Call me,me by Elizabeth Abraham

8/6/2019 Call me,me by Elizabeth Abraham

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The world looks on the outside of a person. Then it classifies

the person and pushes the person to live by its dictates. Call

me, me is a protest and a plea. It begs come

beneath the surface and meet me. It cries out against stigmas.

Call me, me will unlock the eye of your understanding of the

human character.


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CALL ME, ME

ACT ONE

CHARACTERS: MICHELLE UZO

SCENE 1

MIKE UZO

MOTHER IN-LAW

The Uzos living room. Its their fifth wedding anniversary. Michelle,[ a beautiful,

cultured] woman is all dressed for going out. Shes looking through a magazine as

she waits for her husband. Mother-in-law comes into living room ,stands still,

staring malevolently at Michelle until Michelle raises her head from the magazine.

Michelle: What is it, Mama? Do you want something?

Mama: Yes, I want something. I want a child for my son. Youve been

married for five years today. Youre all set to go out and enjoy

yourself. Yet, your tummy is at flat as the day we married you.Have you no shame?

Michelle: (looks angry, but physically forces herself to breath slowly to

calm down)

Because today is my wedding anniversary and you are my

husbands mother, I will pretend that I didnt hear you.

Mama: (mimicking Michelle) because today is my wedding anniversaryand you are my husbands mother So you know

who I am. I gave birth to children, one of them stupid enough

to pick you for wife. You Who are you? (at Michelles

stunned look, she continued). Yes, I say, who are you?


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(She sways around the room, exaggerating Mitchells walk;

picks up a book and pastes a silly smile on her face.)

Oh, this is from M to M. I will always love you.

Michelle: Mama, thats enough! You know, if I wasnt brought up

to respect African values, I would have done a very terrible

thing to you now. Why are you trying so hard to ruin our lives?

As you proudly remember, you are a mother. Would you like

your daughter to be treated the way you are treating me?

Mama: Hey, Hey, Stop there. Who are you to mention my daughter?

Can you not see that she has four children? She is not sapping

her husband dry.

Michelle: You need to remember that this is my home. I believe you

have outstayed your welcome.

Mama: Say that again. I say, say that again. You barren woman!

(Before Mitchell could retort, the door opens and Mike comesin from work.

(Mama hisses and goes off to her room. He goes to hold his

wife)

Mike: I know .. I heard her as I was coming in.

Michelle: (Crying) youve got to do something. Shes so hateful. Shecalled me barren.

Mike: But you are not . You are my beautiful wife and I love you.

Michelle: But I am barren. I must be.


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Mike: You are not. The doctors have all said theres nothing wrong

with us. Just take your mind off it and itll come when it will

. Now, doesnt that sound very professional? Come on

.smile.

Michelle: (gives a little smile)

Mike: Thats better. I will speak to Mama. Okay?

Michelle: (nods her head)

Mike: Good. Ill be ready in five minutes. (He looks at Michelle) Did

I tell you youre looking gorgeous?

Michelle: (Smiling) Just hurry. Im starved.

Mike: (blows her a kiss and goes off)

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SCENE 2

Characters: Mike

Catherine

Office cleaner

Mike is driving to work. Goes into office and finds Cat weeping. CleaningLady is trying to comfort her.

Cleaner: eh eh why you no talk now? I don ask you tire.

Cat: (Keeps sniffing and doesnt talk)

Cleaner: You don chop? Make I go buy bread?

Cat: (Shakes her head for no)

Mike: What is going on here?

Cat: (looks and wipes her eyes) Nothing, Sir.

Cleaner: Good morning, Sir.Cat: (talking quietly) Just home trouble.

Mike: Your mum?

Cat: Yes, Sir.

Mike: What exactly is the problem this time?


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Cat: Same old story ..I mustnt forget that Im a bastard and that

I ruined her life.

Mike: You should be used to it by now and not let it reduce you to a

crying wreck on a Monday morning.

Cat: I tell myself the same thing. (beginning to cry again) I just cant

help it. Sometimes the pain is so much . I just want

to die.

Mike: (turning to cleaner) Mama Sam, make her some tea.

Mike: (to Cat) Im so sorry about your pain. I wish I could help you

Why dont you make time to see Michelle. Shes really

good at these things, you know.

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Cat: No, I couldnt. Its my problem. I cant transfer it to others.

But, thank you.

Mike: Really, I mean it. She already knows about it, anyway, and

likes you a lot. Having an understanding woman to talk with

might help you. I know the problem wont go away but you

may learn to laugh about it.

Cat: Okay. Thank you and Im sorry for bringing misery into the

office.

Mike: Its okay. I hope youll be ready to take some letters in five

minutes?

Cat: Yes, Sir. Thank you. (Cleaner comes in with her tea and Mikewalks into his office).


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Scene 3

Characters:-

Catherines Mum, Vera beautiful, nicely - rounded

Veras boyfriend, Tony middle-aged man with two rings on each hand

Catherine A slight version of her mother

Cat & Veras house

As Cat is entering the house, mum jumps up from the couch where shed been

sitting very close to her latest boyfriend. Cat stands still to look from her mum to

the man and back to her mum. Shes totally disgusted.

Cat: So!

Vera: What do you mean by that? (She gives her a hard look)

..Tony, this is my daughter, Catherine. As I told you, I was

very young when I had her. A mere girl, really.

Tony: Hi Catherine or should I say Cathy? (He brings out his hand to

shake Catherines but Catherine ignores the hand. He laughs

self-consciously as he puts his hand away).

Tony: Well .. youre as lovely as your mother. (Catherine gives

him a dirty look, hisses and gets into her bedroom).

Vera: (embarrassed) You must excuse Catherines behavior. Shesnot always like that. She just needs a man in the house, a

father-figure to look up to.

Tony: I understand, my dear. Ill phone you first thing tomorrow to

remind you of the help youve offered.


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Vera: That isnt necessary just trust me.

Tony: Oh, it would be a dream come true to see that book

published.

Vera: It shall be. (taking Tonys hand and looking into his eyes)

I think we shall be good for each other.

Tony: (gives her a peck on the cheek) I think so, too.

(She walks him to the door)

Tony: See you tomorrow.

Vera: Yes, Goodnight.

(She closes the door and marches straight to Catherines room.

She opens the door without knocking. Catherine is lying down.

She jumps up as soon as she sees her mother.)

Vera: What did you mean by such embarrassing behavior? Why

must you always spoil things for me? Isnt it enough that you

are a constant reminder .

Cat: (cuts in) of your mistake Mother? Well, forgive me for being

alive.

Vera: How dare you? (she slaps Cat) How dare you talk to me thatway? I gave birth to you!

Cat: Oh do you remember that? I didnt give birth to me. You did.

But I must pay for it ,and I have all of my life. It was my fault

that other little girls had daddies to talk about, I didnt. It was


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my fault that they called me bastard till I was afraid to go to

school. It was my fault that the neighbours constantly

whispered and pointed fingers.

Vera: We moved here for you, you ingrate. What do you want?

Must I kill myself for you to appreciate all I do for you?

Cat: So we moved here and taunts stopped from outsiders but YOU

TOOK OVER! I ruined your future. No man wants to marry

a woman with a teenaged child. You bastard!. Maybe I

should just end this misery for the two of us. Youve never

wanted me and I dont want a mother who does not love me.

Vera: If I didnt want you, I would have aborted you, Miss Insolence.

Cat: I wish you had. But I can still end it.

Vera: (uneasy) Youd better stop talking rot. Theres nothing wrong

with your life.

Cat: How would you know? You were not born a bastard.

Vera: Look, I only call you that when you anger me beyond reason.

Cat: (doesnt talk)

Vera: Look, lets stop all this. Come and eat something.

Cat: Im not hungry.

Vera: (looks at her with pity) Okay, but dont leave it for long. (She

goes out and closes the door softly. She opens the door

almost immediately and looks in again).


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Vera: Make sure you dont do anything silly. If I didnt want you, I

would have aborted you.

(They look at each other and Vera finally goes out and shuts

the door)

Scene 4

Characters:

Michelle

Mike

Their bedroom. Mike is putting on a tie in readiness for work. Michele is sitting in

Bed, watching and talking with him.

Mike: I think that will really help her. But she seems to be shy aboutcalling you.

Michelle: Poor girl. Ill call her myself. Maybe even have lunch together

sometime this week.

Mike: Hmmm

Michelle: ..Darling, I hate to bring this up but I must. When is

Mama going?

Mike: Why? Whats the problem? Shes only been here a month.

Michelle: I know, Honey. God knows I would really love for her to stay

but she hates me so. She hasnt a civil word for me. She


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doesnt even give a response to my greetings. Its a hard way

to live.

Mike: I had a talk with her. Has she been calling you names again?

Michelle: No, but she does other things just as nasty. Ive told you she

doesnt give any response to my greetings.

Mike: Dont let it bother you.

Michelle: She hisses when I go by.

Mike: Ignore it.

Michelle: Yesterday, she ignored the lunch I made and ate bread and

sardine instead.

Mike: Maybe she felt like it.

Michelle: After looking and hissing at me and my food?

Mike: Look darling, Mama is old and shes my mother. What do you

want me to do, drive her out?

Michelle: All Im saying is that the atmosphere shes creating in our

home is unhealthy and must not be prolonged.

