Ceire CreightonComputers 8

December 2010

1. Zombie jokes2. What they eat 3. When zombies attack 4. Classification 5. The truth6. How to tell is someone is

a zombie7. bibliography

• What did the zombie get an award for?

• *DEAD-ication!*

• What’s black and white and red all over?

• *A nun being eaten by zombie babies*

• People– healthy– brains– flesh– hot chicks

• Why did the zombie cross the road?

• *He wanted to eat the chicken*

• Where do zombies go for cruises?

• *Deaditerranean Sea*

• Have short hair and tight clothes• Avoid urban areas• Hide in trees and bushes• Don’t walk -- Drive• Lure and destroy• Go with a partner• Maintain communication• Be alert• Use daylight• Plan your escape

• Backpack

• Water bottle

• Water-purification tablets

• Map & compass

• Small flashlight

• Sleeping bag

• Weapons

• Alien zombies

• Biological zombies

• Demon zombies

• Electrical zombies

• Mummified zombies

• Radioactive zombies

• Zombie can’t swim

• Zombies don’t do well in the cold

• ZOMBIES DON’T DANCE!!

• Unnatural mouth position• Green pale skin• Shoulders bent • Legs limp• Asks for brains• Bites your forehead• Afraid of the sun• Smells really bad• Doesn’t talk in complete sentences

Websites I used

• http: //www.thedailycontributor.com/how-to-defeat-a-zombie.html

• http://www.superpages.com/supertips/carrer-choices-for-zombies.html

• http://www.ehow.com/how_4541582_tell-boyfriend-zombie.html

• http://www.zombierama.com/brainwaves/zombierama.com