Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3...

18
CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 1 CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD CAP 89 BASIC VERSIONS Act 1 of 04/09/2008 AMENDED BY Act 4 of 22/10/2008

Transcript of Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3...

Page 1: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

1

CODEOFTHE

BROTHERHOODCAP89

BASICVERSIONS Act1of04/09/2008

AMENDEDBY Act4of22/10/2008

Page 2: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

2

PARTI:SCAREDOBLIGATIONS

ARTICLE1:Preamble

(1) Brosbeforehoes.Alwaysremember,girlfriendscomeandgo,butyourboysarealwaysthere.

(2) BreakingthisruleistocommitthecardinalsinagainstTeamTestosterone.

ARTICLE2:LastBeerStanding

Neverdrinkthelastbeer,unlessyou'vebeengrantedspecificpermissionthatit'sOK.

ARTICLE3:ChickAvailability

(1) Ifagirlfallsintothefollowingcriteria,sheisofflimitsforeveruntiltheendoftime:

a. Wasanex‐girlfriend.b. Yourfriendspecificallytoldyouhewantedher.c. Isyou'rebuddy'ssister.d. Asahalfsistershewouldreceiveallrightsandprivilegesofbeingoff

limitstoabro.(2) Stepsisterswillbefairgamesolongasthestepsisterinquestionacquiredher

statusasastepsisteraftertheageof14. (3) Ifit'syourbuddy'scousin,wellshe'supforgrabs,andyou'rewelcometorubit

inhisfaceforyearstocome.[22/10/08]

ARTICLE4:Jokes

Neverdiss,laugh,disgruntle,vexorannoyabroifhisteamjustlostacrushinggame..

Page 3: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

3

ARTICLE5:Pets

(1) Youmustneverownacat.

(2) IfaBrogetsadog,

a. itmustbeatleastastallashiskneewhenfull‐growand,

b. mustatalltimesbedressedwithonlyhis/herbirthdayclothes.

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE6:TicketstoanEvent

(1) Ifyouget2ticketstothebiggame/gig/event,theprioritylistforgrantingthesecondticketisasfollows.

a. Yourbestbro(inorderofhowlongyou'veknownthemorbasedondefinitionofa‘bro’underAppendix).

b. Youracquaintances.c. Yourco‐workers.d. Themailman.e. Arandomguy–potentialbromaterialf. …….g. ….a. Yourgirlfriend.

ARTICLE7:LimitationsonFeminine/HomoTendencies

(1) YouareallowedtoenjoyexactlyonechickTVshow,andonechickflick.Youmayhavenomore.(AndifyoulikeNotebookorWalktoRemember,well,we'realreadytoolate)

ARTICLE8:Gifts

BirthdayandChristmaspresentsforyourguyfriendsareoptional.Beeralwaysmakesagreatgift.

ARTICLE9:PubHouseRules

Ifyougotothebarwithyourbros,youmustbuyaroundofdrinksatleastonce.

Page 4: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

4

ARTICLE10:GameOn

TherearenomercyruleswhenplayingsomeoneinPoker,streethockey,bare‐fistedboxing,etc.(Otherwise,sportsknownas‘bro‐sports’)

ARTICLE11:BroDebt

(1) Ifyouoweyourbromoney,paythembackassoonashumanlypossible—unlessit'sagamblingdebt,whichmustbepaidimmediatelyunless

a. Youarebrokeandgayprostitutionistheonlysolutiontopaybackthedebt

b. Mutualconsensusunderscaredoath

ARTICLE12:MeaninglessConversation

(1) Whenonebroengagesafellowbroinapoliticaldebate,saiddebateshallremaincivilandingoodspirits.

(2) Shouldsaiddebatebecomeanargument,thebrowhoinitiatedthe"argument"shallslaphimselfandthendowntwoMillerChills.

(3) Thisbrowillthen,intheproceedingGubernatorial,Congressional,orPresidentialelection,voteforthecandidateofhisfellowBro'schoosing

ARTICLE13:PublicDisplaysofAffection

NOPDA(PublicDisplaysofAffection).Hey,congratulations,anothergirlcanstandthesightofyou.Youdon'tneedtowearherlikeafuckingtrophy.

