Change and Humor

Javed Mohammed

"If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading." - Lao Tzu

"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude." - Maya Angelou

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person

"Change before you have to." Jack Welch

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee

"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For, indeed, that's all who ever have." - Margaret Mead

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me

"It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while

remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent

egg. We must be hatched or go bad." - C. S. Lewis

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."

Leo Tolstoy

"It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change."

Charles Darwin

"All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another."

Anatole France

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know

the difference." - St. Francis of Assisi

"Be the change you want to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it." -- Goethe

"Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing." -- Helen Keller

"I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it." -- Pablo Picasso

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Imelda Marcos

Dumplings are most succulent when heading in the direction of the mouth." Grand Mufti of Shanghai Nasir Xheng Xiao

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