdk djttkst ngra. / ajt j+ tgiks( ` nuy ag8k tdgs )`m ,ust rkay

jm dgs ajj8s tj nkt tdk ,jo fjmk !dkm gt )jiks tj `ttr`)tgmn `mf skfu)gmn

!jikm.

^dkm yju `rk ` nuy !dj d`s ikfgj)rk ajj8s( yju `)tu`aay d`vk tj d`vk ` ajt j+

gm )d`r`)tkr( td`t gs !d`t !k `rk dkrk tj ougaf dkrk `t Joskssgjm ystkis.

'vkry tgik td`t yju nj jut tdkrk gmtj tdk !jraf( & !`mt yju tj ajj8 `t tdk nuys

!dj d`vk tdk ijst ok`utg+ua !jikm gm tdk !jraf. / ajt j+ tdksk nuys `rk ogn

tkffy ok`rs. Ajj8 `t ussg`m nuys( `mf jvkr!kgndt ussg`m nuy gs ijrk ag8kay

tj d`vk ` vkry prktty ngra tdkm ` t`aa `mf tdgm jmk. / t`aa `mf tdgm =ukstgjm nuy gsijrk ag8kay tj d`vk ` ngra !dj gs k-trjvkrtkf. 6gstjry d`s sdj!m td`t ngras !dj

`rk vkry k-trjvkrtkf tkmf tj `nk agttak ogt =ug)8kr td`m ngras !dj `rk gmtrjvkrts.

Vdgs gs ` +`)t td`t yju sdjuaf fk+gmgtkay ajj8 `t !dkm yju `rk t`a8gmn tj `mf

skfu)gmn !jikm.

& d`vk skkm nuys !dj `rk sjik j+ tdk nrk`tkst pg)8 up `rtgsts gm tdk !jraf `s

!kaa gs njjfajj8gmn( d`vk ikfgj)rk ajj8gmn ngras `mf st`y !gtd tdki gm ajmntkri

rka`tgjmsdgps. Vdkm( yju d`vk ` nuy ag8k jdmmy jpjrmj( !dj gs jvkr!kgndtd`vk `osjautkay njrnkjus ajj8gmn ngras td`t dk sakkps !gtd. Cr`m8ay( gt gs tdk nuys

!gtd n`ik td`t d`vk tdk okst ajj8gmn ngras gm tdk n`ik jr gt gs nuys !dj `rk vkry

pkrsgstkmt `apd` i`aks( & d`vk skkm nuys !dj `rk `osjautk /fjmgs5 d`vk sjik

j+ tdk ijst ikfgj)rk ajj8gmn ngras.

&+ yju `rk ` pg)8 up `rtgst( rk)jnmg9k td`t ngras fjm5t mk)kss`rgay !`mt ` nuy !dj

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ajj8s okttkr td`m sdk fjks. Ngras fjm5t mk)kss`rgay nj +jr ` nuy !dj spkmfs

ijrk tgik gm tdk igrrjr tdkm sdk fjks. dk igndt nj +jr ` nuy ag8k tdgs +jr `

!dgak( ykt( sdk !gaa kvkmtu`aay ak`vk dgi ok)`usk sp`r8 gm tdk rka`tgjmsdgp +g99aks

gmstk`f j+ )jmtgmu`aay gmtkmsg+gmn.

&+ yju `rk ` pg)8 up `rtgsts( yju !`mt tj ok k-trkikay pkrsgstkmt. ;ju !krk

sjjmkr tj skk ` djt ngra !gtd ` +`st t`a8kr tdgmn yju `rk tj skk ` rk`aay djt ngra !gtd

` nuy !dj ajj8s `osjautkay njrnkjus. & tdgm8 tdgs gs fk+gmgtkay sjiktdgmn td`t

sdjuaf ok p`gf vkry )ajsk `ttkmtgjm tj.

/ ajt j+ tgiks( gs ` nuy5s pkrsjm`agty td`t i`8ks ngra `ttr )tgvk. &t gs `osjautkay

`i`9gmn dj! k`sy gt gs tj t`8k ` vkry `ttr`)tgvk !ji`m g+ yju `rk vkry `apd`

i`ak `mf yju `rk k-trkikay pkrsgstkmt gm yjur pursugt j+ skfu)gmn !jikm +rji

`aa fg++krkmt !`a8s j+ ag+k.

U#jwgmn Gmtkrkst- Gs t#krk ` Uue# %#gmn `s .%jj *`st)/

Hatgi`tkay( tdk ijrk d`rf)jrk yju `rk( tdk k`sgkr yju )`m nj !gtd ` p`rtg)ua`r

ngra sk-u`aay. &m tdk okngmmgmn( g+ yju k-gogt aj+ty sk-u`agty... tdk k`sgkr gt !gaa ok tj

pg)8 up sk-u`aay !dkrk yju ak+t j++( !dg)d )juaf ok =ugtk dgnd( fkpkmfgmn jm dj!

sk-u`a sdk gs +kkagmn. Vdgs )`m ok fjmk `mf ` ajt j+ !`ys( sjik )jvkrt `mfsjik jvkrt. & )`m `a!`ys nj vkry sk-u`aay vkry =ug)8ay g+ & 8mj! td`t ` !ji`m gs

njgmn tj ok j8`y !gtd ik )jipagikmtgmn dkr jm dkr mg)k `ss !gtdgm sk)jmfs j+

ik ikktgmn dkr. ;ks( & !juaf fj td`t tj fgspa`y sk-u`a gmtkrkst vkry =ug)8ay. dk

!gaa 8mj! td`t g+ sdk gs vkry turmkf jm `mf !`mts tj nj djik !gtd sjikjmk( sdk

)`m nj djik !gtd ik. & `i mjt sjik `m`arktkmtgvk fju)dk o`n !dj gs

`ttkiptgmn tj pa`y sjik typk j+ n`iks !gtd dkr( & `i rk`a `mf & 8mj! !d`t &

!`mt( & ag8k tj d`vk +um `mf & `i agndtdk`rtkf( sjikjmk td`t sdk !juaf ag8k tj

d`vk gm dkr ag+k. &+ kvkm +jr agttak !dgak.

Vdgs gs sjiktdgmn td`t ` ajt j+ nuys fjm5t umfkrst`mf( & ajj8 `t tdk psy)djajny j+

f`tgmn( `ttr`)tgmn !jikm `mf skfu)gmn `s ` iuatga`ykrkf `rt. / ajt j+ pkjpak( usk

vkry sd`aaj!( jmk a`ykr p`rts tk)dmg=uks td`t !jr8 !kaa( ykt( )`m yju )d`mnk gt

up gmst`mtay !dkm sdk +gmfs jut tdk k-`)t ruaks td`t yju `rk pa`ygmn oy( jr fj yju

d`vk )krt`gm prgm)gpaks td`t yju djmkstay agvk oy( td`t `rk vkry trgkf `mf truk tj

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yjur fk)gsgjmi`8gmn prj)kssks. &+ yju `rk ,ust ` nuy td`t !`mts tj d`vk ` njjf

tgik !gtd tdk ok`utg+ua a`fy `mf yju `rk pakmty `v`ga`oak `mf `s !kaa( )`m nj tj

`my !ji`m gm tdk o`r `mf d`vk ,ust `s iu)d )jm+gfkm)k !gtd tdki `s yju d`f

!gtd dkr( sdk !gaa +kka k-trkikay `ttr`)tkf tj yju.

/mjtdkr tdgmn td`t & tdgm8 gs k-trkikay +ummy gs dj! nuys tdgm8 td`t ,ust ok)`usk

` !ji`m gs ` ( sdk gs sjikdj! njgmn tj ok ijrk sk-u`aay jpkm tdkm tdgs ngra

jvkr dkrk !dj gs ` $#. j yju d`vk t!j ngras( jmk gs frksskf tj tdk mgmks `mf

tdk jtdkr jmk gs !k`rgmn td`t dk typk )ajtdgmn `mf fjksm5t rk`aay `ppk`r `aa td`t

djt. / ajt j+ nuys i`8k tdgs igst`8k j+ tdgm8gmn td`t tdk ngra !dj gs !k`rgmn 0"

6`iikr p`mts gs `utji`tg)`aay njgmn tj ok k`sgkr tj a`y( tdky `rk fk`f !rjmn.