Mike: Shes my mother.

Michelle: And Im your wife and this is my home.

Mike: And I pay the bills. Dont forget that. (He picks up his suitcase

and starts to walk out)


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Michelle: (nastily) Well, thanks Mr. Big Shot. Have a nice day.

Scene 5

Characters:

Michelle:

Mike:

Mama

Michelle is saying goodbye to Mike as he leaves for work.

Michelle: Bye darling. Miss me.

Mike: Always. (gives her a peck on the forehead, gets into his car,

drives off with Michelle waving. Michelle walks back in. She

sees Mama getting ready for her breakfast at the table).

Michelle: Good morning Mama. (Mama does not answer. Michellewalks by her to get into the kitchen)

Mama: (releasing a long hiss) the goat who thinks shes sheep

Michelle: (walking back to Mama) You know, Mama I keep trying to

ignore all the nasty things you say because of your age and

being Mikes mother. But its getting too much. You must

learn to control yourself.

Mama: Are you talking to me, you mannerless thing?

Michelle: I am talking to you. You must watch your manners. This is my

home, not yours.


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Mike: Oh God! What wont I hear? This is your home, eh? ..

Well see for how long.

Michelle: Right Mama. (speaking very slowly) We will .. see.

(Michelle leaves as Mama is hissing and clapping her hands in

indignation. When Michelle is out of hearing, she says quietly,

but, with venom, barrens.)

Scene 6

Characters

Michelle

Yemisi (Micheles best friend] a lawyer, an attractive woman in her thirties.

Michelle is on the phone.

Michelle: So we meet at that pastry place at 12?

Michelle: Right. Thank you. You are a real friend, Yemisi.Michelle: (smiling) Well, okay. See you. (Closes the phone)

Yemisi driving to the pastry shop. Parks and goes in. Michelle

is already waiting. They hug.

Yemisi: So, tell me all about it.

Michelle: In a moment. Lets place our orders first. I was too upset to

eat breakfast.

(She signals the waiter to come.)(Yemisi takes Michelles hand in sympathy).

(Waiter appears)

Michelle: One cheese cake and a cappuccino.


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(Waiter turns to Yemisi)

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Yemisi: Same here.

(Waiter moves off

Yemisi looks expectantly at Michelle.)

Michelle: I went to the market. When I came back there was a strange

girl in my kitchen watching over something cooking. When I

asked her who she was and what she was doing in my kitchen,

she said, I be you w and Mama spoke from the doorway that

the girl was there to help her. sShes an old woman and needs

care. The girl will cook her village meals and see to all her

needs.

(She stops to eat and drink. Yemisi does the same).

Michelle: You know, I could have sworn that that girl meant to say, I be

your wife.But that wouldnt make sense, would it?

Yemisi: It would. But who brought the girl?

Michelle: Mike said Mama must have made the arrangement by phone

and a cousin dropped the girl off.

Yemisi: So that was it? The scene in the kitchen and you took her in?

Michelle: It wasnt up to me, was it? I called Mike immediately wanting

to know why I wasnt informed? Guess what? He didnt

know what I was talking about. When I explained he acted as

surprised as I was. Only God knows which is which.


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(A pause. They keep eating and drinking albeit thoughtfully.)

Yemisi: Michelle, you know I love you, dont you?

Michelle: (nods)

Yemisi: What Im about to say is borne out of love, but, of course, you

dont have to agree to itIt sounds to me like your

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mother-in-law has married another wife for Mike. (Michelle is

startled. Yemisi gives a sad Laugh).

Yemisi: Now, I have shocked you but its something we must consider.

Michelle: Would Mike ..(choking and beginning to cry) would he do

that to me?

.No. (she lifts a hand to stop Yemisi) Dont bother explaining.

I know she can. He cannot find a fault in his mum as horrible

as shes been to me. (She wipes her eyes after a while).

Michelle: Its all because Im barren.

Yemisi: Stop that! You are not barren. Your children havent started

coming. Thats all.

Michelle: (sneering) Tell that to my mother-in-law.

Yemisi: Why do you make her so important? Youd rather believe her

than the doctors, your husband and best friend. Why choose

the word of someone who hates you over those who love you?And another thing,Michelle,. its very important that you

stop defining yourself by what your in-laws call you.


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Michelle: Yes, thanks. But what am I to do now? Mike is completely

with the Mother. (laughs bitterly) Says its actually a good

thing for me since I wont have to deal with his mum anymore.

Yemisi: Listen Michelle. (She glances at her watch) My lunch hour is

nearly over. So, listen carefully. .. This is no time for

self-pity. You know and I know that you are strong. You can

handle this . You must begin to plan for a possible future

without Mike.

Michelle: (shocked) But you preach against divorce.

Yemisi: Yes, but you and Mike are only nominal Christians. You

havent what it takes to stop a divorce happening. And Im not

saying its going to happen. Its just good to be prepared.

Yemisi: You must begin to save all you can. two, no matter what

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happens refuse to divorce him. Even if he moves out dont

divorce him. Three, stay in your house no matter what. The

house is in both your names, not so?

Michelle: (nods)Yemisi: Dont sell your half of the house. You must make them all see

that you are aware of your rights. At the end of the day if the

worst happens, you lose Mike but wont be destitute.

Michelle: (starts to cry silently) This seems so unreal and yet things have

greatly changed in my house. (She keeps crying, Yemisi holds

her hand. In a little while, she glances at her watch).

Yemisi: Have got to go, dear.

Michelle: (pulls herself together) I know, Me too.

Yemisi: Will you be alright?

Michelle: Yes. (then in a stronger voice) Yes, I will.

(They hug. Yemisi leaves. Michelle settles the bill and leaves).


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SCENE 7

Characters:

Cat

Vera

Cat & Veras house

Cat is indoors watching T.V. A car pulls up.She expects to see her mum walk in.

When she doesnt, Cat gets up and looks through the window. She sees Vera

give a peck to a man. The man drives off. Vera comes in.

Cat: Welcome Mum. Who was that? I dont think Ive seen him

before?

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Vera: That was Bayo.

(Vera wants to go to her bedroom)

Cat: What happened to Tony or was his name John or Osi.

Vera: Dont you take that attitude with me.

Cat: What attitude, Mum? You dont like the truth, do you? Cant

you see that the men are just using you because you try so

hard? Always, theres a little financial help you are giving them

apart from other things. They take all they can from you andleave you. When are you going to see that they wont marry

you? Only the very dumb marry out of gratitude and a hope of

financial help. You need to lower your sight to the dumb,

Mum.


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Vera: (grabs a book from the table and hurls it at Cat. Cat got out of

the way).

Vera: (speaking menacingly) Thats the last time you speak to me

that way!

Cat: Or?

Vera: (doesnt answer but stares intently at her daughter)

Cat: (raising her voice) s what Mum? Youll slap me? Or call me

bastard? Or what? You think I enjoy having a mum who sees

man after man? I never know what to expect when I come

home. My God! Theres a name for it.

Vera: (raising her voice) Shut up!

Cat: I wont! Im nineteen years old and I refuse to put up with the

shame any longer.

Vera: Right. Ive had it. As you say, youre not a child anymore. I

dont have to put up with your foul mouth. You will pack your

things and move out, Madam. You have one hour.

Cat: One hours too long. Ill leave now. (She grabs her handbag

and runs out, slamming the door with all her strength).

( Mum slumps into a chair, covers her face with both hands

and begins to cry).


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SCENE 8

Characters:

Cat:

One-arm thief, Chris

Michelle

The street. Cat dashes into the street without minding her way. One-arm thief

Chris promptly snatches her bag and dashes off. She is so stunned that by the

time she recollects her wits to yell, the thief is out of sight. She slumps by the

wayside and cries. People walk up and down. Nobody comes to her help. She

remembers a lunch date with Michelle, and, Michelle making her promise tocome

to her if she should need help. She gets up and walks to the Uzos. She knocks.

Michelle answers the door.

Michelle: Catherine! Whats happened to you?

(Cat begins to cry and Michelle hugs her)

Cat: I had a big fight with my mum. She ordered me out of the

house. When I got into the street, a thief with only one armsnatched my bag. I couldnt go back home. I walked here but

now, Im sorry. I shouldnt trouble you like this

Michelle: No, no. its okay. Im glad you came to me. You are very

welcome to stay until you sort things out with your mum.

Besides, I think your company in this house will help me a lot.

Cat: Thank you. Thank you so much.

Michelle: Lets go in and tell Mike.

Cat: I hope he wont mind?


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Michelle: Relax. He wont mind.

(They go into the living room)

SCENE 9

Michelles home

Michelle

Cat

Michelles kitchen. Michelle is making coffee. Cat comes in. She is wearing

Michelles things.

Cat: Good morning.

Michelle: Morning. Did you sleep well?

Cat: Yes. Thank you. You?

Michelle: Fine. (stretches) Dont you love Saturday mornings?

Cat: Tell me about it.

Michelle: (giggling) You look so funny in those clothes.

Cat: Which brings up a favour Ive been meaning to ask .I need

my things but Im scared of facing my mum on my own. I cant

go when shes not there because I lost my bag and my key.

So. Can you please come with me?


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Michelle: But wont she transfer the aggression to me for taking you in?

