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N E W S L E T T E R T I T L E
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Everything in the council but the MUNers. The
most talked about council before the start of
MUN -: the HRC (for every reason you can think
of ;) ) didn't quite live up to the expectations. The
council started on quite a quirky note No gross
talks allowed. (As if it would be followed).
Even when the coun-
cil didn't start the
Delegate of U.S.A.s
tryst with her ballets
was already over and
later she was joined
in by the Vice Chair
herself who removed
her ballets too during
the proceedings. The
first debating took
place among the Vice
Chair and the Chair
who mocked eachother (talk about be-
ing passionate judges!). Then later began the
comedy of errors with the Russian Delegate half
sleeping through her roll call. Blame it on thewodka! The Delegate of China bustled up withso much energy that it could have solved an
entire citys power problem and the Delegate of
U.S.A. scared her fellow delegates with her in-
tense gaze!
The speeches turned out to be a great entertain-
ment source; the delegate of India with his
highly accented English looked as if he repre-sented the U.S.A., the Delegate Of Finland
seemed to be The Dude and the delegate of
Philippines: well lets say even guugle would
have been offentic if they would have heardhim! Then there were some delegates who didnt
even open their mouth *viz. *Austria, Iraq, New
Zealand, Cameroon and Monaco. Moreover the
Delegate of Estonia who was sleeping at one
point in the council couldnt even comprehend
some basic instructions. Later
when pornography became the
topic for discussion every dele-
gate (even those sleeping be-
came wide awake) seemed in-terested and was eager to speak
on the "hot" topic so much so
that the Delegate of India semi
promoted pornography! Not to
forget the joke about the Rus-
sian Presidents comparison to a
penis referred to by the Russian
Delegate herself. Later the dele-
gates were blasted for their lack
of preparation and low stan-
dards of debating by the execu-
tive board that were evidently letdown by the efforts the dele-
gates were putting in. Hopefully the debating
s t a n d a r d s w o u l d c h a n g e
for the better and an entertaining debate would
be seen in the days to follow.
Sudeep TandonReporter HRC
VOLUME 2, ISSUE 1
Day 1 (HRC)
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Day 1 (GA and SC)
R . I . P . ( D O O R Y O U D I E ! )
Today was that first day at Chitkara MUN 2.0 and
GAs sessions rocked as usual. It started off with a
wonderful lecture from the Secretary General, Mr.
Mudit Darbhanga (though I could leave the snoring
sound, oops sorry and no offence.
The chairperson directed the delegated about the
different taboos of the conference like personal
privilege, point of order, and moderated caucus I
still cant recall any hehee..
Mudit ended with the quotation Change is com-
manded, not demanded.
Rajat Jain, the chair was so confused (yeah he
really was) that he had to ask the delegate of Su-
dan if he would like to be at his post. Now it was
time for the delegates to show their hidden talent
(although private talent was forbidden by private
talent you know what I mean ;) )
Delegate of Sudan : danced on shiela ki jawani
showing his own jawani as girls out there were
quiet hot.
Delegate of Somalia accused twice the delegate of
china for internet usage (and the weirdest part is
he considers it a talent some people)
Another performance from the delegates of Iraq,
Argentina, china, Somalia, Colombia together was
there on amplifier which looked more like Singh is
king moves. The most sensation part came when
the auction started for vice chair, rapporteur and
chair, the bidding was totally out of the world like
One Punjabi orange, 2 Cadbury shots, but the
final bid by the delegate of Niger take the auction
material off (symbolically at least, you dirty
minds !!! )
Rajat Jain scolded the delegate of Sudan to stop
dropping stuff (dropping staff mind it, cmon itsnatural)
delegate of china the so called rules breaker.
Malini JainReporter GA
In a rather slow pace, the Security Council kicked
off with opening the speakers list from which many
backed out later, probably because of the stone
faced president. With a rather procedure less begin-
ning and apprehensive council, the slow progres-
sive atmosphere was telling on till 12.
The most happening part of the SC was the 15 at-
tempts the delegates to break into a lunch break.
As was expected, a mystical bond formed between
USA and the chair. Became apparent from the be-
ginning of the session saw frequent requests to
approach the Executive Board. Devoid of any hu-
man emotions whatsoever, the president RohanJain made it clear that he meant business while a
clear coalition between Russia , US, France, and
Iran was visible by the close seating. In a startling
move, France proposed India to provide nuclear
material because of their obviously clean records of
having a flawless security system, with every raising
comment from the president as to the reason for
the name of the country, Islamic republic of ran,
was cheered by all in the council in a rather UNITED
MOTION, Nigeria later recognized US as one of the
energy hungry nation which the US denied in full
pride as always. The day concluded with various
bilateral talks towards the agenda.
Rustam aka RustyReporter HRC
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VOLUME 2, ISSUE 1
Glimpses (GA to be specific as rest of the reporters
were sleeping.) xD
Delegates of Cameroon caught red handed using internet p.s. have
the proof)
Delegate of USA: we are brothersDelegate of Russia : no were not , well never be
Please note: delegate of usa and Russia was none other than our
honorable rajat jain (chairperson) & Krishnan ( vice chair-person)
CHITKARA MUN is in CRISIS of delegates or the EB members were
showing off their debating skills by turning into delegates them-
selves is it??
Russian delegate : you are stupid !!
USAs delegate: so are you !!
USA: I want the delegate of Russia out of the council for 20 min-
utes
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R . I . P . ( D O O R Y O U D I E ! )