Cutler Brothers Theatre is Montana’s ELECTRIC · bitten on the buttocks by his next door...
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Cutler Brothers Theatre is Montana’s hidden secret nestled comfortably into Deer Lodge’s downtown next to the Broken Arrow Steakhouse. The family-owned theatre company was founded in 2003 when the Cutler brothers, four in total, produced their very own original comedy “The Dork Meets Paul.” Since that time the brothers, Albert, Patrick, Kelly, and Matthew, respectively, have produced 14straight years of Broadway musicals, straight shows, comedy acts, and much more.The Cutler Brothers pride themselves on
the slogan “Broadway Up Close” as they strive for the best quality performance possible and produce it in front of an audi-ence of less than 120 people. Over the years the brothers have produced shows ranging from “Singin’ in the Rain” and “Chicago” to Nationally known comedians such as “Theo Von,” who holds his own Net�ix special and “Girl On Fire,” a nationally recognized rock band out of Seattle. Shows at Cutler Bros. play year round including summer theatre, an October Creepshow, and several well-themed comedy nights.
406-846-4096 www.cutlerbros.com301 Main, Deer Lodge, MT. 406-625-2700
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