Page 5: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

5

ARTICLE14:Cheating–AllFairInLove&War

(1) It'salrighttocheatatanygamewheremoneyisn'tinvolved.(2) Incertaincircumstances,relationshipsmaybeclassifiedas"games."

a. Whentherelationshipislessthan2hoursb. Whentherelationshipfallswithinthecategoryof‘relationshit’c. Afterhavingengaginginsexualintercoursewithinthe6hoursofmeeting

theoppositegender

ARTICLE15:Gym

Don'ttellotherguyselaboratestoriesaboutyourweightliftingexerciseroutine.Noonecares.

ARTICLE16:Sports&Beyond

(1) Neveropenlyquestionanotherguy'ssportswisdom,unlesssaidinformationspecificallypertainstoyourfavoriteteam.

(2) Itdoesn'tmatterhowludicroustheotherguysoundstellingyouthatFrankLampardwasbetterthanStevenGerrardlastseason,lethimbe.

ARTICLE17:GirlfriendCalls

Whenoutwiththeguys,neveracceptacallfromyourgirlfriend—unlessshe'sdyingortrappedunderaburningfueltruck,andifthat'sthecasemakeitquick.

ARTICLE18:PeeRule

(1) Alwaysallowabufferzoneaturinalsandoncouchesa. Aturinals–brosshouldatalltimesstand2urinalsaway.If,thereareno2

urinalsavailablewhichsatisfythisrequirement:i. onebromustuseacubicleorii. holdtilltheotherbrofinisheshisbusiness

Page 6: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

6

ARTICLE19:ZoneLimitations

(1) Nevershareabedwithaguy,unlessthere'snowayaroundit.

ARTICLE20:RepeatArticle1NOW

BrosBeforeHoes.Iknow,Ialreadyusedit.Ican'tstressitenough,though.Itisabsolutelyinfuriatinghowmanyofmyguyfriendshavebecomeinsufferabledickssincethey'vegoneoutwithsomeone.

ARTICLE21:ExclusivityRightstoBroFriendship

(1) BroswillnotbeassumedtobeexclusiveunlesseachhasexplicitlygrantedtheotherexclusiveBrorights.

(2) IfaBroisnotexclusivethenaBromayhavemorethanoneBro.(3) However,uponbecomingexclusive,saidBromustbreakanyBrotieswithall

otherBros.

ARTICLE22:SwornSecrecy

Whathappensbetweenbrosstaybetweenbrosakintotherule‘whathappensinvegasstaysinvegasrule’

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE23:WingmanRule1

(1) IfachickinquiresaboutanotherBro'ssexualhistory,aBroshallhonorthe'Brodeofsilence'andplaydumb.

(2) Bettertohavewomenthinkallmenarestupidthantellthetruth.

[22/10/08]

Page 7: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

7

ARTICLE24:WingmanRule2

(1) Whenabrosintroducesafellowbrostotheirhotfemalefriend,theintroducerhastherightstothegirl.

(2) Theintroducedbroscanonlyattempttogetthegirliftheintroducerbrosgiveshisconsent.

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE25:BoundariesonGirlfriendConversation

(1) ABroneversharesobservationsaboutanotherBro'ssmoking‐hotgirlfriend.

(2) EveniftheBrowiththehotgirlfriendattemptstobaittheBrobysaying"she'ssmoking‐hot,huh?"ABroshallremainsilent,becauseinthissituation,he'stheonlyonewhoshouldbebaiting.

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE26:GirlFight

(1) Abrowill,inatimelymanner,alerthisbrototheexistenceofagirlfight."ABromustneverhesitatebeforecommunicatingthepossibilityoffisticuffsbetweentwohumansofthefemalevariety[[HENCEFORTH"GIRLFIGHT"]],inanefforttomakepossibleandprobablethatanotherBroorBroscanpartakeinobservation.

