1. Like. No. Other. - SONY2. Everyone's Invited or Its hard to Imagine - SAMSUNG3. Life's Good - LG4. The Indian Multinational - VIDEOCON5. Born in Japan Entertaining The World - SANSUI6. Inspired Living - HAIER7. Sense and Simplicity - PHILLIPS8. The Perfect Experience - JVC9. Choose Freedom - TOSHIBA

1. Always low prices. Always. - WALMART

2. Like no other store in the world - BLOOMINGDALES

3. You can do it. We can Help. - HOME DEPOT

4. Every Little Helps - TESCO

5. The spirit of Commerce - METRO

6. Costs less to get more - KROGER

7. Is se sasta aur Achcha kahee nahee milenga - BIG BAZAAR

8. The stuff of life. - KMART9. Shop. Eat. Celebrate - CENTRAL

1. Have You Met Life Today - Metropolitan Life Insurance Company or Metlife.

2. The Power on your side - Allianz Group

3. Growing and Protecting your wealth - Prudential Insurance Company

4.We know Money - AIG or American International Group Insurance Company

5.Trust thy name is ------- (The fill in the blank itself is the name of the organization) - LIC

6. Be Life Confident - AXA UK

7. You are in good hands - Allstate Insurance Company

8. Your Partner for life - Max NewYork Life Insurance

9. Positively Different. - Standard Insurance Company Limited.

1. India's International Bank -- Bank of Baroda

2. Good People to Bank with -- Union Bank of India3. Higher Standards -- Bank of America4. You and Us -- UBS

5. The Citi Never Sleeps -- CITIGROUP or CITIBANK

6. Where Vision Gets Built -- Lehman Brothers7. The World's Local Bank -- HSBC

8. A Passion to Perform -- Deutsche Bank

9. Making More Possible -- ABN AMRO Bank

1. The Magazine of the Corporate World - BUSINESS INDIA

2. For Managing Tomorrow - BUSINESS TODAY

3. Intelligent Computing - CHIP

4. Your Technology Navigator - DIGIT

5. Play the Game - BUSINESS WORLD

6. Journalism of Courage - The Indian EXPRESS

7. The Power of Knowledge - THE ECONOMIC TIMES

8. The Name India trusts for News - HINDUSTAN TIMES

9. Read a Bestseller everyday - THE DAILY TELEGRAPH

1. Make Every Day Exciting - (FORD MOTOR)

2. Keep Discovering – (EMIRATES AIR)

3. Hum Hain Na !!! – (ICICI BANK)

4. SURPRISINGLY – (SBI)

5. Shop. Eat. Celebrate. – (CENTRAL MALL)

6. Gain from our Perspective – (FRANKLIN TEMPLETON INVESTMENTS)

7. New you can Use. – (NDTV Profit) 

8. All you Desire. – (TOYOTA INNOVA)

9. We know your game – (STAR SPORTS)

1. Life is our Life's work - PFIZER2. Because Health Matters - SANOFI AVENTIS3. Today's medicines finance tomorrow's miracles - GLAXO SMITHKLINE4. Where Patients come first - MERCK5. Extending and enhancing human life - BRISTOL MYERS SQUIBB6. Life Inspiring Ideas - ASTRAZENECA7. Life. Research. Hope - DR. REDDY'S LABORATORIES8. The difference lies in our DNA - BIOCON9. Caring for life - CIPLA

1. The Edge is Efficiency - (Bombay Stock Exchange )

2. The world puts its stock in us - NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

3. Stock market for the digital world (NASDAQ)

4. The Index Company (FTSE)

5. It's Your Hollywood (Hollywood Stock Exchange)

6. Tomorrow Market's Today. (Singapore Stock Exchange, SGX)

7. The World's Center for Non Ferrous Metal Trading

(London Metal Exchange)

8. Equities. Options. ETFs. (AMEX)

9. Go for Growth (EURONEXT) 

1. God's Own Country (Kerala) 

2. 365 days on a holiday (Goa) 