Vk)dmg)`aay( !jikm tkmf tj frkss akss `mf ijrk sk-u`aay sunnkstgvk !dkm tdky

`rk jvua`tgmn( !dg)d gs !dkm tdky `rk dgstjrg)`aay ijrk sk-u`aay prjigs)ujus.

j( g+ yju !`mt tj i`8k njjf fk)gsgjms( yju !juaf ok vkry !gsk gm 8mj!gmn

!dkm `mf dj! tj tdk trk`t dkr vkry sk-u`aay `nnrkssgvkay sj td`t yju )`m nkt

!d`t yju fkskrvk `mf tdk =ug)8kst i`mmkr pjssgoak.

& okagkvk td`t yju fkskrvk tj fgspa`y yjur sk-u`agty( fjm5t yju1 'vkry sgmnak f`y(

nuys `ttkipt tj usk rjutgmks( pg)8up agmks `mf tdgmns ag8k tdgs jm !jikm tj nj

aj!kr tdki tj tdkgr okfs. Vd`t gs prjo`oay tdk stupgfkst tdgmn td`t yju )`m fj

!dkm ` !ji`m ,ust !`mts tj ok skfu)kf vkry =ug)8ay `mf nj tj okf !gtd tdgsnuy. urk( dk i`y sakkp !gtd dkr( ykt( tdk jmay tdgmns td`t sdk rk`aay !`mtkf !`s

` )jupak j+ frgm8s `mf ` nuy !dj gs !gaagmn tj tju)d `mf 8gss `aa jvkr dkr( ,ust ag8k

dk !`mts tj. &+ yju `rk si`rt kmjund tj ok `oak tj rk`f !dkm ` !ji`m !`mts tj

!`mts yju sk-u`aay tdkm yju `rk `dk`f j+ D#G j+ tdk pkjpak gm tdgs pg)8 up

`rtgsts n`ik.

Nkt Ajst gm '`)djtdkr5s /ris( Ejt tdk ^jraf Cgaakf !gtd ufnkikmts.

Vdkrk `rk sj i`my pg)8 up `rtgsts jut tdkrk td`t )jipaktkay mknak)t tdk sk-u`a`spk)ts j+ tdk rka`tgjmsdgps td`t tdky nkt tdkiskavks gmtj. Vdky s`y `aa tdk rgndt

agmks( tdky i`8k dkr a`und( tdky i`8k dkr )d`sk dgi +jr ` !dgak `mf tdkm

kvkmtu`aay dk sakkps !gtd tdki. 6k i`y fgs)`rf ` ngra td`t dk ag8ks `mf tdgm8s gs

`osjautkay !jmfkr+ua ,ust +jr tdk sgipak +`)t td`t dk gs ` pg)8 up `rtgst `mf dk

!`mts tj `ppk`r )jja tj dgs +rgkmfs `mf +jr sjik jff rk`sjm( sdk fjks mjt ajj8

pkr+k)t +jr sdk gs tjj sdjrt jr sdk gs ` agttak ogt jvkr!kgndt jr tdk !`y td`t sdk

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frkssks gs mjt pkr+k)t +jr dgs gi`nk.

& agtkr`aay s`! tdgs nuy jm tkakvgsgjm i`8k jut !gtd tdgs ngra( nkt dkr djik `mf sdk

`))gfkmt`aay trgppkf jm tdk )uro. ^dkm sdk trgppkf jm tdk )uro dk skmt dkr o`)8

djik tj tdk )auo ok)`usk dk s`gf td`t sdk !`s ,ust ` agttak tjj ikssy jr sajppy

+jr dgi. &+ yju rk`aay ajj8 `t tdk +jjt`nk( dk gs tdk jmk !dj trgppkf `mf mjt dkr.

6k `)tu`aay trgppkf jm dkr `mf sdk +kaa td`m dk pg)8kf dkr up.

;ju mkvkr !`mt tj ok ` nuy !dj gs su)d `m `ss 8gsskr j+ kvkryjmk kask td`t yju

mknak)t yjur j!m mkkfs `mf fksgrks jr yju +kka tdk mkkf tj fgsrkspk)t sjikjmk

kask ok)`usk yju d`vk sjik typk j+ rgfg)uajus =ujt` tj +gaa.

&s gt njgmn tj 8gaa yju tj sakkp !gtd ` ngra !dj gs ` agttak tjj +`t1 /rk yju mjt tdk

s`ik pkrsjm( tdk s`ik k-`)t pg)8 up `rtgst g+ yju sakkp !gtd ` ngra !dj gs ` agttak

tjj )duooy1 /rk yjur +rgkmfs njgmn tj t`a8 `ojut yju gm ` mkn`tgvk !`y ok)`usk

sdk sakpt !gtd ` ngra !dj tdky )jmsgfkr td`t1 &+ tdky `rk njgmn tj tk`sk `mf t`a8

tdkm tdky5rk mjt rk`aay yjur +rgkmfs `mf & !juaf +kka ijrk j+ ` fksgrk tj sdj! tdgs

ngra rkspk)t( tdkm & !juaf tj 8gss iy +rgkmfs `ssks. Vd`t gs tdk fg++krkm)k

okt!kkm ik `mf sj i`my jtdkr pg)8 up `rtgsts jut tdkrk.

& `i ` pkrsjm !dj )`m sk-u`aay ks)`a`tk vkry =ug)8ay jm `osjautkay njrnkjus!jikm `mf gm tdk ik`m!dgak( g+ & +gmf ` ngra !dj i`y mjt ok sj `ttr`)tgvk( ykt( &

stgaa !`mt tj d`vk sjik +um( & `i mjt njgmn tj `)t ag8k sjik prgi` fjmm` ogt)d

`mf mjt nkt iy 0`) njgmn. &t gs mjt `s g+ & `i njgmn tj i`rry `myjmk `my!`y.

&m +`)t( tdgs gs `)tu`aay ` sgnm td`t !jikm ajj8 +jr !dj `rk vkry ok`utg+ua. Fjks

dk ,ust 8gss ok`utg+ua !jikm `ssks `mf trk`t tdki !kaa jr fjks dk trk`t `aa

!jikm !kaa1 Njf 8mj!s td`t DDG j+ tdksk ok`utg+ua !jikm d`vk prjoakis td`t

ijst nuys )jipaktkay mknak)t ok)`usk tdky `rk ok`utg+ua. ^d`t `m gfgjt. Vdky

!gaa mkvkr kvkm i`8k `my typk j+ kijtgjm`a )jmmk)tgjm !gtd tdki ok)`usk tdky)`mmjt ok djmkst !gtd tdkiskavks `ojut tdk !jikm `rk tdkrk sakkpgmn !gtd. &+

dk )`m ok sj djmkst tj nj `dk`f `mf ngvk ` ngra !dj gs ` agttak dk`vgkr tdk tgik j+

dgs ag+k( sdk 8mj!s td`t gt gs mjt njgmn tj ak`vk dkr `t tdk +grst sgnm j+ dkr ajsgmn jr

jr n`gmgmn : pjumfs. Vdgs gs vkry rk`ssurgmn tj !jikm `s !kaa `s `mjtdkr tr`gt

td`t gs vkry `ttr`)tgvk gm !jikm.

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Euffagmn

"uffagmn gs sjiktdgmn td`t gs vkry pj!kr+ua gm tdk n`ik j+ skfu)tgjm. Hatgi`tkay(

tdgs gs dj! gt !jr8s2 tdkrk gs ` )dkig)`a )`aakf j-ytj)gm td`t gs rkak`skf !dkm

yju spjjm jr )uffak !gtd !jikm. Vdk ijrk td`t yju spjjm `mf )uffak !gtd

!jikm( tdk ijrk td`t tdgs )dkig)`a !gaa rkak`sk.