Cat: Shes not that bad.

Michelle: Im sorry. I didnt mean to be disrespectful. Of course, I

can go with you

Cat: Thank you. I dont know what I would have done without you

guys.

Michelle: Think nothing of it. Im glad you are here.Ill take Mike

this coffee.Then take a shower. When would you like us to go?

Cat: When would be convenient for you?

Michelle: Mike is leaving in ten minutes for the tennis court. We can go

after he leaves.

Cat: Okay. Thanks

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(Michelle leaves. Cat is making coffee for herself when Mama

comes in)

Cat: Good morning. Ma.

Mama: (eyes her but doesnt respond)

(After a moment )

Mama: You, why have you come here? What did she bring you for?

Cat: Excuse me? I dont understand, Ma.

Mama: (mimicking Cat) Excuse me? Birds of the same feather. I say

why are you in this house?

(Michelle answers from the door)


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Michelle: She is my guest. Whats the problem?

Mama: What did she come to do?

Michelle: Thats my business. I keep telling you.this is my house.

(Mama eyes Michelle, hisses and walks away.)

Cat: Are you sure its a good idea for me to stay?

Michelle: Definitely.

Cat: She doesnt seem to like you much.

Michelle: A big understatement. Now you see why I need an ally.

Cat: Youve got one here.I promise.

Michelle: I believe you. Thank you.

Cat: Ill go get ready now.

Michelle: Me too.(They leave the kitchen)

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SCENE 10

Characters


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Michelle

Cat

Vera Lawal

Veras house. Michelle and Cat arrive. They knock on the door.

Vera: Who is it?

(Cat nudges Michelle forward)

Michelle: Its I, Mrs. Uzo.

(Vera opens the door)

Vera: (surprised, addressing Cat) You. What are you doing

here?

Cat: (doesnt answer)

Michelle: Please can we come in? Im Michelle Uzo. Cat works for

my husband.

Vera; Oh, I know all that. You might as well come in. Iowe you that for taking her in.

Michelle: How did you ..

Vera: Find out? (Indicating a chair) Please sit down. (Cat is

hovering around). I went to the office the following day

at lunch time. I saw her leave the office for lunch. Then

I went in and talked with Mama Sam. She told me andagreed to keep my visit a secret.

(From the bedroom, a call out)

Man: Whats keeping you?


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(Vera looks at Cat and then at Michelle and shrugs)

Vera: Im coming. (Turning to Cat) What did you come for?

Cat: My things

Vera: Go ahead. (Cat moves into her former bedroom).

Vera: Mrs. Uzo, can I offer you something, tea, coffee?

Michelle: No, no. Thank you.

Vera: Excuse me, then. Ill be back in a moment.

(She goes into her bedroom. Michelle looks around.

Vera comes out in two minutes.)

Michelle: Mrs. Lawal

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Vera: Miss.

Michelle: Oh. What can I say? Is there a chance of reconciliation

between you and Cat?

Vera: Yes ,but not now. To be truthful Im enjoying this time

on my own. Ive always had Catherine with me. Now

Im enjoying being truly single. But shes my daughter

and I care about her though she does not believe it.

Michelle: (nods) (Cat comes out of the bedroom with a suitcase)

Cat: Im ready.


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Michelle: (gets up) well

Vera: Thanks again, Mrs. Uzo.

Cat: Bye Mum

Vera: Bye Catherine.

(They leave, Vera shuts the door.)

Scene 11

Characters:

Michelle

Cat

Mary

Michelle and Cat are doing their nails in the living room.

Cat: So, that trousers suit is better in navy blue?

Michelle: Definitely. But make the camisole in cream.

Cat: Youre right. Thats a great combination.

(Mary walks through the living room to the kitchen. She

looks at them briefly and wears a smug smile. Michelle


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and Cat stop talking and look at her until she gets into

the kitchen.)

Cat: You know, that girl makes me so uneasy. She doesnt

quite act as a maid.

Michelle: I know. Shes probably laughing at me for not knowing

that shes Mikes second wife.

Cat: (the nail polish drops from her hands, shes so shocked)

Michelle: Well..you see. Im barren as mother-in-law keeps

reminding me. So shes looking forward to Mike making

babies with that ..that thing and driving me out of the

house.

Cat: Please tell me you are joking.

Michelle: I wish I was.

Cat: So then, why are you taking it all lying low?Michelle: Because nothing has happened yet.

Cat: But you know that its going to happen

Michelle: Not exactly. Its just what we think.

Cat: We?

Michelle: Yemisi and I

Cat: I cant say I dont agree after all Ive seenSo, if it

does happen, what will you do?

Michelle: (Pauses) Lets just wait and see.Cat: And I thought I had the worst deal in life! You know I

envied you so.

Michelle: Now you know its a barren life.


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Cat: No! Its not. You need to stand out of yourself and look

at you. You are a beautiful, giving person.

Michelle: (laughing) Such wisdom! .Thanks anyway.

Cat: I mean it. Its true.

Michelle: (nodding) I dont disbelieve, dear. Its just that it doesnt

take the pain of childlessness away. Every month I

think,s maybe. Then my period comes and I just want to

die.

Cat: I know that pain. Ive had it all my life. The bastard has

no sense of belonging. People forget that you are as

human as they are. Its a useless life.

Michelle: And yet, you are a most beautiful, sensitive person. You

must drop that way of thinking and see yourself as you

truly are.

Cat: (smiling) Sounds like good advice for the two of us.

(They laugh)

Michelle: You know you are right. Here. (She joins hands with

Cat.) We promise ourselves from this moment to see

ourselves as beautiful people of great worth and

whoever thinks otherwise, is the fool.

Cat: Yes! And Amen. (They laugh)


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SCENE 12

Michelles home

Characters:

Michelle

Cat

Mama

Mike

Mary

Michelle: Cat? Lets go.

(Cat comes out holding a basket)

Michelle: (rummaging her bag) Hang on a moment. I need to find

the list. I go to that rowdy market once a month. I want

to make sure I get everything I need for the month.

.Right. Ive found it.

(They walk out)

(After a while Mike comes out of the room and puts onthe T.V. He watches The CNN channel. Mary comes

out.)

Mary: Good morning, sir.

Mike: Good morning. (He continues watching CNN. Mary

stands there looking at him and smiling inanely. Mike

looks at her again.)

Mike: You are still here. Bring me a glass of orange juice.

(Mary goes off. Mike continues watching T.V.)

(Mary returns with the juice and sets it beside Mike)


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Mike: Thank you. (Mary is still standing there smiling)

Mike: Dont you have things to do for Mama?

Mary: I don do all.

Mike: Well, go to her in case she needs you.

(Mary stops smiling and goes off sulking, Mama comes

out and sits beside Mike)

Mama: I want to talk to you.

Mike: (nodding and looking at her)

Mama: Put that thing off.

Mike: (sighs and put the T.V. off)

Mama: You have been a good obedient son.

(Mary comes out and sits down. Mama looks at her in

annoyance.)

Mama: Who called you? Get up. Go stay for room.

(Mary gets up sulking)

Mama: Youve always obeyed me. Now, listen carefully to what

I have to say.

(Mike listens)

Mama: You are now forty years old without even one child.

Your wife is getting on in age. Shes not been able to give

you children. What are you doing about it?


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Mike: Mama, Ive told you and told you. There is nothing

wrong with us. The children will come when they will

come.

Mama: (raising her voice) And when will that be? When I am in

my grave?

Mike: Mama, dont worry. They will come before then. You

are still young.

Mama: Dont joke with me! Im very serious. Do you ever think

about the future? Its nice to do M and M now. But

who will carry on your name? Who will ever remember

that you once walked this earth? Even if that one gives

you a child later, you will be an old man. Too old to

enjoy the child.. My son, this is the time to do

something.

Mike: What can I do?

Mama: (Exultantly) You dont have to worry. I have arrangedeverything.

(Mike is puzzled.)

Mama: You see that Mary. She is young and fresh. She is yours. I

have married her for you. (Mike is stunned).

Mama: You have done what? (He laughs) That person is my wife?

Look , Mama, this is too funny. Let me just remind you that Ihave the wife I want and I dont want to continue this talk.

(He takes his newspaper and walks to his bedroom)

(Mama watches him go. When shes alone.)

Mama: Is it not me that gave birth to you? We will see.


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ACT TWO

SCENE 1

Characters:

Mama Sam

Cat

One-arm thief, Chris

The office. Cat is checking her face in the compact. She straightens her skirt.

Cat: Mama Sam Mama Sam

M.Sam: I dey here.

Cat: Okay. I wan go chop. Come sit down for here. I go quick quick

com.

M.Sam: Make you bring something come.

Cat: (smiling) I go try.

She walks out. At the door of the building, one-arm thief is just passing by. Cat

gasps as she recognizes him. She dashes behind him and hooks her fingers in the

back of his trousers.

Cat: You. You.thief. help, help.

Chris: (He twist round and clamps his hand over her mouth and

speaks quickly) Stop please. I can explain. Its Catherine


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Lawal, isnt it? Please, give me a chance. Im going to take

my hand off your mouth now. (He does so slowly, they look

silently at each other for a moment.)

Cat: How did you find out my name?

Chris: Your identity card. It was in the bag.

