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    1) Take a look at this marvelous answer:

    A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a

    carwhen he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was

    standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come

    to take a look

    at his car. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hello Doctor!

    Please

    come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised,

    walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wipedhis handson a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at

    this. I also

    open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and

    when I

    finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big

    money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? " The

    doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic ..... What did hesay ???

    Guess ... . . . . .. . ...

    He said : "Try to do it when the engine is running".

    2) Subject: AMERICAN AGAIN

    A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.

    Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . Heruns over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killingthedog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching thescene

    walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it inallthe newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

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    The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

    "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:'Brave American saves life of little girl' " - the policeman answers."But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you

    then? "The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"

    The next day the newspapers says:

    "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.

    3) You and your Fingers:-

    1. Your thumb is nearest to you. So begin your prayers by praying

    for those closest to you. They are the easiest to remember. Topray for our loved ones is, as C. S. Lewis once said, a "sweetduty."

    2. The next finger is the pointing finger. Pray for those whoteach, instruct and heal. This includes teachers, doctors, andministers. They need support and wisdom in pointing others inthe right direction. Keep them in your prayers.

    3. The next finger is the tallest finger. It reminds us of ourleaders. Pray for the president, leaders in business and industry,and administrators. These people shape our nation and guidepublic opinion. They need God'sguidance.

    4. The fourth finger is our ring finger. Surprising to many is thefact that this is our weakest finger; as any piano teacher willtestify. It should remind us to pray for those who are weak, in

    trouble or in pain. They need your prayers day and night. Youcannot pray too much for them.

    5. And lastly comes our little finger; the smallest finger of all.Which is where we should place ourselves in relation to God andothers. As the Bible says, "The least shall be the greatest amongyou." Your pinkie should remind you to pray for yourself.

    By the time you have prayed for the other four groups, your ownneeds will be put into proper perspective and you will be able topray for yourself more effectively.

    Should you find it hard to get to sleep tonight, just remember thehomeless family who has no bed to lie in.

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