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SEE YA AT POMONA C'lIFORNI' TECH CfJlifornifJ Institute of TechnololY HEAR RED TOMORROW '- Volume LI. ____________________ Thursday, January 19, 1950 ____ "_. _________________ No. 13 Assembly Stars DuBridge Cites Dangers To N,·chols' Combo How do you know yo u'r e in ·s I A I love? What pan does sex play clence n R rt . A r eal treat is in s to re for jazz fa ns tomorrow morning, when before and after marriage? How n n uo epo I< Red" Nicho ls and his F'ive Pennies wil l present an hOlll' concert can we improve our pros pect s at 11 :00 in Culbertson Hall. for a happy marriage " Mr. Roy Red and hi s boys were wi l dly acclaimed a fter th eir performance Fairchild, the mo st popu la r s em· inal' leadel' at ASilomar, will Tech OpereHa Progress In Research Programs, Finances, Student Life Also Evaluated here l as t ye ar , and everyone isw come to Tech nex t Monday. J an · l ooking forwa rd to another finOe f Sen·lors Select uary 23rd, to s peak on this in- concert for the "l ow-brows" P . S teres ting and i mportan t subjec t. rem"ere et Caltech mu sical circles. I C lass Gift Autho.-tty Red' s father, a profes sor of music, taught him to play trum- pet when , he was three years old, and he gave his fir st publi c per- form ance at the tender age of fiv e, with the pl ay ing of "A mer- ica." From then on he was in constant demand [01' vaudeville acts around hi s home town of Ogden, Utah. lHlUta. 'y Ca.'cc.' Howe ver, Heel's father di d not want him to become a profes- s ional mu sicia n, and he went to Culver Military In st itut e in In - RED NICHOLS diana on a s ch ol ars hi p to purs ue a military ca r eer . But he s oon found that the life of a soldier did n ot appea l to him , and he left schoo l at 16 to fo rm a s mall dance band known as ", he "Syn- copating Five." Thi s co mb o finally land ed in New York City, and th ere he or · ganized a band with Jimmy 001' - sey. Soon a ft er the " «'ive Pen- nies" burst upon the j azz sce ne, and the shi fting personnel in- cluded such well-known band- l eaders as Jimmy and Tommy Dorsey, Artie Shaw, Gene Krupa, and the late Glenn Miller. In 1941, right after Pearl Ha r- bor. Red and t he Five PenQies disbanded , and their Do\v-famous leader worked in defen se indus- trie s for three years . After the war he starte d out again playing lead trumpet in studio orches- tras, and he f1l1all y reorg a nized the Five Pennie s, who have made su ccess ful tour s and been starred at top night c lubs. Thi s j azz conce rt s hould ·be a fine s how for all popu lar mu s ic lover s, and no on e.- s hould mi ss thi s ch ance to heal' o ne of the old ma ste rs. Senior Pre s ident Stan Boi- cou rt clim bed int o hi s cab last Friday at ] 1:00, pulled th e th rot- tle, and the se ni or cla ss meeting wa.s und er way, ami dst billows of s moke and flurri es of snow. 8eniol' Gift [-Iclppily married , a nd pos se s- sing one and s eventeen - eight- eent hs chil dren, Mr. Fairchild is an unques ti oned aut h or ity on his subject. He is a formcr staff member of the Counseling Cen- ter at the University of Chicago and is now Pr esbyter ian Univer- sity pastor at U.S.C, The se ni or cl ass is proud to an noun ce that it will leave the Remembel'ed ' P"om .. bilom:II' s um of $500 doLlars to the al um - H owever, thirty Techmen who ni fund w hi ch is to be used to- spent the ir Chri s tmas vacati ons war d th e construction of the at As il om ar h<lv e better reason s ne w gymnas ium . Th e senio rs ' to welcome h im , for they we ll re- did no t s tipu la te just which part member his interesting an cl dif - of t he gym they would donate. fere nt tech nique . He appro ach es The graduation a nn ounce- the s ubj ect frankly and in the men i..S were voted upon. Jim stu de nt s' viewpoint, and po s- Wilcox will take orde rs for the sess es a wonderful sen se of hu- announcement s and c a II i n g mol'. The demand was so great cards on the Oli ve 'Walk all this that -he gave thl'ee extra talks at week. Tomorrow, Friday, is the las t d ay that Senio rs may order their announcements, so if you sen iors h ave n 't yet o rd ered, now is the time to do il . Class Hings Becau se of con fli c ting com - mencemellL time ...: with Sc rip ps , the commen cemen t will be held at 4:30 in the afte rn oon on Fri- l day Jun e 9 I Bill H ae tl' iger ann 0 u n c e d that he is selli ng the sen io r class rings t hi s year. Those se niors who wish to have the fabulous marginal utility of a senior ring see Bill in Room 65, Ri cket ts. Asil oma r. th e \V o .'tl T he Caltecil Y is ve J'y lu cky to sec ure Mr. , Fairchild's s erv - ices, and if the demand is gr ea t, m ay spo n so r a second talk of the s ame kind in its s erie s of Mon- day night forum s. So reme mber the tru e wo rd will be libel'ally di s pensed on next Mond ay ni ght at 7:30 in 201 Bridge. Air Force Film To Be Shown A wor ld premiere of a comic o pera, a s at ire of the physics division, will be presented on Feb. 10 at 8:00 p.m. in Culbert- son Hall. "Spoo ks in the Base- m ent" is the title of the forth - com ing pr odu ction. Th e libretto and music were both written by John Scott Campbell, who is an electrical eng in eer ing and an engineering dr afting ins tru c tor at the Insti- tute. Spooks Th e plot of the mu sica l cen- leI'S aro und the love life of a jani tor in the Physics Labora- to ry and a fem ale calculus pro- fes so r. The action takes plac e ins ide the Physics Laboratory, said l ab h avin g spooks in i ts basement. A chorus of sc ientist s, whi ch apparently acts like the chorus of priests in Aida except in mocking the Physic s Depart- ment, is a lso featured. An all-star cast consisting of t he Ca l tec h Glee Club, so loi sts from th e Pasadena Civic Chorus and th e Ca l tec h Orche s tra will g i ve the opera. The stage direc- tor is Mr. Linn a rd of the Pa sa- dena Playhouse. Lauri s Jones , director of the Caltech Orches- tra and the Caltech Glee Club , wi ll be the musical director of the opera. Int erviews will be given on I b Darbs Curdle the campu s today to young men 10 C u Views interested in i.l caree r as an of- And Cuddle ti ce ,. in the United States Ai,. · 'Phage Work Last Frid ay a ll Da bney A film is to be pre s ented hand s at t ile Thi nl Ann u al a t 4:30 p.m. in 155 Arm s. Ba ct e riophage will be the sub- Milk Drinking Contes t, whi ch An Ail' Force offi ce r team, ject under disclission this Fri - was also the dccas i on for an ex- compos ed of Ca pt. William A. day at 11:00 as members of the c han ge dance with Browning Ham a nd. L t. Victor K. Shero Bio logy c lub a nd ot hers inter- Hall at Scripps. The ha ll s were during the next two d ays , wi ll e st ed meet in th e lab of Dr . Ren- decora ted in the s pirit of the e xpla in career opportunities, as- ato Oulbecco, room 112, Kerck- date, Friday the thirteenth, but sist those interes t ed in filling out hoff. th is did oot di s may the Dabney application forms, an d give qual- H ere th ey will discuss with Crew team ;:IS they sa llied forth ifying examinations ' to those Dr. Dulbecco the signifi ca nce of for the con t est. seeking Aviation Cadet Pilot or work in this field and view the At the s igh t of the milk" a Navigator Training, mater ial he ha s gathered in hi s visible s hu dder ran through the QuaHftoo'r in vest igatio ns of the photo-activ- men. I t is a sight whi ch has St ud en ts who meet the qua Ii- atiop of inactive bacteriophage. st ruck panic inlo the hearts of fications , it was explained, will This work has ope ned new weaker individu a ls . B ut , alas, have opport uniti es to begin the of i nquiry and is gener- not so t he buxom Browning pl'ocessing procedure so th ey ally consi dered to be of cons ider- team! wh o we l' e gay ly titter ing wi l1 be ready to tra inin g I ab le significan ce in Ule so luti on in ligh t anticipation of the as soon as they fimsh co ll ege. of s eve ral bio physica l problems . comi ng contest. Qualified young men h ave op- As usua l, the discussion will be , l.'\\,O to One portun ity to train as pilots, as completely informal and will But the m en h ad yet more to navigators, or [0 l' nonftying f ollow the interes ts of t ho se fear , s ince due to the archaic duties. present. rule s of thi s ancient co ntes t t h ey 1----- - -- --- - --- :..:.. ---- - ------- -- (Co ntinu ed on Page 4) ME-CE Occupants- T 0-8e Caltech Fellowship Blacker Parties Eagerly Eye Future Home To Discuss Bible's At Roller Rink "Scientific Method" The Cal tech Chri st ian Fellow- ship will discuss John, Chapter 7, n ext Tu es day a nd Thursday at 12:30 in 251 Bridge. Thi s will be especially interesting to Tech students , since in t hi s s ect ion of the Bible Christ s eems to h ave a d v a cat e d the e xpe rimen ta l meth od. Cflmpus CfJlendflf THURSDA'f, JANUARY 19 12:00 Throop Club Mee ting 12:00 Y Upper Clan Lunch Club 7; 15 ASC IT B oard of Directors Meeting in Lower Fleming 7 :45 Dancing Class in Culbertson fRIDAY. JANUARY 20 11 : 00 Assembly- Re d Nichols and His Fi ve Pennies in Culbertson 6:45 Frosh Ba sketba ll vs. Pomona at Pomona 8: 15 Varsity Basketball vs. Pomona at Po",ona SATURDAY, JANUARY 2 1 2 :30 Frosh Basketball vs. Cal Poly (5, 0 .) at Covina High 7 :30 Varsity Ba ske tball vs. Cal Poly IS.D.1 at P.C.CO SUNDAY. JANUARY 22 7 :30 Film Clasic Series in Culbertson MONDAY, JANUARY 23 5 : 30 California Tech Staff First Annual Clambake 7:30 Y Forum, 20 1 Bridge TUESDAY, JANUARY 24 12:00 Y Frosh Lunch Club 7: 15 Alumni Place ment Lecture Series in Ricketts WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 25 7 :30 Orches tra Rehea rsal in Culbertson 8 :45 Glee Club in Culbertson Th ose Blac ker men whose " Room for research and ad- sense of equil ibrium h ad no t ministrative facilitie s in tbe been disrupted by the holiday Civil a nd Mechanical Engineer - festivities took