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Burnhamdonkey derby programme

The Beer & Tea tent will be open in

the afternoon, so why not relax with a nice cuppa or a

beer, listen to the music and watch

the world go by...

12.00 OPENING of sideshows, Food stalls, Beer/Tea Tent and funfair

12.20 WELCOME by Neil Smith President of the Rotary Club

of Burnham Beeches and OFFICIAL OPENING by

Kathy Crichlow-Smith – 5 time Paralympic Archer.

12.35 GYMNASTICS DISPLAY by Burnham Gymnastics Club

1.00 RACE 1 GRASSBOX GALLOP

1.20 RACE 2 THE ADELAIDE GARDINER CHASE

1.40 ARCHERY DISPLAY by SportsAble

2.05 RACE 3 THE STRESS CHASE

2.25 POP GOES THE CHOIR singing for you

3.00 RACE 4 THE ODDS FARM PARK CHASE

3.20 RACE 5 THE BURNHAM EMPORIUM STAKES

3.45 VOLLEYBALL DEMONSTRATION by SportsAble

4.15 RACE 6 THE BURNHAM EMPORIUM STAKES

4.35 RACE 7 THE PALMERS ARMS ‘STEAKS’

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You can back any one of these donkeys to win at the Tote Tent for 50p per ticket. Prize for winning donkey sponsor.

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SILLY ASS Pat Brining By Lone Ranger out of Starting Gate

GREMLINS George Chapman By Exorcist out of Haunted House

MOUSSAKA Helen Read By Epicurus out of Microwave

GRAND SLAM Ashlyn Smith By Bridge Player out of Top Hand

MALLARD IMAGINAIRE John Senior By Creative Thinking out of Duck Pond

THREE WOOD Ray Dance By Eternal Optimist out of Golf Bag

NED KELLY Alan French By Tin Opener out of Steel Helmet

GRASSBOX GARDEN MACHINERY

THE GRASSBOX GALLOP

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Entrance to Burnham Park car park from Priory Road,

Burnham, SL1 7DR

From Maidenhead Bridge go along the A4 Bath Road towards Slough. Keep on the A4 through the Sainsbury roundabout and turn left at the next traffic lights into Huntercoombe Lane North, then at the T junction turn right into Priory Road where the entrance to the Donkey Derby is 200 metres on the left.

From Slough go along the A4 Bath road towards Maidenhead. Turn right on to Burnham Lane then turn left to stay on Burnham Lane. At the junction turn left on to Hogfair Lane/Priory Road. The entrance to the Donkey Derby is at the roundabout at the end of Priory Road.

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DONKEYSAURUS Michael Mills By Indiana Jones out of Jurassic Park

LOAD OF COBRAS Ian Griffith By Snake Charmer out Wicker Basket

TROTTERS Malcolm Hones By Reliant Robin out of East Ham

MAYFLOWER John Stafford By Pilgrim Fathers out of Plymouth

SPIDERMAN Clive Walker By Cunning Plan out of World Wide Web

HORSE LAUGH Tom Scharff By Last Home out of Sense of Humour

SPACESHIP Tony Jones By NASA out of Cape Canaveral

STRESS UK LTD

THE STRESS CHASE

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EYES WIDE SHUT Colin Gash By Short-Sighted out of Specsavers

TROJAN DONKEY Geoff Howard By Greek Warriors out of Troy

VICTOR HUGO Ann Smith Les Miserables out of West End Theatre

FLAT OUT Keith Thomas By Horizontal out of Hard Night

RACING CERTAINTY Michael Holehouse By Odds-On out of Cock-Eyed Optimism

LES ROSBIFS Paulann Walker By Frog-Envy out of One Thousand Years

WEAR THE FOX HAT James Watts By Royal Visit out of Coonawarra

ODDS FARM PARK

THE ODDS FARM PARK CHASE

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Donkey Derby

Competitionpages

with prizes to be won!THREE BOTTLES

OF SPARKLING

WINE

MEALS AT THEPALMER ARMS,

DORNEY AND THE PINEAPPLE, DORNEY

THREE £10 BOOK

VOUCHERS

Take up the Spot-the-Ad Challenge and win a meal for four at The Palmer Arms, Dorney with a bottle of house

wine, or Sunday lunch for four with a complimentary bottle of red or white house wine (valid until

01/05/2015) at The Pineapple, Dorney. See page 16.

Su Doku Competiton. Solve the puzzles and you could be celebrating with a bottle of sparkling cava.

The three best entries in the Children’s Colouring Competition will each win a book voucher. See page 19.

So don’t delay – solve the puzzles and bring your entries with you

to the Donkey Derby!!

Solve the puzzles and competitions on the following pages, tear out your completed entries and put them in the Rotary Competitions Box by the Tote

Tent at the Donkey Derby on Saturday 24th May BEFORE 2 p.m.

good luck!

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Identify the ten ads below and win a meal for four at EITHER The Palmers Arms or The Pineapple, Dorney.

See page 15 for more detail on what is on offer.

Pictured below are parts of ten adverts in this programme.Write the names of each of these ads in spaces below and place this form in

the box in the Competitions Tent at the Donkey Derby before 2pm.

The FIRST correct entry opened will receive a voucher for the venue of his/her choice. The SECOND correct entry opened will

receive a voucher for the other meal venue.

Please enter your details below:

Name:

Address:

Tel:

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Su dokuCompetition

Complete all three Su Doku puzzles and place this sheet in the box in the Competitions Tent at the Donkey Derby before 2 p.m.

The first THREE correct entries drawn from the box will each win a bottle of sparkling cava.

Don’t forget to write your name and address below:

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Can you spot the 10 differences above?Circle all the ones you can find!

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colouring in competiton

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AWFUL TRAGEDY Mark Hodges By Dry Pub out of Real Ale

EARLY SHOWER Michael Murphy By Footballer out of Red Card

RABBITING ON Beryl Senior By Mother Bunny out of Hutch

GOLF BALL Caroline Thomas By Fearsome Slice out of Bounds

BOOKIE BASHER Tijani Ikhilor By Race Winner out of Betting Fix

BLOODY TOWER Austin Smith By Bad Language out of Beefeater

CALAMITY JANE Mark Thomas By Stagecoach out of Wild West

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WELL OILED Chorus Nyamakunda By Drilling Rig out of North Sea

HOLIDAY MAKER Wendy Jones By Mule Train out of Costa Packet

PAINTING BY NUMBERS Shirley Teale By Picasso out of Spanish Joker

CLEO PATRA Marcia Chapman

By Camel Train out of Cairo Station

ARABIAN KNIGHT Glynne Greenough

By Ship of the Desert out of Akaba

HAPPY HOUR Stewart Smith By Jolly Drinkers out of Thirsty Business

FLIGHT OF PIGS Kirsten Bennet By Dreamer out of Optimism

SOUTH BUCKS BRIDGE CENTRE

THE BRIDGE STAKES

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BOADICEA Frances Watts By Fast Chariot out of Colchester

CLAPPED OUT Keith Greenough By Gym Training out of Lack of Fitness

FAST FORWARD Gwen Powell By Lady Driver out of Slow Lane

IRISH STEW Frances Murphy

By Belfast Policeman out of Law and Order

ISLE OF MAN Mike Brining By Fast Ferry out of Liverpool

DEAD CERT Manish Kabra By Tipster out of Donkey’s Mouth

MY ROUND Neil Smith By President out of Generosity

THE PALMERS ARMS

THE PALMERS ARMS ‘STEAKS’

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