3. The Kohinoor of India (AP) 

4. The Very Heart of India (MP) 

5. Full of Surprises (Chattisgarh)

6. Simply Colorful (Rajasthan)

7. The Perfect Host (Himachal Pradesh) 

8. Amazing Heritage, Grand Experience (UP) 

9. Complete Destination (West Bengal)

1. Sun Microsystems; The Network is the Computer

2. Ernst and Young; Quality in Everything we Do

3. Barclays; Fluent in Finance; Its our business to know your business

4. Standard Chartered Bank; Your Right Partner

5. CNBC or NBC; Profit from it or Must See TV

6. Microsoft Office 2003; Microsoft Office has Evolved. Have You? Better, faster, and newer

7. AT&T; The World's Networking Company

8. Monster.com; Never Settle

9. Texas Instruments; Technology for Innovators.

Taking on the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges (Exxon Mobil)

Human Energy (Chevron Corporation)

Growth is Life (Reliance Industries Limited)Beyond Petroleum (British Petroleum)

Making Tomorrow Brighter (ONGC)

Bringing Energy to Life (IOCL)

Pure for Sure (BPCL)

10 Years in Formula One. The World is watching us. (Petronas)Pure bhi. Poora bhi (IBP)

Gas and Beyond (GAIL)Always Moving Forward (LUKOIL)

Trademark of Energy (Total)

A positive a++itude (Essar Corp)High Performance Petrol (Hint: Brand of BPCL) (SPEED)

100 % Performance. Everytime. (Brand of IOCL) (SERVO)

1. FORD – Built for the Road Ahead

2. GM – Only GM.

3. DAIMLER CHRYSLER – The Future of Automobile

4. BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine

5. AUDI – Vorsprung Durch Technik

6. TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection

7. HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way

8. NISSAN - Shift_

9. HONDA - The Power of Dreams

10. SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897.

11. VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted

12. FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT

13. JAGUAR - Born to Perform

14. LEXUS – The Pursuit of Perfection

15. TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car1. Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion

2. Windows XP - Do More with Less

3. HP - Invent ; Everything is Possible

4. Computer Associates - The software that powers the E Business

5. CSC - Experience. Results. 

6. Accenture - High Performance. Delivered

7. IBM - ON DEMAND

8. LENOVO - We are building a new technology company.

9. Apple Macintosh - Think Different.

10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious

11. Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability

12. WIPRO - Applying Thought

13. EMC - Where Information Lives.

14. Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe.

15. Macromedia - What the web can be.

Source

Taglines Punchlines of Famous Companies, Brands

Better by Adobe. Adobe

The road will never be the same. Acura

Ask about it at work. Aflac

We know money. AIG

Stronger than dirt. Ajax

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. Alka-Seltzer

Mama mia, thatsa spicy meatball. Alka-Seltzer

The relief goes on. Allegra

You’re in good hands with Allstate. Allstate Insurance

Doesn’t your dog deserve Alpo? Alpo Dog Food

Works like a dream. Ambien

Something special in the air. American Airlines

Behold the power of cheese. American Dairy Association

Don’t leave home without it. American Express

Do more. American Express

My life. My card. American Express

For fast, fast, fast relief. Anacin

Legendary reliability. APC

Think different. Apple Computer

The power to be your best. Apple Computer

Think outside the box. Apple Computer

Reach out and touch someone. AT&T

The world’s networking company. AT&T

Never follow. Audi

We try harder. Avis

Higher standards. Bank of America

Thank you for your support. Bartles & Jaymes

Bayer works wonders. Bayer Aspirin

Flick my Bic. Bic

We mean clean. Bissell

Life’s messy. Clean it up! Bissell

Sheer driving pleasure. BMW

The ultimate driving machine. BMW

Better sound through research. BOSE

The quicker picker-upper. Bounty

When you’ve got it, flaunt it. Braniff Airlines

Fill it to the rim with Brim. Brim Decaffeinated Coffee

Hope, triumph, and the miracle of medicine. Bristol-Myers Squibb Co.