thei r dates to the ing divisions will be provided by Moo nligh t Ro ll erway last Friday the new engineering building," for a ni ght of fun on wheels. stated Mr. Her tenste in in un in- Te nded by Dale Krause, the te rview with a 'l'ech rep orter la st daring couple s m ade their shim- Monday. me ring ways r ou nd and round All of the Civil Engineering the wooden oval. Severa l s tags profe s sors, w ith the exce ption of ca me along to j oin the fun , oc- Dean Th oma s and Profes sor Var- casionaUy cu tti ng -i n and leav ing n ey, will mo ve into the n ew ed i- the haple ss escor t no s upport to fice. R ep rese n ti ng th e M. E.'s cl utch for stabi li ty during his el'- in the n ew s ec tion will be Drs. r at ic course. Cla rk an d Hud s on. Al tho ugh Homeco ming Dr . Clar k will keep his oft1ce in ,"Vhen the rink closed at 11 the Thro op Hall, his m etall ur gy re- troop s retired to Bla ck er lou n ge sea r ch will be conducted in the for refreshment s and dancing, n ew offices. Dr. Hud s on is set- apparently n one the worse for ting up a laboratory in which to weal', al thoug h with due regard study vibrations and the ir effects for truth it mu st be admitted on stru ctu res. t.hat there wa s a line lead ing to New, Fe atures eac h of the cOllch es a nd to the Some of the impor ta nt depart- easy c hail's. ment s of the Cjvil Engineering Baril Dan el) division will include so il me ch- On the 27th 'Blacker and Rick- anics, the materials lab , the arl- ells join fo r ces for a soi"l'ee ministrative offices, u nci class - known as the "term's barn rooms. Large conc ret e walls, dance. " Th e locat i on of the pa le made exp ress ly for s truct ural ambe r oa s is h as not as yet been analys is, can be acco mocl ated in ch osen, but th e t ime-honor ed en- the specia ll y pr;epared lab. Ot her lertainment is be ing dilige ntly parts of the 35000 s quare feet prep a red for, with all members , ' of availab le w ill be utilized of the c as t vy ing to ac hi eve per- by the so il mec hani cs and fect ion in their roles. I s tre n gth of m ateria ls lab, which are being moved from T·l and Lower Thro op respectively_ FOI' the fir st time Dr . Clark will be ab le to concentrate the m eta llurgical research in one b uildin g. Th is research is now scattered a ll o ver the camp us in such pl aces as the Aeronautics lab basement. A vacuum l abor- atory for the formation of al- loys without the presence of air; u s pectrograph and accompany - ing eq uipm ent; a nd a lab for the use of radioactive tracers in dif- fusion st ud y , a re three more in - t erest ing feat ures to be included in the n ew structure. Lower T hl'OOP Some of the dep a rtments which may occupy the vacated sec- ond floor of Throop are the preSident's offices, the E.E. di- vision, a nd the accou nting de- partment. The basement of Gu gge nh e im will be taken over by the ae ronautics division. If all goe s according to sched- Ll le, t he building will be in full ope l'aLion by next falL The net re sult of th e additiona l space with wh i ch to relieve the cra mped cond it ions in the engi- n eeri ng options is expected to be of gr eat a id in st rengthening th ese departments at the In sti- tute. Basi c . scientific research is being threalened by the govern- ment I70hCY of concentrating its support on military science, accordmg 10 Callech Presidenl Lee A. DuBridge, In the annual rep o rt issued last Sunday. "A full y ear of normal, steady progress" in Caltech's ex- tensive research program, student affairs, and other Institute Nominations Assembly Set Th e officia l n omi nati on as sem- bly for n ext year's ASC1T offices will take place on Friday, Feb- ruary 10, a nd ch oices m ay be made fOt, a period of exactly one we ek thereafte r. The tradit i ona lly t umultuou s ca mpa ign season w ill co mmence at ]2:01 a.m. on February 20, and draw to a cl ose as elections take place four days late r. Th e o ffi ces open for election a re: president, vice - pre s ident, sec ret ary, treasurer, fir st and sec- ond repre sen tatives, ath letic and publicity man agers, rally co m- missionel', he ad cheer leade r, and ed itors a nd business managers of the Ca llfol'nill Tech and the Big T. Nominations ln writing, s igned by the person nomin a ting , s h ou ld be turned in to a board member 01' to Mike Sellen, El ect ion s Com- mittee Ch ai rman, before the nomination asse mbly . Dramatists The f).'ama C lu b will me et at 7:30 ",m" Monday nig h t, ,Jalllw,'y 2!1, hi 102 lJabll cy, Tech Rep Edged In C.E. Contest Representlng Caltech in t he Annual Student Paper con t est of the A_ S. C. E., held on January 11 at Southern Cal, ' Ja ck Otte- sta d, who pres ented a di sc uss ion on pontoon bridges, narrowly mis sed a winning vote. With a plurality of on ly 90 to 87, C, E. \Vhi te, t he contestant from S. C" gained the privilege of r ep r ese n ting t he secti on at the A. S. C. E.'s We ste rn Confer- ence in April. The difficulties inv ol ved in the con st ru ction and maintenance of the Alcan High- way was the top ic of t he win - ning talk. C haptc., By cha ll engi ng the Geology Di- vis ion to a nother softba ll game, t he Ca ltech cha pt er of the A_ S. C. E. decided in a meeting la st Mo nd ay evening to ren ew its t raditi onal rival ry wi th thi s cock- su re department. Max Kreston, pre side nt of t he gro up , l ed the passage of two other motions: the organization of two field t rip s, o ne probably including Lo ck heed Air Termi - na l; and th e sc heduling of a th ea- ter par ty nea l' t.he end of t h is term. Postponed for a later date was th e movie on t he cons truction of the Golden Gate Bridge, origi- na lly planned for thi s asse mbly. Jilted Throopers ' Resort to Bowling Finding that on ly one girl had s igned up for la st Friday's Ex- change , and fe e ling that an Ex- change with only one girl wou ld present problem s U) , Throop was forced to make another of its last minut e cancellat ion s. However this Saturday at 7:00 th ere will be bowling at the Pasa_ dena Bowling Co urts. The upper alleys have bee n reserved for the use of Throop Club. Me mbers and their guests ma y bowl f91' two . hours for only twe nty -five cents each . Th ere's no better deal in town. It's Stag or Drag! with dancing and refres hments in the l ounge afterwards. See you th ere. $activities, was also deta il ed by President DuBridge, departmen t cha irm en, a nd other officials in the major po rtion of the I'ep'ort, Dr. DuBl'idge sta ted that "In- sofa r as the federal g ove rnment is concerned ... s upport of sci- ence h as been large ly left to agenc ies whose primary func- tions are milit a ry. namely the National Military Establishme nt and the Atomic Energy C.ommis- · sia n." Thi s, he said, gives rise to two \Iangers: Dangers 1. " Wh en basic sc lence com- petes for funds with weapon de - velopment projects, .. science is cel'ta in to l ose out as budget re, stri ct ions become nece ssa ry; 2. " Th e re is inc rea s ing pres- Sur e to extend to basic sc ience the s ecrecy r estrictio ns which necessarily per v a d e military weapon development progra ms ." 1l1d cl)CJule nt The two aforement ioned dan- gers to ba sic scie n ce arising from government int et'est in sc ie nce as a wea pon-developer may be me l " only as lar ge r so urces of private s upport for scie ntific re- search becomes ava ila ble" ac- co rdin g to 01'. DuBI'idge. ' Co nt. -o ls Not lVantt"d However , Dr. DuBridge made the point that Caltech and s imi- la .. in stit utions do not want gov- e rnment subsid ies "with the ac- co mpa nyin g bu re a ucrat ic con- tro ls." Even though many re se arch enterpr ises at Caltech are belng spo n so red by the governme nt, H It ,is a tragic mi s understa nding to ass ume that the educatio nal and research activities of the In- s ti t ute are being, 01' a re about to be financed la rgely by the Fed- eral government," he .warned . "Ca l tech undertakes o nl y s uch government e nt er pri ses as are a proper part of its ow n program." [n fact, he stated that H It would be ddngerou s in any case to have too large a seg ment of the Insti- tu te' s res ea rch pr og ram depen- (Continued on pare 4) AlEE To Visit Telephone Co. The AlEE ha s planned a Field Trip to the Tel ep hon e Co mpany in Downto\\tn Los Angeles, Fri- day January 20, 1950. Meet in Tournament Park parking lot at 1:00 p.m. The trip includes a two hour ins pe ct ion of facilities and a half hour movie, "Speeding Speech." Membe rs a nd welcome. Sign l owe r Th !'Oop. non-m e mbers up on Ji §:t in Interview Schedule JAN . 18, 19 c; 20--THE u_ S. AIR fORCI team will be on campus. 8ul - le tlns are pos t ed on vario us buUetin boards if you desire fUrther info rmat Ion. Movie to be shown on the 19th In 155 Arms at 4:30 p.m. JAN. 2.4, 25 & 26--DOUGLAS AIRCRAfT COMPANY, Santa Monica, Californ ia . Mr. C. C. La Vene , Engineering Division Employment Manager, Interviewer. MS deg ree men and up in Electrical Aero- nautic al , Civil Engrneering and PhysIcs. BS degree and up In MechanIcal and Chemical Engineering. fEB. 15 & 16-5YLVANIA ELECTRIC PRODUCTS INC" New York, New Yo rk. Mr. H. L. Richardson. Director of Indus- trial RelatIons will In terview 8S and MS degree men in Electrical ICommun.l, Mechanical, Chemic al En gineering and Physi cs and Two or three degree men in hemistry also de- APRIL 24, 25 & 26-GENERAL MOTORS CORPORATION, Detroit, Michigan, Mr. Kenneth A. Moade, Interviewer. Details later . All in terviews take ptace in the place- ment office unless o the rwise des i gnated in announce men t. Cont act the placement sec- retary as soon as possible for defini te ap- poin tment and app lication blank.s.--120 Throop Hall. All application forms filled out for In- terview appoin t ments sho uld be completed and in the hands of the placement secre- tary two days before the date of each par t icul ar interview.

