Computer tech 3 joker
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QUESTIONHelp Me, My Printer is not Printing.
Tech Support : Can the computer See the Printer?
ANSWERI tried turning the computer screen to face the printer but his computer
still could not 'see' the printer.
QUESTIONHow many technical writers
does it take to change a light bulb?
ANSWERJust one, provided there's a
programmer around to explain how to do it.
QUESTIONHow many Java
programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
ANSWEROne, to generate a
"ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
QUESTIONHere son I bought you a Basketball to play with.
ANSWERComputer Kid…. Where are
QuestionOnce a programmer drowned in the
sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach. Why did no one
ANSWERThe programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and
nobody understood it.
QUESTIONHow do you keep a
programmer in the shower all day?
ANSWERGive him a bottle of shampoo which says
"lather, rinse, repeat."
QUESTIONDo computers make
ANSWERYes they are just done
faster and more accurately.
QUESTIONWhat is a computer virus?
ANSWERA terminal illness.
QUESTIONComputers have improved
ANSWERThey allow people to make
even bigger mistake.
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