(2) SaidBromustuseanyandallmethodsofmediadistributionathisdisposal,includingbutnotlimitedto:

a. Telecommunicationsb. elbownudgingc. fiberoptics,d. theexpressdeliveryservices,ande. postcards.

(3) IfaninformedBroisunabletowitnessthegirlfightfirsthand,thespotterBrois

responsiblefordocumentingandrelatingdetailsofthegirlfightviapictures,video,orbarringanyotherreasonablemethod,interpretivedanceand/orpantomim

Page 8: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

8

ARTICLE27:Plagiarism

IfaBrocatchesanotherBroinplagiarism‐albeitawesomeplagiarism‐aBroshallberequiredtoasktheBrotocitehissource.

ARTICLE28:Tattoo

ABrodoesnotletanotherBrogetatattoo,particularlyatattooofagirlsname.

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE29:CellPhonePositioning

Unlesshehaschildren,aBroshallnotwearhiscellphoneonabeltclip.

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE30:Shirts­Off

ABroneverremoveshisshirtinfrontofotherBros,unlessataresortpoolorthebeach

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE31:Handbags

ABroshouldnevercarryawoman'shandbag

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE32:Age

(1) Mendonotlieabouttheirageunless

a. Itwouldbreakanyofthearticlesabovementioned

[22/10/08]

Page 9: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

9

ARTICLE33:MovingGrounds

(1) ABromayaskhisBro(s)tohelphimmove,butonlyafterfirstdisclosinganhonestestimateonbothtimecommitmentandnumberoflargepiecesoffurniture.

(2) IftheBrohasvastlyunderestimatedeither,hisBrosretaintherighttoleavehispossessionswheretheyare‐inmostcases,stuckinadoorway.

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE34:Devil’sThreeway

(1) Broscannotmakeeye‐contactduringaDevil'sThreeway(2) Guysmustnottouch,exceptwhenmotivatedtohigh‐fiveorknucklebump.(3) Anythree‐waysinvolvingStephenBaldwinorJunyiarediscouragedatallcosts.

ARTICLE37:NameCalling

(1) IfoneBrocallsanotherBroadouchethensaidnamingmustbeconfirmedbyanotherBroevenifthethirdBroisachick.

(2) Thisnamingonlyrequiresa"second"byanyBroanddoesnotrequireamajorityvotebyallBrosinvolved.

ARTICLE40:LoveThyNeigh­Bro

Lovethyneigh‐bro

ARTICLE50:BroPayment&Repayments

(1) Thebrowiththebetterpayingjobisrequiredtobuythefirstround.(2) Iftheotherbroistemporarilyoutofmoneyorlefthiswalletathomedrinkscan

belendedyetinthelongrunthesedrinksmustberepaidwhichcanbeintheformof:

a. Wingmanservicesorb. anyotheractofentertainmentoratthenextgatheringorthatparticular

nightinquestionc. Beerd. Cash(thisisthelastresort–thismethodishighlydiscouraged)

Page 10: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

10

PARTII:EMERGENCY

ARTICLE53:Protection991

(1) ABrowill,wheneverpossible,providehisBrowithprotection.(2) IntheeventthatoneBrofindshimselflackingthenecessaryprophylactic

accoutrementsneededtocompletetheactofcoitusinasafeandeffectivemanner,heisintherighttoexpecthisBrowilluseallmeasureswithinorwithouthismeanstoprovidetheaforementionedprophylacticinatimelyyetdiscreetfashion.

(3) WhenaBrosignalshisneedusingpreviouslyagreeduponcodewordsand/orbodysignage,itisunderstoodthathisBrowilldiscontinueallpresentactivityexcepting

a. theactofcoitusitself[wherebywhichBrovowstofinishasquicklyaspossible]],

(4) SaidbromustrespondwithapanoplyofoptionsatBro‐in‐need'slocation.ABromustpatronizethemostrapidmethodoftransportationavailablewhileendeavoringtoassisthisBro;

a. Innoinstancemayatwo‐wheeledbicyclebeused*asthisisnotonlyhumiliating,butalsopotentiallyharmfultotheperineum‐azoneoftissueperilouslyadjacenttonotedsexualorgans.

