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February27,2013byCH

Chickcrackisslangforcommunicationtechniquesorconversationaltopicswhichprovokeemotionalresponses.Womenbreathe,crapandpissemotions,andtheylovemenwhocanincitelatentpassionsandtakethemonjourneystolandsfarfromlogicorrestraint.Forthisreason,chickcrackisacriticalpartofgame,particularlytheattractionstage.Themanwhocansummonawomansweepy,gigglyKrakenrulestheseasofsnatchwithanirontrident.

TheCHarchivesarefilledwithexamplesofchickcrack,buttrawlingitcouldtakedays.Helpfully,YaReallyprovidesasuccinctlistoftheprimarychickcrackformulations:

TryColdreads,roleplaying,misinterpretingwhatshesaysinasexualway,andqualifyingher(thesethingsalltakeheronanemotionaljourney).

ListentothisMp3from44:20andonwherehedescribesexamplesofstorytelling,coldreading,roleplayingandmisinterpreting:

http://www.realsocialdynamics.com/realsocialdynamics.com_audio.mp3(http://www.realsocialdynamics.com/realsocialdynamics.com_audio.mp3)

GotoPage48ofthisPDFandreadthesectiononChickCrack:

http://www.tropgentilpouretreheureux.com/download/TylerDurdenEssentials.pdf(http://www.tropgentilpouretreheureux.com/download/TylerDurdenEssentials.pdf)

Thekeythingistopushherthroughemotions.YoucantalkaboutWorldofWarcraftifthatsinterestingtoyou,aslongasyoucanmakeitemotionallyengagingtoher.

1.Coldreads

Beapsychic.Pretendtoknowsomethingabouther.(Orbeveryobservant,andactuallyknowsomethingabouther.)Committhesecoldreadopenerstomemory:

IseeyourethetypeofpersonYoulooklikethekindofgirlInoticeyouTheressomethingaboutyouthatsays

Focusonpositiveimpressions,togetagirltalkingaboutherself(andthereforeprojectingthe

Focusonpositiveimpressions,togetagirltalkingaboutherself(andthereforeprojectingthegoodfeelingsshegetsfromherfavoritesubjectherselfontoyou).Advancedcoldreadsuseacomplimenttoembedachallengetoagirlsselfconception.Forinstance:

Youseemreallyselfassured,butIcantelltherearetimeswhenyoustrugglewithdoubt.

Whodoesntstrugglewithdoubt?Coldreadpredictivepower:validated.Pussylips:blossomed.

2.Roleplaying

Roleplayingisbasicallytheabilitytohavefunandjettisonlinearityforextemporaneity.(Twoattributesinwhichmostmenrunadeficit.)Itsfairlyselfexplanatory.Youchooseacharacterforyourselfandforthegirl(womenlovetobeleaddowntheseroadsofwhimsy),andyouconstructanalternaterealitywherethegoalistobringtolifeatypicalfemalefantasy.Ideally,yourroleplayingcharacterswillopenthedoortosexualizedconversation.

Handyroleplayscenariosyoushouldlearnandrememberare:

PriestandwantonwomanDaddyanddaughterBossandsecretaryPhotographerandmodelMasterandslave(savethisoneforthefinalstretch)ProfessorandstudentConcernedneighborandrunawayVicecopandprostituteSeducerandseduced(yes,selfreferentialroleplayingworks)

Theadvantageofroleplayisthatyoucanbemuchbolderwithyoursexualinnuendothanyoucouldinnormalconversation,becauseyouhavetheplausibledeniabilityofyourcharacter.

3.Storytelling

Similartoroleplaying,exceptinsteadofmakingupafunscenarioinvolvingtwofantasycharacters,youtellastoryembellishedwherenecessaryinvolvingrealcharactersfromyourlife.Theobjectofstorytellingistwofold:toentranceawomanwiththelureofanemotionaljackpot,andtoembedsubtlecuesofyourhigh(er)value,akaDHVs.

