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What is a mum ´s favourite Christmas carol? Silent Night Who is Santa's most famous elf? Elfvis What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? Santa Pause What do elves learn at elf school? The elfabet What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost bite How can a snowman lose weight? He waits until it gets warmer What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws Knock, knock. - Who's there? Mary - Mary who? Mary Christmas! Knock, knock. - Who's there? Wenceslas. - Wenceslas who? Wenceslas bus home on Christmas Eve? It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged " It is if you do it before the shop opened", countered
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What is a mum ´s favourite Christmas carol? Silent Night
Who is Santa's most famous elf? Elfvis
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move?
Santa Pause
What do elves learn at elf school? The elfabet
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frost bite
How can a snowman lose weight?He waits until it gets
warmer
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
Knock, knock.- Who's there?Mary- Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock.- Who's there?Wenceslas.- Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas bus home on Christmas Eve?
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant. "That's no offence", said the judge.
" It is if you do it before the shop opened", countered
the prisoner.