(5) Intheeventthatastate,federal,international,orgalacticlawisbreachedduetorecklessness,unacceptablelevelsofspeed,and/orthehijackingofanairbornevehicle(s),itisunderstoodthattheprimaryBrowillshoulderanyassociatedlegalfeesorfines.

(6) However,anycostsordamagesincurredfromtheuseofpublictransportationaretheresponsibilityofthesecondaryBroaloneasthisisaninstanceofQuidProBro.

(7) UponarrivalattheprimaryBro'slocation,thesecondaryBromustexercisecompletediscretionsoasnottodisrupttheprimaryBro's"flow."

(8) ItisunderstoodthataBrowillengageinalltrainingnecessarytoachievethisobjective,including,atminimum,afivemonthNinjitsucurriculummasteringthetwinartsofstealthandsecrecy.**

*UnlessabicycleistheONLYformoftransportation,asinsomeCambodianvillages**SEEAPPENDIX:"Listofapprovedninjatrainingfacilitiesanddojos."

Page 11: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

11

ARTICLE54:Dumpachick

ABrowilldropwhateverhe'sdoingandrushtohelphisBrodumpachick

[22/10/08]

Page 12: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

12

PARTIII:BOUNDARYLIMITATIONS

ARTICLE56:SportingScores

ABroshallneverrevealthescoreofasportingeventtoanotherBrountilthatBrohasthriceconfirmedit’scool.

ARTICLE57:ChickRatioAtAParty

ABromaynotspeculateontheexpectedBro/chickratioofapartyorvenuewithoutfirstdisclosingthepresent‐timeobservedratio.

ARTICLE58:Notifications

IfaBro,forwhateverreason,becomesawareofanotherBro’sgirlfriend’sbirthdayand/oranniversarydate,heshallendeavortomakethatinformationavailabletohisBro,regardlesswhetherhethinkshisBroalreadyknows.

ARTICLE60:110%Effort

ShouldaBrobeneartoclosingwithagirl,hisBroshalldoanythingwithinhismeanstoensurethedesiredoutcome,uptoandincludingtheseductionofsaidgirl’swildlyunattractivecousin/friend/mother(referArticle89).

ARTICLE61:RespectThyParents

ABroshallhonorhisfatherandmotherirrespectiveoftheiractions

ARTICLE62:TargetsAcquired

IntheeventthattwoBrosacquirethesametarget,theBrowiththelongerdryspellhasdibs.Shouldthedryspellsbeofequallength,thebrowiththelowersexcountwins.

Page 13: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

13

ARTICLE63:AdultMaterial

(1) InascenarioinwhichtwoormoreBrosareengagedinentertainmentoftheadultvariety,oneBroisforbiddenfromintentionallyorunintentionally;

a. touchinganotherBroinANYcapacity,includingbutnotlimitedto;i. thehighfive,ii. thefistbump,oriii. thecongratulatoryglutealpat.iv. Winkingisalsokindofano‐no.

ARTICLE64:SportTicketProvisions

ABromuchprovidehisbrowithatickettoaneventifsaideventinvolvesthesecondBro’sfavoritesportsteaminaplayoffscenario.

ARTICLE65:PubHouseRules

ABromustalwaysreciprocatearoundofdrink(s)amongBroswiththeprovisothatnoexistingwagersupersedesthispurchaseandexchangeofspirits.

ARTICLE66:RelationshipBreakups

(1) IfaBrosufferspainfromapermanentdissolutionofarelationshipwithaladyfriend,aBroshalloffernothingmorethana“thatsucks,man”andcopiousquantitiesofbeer.

(2) ABrowillalsorefrainfrompejorativecommentary–deservedornot–regardingsaidladyfriendforaperiodofthreemonths,whentherequisiteBACKSLIDEWINDOWhasclosed.