Cat: The bag that you stole. (angrily) Do you have any idea of what

you did to me? I nearly killed myself. It was the worst night of

my whole miserable life.

Chris: I am very sorry. I wouldnt have done it if I didnt need to.

That is how I survive.

Cat: You mean you steal for a living? (She pulls her bag closer to

herself. Chris notices and laughs)

Chris: Dont worry. Ive no intention of stealing from you a second

time. Ive thought about you every day and Ive been working

this area in the hope of running into you.

Cat: What for?

Chris: To return your bag..minus the money. And to talk to you.

Cat: So why didnt you drop the bag at the office? The address is

on my identity Card.

Chris: I was afraid . Look, think about it. Me turning up there

like that? You and your boss would have handed me over to

the police.

Cat: Wellmaybe. So, wheres my bag now?


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Chris: Where I hang out. Ill bring it tomorrow.

Cat: (Shrugs) I was on my way to lunch. I must run now.

Chris: I can come with you. (Giving charming smile) You might want

to buy me lunch.

Cat: (shocked) what?

Chris: (not smiling) what? You are disgusted with a one-arm person?

Cat: I am not. Im in no position to look down on anybody.

Chris: What then? Because I am a thief? (A little angry) Do you know

what it means to live like this?

Cat: Do you know what its like to be me? You think you are the

only one living with pain?

[ One -arm Chris is surprised. Cat is glaring at him. After a littlewhile, the ugly look leaves her face and she shrugs. You may

come with me if thats what you want.]

Chris: (smiling) Yes, I want. And thank you very much.

SCENE 2

Characters

Cat

Chris


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Fast food Restaurant. Cat and Chris are seated. The waiter is taking orders.

Cat: Chicken and chips, please.

(Waiter looks at Chris)

Chris: Same and a coke.

Cat: Coke for me, too.

(waiter leaves)

Cat: (Standing up) Excuse me, I need to go the bathroom. (She

walks away and comes back for her bag)

Chris: You didnt have to do that.

Cat: Once bitten, twice shy.

Chris: Ive told you Ive no intention of doing that to you again.

Cat: But to others?Chris: (Chris looks at her but says nothing)

Cat: A rose is a rose is a rose. (She walks off with her bag.)

Chris: (Covers his face with his hand.)

(Cat comes back and the food arrives.)

[They start to eat.]

I

Cat: Why do you steal?

Chris: Because I have to.


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Cat: What do you mean you have to? The fact that you have only

one arm does not mean you cant find a job. After all, you

steal with a lot of finesse with the same one arm.

Chris: Where are the jobs for one-arm guys who didnt even make it

to high school?

Cat: Well..but stealing is hardly an option..Do your parents

know?

Chris: Ive no parentsIve never had.

Cat: You mean..they died?

(Chris keeps eating. He does not answer.)

Cat: Surely, you didnt drop from the sky?

Chris: No. I did not.. I was born with one arm. My father wanted no

part of me and left. My mother struggled alone until I was

one. Then, she left me on the door step of the townsOrphanage and disappeared. Of course, it was not difficult to

identify the baby in that small town. I mean, how many babies

are born with only one arm? Now, are you satisfied?

Cat: Im sorry that Ive upset you. Im truly sorry.

Chris: Thats okay I stayed at the orphanage until I turned

twelve. Then I ran away. Ive been living on the street eversince.

Cat: (quiet) You know, I used to think my life was the most

miserable but Im having serious re-thinks these days.

Chris: What could possibly be wrong in your life?


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Cat: (laughs) Looks can be deceiving.

Chris: So, a rose is not a rose is not a rose?

Cat: Touch.

Chris: Tell me about your miserable life?

Cat: Well,..I was born a bastard. Ive never known my father.

Chris: So, we have a wee bit in common. Tell me more.

Cat: I would love to although I dont know why.

Chris: Maybe we are kindred spirits.

Cat: Maybe. But I must get back to work.

Chris: How about meeting me here tomorrow? Ill pay.

Cat: From? (Chris does not answer) Well meet tomorrow but

Ill pay. And bring my bag along.

Chris: Of course.

(Cat signals to waiter)

Waiter: Your bill?

Cat: Yes, but I want a corned-beef sandwich for take-away.

(turning to Chris) Thats for the cleaning lady in my office.

Chris: Can you make that two sandwiches?


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Cat: (eyebrows raised)

Chris: For my street mother Ill take you to meet her.

(Waiter goes off and comes back with the bill and two

wrapped up sandwiches)

(Cat and Chris leave.)

Chris: Come. I want you to meet her.

Cat: Who?

Chris: I told you, my street mother. Shes been watching out for me

since I took to the street. Her name is Anna. I call her Mama

A. She wont tell me how she came to be living on the streets.

Shes been there forever and I love her.

Cat: Ive got to get back to work.

Chris: It wont take a minute. Please.

(Cat follows him. She was absolutely intrigued by the

handsome, one-arm thief. They go into a side street. Behind a

stack of boxes is a dirty old woman. Chris hugs her.)

Chris: Mama A. I bought your lunch. This is the nice lady that helped

to buy it.

Old beggar: Oh, you are a good boy. (She looks at Cat.)

Old beggar: He is a good boy. A prince. You like him, dont you?

Cat: Ahm. Ive got to go. (She walks away and Chris follows her.)


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Chris: Are you angry?

Cat: Why should I be?

Chris: Because of what she said to you.

Cat: Im not angry. I was just a little embarrassed because weve

only just met.

Chris: So, youll still meet me tomorrow.

Cat: (Smiles) Yes, I will. And now, I must run. Good bye.

Chris: See you tomorrow. Dont forget. And thanks.

(Cat walks away with a puzzled look.)

SCENE 3

Character:

Mike

Mikes office. Mike is in a pensive mood. He is thinking about what his mum said.

Sometimes he sits. Sometimes he stands. At other times, he moves to the window

and stares out.

Mike: No body will remember you when you are gone.

They wont remember that I came into the world even.

If only And they say theres nothing wrong

..If only


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No man could want for a better wife than Michelle. Shes

everything Ive ever wanted or needed.

But Mama is right .. time is getting on and children may not

come until were too old . To enjoy them ..

Ah, God forbid . I can never take Mary for wife but I

could have a child by her . Away from Michelle, of course

.. then later, much later, Id beg Michelle, and claim the

child. Yes it can be done .. in the long run, its

even a good thing for Michellewe would have the child

we have been waiting for..Yes, thats it. Ill tell her I

did it for her.

SCENE 4

Characters:-

Mike

Cat

Mary

Mikes kitchen. Mary is washing plates at the sink. Mike takes a drink from the

fridge and stands by the kitchen table drinking it and contemplating Mary. Cat

comes in, stops at the door and surveys the scene. She clears her throat and

walks in.

Cat: Good evening.

Mike: (Started) Oh, hello. He picks up his drink and walks out.(Mary finishes washing the plates, looks at Cat with a smile and

walk out. Cat sits down puzzled and worried.)

Cat: Please God; let it not be what Im thinking. Michelle doesnt

deserve such betrayal. Oh, God.


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SCENE 5

Character:

Mike:

In his car. He has just arrived home.

Mike: It must done. As soon as she gets pregnant, Ill send her and

Mama back to the village. Michelle wont know a thing Ill

start tomorrow Must think of a way to keep Michelle out

of the house Im doing this for her, after all..

As soon as Mary gets pregnant Ill stop and send her away.

SCENE 6


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Characters:

Michelle:

Mike:

Breakfast table.

Mike: What are you doing with yourself today?

Michelle: Nothing much. I thought after lunch, Id go to the hairdressing

salon.

Mike: Youve not been looking quite yourself. How about taking the

afternoon off? Dont cook lunch. Go out to lunch with Yemisi.

Here (he brings out a wad or notes)

.my treat.

Michelle: (surprised) How nice, Mike. But what about you, your lunch?

Mike: Dont worry about me. Ill send Catherine for something.

Michelle: Why not come to lunch with me and Yemisi?

Mike: No, no. I want you to have a nice girly lunch. Relax with your

friend and come back refreshed.

Michelle: Are you sure?

Mike: Of course, Im sure. I just want you to have a little treat from me.

Michelle: Oh Mike, thank you. (She leans over and gives him a peck on

the cheek).

Michelle: You are a good husband.

Mike: You are the good one.


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Michelle: Anyway, thanks. I really appreciate it.

Mike: Anything for my darling wife.

(Checks his watch) Ive got to go.

Mike: (gives her a peck) see you later. Have fun.

Mike: You have a good day.

SCENE 7

Characters:

Mike

Mary

Mama

Mikes house. Phone rings. Mary comes out of the kitchen and answers.

Mary: Hello!

Oh Sir, na you. She don comot.She go now now.

Hello, hello, hello --------

(She drops the phone)

Mary: He no even talk to me. Me, I don dey tire. I don dey

tire

(She goes back to the kitchen very upset. Shortly, the doorbell

rings.)

Mary: Who be dat?

Mike: Open the door, Mary.


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Mary: (Smiling) Welcome, Sir. You come quick quick today. Madam

just comot.

Mike: Yes. You said so on the phone. Wheres Mama?

Mary: E just chop finish. E wan sleep small.

Mike: Thats fine .Now, follow me. I want to talk to you.

