Never take life Never take life

seriously. seriously.

Nobody gets Nobody gets

out alive out alive

anyway.anyway.

Nothing is Nothing is

foolproof to a foolproof to a

sufficiently sufficiently

talented fool.talented fool.

Who was the first

Who was the first

person to look at a

person to look at a

cow and say, "I think

cow and say, "I think

I'll squeeze these

I'll squeeze these

dangly things here,

dangly things here,

and drink whatever

and drink whatever

comes out?"

comes out?"

Health nuts are Health nuts are

going to feel going to feel

stupid someday, stupid someday,

lying in hospitals lying in hospitals

dying of nothing. dying of nothing.

Isn’t making a Isn’t making a

smoking section in a smoking section in a

restaurant like restaurant like

making a peeing making a peeing

section in a section in a

swimming pool?swimming pool?

If love is blind, why is If love is blind, why is

lingerie so popular?lingerie so popular?

Why do people point Why do people point

to their wrist when to their wrist when

asking for the time, asking for the time,

but don't point to but don't point to

their crotch when their crotch when

they ask where the they ask where the

bathroom is? bathroom is?

If lawyers are disbarred and If lawyers are disbarred and

clergymen defrocked, doesn’t clergymen defrocked, doesn’t

it follow that electricians can it follow that electricians can

be delighted, musicians be delighted, musicians

denoted, cowboys deranged, denoted, cowboys deranged,

models deposed, and dry models deposed, and dry

cleaners depressed?cleaners depressed?

Why is the man who

Why is the man who

invests all your money

invests all your money

called a broker?called a broker?

Please Please

pass pass

them onthem on