Xakeiefr

Central .&ve., •Hammonton, N. J.

Large assortment ofPalms. Ferns. House Plants,

__Jn Fresh Flowers, Wax, or Metal.

WATKIS&- NICHOLSON,• Florists and. Landscape Gardeners.

Phono 1-W

John Frasch, Jr.,Furnishing

—Ifadertakerand Embalmer

0 Twelttn St., between railroads.Local Phone 901. Bell47-D.

'The Egg Harbor team toflk flecondgume in the fcouuty .cbampibDshlp.TKeseries-is now a-lie, oud lbo final will beplayed in Hammontou Saturduyjiiest,Sept. 12in. ' ; ^ ' ' ' -

Beforu a large and excitqA crowd.ESR Harbor turned the cornplinaont ofdefeat io,Hanin)ODton.' The locals bittfi¥*air Kararaoa hod taore hits thanibu visitors. As our catcher did notplay up to his' usual standard, _h'e let in1J? <Lr.9 DJL.i!.!Lr.IfiS .PJSyMiBfc-jy^-.'--was struck, by the ball, and retired."They had"to~liurfn~acrtpplBdTBaD7-andthere were" twcTmor'u runs scored. Thegame was lost by poor catching.

Ib the" fmii^hTonPiez~maae-a-clettnBit, and stole second ; Slack knocked atwo-bagger and brought iu-Eiez, abdthe crowd got excited. ; W. Piez, thtihotue-run hitter, came Id tat, bat wasstruck out. "

ID the seventh, Slack drove oot a nice-ginglu, and gtolo cccoad-baBO ;i^Bog

CONTAINS HONEY 'AND TAR. '] CONFORMS TO NATIUNAI- I-UKC rvv*w MI.U UKUUCI UAWAn Improvement ovprlnanjr C6u8h.tuyitf and Bronchi^-Rerriedies,-becau9eTi^^ds]th;system of a cold by actfnfl as a cathartic on the bowels. Wo opiates. Guaranteed to slvattlat*ctlonorjnoT\eyrefunded^PreparedbyPINEULBMEDICINE CO.. CHICAGO. U. 9. /

bit tbu b u l l t o Fischer, who made anerror that advanced SUackv to_tblrd ;theu Anaelotv, the heavy bitter, landedon the ball, sent o(ft a two-bagger,andbringing in Slack and Rogers.

CONCEETEv

Building Blocks

Hpyt & Stan, Publishers. »••• IndependentPhono — So. 583 Terms, $1,25 per Tear; $1 in Atlantic flountvl

MakegTtVo.Bundles of

' WKeatOrowWhere butOne BundleGrew" Before

Getting a full crop-from a-fertiljzer

th too little J?ot-ash; is like getting

_ well by the doctor's ~ ,• prescription with its most important drug left out

..Most commercial fertilizers need more Potash to get all the-crop-profit.youare entitled 'to.: —,— — -*- — ——— ;

All arrangements for burials mode'and carefully executed.

!?.„ -infr. .jric^., .uui -viti^K^

lee Gream

.support behind the bat,j>od .Harn'mon-too lost lor tbat>ebeoD, thoufiti" wo OUl-batted Egg Harbor. The boys feelcertain that they will win the- countycbampiouebip, on next Saturday. Ouriboys ipaisted upon a vn;efr-day i^ami

Use a brand with at least 6 per cent of Potash^biit if your dealer does notkeep it, then mix 15 pounds of Muriate'of Potash with each loo pounds of yourfertilizer. That will raise wheat! Set clover, tool , . " • • ' . •

The proof will come next year in bigger crop, more profit. Potcah it profit.Buy^the Potash f i r s t . . - . . . •

Sen'd for pamphlet* containing ^xr^aboat toll. " ' ' •V crops, manure* %od tortillicrs. Mailed fret. • ' •

Chleairo-Monadnock Bnlldlng Atlanta. 0«.—1Z24 C«ndl«r Bulldlos

SMAITSBAKERY

DQ SOU, NOT KNOW?If yon do not, you can find out by a very

little iu-veatigation that

Is the very beat paintthat was ever used in Bpmmonton.

Tlii'.ru arc score* of buildings that jou"sec every day, ipniDt-ed with thel

Hammonton Paint olgbt to twelveyeuro ago, »nd looktig well

-- ut tbo i>ro«oiiL tlino.

m^K&*'s;| • * • • - • ;•

l\ l ' ; ' '!>**•», .•

•' Tho Hammoiiton Pulnt Is sold for leasthan any other Qrat^olaHii Paint. It baano equal, as it worUs noil, covers well,

aud wears well. Bold by

„ , JOS. I. TAYJAHlIloimo, Bicn and Cuulago Painter,

Becund and.Pleasant 8ts.,** Hitniinonton, N. J.

\pv;.vLlL-i;.;:-,

The Peoples Bank

K:.

. .• ,V' •

. . #1for- •••£•V~~ ••-••• -'..I

or

Hammonton, JN. J. i

Capital, . . . . . * , . 4150,000Surplus and Undivided

Profile,. ^28,000

Three per cent interest paidon time Depoints.

Safe Deposit Boxes for Rent

K. J, DYKKES, President.M. L. JAOICSON. Vloo-Prqs't.

W, B. TILTON, OosUlor.

DiiiKOTona11. J. Hyrnea M. L. JncktouC. F. Ouxood Oeorgo KlvlnaKlam Btooknoll Win. L. JllnokWPI. J. Bnilth J. (!. AniloroonBum') Aniiennn. W. U, Tllton

Single Comb White Leghorn EggsI(iitc'liliiK>

G. Solb, us .....Wagner, 3b.....Gnrnlcl),,lf

-G.z. c

Werner, cfThelluckor, p..

....0 0 10 0 «'.

....0 Q 3 1 0

..:.2 2 0 ' 1 O

6 5 27 -I 11 2 3 4 " 5 6 7 8 9

HnminoDton 1 I) 0 1 o 0 2 0 6—8KKIC Hurbor U 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 2 — 0Two buno blta.~Blaok, Bailey, Aagelow.