The way to fly. British Airways

The world’s favourite airline. British Airways

Wassup?! Budweiser

The king of beers. Budweiser

It just tastes better. Burger King

Have it your way. Burger King

Break through. Cadillac

A can a week, that’s all we ask. California Almond Growers

Got milk? California Milk Processor Board

Calgon, take me away. Calgon Toiletries

Between love and madness lies obsession. Calvin Klein

Nothing comes between me and my Calvins. Calvin Klein Jeans

I’d walk a mile for a camel. Camel

For negative people. CameraWorld

What’s in your wallet? Capital One

For virtually spotless dishes. Cascade

Turning partnership into energy. ChevronTexaco

Please don’t squeeze the Charmin. Charmin

Get your own box. Cheez-It

A silly millimeter longer. Chesterfield Cigarettes

Like a rock. Chevy Trucks

It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature. Chiffon Margarine

Inspiration comes standard. Chrysler

Will you be ready? Cialis

Empowering the Internet generation. Cisco Systems

Live richly. Citi

If I’ve only one life, let me live it as a blonde. Clairol

Does she or doesn’t she? Clairol

The antidote for civilization. ClubMed

The source for computing and technology. CNET

The most trusted name in news. CNN

Coca-Cola refreshes you best. Coca-Cola

The pause that refreshes. Coca-Cola

Have a coke and smile. Coca-Cola

The silver bullet. Coors

Cotton. The fabric of our lives. Cotton Incorporated

If you want to capture someone's attention, whisper. Coty Perfume

Healthy, beautiful smiles for life. Crest

Look, Ma, no cavities! Crest

Cooks who know trust Crisco. Crisco Vegetable Shortening

Love it for life. Dannon Yogurt

A diamond is forever. DeBeers

Easy as Dell. Dell Computer

You’ll love the way we fly. Delta Airlines

We love to fly and it shows. Delta Airlines

We’re cooking now. Denny’s

Restoring the joy of motion. DePuy Orthopedics

We move the world. DHL

Yellow. The new Brown. DHL

Competition. Bad for them. Great for you. DHL

Aren’t you glad you use Dial? Don’t you wish everybody did? Dial Soap

The happiest place on earth. Disneyland

Time to make the doughnuts. Dunkin Donuts

The miracles of science. DuPont

Better living through chemistry. DuPont

The power of all of us. eBay

The world’s online marketplace. eBay

When EF Hutton talks, people listen. EF Hutton

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux. Electrolux

When you’re crazy for chicken. El Pollo Loco

It keeps going, and going, and going... Energizer Batteries

See your way forward. Epiphany

Quality in everything we do. Ernst & Young

Put a tiger in your tank. Esso (Exxon)

Don’t just travel. Travel right. Expedia.com

Good taste is easy to recognize. Fancy Feast

Our business is the American dream. FannieMae

Relax, it’s FedEx. FedEx

The world on time. FedEx

When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. FedEx

Play. Laugh. Grow. Fisher-Price

It’s not just for breakfast anymore. Florida Orange Juice Growers Association

Built for the road ahead. Ford

Ford has a better idea. Ford

Quality is job one. Ford

Fosters?Australian for beer. Fosters Australian Beer

Fair and balanced. Fox News

Extinct is forever. Friends of the Animals

Say it with flowers. FTD

Imagination at work. General Electric

We bring good things to life. General Electric

Celebrate the moments of your life. General Foods

Two words to the wise. Georgia Federal

Babies are our business. Gerber

Shouldn’t your baby be a Gerber baby? Gerber

My wife, I think I’ll keep her. Geritol

Look sharp, feel sharp. Gillette

The best a man can get. Gillette

Never let ‘em see you sweat. Gillette Dry idea

Don’t get mad. Get GLAD. GLAD

The best tires in the world have Goodyear written all over them. Goodyear

Leave the driving to us. Greyhound

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? Grey Poupon

It’s a great time to be alive. Guidant

Don’t be vague, ask for Haig. Haig Scotch Whiskey

When you care enough to send the very best. Hallmark

American by birth. Rebel by choice. Harley Davidson

Hey! How about a nice Hawaiian Punch? Hawaiian Punch

We answer to a higher authority. Hebrew National

Hertz puts you in the driver’s seat. Hertz

57 varieties H.J. Heinz

Invent. Hewlett Packard

Pleasing people the world over. Holiday Inn

The power of dreams. Honda

Where’s the cream filling? Hostess Cakes

We’re behind you every step of the way. Huggies

Solutions for a small planet. IBM

Intel Inside. Intel

Manly yes, but I like it, too. Irish Spring Soap

Pure clean, pure Ivory. Ivory Soap

99.44% pure. Ivory Soap

Jack’s back! Jack in the Box

Don’t dream it. Drive it. Jaguar

America’s most famous dessert. Jell-O

Nothing runs like a Deere. John Deere

The right relationship is everything. JPMorgan Chase Bank

100% juice for 100% kids. Juicy Juice

Thrive. Kaiser Permanente

Every kiss begins with Kay. Kay Jewelers

They’re g-r-r-r-eat! Kellog’s Frosted Flakes

Start aging smart. Kellogg’s Smart Start

Finger-lickin’ good! Kentucky Fried Chicken

Nobody does chicken like KFC. KFC

Kid tested. Mother approved. Kix Cereal

Share moments. Share life. Kodak

It’s time for clarity. KPMG

What happens here, stays here. Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority

