3311 East Old Shakopee Road - Bloomington, MN 55425 Tel: 952-853-6562

December 2018 Ceridian.retirees@yahoo.com Vol. 33 Issue 12

CONTROL DATA/CERIDIAN RETIREES CLUB

Sympathy

To the Family of Albert “Bill” Goblirsch

NEW EVENTS

Bell Museum & lunch at Jax - Bus Trip Lend Me A Tenor - Old Log

Church Basement Ladies - Ames Theater

SEMINAR / EDUCATION Fall/Winter Series

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***************** AARP Smart Driving - Tuesday January 8th 8:00 am, Guy Moore is our instructor for this 4 hour class You do not have to be an AARP member to attend. Class size is limited to 35 participants.

***************** Climate Change - Thursday January 17th We will take a look at the science of climate and weather, especially the role of carbon burning and why the sunlight bouncing off the earth is different from the sunlight coming through

the atmosphere from the sun.

***************** Apollo: Why we went to the moon - Thursday, February 14th July of 2019 will mark fifty years since the first Moon landing. July of 1969 will be remembered for centuries to come as the first time mankind ventured beyond the earth’s boundaries and explored a new world. There were many forces, political, social and fiscal, at work that led us to the moon. Join us for a non-technical discussion about mankind’s greatest technological achievement by David Jones.

***************** Elder Law - Monday, February 25th

Mary Frances Price, VA accredited elder law attorney will address Medicare, assisted living and armed forces long term care. Also questions like, do you know the difference between assisted living, nursing care and care suites?

IMPORTANT DATES

Holiday Party

Saturday, Dec. 8th

5:30 pm

Christmas Day

Tuesday, Dec. 25th

It’s time to renew your membership for 2019

Membership and guest membership forms can be found on page 18 in this newsletter.

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REFERENCE PHONE NUMBERS

Pension Information

Pension Payment Hotline: 1-800-728-3123

Benefits Services: 1-888-899-3575

St. Croix Bluffs Rec Park: 651-430-8240

(Washington County Lake Elmo Park Reserve)

Retirees Club: 952-853-6562

Questions for this number relate only to

Club activities, seminars and membership.

Email: ceridian.retirees@yahoo.com

Website: <http://quid.us/ceridian/>

CLUB BUSINESS

ELECTRONIC MAILING

Problems? Email John Janes, our computer advisor, at: jjanes4@yahoo.com.

ADDRESS CHANGES

Be sure to send any address changes to the Club office via email or U.S. mail.

Seminar Location

Creekside Community Center, 9801 Penn Avenue, Bloomington.

All seminars start at 9:00 a.m., except for AARP Smart Driver Course, which

begins at 8:00 a.m.

REMINDER:

When making reservations for Club activities

If you are bringing a non-club member to an event, you must pay the inactive price for them. The exception to this is for our single members who have purchased a guest membership.

Official 2019 Flag Flying Days.

January 1……………………………………... New Year’s Day January 21……………………..….Martin Luther King, Jr. Day February 12……………………………..…...Lincoln’s Birthday February 18………………Washington’s Birthday (Observed) May 8………………………………………………….….VE Day May 12………………………………………..… ...Mother’s Day May 18……………………………………....Armed Forces Day May 27……………………………..……….….….Memorial Day June 14…………………………………… ……….…..Flag Day June 16…………………………………….……....Father’s Day July 4…………………………………….…..Independence Day September 2…………………………………………..….VJ Day September 2…………………………………..……...Labor Day September 11……………………………….……....Patriot Day October 14………………………………...….....Columbus Day November 5…………………………………...…...Election Day November 11…………………………………......Veterans Day November 28…………………………...…....Thanksgiving Day December 7………………………………......Pearl Harbor Day December 25……………………………...……..Christmas Day

Information about your event reservation forms

When you send in your reservation forms for any event (shows, luncheons, seminars), you can assume that they are accepted unless we contact you.