^d`t d`ppkms gs tdgs2 tdgs )dkig)`a j-ytj)gm )`usks yju tj +kka vkry )ajsk tj tdk

pkrsjm td`t i`fk yju rkak`sk gt. j( g+ & i`8k ` ngra rkak`sk ` tjm j+ j-ytj)gm(

tdkm sdk gs njgmn tj +kka ` vkry gmtgi`tk ojmf !gtd ik td`t sdk !gaa mjt +kka !gtd

jtdkr nuys. Vdgs gs `osjautkay nrk`t ok)`usk ` ajt j+ iy n`ik fk`as !gtd nkttgmn

` vkry fkkp skmsk j+ r`ppjrt !gtd ` !ji`m. Vdk ijrk r`ppjrt td`t ` !ji`m

+kkas !gtd yju( tdk k`sgkr gt !gaa ok +jr dkr tj jpkm up tj yju `mf tdk d`rfkr gt !gaa

ok +jr dkr tj akt yju nj.

Vdgs gs !d`t ` ajt j+ nuys fjm5t rk`ag9k. ^dkm yju `rk d`vgmn sk- +jr i`8gmn ajvk

!gtd ` !ji`m( !d`t d`ppkms gs yju pjtkmtg`aay rkak`sk ` ajt j+ j-ytj)gm gm dkr.

Vdgs gs !dy Ajagt` 6ypmjsgs gs sj pj!kr+ua. Ajagt` 6ypmjsgs gs sj pj!kr+ua

ok)`usk !d`t yju `rk fjgmn gs yju `rk umak`sdgmn ` ajt j+ tdk fkkp `mf f`r8

+`mt`sgks td`t ` !ji`m d`s kiokffkf `t tdk vkry )jrk j+ dkr okgmn. &+ & )`usk

dkr tj +kka `i`9gmn( !d`t yju `rk fjgmn gs )jmmk)tgmn yjurska+ tj td`t p`rt j+ dkrtd`t )jmt`gms tdjsk vkry fkkp ikijrgks. &+ &5i tdk nuy td`t gs )jmmk)tgmn tdk

ijst tj tdjsk fkkp ikijrgks( tdkm !d`t !gaa d`ppkm gs sdk !gaa +`aa fkkpay gm

ajvk !gtd ik vkry k`sgay ok)`usk & d`vk ` +k! j-ytj)gm )jmmk)tgjm !gtd ` ngra gm

` p`rt j+ dkr igmf td`t gs ijst vuamkr`oak `mf pj!kr+ua.

Vdgs gs `mjtdkr rk`sjm td`t +jrkpa`y sj gipjrt`mt. ^dkm yju `rk p`rtg)gp`tgmn gm

+jrkpa`y( !gtd yju `rk fjgmn gs yju `rk ougafgmn up tdk j-ytj)gm )jmmk)tgjm !gtd

yju d`vk !gtd dkr. Vdk ijrk tdk yju 8mj! td`t tdgs )jmmk)tgjm( tdk ijrk td`tsdk !gaa +kka `i`9gmn tj!`rfs yju `s !kaa `s +kka !gaagmn tj fj !d`tkvkr yju s`y.

^d`t gs usu`aay ougat `mf j-ytj)gm )jmmk)tgjm !gtd dkr td`t dkr +rgkmfs( +`igay

`mf dkr p`rkmts )`mmjt ougaf !gtd dkr1 ^kaa( +`)t gs td`t yju )`m. / !ji`m gs

ijst vuamkr`oak tj tdgs )jmmk)tgjm !gtd tdk nuy !dj gs jpkmigmfkf ok)`usk

tdk pkjpak td`t sdk d`s tdk )ajskst ojmfs !gtd `rk typg)`aay pkjpak td`t sdk

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d`tks tdk ijst. &i`ngmk tdgs2 dkr ijtdkr gs )jmst`mtay trygmn tj nkt dkr tj )d`mnk

dkr ag+k `mf !dj sdk gs. 6kr +`tdkr gs )jmst`mtay trygmn tj nkt dkr tj )d`mnk. 6kr

orjtdkrs `mf sgstkrs )jmst`mtay m`nngmn dkr `ojut !d`t sdk gs +`gagmn `t( ykt( yju

`rk tdk nuy !dj gs umfkrst`mfgmn j+ `aa j+ tdk +kkagmns td`t sdk d`s `m yju

`))kpt dkr +rji sdk gs. ;kt( yju fj mjt `aaj! dkr tj ok suop`r( yju `)tu`aay d`vk

tdk nkmtak tju)d td`t gt t`8ks tj nkt dkr tj )d`mnk gm ` !`y td`t gs ijst

)ji+jrt`oak tj dkr. Vdgs gs k-trkikay pj!kr+ua.

Vdgs gs `)tu`aay tdk rk`sjm td`t ` ajt j+ !jikm +`aa gm ajvk !gtd dkr tdkr`pgst. /

ngra gs vkry k`sy tj +`aa dk`f jvkr dkkas gm ajvk !gtd dkr tdkr`pgst ok)`usk dkr

tdkr`pgst mjt ,ufnk dkr +jr `mytdgmn td`t sdk fjks. &t gs mjt ajj8 `t dkr gm `

mkn`tgvk agndt jr t`a8 fj!m tj dkr( mkgtdkr gs dk oagmf tj tdk +`)t td`t sdk gs mjt

pkr+k)t. Vdgs gs !dy tdkr`pgst `mf tdk !jikm i`8k su)d ` pjtkmt i`t)d. Vdgs gs

`)tu`aay jmk j+ tdk rk`sjms td`t iy prjnr`i k- Lgttkm Xrjnr`iigmn gs sj

pj!kr+ua.

Fj Wju U`ojt`nk Wjur Uueekss ,gt# ,jikm

ka+ s`ojt`nk gs sjiktdgmn td`t yju `osjautkay d`vk tj kmfurk `s ` pg)8 up

`rtgst. 6j! tdky dkap yju k-pk)t yjurska+ tj ok pkr+k)t1 /rk yju rk`aay suppjskf

tj mkvkr k-pkrgikmt !gtd `mytdgmnB Vj mkvkr k-pkrgikmt !gtd `my mk! )jm)kptsjr pdgajsjpdgks1 Jovgjusay( g+ yju try mk! tdgmns tdkm yju `rk uatgi`tkay puttgmn

yjurska+ `t rgs8 +jr i`8gmn ` igst`8k !dkrk yju !juafm5t usu`aay. ;ju d`vk tj ok

j8`y !gtd td`t g+ yju k-pk)t tj skk `my nrj!td.

Ajj8 `t Vgnkr ^jjfs( Vgnkr ^jjfs !gaa agtkr`aay rugm dgs j!m sdjt jm tdk nja+

)jursk ok)`usk dk gs tkstgmn jut ` mk! tdkjry. /s ` i`stkr skfu)kr( yju5vk njt

tj ok )ji+jrt`oak !gtd fjgmn tdk s`ik tdgmn. Vdk ijrk td`t yju tkst jm mk!

tdkjrgks( tdk okttkr ` skfu)kr jr pg)8 up `rtgst yju !gaa ok.

Vdk !jrst tdgmn td`t )`m d`ppkm gs tdgs2 yju +gmf ` iktdjf td`t !jr8s +jr yju

`mf yju stg)8 tj gt. ;ju igndt nkt a`gf ijrk gm tdk sdjrttkri( ykt( !dkm gt )jiks

tj okgmn td`t k-)gtgmn `mf )d`rgsi`tg) pg)8 up `rtgst td`t yju5vk `a!`ys frk`ikf

j+( yju !gaa uatgi`tkay rugm td`t jppjrtumgty( sgipay ok)`usk yju fgf mjt !`mt tj

i`8k ` igst`8k.

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/ ajt j+ tgiks( & fj `mf s`y tdgmns & !juaf mkvkr gmstru)t iy stufkmts tj fj `mf

s`y. & igndt ikkt ` ngra `mf agtkr`aay( ?# sk)jmfs a`tkr & `i i`8gmn jut !gtd dkr. &s

td`t sjiktdgmn td`t &5i njgmn tj tk`)d iy stufkmts tj fj1 & )`mmjt tk`)d iy

stufkmts tj 8mj! g+ ` ngra !`mts tj ok 8gsskf !gtd tdk ?# sk)jmfs j+ ikktgmn

tdki. & )`mmjt gmstru)t iy stufkmts tj i`8k igst`8ks( tgik `mf tgik `n`gm `t

td`t akvka. Vdk rk`sjm gs ok)`usk & pa`y gm dgnd rgs8 tkrrgtjry `mf & fjm5t !`mt

sjik `i`tkur tdgm8gmn td`t dk )`m ,ust nj `rjumf i`8gmn jut !gtd r`mfji

str`mnkrs !dkmkvkr dk !`mts tj.