NeilStrauss(Style)iswidelyconsideredtobethefatherofstorytellingasapickuptactic.Theguywritesforaliving,sothatwouldmakesense.Hecategorizesstorytellingintofourtypes:

Implicitqualificationstories

Thesearethestoriesthatrevealcertainpositiveandexcitingattributesaboutyourselfthatyoureallywantthegirllisteningtoyoutopossess.So,forinstance,thesestorieswillpresentyouasarebel,arulebreaker,andanimpulsiveloveroflifewithashorttimehorizon.Thegirlhearsthis,andfeelsasubconsciousneedtoqualifyherselfaspossessingthosesameexcitingtraits.

Selfpromotionstories

Youtalkaboutyourselfandyourpursuits,accomplishments,dreams,whatever,butyoudoitwithpassionateengagementratherthanaridlaundrylisting.Didyoustartabusinesswithnothingbutgumptionandanotepadfullofstrayideas?Talkaboutthat,butdescribethefeelingsthatcoursedthroughyoueverystepoftheway.Youwanthertofeellikeshewasrighttherewithyou,relivingtheexcitement.

Sexthemedstories

Ifitsobviousyouaretellingastoryfromyourpastinvolvingthirdparties,youcangetawaywithsomejuicysextalkearlyonthatyoucouldntgetawaywithifthesubjectwasntnicelywrappedinaonedegreeremovedpackage.Example:Thattimeyouencouragedyourextodoanimpromptupoledance,completewithimaginarypole,forticketstoasoldoutshow.

Metaphoricalstories

Thesecanbemadeuporextractedfromyourlife,buttheideaistohighlightamoralquandaryoralifelesson,whichwillfurthermovediscussionandencouragethegirlsparticipation.Mysterysantfarmstory(http://www.pickupartistforum.com/mysterysantfarmtheoryvt39668.html)isaclassicofthegenre.

Thetwokeyrequirementsofanystorythatyoumustlearnare:

Thehookline.Leadagirlintoyourstorywithaninnocuousquestion.Ex:Haveyoueverbeento[placeX]?

Descriptivelanguage.Show,donttell.YoudidntbikedownthatFrenchboulevardwithyourex,youswerveddangerouslyclosetopassingParisiansandrumbledchaoticallyoverstonypaths,asthearomasofwarmbreadandhyacinthfilledyournose.

4.Qualification

Unlikealmosteveryothermanoutthere,youarequalifyinghertoseeifshemeetsyourstrictstandardsforapleasingwomanworthyofyourtimeandcompany.Ex:Girlswhoarepassionateanduninhibitedaresorarenowadays.Everyonescautious,tryingnottoseemweird.Whatsthecraziestthingyouvedonerecently?

Shewillbite(theyalmostalwaysdoifyourpickupprogressionhasbeencongruentwithherescalatingmood),andheremotionalsystemswillinvariablyengage.Whateveryoudo,dontshowtoomuchinterestinheranswer;youwanthertoimpressyou,andthattakeswork.

Careful,dontqualifytooearly.Youwillappearjudgmental,andthatwillcloseoffawoman.Waitforhertoshowsomesignsofinterest,thenqualifyherwhenherouterdefensesaredown.

5.Misinterpretationofherwordsassexualintent

Thisisthemostfunofthechickcracktactics,becauseitssochildishandyetsoeffectiveatfast

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Thisisthemostfunofthechickcracktactics,becauseitssochildishandyetsoeffectiveatfasttrackingtheinteractiontoacoitalconclusion.Ex:

Girl:Howaboutwedance?Ilikethissong.You:Riiiiight.Igetit.[airquote]Daaaance.Rule#1fordancing:Mybuttisapublicworkofart.Thatmeans,youcanadmire,butnotouching.Armsuptop,ok?

Girl:Yourshirtissoooogay.You:Areyoualwaysthinkingaboutgaysex?Perv?