Ournleh.Stolen baHcn...Tbellncker,2; Oannlcli,5;

FleoUer. 1; O Hex,U; Bluet,).Struct out...Piez 5, Thellnokor JOPassed on bulls ..linllojr 2, Angelow 2

Opposite-PennarDepotand secured it. ^At a special meeting~oRhTTGISb7'lhK

wouk, Cbas. Slack was elected Captainin plticu of Bailu>.

Pies, andA1JTON PJEK,

Hnmmonton. N.-J,Breakfast^Elollff CONTRACTORJOS. R, IMHOFF

Led on biiBes... Hommonton 4. E Harbors. VUB«H bullH, 01T...W. 1'lrz 0; Tlilolucker 1Tlino olKiitue...! hrSO inln.

Umplre...Wllnon.

t®rLiatol uncalled-for lettern In tboHammonton'Post Office on Wednesday,Sept.. 2,1808:

MrH Tlinmiia Dorenntto Mnrln CuotrlllnJl iK.M Frry (iollnlHly niul Fryr.oll.lc Nordon Jue J Ullllpple'Jylin Yuebor

FOUEIUN -Cirmi'ln fjHUi Kruuce«co MlntlloEglxl Totxjuato

• PontoQH calling for any of tlio abovelotturi trill please utate that it lionboon udvortlnod.

CENTRAL CASH STORE IWe are now dolnj; business, aud

invlin you to cull nndinnpcot, our stuck of

Bluecitronl, l*uroOlive OH, Imported C|IOOMO,

aiul Mult MciitM. "Wo soil for Oxh only, nnd on Mm lowestposilblo niurKl", t l inruforii wu fi-ul mroour prli'CH uro rigdr, uu:l «n i ( | i i n l l t y will•nit. Hoping to uuivti J i m , wo uroUAKJ:K JIKOH , VHH

Il l l l l l lUDIltl l l l .

Hot Aii^and-Gasolene EDgines/ ' • ^^ ; • • ' .

Artesian Wells' ' * • • • • •. • v" . • i • .in il! Branches

\

,. 1 ' • •

Bellevue Avenue, Hammonton.BOTH PHONES

Lurpbitatrnln nXJh Unliti1!

. Cr«a«i«'ir, Full1 view Ave.,'i N, J.

want to accummoney? II

P ennsy Ivania - BailroadPersonaDv Conducted Excursions to

NIAGARA FALLSSeptember 1(5, 1908. ,

Round-trip llato $11, from HnmmontonTickotn Kood KOlng on regular tntlnn day baforo exclusion to Philadelphiaand Huoolnl Train of Pullman Parlor CUrd and Duy UoaalioH leaving Plilla-

8."0 a. in. on aboro Hatpa, ruiinliid via tboPloturoaquo Susqnohnnnn Volloy Route.

Tloketa good roiiirnlng on rcxulnr trains wltliln Hixtoon days Inoludlng. dutoof nxonrvioii, titop-olf wltliln limit ullmveil at I)nfl*Io, returning

IlliiBtrutod booklet aud full Information from Ticket A|rout«.

J. H. WOODPnimnii(£«!;

GKO. W. IIOYI).On>i'<rnl 1'aimnngnr Agent

PTJR3E ICE!/

Don't UHO Litko or Pond Fee. l

„ , ... Inhist upon having our Ice,

inm)c fmni IIiiuimonton'H pure nrtaniun woll water.

Hammotiton Ice Manufacturing Co.IQB BOIiD IN AWV QUANTITY.

To be seen at.tbe yarda ..'

CHAJBljESi Ei SBIALJL'S,' • Street. , . - \ . .

Samples at J, Br SMALL'S-—porrSecond Bt. and Bbllevue'Aver

SOLDINANYQUANTIT:Hammonton Concrete Co.

HAMMONTON 1ST. J., SEPTEMBER 12; 1908

Earaesis, Blankets,

""'• ~~- • TrdnKB, etc.

At L. W. COGLEY'S.

Hotel Hannnonton

___Zot-tiie-Best MealsOO TO . „

Cramer's Restaurant

Brooms\ , — • - - — • - ~ ~ • . - i **•. —... "p—rl

Next to Bank Bros. Building,' ! ~ Hamraonton:

Meals at All Hours.JEuH Meals 25 Cents

Are somewhat lower in price.Our assortment

is quite complete.

Good Oats/

Are very scarce this year. '

Jhuice Oysters and ClamsServed in all Styles.

Philadelphia Pure Ice Cream——-'28 cents a Quart. "FanjIllesServed wltlr Oysters and 'Ice Cream

on siiort notice. . Both Phones.

We have just received a'car

Clipped Oats.

ODE. J, .A..

"D(6ntMt7IJI3

.CoglayJBnHdinR,™^Han}niontonrN,J~

Colled together by Town Council,p.erhapB_a hundred voters met Thurs-day evening, in Bellevue Hall, ,toconsider appropriations for 1009.—Dr. Cubnlnghara was cbnirtnanW. B.Seeiy, secretary. .

The recommendationsof "Councilwere read, anil the following budgeiadoptedf-wlth little opposition :

Brqthers^tore

High waysTo buy gravel pits— •— — « , j ( j j iw* \ -*£>»vEj , , . . f m 3000Street Lights . . . . . . . . 3SOOPoor , . . . . - . . . 1000-Fire Department . . . . . , 2000

"Pa^ . • • - . . . . , . . . . . 5 0 0Memorial Day . . ' . . . . 50

-Board of Health .-.-.-. . .—GOO—A motion was made to appropriate

821(5, to buy the street sprinkler; butafter considerable debate It was voteddown. . .