/atdjund( & fk+gmgtkay km)jur`nk pkjpak td`t5s d`vgmn tdk )jur`nk tj i`8k tdk

fk)gsgjms td`t tdky !`mt tj i`8k +jr tdkiskavks gs k-trkikay okmk+g)g`a `mf

sjiktdgmn td`t tdky sdjuaf fj.

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&5aa k-pa`gm tj yju2 tdkrk gs tdk nuy st`rtkf ^g8gpkfg . Vdgs pkrsjm gs mjt rg)d

+gm`m)g`aay ykt dk d`s tdk muiokr +gvk ijst pjpua`r !kosgtk gm tdk kmtgrk !jraf.

6k fk)gfkf td`t ngvgmn gm+jri`tgjm tj pkjpak td`t mkkfkf gs ijrk gipjrt`mt gm

k`rmgmn tjms `mf tjms j+ ijmky. Vdgs nuy !gaa d`vk ajts j+ ngras.

/mjtdkr s)km`rgj2 ` nuy gs ` HX frgvkr. 6gs purpjsk gs tj d`vk +um `mf km,jy

dgs ag+k `s !kaa `s tj tr`vka. 6k gs gm sd`pk dk5s njjfajj8gmn `mf !jikm `rk

njgmn tj ok vkry `ttr`)tkf tj dgi `utji`tg)`aay.

& 8mj! tdgs nuy !dj gs vkry gmtkaagnkmt. 6k agvks !gtd dgs ijtdkr( pa`ys vgfkj

n`iks `aa f`y `mf fjksm5t frkss mg)k `t `aa. 6k gs mjt tdk )kmtkr j+ `my sj)g`a

nrjup !dkrk !jikm )jaak)t( dk fjksm5t frkss N( dk fjksm5t kvkm j!m ` )`r.

6k fjksm5t kvkm nj tj )jaaknk. 6j! gs tdgs nuy kvkr njgmn tj ok su))kss+ua !gtd

!jikm g+ yju )`m5t ok)jik p`rt j+ ` )`stk jr )a`ss j+ dui`m okgmn td`t

)jiiumg)`tks !gtd `myjmk jutsgfk j+ dgs ^jraf j+ ^`r)r`+t ouffgks1

/ nuy ag8k tdgs yju )`m ngvk `aa j+ tdk skfu)tgjm i`tkrg`a yju !`mt ykt gt !gaa mkvkr

`ijumt tj `mytdgmn `t `aa k-)kpt tdk !kt frk`i j+ skfu)gmn ` ok`utg+ua( oajmfk(

t`aa ijfka !gtd ogn tgts.

Vdgs nuy prjo`oay +kkas `s g+ mj jmk umfkrst`mfs dgi. Vdgs nuy prjo`oay +kkas `s

g+ dk !gaa gmst`mtay ok rk,k)tkf !dkm dk t`a8s tj !jikm. Vdk trutd gs td`t

sjik!dkrk gm tdk !jraf tdkrk gs ` i`m td`t d`s tdk s`ik k-`)t +k`turks +`)g`aay(

tdk s`ik k-`)t ougaf( dkgndt( !kgndt( m`ik `mf d`gr )jajr `s dgi `mf dk nkts

a`gf ag8k ` rj)8 st`r. ^dy1

&t `aa ojgas fj!m tj tdgs jmk =ukstgjm2 fjks tdk nuy gm =ukstgjm d`vk ` skmsk j+

ska+ purpjsk1

6krk( & !gaa ngvk kvkry i`m agstkmgmn tj tdgs jmk pgk)k j+ gm+jri`tgjm td`t !gaa

gm)rk`sk yjur n`ik tkm+jaf `mf i`8k yju ` ijrk pak`s`mt pkrsjm tj ok

`rjumf( i`fk yjur purpjsk gm ag+k yjur !kt frk`i.

^dkm & s`y tj i`8k yjur purpjsk gm ag+k yjur !kt frk`i( fj & ik`m td`t &5i

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t`a8gmn `ojut ` agtkr`a !kt frk`iB ^kaa( gt )`m ok. ;kt !juafm5t p`rt j+ yjur !kt

frk`i gm)aufk i`8gmn !jikm +kka sk-u`aay gm)rkfgoak1 Xrjuf tj ok `rjumf yju1

;ju mkkf tj1 Vj aust yju1 Vj ok josksskf !gtd yju1 ^kaa & !juaf surk djpk sj.

6j! `ojut i`8gmn yjur purpjsk gm ag+k( jr `t ak`st jmk j+ yjur sjak purpjsks gm

ag+k tj turm !jikm jm ijrk td`m kvkr okkm turmkf jm ok+jrk sk-u`aay gm tdkgr

ag+k1

Fjks Wjur Djik _kprkskmt %#k _k`a Wju

^dj `rk yju1 ^d`t yju !`mt gm yjur ag+k1 ^d`t gs gipjrt`mt tj yju1 Vdksk `rk

tdk =ukstgjms td`t yju sdjuaf `s8 yjurska+ !dkm yju `rk ajj8gmn `t yjurska+ gm

tdk igrrjr kvkry sgmnak f`y. ^dkm yju a`gf o`)8 gm yjur okf `mf +`mt`sg9k `ojut

!dj yju `rk `mf !dj yju !`mt tj ok( !d`t yju skk1

Fj yju skk sjikjmk !dj gs ` pa`yojy1 Fj yju skk sjikjmk !dj gs `

sjpdgstg)`tkf nkmtaki`m !dj gs `m `rtgst `mf !`mts tj d`vk +um gm dgs ag+k1 Fj

yju skk yjurska+ `s sjik typk j+ nkk8( !dj ag8ks tk)dmjajng)`a tdgmns `mf

n`fnkts `mf !`mts tj skfu)k !jikm !gtd td`t1 /aa j+ tdk `ojvk `rk )jipaktkay

pa`usgoak +jr yju tj `ttr`)t !jikm !gtd( gs ,ust td`t yju d`vk tj ok vkry fk)gsgvk

!dkm i`8gmn fk)gsgjms `ojut dj! yju agvk ok)`usk tdky gip`)t yjur ag+k `mf

dkr fk)gsgjmi`8gmn prj)kssks ijrk td`m yju 8mj!.

/ pkrsjm i`8ks fk)gsgjms typg)`aay vkry =ug)8ay o`skf jm tdgmns jm tdk jutsgfk.

^d`t typk j+ )`r fj yju frgvk( dj! gs yjur `p`rtikmt jr djusk +urmgsdkf1 ^d`t

typk j+ `r)dktypks fj yju +gt gm1 &+ tdk `r)dktypks td`t yju +gt gm `rk

)jipakikmt ry tj dkrs tdkm sdk !gaa `utji`tg)`aay !`mt tj ok)jik ` p`rt j+ yjur

ag+k. Vd`t gs !dkrk tdk gfk` j+ )jmnrukm)k gm tdk pg)8 up `rtgst )jiiumgty )`ik

+rji. Vdkrk `rk sjik nuys !dj d`vk tdgs gi`nk j+ okgmn ` pa`yojy( !dkm rk`aay

tdky `rk nkk8s !dj fj mjt fj `my j+ tdk tdgmns jr kvkm ag8k ` pa`yojy ag+kstyak.Vdky fj mjt !`mt tj d`mn jut jm tdk s)kmk jr fj `my j+ tdksk pa`yojy tdgmns...

sj tdky igndt `ttr`)t !jikm( ykt( !jikm +gmf `aa j+ tdksk djaks gm tdk gi`nk `rk

suppjskf tj ok pjrtr`ygmn `mf tdky nkt s)`rkf `mf rum `!`y gmstk`f j+

gmvkstgn`tgmn )ajskr tj skk !d`t 8gmf j+ nuy dk rk`aay gs.