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EVENTS / SEMINARS - 2018

Page Event Coordinator Tues., Dec. 4 Ain’t Retirement Grand - DayTrippers * 5 Board 952-853-6562 Sat., Dec. 8 Holiday Party - Bloomington KC Hall * 7 Board 952-853-6562 Sat., Dec. 15 Irving Berlin’s Holiday Inn - Chanhassen * *(Sold out) Bart Bartuli 651-423-4486 Tues., Dec 18 Dementia / Alzheimer's Seminar * * (Sold out) 5 Board 952-863-6562 Tues., Jan. 8 AARP Smart Driver Seminar - Creekside * 9 Guy Moore 952-881-1830 Sun. Jan. 13 Triple Espresso - Park Square * 9 Judy Moss 952-808-5540 Thurs. Jan. 17 Climate Change Seminar - Creekside * 11 Board 952-852-6562 Wed., Feb. 6 Lend Me A Tenor - Old Log * 11 Tom Moore 952-881-1830 Fri., Feb. 8 Bell Museum & Lunch Jax Café - Bus trip * 13 Nancy Dostal 651-686-5450 Sun., Feb. 10 Church Basement Ladies - Ames Theater * 15 Bart Bartuli 651-423-4486 Thur., Feb. 14 Apollo Seminar - Creekside * 15 Board 952-853-6562 Mon., Feb. 25 Elder Law Seminar - Creekside * 17 Board 952-853-6562 Membership Form 18

Coming Events

Sat., Mar. 2 Legends of Country - Artistry, Bloomington Fri., Mar. 8 Red Wing bus trip - Patsy Kline and lunch Sun., Mar. 17 Charlie & the Chocolate Factory - Orpheum * Announcement enclosed ** Call for availability

Ames Theater, 12600 Nicollet Ave., Burnsville, MN (952-895-4685)

Artistry, 1800 West Old Shakopee Road, Bloomington, MN (952) 563-8575

Bloomington KC Hall, 1114 American Blvd W, Bloomington, MN 55420 (952) 888-1492

Chanhassen, 501 W 78th St, Chanhassen, MN (952) 934-1525

Creekside Community Center, 9801 Penn Ave., Bloomington, MN (952) 563-4871

DayTrippers ( Eagles Club) 9152 Old Cedar Avenue, Bloomington, MN (952) 393-3644

Old Log Theater, 5185 Meadville St, Excelsior, MN (952) 474-5951

Orpheum Theater, 910 Hennepin Avenue, Minneapolis, MN (612) 339-7007

Park Square, 408 St. Peter St., Suite 110, St. Paul, MN (Hamm Building) (651) 291-7005

Ticket Reservations: If an event is SOLD OUT, even though your reservation was received before

the cutoff date, we will put your reservation on a wait list and you will be notified.

Event Questions? - Call the Event Coordinator with questions/concerns about an event.

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Techie Corner

By John Janes

Techie Corner

Techie Questions from Members Do you have any specific questions about technology or something specific you would like to see cov-ered in this column? Send your suggestions, questions, and comments to the club at ceridi-an.retirees@yahoo.com. We will try to address them in future issues.

First a note on Windows 10 1809 (2018 Fall Edition): Microsoft has fixed the bugs that plagued the origi-nal release that they withdrew. The fixed version became available on November 13 along with all the November monthly patches. So, if you have automatic updates enabled on your machine you will likely see this update being done.

It is holiday season and of course there are lots of scams going on. Just be very careful of emails that you receive to be sure they are from someone you know and something you expected. Along those lines I saw an article about things you can do to stop hackers from accessing your bank accounts. Here are 5 tips for you:

1. How can I start any list of tips without talking about passwords? Make sure you have a very strong password. General rules are that it has random letters (uppercase and lowercase), numbers and symbols, eight characters or more and you have a unique password for every account.

2. Two-factor authentication is coming into play with most companies. This is where you must provide something like mother’s maiden name or some other challenge that you don’t think the hackers could find out about you.

3. Keep track of all your pennies in all your accounts. Watch for anything happening that you did not au-thorize.

4. Know your credit score and watch for anything suspicious. Watch for things like credit card accounts that you did not open. Report any activity to the credit bureaus like Experian, Equifax and Transunion. Remember you can get one free report every year.

5. And lastly you can freeze your credit. If you freeze your credit hackers will have a hard time getting your personal information. If you do this remember you can’t get it either unless you unfreeze your account. The federal government starting this year mandates that you can freeze your credit for free by calling the three credit bureaus, Experian, Equifax and Transunion.