Adjourned, ..—

'announce the opening of our "New ClothingDepartment,..--with.the production'of America'sbest cloths,, known the country over as the Hart-Schaffrier & Marx Cloths. ; ^ ""

JJ®" A-yeryMntereBtingHefiniB'tonrna-meat w.ns held at Mr. Jnslyn's court im

'tbcnUerbodp of Eagor~D'ay;—T0e~plav

The feature of the afternoon was" the"

Work—.'WOODCOAX.

If you want coal that will not clinker,."bat will give yon » soft white asb,

with Iota of heat,wo can supply you.

GET— '

THE BEST ROOFand. that Is

Oortright's Metal Shingles:t For wblch we are '*

Bole Agent for Hummcmton. .

They are Best and ChenpeBt

Wxn.BAKEB, Agent25 N. Third $t.. - Bommonton.

—~ They are fine !

ELVINS3; STORECor. Main Road

and Bellevuo

• Leave rauB ul rmy homo, 6r send by• Reading Uailrpad.

: yesterday."to-day,

to-morrow.-

^"lees accurate, play of tbeir opponents,

HammontorT*

Leonard's Butter-Bread•• ' . • cj

Hade with good, sweet butter,aod enclosed, in dusb and germ

proof~wrffppen—~ :—

^Costsuomore than naked bread-!'

GEO. A. BLAKE

Carpenter and Builder•• /Work Finished an per Agreement.Plans, blue prints, and estimates

furnished. Jobbing attended topromptly. Box 632. Local Phone 800.

Corner Beg Harbor Road andCherry Street, Hnmmontno.

tbejo88^l[a^eet. We would like to give'tri^'ffr^n'fTpbut Hpgcrrtu lu^lciptr. * ' '. ' ~~

BOOKS lately n tided to the Good-ReadloeLibrary : "Jack Spurlbck,JPrnc||gBl.l!_by-

•'Artof Wood Carving," Hodgson ; "Electric^IKi,f"r§lu'?eui.a," Trevert; "Janice Mere-1 . ^ , 'dith." Ford: "Tbe Blazed Trail." Whlto •

"The Young Explorer," -Tbo Youug Mirier,'1> -, - r -Alger; "The Big Hunters," Keid.

t^F A mapazioe, enclosed in a wrap.per, was received at this oflBce this

. Phill1pB-Co>SCHOOL SHOES

o junior memberof the flrdc; Oo the' last page_5/_ijja.'cWer7'Iie"ionB'd'*rtb'itr~ioteteBtlue invita-tion wrilton, the name and street meomit: "Miss J' - Z- - -, 0—

Street, Philadelphia. This isthe cirr that enclosed this 'book, Islooking for a husband. Please write assoon as you can. Send photo." Beinga married man, be hasn't answered it.

Officer Koy«or went to Pbiladel--pbia -yesterday -noon, with^requisittonpapers from two states, to take Cbas.Caoesso to . Muy's Landing. lie ischarged with picking Louia Tomusco'spockot of four hundred dollars, July16th. ._.. .

Copyright 1908 br: Hut Schiffner & Mara

REPOHT OF THE CONDITIONOF THE

Peoples Bank of Hammonton, N. J.At the olOBO of buslneaa on Hulurduy,

fioptembor Oth, 1008

UKSOUnCKS:Loann nml DteoountB $325010OverdrafU ,... 73 i

Fire InsuranceMONEY-

Mortgage Loans.Correspondence Solloltod .

for /•

Boyja and GirlsBnrtlott

Atlantic City,

SANITAEY MILK.... TWWInslow Dairy la furulsh-

liiK Iti pntrons with rulllcproduced under tlio mostimnltnry conditions. ; Kvuryprecaution In taken to Inniiro

oU>ai)llnoss.

A NEW BABNA. WBW- HEHD oir OATTWEJ

Dairy open for Inspection.

JHO Sntiitnry Milk, nnd Knowyou ore Getting tho Beat.

WM. II ROJIJNBON, Mnnngoj-Hell Phono 7-r,

IK' your biiHlncHH IH not wortliyou iihd Itcttor

It for Halo. ,

at

Banking IIOUBO, furulturu, eta 7000 ooOUior ro«l entute 805o ooUoudmuid Mortua^on.. 6398080Duo from otjicr llnnki, oto_ 33008 01Cimli ttnd cmli ltom» 18448 03Aoorucil Intercut, receivable 0080 Ol

MONFORT'Ss

Favorite Shoe Store

8018807 78I..IA1IIUTIK8:

tinpltulHloakpuldlu 86000000Hur|)lii(i 3oooo ooUudlvlilod pronu, IDHH oxpoimon H

nml Uix*« palil „ 13483 70Olio to oilier liiCnhn.tt'O H 0430 87Ulvltlunda uupuld , jy^ oo

Imllvlthml (lopoHliMoii tliuii 300301 04ImllvUtiml ileixiulm on duitmnd,..iB7400 00Uuiiinnd oortinautUHOf ilupoalt 7870Tlmci oorllllcivton <>rdo|H>nll !)Ii04o OOUortlCluil cheolcii 75 QQ

Aooruod l i i tuiunt nuyalilu , ' UBU Od

This organization, with the best journeyman-tailors-ar"their cominand, have made for us, this season, the 'best lot ofClothing we ever offered our friends. Every garment is allwool, perfect tailoring and correct style.

There are a lot of new fabrics, and the colors are variedand attractive. 'Browns are again a notable.feature ; tans,,

animal colors are very prr>minent-

HTATM OK N K W JKIIHKV.)1,'muuy ol AlhihUo, f

t. VVIlber II. TlHiiii, <>«liinr of tlio itliov'uniuni'il l lunlc, ild no l i i nn ly H\v«ur I l ia l (hitiiliovn i t iu l i i i i iuni . U irim, 10 thu bvill «r mykiinwlvtluouiiii l»«ll«r.-

WIMIIOI t It. TlI/r()N,'tM«lilor.Hnliwirlliod uiul nwoi n In hiirora mo

ll i loHih day of i-opti ml'f r. A.D. 1IHWWll . l . lAU Dl l lCIIKKI. j

OlI l l l i l lHnlul ln i ' ,if D.ii'dB. ,Current. At lnHt i '

Wu,,l , , llr.AOK, )HAM'I. A N D K I W D N , VDIrootorn.