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&+ & `i ` pkrsjm !dj rk`aay ag8ks `rt `mf sk-( fj & rk`aay !`mt tj ok jr `)t ag8k

sjik kpuoag)`m nuy !dj tdgm8s td`t `rt `mf sk- `rk uskakss tj `ttr`)t sjik

ok`utg+ua kpuoag)`m ngra1 0`yok. &+ yju !`mt tj `ttr`)t dkr +jr tdk sdjrt tkri(

td`t gs +gmk. &+ yju !`mt tj `ttr`)t dkr +jr tdk ajmn tkri( yju d`vk tj `s8 yjurska+ `

djmkstay skrgjus =ukstgjm2 fj yju d`vk `my j+ tdjsk kpuoag)`m tr`gts gm yju

`ark`fy1

C`)t gs( g+ yju `rk gmtj sjik kpuoag)`m ngra( tdkm td`t ik`ms td`t yju prjo`oay

d`vk sjik fksgrk tj ok dj! 0)"`gm gs jr ok `ssj)g`tkf !gtd tdk kpuoag)`m

sjrt j+ `ttgtufk jr igmfskt. Vd`t fjks mjt ik`m td`t yju d`vk tj nkt rgf j+ sk-

`mf `rt `spk)ts j+ yjur ag+k( td`t ,ust ik`ms td`t yju d`vk tj +gmf ` mk!

pdgajsjpdy td`t gm)jrpjr`tks tdki ojtd.

Xdgajsjpdgks `mf igmfskts `rk ` ajt ijrk `oumf`mt td`m tdky !krk ?# yk`rs

`nj. ?# yk`rs `nj( tdkrk !krk jmay ` d`mf+ua j+ iusg) `rtgsts `mf k`)d jmk j+

tdki sjaf ag8k : igaagjm )jpgks j+ tdkgr `aoui. 'vkry!dkrk tdky !kmt( tdky !krk

ajj8kf `t `s njfs( !jrsdgpkf `mf `figrkf. Ej!( gm tdk f`ys td`t !k agvk gm mj!(

!jikm skk )juaf ikkt ` nuy !dj gs ` )kakorgty `mf mjt kvkm 8mj! !dj dk gs

ok)`usk tdkrk `rk sj i`my fg++krkmt typks j+ )kakorgtgks gm tdgs !jraf tjf`y.

'`)d )kakorgty k`)d d`s tdkgr j!m gfkjajny `ojut !d`t gipjrt`mt gs td`t dj! gt

`aa )jiks tjnktdkr. &s tdkrk ` !`y td`t yju )`m usk yjur kpuoag)`m sgfk tj su)8dkr gm ykt( tkipt dkr `mf `ttr`)t dkr !gtd tdk vkry tdgmns td`t `ttr`)t yju `ojut

tdgs ijrk sk-u`ag9kf( `rtgstg) ag+kstyak td`t yju `fjrk. ust ok)`usk sdk fjks mjt

ag8k gt mj! fjks mjt ik`m td`t sdk !gaa kvkr ag8k gt( gt gs ,ust td`t sdk d`s mkvkr

d`f `m `fk=u`tk tjur nugfk td`t )`m sdj! dkr !d`t sdk gs igssgmn.

@rk Wju @ Ua`"k tj Uk8)

/ ajt j+ nuys jut tdkrk +kka `s g+ tdky mkkf !jikm tj su))kkf jr ok d`ppy gm ag+k.& rkikiokr tdgs tgik( & `)tu`aay +`gakf rk`aay o`f !gtd tdk ngra. & !`s )rygmn tj iy

+rgkmf 7& mkkf sk-... 6j! iy njgmn tj nj !gtdjut sk-. &t !`s `s g+ & !`s `)tu`aay

njgmn gms`mk ok)`usk & !`s mjt d`vgmn iu)d su))kss !gtd tdk a`fgks jr & !`s

jm ` fry spkaa. &t !`s jmk j+ tdk !jrst +kkagmns td`t &5vk kvkr d`f ` iy ag+k. & !`s

agtkr`aay )rygmn. & ,ust ajst iy ngra+rgkmf tj ` ngra !dgak sdk fuipkf ik tdk mk-t

f`y. ^d`t ` tkrrgoak +kkagmn.

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^gaa tdk okst tdgmns td`t & d`vk kvkr fjmk gs tj `aaj! iyska+ tj 8mj! td`t & fj mjt

mkkf !jikm gm iy ag+k tj ok d`ppy. & fj mjt mkkf tj skfu)k jr f`tk iuatgpak

!jikm tj ok d`ppy. Vdk jmay tdgmn td`t & rk`aay d`vk tj d`vk dgs pk`)k !gtd

iyska+ `mf `a!`ys d`vk iy prjnrkss dk`fgmn tjr!`rfs tdk rgndt fgrk)tgjm.

;ju `a!`ys !`mt tj 8mj! td`t yju )`m nj tj tdk mk-t akvka !dkmkvkr yju !`mt

tj. ;ju `rk mkvkr stu)8 tj jmk f`tgmn sgtu`tgjm( jmk ngra jr jmk !`y j+ tdgm8gmn.

;ju )`m `a!`ys prjnrkss `mf +gmf tdk su))kss td`t yju5vk `a!`ys !`mtkf tj.

^jikm `rk !jmfkr+ua `mf )`m i`8k yju +kka k-trkikay njjf `ojut yjurska+(

ykt( yju iust umfkrst`mf td`t sdk gs jmay dui`m. ^krk ngra !`mts tj +kka

rkspjmsgoak +jr i`8gmn yju +kka njjf1 &m ` rka`tgjmsdgp( gt gs okst tj pa`y ` rjak

td`t gs sgiga`r tj dkr +`tdkr `s jppjskf tj tdk rjak td`t gs sjiktdgmn sgiga`r tj dkr

sjm. ;ju `rk sjikjmk !dj gs )jmst`mtay i`8gmn dkr ag+k okttkr `mf !jr8gmn jm

giprjvgmn dkr. ;ju )j`- sk- jut j+ dkr( ag8k ` +`tdkr )j`-ks )jipag`m)k jut j+

tdkgr f`undtkrs. "jipag`m)k gs sjiktdgmn td`t yju gmspgrk( mjt sjiktdgmn td`t

yju )`m fki`mf.

Vdk ijst gipjrt`mt tdgmn td`t yju iust 8mj! gs td`t gt gs vkry gipjrt`mt +jr yju

tj p`y `ttkmtgjm tj yjur sk-u`agty `mf yjur sk- frgvk( ykt( umfkrst`mf td`t yju

`rk tdk jmay pkrsjm td`t )`m t`8k )`rk j+ td`t p`rt j+ yjur ag+k( mjt `myjmk kask.&mstk`f j+ okgmn ` sa`vk tj yjur sk-u`agty( pr`)tg)k i`8gmn !jikm `)tu`aay +kka

njjf. &t gs mjt td`t tdgs !gaa mjt m`tur`aay d`ppkm g+ yju `rk skfu)gmn dkr( ykt( gt gs

,ust ` okttkr +r`ik +jr yju tj !jr8 +rji.

&mstk`f j+ okgmn josksskf !gtd yjur j!m sk-u`agty( ok josksskf !gtd dkrs.

&mstk`f j+ okgmn josksskf !gtd dj! djt sdk ajj8s( ok josksskf !gtd dj! djt

sdk +kkas.

Vdk suotak )d`mnks gm yjur +r`iks )`m `aaj! yju tj +kka `osjautkay k-)kaakmt(

ykt( sdj! yju dj! !jikm `rk rk)kgvgmn tdk ng+t( mjt yjurska+. &s ` +`tdkr rk`aay

josksskf !gtd ngvgmn ng+ts +rji dgs f`undtkr1 Jr gs ` njjf +`tdkr josksskf !gtd

ngvgmn ng+ts tj dgs f`undtkr1 Vdksk suotak )d`mnks !gaa gm)rk`sk yjur sk- ag+k

tkm+jaf.