[22/10/08]

Page 14: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

14

ARTICLE67:InstrumentsUsedAtParties

ShouldaBropickupaguitaratapartyandcommenceplaying,anotherBroshallpointoutthatheisatool.

ARTICLE68:PriorityStreaks

IfaBroisonahotstreak,anotherBrowilldoeverythingpossiblytoensureitslongevity,evenifthatincludesjeopardizinghisownrecords,themissingofwork,ortemporarilyimmigratingtoaforeigncountry.

ARTICLE69:Self­Inflictions

Ifanybrosactsoutoflineanddefiesanybroscodeduringamultiplebrosconversationwithanynumberofgirls,theotherbroshavetherighttotellanyhumiliatingstoriesandfactsaboutsaidbrosforthepurposeofruiningsaidbroschanceswiththegirl(s)

ARTICLE70:Alcohol/DrugOverdoseViolation

(1) Anybroswhonoticeafellowbrospassedoutatanysocialgatheringduetodrugoralcoholconsumption,isobligatedtotakehumiliatingphoto'sand/orvideosofthepassedoutbros;

(2) Unlesssaidbroshasconsumedawhiskey,rum,scotchorotherhardliquortoanexcessofaratioof:onceounce:3kgofbodymass(7lbsimperial)

[22/10/08]

Page 15: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

15

ARTICLE71:BropartyRule1

(1) ABroshowsupatanotherBro'spartywithatleastonemoreunitofalcoholthanheplanstodrink.

(2) SoifaBroplansonchuggingasixpack,heshallbringasixpackplusatleastonecanofbeerunless

a. thepartysucksand/ortherearetoomanydudes,theBroisentitledtoleavewithhisalcohol,thoughetiquettedictatesheshouldwaituntilnobodyislooking

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE72:BroOutgoings

IftwoBrosdecidetocatchamovietogether,theymaynotattendascreeningthatbeginsafter4:40pm.Alsodespitethecostsavings,theyshallnotsplitatubofpopcorn,choosinginsteadtoprocureindividualbags.

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE73:LanguageRequirements

(1) ABroshouldnotspeakmorethantwolanguagesunless

a. Hehaslivedforaminimumof9monthsinacountrywhosemainlanguageisoneofthoselanguages

b. Heusestheextralanguageasameansofpickingupwomenwhoonlyspeakthatlanguage

c. Hisjobrequireshimtoknowmorethan2languages

d. Itisameansofonlytoimpresswomenandnothingelse

(2) IfintheoccurrencethataBroknowsmorethan2languages,itisthegivenrightforsaidbrotoinviteotherbrostopartieswherethislanguageisspoken,havingsaidbroescortandbetheofficialbilingualwingman

[22/10/08]

Page 16: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

16

ARTICLE74:HotChickStreak

(1) IfaBrobeonahotstreak,anotherBrowilldoeverythingpossibletoensureitslongevity,evenifthatincludesjeopardizing

a. hisownrecords,

b. themissingofwork;or

c. temporaryimmigrationtoaforeigncountry.

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE75:Word‘Cute’

Thewordcuteshouldnotbeusedotherthendescribingachicktheywanttobone

ARTICLE76:Unhotness

(1) ShouldaBro(1st,2ndor3rd)behookingupwithanunattractivewoman,theBrothatnoticesthismustdoallintheirpowertostopsaidBrofromclosingthedeal,unless

a. theyarehelpinganotherBrowithArticle89

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE77:TearRule

(1) ABronevercries.(2) Intheeventthathedoes,hemustundernocircumstanceadmitittoanyone

otherthanagirlheistryingtoscorewith. [22/10/08]

ARTICLE80:SlapBets

(1) Wheninaslapbetthybromustalwaysobeytherulesoftheslapbet.(2) Ifcaughtcheatinginaslapbettheselectedslapbetcoordinatormustrulethe

consequencesofhowmanymoreslapsmustbegiventothycheater

Page 17: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

17

ARTICLE85:AbRule

Ifyoucomplimentaguyonhissix‐pack,youbetterbereferringtohisbeer.