Mary: Yes Sir. (She is smiling and patting her hair)

Mike leads her to his & Michelles room.)

Mama: (from her bedroom) Mary, Mary, Mary

(Mama comes in to the living room. She looks around.)

Mama: I could have sworn that I heard Mikes voice.

(She checks the kitchen and then goes to Mikes bedroom she

stops at the door. She listens at the door. Mary is talking.)

Mary: Two whole months now. Why you no call me before?

(Mama tiptoes away from the doors. She is smiling.)

Mama: Yes! Yes! Yes! Now, that barren woman will go. (She laughs

and claps her hands gleefully.)

SCENE 8

Characters:

Cat


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Chris

Waiter

Restaurant. Cat and Chris walk in together and go to their favorite table.

Waiter: Hi.

Cat & Chris: Hi.

Waiter: What will it be today?

Chris: A burger for me.

Cat: Just a coke for me.

Waiter: That all? Have you gone on a diet?

Cat: (laughing) Maybe.

(Waiter goes off.)

Chris: Are you alright?

Cat: Im okay.

Chris: So why are you not eating?

Cat: Nothing. At least, nothing to do with you.

Chris: Cant you talk to me about it?

Cat: (pause a little) I dont see why not.

Chris: So what is it?

Cat: Im worried about Michelle and my mother.


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Chris: Can you take it one after the other? What wrong with

Michelle?

Cat: Theres nothing wrong with Michelle.just this girl whos

supposed to be helping Mikes mom because she cant standMichelle. Well I dont know I think Mike is having an

affair with the girl.

Chris: What makes you think so?

Cat: Ive seen him looking at her like..you know..when a man

has funny things in mind. And then, these days she and Mikes

mom seem so happy and so..so.arrogant. You know,

like theyve got one up on Michelle.

Christ: Has Michelle said anything?

Cat: Of course. We talk about it all the time. She says she knows

that something funny is going on but she cant figure it out.

Shes keeping a close look on Mike but he is just the same. If

anything, hes more attentive to her.

Christ: Come on. That guy has got everything. He cant jeopardize his

marriage.

Cat: But he can. He allows his mom to get away with everything

and she wants Michelle out. As a matter of fact, Michelle

suspects that girl Mary was brought as second wife for Mike.

Chris: No. I mean Mike is a cool guy. He cant do that.

Cat: I think he can.

(Waiter brings food)

Cat: (to waiter) Please, dont forget the sandwiches for take-away.


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Waiter: How can I? You ask for it every day.

(They laugh and waiter goes away)

Cat: Anyway, thats one of my worries. The other is my mother

I cant get her out of my mind.like how is she doing?

And .. is she missing me at all?

Chris: (pauses) Why dont we go and see her?

Cat: We?

Chris: Yes, you and I.

Cat: No. That wont be good. And it isnt because of your arm or

social status .. My mom and I fight a lot and Id rather we

do it without you looking on.

Chris: (doesnt talk)

Cat: Please try to understand.

Chris: Okayforget it. So, youll go and see her?

Cat: Think I should?

Chris: Definitely.

Cat: Okay. Ill go tomorrow. In the morning.

Chris: How about seeing me in the afternoon after that? I mean I

never see you on Saturdays or Sundays. We could go to the

beach.

Cat: I go to the market in the afternoon with Michelle.

Chris: Please. Just this once.

Cat: Okay, Ill talk with Michelle about it. If its okay, Ill come

around two.


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(Waiter comes with bill and take-away)

Cat: (to waiter) Thank you.

Chris: (to waiter) Thanks man. See you on Monday

Waiter: Yeah.

SCENE 9

Characters:

Cat

Vera

Veras house. Cat knocks.

Vera: Whos there?

Cat: Catherine

(Door opens)

Vera: You are the last person I expected to see.

Cat: Im sorry.

Vera: No, no I didnt mean it that way. Come in.

(They go in & shut the door)

Vera: Sit down or are you in a hurry? You forgot something?

Cat: No, no. I came to see you.

(Silence)


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Cat: Are you alone? Oh, Im you dont have to answer that.

Vera: Its okay .Im alone. I am these days . By choice

(Pauses)

Vera: Do you want something to eat.

Cat: No, thanks. I had breakfast.

(pause)

Vera: How are the Uzos?

Cat: Fine. Michelle sent greetings.

Vera: So, what have you been doing apart from work?

Cat: Nothing much I met a very nice boy. Hes a good

listener and cares very much about people.

Vera: You told him about me. (Not a question)

Cat: Yes.

Vera: And?

Cat: He thinks we misunderstand each other. He grew up in an

orphanage. But we have a lot in common. He understands

me.

Vera: Oh! . You know, Ive done a lot of thinking since you left.

And .I came to the same conclusion as your friends. Whats

his name?

Cat: Chris. Hes 21.

Vera: Hmnn. Then, I also decided that I was tired of searching and

offering. Needing to be valued .You said I was being used


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you were right. But not anymore. Ive put an end to all

that.

Cat: (gives a big smile) Mom, Im proud of you.

Vera: (surprised and pleased) Well, thank you. And I must say Im

proud of you, too.

(They smile at each other.)

Vera: So, when are you bringing your friend over?

Cat: Soon if you like.

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Vera: I like.

Cat: Next Saturday?

Vera: Fine.

Cat: Mom Chris has only one arm.

Vera: What?

Cat: He was born with only one arm.

Vera: And grew up in an orphanage..His parents died?

Cat: No, they abandoned him.

Vera: My God . Poor boy . Poor thing.

Cat: You still want to meet him?

Vera: Of course Catherine, things you see on the outside dont

count much. Its what the person is inside that counts. Come

with your friend and spend the day with me.


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Cat: (smiling) Thank you . And mom, thanks for having me .. I

mean you didnt abort me or anything and you took care of

me. You must have wanted me.

Vera: (starts to cry and goes and hugs Cat. Cat starts to cry too)

Vera: Thank you for saying that. I know Ive not been a good mother

but I really wanted to be. Im sorry. So sorry for the bad

times.

Cat: Its okay, Mom . I love you.

(Vera cries harder)

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Vera: Its the first time youve told me that . I love you, my baby. I

really do.

Vera: ..It will be different now. I promise.

(They hug again and smile at each other).

SCENE 10

Characters:


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Chris

Cat

On the beach. They are walking.

Cat: ..Thats why I feel that Ive just met my mother. Its a new

beginning.

Chris: I understand . I wish everything could end as nicely.

Cat: (looking at him) Right. Its your turn now. Tell me whats

bothering you?

Chris: (silent a moment) Whats bothering me? Hmnn whats not

bothering me more like? .. I have a lot on my mind.

Cat: Lets sit. (They sit on the sand) . Im listening.

Chris: Well .. Its like this .. You are the second best thing in my

life, the first being ..

Cat: Mama A.

Chris: Right . And I get to wondering just what is going tohappen how long its going to be for? I mean, youve

been buying lunch for me and Mama A. Its nice of you, okay?

But I hate it. I dont snatch anymore... Well, only when

necessary.

Cat: Chrisss. You promised,

Chris: Well, what do I do? Mama A was down last weekend. What

should I have done, watch her die? .. And, we are always

hungry.

Cat: You know Id love to do more. You wont let me.


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Chris: No, I must have a bit of self-respect, you know . I want a

job .. I want decent accommodation .. I want to take you

out properly . I want ..I guess I just want a life.

Cat: (takes his hand) I know. Ive been thinking .what kind ofjob do you want?

Chris: (gives a bitter laugh) Beggars dont get to choose ..anything

would do. But Ive never been given the chance. Acceptance

is based on looks.

Cat: Would you mind cleaning the yard for Michelle? Shes sacked

her gardener and is looking for a replacement.

Chris: Would she have me?

Cat: I think so. But, do you mind the job?

Chris: Do you?

Cat: (surprised) No. Theres a great deal of dignity in decent labour.

My mom drummed that into me .. She had to do all sorts of

things to make ends meet.

Chris: Nice lady, your mom.

Cat: (smiles) I agree.

Chris: So, if a guy has decent labour and looks forward to bettering

himself, do you think the girl he likes would stick around him?

Cat: (smiling) I think so . Thats if he tells her where he lives?

Chris: (stands up) You know where I live.

Cat: I do? Youve always refused to take me.

Chris: I have taken you The first day.


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Cat: (frowning, then is horrified) The street? With Mama A? Oh my

God.

(She begins to cry)

(Chris stares ahead toward the sea.)

Chris: Are you disgusted?

Cat: No, no ..I cry for you, for me, Mama A, Michelle, my

mother. Perfectly fine human beings made imperfect by the

world we live in. I mean, you and I had nothing to do with our

births. But we were made to pay. We bore the stigma of not

satisfying societal codes. Why is man so wicked to man?

Chris: (says nothing but bends, picks some things and starts throwing

them into the water)

Cat: What do you use for bathroom?

Chris: Sneak into a hotels bathroom and be real quick.

Cat: What about your clothes? You are always neat.

Chris: Clothes are the easiest thing to nick. You stake out a wash

line, look for the things you need, take them and make sure

you are not caught.

Cat: (gets up and hugs him to her side)

Cat: Its going to get better. I promise.

Chris: Does that mean I get my girl?

Cat: Yes.