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*`mt`s !gra

&t gs `osjautkay gipkr`tgvk +jr yju tj 8mj! td`t tdk jmay pkr+k)tgjm gt )jiks gm ag+k

gs tdk pkr+k)tgjm td`t yju gmvkmt. j akt ik `s8 yju( fjks td`t ik`m td`t ag+k gs

mjt njjf ok)`usk tdkrk gs mj pkr+k)tgjm jtdkr td`m tdk pkr+k)tgjm td`t yju

gmvkmt1 Vdk rk`a =ukstgjm gs2 fj yju +kka `s g+ tdk rkst j+ tdk !jraf gs okttkr td`m

yju1 djuafm5t yjur vkrsgjm j+ pkr+k)tgjm ok okttkr td`m tdk rkst j+ tdk !jraf5s1

/rk yju mjt si`rt kmjund tj skk dj! pkr+k)tgjm gs gm yjur ag+k `ark`fy1 Vdgs gs

typk j+ ajng) td`t yju sdjuaf ajj8 `t !d`t yju `rk ajj8gmn +jr yjur frk`i ngra.

0jst gipjrt`mt p`rt `ojut ag+k gs +gmfgmn pak`surk gm `aa tdk jppjrtumgtgks td`t yju

nkt yjurska+ gmtj. 6`vgmn tdk `ogagty tj skk njjf gm ` ag+k td`t jtdkr pkjpak fj mjt

skk `s njjf `s yju skk gt. ;jur ,jo gs tj ok `oak tj nkt tdkrk gs iu)d pj!kr `s

yju pjssgoay )`m jut j+ tdk sgtu`tgjms td`t yju `rk gm gm )jmtrja tdki !gtd yjur

+`mt`sy `mf gm yjur +`mt`sy tdgs ngra gs yjur +`mt`sy ngra.

Vdkrk `rk sj i`my nuys td`t +kka ag8k tdkrk gs jmay jmk ngra +jr tdki. Vdgs gs `

vkry agigtgmn okagk+ td`t !gaa uatgi`tkay i`8k gt vkry fg++g)uat +jr yju tj d`vk

su))kss !gtd !jikm. Vdky !gaa i`8k yju d`vk su))kss !jikm g+ yju k-pk)t tj

+gmf kvkrytdgmn njjf gm jmk !jikm !gtdjut )rk`tgmn gt yjurska+. &m +`)t( )rk`tgmn

ok`uty gs tdk spg)k j+ ag+k.

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&t gs vkry mg)k tj i`8k ` ngra +kka `osjautkay njrnkjus `ojut dkrska+. &t gs mg)k tj

i`8k !jikm stgaa vkry mg)k( ykt( ok vkry si`rt `mf 8mj! tdky fgf yju ajsk dkr

td`t !gaa ok tkms j+ tdjus`mfs j+ djurs. /s8 yjurska+ tdgs =ukstgjm 7g+ sdk !`s

yjur frk`i ngra( !dg)d yju rk`aay ak`vk yju1 jiktgiks !k i`8k igst`8ks `mf

!k ngvk !jikm )rkfgt !gtd ` fj mjt fkskrvk gt. Vd`t gs j8`y( `s ajmn `s yju `rk

si`rt kmjund tj i`8k yjur igst`8ks `mf ijvk jm. 'vkm tdk okst skfu)krs

i`8k dunk igst`8ks. Vdgs gs ,ust dj! tdk n`ik njks.

& d`vk agtkr`aay !`stkf !kk8s !gtd !jikm `ttkiptkf tj +gnurk jut g+ tdky `rk

`ttkiptgmn tj pa`y ik jr tdk sgm td`t tdky )rk`tkf !`s `m `))gfkmt. / ajt j+

tgiks( !dkm ` ngra +gmf td`t td`t yju `rk pg)8 up `rtgsts( dkr !djak nj`a gs tj i`8k

yju +`aa gm ajvk `mf tdkm ak`vk yju. Vdgs gs ,ust p`rt j+ tdk n`ik.

Fjks Wjur !gra$rgkmf D`tk Wju)

J+tkm tgiks( yju5aa +gmf td`t sjik !jikm fj mjt ag8k yjur su))kss. &i`ngmk tdgs2

yju d`vk ` nuy ag8k 6und 6k+mkr !dj gs 3# yk`rs jaf `mf )`m stgaa sakkp !gtd

`osjautkay njrnkjus !jikm. Vdkm( yju d`vk ` ngra !dj )`mmjt kvkm sakkp !gtd

!jikm gs ok`utg+ua `mf sdk gs # yk`rs jaf. Jr( yju nkt ` nuy !dj )`m s`y !d`t

dk !`mts( `)t dj! dk !`mts `mf ok !gtd `my !jikm td`t dk !`mts tj ok !gtd(

ykt( tdkrk5s ` ngra d`tks `mf td`t k-`)t s`ik rk`sjm.

^`s up tdk `mtk ` agttak ogt( yju nkt ` !ji`m !dj d`tks ` nuy +jr tdk su))kss

td`t dk d`s !gtd jtdkr !jikm( sj sdk fjks dkr okst tj i`8k dgi +`aa gm ajvk !gtd

dkr( tdkm sdk fjks dkr okst tj put tdki tdrjund dkaa( ,ust tj nkt dgi o`)8 okgmn

sj su))kss+ua !gtd !jikm. &+ yju !`s gm su)d ` njjf skfu)kr( dk igndt5vk ajst

dgs sdgrt !dkm tdgs !jikm pa`ykf tdgs n`ik( ykt( dk fgfm5t ok)`usk dk gs okkm

!gtd tdk !djak iyrg`f j+ !jikm !gaa pa`ykf tdk s`ik( k-`)t n`ik !gtd dgi.

Ej!( yju t`8k ` nuy !dj gs ok)jigmn su))kss+ua !gtd !jikm. Vdk puaas `

!ji`m dkrk gm ` !ji`m tdkrk( dk gs tdk jmk `aa rgndt gm tdk n`ik umtga dk ikkts

tdgs ngra !dj d`tks dgs su))kss `mf !`mt tj skk dgi +`ga. Vdgs nuy ngvks dgs dk`rt

tj tdgs ngra `mf sdk )rusdks gt( tdkm !dkm dk `ttkipts tj +gnurk jut !d`t

d`ppkmkf `mf sdk )rusdks gmtj tdki sjik ijrk. Vdgs gs ` sg)8 `mf s`f p`ttkrm(

ykt( gt gs sjiktdgmn td`t kvkry pg)8 up `rtgst d`s tj k-pkrgkm)k gm jrfkr tj

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ok)jik ` i`stkr skfu)kr.

Vdk fkkpkr yju `rk gm tdgs n`ik `mf tdk okttkr td`t yju !`mt tj ok)jik( tdk

ijrk td`t sdk !gaa d`vk tj +`)k tdgmns td`t yju fjm5t mk)kss`rgay !`mt tj +`)k.

Vdk tdgmn gs( yju !`mt tj ok `oak tj +`)k tdki `s =ug)8ay `s pjssgoak sj td`t yju

)`m d`vk su))kss `s +`st `s pjssgoak. &m +`)t( tdkrk gs mj nu`r`mtkk td`t tdk ngra

!dj gs )d`aakmngmn yju !`mt tj skk yju durt gsm5t kvkmtu`aay njgmn tj +`aa gm ajvk

!gtd yju.

& ajvk !jrfs. & ajvk !jrfs `mf a`mnu`nk sj iu)d( td`t & !gaa t`8k rkd`sdkf

!jikm td`t &5vk `ark`fy d`f rka`tgjmsdgps !gtd td`t fgfm5t !jr8 jut `mf usk iy

a`mnu`nk jm tdki tj skfu)k tdki kvkm +urtdkr. & !`mt tdki tj +kka ag8k tdky

igsskf jut jm tdk nr`mfkst jppjrtumgty tj ok !gtd jmk j+ tdk s!kktkst nuys gm

tdk !jraf. & !`mt tdki tj +kka `osjautkay t`8km o`)8 oy aust !gtd tdgm8 j+ ik. &

!`mt tj ik +kka `s g+ tdky +gm`aay +jumf ajvk gm tdkgr ag+k( kvkm tdjund tdky mkvkr

tdjundt tdky !juaf +gmf gt. & !`mt tj i`8k dkr +kka `s g+ sdk5s tdk ijst ok`utg+ua

ngra gm tdk !jraf `mf `s g+ tdkrk !gaa mkvkr ok `mjtdkr !ji`m gs ok`utg+ua gs dkr.