Girl:IjustgotbackfromRome.You:Littlesoonforsexstories,donchathink?

TylerDhasaversionofthiscalledsexualpredatorgame,whereyouplayfullyassumeeverythingshesaysordoesistogetyouinthesack.Ex:Youwantmetogetyouadrink?Noway.Iknowwherethatleads.Liquormeup,getmydefensesdown,andnextthingIknowyouvetiedmetothebedposts.Forgetit,fatalattraction.

Sexualmisinterpretationisariskiertechniquethantheotherones,especiallyifdonetooearly,becausethegirlcouldfeelcreepedoutifsheisntyetintriguedbyyourcharms.Savethisforlater,afterabreezyrapportisestablished.

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Theabovearethefivekindsofchickcrackyoushouldlearnbyheart.Theyarereadilyapplicableinmostcircumstances,andareextremelyeffectiveatdistinguishingyourselffromthemassesofmenthatcutegirlsmeeteveryday.Chickcrackislikeapsychologicalbrandingironthatsearsawomanslimbicsystem,leavingabrainweltshelltenderlyfingeraswistfulmemoriesofyouthrobbeneath.

PSEverythingwritteninthispostisevidenceinfavorofrestrictingthevotetomen.

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misterinfiniteItreallyisallaboutselfamusement.Push/pullingthehamsterisinfinitelymorefunthanaskingthestale7.

http://misterinfinite.com/2013/02/19/selfamusement/

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onMarch3,2013at12:38pm

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joemommaAsalways,yourpostsongamearephenomenal.

AnonymousYeah,thisisagreatsummary.

GuyswhorecognizetheimportanceofthistypeofmaterialshouldmemorizetheRoutinesManualallofit.

Youllalwayshaveamentalcheatsheetof100topnotchroutinesreadytogo.Andbetteryet,youcanchangethemorlengthenthemhoweveryouneedto.Evenifyouretiredoryourbrainfreezesbecausethegirlisexactlywhatyoulike,youllhavegotomaterialreadytoroll.

Whenyoucombinethissortofmaterialwithregularflufftalkingskills,kino/escalation,andSNLlogistics(likeCharmingRogueSecretsoftheSNL)orsettingupDate2onthespot(likewithLanceMasonPickup123),youregolden.

Formemorizingmaterial,tryprogramslikeSupermemo,Anki,orMnemosyne.Theyrecomputerizedflashcardprogramsthatusespecialformulastomakesurethatyoumemorizematerialatapacethatkeepstheinfopermanent.

Goodluckouttheregentlemen!

AnonymousAnyotherendorsementsfortheRoutinesManual?ItseemssolidbutitsalsorealexpensiveandIhaveatonofgamematerialasis.

Anonymouscoughcoughtorrent.coughcough.Andifyoulikeitanduseit,buyit.Ifyoudont,deleteit.

sebrDoyouhappentohavecreatedalessonforAnkiorSupermemo?Ifso,canyousharewithus?







IcemanIsitpossibletobeliketonystarkinironmanandstillbealoofandalpha,Imeanhetalksfastwittyandsarcasticwithloadsofalphaattitudebut,isntitabetatraittobetalkingfastandtoomuch

julyItsjustaHollywoodmovie.Dontreadtoomuchintoit.Besidesanybetatraits,TonyStarkbleedsmoneyandstatus.Tooeasy,man.

joshAbitOTbutSailerdidafunnypieceonFast&Furious.whichmakesMUCHmoremoneythanIronMan,cuzF&FisadoredbyMexicandullards.

HeroYoullnoticethatTonyStarkalsoknowswhentoshutupandholdthetension.Betascantstandthesilenceandwillrunoffatthemouth.

[CH:Right.Thatsbecausebetasgetnervousthattheyllbejudgedduringthesilence,sotheyfillthevoidwithchattertoalleviatethatgnawingfeelingandlimittheopportunityforotherstojudgethem.Alphasdontcareiftheyrejudged.Silencesuitsthemjustfine.Silence,infact,isthebestjudgementthereis.]