I would like to wish all of you a very Happy Holidays and always remember practice safe computing.

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Dementia and Alzheimer's Seminar - Tuesday, December 18th (SOLD OUT)

Check amount: _________________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Ain’t Retirement Grand and lunch- Tuesday, December 4th DayTrippers - Lunch at 12:15; Show at 1:15

Coordinator: Bart Bartuli - 651-423-4486

Cost per person: $27.00 Active $45.00 Inactive/Guest Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: November 24th (Check in at door with Bart)

Lunch includes: champagne chicken, hand carved roast loin of pork, polish sausage with home made sauerkraut, salad bar, red potatoes, whole kernel corn, rolls and butter and spice cake or brownies.

Ain’t Retirement Grand is a hilarious musical that confirms retirement is grand! The show is for and about retirees, those about to retire, baby boomers, seniors and ANYONE who wants a FUN time at the theater! Always a sellout, Ain’t Retirement Grand is a funny and delightful look at our retirement years.

Ain’t Retirement Grand and lunch- Tuesday, December 4th Check amount: _________________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

RESERVATION FORM

Dementia and Alzheimer's Seminar - Tuesday, December 18th Creekside 9:00 am

Coordinator: Board - 952-853-6562 (SOLD OUT call for availability)

Cost per person: $5.00 (Checks not returned) Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: December 11th

Topics covered include the difference between Alzheimer’s and Dementia; how different parts of the brain are affected by dementia; and positive approaches to dementia care. A representative from Senior Helpers of Burnsville will present this subject.

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Words of Wisdom

1. My goal for 2018 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.

2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton with tomato

sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza.. I ate a pizza, are you happy???

3. How to prepare Tofu: Throw it in the trash and grill some meat, chicken or fish.

4. I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

5. I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

7. Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, me neither.

10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.

11. I love being almost 80, I learn something new every day and forget 5 others.

12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.

13. I think I’ll just put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

14. November 4, 2018 marks the end of Daylight Savings Time. Hope you don’t forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday night.

15. Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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HOLIDAY/CHRISTMAS DINNER DANCE

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Knights of Columbus Hall

(also known as the Bloomington Event Center)

952-888-1492

1114 West 79th Street (American Boulevard)

Bloomington, MN

Coordinator: Board - 952-853-6562

Cost Per Person: $10.00 Active member $25.00: Inactive Member/Guest

Reservation Cutoff/Last day to cancel: December 1st. (No tickets mailed)

Doors open - 5:30 (not before, please)

Dinner Served - 6:00 pm (Cash Bar) Dinner includes:

Traditional Buffet: Baked Ham and Roast Beef, Baked Potato, Corn, Salad, Roll &

Butter, Hot Tea, Coffee, Water and Holiday Ice Cream for dessert

Dance Begins - 7:00 till 9:00

Entertainment will be provided by Moonlight Serenaders Orchestra

A special “gift card” will be given to all retirees.

HOLIDAY/CHRISTMAS DINNER DANCE - Saturday, December 8, 2018

RESERVATION FORM

Check Amount: $_____________ No. Reservations: _____________

Retiree Name_____________________ Spouse/Guest Name_______________

Phone #_______________________ Email:_____________________________

Any Special Needs? Wheelchair Access__________ Other_________________

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CRITICS CORNER

Radio Gals

By: Nancy Dostal

A group of 79 Retirees Club members recently enjoyed lunch and a play, Radio Gals, at the Masonic Heritage Center. Radio Gals is a razzamatazz musical comedy set in the 1920s when radio ruled the airways and small stations thrived. Music teacher Hazel Hunt receives a trans-mitter as a retirement gift and station WGAL was born in Cedar Falls, Arkansas. Hazel broadcasts from her front parlor with her “all-girl” orchestra, “The Hazelnuts.” However, Hazel’s broadcasts over local airways are not always so local due to her habit of impinging on other frequencies, like NBC’s, attracting the attention of a federal radio inspector who’s intent on shutting down WGAL. It turns out though, he has a fine tenor voice, plays a mean accordion and quickly becomes enchanted by the “Hazelnuts.” Although the comedy in this story was greatly exaggerated, the actors did a good job in their roles. A mixed review - some thought it was silly, some thought it was great!