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POMONA C'lIFORNI' TECH CfJlifornifJ Institute of TechnololY

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Volume LI. ____________________ Thursday, January 19, 1950 ____ "_. _________________ No. 13

Assembly Stars ~::i: ~:~d:y DuBridge Cites Dangers To N,·chols' Combo How do you know you're in ·s • I A I

love? What pan does sex play clence n R rt . A real treat is in s tor e for jazz fa ns tomorrow morning, when before and after marriage? How n n uo epo

I< Red" Nichols and his F'ive Pennies wil l present an hOlll' concert can we improve our pros pects a t 11 :00 in Culbertson Hall. for a happy marriage" Mr. Roy

Red and his boys were wi ldly acclaimed a fter their performance Fairchild, the most popu la r sem· ~ ~ inal' leadel' at ASilomar , will Tech OpereHa Progress In Research Programs,

Finances, Student Life Also Evaluated here last year, and everyone isw come to Tech nex t Monday. J an· looking forward to another finOe

f Sen·lors Select uary 23rd, to speak on this in-

concert for the " low-brows" P . S teres ting and importan t subjec t. rem"ere et Caltech mus ical circles. I

Class Gift Autho.-tty Red's father, a professor of music, taught him to play trum­pet when ,he was three years old, and he gave his first public per­formance at the tender age of five, with the play ing of "Amer­ica." From then on he was in constant demand [01' vaudeville acts around his home town of Ogden, Utah.

lHlUta.'y Ca .'cc.' However, Heel's father did not

want him to become a profes­s ional musicia n, and he went to Culver Military Institute in In-

RED NICHOLS

diana on a scholarshi p to pursue a military ca reer. But he soon found that the life of a soldier did not appea l to him, and he left schoo l at 16 to fo rm a small da nce band known as ",he "Syn­copating Five."

This combo finally landed in New York City, and there he or· ganized a band with Jimmy 001'­

sey. Soon a fte r the " «'ive Pen­nies" burs t upon the jazz scene, and the s hi fting personnel in­cluded such well-known band­leaders as Jimmy and Tommy Dorsey, Artie Shaw, Gene Krupa, and the la te Glenn Miller.

In 1941, right after Pearl Har­bor. Red and the Five PenQies disbanded, and their Do\v-famous leader worked in defense indus­tries for three years. After the war he started ou t again playing lead trumpet in studio orches­tras, and he f1l1ally reorga nized the Five Pennies, who have made successful tours and been starred at top night clubs.

This jazz concert should ·be a fine show for all popu lar mus ic lovers, and no one.- s hould miss this chance to heal' one of the old masters.

Senior Pres ident Stan Boi­cou r t c limbed into hi s cab last Friday at ] 1:00, pulled the th rot­tle, and the senior class meeting wa.s unde r way, a midst billows of s moke and flurri es of snow.

8eniol' Gift

[-Iclppily married, a nd posses­s ing one and seventeen-eight­eenths ch ildren, Mr. Fairchild is a n unques tioned auth ority on his subject. He is a formcr staff member of the Counseling Cen­ter at the University of Chicago and is now Presbyterian Univer­sity pastor at U.S.C,

The senior class is proud to announce that it will leave th e Remembel'ed 'P"om .. bilom:II' sum of $500 doLlars to the alum- However, thirty Techmen who ni fund w hich is to be used to- spent the ir Chris tmas vacations ward the construction of the at As ilomar h<lve better reasons new gymnasium. The seniors ' to welcome h im, for they well re­did no t s tipula te just which part member his interesting a ncl dif­of t he gym they would donate. feren t tech nique. He approaches

The graduation a nnounce- the s ubject frankly and in the men i..S were voted upon. Jim students' viewpoint, and pos­Wilcox will take order s for the sesses a wonderful se nse of hu­announcements and c a II i n g mol'. The demand was so great cards on the Oli ve 'Walk all t his that -he gave thl'ee extra talks at week. Tomorrow, Friday, is the las t day that Seniors may order their announcements, so if you sen iors haven't yet o rde red, now is the time to do il.

Class Hings

Because of con flicting com­mencemellL time...: with Scripps , t he commencement will be held at 4:30 in the afternoon on Fri­

l day June 9 I Bill H aetl'iger ann 0 u n c e d that he is selling t he senior class rings this year. Those seniors who wish to have the fabulous marginal utility of a senior ring see Bill in Room 65, Ricket ts.

Asilomar . G(~t th e \V o .'tl

T he Caltecil Y is ve J'y lu cky to secure Mr. ,Fairchild's serv­ices, and if the demand is grea t, may sponsor a second talk of the same kind in its series of Mon­day night forums. So remember the true word will be libel'ally dis pensed on next Monday nigh t at 7:30 in 201 Bridge.

Air Force Film To Be Shown

A world premiere of a comic opera, a sat ire of the phys ics division, will be presented on Feb. 10 at 8:00 p.m. in Culbert­son Hall. "Spooks in the Base­ment" is the title of the forth­com ing production.

The libretto and music were both written by John Scott Campbell, who is an electrical engineering and an engineering d rafting ins tructor at the Insti­tute.

Spooks The plot of the musical cen­

leI'S around t he love life of a ja n itor in the Physics Labora­tory and a fem a le calculus pro­fessor. The action takes place inside the Physics Laboratory, said lab having spooks in its basement.

