Christmas Cootie Catcher Joke Teller Persia Lou
1
christmas Joke Teller / Cootie Catcher christmas Joke Teller / Cootie Catcher find folding instructions at persialou.com Free for personal use only santa present stocking tree 1 8 2 3 4 5 6 7 Q: Why didn’t the Christmas tree get any presents? Q: How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? A: It was on the knotty list. A: Nothing. It was on the house! Q: What’s red and white and falls down chimneys? Q: What’s Santa’s favorite candy? A: Santa Klutz A: Jolly Ranchers Q:What’s the best Christmas gift? Q: Why does Santa go through the chimney? A: A broken drum. It just can’t be beat! A: Because it soots him. Q: What do you call bankrupt Santa? Q: Why is Santa so good at karate? A: Saint Nickel-less A: He has a black belt!
Transcript of Christmas Cootie Catcher Joke Teller Persia Lou
christmas Joke Teller / Cootie Catcherchristmas Joke Teller / Cootie Catcher
find folding instructions at persialou.comFree for personal use only
santa
present
stocking tr
ee
18
23
45
67
Q: Whydidn’t theChristmastree get anypresents?
Q: Howmuch did
Santa’ssleigh cost?
A: It was onthe knottylist.
A: Nothing.It was on
the house!
Q: W
hat’s
red
and
whi
tean
d fa
lls d
own
chim
neys
?
Q: W
hat’s
San
ta’s
favo
rite
cand
y?
A: S
anta
Klu
tzA
: Jo
llyR
anch
ers
Q:What’sthe bestChristmasgift?
Q: Whydoes Santago through
the chimney?
A: A brokendrum. It justcan’t bebeat!
A: Because itsoots him.
Q: W
hat
do
you
callb
ankru
pt
Santa?
Q: W
hyis S
antaso
go
od
atkarate?
A: S
aintN
ickel-lessA
: He
has a
black b
elt!