6ky( !dj 8mj!s( & i`y kvkm i`8k dkr +kka `s g+ fuipgmn ik !`s tdk stupgfkst

tdgmn td`t sdk )juaf d`vk kvkr fjmk gm ag+k. Ej!( td`t gs mjt iy gmtkmtgjm( ykt( sdk

i`fk dkr j!m okf `mf mj! sdk d`s tj agk gm gt.

Cr`m8ay( +kkagmns +jr pkjpak )`m ok vkry )jm+usgmn. Agtkr`aay( jmk ijikmt sdk

)`m +kka `s g+ sdk ajvks ik ijrk td`m `mytdgmn `mf gm tdk mk-t ijikmt sdk )`m

+kka `s g+ sdk )jipaktkay d`tks ik. jiktgiks( ` pkrsjm d`tks tj +kka sj gm ajvk

!gtd sjikjmk ok)`usk tdk +kkagmns `rk um)jmtrjaa`oak.

jiktgiks( yju d`vk tj rk`ag9k td`t ` !ji`m gs okgmn prjtk)tgvk j+ dkr +rgkmfs.

jiktgiks( ` !ji`m gs agtkr`aay )r`9y. &m tdgs !jraf `s ` pa`ykr( gt gs mjt )ut `mf

fry( ykt( ijrk td`t yju pa`y gm tdgs !jraf( ijrk su))kss yju !gaa kvkmtu`aay d`vk`mf tdk ijrk +jmf ikijrgks yju !krk d`vk tj ajj8 o`)8 jm.

0 %rge?s %j Ougafgmn Wjur 5#sge`a @ttr`etg"kmkss ,gt# ,jikm

Vdk +grst tdk i`ng)g`m 8mj! `ojut pdysg)`a `ttr`)tgvkmkss gs td`t !jikm

`osjautkay !`mt tj d`vk yju ok pdysg)`aay `ttr`)tgvk g+ tdky `rk njgmn tj jpkm

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tdkiskavks up tj yju. Vj !jikm( tdgs gs jmk j+ tdk ijst gipjrt`mt tr`gt td`t yju

)juaf kvkr t`8k )`rk j+. ;ju iust t`8k )`rk j+ yjurska+ gm tdgs n`ik g+ yju kvkr

k-pk)t tj su))kkf. kfu)gmn !jikm gs jmk j+ tdk ijst k`sy tdgmns gm tdk !jraf

g+ yju d`vk ` nrk`t ajj8 `ojut yjurska+ `m k-trkik prgfk gm yjur pdysg)`a

`ttr`)tgvkmkss. / ajt j+ tgiks( `aa gt t`8ks gs ` mg)k sdjppgmn sprkk `mf yju !gaa

d`vk tdk djmky td`t gt gs t`8ks tj `ttr`)t ok`utg+ua !jikm.

/atdjund tdk !`y td`t yju frkss gs vkry gipjrt`mt( tdk !`y td`t yju sikaa d`s `

vkry pj!kr+ua `++k)t jm ` !ji`m jm ` fkkp suo)jms)gjus akvka. &i`ngmk tdgs(

yju sikaa ,ust ag8k ` igaagjm`grk ok)`usk yju !dkrk tdk s`ik )jajnmk td`t tdk

igaagjm`grk !k`rs. Agttak tdgmns ag8k tdgs ngvks yju tdk `fv`mt`nk !dkm yju `rk

skfu)gmn gm n`igmn !jikm. ;ju iust fk+gmgtkay 8mj! tdki `mf ok vkry `!`rk

j+ tdki( td`t gs !dy iy sgtk gs sj dkap+ua. Jur kmtgrk igssgjm gs tj ngvk yju tdk

`fv`mt`nk jvkr jtdkr ikm. ^d`t yju tdgm8 yju fkskrvk td`t1

&+ ` !ji`m puts ` ajt j+ tgik gmtj dkr pdysg)`a `ttr`)tgjm `mf fjm5t yju okagkvk

td`t yju fkskrvk tj sdj! dkr tdk s`ik )jurtksy1 Xdysg)`a `ttr`)tgvkmkss `mf

tdk !`y td`t yju frkss fk+gmgtkay skp`r`tks tdk ikm +rji tdk ojys. Vdk okttkr

yju ajj8( tdk k`sgkr gt gs njgmn tj ok tj skfu)gmn n`ik `osjautkay njrnkjus

!jikm +rji `aa jvkr tdk !jraf.

/ ajt j+ nuys nkt )`undt up gm tdk !jraf j+ pdysg)`a `ttr`)tgjm `mf tdky +kka gs g+

tdgs gs tdk jmay !`y td`t tdky )`m su))kkf !gtd !jikm. / ajt j+ nuys +kka

`osjautkay oaj! `mf g+ tdky ajsk `aa j+ tdkgr ijmky( tdk vkry tdgmn td`t `ttr`)tkf tj

!jikm tj tdki gm tdk +grst pa`)k. &t gs vkry gipjrt`mt tj umfkrst`mf td`t ajj8gmn

td`t gs vkry `ttr`)tgvk( ykt( gt gs `asj njjf tj umfkrst`mf td`t g+ ` !ji`m fjks mjt

umfkrst`mf yju `mf )`rk `ojut yju !krk mjt tj ok `oak tj ajj8 p`st tdk agttak

igmjr gipkr+k)tgjms td`t yju i`y d`vk( tdkm sdk gs fk+gmgtkay mjt njjf kmjund

+jr yju `mf yju fk+gmgtkay fkskrvk okttkr.

Vdkrk `rk ` ajt j+ nuys gm tdgs !jraf td`t `osjautkay frgvk tdkiskavks `mf s`ygmn

tj 8kkp tdkgr ijmky ,ust sj tdky )`m d`vk ajts j+ ok`utg+ua !jikm gm tdkgr agvks.

Vdky !juaf agtkr`aay s)rk! jvkr tdkgr +rgkmfs `mf ousgmkss p`rtmkrs ,ust sj tdky

)`m 8kkp tdk ijmky td`t tdky `ttr`)tkf sj i`my !jikm !gtd gm tdk p`st. &t gs

`)tu`aay ` )rygmn sd`ik.

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Vj ok )jm+gfkmt !gtd yjurska+ kmjund tj ok `oak tj akt !jikm nj gs jmk j+ tdk

ijst pj!kr+ua tdgmns td`t yju )`m fj `s ` i`stkr skfu)kr jr pg)8 up `rtgst gm tdk

n`ik j+ skfu)tgjm pg)8gmn up !jikm. Vdk `ogagty tj ok `oak tj akt nj gs vkry

`ttr`)tgvk `mf `apd` tj !jikm jm ` vkry fkkp gm spgrgtu`a akvka. Fjm5t yju okagkvk

td`t yju fkskrvk tj ngvk rkspk)t +rji `aa j+ tdk !jikm td`t )jik gmtj yjur ag+k tj

f`tk yju `mf ok skfu)kf oy yju1

6`vgmn tdk `ogagty tj ok vkry iuatg+`)ktkf gs jmk j+ tdk ijst pj!kr+ua tjjas td`t

`rk pg)8 up `rtgst )`m d`vk gm tdkgr okat. Vdgs gs jmk j+ tdk rk`sjms td`t & d`vk sj

iu)d i`tkrg`a jm iy !kosgtk( gt gs ok)`usk & !`mt yju tj ok ijrk iuatg+`)ktkf

td`m tdk mk-t nuy.

E#k`t U#kkt 6m @pjajng;gmn

/pjajng9gmn gs fk+gmgtkay sjiktdgmn td`t gs vkry fg++g)uat +jr ` ajt j+ pkjpak. & 8mj!