A chorus of scientists , which apparently acts like the chorus of priests in Aida except in mocking the Physics Depart­ment, is a lso featured.

An all-s ta r cast consisting of t he Ca ltech Glee Club, solo ists from the Pasadena Civic Chorus and the Ca l tech Orchestra will g i ve the opera. The stage direc­tor is Mr. Linna rd of the Pasa­dena Playhouse. Lauris Jones, director of the Caltech Orches­tra and the Caltech Glee Club, wi ll be the musical director of the opera.

Interviews will be given on B· I b Darbs Curdle the campus today to young men 10 C u Views

interested in i.l career as an of-

And Cuddle ti ce ,. in the Uni ted Sta tes Ai,. · 'Phage Work Las t Friday ~aw a ll Da bney I<~o l'ce. A film is to be presented

hands at t ile Thi n l Ann ual a t 4:30 p.m. in 155 Arms. Bacte riophage will be the sub­Milk Drinking Contes t, which An Ail' Force office r team, j ec t under disclission this Fri­was a lso the dccasion for an ex- composed of Ca pt. William A. day at 11:00 as members of the change dance with Browning Ham a nd. L t. Victor K . Shero Biology club a nd others inter­Hall at Scripps. The halls were during the next t wo days, wi ll ested meet in the lab of Dr. Ren­decora ted in the s pirit of the explain career opportunities, as- ato Oulbecco, room 112, Kerck­date, Friday the thirteenth, but sist those interes ted in filling out hoff. th is did oot dismay the Dabney application forms, and give qual- Here they will discuss with Crew team ;:IS they sa llied forth ifying examinations ' to those Dr. Dulbecco the s ignifica nce of for the contest. seeking Aviation Cadet Pilot or work in this field and view the

At the s ight of th e milk" a Navigator Training, material he has gathered in his vis ible shudder ra n through the QuaHftoo'r investigations of the photo-activ-men. I t is a sight which has Stude nts who meet the qua Ii- atiop of inactive bacteriophage. st ruck panic inlo the hearts of fications , it was explained, will This work has opened new weaker individua ls . But , a las, have opportunities to begin the ~venues of inquiry and is gener­not so t he buxom Browning pl'ocessing procedure so they ally conside red to be of consider­team! who we l'e gay ly tittering wi l1 be ready to ~tart t ra ining I able s ignificance in Ule solution in ligh t anticipation of the as soon as they fims h college. of several biophysica l problems. comi ng contest. Qualified young men have op- A s usua l, the discussion will be

, l.'\\,O to One portun ity to train as pilots, as completely informal and will But the men had yet more to navigators, or [0 l' nonftying follow the interests of t hose

fear, s ince due to the archaic duties. present. rules of this ancient contes t t hey 1------ ------ ---:..:..----- ---------

(Continued on Page 4) ME-CE Occupants-T 0-8e Caltech Fellowship Blacker Parties Eagerly Eye Future Home To Discuss Bible's At Roller Rink "Scientific Method"

The Cal tech Christ ian Fellow­ship will discuss John, Chapter 7, next Tuesday a nd Thursday at 12:30 in 251 Bridge. This will be especially interesting to Tech students, since in this sect ion of the Bible Ch ris t seems to have a d v a cat e d the e xperime n ta l method.

Cflmpus CfJlendflf THURSDA'f, JANUARY 19

12:00 Throop Club Meeting 12:00 Y Upper Clan Lunch Club

7; 15 ASC IT Board of Directors Meeting in Lower Fleming

7 :45 Dancing Class in Culbertson

fRIDAY. JANUARY 20 11 :00 Assembly-Red Nichols a nd His

Five Pennies in Culbertson 6:45 Frosh Basketball vs. Pomona at

Pomona 8: 15 Varsity Basketball vs. Pomona at

Po",ona SATURDAY, JANUARY 2 1

2 :30 Frosh Basketball vs. Cal Poly (5, 0 .) at Covina High

7 :30 Varsity Baske tball vs. Cal Poly IS.D.1 at P.C.CO

SUNDAY. JANUARY 22 7 :30 Film Clasic Series in Culbertson

MONDAY, JANUARY 23 5 :30 California Tech Staff First Annual

Clambake 7 :30 Y Forum, 201 Bridge

TUESDAY, JANUARY 24 12:00 Y Frosh Lunch Club 7: 15 Alumni Placement Lecture Series

in Ricketts

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 25 7 :30 Orchestra Rehearsal in Culbertson 8 :45 Glee Club in Culbertson

Those Blacker men whose "Room for research and ad-sense of equil ibrium had not ministrative facilities in tbe been disrupted by the holiday Civil a nd Mechanical Engineer­festivities took thei r dates to the ing divisions will be provided by Moonligh t Rollerway last Friday the new engineering building," for a night of fun on wheels. stated Mr. Hertenste in in un in­

Te nded by Dale Krause, the te rview with a 'l'ech reporter last daring couples made t heir shim- Monday. me ring ways round and round All of the Civil Engineering the wooden oval. Several stags professors, with the exception of cam e a long to join the fun , oc- Dean Thomas and Professor Var­casionaUy cutting -i n and leaving ney, will move in to the new edi­the hapless escort no support to fice. Represen tin g the M. E.'s clutch for stabili ty during his el'- in the new sec tion will be Drs. rat ic course. Cla rk and Hudson. Although

H omecoming Dr. Clark will kee p his oft1ce in ,"Vhen the rink closed at 11 the Throop Ha ll , his metallurgy re­

troops retired to Blacker lou nge search will be conducted in t he for refreshments and dancing, new offices. Dr. Hudson is set­apparently none the worse for ting up a laboratory in which to weal', a lthough with due regard study vibrations and their effects for truth it must be admitted on structu res. t.hat there was a line leading to New, F eatures each of the cOllches a nd to the Some of the impor tan t depart-easy chail's . ments of th e Cjvil Engineering

Baril Danel) division will in clud e so il mech -On the 27th 'Blacker a nd Rick- anics, the materials lab, the arl­

ells join forces for a soi"l'ee ministrative offices, u nci class­known as the "term's barn rooms. Large concrete walls, dance." The locat ion of the pale made expressly for s tructura l amber oas is has not as yet been analysis , can be accomoclated in chosen, bu t the t ime-honored en- the s pecia lly pr;epared lab. Other lertainment is being d ilige ntly parts of the 35000 square feet prepa red for, with all members ,' of available spac~ will be utilized of the cas t vy ing to achieve per- by the soil mechanics and fect ion in their roles. I s trength of materia ls lab, which

are being moved from T·l and Lower Throop respectively_

FOI' the first time Dr. Clark will be able to concentrate the m etallurgical research in one building. Th is research is now scattered a ll over the campus in such places as the Aeronautics lab basement. A vacuum labor­atory for the formation of al­loys without the presence of air; u s pectrograph and accompany­ing equipment; a nd a lab for the u se of radioactive tracers in dif­fu s ion study , a re three more in­teresting features to be included in the new structure.

Lower T hl'OOP Some of the departments which

may occupy the vacated sec­ond floor of Throop are the preSident's offices, the E.E. di­vision, a nd the accounting de­partment. The basement of Gugge nhe im will be taken over by the ae rona u tics division.

If all goes according to sched­Ll le , t he building will be in full opel'aLion by next falL The net resu lt of the additional space with wh ich to relieve the cra mped condit ions in t he engi­n eering options is expected to be of great a id in st rengthening t hese departments at the Ins ti­tute.

Basic .scientific research is being threalened by the govern­ment I70hCY of concentrating its support on military science, accordmg 10 Callech Presidenl Lee A. DuBridge, In the annual report issued last Sunday.

"A full y ear of normal, steady progress" in Caltech's ex­tensive research program, student affairs, and other Institute

Nominations Assembly Set

The officia l nomi nation assem­bly for next year's ASC1T offices will take place on Friday, F eb­ruary 10, a nd choices may be made fOt, a period of exactly one week thereafte r.

The traditionally tumultuous campa ign season w ill commence at ]2:01 a.m. on February 20, and draw to a c lose a s elections take place four days later .

The offi ces open for e lection a re: president, vice - pres ident, secreta ry , treasurer, first and sec­ond represen tatives , ath letic and publicity ma nagers, rally com­miss ionel', head c heer leader, and editors a nd business managers of the Callfol'nill Tech and the Big T.

Nominations ln writing, s igned by t he person nomina ting, s hould be turned in to a board membe r 01' to Mike Sellen, E lect ions Com­mittee Chai rma n , before the nomination assembly.