Chris: You wont regret it I promise.


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Cat: I know. I have good feelings about you

(They smile at each other, hold hands and walk off)

SCENE 11

Characters:

Mama

Mary

Mike

Michelle

The Uzos home. Mama and Mary are waiting in the living room. Mike walks in.

Mama: (smiling broadly) Ah, welcome my son. Weve been waiting for

you. Sit down.

Mike: (Still standing) Wheres Michelle?

Mama: Shes not back. Sit down. I have good news.

(Mike sits)

Mama: God has answered my prayers. Your wife is pregnant. I dont

know why she didnt tell you when you were with her this

afternoon..She has not had her period this past month.

(Jubilantly) I told you, didnt I? You see how easy it has been?

That one is barren.

Mike: (quietly) Okay, Mama. It is good. Now, this is what well do

. Youll leave for the village with Mary tomorrow. I will take


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care of her and the baby. When the time is right, I will come

for the baby. Please, Michelle must not know about this.

Mama: (shocked. Mary is, too.) What What are you saying Mike?

Please tell me I didnt hear you well.. You want to drive yourwife and baby away, the blessing you have been waiting for?

(She jumps up agitated) For what? Eh? For what? For that

barren woman? Oh, God help me. Help me.

Mike: Mama, calm down I will compensate Mary Ill give her

money to start some small business but I can never marry her.

I love my wife. Michelle is my wife. I will tell her when the

time is right. Then, together we will come for the child.

Please, let this be the end of this matter.

(Mary starts to cry. Mike gets up to go and hears Michelles

car. He runs to the window and runs back to begin to usher

Mary and Mama from the room.)

Mike: Please, you must go to your room now. Please, Mama, get up

and go.

Mama: Sit down, Mary.

(Michelle opens the door and walks in. Every one freezes)

Michelle: (Looking at them all) Whats going on here? (Silence) Mike?

What going on?

Mama: (Jumping up, turns to Michelle] Hey! May God help you. Mrs.

Fine Madam, your time in this house is over. Your ..

Mike: (cuts in quickly). Michelle, dont believe a word she says, its

all a pack of lies. Come, come, lets go in (goes to take

Michelles hand but Michelle does not yield)

Michelle: No, Im getting to the bottom of this.


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Mama: I say you are not madam anymore. (Pointing to Mary) This is

the new madam. You want to know why? (Smiling)

Because she is pregnant and (pointing to Mike) that

man is the father of the child!

Michelle: (Stunned, looks at Mike) Mike? Is it true?

Mike: I told you not to listen to her. I havent had anything to do

with that girl.

Mary: (wailing) E do. O. E do. E dey comot for office come do. Oh, oh,

wetin I go tell my papa?

Mama: Shut up, girl. (turning to Michelle) Now, you see that you cant

continue to stay here. You know now that you are barren.

Michelle: (snapping out of the shock) You . You, witch. This is what

youve been scheming all along, not so? But you are in for the

surprise of your life ..all of you.

Mama: Who are you calling a witch?

Mike: Michelle, please, I can explain.

Michelle: Explain what? That you took you mothers maid to

where exactly did you do this thing, Mike? (raising her voice)

Where? In our bed? Mike in our bed? You couldnt use your

mothers? She would have agreed gladly. .. You know

something? You are a real traitor. I will never forgive

you for betraying me like this.

(turning to Mama)

As for you. This house is partly mine. You have come into my

house and hurt me. Now, you will pack your things and take

yourself and your maid out of here. You have ten minutes

before I call the police.


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Mary: Eh? Police? A beg o. I go go. I go go.

(she runs out of the room)

Mama: (Facing Mike) You are not talking, eh? You allow this

.thisthing that is not even a woman to drive your

mother out of the house? After all I have done for you?

(She starts to cry) When your father died, I suffered to raise

you properly. Now, you slap me in the face like this. For who,

eh? For that? (looking at Michelle disdainfully)

Mike: (to Mama) Please, just go. You have ruined my life.

Mama: Okay. I will go. Dont call me Mama again, do you hear? And

when I die, dont come to my funeral.

(Mike slumps into a chair and covers his face. Michelle walks

to the bedroom. She stands looking at the bed and slumps to

the floor, weeping. Then, she reaches into her bag for her

phone and calls Yemisi.]

Michelle: Hello . Hello .. Its Michelle, Yemisi

Michelle: Yes, Im crying. What you suspected has happened. Mary is

pregnant with Mikes child. (She begins to howl) And you tell

me Im not barren. (She continues to cry).

Michelle: No, theres no need for you to come, really. After all this? I

gave them ten minutes to leave or face the police .Then I came

in here. Wait. (She listens to sounds coming from the

living room) I think they are gone.

Michelle: I dont know, Yemisi. I dont know and I dont care. He can

drop dead for all I care.

Michelle: God knows I mean it. Do you know where he was doing it all

the time? In our bed, Yemisi. Our bed (crying badly again)


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Michelle: From work while I was out and back again to the office.

Michelle: No, no. Really, Im fine. Ill come. Tomorrow. When you close

from work. Yeah thanks.

(She gets off the phone but is still on floor, head buried in her

laps.)

ACT THREE

SCENE 1

Characters:

Michelle

Yemisi

Yemisis flat. Michelle knocks.

Yemisi: Yes?

Michelle: Its me----Michelle.

(Door opens. They hug and go in. Michelle sprawls on the

couch. Yemisi sits opposite.)

Yemisi: How has it been?

Michelle: The pain?


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(Yemisi nods)

Michelle: Worse than anything you can imagine . I keep wondering

what I could have done to stop it from happening . He used

to tell me I was enough for him (She jumps up. Takes a deepbreath, talking to herself and pacing up and down).

Michelle: (slowly) I am . NOT going to cry. Mike is not worth it.

Yemisi: (goes to her ) Michelle .. You are trying too hard. Let it

go. Talk to me. Cry if you feel like. Im your friend.

Michelle: (starts to cry) He said he loved me and yet got so intimate with

that woman in our bed. What kind of beast is this

man, eh? A despicable beast. (Silence)

He says he did it for me. He did it for poor Michelle. Who is

still barren at 35?

Yemisi: I am 35 and havent been married. What would you have me

say?

(Michelle looks at Yemisi)

Michelle: You know, I never thought Id envy you.

Yemisi: Envy me! Whats there to envy?

Michelle: Your singleness. I used to wonder how you could enjoy living

alone.Now, I wish Id never married.

Yemisi: You are wrong, you know. I dont enjoy living alone and I really

want to get married.

Michelle: You could have done so last year. That guy seemed quite okay

to me. He was even your church member.


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Yemisi: I told you why. He wasnt the one for me. I prayed for some

time with others and I knew I had to let him go because God

sees that which I cannot see.

Michelle: But He hasnt sent another?

Yemisi: He will.

Michelle: You are not at all bothered? . Not that you are missing any

thing.Theres nothing in marriage except heartache. All men

are rats.

Yemisi: (Smiles) Thats why I want to be sure . It isnt that Im not

bothered. I get plenty bothered. My parents constantly

remind me that Im getting old. Demon voices tell me that no

man is going to want an old maid like me But I choose to

see myself as Jesus sees me. I define myself by who I am in

Him.

Michelle: (Stares) You know, I think thats another thing I envy you for.

Your contentment.

Yemisi: You dont have to. You know what to do. Ive told you timeand again.

Michelle: (Slowly) Give my life to Jesus.

Yemisi: Are you ready now to do it?

Michelle: Right now? I I dont think Im ready.

Yemisi: Remember Hes the only anchor in this stormy life.

Michelle: (nods)

Yemisi: Have a drink. (They go to the kitchen)

Hows Cat? I saw her and her friend this afternoon. Looks like

its serious between them.


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Michelle: I think so. Theyve helped each other a lot. Did I tell you hes

my new gardener?

Yemisi: Oh, Michelle. Thats really noble of you.

Michelle: Oh, he does the job well. Much better than that they lazy

drunk I used to have.

Yemisi: Thats good . Michelle ..

Michelle: Hmnn?

Yemisi: You need Godly counseling to see you through this period.

Michelle: (Shrugs)

Yemisi: You are so hurt that you are going to do things which you will

regret in the future. Marriage is a good thing. Lets save your

marriage.

(Silence)

Michelle: So who do you advise?

Yemisi: My Pastor. Let me make an appointment for you.

Michelle: Okay.

Yemisi: (hugging Michelle) It will be Okay, I promise.

Michelle: Thank you. I dont know what Id do without you.

(They hug again.)

SCENE 2


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Characters:

Michelle

Mike

The Uzos living room. Michelle is tucked up for the night on the couch. Mike

comes out of the bedroom and sits on the couch beside Michelle.

Mike: Michelle?

Michelle: What is it?

Mike: Please come to bed. Youve been sleeping here a whole week.

Isnt it enough?

Michelle: (doesnt answer)

Mike: You said you couldnt stand the bed. I moved it out and got a

new one in. Why are you still doing this?

Michelle: (angry) If you think its just the physical bed, then you are

more heartless than I thought.

Mike: Michelle, Ive begged and begged you . I dont know what

to do. ....Ive told you it had nothing to do with my feelings

for you .. It wasnt even love making. It was just sex.

Michelle: And you didnt enjoy it at all?