Uko. KI.VIMH, ITlio IHrcmtnu l invu tl . lM ,),iy ilitnlurml 11 ncnll-

uniili.il d lv l i lnnd of (Ivo iiroonl, DiiyuliUton nml iiftiii'Tiivmlny, Out.

New models and new kinks; new ideas in, flaps anct.'pockets, and that sort of things. You will find jnst whatsuits you.

/ Your personal inspection will be greatly appreciated, as.this is very essential to properly appreciate the immense-collection-of fine cloths we are ofFering. •

Hart, Schaffner & Marx Suits for men .and young men, $18, $30, $28, and $25.' «

Men's and Young Men's Fine Suits at $5, #7.50, $8,a n d $1$. . . ; ' .

Bank BrothersHammotiton, Mf. J.

The Home of Hart, Schaffner & Utex Cloths.

. I.nuiU 1'liono /VUII'ulnlcna

1>K..I». IIOYM'ON

BEW^ISTl'» HullilliiK, JUiuiimonton,

i l l oumi 7.110 f« 11,1.0 » in.uiul ir i i in n.ini KI 7.(HI ji. ui.

Olll•

u"a

r A,u,nonift'

For Coughs, Colds, & Pulmonary Troubles\ Use Good Reliable Remedies.

Our Emulsion of God Liver Oiln i ^ wri u T,, ,, f |H" ()"p Wlltl

Oolorado White Pino Balaam wuu1 ' • • • IH oHcutlvo.

Tasteless Ood Liver Oil win, ciuin-y nn,iT, , ^ _ , . _. , * N » t u B t o o f t h « o i h n tliluliod Gross LuxatlvoOrippn Tabloto.

At the RED CEOSS PHARMACY.

•*«.|y«Mi|

i

i

ORDINANCES..•ordinance 'providing for tho

violating any ofTthe provlBfoffiTpr thlflordinance. ,

Section 5. And be it ordained, Thatthe continued violation of this ordl-

. u ,-_.naiice,_aftexL£on3dctiQn»_8ha.lJ-_fQr..j3.u_c_b., theatrical exhibitions, moving- pic- J subsequent day hereafter constitute a,turc.shows and other amusements, 'new recurring offence, for which the

. , • _ „ !„„„ „ , ' nffnmlnr shrill ho liable for fienarate"Untxodu;ced July 6, 1908. Passed

S&ugust I5n908r::r:~:~~~::- —•lection 1. Bo It ordained, By the

"Town of Hammonton, in Council as-• caembled, that no person or persons

.shall show for.th • or : exhibit or causeviojje shown, forth .or exhibited in any;,place •. whatsoever in tho Town of.Hammonton, for any price,., gain or

.•^award_jin.Y__^aTCjJn^^sllowL circus,Imenagerie; theatrical exhibition,:3ng picture show, merry-go-round or•tother amusement without first having.obtained licenses-for that purpose.

Section 2. And be- it. further or-"^dalneil, That every license granted by

.virtue of this ordinance, shall, issue.and be signed by tho Town-Clerk or:,In his absence by" the Mayor, and:".shall designate the '. sum paid, the..nature of the entertainment or amuse--inent, the .number and .date, of.-days••or evenings of the same, and the per-. son or persons.applying -therefor-shall

tho following named foo

offender shall be liable for separate".jind_.fHrthpr.cpnyictipJLS_andJ;h^5Bmil^ties herein provided. '

Spctlop 6.. And'bo It ordained, Thatall ordinances'or part of'ordinancesInconsistent .with-.this.-ordinance...he.and the same are hereby repealed,

"and that this ordinance shall ga Intoeffect August 22. 1908.

(Signed)— ; _if~L -JACKSONV-. _....,.

Mayor.Altt'St:

W. R. SEBLY. —Town Clerk.

:;.':: TEoe^Clrcusesr" Tw.eJntyjfl.vf! dollars:; -$25.00) 'for each day."~~For Menageries, Twenty - dollars-

''4$20.'OP) for each day.For Traveling Shows (tented), Ten

t-dollars (510.00) per day.

., . . .

Humor in Olir |... . i . , . ^ ' ; . ' . ' . ' *•

Exchanges f

Husband—"What! Another newdress?" - , . - ,

Wife—"Well, don't be so cross. Ibought- it- with -my-own money! '•'- •- —

Husband—"Your own? -Where did'you get It from ?" ,

Wife—"I sold your fur coat.""

WHATISDOftfi £

A small boy, •writing a compositionon Quakers; wound up by saying thatthe "Quakers never -quarrel, neverget into a flght, never claw eachother, and never Jaw back." He add-ed, "Pa Is a Quaker, but I really don'tthink ma.can be." ' -

Recent LegalDecisions

From Brndstreeta.Bank—Notes—Transfer—Payment.A person being Indebted to a bank

deposited as collateral security _cor-taiti"" notes''arid' oilier"'propbrtyr"~an'dvarious renewals of -the notes weromade. .The bank, gave .up business,selling and transferring the notes andother property to smother bank prgan^

pleasant, oncTTH~a~WHy7tD-'Uff*-._ordered. to take ...off your darkglasses and to face the world and itsdoings with a smile on your face anda twinkle in your eye. This page

vOiie dollar ($1.00) for each 'day.For Moving Picture Show. Merry-

Show, -ver has

™ ctertaanment not oaicrw.se provided I

.celebrated for serious-ness, anyhow, but if this week Itseems more than usually tinged withlaughter, fofgive-the-i>eer writer,

-.day, and Ten centsthereafter.