YaReallyWatchsomeRussellBrandinterviews.Theguyhasbangedatonofchicks.

Thekeyisselfamusementandcongruence.RussellandRobertDowney(eventheactorhimselfnotjusthischaracter)arefasttalkingbecauseitsamusingtothem.Theyknowhalftheshittheysaywillgooverthestunneddeerintheheadlightsheadsofmostpeopleinthemoment,theyredoingitbecausetheyreentertainingthemselves.Theendresultisaselfamusingoutcomeindependenceandattractionfromgirls.

ImafasttalkermyselfsoIrunsimilargametothemlol

AnonymousBrandhassomeseriousswagger.Hewillblowrightpasttheextremeofconventionlikeitwasnteventhere.HesdonesomestuffontheradiointheUKthatwassoDarkTriadhebasicallyhadthegovernmentgunningforhimatonepoint(fvckwiththewrongpeople.).P.S.Thatroutinewashilarious(naturally).

Hissuccesswithwomenisunderstandable.




Interestingthatbothofyourcandidateshavebeenonheroinatonepointorotherontheirlives.PerhapsthereiscorrelationtoDarkTriadthere.

corvinusEverymanneedsamoderateamountoftheDarkTriad.

AnonymousAgree.Whollyagree.

NowImofftoburnyourhousedownandfingeryoursister.

Justkidding.Ithink.

YaReallyIthinkitsoneofthosethingswhereyouhaveasmartkidinclasswhoactsoutbecauseheisntchallengedenoughandhejustseemslikeadelinquentuntilyourealizeoh,hehasallthisenergyandjustneedstheproperoutlettofocusit.GivethatkidaprojectworthhisfocusandnextthingyouknowyoufindouthesaTypeAwholovesworking100+hoursaweek.

Soalotofmainstreamraisedguyswiththeirpersonalitiesendupdoingheroinandgoingtojailandshitbecausetheyreboredwithlifeanddonthaveasafe/productiveoutletfortheirenergy.

Itooktopickupextremelyfastandthrewmyselfinheadfirstbecauseitsgivenmeanoutlettofocusmymindinto.Ithriveoffunderstandingsocialdynamicsandallthatshit,thatswhyIpostsuchlongexplanationsofthingshere.IfIwasntpostinghereanddidntfindpickupanddidntfindanoutlettoexpressmyselfin,whoknows,maybeIdbewastingmynightsfrustratedanddissatisfiedwithlifeplayingxboxandshootingupheroinlol

FortherecordIdontdoanydrugs,onlydrinkandIonlydrinkonweekendsandnotverymuchasidefromtheoccasionalbingewhenimcelebratingshit.

Itsalsoimportanttonotethatcongruencyisthemostvitalpartofit.RusselltryingtobeJamesBondwouldbeincongruentandworkagainsthimingettingattraction.SametimeClingEastwoodforcinghimselftoactlikeRussellBrandwouldbeincongruentandworkagainsthim.Neithermethodisbetterfigureoutwhatyourpersonalityisandworkwiththat.

Thecatch,ofcourse,isthat99%ofnerdyguysselfidentifyasintrovertsandmakea






Thecatch,ofcourse,isthat99%ofnerdyguysselfidentifyasintrovertsandmakeawhinyvictimmentalityoutofit.OhhIcantlearnpickupbecauseImanintrovert,youdontunderstanditsscarytometoapproachIjustcantdoitwellbacktoworldofWarcraft!

Thatsbullshit.Gooutandfor6monthsmakeaseriousefforttobemoretalkativeandsocialandacceptinvitationsfrompeopleandtrythrowingapartyandapproachacouplehundredchicksandpartywithfriendsinclubsetc.

