I don’t know who authorized this, but, people pay $100+

dollars a show, plus extra to get them to NYC. We did not

authorize you being so talented. And now some people can’t

see their favorite actor on Broadway. They don’t know how to

go on with the day, so we wanted to give this book to you, and

to America, to let them know what’s happening in our hearts

while you act. Things are changing… most namely, the

number of people coming to their senses and falling in love

with your talents. But they still can’t all come to see their

favorite actor on stage and give him their compliments.

So… thanks for uhhh… ruining our lives. And here’s this book

to try and fix this.

2016

made with love