Crazy for you

Bela Zangler Packet

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TESS. Bela! What are you doing here?!?ZANGLER. I didn't know, but I'm coming back.TESS. You could ruin everything!ZANGLER. Tessie! I have come three housand miles just to be vith you.

ZANGLER starts kissing TESS's arm and works his way to her neck.

TESS. Stop it, stop. Would you--ooooooooooh.(Momentarily turned on; then gets a hold of herself.)Bela, how many times do I have to tell you!? I don't enjoy your company, I'm bored when I'm with you, and I don't find you even remotely attractive.

ZANGLER. You see? Ve could be be married already.TESS. And how is Mrs. Zangler?ZANGLER. She left me.TESS. You're kidding.ZANGLER. She is running around vith some stinking louse!TESS. I guess she couldn't break the habit.ZANGLER. Tessie! Vhy do you say such things?!

You know I vould do anything for you!TESS. (A sudden thought) ... Anything?ZANGLER. Vithin reason.TESS. ... I think I have an idea.

Zangler Side #2BEGIN BOTH. She doesn't vant me! (Pause) Bela, Bela, Bela ...

ZANGLER. Excuse me.A beat, then ZANGLER and BOBBY suddenly become bitter.

BOBBY. Vomen.ZANGLER. Vomen.BOBBY. I'm so upset.ZANGLER. I'm beside myself.

A beat, then BOBBY and ZANGLER look at each other.BOTH. Oy oy oy oy--BOBBY. I got a pretty good idea.BOTH. Sheeee...ZANGLER. If I should climb the Brooklyn Bridge and jump off--BOBBY. Vait, you could hurt yourself.ZANGLER. That's the idea.BOBBY. Oh, I suppose you'd ask, "What causes that?"ZANGLER. I'm depressed.BOBBY. You're depressed? I'm not myself today.

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