IfyoudoallthatandTHENdecideIdontenjoythisatallandwanttogobacktoWarcraftandnottalktoanyone,thenyoureanintrovert.

Youhavetopushyourselftotheextremesonbothsidestolearnwhoyouare.Ifyouarentwillingtodothatandyourejusthidinginsideyourvictimmentalitybubblegivingyourselfaneasyexcusenottobreakoutsideyourcomfortzone,thenyourefullofshitandwillneverreallyknowyourselforliveuptoyourpotentialasamaninlife.Butyourlvl99Paladinwilllooksupercoolwithitsnewarmorset.Lol

WhiteWomanooohmyhusbandtotallydidthecoldreadstechniquewithmewhenwefirststartedhangingoutwhenwewereinourteens!!!AndIamsoooaddictedtodoingpersonalitytestsandthingslikethatfrommagazines!!!

FlaviaIlovethemtoo.Theyappealtotwoveryfemaletraits:overanalyzationandnarcissism.

AnonymousThisistypical,hencethechickcrack,right?

ThoonceortwiceIvehadcoldreadsgosowelltheyunsettledthetarget.

TheCubeisfun,evenif(especiallyif?)thegalhashaditdoneforherbefore.

PetiteOliveAgreed!frompersonalexperience,coldreadsarethebest.Whodoesntwanttofeellikesomestrangenewguyabsolutelygetsthem?Coldreadingalltheway!

PetiteOlive

followedcloselybyroleplaying.nothinglikeaguywhocanbringoutthe








followedcloselybyroleplaying.nothinglikeaguywhocanbringouttheinnatedeviancyofeventhemostpristine(appearing)girl/woman

n/aYes.Allwomen,esp.smartwomen,aredepravedbynature.

Itsthesinglefinestfeatureofthefemale.

EversonDoesthegoldenruleofDontgetmarriedevernotapply?

WhiteWomanWhitesshouldbemarryingandhavingchildrenorelsetheracewillgoextinct!

corvinusErgo,whitemenneedmoregame

casaanovaThis.

gunslingergregichickcalledmetohangoutitoldheriwasgoingouttonightwithanasianchickwhospokealmostnoenglishsaidprobbebetterthanwhitechicksshewaspissedlolshedidntwanttoletmeoffthephonekeptaskingquestionafterquestionisthatwhitemangamehehehe

yaserNoneedtoreportamarriageinordertomarry.Fuckthegovernment,noneedtoacknowledgetheirclaimtoauthority.

Ifshewantsyoutotakelivelongpossessionofherinexchangeforyourmaleattractivequalities,thereshouldbenoproblemsdoingsowithoutinvitingthebloodsuckers.

Justmakesureyoubothunderstandtheconsequencesofbreachingcontract,andmakeitmatter.

Also,dontworryaboutpeoplewhoknowtheyshouldntbepassingtheirmemesand





Also,dontworryaboutpeoplewhoknowtheyshouldntbepassingtheirmemesandgenes.Justtakeitasgoodopportunityoftakingcareofwhatwouldhavebeentheirwives.

Ofcourseyoushouldaddapolygynisectiontotheunofficialmarriagecontractifpossible.

AnonymousNoneedtoreportamarriageinordertomarry..

Unfortunately,theUShasrecentlycomeupwithsomebrutalcaselawtoshutdownthisloopholeoffreedom.Ifyourecallingitamarriage(orevenaspritualunion)theyprosecuteyouwhenyouviolatetheirconstraint..

yaserOkay,soyouneedtocallitsomethingelse?

Atortilla?Wearehavebeentortillafor4yearsnow

Ortheyclaimitsacommonlawmarriagenomatterwhatyoudo?

Cantyoucounterwithclaimingthatyoucommonlawobviouslydoesntapplytoyou,sinceyouare14thamendmentcitizen(akaslave)?

imean,wtf,theycangetincometaxfromyousinceyouareanabstractcorporation(14thamendmentcitizenwithnoncapitalc)underthecorporationknownastheUSA,buttheyatthesametimeclaimyouarearealandfreehumanoffleshandbone(CitizenwithcapitalC)thatcommonlawappliesto?