+jr ` +`)t td`t & i`8k igst`8ks `aa tdk tgik. Agtkr`aay( `t tdk tgiks td`t &5i

suppjskf tj ok tdk sijjtdkst( & fgs)jvkr td`t & d`vk i`fk sj i`my igst`8ks

td`t gt gs rgfg)uajus. Lmj!gmn dj! tj `pjajng9k +jr !d`t yju fjmk sdj!s td`t yju

`)tu`aay d`vk sjik o`aas `ojut yjurska+. &t sdj!s td`t yju `rk mjt sjikjmk !dj

gs `ttkiptgmn tj t`8k `fv`mt`nk j+ tdk systki( ykt( yju sgm)krkay !`mt tjok)jik ` okttkr pkrsjm `mf fgs)jvkr `aa tdk !`ys td`t yju )`m i`8k up +jr yjur

!`ys +gaakf !gtd krrjrs. Vdgs gs ` vkry `ttr`)tgvk tr`gt td`t !jikm nj muts jvkr `mf

!gaa !gm yju jvkr ` ajt j+ +rgkmfs `s !kaa `s fgspa`ys td`t yju `rk !gaagmn tj t`8k

tdk oa`ik +jr tdk igst`8ks td`t yju d`vk i`fk. j i`my pkjpak gm dgs ag+k

oa`ik jtdkr pkjpak +jr igst`8ks td`t tdky i`8k td`t uatgi`tkay gt gs rk+rksdgmn

!dkm ` pkrsjm )`m ok strjmn `mf or`vk kmjund tj t`8k tdk oa`ik +jr sjiktdgmn

td`t d`s njmk `!ry.

Agtkr`aay( !d`t d`ppkms gs tdgs2 ijst pkjpak5s +rgkmfs `mf +`igay fj mjt d`vk tdk

)jur`nk tj `pjajng9k tj tdki( ykt( g+ yju d`vk tdk )jur`nk `mf )jm+gfkm)k tj

`aaj! yjurska+ tj `pjajng9k tj pkjpak( !d`t d`ppkms gs tdky `utji`tg)`aay ajj8 `t

yju !gtd ijrk rkspk)t. &m ` !jraf !dkrk sj i`my pkjpak `rk `vjgfgmn t`8gmn

tdkgr ikfg)gmk `mf oa`igmn tdk pkjpak `rjumf tdki gmstk`f j+ tdkiskavks( tj

d`vk sjikjmk !dj `)tu`aay )`m t`8k tdk oa`ik `mf stkp gm tdk dk`t gs `)tu`aay

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rk`aay rk+rksdgmn tj ijst pkjpak.

&s mkvkr k`sy tj `pjajng9k `ojut sjiktdgmn td`t yju5vk fjmk !rjmn( ykt( gt gs

sjiktdgmn td`t d`s tj ok fjmk tj 8kkp yjur rka`tgjmsdgps +rksd `mf k`sy njgmn.

Agtkr`aay( & ,ust `pjajng9kf tj sjikjmk tjf`y `ojut sjiktdgmn td`t & fgf td`t !`s

prktty s)rk!kf up. & fgfm5t rk`aay rk`ag9k td`t & s)rk!kf up `t tdk tgik( ykt( &

ajj8kf `t tdk jut)jik `mf gt fk+gmgtkay !`sm5t sjiktdgmn td`t & d`f pa`mmkf jm.

Ej!( ok)`usk j+ !d`t d`ppkmkf( tdk pkrsjm d`s o`sg)`aay ` str`mnkf

tdkiskavks +rji ik( ykt( ok)`usk &5i `oak tj `pjajng9k +jr tdki `mf duioak

iyska+ kmjund tj ok `oak tj `figt td`t & `i !rjmn `mf mjt rgndt( jur rka`tgjmsdgp

)`m nj +jr!`rf !gtd ` skmsk j+ rkspk)t. & )`m truay ajj8 iy +rgkmf gm tdk kyk `mf

8mj! td`t & fgf kvkrytdgmn td`t & )juaf tj i`8k tdgs rgndt.. Vdgs gs vkry gipjrt`mt

tj ajmna`stgmn rka`tgjmsdgps( rka`tgjmsdgps td`t )`mmjt jmay ok prj+gt`oak(

rka`tgjmsdgps td`t uatgi`tkay & trk`surk fk`ray.

&+ yju !`mt tj )jik jut `dk`f `mf jm tjp j+ sj i`my jtdkr nuys gm tdk !jraf j+

f`tgmn `s !kaa `s gm tdk skfu)tgjm )jiiumgty( yju !gaa ok `argndt !gtd `pjajng9gmn.

/pjajng9gmn fk+gmgtkay njks `ajmn !gtd okgmn duioak.

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jm)k. Vdk rkst j+ tdk tgik( & uskf tdgmns td`t !krk vkry `ssj)g`tkf !gtd yju. /mf

sj gt ,ust i`8ks ijrk skmsk `mf sjumfs ijrk `ttr`)tgvk.

^dkm gt )jiks tj sj)g`a gmtkr`)tgjms `mf tdk i`stkry j+ tdki( gt gs vkry

gipjrt`mt tj d`vk `s i`my tjjas gm yjur tjjaokat gs pjssgoak tj )jik j++ tdk

sijjtd `s yju fkskrvk tj. 'vkry sgmnak f`y( tdkrk gs ` +gndt td`t gs s=uka)dkf oy

` nuy ag8k 6und 6k+mkr ,ust ok)`usk j+ tdk a`mnu`nk td`t dk usks gm tdk !`y

tdksk usks gt. &t gs vkry k`sy +jr pkjpak tj d`tk ` nuy ag8k 6und 6k+mkr. 6k d`s

ijmky( pj!kr( !jikm( i`msgjm( k-pkmsk `))jumts `mf dk sakkps !gtd

njrnkjus !jikm kvkm `t tdk rgpk jaf `nk j+ 3:. &5i surk td`t gm tdk okngmmgmn j+

6und 6k+mkr5s )`rkkr( dk njt gmtj ajts j+ sj)g`a s=u`ooaks !gtd pkjpak !dj ,ust

fgf mjt umfkrst`mf dgs !`y j+ tdgm8gmn( ykt( `s dk okn`m tj ok)jik ijrk !gsk `

!gtd dgs rgpk `nk( dk okn`m tj )d`mnk dgs a`mnu`nk `mf tdk !`y dk uskf gt tj

i`8k pkjpak +kka ijrk )ji+jrt`oak `rjumf dgi `mf i`8k tdki +kka pktty g+ tdky

pg)8 jm dgi.

Jmk tdgmn td`t & !`mt yju tj 8kkp gm igmf `mf mkvkr +jrnkt( 7yju gs ` i`ng)

!jrf. uppjsk & !`a8 up tj ` ok`utg+ua ngra `mf & s`y 7yju `rk - jr 7d`vk yju

skkm tdgs... jr 7yju ajj8 tdgs jr 7yju sjiktdgmn( sjiktdgmn( sjiktdgmn(

sjiktdgmn( & `i njgmn tj `utji`tg)`aay nkt ijrk j+ dkr k`r jr dkr `ttkmtgjm td`m

g+ & s`y 7& `i tdgs( & `i td`t( kt).

Vdgs gs jmk ijrk ok`utg+ua n`iogt tj `ff tj yjur )jaak)tgjm j+ !`ys td`t yju )`m

d`vk gm+aukm)k jvkr jtdkrs gm ` pjsgtgvk agndt. Jmk tdgmn td`t yju d`vk tj `a!`ys

8mj! gs td`t pkjpak mkkf tj ok gm+aukm)kf. 'vkry sgmnak f`y( sjik ngra +jaaj!s

tdk `fvg)k j+ sjik sgaay +rgkmf j+ dkrs !dj +jaaj!s tdk `fvg)k j+ sjiktdgmn sdk

s`! jm tkakvgsgjm )rk`tkf oy sjik nuy !dj gs ` )jipaktk fju)dko`n `mf g+ yju

`rk vkry sj)g`aay um)`agor`tkf( yju !gaa uatgi`tkay +`aa vg)tgi tj tdgs tkrrgoak +r`ik

j+ igmf `mf ok suo,k)t tj fjgmn gfgjt tdgmns.

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