Betcha can’t eat just one. Lay’s Potato Chips

When banks compete, you win. LendingTree

The relentless pursuit of perfection. Lexus

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. LifeCall

Hey, Mikey...he likes it! Life Cereal

Always a bridesmaid, but never a bride. Listerine

Because I’m worth it. L’OrŽal

Magically delicious. Lucky Charms

Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. Lucky Strike

Creating value through true convergence. Lucent Technologies

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. M&Ms

Come to Marlboro Country. Marlboro

There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else there’s MasterCard.

MasterCard

Good to the last drop. Maxwell House

I want my Maypo. Maypo

Our repairmen are the loneliest guys in town. Maytag Appliances

Passion for the road. Mazda

Did somebody say McDonald’s? McDonald’s

Is it live or is it Memorex? Memorex

Tastes so good cats ask for it by name. Meow Mix

Merrill-Lynch is bullish on America. Merrill-Lynch

MGM means great movies. MGM

Because so much is riding on your tires. Michelin

Lose the carbs. Not the taste. Michelob Ultra

Your potential. Our passion. Microsoft

Where do you want to go today? Microsoft

It’s Miller time! Miller Beer

The champagne of bottled beer. Miller High Life

Everything you always wanted in a beer. And less. Miller Lite

Tastes great, less filling. Miller Lite

Wake up and drive. Mitsubishi Motors

One client at a time. MorganStanley

When it rains, it pours. Morton Salt

Medicine with muscle. Motrin

Do the Dew. Mountain Dew

Beef. It’s what’s for dinner. National Cattlemen’s Beef Association

Take a bite out of crime. National Crime Prevention Council

Pork. The other white meat. National Pork Board

You could learn a lot from a dummy. Buckle up! National Highway Traffic Safety Administration

Must see TV. NBC

Break out of the ordinary. Nestles Butterfinger

I love New York. New York State Division of Tourism

All the news that’s fit to print. The New York Times

Just do it. Nike

At the heart of the image. Nikon

Only fit for a king. Nine Lives. Nine Lives Cat Food

Enjoy the ride. Nissan

Connecting people. Nokia

Take it all off. Noxzema

The nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffy head fever so you can rest medicine.

NyQuil

Taking care of business. Office Depot

It’s not your father’s Oldsmobile anymore. Oldsmobile

The mark of a man. Old Spice

Changes everything. OneTouch

Software powers the Internet. Oracle

Ore-Ida! It’s all-righta! Ore-Ida

No rules. Just right. Outback Steakhouse

Grab the Southwest by the bottle. Pace Picante Sauce

Catch our smile. Pacific Southwest Airlines

Ask the man who owns one. Packard

Slightly ahead of its time. Panasonic

The flavor says butter. Parkay Margarine

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Partnership for a Drug-Free America