Mike: It was just a means to an end. I did it for you.

Michelle: (angry) Do you know how bad you make things by repeating

that? Do you think that Im a fool?

Mike: (Silence) . I really did think it was a way out of our

problem.


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Michelle: Hmnn Your kindness blows my mind.

Mike: Michelle, please, dont be like this. Im really sorry. You have

no idea of what Im going through.

Michelle: (raising her voice) YOU have no idea of what YOU have put me

through!

(Silence)

Mike: I miss you

(Silence)

Michelle: I need time to sort myself out. Theres a lot of anger and hurt

in me.

Ive agreed to see Yemisis Pastor for counseling.

Mike: When do you start?

Michelle: Tomorrow.

Mike: Do you think that will do it?

Michelle: (crossly) How do I know? ..But I do know that I need help.

Its either that or ..divorce.

Mike: Please, Michelle, not that. We can get over this thing.

Michelle: Dont they say the one who poos by the roadside forgets but

the one who steps into it doesnt?

(Silence)

Michelle: Go to bed, Mike. I dont want a divorce myself. Thats why am

going for the counseling.

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Mike: Okay I love you.


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Michelle: Goodnight .(shut her eyes)

Mike: (looks sadly at her and gets up. He goes back to the bedroom)

SCENE 3

Characters:

Pastor

Yemisi

Pastors Secretary

Cleaner

Church compound. Cleaner is sweeping. Michelle walks in and asks the cleaner

the way to the Pastors office.

Michelle: Good morning.

Cleaner: Good morning.

Michelle: Im here to see the Pastor. Can you show me the way to his

office?

Cleaner: Just climb the stairs to the first floor. The office is there.

Michelle: Has he come?

Cleaner: Yes, hes there.


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Michelle: Thank you. (Moves off. Cleaner goes back to sweeping)

Secretarys Office

Michelle: Good morning. Id like to see the Pastor please.

Sec: Please sit down. Ill tell him you are here. Whats your name?

Michelle: Michelle Uzo.

Sec: Just a moment. (She buzzes the Pastor)

Sec: Someone is here to see you, Sir. Michelle Uzo

Okay, Sir (drops the phone)

Sec: (To Michelle) You can go in.

Michelle: Thank You. (Moves in to the Pastors office)

Michelle: (to pastor) Good morning. Im Michelle Uzo. My friend, Yemisi

booked the appointment.

Pastor: Yes, I know. Sit down, please.

(Michelle sits)

Michelle: Well, its like this. Ive been married for five years. Im barren.

A few weeks ago, I found out that my husband got the girl

who came in to our home as his mothers maid pregnant. Im

extremely angry and hurt and Yemisi thought I should come to

you for counseling.

Pastor: Im glad youve come Im really sorry about your pain

but you are not barren.

Michelle: Oh, please. Im tired of hearing that. Lets call a spade, a

spade.


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Pastor: You need to understand something. . Only God can help

you out of all your troubles. And for that to happen, you need

to agree with Him.

Michelle: What does that mean?

Pastor: This is what it means. God works by His spoken word. He

made the world by His spoken word and has sustained it by His

word. Things work out in the lives of Gods children when they

uphold Gods word no matter what the situation says.

Michelle: Oh .. Okay. I think I get it.

Pastor: (looking at her) The question then is, are you Gods child?

Michelle: I should imagine so. Wasnt I created by God?

Pastor: Yes. But it doesnt end there. God created each of us with the

freedom to choose between good and bad, between Him and

Satan. You only become His when you make a deliberate

decision to hand over your life to God to control. Have you

ever made such a decision?

Michelle: No. But I try to live a good life. I try to be good to others. Isnt

that choosing good over evil?

Pastor: Yes. But God is so loving that He wont force His control over

your life unless you willingly ask Him to. Do you want to do

that?

Michelle: Well Yemisi has been talking to me about it .. Let

me ask a question. If God is so loving, why is there so much

pain and misery even in the lives of those you call Gods

children, like Yemisi?

Pastor: Is Yemisi miserable?


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Michelle: Well, no. But its not as if everything is fine in her life.

Pastor: Exactly. Not everything is fine in her life right now but she

knows they will be because Gods word says so. Thats why

Yemisi is not miserable.

Michelle: So being Gods child does not exempt one from lifes troubles?

Pastor: No. As a matter of fact, Gods children face more challenges

than others because they stand for Gods ways. The world

does not like Gods ways. But God helps His own to overcome

all things.

Michelle: At least, thats honest ..So ,if I give my life to God right

now, Ill get over this pain?

Pastor: Thats a promise.

(Silence)

Michelle: Okay, Ill do it. I think am ready now.

Pastor: First of all, you must acknowledge the fact that you are a

sinner and ask for Gods forgiveness. Do you agree with that?

Michelle: Yes. Nobody is perfect. I know Ive done some bad things.

Pastor: Good. What do you know about Jesus?

Michelle: I believe what the Bible says. I go to church, you know.

Pastor: I know, but this is about you; your personal belief.

Michelle: Okay. I believe that He is the Son of God, that He truly walked

the earth and died for the sins of the world. The Bible says

theres eternal life through Jesus.

Pastor: Praise God. So, it shouldnt be hard for you to ask Him to be

Lord of your life?


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Michelle: (shakes her head in no)

Pastor: Okay. Lets pray. Repeat this prayer: Father, I have sinned. I

ask through Jesus, Your son, that you forgive me. I hand over

my life to you and I thank You. Amen

Michelle: (repeats prayer)

Pastor: You are a born-again child of God now.

Michelle: Just like that?

Pastor: Just like that. You believe it, you confess it and then you begin

to live it based on Gods word, the Bible.

Michelle: (nods)

Pastor: That means you must read your Bible every day. Its very

important to go to church also. Mix with other Christians

because that is your family in God.

Michelle: (nods)

Pastor: About what has happened to you, the starting point to

overcoming the pain is forgiveness. In the book of Matthew

6:12. Jesus taught us to forgive others even as He forgives us.

Michelle: I know. Its just that its so hard. I cant go beyond the pain.

. The picture of him and the woman dances before me

always. Its like a knife has been thrust into me again and

again and again.

Pastor: Im so sorry . God knows your pain. Hes waiting to heal

those wounds if only you are willing.

Michelle: Willing to do what?

Pastor: To forgive. Im sorry to tell you that until you forgive those

who have wronged you, your life remains bitter. You lose out


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on all Gods blessings in this life and all life after death..

Think about it.

(Silence. Then Michelle starts to cry)

Michelle: (crying) oh, God, help me. (Still crying)

Michelle: I only have to be willing?

Pastor: Yes.

Michelle: Okay ..I am. (Speaking with conviction)

Pastor: God bless you. (He begins to pray for her)

Father, please take the unforgiveness out of Your daughter and

give her Your peace in Jesus name. Amen.

Pastor: How do you feel now?

Michelle: (considering) Hmnn .kind of relieved.

Pastor: Yes. You are relieved. I am very happy and I know Jesus is.

Michelle: Thank you. Thank you very much.

Pastor: You must try to show your forgiveness in practical ways. Try to

be nice to those who have hurt you. Its difficult but

remember you are not doing it alone. The God of all powers is

in you and with you. You can do it.

Michelle: I believe you. I can do it. I shall do it.

Pastor: Good. Thats the first step. Your counseling is not over. Come

back this time next week.

Michelle: (Smiling and getting up) I will. Thank you so much.

Pastor: Thank God.

Michelle: Next week.


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Pastor: Yes. God bless you. (Michelle goes.)

SCENE 4

Characters:

Michelle

Cat

Chris

Michelles living room. Michelle and Cat are watching T.V Chris is working

outside.

Cat: Look at that!

(They look and laugh at whats on T.V, a family comedy)

Cat: How nice. Family life can be interesting.

Michelle: Hmnn..when there isnt trouble.

(Silence)

Cat: I hope you dont mind my asking but doesnt it break your

heart the way your husband is these days? Like hes ill or

something? .And always hes in the bedroom.

Michelle: I know Im working on it. At least, weve been eating

together again.


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Cat: The hurt is going away?

Michelle: Yes, but slowly. Every day the pains comes, I give it to Jesus

and thank Him for being my burden bearer. It works. I dont

feel that all-consuming anger anymore.

Cat: Im glad. You had a good thing going and Im glad its coming

back. . I wish my mum and I had this kind of counseling

..(She lets out a long breath.) . All those wasted

years.

Michelle: Still,you are okay now and making up for those years.

Cat: (Smiling) Mums amazing. Shes so sweet now and really loves

Chris. Who would have thought she had such goodness in her?

(Chris knocks at that moment. Cat opens the door.)

Cat: Chris.

Chris: Good afternoon, Mrs Uzo.

Michelle: Good afternoon, Chris. How are you?

Chris: Good

Michelle: And Mama A? How is her garden?

Chris: Great. Everything is great for once. Mama A cant get over

your giving your boys quarter to us, all furnished too. She says

you are an angel and you shall have the first produce of her

garden.

Michelle: (Laughing) Isnt that nice? Anyway, you guys are great, too.

Michelle: (Looking at Cat) I think I need to go in for awhile.

Cat: No, no. Were going outside to talk.


