DEJA VU...SAY CAMP CAME AND WE CONQUERED!We put another week of SAY behind us, but some barely made it to the 12 foot beach ball on the last night!

“I will survive” could be overheard all throughout camp this week. Diane, this

editor does not believe it had anything to do with the food. It had most to do with old age

for Captain Chris who needs to realize he’s wasting his time balling against Mark...Duarte!

Benji C. survived his em-ployee evaluation. Three cheers for Benji! Hip Hip! David Oh survived the hiking

class after a strange hip injury that surfaced after he stepped to the side, rolled his eyes,

stomped his feet and did his freaky freak! Markus Reams survived a raid on his cabin

during the last night of camp after a small band of special OPs staff members and visit-

ing staff were tipped off about an “R” rated flick being shown in his cabin. It was an aggres-

sive show of Christianity that resulted in a good Christian kick in the pants, a big hug

(“A” frame, of course!), a kiss (“Holy” kiss, of course!), and a lullaby, “Jesus Loves Me”. Alec survived his first run at

rock picking in the field near the office between the field and the dining hall. Stop by

his cabin during break and he’ll be happy to show you his collection.

THE PULSECPR - Week 5 - July 6 - JULY 10, 2009

Identify these pontoons and win a pair of his socks!

OH...and by the way...a clue can be found in the tOH jam! Good-

luck!

“Life versus even more life.I can’t lose.”Philippians 1:21

See NO evil, Hear NO evil, Speak NO evil. The Bible says in 1Thess. 5:22, “Avoid every kind of evil.”

So this bit is intended to clarify a few

instances this week where some are

claiming to have had an encounter with

the forces of evil. First of all, Caleb claims

that Benji’s attempt to lick the horny toad

which was resting in the nest-like fro of

his head during boys evening program

was as evil as it gets. Sorry Caleb! That

was just an old-fashioned mix of disgust-

ing and creepy. Rachel, can you get the

toad a Safe From Harm notice? Shawn

Clarke was showing off his twin cases of

Mountain Dew. Now that’s close to evil, but

mostly plain old greed. Share the wealth

you stingy Dew-Boy! Marieka’s arms

seemed to have a mind of their own during

the girls rocker night on Tuesday evening.

Some in attendance were calling for an

exorcist and others were convinced it was

one of those evil sisters from Cinderella.

Jeremy is claiming that the wires of the

catwalk were evil incarnate as they forced

him to break dance his way across them.

Jeremy, it was actually just you’re most

recent encounter with the parallel devel-

opmental process of old age and awk-

wardness. If you need to cry. It’s OK!

DESIGN BY DUCT TAPE

Need a quick fix around Camp?Erin Barnes recommends duct tape for the following...To tape the big fat 12 foot beachball when it gets a boo boo! What would camp life be without the ball? Protect the ball. She also recommends duct tape to keep the hair nets on the kitchen staff’s craniums. The amount of tape needed will vary depending on the size of the melon. It may also be used to keep a cer-tain staffer’s pants up...Any guesses? OOOOH...You think you knOH? It doesn’t take a brain surgeon. Don’t forget to Sign up today for Erin’s break weekend workshop, “Duct Tape By Design”. It’ll only cost you a roll of tacky pink tape and you’ll be glad you stuck around!

Where’s Neil?

The following text messages were forwarded to Jonathon’s phone for some of you:

To: Neil Reams, From: David Oh - “nxt tme wer a hlmt whn plyng stl the bcn wth the bchbll.”

To: Neal LaBarge, From: Major Wild - “I remvd a dzen lght blbs all arnd cmp

and Im nt tllng whch ones. : )”

To: David Smith, From: Shawn Clarke - “Sre, you cn brrw my dct tpe

cpe.”

“Wht on earth is in thse brkft brrtos?”

By the Numbers -

2 - The number of consecu-tive weeks that MJ has won most favorite female staff member.Three cheers! Hip Hip!

3 - The number of amigos pictured below who I have no idea why they are posing as they are.

13 - The number (Bakers Dozen) of duct tape that went into Erin’s pink ninja pants.

YOU’VE GOT TEXT!

WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO RELAX? ANGIE C. MAJOR WILD MARK M. TARRAH B.

“On horseback so long as the horse eats real carrots, apples, oats and not quarters.”

“In the staff lounge gazing for hours at my name plate on the plaque for staff member of the year in ’86 and ’88!

“Nothing slows my pulse quicker than schoolin’ any and all staff members on the camp gray-top!”

“I love to get out into camp and just explore...for a place to hide the mystery box, of course!”