Book of Mormon

By: Jo Merrill

There were 56 retirees club members and guests that attended this musical. This was much different than I thought it would be. Basically it is about Mormons trying to convert a village in Uganda and combatting a local war lord. Africa isn't the smiles-and-sunshine place the missionaries expected. The villagers have no hope. They have no water and they have no medicine to cure their AIDS. The phrase “Contains Explicit Language ” was putting it mildly. The good part of the play was the absolutely brilliant cast and the music and dancing were wonderful. Some people loved the show and some were offended.

Mary Poppins

By Linda Hauck

Another Disney classic performed at the Artistry in Bloomington. This was one of my favorites at this venue. Mary Poppins’ character was perfection in this role. It’s the story of two kids who wish for a kinder, sweeter nanny to rescue them from the revolving door of strict caretakers. They get their wish when Mary Poppins come to their home. Though it is never explained where Mary really comes from, it is said that she lives outside of time, meaning that she apparently does not age. She is seen sitting on a cloud above London. Mary Poppins is described as being "practically perfect in every way." As a nanny, she is fairly stern, but also kind and nurturing. She is shown to possess various magical abilities including the ability to speak to animals and transport herself and others to various places. However, afterward, she will deny any usage of these powers and her many voyages and adventures, presumably to keep them a secret from the public. This show was a “Spoonful of Sugar” for 71 retirees. A very enjoyable afternoon for all ages.

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RESERVATION FORM

AARP SMART DRIVING - Tuesday, January 8th

Check amount: _________________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Triple Espresso - Sunday, January 13th Check amount: _________________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

AARP SMART DRIVING - Tuesday, January 8th Creekside 8:00 - 12:00

Coordinator: Board - 952-853-6562

Cost per person: $5.00 (Checks not returned) Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: December 26th

Instructor is Guy Moore. Class size is limited to 35. You do not have to be an AARP member to attend. You must have taken the 8 hour course prior to this. Please bring your AARP membership card (if you have one) and your driver’s license to class. This is a four hour course.

Triple Espresso - Sunday, January 13th Park Square - 3:00 pm

Coordinator: Judy Moss - 952-808-5540

Cost per person: $20.00 Active $33.50 Inactive/Guest Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: January 4th (tickets mailed on Jan. 7th)

Triple Espresso - a highly caffeinated comedy shines the spotlight on three hilarious performers as they reminisce about their ill-fated big break. Meet Hugh Butternut, Buzz Maxwell and Bobby Bean, a musician, an illusionist and a comic entertainer for whom nothing ever goes quite the way it was meant to. It’s high-energy, vaudeville-inspired comedy that grabs the funny bone and just won’t let go!

Special needs: Wheelchair access_____________________ Other___________________________________

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Thyroid Seminar

C O L O R S

Janice Novak presented her Thyroid Information Workshop in October at Creekside. This phytochemicals list was discussed at the seminar (her website is ImproveYourPosture.com). Each color contributes to your health in different ways. Try to get a little bit of each color every day.

RED ORANGE YELLOW GREEN Blue

heart skin immune eye brain

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

Tomatoes Carrot Corn Spinach Blueberries

Red Peppers Sweet Potatoes Yellow Peppers Broccoli Blackberries

Beets Squashes Pears Asparagus Plums

Strawberries Peaches Lemons Peppers Grapes

Cherries Cantaloupe Pineapple Avocado Eggplant

Red Grapes Oranges Bananas Kiwi Purple Cabbage

Watermelon Apricots Grapefruit Honeydew

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RESERVATION FORM

Climate Change Seminar- Thursday, January 17th Check amount: _________________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Lend me a Tenor - Wednesday, February 6th

Check amount: _________________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Special needs: Wheelchair access_____________________ Other___________________________________

Climate Change Seminar- Thursday, January 17th Creekside 9:00 am

Coordinator: Board - 952-853-6562

Cost per person: $5.00 (Checks not returned)

Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: January 12th

Gary Gray, Ph.D. was recommended to us by the Apple Valley senior center. We will take a look at the science of climate and weather, especially the role of carbon burning and why the sunlight bouncing off the earth is different from the sunlight coming through the atmosphere from the sun.