We will sell no wine before its time. Paul Masson

Pepperidge Farm remembers. Pepperidge Farm

Come alive! You’re in the Pepsi generation. Pepsi

The taste of a new generation. Pepsi

For those who think young. Pepsi

Pepsi-Cola hits the spot. Pepsi

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. Perdue Chicken

Where the pets go. Petco

The best kept automotive secret in America. Peugeot

Talk. They’ll listen. Philip Morris

Famously fresh. Planter’s Peanuts

Lifts and separates. Playtex Cross-Your-Heart Bra

The fun develops instantly. Polaroid

Get a piece of the rock. Prudential

Something to smile about. Quaker Oatmeal

M’m, m’m, m’m, m’m, m’m...toasty! Quiznos

Spirit of service. Qwest

Ride the light. Qwest

You’ve got questions, we’ve got answers. Radio Shack

RAID kills bugs dead. RAID

I liked it so much I bought the company. Remington

How well do you share? Ricoh

How do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S. Rolaids

Get out there. Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines

Ingredients for life. Safeway

Experience success. Salesforce.com

Sanka?everything you love about coffee. Sanka

The beer that made Milwaukee famous. Schlitz

Funny name. Serious sandwich. Schlotzky’s Deli

Schhh! You know who? Schweppes

We turn on ideas. Seagate

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Secret Deodorant

The uncola. 7-Up

It’s Shake and Bake, and I helped. Shake and Bake

For the person who has everything, we have everything else. The Sharper Image

Cover the earth. Sherwin Williams

Always there in a pinch. Skoal

We make the money the old-fashioned way?we earn it. Smith Barney

With a name like Smucker’s, it has to be good. Smucker’s

Made from the best stuff on Earth. Snapple

You are now free to move about the country. Southwest Airlines

Now, that’s better. SPRINT PCS

Obey your thirst. Sprite

That was easy. Staples

Sorry, Charlie. Starkist wants tuna that tastes good, not tuna with good taste.

Starkist Tuna

Eat fresh. Subway

The network is the computer. Sun Microsystems

Better snacking. Sunkist

If it’s not SuperSoil, it’s just plain old dirt. SuperSoil

There’s no equal. Sweet ‘N Low

Think outside the bun. Taco Bell

Head for the border. Taco Bell

You quiero Taco Bell. Taco Bell

Expect more. Pay less. Target

I’d rather fight than switch. Tareyton Cigarettes

If it’s gotta be clean, it’s gotta be Tide. Tide

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Timex

Choose freedom. Toshiba

Invest with confidence. T. Rowe Price

Get the feeling. Toyota

Silly rabbit, trix are for kids. Trix Cereal

A vital part of your world. Tyco

It’s hospital recommended. Tylenol

Imagine it. Done. Unisys

Time to fly. United Airlines

The mind is a terrible thing to waste. United Negro College Fund

The spirit of ’76. Unocal

What can Brown do for you? UPS

Some of our best men are women. U.S. Army

Friends don’t let friends drive drunk. U.S. Dept. of Transportation

Only you can prevent forest fires. U.S. Forest Service

Give a hoot, don’t pollute. U.S. Forest Service

The few, the proud, the Marines. U.S. Marines

We’re looking for a few good men. U.S. Marines

It’s not a job. It’s an adventure. U.S. Navy

The toughest job you’ll ever love. U.S. Peace Corps

I coulda had a V-8! V-8

We never stop working for you. Verizon Wireless

Can you hear me now?...Good! Verizon Wireless

His master’s voice. Victor Talking Machine Co.

You’ve come a long way, baby. Virginia Slims Cigarettes

Virginia is for lovers. The Virginia Tourism Commission

It’s everywhere you want to be. VISA

Visine gets the red out. Visine

Think small. Volkswagen

Drivers wanted. Volkswagen

Fahrvergnugen Volkswagen

For life. Volvo

Always low prices. Always. Wal-Mart

The next stage. Wells Fargo

Where’s the beef? Wendy’s

Western Airlines the only way to fly. Western Airlines

The breakfast of champions. Wheaties

Ring around the collar. Wisk Laundry Detergent

For a living planet. World Wildlife Fund

We’re moving beyond documents. Xerox

Believe. Yahoo! Personals

Let your fingers do the walking. Yellow Pages

Where technology means business. ZDNet

The quality goes in before the name goes on. Zenith

Jingles

Ace is the place with the helpful hardware man. Ace Hardware

Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is. Alka-Seltzer

The incredible, edible egg. American Egg Board

I am stuck on Band-Aids ‘cause Band-Aids stuck on me. Band-Aids

Bring out the Best Foods and bring out the best.Best Foods (Hellmann’s Mayonnaise)

A little dab’ll do ya. Brylcreem

For all you do, this Bud’s for you. Budweiser

When you say Budweiser, you’ve said it all. Budweiser

Have it your way. Burger King

Pure cane sugar from Hawaii. C&H

M’m! M’m! Good! Campbell’s Soup

See the USA in your Chevrolet. Chevrolet

What’s the best tuna? Chicken of the Sea. Chicken of the Sea

I’m Chiquita Banana and I’ve come to say – bananas have to ripen in a certain way. Chiquita Banana