($0.10) for

•And....bo.- it ' further

te ii wlllr~mld5unimer-madnessthan some, others of his fel-

who-also earn their brea4 bythe sweat of their brows. If one can-1

not laugh when August spreads glad

k>_V_-^ ;•_ _^oTdajned, .That no .license J-shall—be.(necessary for the holding of any con-•cert, lecture, entertainment or exhibi-

v tiori by or in behalf of any,. church,Sunday school or other school, or any

I ness.™ one must, indeed, be a .misau-tbropic individual:— ~

-society—navjgg—its—reguiar_pjace^.ot

The Long Island Railroad is takingmeasures to restrain reckless auto-

Town Cynlo—"I don't like the waythey're doln* business over in - thecourt house."

Friend—"Why?"Town 'Cynic—"Tom—Slmmonsr-the

•court" crier,—teTls—me-that-some— onestole the court. Bible more'n a monthago, an' since then he's been swearJn*the witnesses on the town directory."

Old Bullion (the millionaire)—"What, you wish to marry my daugh-ter? She_ls_a_mere_schopl girl y_el."_

Gussie Ardent—"Yes, 'sir, I cameengiy to avoid the Tush."

or iiammonion.J = ^ - = , , . . . . i . . . ; ^ . ^i ordained, That if any peTson or per-;.sons, company or aggregation of per-. -sons shall violate or aid in the viola-

.'shair>ipQjrconylcFion"forfett-ana-payA penalty or not more tnan Ten aol-"3ars <$10.00), or imprisonment not

• or other magistrate.'Section—5:—And—^be—It—further]—Umtell^

-ordained, That it shall be the duty, of"the Chief of Police or Town Marshalvot the. Town of Hammonton to'arrest•-or canse the arrest of any person orTpersoTaB -violating- thls~ordlnancer

Section 6. And be it. -further•anrdained, That all ordinances .or part

.llshed .jreputoUoa^as..the, toe-.gf .speed,"In any 'formr^ • . ^~

John and Mary had been^sharlngone "chair all the evening. John saton the chair and Mary Sat on John.After about three hours of this Marysuddenly exclaimed:

. ~ iThe Pennsylvania Railroad is equip-1

but "now I'm only paralyzed!"

business, and the officers of the firstbank became the officers of thesecond bank. Before the transfer,however, the first bank collected cer-tain money upon the notes, and In-stead of applying It to the payment ofthe'debt applied It to the payment'ofInterest thereon at the rate of 20 percent, per annum. After . the secondbank acquired the notes it realizedupon tho balance, of the collateral. Itpaid for the notes "the "fuir face valuethereof, though lt» officers knew attoe—Hnro—tfattt—the1 mimey—collectedlip'on" the~"eollateral~hffd~beeir-mlsap"

terest, ; Instead of being properly ap-plied to reduce the notes. "' The"Supreme Court of Minnesota held(Buss vs. First State Bank of RedLake Falls) that the bank could retainthereon only nn. amount necessary'topay what was actually _due. on thefiotoj at.tho tlmo thoy we're pupebased-

Telephone—Excessive Charges—Re-covery.

'Tile Supreme COtm .In the case of The Illinois Glass Com-pany vs. Chicago Telephone Company,that a customer of a telephone com-pany acnnot recover excessive chargesfor sorvlcosr^voiiintarlly paid—wttbetit--f-— ••-. P- -.I.J . . ! . . _ . — _.. I" • -• ' • ' •.. . I J . I ' • — ' — —"

for annulflng the contract. It appeared- - = ' ' ' ' r ' r i

• goOa^8to¥y^lB^^Wd^^f^3^ertatflV

of the city of Chicago authorized theappellee to construct and operate tele-.phone lines In the city for a period

years,. .It., was .^required,., to,,

well-known lawyer. When he was a 1 ordinance: a schedule showing

iresl ' °

the notice and entered. The proprle

vises eating seven light meals perday this hot weather. People who areless familiar than Treasurer Treatwith money will first find out how.-thelr-hog pens -and -truck .patches willstan'd the1 strain, to say nothing oftheir credit with the village grocer.• -^jiuaiudi, J. iiui all Ul uiHclllV^ca **Jl JJtll l> i *.n»^** \>fc vttiv vr «i,u vu^ » ***i-*o'-' o* «•»"-• •

• of ordinances Inconsistent with • any It's all very well to give advice,, but<ot the provisions of this ordinance be! when It Is unaccompanied by a liberal'•anil the same are _ herebv__repealejL i amQunlt^oLjthat _ commpdity .ln__whlch^• and Chat this ordinance shall go into the treasurer deals It is not always••--ffect immediately.

(Signed)-—M. L.. JACKSON,

'. Mayor.".•JtAttest: - • .~

OT. R. SBELY,Town Clerk. ' *

exactly convenient to take it.

"What did you bring that In herefor?", asked the shopkeeper.

"You won't need it any more," said districtthe lad cheerfully. "I'm going to take j located.the Job."

A Grange picnic party were packingup, preparatory to going home, by the

prohibited from In-"subscribers'" the "rates" "ib

established. The appellee accepted \"the^Wdinance and tiled a scheduleshowing that It charged $125 per yearfor a business ^telephone within the

where' the appellant wasThe appellant contracted for

a-telephone^at that_rate. . and_used. itfor some years. In time the telephonegrew less efficient, and upon com-

Alton B. Parker was the hero of arunaway accident the other .day, and jIs now receiving the plaudits offriends and neighbors All. of which,shows that It's well enough to be a

vAn ordinance to license and regulate hero, but-decidedly unfortunate tobilliard saloons, bowling alleys nnd have the opportunity comp exactly

-other places for the playing of four years too late. Had it been In' 1904—but what's tho use? Too IntoJs too late; that's nil there Is about It.Passed

_ ; games for amusements.: 'Introduced July 5, 1908.."August 16, 1908.

Section .1. Bo It ordained, By the"Town -of Hammonton, In Council as-; Bomblefl, thnt no person or persons

^llgh^f_aja^ernu_jntcLthe, radlus^ofHgfii stepped a young" girl. "A chorusof exclamations greeted her appear-ance. "What Is .the Idea," inquiredone, "of blacking one side of your... . ,face? It's some months yet to Hal- Manufactur 'lowe'en."

