Chemical Engineering

For Kids!

The youth deserve to suffer learn too!

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"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"

-George W. Bush

“No, our children is not learning!!”

-Mitchell Niehoff

Why is education important?

They might become Psychology Majors!!!

Whom shall we send?

A “Book” Idea

Our story begins, as most stories doOur story begins, as most stories do

With a small, little boy, but he wasn’t a Who (Copyright Dr. Suess inc. With a small, little boy, but he wasn’t a Who (Copyright Dr. Suess inc. 1984)1984)

He was just an engineer and he had a problemHe was just an engineer and he had a problem

He had a million equations and just couldn’t solve em!He had a million equations and just couldn’t solve em!

When all of the sudden came a gray-haired old manWhen all of the sudden came a gray-haired old man

Whose belly was full of Mt. Dew and SpamWhose belly was full of Mt. Dew and Spam

He grinned at our boy with a twinkle in his moustacheHe grinned at our boy with a twinkle in his moustache

And I just realized nothing rhymes with moustacheAnd I just realized nothing rhymes with moustache

He opened his pack and found a terrible thingHe opened his pack and found a terrible thing

A program with which our boy would have a terrible flingA program with which our boy would have a terrible fling

It solved his equations but it had a tollIt solved his equations but it had a toll

The program devoured our poor boy’s soulThe program devoured our poor boy’s soul

It changed our young lad right where he stoodIt changed our young lad right where he stood

And it has changed you too if you think these jokes are goodAnd it has changed you too if you think these jokes are good

So if someone says MathCAD, don’t kick the bucketSo if someone says MathCAD, don’t kick the bucket

Simply yell loudly, “MathCAD? Well… <writers block>!”Simply yell loudly, “MathCAD? Well… <writers block>!”

Another Approach…

Color all:

Counter-Current Heat Exchangers Red

Co-Current Heat Exchangers Blue

CSTRs Yellow

Centrifuges Magenta

Dr. Ludlows Green

Add this in somewhere…

This has been a…

Mitch the Beverage Procurement EngineerMitch the Beverage Procurement Engineer

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