Dramatists The f).'ama Club will meet

at 7:30 ",m" Monday nigh t, ,Jalllw,'y 2!1, hi 102 lJabll cy,

Tech Rep Edged In C.E. Contest

Representlng Caltech in t he Annual Student Paper contest of the A_ S. C. E., held on January 11 at Southern Cal, 'Jack Otte­stad, who presented a d iscuss ion on pontoon bridges, narrowly missed a winning vo te.

With a plurality of only 90 to 87, C, E. \Vhi te, t he contestant from S. C" gained the privilege of repr esen ting the section at the A. S. C. E.'s Western Confer­ence in April. The difficulties involved in t he const ruction and maintenance of the Alcan High­way was the topic of the win­ning talk.

Chaptc., ~leettng By cha llengi ng the Geology Di­

vis ion to another softball game, the Ca ltech chapter of the A_ S. C. E. decided in a meeting last Monday evening to renew its t raditiona l riva lry with this cock­sure department.

Max Kreston, president of t he group, led the passage of two other motions: the organization of two field t rips, one probably including Lockheed Air Termi­na l; and the scheduling of a thea­te r par ty nea l' t.he end of th is term.

Postponed for a later date was the movie on the construction of the Golden Gate Bridge, origi­na lly planned for this assembly.

Jilted Throopers ' Resort to Bowling

Finding that only one girl had s igned up for last Friday's Ex­change, and feeling that an Ex­change with only one girl would present problems U) , Throop was forced to make another of its last minute cancellations. However this Saturday at 7:00 there will be bowling at the Pasa_ dena Bowling Courts . The upper alleys have been reserved for the cxclusl\'~ use of Throop Club. Members a nd their guests may bowl f91' two .hours for only twe nty-five cents each. There's no better deal in town. It's Stag or Drag! with dancing and refreshments in the lounge afterwards. See you th ere.

$activities, was also detailed by President DuBridge, department cha irmen, a nd other officials in the major portion of the I'ep'ort,

Dr. DuBl'idge stated that "In­sofar as the federal government is concerned ... support of sci­ence has bee n largely left to agencies whose primary func­tions a re milita ry. namely the National Military Establishment and the Atomic Energy C.ommis- · sian." This, he sa id, gives rise to two \Iangers:

Dangers 1. "When basic sclence com­

petes fo r funds with weapon de­velopment projects, .. science is cel'ta in to lose out as budget re, strict ions become necessary;

2. "The re is increasing pres­Sure to extend to basic science the secrecy restrictions which necessarily per v a d e military weapon development programs."

1l1dc l)CJulent ~"Inanctng The two aforementioned dan­

gers to basic science arising from government inte t'es t in science as a wea pon-developer may be mel "only as la rger sources of private support for scientific re­search becomes available" ac­cording to 01'. DuBI'idge. '

Cont.-o ls Not lVantt"d

However, Dr. DuBridge made the poin t that Caltech and simi­la .. institutions do not want gov­e rnment subsid ies "with the ac­compa nying burea ucratic con­tro ls."

Even though many research enterprises at Caltech are belng sponsored by the government, HIt ,is a tragic mis understanding to assume that the educational and research activities of the In­s ti tute are being, 01' a re about to be financed largely by the Fed­eral government," he .warned. "Ca l tech undertakes only such government enterprises as are a proper part of its own program." [n fact, he stated that HIt would be ddngerous in any case to have too large a segme nt of th e Insti­t ute's resea rch program depen-

(Continued on pare 4)

AlEE To Visit Telephone Co.

The AlEE has planned a Field Trip to the Telephone Company in Downto\\tn Los Angeles, Fri­day January 20, 1950. Meet in Tournament Park parking lot at 1:00 p.m .

The trip includes a two hour inspect ion of facilities and a half hour movie, "Speeding Speech."

Membe rs a nd welcome. Sign lower Th !'Oop.

non-members up on Ji§:t in

Interview Schedule JAN . 18, 19 c; 20--THE u_ S. AIR fORCI

int~rv,ew team will be on campus. 8ul­letlns are posted on various buUetin boards if you desire fUrther informatIon. Movie to be shown on the 19th In 155 Arms at 4 :30 p.m.

JAN . 2.4, 25 & 26--DOUGLAS AIRCRAfT COMPANY, Santa Monica, California . Mr. C. C. La Vene, Engineering Division Employment Manager, Interviewer. MS degree men and up in Electrical Aero­nautical , Civi l Engrneering and PhysIcs. BS degree and up In MechanIcal and Chemical Engineering.

fEB. 15 & 16-5YLVANIA ELECTRIC PRODUCTS INC" New York, New York. Mr. H. L. Richardson. Director of Indus­trial RelatIons will Int erview 8S and MS degree men in Electrical ICommun.l, Mechanical , Chemical Engineering and Physi cs and Chemist~ . Two or three ~I~!'d. degree men in hemistry also de-

APRIL 24, 25 & 26-GENERAL MOTORS CORPORATION, Detroit, Michigan, Mr. Kenneth A. Moade, Interviewer. Details later. All in terviews take ptace in the place­

ment office unless othe rwise designated in announcemen t. Contact the placement sec­retary as soon as possible for defini te ap­pointment and application blank.s.--120

Throop Hall. All a pplication forms filled out for In­

te rview appoin tments should be completed and in the hands of the placement secre­tary two days before the date of each part icular interview .

Page 2 __________________ T HE CALIFORNIA T E C H ____________ Thursday, January 19, 1950

T~ SijUARES' CI RCtE Ed. Note:

This is a l'al'C occasion when someon e 0 11 1 sidc of 'I'ceh tukes an intel'est in OUI' atrah's . 'I'h e point made is uudoubtedly a.,p li­cable to lUOst of u s.

Deal' n. K.:

Who Dealt This Mess

Potpourri By Bob C"lcbtou

Mr. and Mrs . Neville S. Long became parents of a baby boy, Donald Stewart, in Walla Walla, \Vashington. Neville was an R. A. of Fleming, several years ago.

• • •

It is well known by most bridge players that there are 13 cards in each suit and in each original hand. But this knowl­edge is seldom put to use. Take

In answer to your editorial, a quick glance at the hand be- The annual report of the Insti-"Beak, Beak, Beak ... " under a low. At the contract of Four lute has been published, and the P.S. Anybody kn ow of a good Spades by South it appears that following is quoted from Dean beak for an editorial next week?" the Diamond suit is crucial. A Eaton's Report. I submit the following: finesse is required, with the odds "A considerable concern was

Parents' sport is beaking, too!! 50.50 on whether or not you pick expressed in this body (the Stu­Mostly, about Caltech men's ina- ti,e right direct,·on. But a good b 'l' d' t 't I tt dent Faculty Relations Commit-

1 tty or estre 0 wrt e e ers Declarer will find the one cast. home_ . tee) over the disparity between iron way of making sure of the the listed course load in certain

It is recognized that students contract. are glad to be away from a domi- S Q932 courses and the greater number neering home influence. W e ad- H 10 76 of hours actually required to mit we are glad to see boys be- D A 10 5 complete the assignments. In-

(h th vestigations into this disparity come men owever- ey can C A6:1 not say, "today, I am a man" un- S 10 854 N S _ are in progress, with the hope til the legal age of twenty-one). H AKQ93 H 82 tha t recommendations for reduc-

P t f I t lion, particularly in the matter

al'ents are gl'a e u 0 save D 9 WED Q87432 pennies and dollars so our sons C Q85 S C J 10942 of repetitive and duplicative can go to college-yes to the problem assignments, can be ONLY COLLEGE, Caltech. The ~ ~~J76 made." sum, compared to the national D KJ6 .. .. .. debt, is sma ll: but in our budg· C K7 The day after the fire de· ets, it is as bi llions. Are Caltech stroyed the electrical mainte-men grateful for this? South dea ler, North-South vul. nance supply building, early

We rejoice that there are many The bidding went- this term, several papers printed extra-curricular activities made S \ " N E stories to the effect that the fire

. available to make college inter- 18 2H 3S P had threatened the library, esting and fun. 48 P P P which conta ined hundreds of

Snaking? A good portion of West opened the King, Queen, priceless documents. I t was de-ane's time devoted to this pleas- and Ace of Hearts in that order, scribed as one of the oldest ant pastime seems to be neces- East discarding the deuce of structUl'es on the Cal tech cam­sary if one is to get the most out I Cluus. \Vest then shifted to a pus. of the Caltech education. Club, the King winner. Declarer, This was slightly confusing

For a well rounded education, with the opponents holding until I saw a sign on the old we believe Caltech men must en- book, must win the remaining dorm that read, "OLD LIBRA­gage in extra-curricular activi- tricks. RY- 1890, A Monument to Early ties, athletics, snaking and writ- Four rounds of Spades pulls Culture Dear to the Memory of ing that letter home each week. the outstanding trumps and Many. Diamond Jubilee Celebra-

How about it? gives Declare]' a fair count on tion of Pasadena's Founding A Mother (Continued on Page 4) 1874 and California's c.entennial

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THURSDAY, JANUARY 19 Col,n BreuQnon---Overture, by KabalevskY·

NBC Symphony Orchestra conducted by Arturo Toscanmi (51.