The girl whipped out her pocketmirror and suddenly became aware

face was black,

appellant company, -the appellee sug-

cure an Improved telephonemcnt.

equip-

In

Bread—Unfair Competi-tion.

a case recently decided by thoJudicial Court of Masjachu-

(George O. Fox Company vs.• with hor hand ' Hathaway), It apeared thnt tho plain-with th« n»hor t iff manufactured and sold bread In

side. and. turning to a younr man '%Vcs °J \ <"£' "'V :' a"dm

con-nnnr Hilrt rnnrnnMifnllv I dltlon of surface that gave them a"""Oh?"RoKryour"-fountain pen ' *™^ visual, appearance recognised

kerchief she

has been leaking again!"

•shall bo permitted (.Q open, Ueop or ; Why, no man knows. Certainly ho• •conduct, any billiard saloon, pool | could liavo found there plenty of men

..ATDom.-bowling-alloy,-or.--other-place -capable of taking him up when he of-

John W. Gates was ottered and hasdeclined a nomination for Congress. I A Western paper mouriiK tho lofts

."within snld Town In which Is kopt nny''•billiard, pool -or baKiitollo tnble,' bowling nlloy or shooting gallery or- any other InHtrii inont, machine or do-

whntHOcivor, for tho use of which

fored to "bot you n million"

It now develops that Zeppelin wasIn the Union Army during tho Civil

of Its editor who died recently andwhose estate was appraised at $100,-000, -The paper states that tho editor

| started In llfo with GO cents and tliutj tho'balance of hln fortune was won by

thr i f t nnd Industry and tho kindnessof nn undo who dlod bequeathinghim $99.399.00. . >

••tnonoy or 1m equivalents In othor I Wnr. Possibly tho deslro to•• valuable nhall bo required or taken nftor the first battle of Bull•-directly or Indirectly, without tlntl Kttvo htm his incentive to ny!'- having procured from tho Town Clork |••or In )I!H al)Honco tho Mayor for thiit- purpose a llconRo, nnd paying, thoro--*fore,-for Blllinrd-Haloon or'Pool Uoom;••jir «om'blnallou of blllard and pool•roum, (ho Bum of Twonty-flvo ilollnrB

Hun

Henry. Fnnnan finally mioceoded Ingetting Iilti nlrHlilp off for homo, Initpllo of (lohtn nnd nttnchmnnto, but

y«,)r r,n> .. - - , - - i ha ' complaint) bitterly of lack of up-' I n , ,i ' y(","Vi «ncli bowlInK pr0c.latloii of hln offortH In this conn-... alloy th,. mm, of K|Vo ,lollnr« ($0.00) | },.y. ,,„ H0onm |o hHV(, OVorlooko,I thevpor your; for Hl ioot l i iK gidlory tho fnct tllnt Amftrlcnn invontoni In,,niin of ron dolliiM ($10.00) por year, j mm,(, ,mvo ollt(lom, hi,,,, ,m\ Mi|H•:ind for nny othor l i iHl r i imoht , nmchlno country liann't mnoh UHO for anylhlnc

lint the bf;Ht.

lly tho' way, It doost HOO.III that Mr.

• or dovlcn whiitiioovor Iho mini of Ton•->lollnrH ($10,00) por your, provldod,

, , ' ,<ha t . no llconiio u l i u l l ho Kranlnd by• vlrtxio of t h in ordinance for a lomt•'tcnfi t h n n twolvo (12) nioi i l l iH, and j Hrynn could liavo Hivv«d |I!H

ovory portion who i thni l /ipcn or con-! rnpluir a world of work If ho hail-<lm:t micli nnloon, nlloy o'r other placo bin 1K90-1000 riibboif Hi 11111)1 In writing

;«t nforosialil, w l lho i i l n I | I>OI IHO an mit itpowh of nccoptniicn.' rn«rcln moulroil rflmll ho lli i l i lo to asflmv «r .not morn than' Tun dollnnt-<J10.00) for each nnd ovory mien Tll(). Oznr ,,„„ d,HBW,.n,| „,„, ,i|H.•violation, or Impr lHtmmcnt ,,o ox- ,,,lllrK,.,,' (mo ()f ),!» court chambor-

(10) dayii at Il io dlitcro- l l l l l lH for tallil i iK too much, Tho,, ,. „ » , , , . . , (!xar, If ho wantit a caroful and dht-McHlon .'. And bo It onlnlnod, Thnt. I <;i.,(Ut chnmhorlaln. who IH wnrrantot l

•uiry iiijrHon or pontomi, koopli iK or I ,„ Hlnml w|t|1()Ut. i i i icl i l i iK. cniinot uf-«-on(IucllnK any billiard room or pool ] tl>tl\ tn-overlook thn . rnrnful trnlntnc•room or any olhor placo of umii/to- ,,n,i m,in|fol(l qiuillllcntlomi Hocrotnry

• mnnt. llconlioil iinilor t h i n onlliium1 nlmll cloiio tholr pliico of hinilninni not.'Inter than Iwiilvo ( I l i ) o'clock mid-•'might uml, not. reopen itaino onrllcn1

. u(x ((1) o'clock. A. M.• Hi>clli)iiv;i . And tio It or i ln lnoi l , That,

~.iny ^irrrnon or pornoiiH llcoiiHoil undnr• (lilii i inl lnnnco, who i t l ia l l curry on 01'•conduct their plucti of bi i i i l i io ini , In a'holiiteroini or dhtoi-i lorly i i m n i i n r or,

•nllow jirofnno or Ili i loconl lui i is i i i inn lo"txt "mioil oil 'Iholr ' pi-omliiod or who

.'ilinll! oMicrwIito vlolnlo any of l l i i .•priivliiloiM of , t h i n o i 'd ln i incM, I t i ihnl l

"'lin lawful for t i n t Town Counci l to.niviil io l i l t t , hor or their l lccnuo, which.powor und rl|<hl. nro hoi-ohy ox pronelyroHfrvoi l , nmi nil H C O I I M O M Krni i l i ' i l by

• v l r t u i . of Ihli i on l l i innco t t l i n l l In. no-nfor. nub

rt to n i i l i l provlnloii i t of rovornt lon .HocHon 4. ,Ami ho I I onlnlnoil , That.