Fucktheirmindgame,omg

YaReallyIfshesrichasfuck.Lol

RoninYoureasuperhero.Sheseitheryourgirlfridaysidekick,piningandpursuinggirlfriend,orarchenemy.

Figureoutwhichshedbe,whathercharacternamewouldbe;andthenwhat[usuallyskintightvinyl]outfitshedwear.

Nowgoplay.Badguysjustrolledintotownandsh**isabouttogetreal.Improviseforwardaccordingly.









gunslingergregisoundslikethewaytodoit

KateIfawomancandieofhypergamy,sheshouldbewarenottooverdoseonchickcrack.

julyBeingasoftnerdontheinside,Iloverunningcoldreads,roleplayandwordplay/sexualintent.Caretoelaborateonthequalificationgame?

gunslingergregiA2M=1,000notchcount.

isthatonscreenornot?

peckerwoodA2Missooldhat,nowthebitchesaredoingdoublevagwhich=atleast1Knotchcount.

gunslingergregiyeaiwouldntknowdontwatchpornhaventevenseentwogirlsonecupdoublevajcountmeoutofthatoneifitiswhatithinkitis

santa666Ibeleivethepropertermismultiplayerasscocking.

RappaccinisDaughter

Doublevagisso2,000late.ItsallDVDAnow!






Doublevagisso2,000late.ItsallDVDAnow!

gunslingergregithanksforthegratedexplanationdvdajeezwtfsoundslike4fagsandachickandshelookedatmefunnywhenitookoutthebaseballbatnoobshitlolzzzzzzzzzzzz

gunslingergregistillthinkinga2mnastierthan4dicksforthechickanyway

RappaccinisDaughterIseriouslydoubtDVDAisevenphysicallypossible.Butthemoviethatsfrom,Orgazmo,wasmadebytheguyswhodoSouthParkandis,inmyopinion,oneofthemostunderratedcomediesoutthere.Itshilarious.(TreyParkerhasabandcalledDVDA,bytheway.)

gunslingergregiIseriouslydoubtDVDAisevenphysicallypossible.

icouldmakethatmovieifitwasmyinclinationlol

Orgazmowillcheckitout

taterearlYoulooklikethekindofgirlthatenjoysroleplay.










InthisstoryImanapplethiefinyourorchard.

AnonymousLMAOScrubs

gunslingergregiifthisiswhereprettyliesdieItiseasierforachicktohaveaharemthanadudeandmorecommon

FlaviaRoleplaymakesmefeelawkward.Alcoholiswhereitsat.

Iagreewithcoldreadsforsure.Womenliketoanalyzeandbeanalyzed.

LaraIagree,justgetherdrunk.Itsworkedeverytimeonme.

PetiteOliveRoleplaymakesyoufeelawkwardevenwhenslightlyinebriated?

n/aNowlilOlivehere,shelikesitall,evenstonecoldsober.Thatsgood.

FlaviaYes,Itmakesmelaugh.IdontthinkImprude,butthingslikethatjustseemgoofytome.Idmuchrathergetroughedupthanpretendtobesomenurseorsomething.

n/aYes,roleplayisgoofyashellandadisgustingword.

Whatwerereallytalkingaboutisbeingupforcertain,well,*nasty*things.Smartchicksalmostalwaysare.

Doesntsurprisemethatyouwouldntmindbeingroughedup.Doyougood.

n/aYouretoouptight.Wereyoueveranorexic?







FlaviaNope

CrankVicFerrariunderstoodcoldreads.Skipto9:50.

gunslingergregimajorityoftimeitiswomantellingdudeswhattodonotdudestellingwoman

corvinusIguffawed,disgusted:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/randy_grands_doubles_over_online_IEOb1iAdWcmEM4sLnIU1YN

askjoe**PSEverythingwritteninthispostisevidenceinfavorofrestrictingthevotetomen.**

win

Also,Krauserhadsomereallygoodpostsonthistopic.