ARTICLE86:ComfortZoneRestrictions

(1) Nevershareabedwithaguy,unless

a. there'snowayaroundit,

b. Apillowismaintainedbetweenthematallmaterialtimes,and

c. botharefacingoppositedirections

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE87:“Yes’Rule

"ABroshallatalltimessay'Yes'"

ARTICLE88:GreetingaBro

UpongreetinganotherBro,aBromayengageinahighfive,fistbump,oraBrohug,butneverafullembrace

[22/10/08]

ARTICLE89:FamilyException

Page 18: Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed)...CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 5: Pets (1) You must never own a cat. (2) If a Bro gets a dog, a. it must

CODEOFTHEBROTHERHOOD[CAP89,2008REV.ED.]

18

(1) "ABromayneverpursuethemomofanotherBro."a. BeithereresolvedthatatnopointisitpermissibleforoneBrotoengage

incarnaldelicacieswithanotherBro'smother.b. However,allowedandencouragedforoneBrotographicallysuggesttoa

Brotheathleticfeats,animalia,and/ormachineryutilizedduringafictionalencounterwithhismom.[[NOTABENE:ItiscustomaryforaBrotoavoidsuchBrocularityifhisBro'smomisa9orbetter,forfearofOedipalinducement.]]

c. ShouldaBrodiscoverhisBroisinfactadopted,heisfreetopursuehisBro'sadoptivemother,butonlyafterfirstcorroboratingnon‐biologicalparentagethroughnotarizedbirthcertificates,hospitalrecords,orcomparativedioxyribonucleicacidgelelectrophoresis,whicheveriseasiest.

d. SincetheadoptedBrocannotlegitimatelyclaimtohavesharedacanalwithhisBro.

e. ThoughthemomofaBroisalwaysofflimits,thestep‐momofaBroisallowedifsheinitiatesitand/oriswearingatleastonearticleofleopardprintclothing(Ifshelooksgoodinit.)


Love Brotherhood Africa

Love Brotherhood Africa

Asatrian - Holy Brotherhood

Asatrian - Holy Brotherhood

BROTHERHOOD &PEACE

BROTHERHOOD &PEACE

Brotherhood Download

Brotherhood Download

Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood

Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood

CHAPTER 89 EMPLOYMENT ACT - Parliament of Grenadalabour.gov.gd/legislation/Employment Act Cap 89.pdf · EMPLOYMENT ACT • Act • Subsidiary Legislation • ACT Act No. 14 of 1999

CHAPTER 89 EMPLOYMENT ACT - Parliament of Grenadalabour.gov.gd/legislation/Employment Act Cap 89.pdf · EMPLOYMENT ACT • Act • Subsidiary Legislation • ACT Act No. 14 of 1999

Invisible Brotherhood

Invisible Brotherhood

Universal brotherhood (06)

Universal brotherhood (06)

The Brotherhood

The Brotherhood

Universal Brotherhood

Universal Brotherhood

Muslim Brotherhood

Muslim Brotherhood

Volume 11 - A Star and a Stray Dog - Cap 89 - 98

Volume 11 - A Star and a Stray Dog - Cap 89 - 98

Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed) · 2008-09-04 · CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 11: Bro Debt (1) If you owe your bro money, pay them back

Code Of The Brotherhood (Cap 89, 2008 Rev.Ed) · 2008-09-04 · CODE OF THE BROTHERHOOD [CAP 89, 2008 REV. ED.] 3 ARTICLE 11: Bro Debt (1) If you owe your bro money, pay them back

Brotherhood in Islam

Brotherhood in Islam

Battle Brotherhood Rally

Battle Brotherhood Rally

African Blood Brotherhood

African Blood Brotherhood

Egypt Muslim Brotherhood

Egypt Muslim Brotherhood

Clydesdale Brotherhood

Clydesdale Brotherhood

Brotherhood 11.2015 F2

Brotherhood 11.2015 F2

Brotherhood newsletter

Brotherhood newsletter