'It iiimH'mi Iliii du ly 6r Iho Miirnlial or• ( ')ilnf of Pollen to Ml' i ' rnl or C I I I I I K I Iho

l , ( i<i l i j ioiittoHiton for Ilio vnciint IIOH).

ThroiiKh Hit Mlnl i i tor llomliirui) baithui'lcd ilollancii nt tho IJnltoil Hlntoit ,Tho (. ' iMilrnl Amoi'lcun (lovornmouti locl lnoi l to rcnloro to Iho Hnlloi lH l u t i i r t Coniinl nl ('olha, Drow I.lnnrd,Tho roiiiion Klvon for t'ho t'ofiiiinl Int h a t Proiililont Ditvllu hulluvoii hln no-Mini wim Jinilllloil, and thnt ho cannotIn jiiitllco to bin Kovornmont rotlrofrom Mm poiiltlon bo hint tal ton. It Innot, hnlloVcil, hownvor, t h a t tho Amer-ican Kovori i i i iont w i l l rotlro from hunt-noun boi ' iui iui of thlr t u l l i th t , ill loniitnot l iofurn thn noxt ('oiiKmrin montfl,Hut whut. In oni' giilliuil Hoci'<|tury ofWnr, (lonoriil lailin Wrlclit, iiolni; todo nhont, It In Ilio inountlnio?

Thin rouniry mny tuiuvn finIn Iho lOu.-il , About ovorylhln'K

;uvrrortt of any poriion ptinionn '"'" '"'''" lu l tmi hy .lainin.

"Sec thnt you don't got hurt, Sam.Il.'n dangoroim \vorklng hero In thoquarry." ' •

"Oh! nothing, can happen to mo,Joe rvo_.harrowed tcn,(|oj|arn fromtho foromnn, nnd nlnco then ho doosn'tlot mo do nny dangerous work.'

They had boon haymaking, - anilwbnn thoy had finished n hlgli hay-ulnclc tho fnrmor'B boy nhontod fromtho top;

"I nny( how bo f to (tot down?"Tho farm or looko^ at him, nnd

ithoiitod In return:"Hhut thy oyoH, nnd walk ahonl. n

bit!"

.Tiidgo (to old offondor)—"liavo youanything to nay?"

"Only th lH, your Honor. It com-forl i i .mo to know that ono wliio manon tho boneli cnn undo mnoh of thomtnclilof wrought by twolvo Idlotii Intho Jury box."

The mlnl i i i i im nontonco wan pmiHttd.

Vlnllor---"WI>nt hroiiKhl you to thiitplnco, my frlond?" '•

Convlnt—"HnoosslnK."Vlnltor—•"BnoOzliiK?"Oonvlct—"You, nlr; It nwoko tho

Klntlomnn up, an' ha nubhml mo,"

A counh'y pnpor cDUlul iu t thin ad-vortli iommU of a cow for uulo;

"Homo i i i o i i t h f i ui;n I piirohnuodf n u n my f r l oml , Mm lion. -I. W. Ironu,n poil lKrccil cow. I want to n«ll lulrowli iK to Mm rhoiinmttimi In my loftl.'ir, cannot) by her )d(:l(liiic nt a foncopout nml iili ' l ldniT mo. Whoti I Unitpiirchaitod hor olio wmt vory.wlld, butI In ivc ininooodod In ta in l i iK hor noMint I ami :poop',tliroimh tho corrnlwithout hor tonrliiK I l io unto down,

^I'o u man who In u KOOI! (!lirlii t lan nnddooii iH>c fnnr ilontii olio would ho uvulnul i lo n i i l innl , Mho w i l l bo noli!chonp for cmili." •

by customers In 'connection with thonamo as Indicating tho place, of manu-facture nnd tho quality of the bread.Tho defendants began to manufactureand soil bread In loaves of tho nameHlzo. shape, color and gonoral appear-nnco, and did not_cnrofiilly dlf l t lngulft l iIholr"prdducf "from that of tho plain-t i f f . Thoy put n>paper band on onchloaf which had- no..such connectionwith tho loaf that It wonld bo llltolyto go with It from tho rotnllor to tho

ii

Ear

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Carriage rides securelyand smoothly day by

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EGYPTIAN AND DURUM WHEAT

F OH youra 13. P. House, of QreoloyCol., who is experimenting in de-

veloping tbo grain. Brasses and vege-tables best suited for Colorado and

for dry farming sections,Innt purchnnor no nn to dlntlngulHh It I boon trying to secure n cross between*?n.M i lofondnntH 1 brond iinloHB tho rn- 1 u winter nnd a spring wheat, com-tai lor wno careful to pronorvo It. Tho blnlng tbo Btiporlor n''iill'l°B °' oacn-pourt hold Unit tho natural offoct of HO now UCOIIIB assiired of auccosn, asI ho" dofondiintu' prqotloo wnn to de- ' Goth varieties, planted In1 alternateoolvo tho publli*. (lint thoy woro guil ty rows In hln Hold, are (lowering at thoof unfa i r competition, and thn t t h o ' nnmo timo. Bomothing ho has workedIjlnliilff wan ontlt lod to rollof. ' patiently for for tbroo ycara.