Lend Me A Tenor - Wednesday, February 6th Old Log - 11:30 Lunch - 1:30 Show

Coordinator: Tom Moore - 952-881-1830

Cost per person: $31.00 Active $52.00 Inactive/Guest Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: January 26th (check in at door with Tom) Set in 1934, the wacky story and hilarious shenanigans in Lend Me a Tenor provide an escape into laugh out loud comedy land. The mistaken identities, one-liners, and slapstick transport you directly into the films of Charlie Chaplin, Harold Lloyd, and the Marx Brothers. Passionate yearnings and sentimentality will harken back to romantic comedies like “It Happened One Night” and “Bringing Up Baby.” We’ll make you feel as though you’re at an Art Deco movie house from the 1930s. Black and white will become Technicolor right before your eyes! Content Warning: This production contains strong language and suggestive content.

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Recycling Tips Have you ever tossed an item into a recycling bin that you weren’t 100 percent sure was recyclable? Many items are recyclable, but some are problematic at recycling sorting facilities. They can cause damage to equipment, or contaminate and lower the value of other materials.

Our recycling seminar on October 30th contained information on what to recycle and what to toss. Quit “wishing cycling” by refreshing your knowledge of what’s accepted in your home recycling program.

And remember, when in doubt throw it out!

All recycling haulers accept these items Top 5 things to leave out of recycling

Soda & food cans (don’t crush) Plastic bags

Mail, office & school papers (staples ok) Tanglers (hoses, chains, etc.)

Cracker & cereal boxes Shredded paper *

Paper towel/toilet paper cores Batteries **

Cardboard & boxes (flattened) Food and liquid

Milk & juice containers (rinsed)

Glass bottles & jars

*Bring confidential documents to Staples, Office Depot or Fed Ex to be shredded. Bring already shredded paper in a paper bag to the Recycling Zone in Eagan.

**Drop-off all types of batteries at The Recycling Zone, 3365 Dodd Road, Eagan, MN. (651-905-4520)

***Check website for times and directions, co.dakota.mn.us

This is for Hennepin and Dakota counties.

Check with your hauler to make sure these items work with their service.

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BELL MUSEUM & LUNCH AT JAX CAFÉ - FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 2019

Creekside 10:00 am Coordinator: Nancy Dostal - 651-686-5450

Cost per person: $45.00 Active $74.00 Inactive/Guest Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: January 30th

10:30 a.m. Leave Creekside Community Center, 9800 Penn Ave. So., Bloomington. (Check in with Nancy)

11:00 a.m. Arrive at Jax Cafe, serving Minnesotans since 1933, a landmark that was established by Stanley Kozlak. He left Poland as a teenager and established a restaurant business that would support three generations after him.

11:15 a.m. Lunch service. Menu: Oven Roasted Chicken with Mashed Potatoes, Gravy and Vegetable. Chocolate Mousse, Coffee, Tea or Milk included.

12:45 p.m. Leave Jax Café.

1:00 p.m. Arrive at the New Bell Museum - preserving and celebrating Minnesota since 1872. Take a few minutes to visit the gift store.

1:30 p.m. Meet your guide for a Gallery Tour of the New Bell Museum. The Bell Museum brings together science, art, and the environment with a unique Minnesota perspective. The new facility features a digital planetarium, high-tech exhibits, famous wildlife dioramas, outdoor learning experiences and more. The tour covers the permanent galleries, including world renowned wildlife dioramas—span space and time, from the origins of the universe, through the diversification of life on Earth, to Minnesota’s own unique habitats. Also, learn about U of M researchers who are working to create a better future for our evolving world. (If guests cannot walk or stand for an hour, they may consider bringing a portable wheelchair.)

2:40 p.m. After the tour, move into the Planetarium.

2:45 p.m. See the Planetarium Show at the Whitney and Elizabeth MacMillan Planetarium. The state-of-the-art planetarium takes you on amazing journeys from the far reaches of the cosmos to deep inside the human brain. Using the latest technology to construct a “seamless” dome, our planetarium is the first of its kind in the United States!

3:45 p.m. After the show, spend free time at the museum. You can visit the Touch & See Lab - The Bell Museum created the first natural history museum discovery room in the world. They carry that tradition on in the new Touch & See Lab where all ages can actively learn through observation and sensory engagement.

