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BUMBLERS, MARTINETS, AND PROS
The playwright George Bernard Shaw provided us with the memorable definition, “Those
who can do. Those who can't teach.” The film director Woody Allen took the definition one
step farther, “Those who can't teach, teach phys ed.” At one time or another, most of us have
suffered these truisms. We've all encountered teachers who fit Shaw's definition, as well as
some who manage to do their jobs successfully, even cheerfully. Overall, most teachers fit into
one of three categories: Bumblers, Martinets, and Pros.
Every student gets a Bumbler at least once. She's the teacher who trips over the doorjamb
as she makes her first entrance. She looks permanently flustered, can't find her lesson plan, and
dithers as she scrambles through her mess of books and papers. The Bumbler can't handle the
simplest educational technologies: chalk self-destructs in her fingers, overhead projectors blow
up at her touch, and filmstrips snap if she so much as looks in their direction. Organization isn't
Ms. Bumbler's strong point, either. She drifts off in mid-sentence, eyes focused dreamily out the
window. Students can easily derail her with off-topic questions. She'll forget to collect
assignments or to give the test that everyone has studied for. The Bumbler is an amiable sort, but
her mind is on a perpetual boat to nowhere. Students can learn in her class, but only if they are
willing to take a great deal of initiative.
The Martinet is a harsh contrast to the Bumbler. Martinet was the name of a seventeenth-
century French general who invented a particularly nasty system of military drill. Thus, the word
itself has come to mean a srict disciplinarian, a stickler for the rules, a tough “drill sergeant.” As
a teacher, the Martinet is an uptight, rigid authoritrian who sends shivers down students' spines.
He rarely smiles, certainly not during the first month. His voice is harsh, biting, and he
specializes in the barbed response and the humiliating putdown. His classes unfold in a precise
and boring manner. Each minute is accounted for, as he scouts the room for any disruptive or
slumbering captive to be brought to heel. He tolerates no searching questions or interesting
digressions. His assignments are lengthy and tedious; his tests are notoriously fearsome. Instead
of the critical inquiry ino ideas, rote learning takes place in the Martinet's classroom. And it
takes place at the expense of the patience and self-esteem of his students.
Unlike the Martinet, the Professional creates a friendly, challenging classroom. Every once in
a while, a student is blessed with the teacher who can be described as a Professional. The Pro is
characterized by a genuine liking and respect for students and is motivated by enthusiasm for the
subject matter. This teacher is organized enough to present lessons clearly, but not so hidebound
as to cut off questions or the occasional excursion along an interesting sideroad of learning. The
Pro's classroom is relaxed, friendly, yet stimulating enough to keep students concentrating on the
task at hand. Assignments are designed to enhance learning; test are rigorous but fair. Landing
in the Pro's class is a stroke of luck. Such a teacher is a gift, for the Pro imparts the desire and
ability to learn to the students he or she encounters.
These characterizations of the Bumbler, the Martinet, and the Pro are, of course, extreme
portraits of some of the worst and best qualities a teacher can possess. Indeed, some teachers, in
Jekyll-and-Hyde fashion, display characteristics of two or more types,sometimes in a single class
period! In an ideal world and a perfect course, the student would be given a choice of instructors,
and the Pro is the best bet!