It’s the real thing. Coca-Cola

I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony... Coca-Cola

Coke is it! Coca-Cola

Things go better with Coke. Coca-Cola

We’ve got a taste for you. Coca-Cola

Just for the fun of it, Diet Coke. Diet Coke

Just for the taste of it, Diet Coke. Diet Coke

I’m a pepper, he’s a pepper, she’s a pepper... Dr Pepper

I can bring home the bacon... Enjoli

The best part of waking up is Folger’s in your cup. Folger’s Coffee

In the valley of the jolly--ho-ho-ho!--Green Giant. Green Giant

From the land of sky-blue waters. Hamm’s Beer

Intel inside logo (four-note theme) Intel

There’s always room for J-E-L-L-0. Jell-O

Jell-O makes me mellow and the wiggle makes me giggle. Jell-O

Snap! Crackle! Pop! Rice Krispies. Kellogg’s Rice Krispies

Give me a break! Give me a break! Kit-Kat Bar

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Klondike Bar

And America spells cheese...K-R-A-F-T. Kraft

Here’s to good friends....Tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau. Lowenbrau Beer

[Coffee pot percolator theme] Maxwell House Coffee

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline. Maybelline

Zoom, zoom, zoom. Mazda

I’m lovin’ it. McDonald’s

You deserve a break today. McDonald’s

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. McDonald’s

We love to see you smile. McDonald’s

Meow, meow, meow, meow.... Meow Mix (Ralston)

If you’ve got the time, we’ve got the beer. Miller Beer

Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it. Mr. Clean

N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestles makes the very best...chocolate. Nestles

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener. Oscar Mayer

My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R. Oscar Mayer

PepsiŃfor those who think young. Pepsi

Pepsi hits the spot. Pepsi

You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent. Pepsodent

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. Peter Paul Mounds/Almond Joy

Call for Philip Morris. Philip Morris

Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from the oven. Pillsbury

Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. Rice-a-Roni

Away go troubles down the drain. Roto-Rooter

Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee. Sara Lee Foods

When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer. Schlitz Beer

Singapore girl, you’re a great way to fly. Singapore Airlines

It’s slinky, it’s slinky, oh what a wonderful toy. Slinky

Uh, oh, Spaghettios. Spaghettios

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. State Farm

Raise your hand if you’re sure. Sure

How do you feed a hungry man? Swanson Hungry-Man

You can trust your car to the men who wear the star. Texaco

I love what you do for me...Toyota. Toyota

Tum, tum, tum, tum, Tums. Tums

Fly the friendly skies (of United). United Airlines

Be all that you can be. U.S. Army

Winston tastes good like a cigarette should. Winston

Double your pleasure, double your fun. Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum

You’re not fully clean until you’re Zestfully clean. Zest Soap

     

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Punchlines of Famous Companies 

Punchlines Listed below are some punchlines from the greatest jokes of all time. If you know the joke, the punchline alone might be enough to raise a chuckle. See how many of these you can recognize:

Only two, but I don't know how they got in there!  Yep, she's pregnant too!  No, we figured out what's causing it!  Every morning about 7:30 my dad knocks on the bathroom door and says, "God! are you still in there?"  I've got you fooled today, I'm not wearing any!  22! 22! 22!  ellifino!  Someone who knocks on your door for no reason!  Well, surprise, surprise, that's not my finger!  At your wedding, father!  They try to tie two output ports together!  Roll aids!  He stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.  Because everyone is always getting rear ended over there!  10,987,654,321  To prove he had guts!  He gave me a 10 inch pianist.  No, but you'll find out what that thing is for!  About 300 yen.  Well, why don't you ask him? Maybe he'll let you!  Doritos!  Good! We need to keep up with those protestants!  A frog in a blender.  I don't know, but it's on your left shoulder!  Tell that to Mrs. Truman!  They have three and a half inch floppies!  They just make backups! 

L&T - We Make the Things that Make India Proud  LG - Digitally Yours  Sify - Making the Internet work for you  Voltas - ACs with IQ  Alcatel - Architect of an Internat World  Cathy Pacific Airlines - The Heart of Asia  MS Office 97 - Work Less, Do More  Hyundai - Drive Your Way  Canon - Delighting You Always  Philips - Sense & Simplicity  The Economic Times - The Power of Knowledge  Cell One - The One for Everyone  Cantabill - International Clothing  Business World - Play the Game  Dolphin - The Affordable Network Service  