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Michelle: Stop it, Cat. You live here. Its your home. So, receive your

visitor properly please. Besides, I would have thought youd be

happy for me to go to Mike.

Cat: (Surprised & delighted) Oh, is that where you were going?Please, please go.

Michelle: (Smiling) Alright. See you guys later.

(She goes to the bedroom. Chris and Cat sit down)

Chris: Its cool that things are working out for them.

Cat: And for us too.

Chris: Yeah.

Cat: What is it?

Chris: What do you mean?

Cat: Just the way you said yeah, like you know you didnt

quite mean it?

Chris: No, Im cool. Everything is cool..its just that .. well, Ivealways wondered if my parents ever loved me. My father, he

must have looked forward to having me, dont you think? I

mean before I came out and he saw my deformed person?

Cat: (Moves close to him and hold his hand) Oh, Chris

Chris: And mother, she definitely must have loved me, dont you

think so? She kept me for a whole year. Maybe she would

have kept me all through if she was able to.

Cat: I believe so. She dropped you where you had a chance, no

matter how small, to live.

Chris: (bitterly) Some life!


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Cat: Chris, you are a strong person. Youve survived that terrible

beginning. You must stop looking back. Look to the future

our future.. You are very much wanted now.

Chris: (Looking at her) You are right. It was the luckiest day in my lifewhen I snatched your bag.

Cat: You (pounding him playfully on the back)

SCENE 5

Characters:-

Michelle

Pastor

Pastor Sec.

Pastors office. Michelle walks in.

Michelle: (to Sec.) Good morning.

Sec.: Good morning.

Michelle: Can I see the Pastor?

Sec.: Let me check with him.

Sec.: Your ten Oclock appointment is here Sir.

Sec.: Yes, Sir. (Replaces the phone)

Sec.: (to Michelle) Please go in.

Michelle: Thank you.

(Michelle goes in)

Michelle: Good morning.


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Pastor: Good morning. Please sit down. How are you today?

Michelle: Much better, thank you.

Pastor: How are things between you and your husband?

Michelle: Better.

Pastor: Are things back to normal?

Michelle: Some things.. Were eating together..talking some

..(Eyes downward) Im still sleeping on the living room couch.

Pastor: Let me ask you a question, if you were the one who had

offended, how would you feel to be treated the way you are

treating your husband?

Michelle: (shrugs)

Pastor: Your forgiveness toward your husband is not complete until

you cross that bridge.

Michelle: I know.

Pastor: Youve got to try. The Bible warns married people not toexpose themselves to temptation by withholding oneself from

ones spouse. You are creating a very dangerous situation for

your marriage.

Michelle: Even when I didnt withhold myself, did he not mess up?

Pastor: Would you like it to happen again?

Michelle: (doesnt answer)

Pastor: Deep inside you still love your husband otherwise you wont

be here.

Michelle: (nods)


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Pastor: Your marriage can be sweet again. Jesus wants that for you.

But you must do your part. Give in to Gods word and God will

do the rest. Remember, you are not doing it alone.

Michelle: I will. Ill do it tonight.

Pastor: (Picking up a book) I want you to have this. Its a devotional. It

will help you in the study of the Bible.

Michelle: Thank you. Youve been so good to me.

Pastor: Thank God. Id like to see you a week from today alright?

Michelle: Yes. Thanks again. I really appreciate everything. (Gets up)

Michelle: Bye.

Pastor: Bye.

SCENE 6

Characters:

Cat

Vera

Veras kitchen. Cat & Vera are cooking.

Cat: So she went like this (she demonstrates the squat) And the

trousers just went abahsplit right down the middle at

back.


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(They laugh and laugh)

Vera: That will teach her not to wear skin tight trousers.

Cat: Hmnn.

(They keep cooking)

Vera: So have you decided?

Cat: What?

Vera: Moving back home.

Cat: Mum Its the first time weve been this close I dont

want things to go bad again.

Vera: They wont. You know why? Because we know who we really

are. We are in touch with our real selves and our real selves

are not the monsters we projected.

Cat: Well.I dont know

VERA: You dont want to move far from Chris?. You know, its not

very healthy that you two live in the same compound. A littledistance can make your relationship sweeter and besides,

Chris is welcome here anytime. You know that.

Cat: Its not just Chris. You know Michelle is going through a bad

patch.

Vera: But you said things are improving.

Cat: Yes. But I feel I shouldnt leave just yet.

Vera: I understand. Michelle was there when you needed her.

Cat: (nods)


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Vera: But leaving her alone with her husband will push them closer,

dont you see?

Cat: You are probably right. (thoughtfully) I think you are right.

Vera: (smiling) In that case, should I begin to tidy up your room?

Cat: (smiling) I think so.

Vera: (hugging Cat) It will great this time. I promise.

Cat: (nods and hugs back)

(Vera moves to check on the food. She tastes it.)

Vera: This is ready for us.

Cat: Right. Im starving.

(They dish for themselves, carry the plates to the table and

start to eat.)

Vera: So, Mama A is selling nuts now?

Cat: Hmnn.Chris says they are beginning to save money.

Vera: Im so glad for them. You wont know that they are not related

to look at them.

Cat: Chris wants to take a course in information technology when

hes save enough.

Vera: How wonderful! ..Will he let me help?

Cat: No, no, Mum. This is for his self-respect.

Vera: Why, he needs help.

Cat: I know. Maybe if you offered it as a loan, but, dont do it

until later.


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Vera: Agreed.

Vera: (Waves the thanks off)

(They eat in silence for a while)

Vera: You know, this year has been my year for growing up.. in my

decision to respect my person, our relationship, knowing

people like the Uzos and Chris and Mama A. Especially Chris

and Mama A.

Cat: I feel the same way.

Vera: It makes me want to ask people, who are you? Who are you,

really?..... I think of Chris and Mama A and all theyve been

through and what they are making of the first break theyve

had in life. Who would have thought that a beggar and a thief

would have such sterling qualities? ..On the other hand, I

can name a few some bodies, those people that society

respects because of their birth, or money or education or

position .. I can name a few who are really nothing but trash

because of what is inside them.

Cat: I know Mum. I agreed with you totally.

SCENE 7

Characters:-

Michelle

Pastor


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Pastors office. Michelle and Pastor are in counseling.

Michelle: This one just seems so big. Everything that is good sense says

not to do it. Yet, I feel this pull at my heart. What should I do?

Pastor: It would be a wonderful thing to do. That is if youll be able to

love the child as you own.

Michelle: Yes, thats my biggest problem .. I dont know why Im bar ..

(Raising her hand) You dont have to say it .Im not barren.

Still I dont know why my children havent come .. I

wasnt promiscuous .

Mike was my first real boyfriend. Okay, we had pre-marital sex

but I never did abortion because I never got pregnant. Maybe

God is punishing me for the pre-marital sex? Is that it, Pastor?

Pastor: In truth, I dont know. I do know that God is not vindictive but

every sin carries a consequence. Its a spiritual law. But then, I

know people who were virgins till marriage whose blessings of

children were delayed. They held on to Gods word and God

didnt fail them.

Michelle: So, you are positive that mine will come.

Pastor: Quite. Especially now that you are a child of God and seeking

to please Him.

Michelle: Another thing bothering me about this thing is this: I sincerely

believe that Ive forgiven my mother-in-law and Mary. If I take

the child I would want it understood that the child is mine.

They can visit once in a while, not to stay. Just a little visit. Is

that mean of me?

Pastor: No. You would be within your rights.

Michelle: So, you think I should go for it?


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Mike

Their bedroom. Mike is in the bathroom. Michelle comes into the bedroom with

two mugs of coffee.

Michelle: Mike are you still in there? .Mr. Vanity.

Mike: (comes out in bathrobe) Just trying to look nice for my wife.

Michelle: You are too kind. Here. (hands over a coffee mug)

Mike: Thanks.

Michelle: Come. Sit for a moment. I have a little talk.

Mike: (alarmed) What is it?

Michelle: (smiles) Relax. Everything is fine.

Mike: Right. (He sits beside her on the bed)

Michelle: I think I would have to adopt Marys baby.

Mike: (surprised, turns to face her) Michelle please, you dont have

to do that, Ive caused you enough pain.

Michelle: Its okay. I want to do it. The child is yours. I dont want him

or her growing up with the kind of insecurities that Catherine

had. Besides, whether I like it or not, the child will be there.

Its better to take her in as my own.

Mike: (unbelieving. He slips to his knees)

Mike: I dont deserve you, Michelle. Thank you, thank you, Michelle.

I will never forget this.

Michelle: (pulling him up) All the thanks must go to Jesus. I would never

have done any of it by my puny strength.

Mike: You know I would like to meet this Yemisis Pastor.


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Michelle: (give a big smile) It can be arranged. (after a moment.)

Michelle: Mike, taking the baby does not mean the mother or Mama

must come.

Mike: I dont want them to come.

Michelle: They can come once in a while but not to stay.

Mike: I agree. Look Michelle. This house is all yours. I am all yours.

And that is how it will remain. I promise.

(Michelle is moved)

Michelle: Thank you, Mike. Thank youId best see to your breakfast.

[Michelle leaves.]

Mike: (In wonder) What a wife! What a wife!

SCENE 9

Characters:-

Michelle

Cat

Michelles kitchen. Theyre drinking orange ju

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