Symphony No.5, by Shostakovich. The Cleveland Orchestra conducted by Ar tur Rodz inski (39J.

Gyorgy Sandor, Pianist . Sonata in B Minor, by lint (24).

Variations and Fugue on a Mozart Theme, by Reger. Concertgebouw Orchestra of Amsterdam conducted by Edouard van Beinum (32).

English Folk Songs-Suite, by Vaughan Williams. Columbia Broadcasting Sym­phony conducted by Howard Barlow (121.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 20 Weekly Feature Concert-A Program of

liturgical Music S ... TURDAY, JANUARY 2 1

Die Gotterdammerung (The Dusk o f the Gods ! by Wagner. Famous Soloists, Lon­don Symphony Orchestra conducted by Albert Coates. Berlin State Opera Or­chestra conducted by leo Blech .

MONDAY ANUARY 23 Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun. by

Debussy . Boston Symphony Orchestra conducted by Serge Koussevltzky I I 01.

Symphony No. 3 in A Minor, by Rach­maninov. The Ph iladelphia Orchestra conducted by Sergei Rachmaninov (38).

Wilhelm Bachaus Pianist. Fantasia in C Major, by Schumann (281. Italian Concerto in F Major, by Bach (121.

Der Rosenkavalier - Suite by Richard Strauss. Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra conducted by Eugene Goossens (24).

TUESDAY, JANUARY 24 Die Meistersinger--Overture, by Wagner.

The Philadelphia Orchestra conducted by leopold Stokowski (91.

Symphony No. 103 in E Flat Major (Drum­roll ), by Haydn. The Halle Orchest ra conducted by Leslie Heward 1251 .

Nathan Milstein, Violinist. Sonata No.8 in G Mal'or for Violin and P iano, by Beethoven ( 6/. Sonata No. 24 in C Major for Violin and Piano (K. 2961. by Mozart !I41.

The Great Elopement, by Handel- Beecham. l ondon Philharmonic Orchestra conduct­ed by Sir Thomas Beecham (24).

Eni!hma V~riations ,by Elgar. B.B.C . Sym­GO~lt ,Cfstestra conducted by Sir Adrian

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 2S Don Giovanni- Overture, by Mozart. lon­

don Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Sir Thomas Beecham 161.

Symphony No.6 in B Minor IPathetlque), by Tschaikovsky. Berlin Philharmonic Or­chestra conducted by Wilhelm Furt­wangler 141 1.

Alexander Kipnis, Basso. Selections from Boris Godounov, by Mous$Orgsky. Chorus and Orchestra con­ducted by Nicola i Berezowsky (42).

Les Deux PIgeons-Ballet Suite, by Messa· ~er . Ro~al Opera House Orchestra of ngiden! 17 rden conducted by Hugo Rig-

Intermezzo-Entr'acte, by Richard Strauss. Royal Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Sir Thomas Beecham (6).

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lobos. Eileen Bailon, Pianist. Ernest An­sermet and Orchestra de la Suisse Ro­mande

*Merry Mount Suite-Hanson. Howard Hanson and Eastman-Rochester Sym­phony Orchestra

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Ansermet and London Philharmonic Or­chestra

o!< The Pines of Romc-RespiQhi. Eugene Or. mandy and The Philadelphia Orchestra

(: la Favorit" " Abridged"-Donizetli . leo· nora---Giuseppina Zinetti. Fernando­Cristy Solari. Alfredo XI--Carmelo Mau­geri. Baldassare--Corrado Zambelli. Ines -Ida Mannnarini. Don Gasparo--Giu­seppe Nessi. l orenzo Molajoli and Cho­rus and Orchestra of La Scala

Will iam Telt " Passo a sei"-Rossini. Ar ­turo Toscanini and N.B.C. Symphony Or­chestra

SUND"'Y, JANUARY 22 " Idomeneo" Overture-Mozart. Boyd Neel

and National Symphony Orchestra Concerto fo r Oboe and StrinQs-Rlchard

Strauss. leon Goossens, Oboist . Akeo Garliera and The Phil harmonia Orchestra

The Faithful Shepherd Suite-Handel- Bee­cham. Sir Thomas Beecham and london Phi lharmonic Orchestra

MONDAY, ANU",RY 23 "Ruler of The Spirits" Overture-Weber

Walter Susskind and the Phi lharmonia Orchestra

*Symphony No. i in A Major-Beethoven . Anlltole Fistoulari and National Sym­phony Orchestra

Novelletta- Martusci . Willy Ferraro and Symphony Orchestra of Turin

Feuersno tT'!t~~: Y Sc!~~~~~h!~d Strauss Sir Thomas Beecham and Royal Philhar ­monic Orchestr~

::: Symphony No. 41 in C Major "Jupiter"­Mozart . Arturo Toscanini and N.B.C. Symphony Orchestra

Sonata No. 2 fo r Clarinet and Piano-­Brahms. Benny Goodman, Clarinetist. Nadia Reisenberg, Pianist

WEDNESDAY, JANU ... RY 25 " le Jeune Henri" Overture-Mehul. Albert

Wolff and Lamoureux Orchest ra of Paris >"Concerto No. I in B Flat Mlnor-Tschai­

kovsky . Vladim ir Horowitz" Pianist. Ar­turo Toscanini and N.B.C. ;:,ymphony Or­chestra

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• • • Dean Strong, in the annual re­

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Picking up our square crystal ball, we gaze therein to see who has been striving for nefarious recognition this week, and eval­uating a ll circumstances, sort out those to whom we can award the same. Everybody's calling Thorne Butler a hero these days, but we, the little voice in the great babble, don't see why he has such a good eye on the bas­ketball floor when he can 't avoid hi tti ng parked cars on a four­Jane street: witness the little game of crinkle-fender he played last week. Speaking of cars, Brad Houser got his head swelled recently, when, driving his hood less, paintless, beat up old Packard, in downtown Pasa­hogan; some people from Ohio pulled a longside at a stoplight, and leaned out of the windows goggle-eyed, w ith exclamations such as "Gee, look at the REAL hot rod," "J 'll bet it's really fast." (Eel. Note: Brad claims to have hit 27 in overdrive high.)

Last wecktHuJ was t.he on e for exchanges, both girls' and dirty looks. Ricketts flung one Friday night with Oxy's Haines Hall. Archie "J . S." McEwing sta rted the evening right by heading for

the hills when he discovered that his ex-gir l friend from last year was attending. Expecting a mediocre turnout, the Rowdies were su rprised when half of the Occidenta l fema le student body s howed. An eme rgency drafting committee was formed and re­cruits assembled from many an obscure snake pit about the cam­pus. To act as catalyst to the mix, the nametag gag was em­ployed, us ing old proverbs split in half. Nobody had much trou­ble except the guy whose tag read "I'll be damned if-." The other half of the tag, which read appropriately, "-I can find my partner," had taken off early with someone else.

-\Vhieh brings liS to Flem­ing's Friday F iasco. Perpetrated by post cards, the dance was deluged with dubious damsels (this could get out of hand). Hartung's NeapOlitan ex-girl· friend favored the troops with an appearance, and was entl'i­angled by Dallas Peck, Matzner, and a post-doctoral student named Michaelson, who had somehow wandered in on his way to Kerchoff. The latter was heard urging the lass to retrea t

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with him to the labora tory, where he said he would show her some birds and bees. Peck, knowing full well the implica­tion of th is apparently innocent s tatement, donned his armor and carried off the prize. Matzner

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SPEAKIN' SPORTS with Mike

Next to T horne Bu t ler 's bri!­lia lH dis play of basketba ll play­ing, it seems that one of the most importa nt fac tors of Sat­urday njght's game occurred after it was over. I am su re tha t I was not the only one who noticed Whitt ier's failure to give a ye ll [or the team that ou t­played. them On the fl oor, Who knows, maybe the Poet cagel's were too busy th ink ing up ex­cuses for this, their fou rth de­feat at the hands of Tech.

Their main excuses may take the form of T hor ne Butler , who hooked h is way to a 24-point h ig h scorer [01' th e evening and to a g reatly im proved rebound aptness displayed by t he e n t ire Beaver squad. The pred icted "back in shape" period after the holidays seems to have been an important factor in firi ng Coach Shy's troops to victory Saturday nigh t.