SBI - With You all the Way  Amway - Better Ideas-Better Life  Omega - The Sign of Excellance  Jaguar - Dont Dream it, Drive it  Honda - The Power of Dreams  MTNL - Transparency makes us Different  SOTC - You Look the World, We Look After You  ABN AMRO - Making More Possible  Business Today - For managing Tomarrow  Nokia - Connecting People  Wipro - Applying Thought  Air France - Making the Sky the best place on Earth  Air Lufthansa - There's no Better Way to Fly  Toyota - Touch the Perfection  Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying  ITC - Enduring Value  IFFCO TOKIO - The Life You Desire  Microsoft - Your Potential, Your Passion  Epson - Exceed Your Vision  Park Avenue - Play the Lead  British Airways - The World is Waiting  DIGJAM - Dressing the World  Chevrolet - For a Special Journey called Life  CNN - Be the First to Know  MICO-BOSCH - The Power of We  Sun Microsystem - The Network is the Computer  TATA Indicom - Business Without Limits  Amkette - When Reliability Matters  Dell - Easy to Buy, Easy to Own  Motorola - Intelligence Everywhere 

ICICI Bank - KV kamath - Hum Hai Na  Compaq - Ban jaaye baat  Hyundai Santro - The complete family car 

IBM ThinkPad----- " I think, therefore IBM"----  Adidas ------ " Forever Sport"-----  American Express ---- "Don't leave home without it"  Birla Mutual Fund ----- "The name inspires Trust" -----  kingfisher - vijay mallaya - king of good times  TCS --- S ramadorai --- Beyond the obvious  Wipro---Azim Premji-----Applying thought  Infosys---Nandan M. Nilekani-----Driven by intellect,powered by values 

1. FORD – Built for the Road Ahead 2. GM – Only GM. 3. DAIMLER CHRYSLER – The Future of Automobile 4. BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine 5. AUDI – Vorsprung Durch Technik 

6. TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection 7. HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way 9. HONDA - The Power of Dreams 10. SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897. 11. VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted 12. FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT 13. JAGUAR - Born to Perform 14. LEXUS – The Pursuit of Perfection 15. TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car 1. Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion 2. Windows XP - Do More with Less 3. HP - Invent ; Everything is Possible 4. Computer Associates - The software that powers the E Business 5. CSC - Experience. Results.  6. Accenture - High Performance. Delivered 7. IBM - ON DEMAND 8. LENOVO - We are building a new technology company. 9. Apple Macintosh - Think Different. 10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious 11. Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability 12. WIPRO - Applying Thought 13. EMC - Where Information Lives. 14. Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe. 15. Have You Met Life Today - Metropolitan Life Insurance Company or Metlife.  2. The Power on your side - Allianz Group 3. Growing and Protecting your wealth - Prudential Insurance Company 4.We know Money - AIG or American International Group Insurance Company 5.Trust thy name is ------- (The fill in the blank itself is the name of the organization) - LIC 6. Be Life Confident - AXA UK 7. You are in good hands - Allstate Insurance Company 8. Your Partner for life - Max NewYork Life Insurance 9. Positively Different. - Standard Insurance Company Limited. 2. Macromedia - What the web can be. 3. 1. India's International Bank -- Bank of Baroda 2. Good People to Bank with -- Union Bank of India 3. Higher Standards -- Bank of America 4. You and Us -- UBS 5. The Citi Never Sleeps -- CITIGROUP or CITIBANK 6. Where Vision Gets Built -- Lehman Brothers 7. The World's Local Bank -- HSBC 8. A Passion to Perform -- Deutsche Bank 9. Making More Possible -- ABN AMRO Bank 4. 1. The Magazine of the Corporate World - BUSINESS INDIA 2. For Managing Tomorrow - BUSINESS TODAY 3. Intelligent Computing - CHIP 

4. Your Technology Navigator - DIGIT 5. Play the Game - BUSINESS WORLD 6. Journalism of Courage - The Indian EXPRESS 7. The Power of Knowledge - THE ECONOMIC TIMES 8. The Name India trusts for News - HINDUSTAN TIMES 9. Read a Bestseller everyday - THE DAILY TELEGRAPH 5. MRF - Tyres with Muscle CEAT - Born Tough EBAY - The World's Online Market Place AMAZON.COM - Earth's Biggest BookStore TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have a reason, we have the job BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion Windows XP - Do More with Less HP-Invent - Everything is Possible Accenture - High Performance. Delivered IBM - ON DEMAND LENOVO - We are building a new technology company. Apple Macintosh - Think Different. TCS - Beyond the Obvious Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability WIPRO - Applying Thought Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe. Macromedia - What the web can be. FORD – Built for the Road Ahead GM – Only GM. BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way HONDA - The Power of Dreams SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897. VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car IBM - I think, therefore IBM. Dell - Easy as DELL. Intel - Intel inside. LEE - The jeans that built America Master card - There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MASTERCARD. Kotak - Think Investments. Think Kotak. Sun Microsystems - The Network is the Computer Ernst and Young - Quality in Everything we Do Barclays - Fluent in Finance; Its our business to know your business Standard Chartered Bank - Your Right Partner CNBC - Profit from it AT&T - The World's Networking Company Monster.com - Never Settle 

Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying Lufthansa - There's no better to fly British airways - The Way to Fly. Air Canada - A breath of Fresh Air Sahara - Emotionally yours. Malaysian Airlines - Going Beyond Expectations Kingfisher Airlines - Fly the good times Exxon Mobil - Taking on the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges Chevron Corporation - Human Energy Reliance industries Limited - Growth is Life British Petroleum - Beyond Petroleum ONGC - Making Tomorrow Brighter IOCL - Bringing Energy to Life BPCL - Pure for Sure IBP - Pure bhi. Poora bhi GAIL - Gas and Beyond Essar corp - A positive a++itude Speed - High Performance Petrol Servo - 100 % Performance. Everytime. NDTV Profit - News you can Use. Toyota Innova - All you Desire. Star Sports - We know your game 1. L&T - We Make the Things that Make India Proud  2. LG - Digitally Yours  3. Sify - Making the Internet work for you  4. Voltas - ACs with IQ  5. Alcatel - Architect of an Internat World  6. Cathy Pacific Airlines - The Heart of Asia  7. MS Office 97 - Work Less, Do More  8. Hyundai - Drive Your Way  9. Canon - Delighting You Always  10. Philips - Sense & Simplicity  11. The Economic Times - The Power of Knowledge  12. Cell One - The One for Everyone  13. Cantabill - International Clothing  14. Business World - Play the Game  15. Dolphin - The Affordable Network Service  16. SBI - With You all the Way  17. Amway - Better Ideas-Better Life  18. Omega - The Sign of Excellance  19. Jaguar - Dont Dream it, Drive it  20. Honda - The Power of Dreams  21. MTNL - Transparency makes us Different  22. SOTC - You Look the World, We Look After You  23. ABN AMRO - Making More Possible  24. Business Today - For managing Tomarrow  25. Nokia - Connecting People  26. Wipro - Applying Thought  27. Air France - Making the Sky the best place on Earth  

28. Air Lufthansa - There's no Better Way to Fly  29. Toyota - Touch the Perfection  30. Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying  31. ITC - Enduring Value  32. IFFCO TOKIO - The Life You Desire  33. Microsoft - Your Potential, Your Passion  34. Epson - Exceed Your Vision  35. Park Avenue - Play the Lead  36. British Airways - The World is Waiting  37. DIGJAM - Dressing the World  38. Chevrolet - For a Special Journey called Life  39. CNN - Be the First to Know  40. MICO-BOSCH - The Power of We  41. Sun Microsystem - The Network is the Computer  42. TATA Indicom - Business Without Limits  43. Amkette - When Reliability Matters  44. Dell - Easy to Buy, Easy to Own  45. Motorola - Intelligence Everywhere 6. . Like. No. Other. - SONY 2. Everyone's Invited or Its hard to Imagine - SAMSUNG 3. Life's Good - LG 4. The Indian Multinational - VIDEOCON 5. Born in Japan Entertaining The World - SANSUI 6. Inspired Living - HAIER 7. Sense and Simplicity - PHILLIPS 8. The Perfect Experience - JVC 9. Choose Freedom - TOSHIBA AMAZON.COM - Earth’s Biggest BookStore TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have a reason, we have the job - BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing MRF - Tyres with Muscle CEAT - Born Tough EBAY - The World’s Online Market Place Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion Windows XP - Do More with Less HP-Invent - Everything is [...] 1. Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion 2. Windows XP - Do More with Less 3. HP - Invent ; Everything is Possible 4. Computer Associates - The software that powers the E Business 5. CSC - Experience. Results.  6. Accenture - High Performance. Delivered 7. IBM - ON DEMAND 8. LENOVO - We are building a new technology company. 9. Apple Macintosh - Think Different. 10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious 11. Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values;  Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability 

12. WIPRO - Applying Thought 13. EMC - Where Information Lives. 14. Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe. 15. Macromedia - What the web can be.