RappaccinisDaughterPlus,ourperiodsattractbears.Sotheresthat.







askjoeRelatednoteWomenGotFedUpWithBadSexAndBeingSecretaries.ThenThisHappenedisbitchcrackforhaggeredfeministswhoreallybelievethatmenjustdontlikestrongwomen.girlpower!

Idontknowwhythatlinkissoinsulting,itjustis.

Attraherandeaspekteravyamo|Yasershrna[][ChikCrak][]

taterearlInoticeFlaviaisthetypeofgirlwholikesroleplaybuthasnthadagoodroleplayexperience.

AnonymousMorepostsonearlygamelikethisplease.Forreal.

whorefinderYouknowwhatstheperfectchickcrack?

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RAPE!

nightskyradioRoleplaying

Roleplayingisbasicallytheabilitytohavefunandjettisonlinearityforextemporaneity.(Twoattributesinwhichmostmenrunadeficit.)

Storytelling

Similartoroleplaying,exceptinsteadofmakingupafunscenarioinvolvingtwofantasycharacters,youtellastoryembellishedwherenecessaryinvolvingrealcharactersfromyourlife

ItappearsmymisspentyouthplayingChampionsandCyberpunk2020backinthedaymaynot





onMarch1,2013at6:31am



ItappearsmymisspentyouthplayingChampionsandCyberpunk2020backinthedaymaynothavebeensomisspentafterall.

qazIthinklikeroleplay!IfIgetacamerathatactuallyworks,Icandothephotographer/modelthing.Makingaguydofunnyposeswouldbeamusing.Themaster/slavethingdoesntappealthatmuch,butmaybewhenIwanthimtodosomethingforme

gunslingergregimystoriesonheretendtobechickcrackhaveibeenabletoturnthatintopussygottennolol

joshWhatabouttellingagirlyouhadadreamabouther?

PetiteOlivecanbeconsideredcreepydependingonthecircumstance

whorefinderWasitarapedream?

Thengoforit!(Tellingthestory,thatis).

rikardtheroleplayingisthemostdifficultformetolearn.youcomeupwiththemostidioticnonsenseyoucanimagine,somethingstraightoutofakiosk,andchickseatitupwithdelight,meanwhileidratherbewatchingpaintdry.iwishihadthepatienceforit.

storytellingistheeasiestcausetheniatleastgettotalkaboutinterestingaspectsofmyownlife,andifidonthaveaninterestingstoryicanmakeoneup.actuallylivingalifethatisatleastsomewhatinterestinghelps.

YaReally






HairSlickedBackWithSwagSoFreshThatstherealdeal,rightthere.Restingonyourlaurelsreallydiscouragespersonalgrowthbecauseyoubecomeindolentthroughyourinaction.Weveallbeenguiltyoftakingtheeasiestroadwhenfacedwiththemorechallengingone,soitshightimewegetthefuckouttaourcomfortzonesandventuredintotheunknowndepthsofthegame.

Goodlookinout,YaReally.

thwackChickcrack?

Justleaveyourguninherbathroomafteryoushower.

AnonymousIseeit.ButIwonteverdothat.Keepcontrolofyourboomstick.

Ibelieveinguncontrol.Ifthereisagun,Iwanttobeincontrolofit.ClintEastwood

RappaccinisDaughterAllthathumidity,though.Thatsanextracleaningandoiling,rightthere.

whorefinder




Nigger,please.

Ifyouhadagun,itwouldbeturnedsideways(itshowalltherealgangstainvideosdoit!)andoutofammofromdoingadrivebyandhittingnothingbuta7yearold.