Sidelin e

Now ip the capacity of coach­ing Ca ltech 's track team, Be rt LaBrucherie apparently is hav· ing trouble keeping his eye off of a 1950 g rid squad. I could ha ve sworn that I saw men suit· ed fOt' t rack tOSSing a round that elongated s phel'e and generally dOing a li tt le serious ba ll ha n· dling.

Spi ke S III ' IH' isc~

On the oval, Tech trackmen are at last beginning to over· come the early season st iff·

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8e(/ver Sports

Tech's Skiers Overrun Muir

Racing season fat' Cal tech's ski team began last Sunday when our s ledders met a team from Muir College at Mt. \Vater ­man. Tech sk iers took the firs t four places in the two-run s la· lorn.

Out' team , chosen fro m a host of prom ising s kiel's, 1 00 ked steady but a little ragged. With hard work we can expect the Cal tech Sk i Team to oifer real competition fat' the other teams in the F'ar ,"Vest Intercollegia te Sk i Associat ion ancI notably to the USC and UCLA teams.

How 'l'hcy Ra n Results of Sunday's race:

(Combined times of two runs ) 1s t, Stanaway (Tech ), 47.9; 2nd, Stt'anahan (Tech) , 50.5; 3rd, Blom (Tech ), 54.2; 4th, Jones (Tech l , 56.4; 5th, Go n za l es (Muit·). 59.7; 6th, Warick (Mui r), r,O,2; 7th. Grey (Muir), 87.6; 8th , Mason (Tech ). 88.4.

Team scores: (1st three men ) Caltech, 143.0 seconds; Mu il', 207.5 seconds.

The first general meeting of the Cal\ech Ski Club was held Tuesday with about 35 members and friends in attendance.

W31'1'en Sch li ngel' reported on the hut and gave a hint of what has all'e3dy been done and dis­cussed plans for the fu ture. The idea of emblems anci shoulder patches for the club was dis­cussed and severa l ten tative de· signs are expected to be re­turned fro m the man ufacturers soon_

Hut l1'ces

A committee has been de le­gatecJ to in vestigate the possible raise in the hut fees as a method for ra ising the money the club needs.

Dick J ones expressed the ap­preciation of the club for the wonderful furniture donated for the hut by the Caltech Woman's League.

Don'l fOl'get to check wi th the bullelin board in lower Throop fo r deta ils of the Club's new ski school being run by Oily Gard­ner and Pete Price. An an­nouncement will be made o n the bu lletin board every T hursday giving the exact day, time, and meeting place of the school.

II

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Engineers Blast Poets, 49-35; Butler Stars With 24 Points Tech d "'Capacity Crowd Watches Tech Top

Favore Whittier for First Time Since 1946 Over Pomona T he Engineers showed Whittie r 's former conference champs

how the game of basketball s houlcl be played last Satu rday, at the Wi lh their first league victory same time taking them to the cleaners, 49-35. Caltech took an early

sa fe ly salted away) Caltech's un· 2 point lead and never lost it. p l'edicta ble va rs ity qu in te t wi ll T horne Butler w as the big gu n for the Beavers as he scored ta ke the floor Friday n ight 48.979% of the Ca ltech points. He had hi s hook shot calibrated to <lgainst lhe Pomona Sagehens. -=== ========= =.<llthe nearest inch ti ll it seem ed Last week's convincing win by 1- I impossible .. that he could m l.ss. the Beavers over Whi ttier indio Frosh Sports Roundup Our abIli ty to make pomts cutes tha t the Hens will be given was n 't the whole s tOI'Y, however. a !'lin for thei r money. by Ptu 'ry V~ll'taniaD It was Cox and Montgomery at

POlll ona Strong As promised pel' last week I th: guard pos itions who figu r· Wh ile Pomona's perenn ial een· here's some poop on the Ft'osl~ atlve ly sat on the Poets and r~­

tel' Locke Olsen has fina lly grad- track squad. To begin w ith , fused to ~ et them shoot. TheIl" ua ted, the Sagehens have an Coach LaBrucherie is experi. ball-ha.wkl llg .bl~oke uP. a lot of able replacement in the B·(oot 5- meting wit h the "man vs. even t" potel:~ l a l W hIttleI'. scorm~. The inch person of Carl W ittenberg problem. A s yet he has no pole Monk s solo da~h In to g lab the Other s ta rte rs for Pomona will vau lt , h igh jump or broad jump ball an.d .score J ~hst at th~ poets

t probably be ESSig and Cooper a t men. The running events, how. th rew It 111 was t e game s mas t he guard pOS it ions, and Welsh eve r, seem to be pret ty well s pectacular pia?" I t was by far a nd Hamma n at forwa rds. f II d and if th s cce of the the best ciefenslve of the season.

1' h f . I t' I e,. e u ss . Ba ll H a ndlin us a I', 111 eague compe I· F rosh 111 cross country thiS year I g . t ion, Pomona has lost to Red· . . I" I . The Beaver team displayed

IS any inC Icat lOn of w 1at OU I II b II h d l' d lands but has taken games from trackmen can do, we ought to exce ent a - a~ .lng .an re· Occiden ta l and Whi ttier . b' ht t' the can. bound wor k. Whlttle r tIme and

N eed \Vill ~ e rig up on op 111 again tried to intercept the ball F'l'iday '<;! 5!ame is importan t to e rence. " a la Montgomery", but were

... ..... Man \ 'S . E , 'c llt the Beavers, as it wil l be an in· Following is a Ji st of men out never a ble to get thei r hands on dica tion of ho..;v strong Tech is for F rosh track anel their op. it. At the free throw line too, compared to Oxy. A decisive lions. Sprinters: Pat Fazio, J im the Engineers proved superior, w in over the Saghens would LaTourrette, Jack Wa lker, qua l" making 11 out of 15, while the make Caltech a major contencier tel' m ile: Tom S tockebl'and, Tel" Poets ma naged bu t 9 of their 16 t·o tl SC[C I,asketba ll cro,"n tries. vVhittie r 's defense wasn't

[' 1e ~ ,y ry T homas; hurdles: J im Klie- effedtive s ince Beaver Lhlc UI) gel, Clair Veazey; half mile: Ed very

T he IJl'obable starting li ne-up casa ba men had li ttle tr ouble Stofel, Al Johnson; one and two fo r the Reavel's will include m ile: Dewey Marsha ll , Don Ro. working the ba ll into position for T horne Bu tler a t cen te r, who, in· mine, Francis Scoll, Ha nk Pol- a good shot. ciden tally, will really have h is I m p l"Ovcd Devos

let, George Moore; fi e ld even ts T o those who saw the Red-work cu t out. against the 6-foot (weights): Bob Kubick, Gene 5-inch Wittenberg; Patapof'f and Muehlbel'ge l', Wal t Pilant, Leon lands game, t he improvement Libhey in the forward s lots; the E ng ineers s howed in a ll de-Vickma n. MOtltgOtllCt·y a ll(1 Cox ' t the IJa l'tments, ba ll -handling. re-... For the most part, meets wilt g uard positi ons. be in conjunction with those of ,-------------,

Game t ime is 8:15 with the the Varsity. SCIC BASKETBALL F t'Osh pt'e liminary at 6:45. Both BaSk etba ll STANDINGS games will be played on the Po- Saturday, while the Varsily Hcd lands .. ...... 3 0 1.000 mona hardwood. Pomona . 2 1 667

[ I t . t . t . was smearing the Wh itt ier Val'- . n a as ''J1)lI1 U e. 111 erVlew Calt.cch 1 1 .500 . I d J MOlltgO net·y he s ity, seven miles away a Frosh WI t 1 guar . ay I , \ "hittic i' 0 2 000

d . " If team from this same \Vhi ttie l' . was quote as say ll1g, F h Oxy 0 2 .000 e nough Tech ,'ooters show up, I was doing likew ise to our ros L ___________ ----I m ay break down and take a shot casabamen. Anyway, the sco re 01' two at the bucket." was 29·52.

This in itself is worth the High fo1' Caltech was Stevens jau nl to Pomon ~l.

game time is 8:15. Remember,

Bowlers Run Wild In Scoring Monday

Hig hest scores of this year's Intel'house Bowling League were ro lled th is Monday by Woody BratI10ber of Throop as he set a new mark with a big 236 gam e, then added scores of 181 and 202 fol' a record 619 series. This is to pped only by Ray Heggland's 624 mark, set in March , 1948. Other big scores this week were ro lled by Carl Fox (R), 179·502; J er ry Matthews (T), 188494; Wi n Soule (Rl. 178-490; and Duane Nevel'man (1'),184.455.

Rickctts Ad,'a n cc League · leading Ricketts ad­

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Tech 's s pecial match with ,"Voo'dbury College was post· paned one week un t il this com· ing Sunday at 2 p.m. at the Pasa­dena Courts.