The learning continues outside with a second-floor green roof and observation deck, and sustainable landscaping with native plants, geology exploration area, solar station, and other highlights on the ground floor

4:45 p.m. Reload the motor coach and depart from the Bell Museum.

Bell Museum & Lunch - Friday, February 8th

Check amount: _________________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

RESERVATION FORM

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Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and a safe and Happy New Year.

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RESERVATION FORM

Church Basement Ladies - Sunday, February 10th Check amount: _________________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Church Basement Ladies - Sunday, February 10th Ames Theater - 2:00 pm

Coordinator: Bart Bartili - 651-423-4486

Cost per person: $20.00 Active $33.00 Inactive/Guest Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: January 26th (tickets mailed on Jan. 27th)

Church Basement Ladies, I Smell Barn, is a musical comedy, book by Jim Stowell and Jessica Zuehlke, music and lyrics by Drew Jansen. The story is about the ladies that work in the church basement cooking meals for church functions.

Apollo Seminar - Thursday, February 14th Check amount: _________________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

Apollo Seminar - Thursday, February 14th Creekside 9:00 am

Coordinator: Board - 952-853-6562

Cost per person: $5.00 (Checks not returned)

Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: February 7th

David Jones presentation: July of 2019 will mark fifty years since the first Moon landing. July of 1969 will be remembered for centuries to come as the first time that mankind ventured beyond the earth’s boundaries and explored a new world. There were many forces, political, social and fiscal, at work that led us to the moon. Join us for a non-technical discussion about mankind’s greatest technological achievement.

Special needs: Wheelchair access _____________Other___________________________________

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The Winter Boots (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet. He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.' She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they got the boots off when he said, ‘They're my brother's boots.’ But my Mom made me wear 'em today. Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots BACK onto his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?' He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots...' She'll be eligible for parole in three years.

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Elder Care Seminar - Monday, February 25th Creekside 9:00 am

Coordinator: Board - 952-853-6562

Cost per person: $5.00 (Checks not returned)

Last day to register or cancel unless sold out: February 18th

Mary Frances Price, VA accredited elder law attorney will address medical assistance, assisted living, nursing care and planning for long term care. Learn how people pay for health care that is not covered by medical insurance and what you can do legally to protect your estate.

Elder Care Seminar - Monday, February 25th

Check amount: _________________ No. Reservations __________

Retiree Name ____________________________ Spouse/Guest Name ________________________

Active Club Members - Retiree? Yes _______ Spouse? Yes _____ Annual Guest? Yes______

Retiree’s address: Street_______________________ City ___________________State _____ Zip ________

Phone # ___________________ Cell Phone #_____________________ Email __________________________

RESERVATION FORM

A look back in time

It is not often that we hear from our fellow CDC workers in other parts of the world. But this month we received an email from Jean-Guy Pharand with links to info about CDC products and people in Canada. If you are interested in reminiscing a bit, visit our Website where this information has been added by Steve Adkins. Enjoy - It is worth the time.

Control Data/Ceridian Retirees Club … updated webpage

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Control Data/Ceridian Retirees Club

Membership and Guest Membership

Renewal Form - 2019

Please renew on or before December 31, 2018

Please Print

Name (s) ______________________________________________________

Address _______________________________________________________

City _______________________ State _________________ Zip __________

Phone ______________ Cell _____________ Email ____________________

Enclose check made payable to Ceridian Retirees Club

Retiree only _______ $10.00

Retiree & Spouse _______ $20.00

Single Retiree and Guest Membership * _______ $20.00

Guest Membership for Single Members* _______ $10.00

Spouse of deceased employee _______ $10.00

These Memberships expire on 12/31/2019

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Enclosed is my check for: $ _____________________

CHECKS ONLY, Return to:

Ceridian Retirees Club - Membership

3311 East Old Shakopee Road

* This guest membership category is for single retirees only. The retiree, or surviving spouse, pays a single yearly $10.00 fee and can bring one guest to any event for the discounted price as the member. This fee covers one accompanying guest for all events (paying as an active member) for the entire year. It does not need to be the same guest at different events.

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CERIDIAN

Ceridian Corporation

3311 East Old Shakopee Road

Minneapolis, MN 55425-1640

RETIREES CLUB

PRSRT STD

U.S POSTAGE

PAID

TWIN CITIES, MN

PERMIT NO. 90100