Littlesubhumansshouldntplaywithguns.The2ndAmendmentcoversmen,notdogs.

walawalaHereshowIrepliedtoanadonOKCupid.Photooftall,longhairedgirlonbeachwalkingawayfromcamera,withbacktocamera.

Herpost:Firstthingpeoplenoticeaboutmeismysmile.AlsoshepoststhatshesSeeingsomeonehypergamousslut.

Ithinkitoverfigureitwouldbeagoodtestofmygametoreply.

SoIwrite:Thefirstthinginoticedaboutyoubigfeetthosefootprintsaremassivegirl.

Her:Sherepliedwithinafewhoursofreceiving:Ahhhhhnoaretheyreallythatbig?

Notehoweverythinginherprofilescreamswantingtogetbangedbysomealpharandomstranger.

Inegher.Shehooksquicklywithashittest.

Me:Absolutelymassivekickingwiththemcouldpropelasmallboat.Imguessingyoureabalerina.

Iagreeandamplify.Thenanothercockyfunny.Thenacoldreadwiththebalerinaquestion.

itsongoing.Ifthisdevelopswillpostmore.

StoriesDadNeverToldYouAhh,IlovehavingbeeninthePeaceCorpsfor2yearsitmakespalmreadingabreeze:Yea,ofcourseIknowhowtoleadpalmsbaby,IlearneditfromaPeruvianShaman.Haha,makesMysterylooklikeheactuallyknewwhathewastalkingabout.

Imsorrybuthis(isthatTylerD?)voiceissoannoyinginthepodcast.

CHwhenareyougoingtocomeoutwithapodcast?Seriously.2013istheyearofthepodcastSomanypeoplewouldlovetolistentoyouspoutonthewaytowork.

Dr.ZoidbergHa,dudesvoiceisalwaysannoying.Imsurehemayhavesomegoodinformation,butheblowsatpublicspeaking,isannoyingandIloseinterest/cantstanditanymorewithin5minutes.







RumAstroGame.Sendacoupleoftall,blond,rich,painfullytalentedchildrenoutintotheworldwhoarealwayssurroundedbyfriendsofyourswhoare,onaroutinebasis,+carryingguns.AstroGame.

AnonymousOranothrtrick:KeepeveryroominyourplaceequipeedinsomewaywithythemostunPCfirearmsthehumanmindcanconceiveofwithout:::becomingevil..LikeaRussianheavyMG.OraNaziMG42.OraAustralianOwenSMGtheworseandthebestofthemall.

AnonymousYouobviouslyliveinaFreeState,havenoissuewithgivingupyour4thAmendmentRights(ifyouarebuyingClassIIIweapons,yougiveupyourRightagainstunreasonablesearchandseizuretotheBATFE),andarenotafraidofNDsorothersgainingcontrolofyourweapons.Bestofluck.

P.S.Chickscanttellthedifferencebetweenyourboomsticksandmine.Theyareterrifiedanddrawntominejustthesameasyours.Shopsmart.ShopSMart.

AnonymousIguessIshouldprobablyalsoaddthatifthisisyourmeansofmakingfemalesattractedtoyouwearenotthesame.

Itendtoavoidconversationsaboutthistopic,andpreventyouraveragepersonfromknowingthisstuffaboutme.Itisnotgoodsecuritypracticetohavestrangersthinkofyouasanythingotherthanaregularsheep.Ignanceisblissforme.

Otherwiseyoufindyourselfthefocusoftheirgame.Whichisnotagoodthing.

Oneofthesethingsisnotliketheothers,Nowitstimetoplayourgame.

YaReallyGodyouguysarecoolinyourmind.Lol

Anonymous







Hmm.Well,Idontthinkofmyselfascoolornot.Butinanycase,tryingtogetsomeoneinterestedinyoubecauseofwhatsortofgunsyouownisweird.Reallyweird.

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Oronedayyouwillcomehomeanditwillallbegone,alongwiththerestofyourstuff.

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