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bounding, bringing the ball down the floor, shooting, was phenome· na l. Since con t rol of the ball is essen tia l to a winning game, it is good to see a change for the bettet'o An orcll id to Coach Shy fo r bringing the team a long so well.

Another promis ing sight was the depth we d is played against Whi ttier. The Poets seemed over·confident in s howing their reser ve power , when they start­ed their second st ring. It took them a few minuteR to get used to the idea that they were losing and then send their first string in. By then we had a 7 point lead, which was la ter increased with little d ifficulty .

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Half- time score : Cal tech 21. Wh itt ier, 13 . Scor ing subs-Caltech : Patllpoff 5, Gray 2, Sereno 2. Whitt ie r : Reed 2 Cra ­ven 5. Ribb 2, Mason 2, Snyder 9, Peder­son 8.

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dent upon uncertain short term government contracts."

"The California Institute is de­termined to insure its indepen· dence through the building up of adequate resources of its own."

In line with this independent line of financing, and rely ing upon the support of citizens of the community, during the year the Institute's assets increased by $1,372,374, mostly from gifts. Tota l asse ts a re now $43,738,517, according to the report. Total expendi tures for the year were $7,800,708.

Vetcl'ans DrOI) Turning to student life, the

1949·50 enrollment has dropped to 1141 (graduate and undergrad· uate), which the annual report states, is close to the stable level at which the Institute has been aIming. A smaller proportion of the undergraduates are veterans, 39 per cent in 1949-50 as com­pared with 78 per cent in the pre­ceding year.

This lower number of veterans (with consequent decreases in veteran's scholars hip aid from the government) has raised the scholarship demand consider­ably. Many promising hi g h school graduates, the report stat· ed, were unable to attend Cal· tech because of financial difficul­ties. Dr. DuBridge emphasized the need for more freshman scholarships.

FUll Here Too The recent survey comparing

participation in extra-curricular activities at Callech and at a large western state unversity was also cited by the president in his report. The survey (re­printed in last year's California Tech, and Engineering and Sci. ence) showed that a large pro· portion of Caltech men engaged in some form of extra-curricular activity, and that more social a f­fairs were held at Cal tech.

The report a lso stated that over 56% of the undergraduates engaged in intra-mural and in­tercollegiate sports during the 1949·50 year. This was 11 % more than in the preceding year but s till not up to the prewar level.

In commenting upon the stu­dent life, Dr. DuBridge said, liThe Institute has always had the pol· icy of providing opportunities for a well-rounded college life for all its students. Very rew people realize, however, to what an un­u'sual degree this goal has been achieved. Caltech students work hard- yes, but they have fun too."

Research Advances The wide and varied research

programs being carried on in the various departments were also reported upon.

The establishment of- the Gug· genheim Jet Propulsion Center, completion of the Earhart Plant

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Two new department chair­men were installed during the year: Dr. Robert F. Bacher who now heads the Physics Division, and Dr. Hallet D. Smith, new chairman oC the Division of Hu­manities. The election of two more Cal tech faculty members to the National Academy of Sciences brings the tota l number of mem­bers of the Academy on the cam· pus up to 27, the report noted. Nearly one out of sixteen mem­bers of the Academy is now a member of the Institute staff.

DARBS CURDLE (Continued from Page 1)

were to drink two bottles of milk for each the girls drank. The evil of this black day fell on Dabney: they lost! Amidst sobbing and violent gestures of despair, the crowd then turned to the half-time activities, and hea rd once again renditions of Dorothy Shay·ish tales of young maidens gone astray.

Emotional !"eak The emotion reached a pea k

as Dabney's own a lumnus, Dirty John Whittlesey, who is leaving to teach at the University of Nevada, was presented a touch­ing "bon voyage!"· gift by some of his arden t Browning admir-ers.

There w as, however, a lso a less serious side to the evening; exchanging with Browning. This

WHO DEALT THIS MESS was no mean task, thanks to (Continued from Page 2) Corbato's usual confusing mix-

ers_ But in s pite of it, at the the hand. He can count that end of the evening, the Dabney West originally held five Hearts men contented ly left the Haven and four Spades. Of the remain· of the White W alls, ready for ing four cards, one is known to another week at their books. have been a Club. A lead to the *-J. Alla n Beek, Jr. Club Ace and the ruff, with the ________ ~ ___ _ last trump, of a Club return served no purpose but to com­plete the count on West's hand. It is now complete-three Clubs and only one Diamond. Now a Diamond lead to the Diamond Ace on the board is perfectly safe. If West's sIngleton DIa­mond is the Queen, it will drop. ]f 'not, the Queen is in East's hand and will be finessed, in per­fect safety, with the return lead -making four Spades. What a partner he is!

SPEAKIN' SPORTS (Continued from Page 3)

nesses, and are shaping into a big bundle of surprises. What­da ya know, Art Miller has been seen sashaying about in a sweat­suit-what next?

GAD! She: "There are lots of couples

who don't neck in parked cars." He: "Sure, the woods are full

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could only be philosophic. Katz picked up some femmes

in South Pas, sorted out one only two years under thirty, at· tached himsel[ to her at the dance and proceeded to give dir­ty looks to those who tried to cut in. I n thus exercising his eyeballs he noticed that there was much other talent present; he hastily dumped Grandma on frosh La rry Sta rl' (aged 17), and these two hit it off so well that they spent the rest of the eve­ning together. She must have made quite an impression on him.

' Vhile t he others \,'ere content to check the local gals, the Dab· ney "more gaSOline than brains" Darbs felt the wanderlust, and wound up in the lltUe white· walled whistle stop, circa 40 kil­ometers away in the direction of the rising sun. TS put the eve-­ning to good use by testing the pillows on the date roO m couches at full length. He was awakened on at leas t two sepa­rate occasions. Prominent local Scrippsophile, Pete Knoepfler, was the source of certain anxi­ety in one of the younger in­mates. She confided to her part­ner, in s hocked tones, 1/1 saw Peter Knoeppfier dancing cheek to cheek with a Scripps girl!" It is a ll very well for Peter to ad­mire the girls in that region in

Those who know him well will be pleased to note that Rex Ragon spent his efforts on the wallflowers. T hIs is indeed a changing world.

a platoniC, intellectual manner, T he DUl·bs report a new atroc­but when he seeks to implement ily by the neighboring Red his lust with the ac tivities out- Waiter's Union. Las t Saturday lined above, we feel even this the overflow was in Dabney, and ladylike censure to be too mild. the Fleming headwaiter went

r.I.'h e Ullnouncement wus m ade over to officiate. One of the 'Dah­at dinner Monday night that ney citizens tried to move a Royce's overcoat had been found chair withou t asking this high - in one of the rooms at Scripps. I official's permiss ion and was His many (2) friends ra llied loy· promptly apprehended and told ally about him, and assured him to replace said chair. In the en­that although it looked as suing a ltercation, the chair was t hough he was hopelessly com· highly stressed in tension, and promised they would stick by the visiting dictator was heard him. Anyone knowing a GOOD to assert, "Lis ten! I'm HEAD­lawyer- WAITER here, and you have to

Saturday night saw the bas­ketball game wind up in most satisfactory fashion, except that Goerke's date was a li ttle con· fu sed a nd kept cheering indis­criminately, no matter which team scored. A few kind, un­derstanding words from J on suf­ficed to close her up like a clam for the remainder of the eve-ning.

Scorning the game, Ollie Gard­ner, "Fat" Fred Baily and "Thin" Carl Larson crashed the Altadena Country Club's Winter Dance. A pointer for those who wish to try this: leave your coats in the car.

Haber and Ludwig are eating free this weekend. Seems they made a' bet wi th two Oxy gals that Caltech wouldn't lose to Oxy last weekend, and, sure enough, since there was no such game scheduled, Caltech didn't lose. The cads are collecting a couple of steak dinners.

Adv. - Will the person who gave me what I've got please take it back again now. I'm tired of it. S. Pardee.

do as I say. You want me to call the manager? " The EM proved to be slightly less bull·headed tha n the officer, and the chair was returned to its God-given position_

Monday night, when Pete Howell had ca lled for the laun­dry, Dick McKinnon was clean­ing out the pockets of his shirt, prior to dispatching it to be blanched, when he discovered one of Maxine's buttons in the front pocket. He lit up like a Christmas tr ee (sorry we're so late wi th that expression) and said, "BOY! That's smooching­I 'm engaged. "

All hands a re still wondering if Ralph Stone is marooned in Canada with or \vithou t his girl. Only time and clement weather will bring the a nswer to this one.

F'lash! Ralps Stone has re­turned, we are informea, as the Tech is going to press. F'or addi­tional deta ils, see Stone.

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