Daphne and ApolloModernized,

abridged, and just as unreadable as it was when it was originally

writtenΑγνες the Negative

Daphne and ApolloModernized,

abridged, and just as unreadable as it was when

it was originally written

Αγνες the Negative

R E M I X!

Daphne and Apollo

Daphne is this. Up looks she to goddess the virgin. Is tease basically a Daphne.

WAIT!!

That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. I guess we’ll just have to…

Thisis

Daphne.

upshelook

sto Godde

ss.thevirginbasic

ally

isTease.aDaph

ne

MIX IT UP!!

Is Apollo this. God is he a. Somewhat of he Playboy a is. Thinks he get he can woman any.

What???

This is Apollo. He God is a. Somewhat he is of a Playboy. Thinks he get he can woman any.

Again. What??

Is Apollo this. He is a God. He is somewhat of playboy a. Thinks he get he can woman any.

No, Really

??

This is Apollo. He is a God. He is somewhat of a Playboy. He thinks he can get any woman.Much

Better!

No you business with have arrows.

Ticks Cupid off Apollo

No you business with have arrows.

CupidTicks

ApolloOffTic

ksCupidOffApol

loYou have

no business

with arrows.

With shoots silver Cupid Apollo arrow. Love in Daphne falls Apollo with.

Cupid shoots with Apollo arrow silver. in Daphne falls Apollo love with.

Cupid Apollo shoots with silver arrow. Apollo in falls love with Daphne.

Cupid shoots Apollo with silver arrow. Apollo falls in love with Daphne.

Few

MoreThings

HappenBut

I

Don’t

FeelLike

Doing

For

Those

BecauseI

Unlike Ovid

Have

A

Life

Actually SlidesA

A FewMoreThingsHappen ButI Don’t

FeelLike Doing ThoseBecause

IUnlikeOvid

Actually Have ALife

A Few More Things Happen But I

Don’t

Feel Like Doing Those Because

IUnlike Ovid Actually Have A Life

And, yes, this life does involve “The Office” quite a

bit.

Forrest Apollo

Daphne Throu

ghChases

ForrestApollo

Daphne

Through

Chases

ForrestApollo

Daphne

Through

Chases

Okay, yeah. The only reason I

used that song for the last part Is because I’m obsessed wIth VeronIca Mars.

Sue Me.

DON’T MOCK. OVID PUT IN

ALL SORTS OF RANDOM STUFF

BECAUSE HE LIKED IT.

“VERONICA MARS” IS MY

CaeSURA.

And, No. I won’t stop untIl the song Is over because that would be dIsrespectful to

The Dandy Warhols. Plus, I really lIke thIs song. Just be glad It’s

not the extended versIon (because,

yes, I have that, too.)

Latin blah blah latin dog blah latin latin

blah latin blah rabbit latin latin blah blah blah latin chasing

latin blah latin latin blah blah run latin blah latin latin blah

who cares blah

What?

It’s just The Partridge Family!

FINE!

Hey! If Ovid can be random, so can I!

Some more stuff happens

but basically…

Into Daphne tree turns. is sad Apollo.

DAPHNE

MUSIC USED IN THIS PROJECT

FIle MSj03886160000“Rescue Me” by PushmonkeySEX IN thE CItY Theme Song

What’s HappenIng Theme SongSanford and SonTheme Song

Baretta Theme Song“StupId CupId” by Mandy Moore

The OffIce Theme Song“We Used to be FrIends (VeronIca Mars Theme song)” by The Dandy WarholsDog: The Bounty Hunter Theme Song

“C’mon Get Happy” by The PartrIdge FamIly“Changes” by DavId BowIe

“It’s A Jungle Out There (Monk Theme Song)” by Randy Newman

THE END

…Really