1—rho-nlm-of Mrr-HouHO .la .to.olitnln ..' l a wheat which can 'bo planted In

Storekeeper—Negligence—Obstruction oitnor tho nprlng or fall witlr goodA ponton wnlklnK In the nlHlo of a I roturi iH. To get tho croito of R|>r|nR

dopartmont ittoro IH not rotiulred, to i whont. bo croimftd tho Durum varietyoxorclHo (ho HII I I IO doKrco of caution ! w i th tbo KKyptlan, which yloltls asIn IpokliiK for obstruction!) on tho hoiivlly. For winter vnrloty holloor a n . If ho woro walking on tho planted Dellan^o nnd Gold, Coin,,highway. Thin wan Ilio vlow taken Knrmorn nro much IntoroBtod In thinby Mm Hupromo Court, of Ponniiylvnnln nxporlmont, nAd are conndent withIn tho caito of I'llooinor vn. Hnollon- | Sir. HOUHO that tho now vnrloty wil l

K, \yhoro It npponrod that tbo plain-t i f f In tho cjiiui ontonl tho dopnrtmontittoro of tho (Icfonilantii for tho plir-poiin of miikli iK piirohiuior, and whllowallilng aloiiK ono of Iho principalaliiloit lu llm Yitoro Hti i inbl inl upon anoli i t t r i ic l lon of Ini i i iunl l ty lu tho pun-

(imiHorl by nn Inol lno which

.hnvo nil tho good qnnl l t lon of thoDurum nnd other varlotlon, bo hardyonoiiKh to wlthHtnnd tho wlntor. nndyot ho ndoptod for nprlng planting.

Mnnltolta, althoiiKh tho Bmnllonthnd niOHt thickly populated of tho

, jiralrlo provlncon of Cannda, him stillfrom n lloor nt a higher.. Jnvol larKo arunn of vacant land for uottlo-

at th t ) lof t nlilo of tho alitlo to n point Iovon wi th tho pniiitnKoway ut. .or nnnr 'Iho rli;ht tililo. Tho ii l t lon of (bo In-cllno fachiR tho (tlrdctlon from which

t iMIOIIO • i i i t l i iK tint piiHtiiiKowny "P-' mobilepi'onchod woro poriionillcnlnr nnd , ,j,|,n |(lvnrloil In holKhl. from about olyht |]1(, ,.^1,1,Incliott nt ono nlilo down to u point, on | for ^j,,,Iho Othor, nuil Micro 'wai t no guard rail |or wanil i iK or a n y t h l i i K to Imllcato Mm | i'H(,i|)uru

'M . nowcildlnir.

Tho Now York World nitkH whati'lf;hi. u man haH to run n, racliiB auto-

xli)tcnco of tho .ohii lr i ict lon. Tho(^uoHtlon HH lo (ho nof'llKonco of tho(lopartmonl utoro propi'lotor nnd con-t r l lml t i ry noKllKoiKio on tho part of

orowdod vlllnB" road.iloon not caro nhont-

Tho opportunity In onoiiRh

now honru that thoro'll

Homo yoarn or1 wo UK" thoworld WIIH thrlllod with tho nnnomioo-nioiit tbat n UrltlHh holnmii had fnlloii. ' . f. . 41, | I I R M I L 1.11111 U *'* ivim» * 11.111 » I W H •««•«! » > • » • » ! • •tho ciiittonior woro loft to tho Jury, , , u, r t|o r,linoUB |,,

nnd Wio Hnpromn (ioiirt rofunod to din- " '"vu -In i ' l i u vonllcl for tbo j i l i i l i i t l lT .

I 'u i lorownlt l l inn Klvon out n not. ofnil (Mi for playing tho piano. Tho IliMtrulo In "You miiitt hnvo flio Klf t ."Thnl In Urn Unit rulo of oxcollouno inany part. I lu l It In onpoclnl ly trno InMm proiumi. caiio. Hofoi'o wo ovor canplay Iho pliino nioiit of un coitnlnly

vontor whom nho iiaw In ovornllu, but\vliomi Identi ty uho did not imitpnrt•whim uho wmi vlnl l ln i ; tho .WnntliiR-lioiino worltn. Hlnco Mum WontlnK-lioinio linn boon In llimnnlnl dll l lcnl-MOM, which It iadn to tho ' o.onoluitlonIlinl . ( Jnpl i l rnroly travoln In Ilrltliihnnc.loiy without , a copy of nnuliilroot'itcnrofnl ly liiekod away In. hln

iniuit havii a i:lft- of n jilnno,Homo innro nntomohlll i i t i i nro

out, In u fow woolen, to try lo liroiiktho'Now Vnrlt to (IhloiiRO rnrord,-Tho

Tnrlioy (- I IM prodiico moro nuitoti of fool klllor wil l plonuo tnko nollco amilomtnvl ty l imn any otlmr c,oimltry, I KOVOFH hlmiiolf accordlnnly.

]Ki*Jt*>*Bn*1ne>« «nd Socialmingled In Thl« Cwtct

She was the elegant:' and", grfltfaca-jnlstre83,of..a-Jmc^old. nignsloni Iro' til

J3fy OUR PET OPTIMISTp1 VERY once In so often, or there-A-* abouts, we hear some villageoracle get up on his hind legs and

l,to orato oa-flew-the-good-eld-as he so fondly calls them, have

"the;present degenerate age beaten toa frazzle.

Now, I don't know that I've signedintract /to act injtho.'capacity at

wet nurse for the days o£, to-day, but.Just the same, when I hear any onetearing off a few yards of that brand

.'. of conversation, I feel like engagingtho corvteea—of a Minnow! mulo

tpp

fumed with eau de' Cologne alongsideof the stench .that came from her Innerds.

daintily printed menu of all the dell-cacies ofQrst-class.

the season set before.passe,nger of those.

the. _ _ ___

old days. .. If . e _could_ get .enough . salLinhaf.niiqp tn hold down the

dishwater they: served as soup he waslucky. They had no triple-expansionengines nor turbines nor bilge Iceels,nor twin screws In those times. In

_ . . . .zasnionable In those days.i.a^mvUire_.to,dO-.myself „,.,-.. ;lf..it-blc.w..aL.blt. you'd., rattle. abput-.and.Jt..you,-wanted^a-bath-.whan-thA^-r«ro.f days! WBy7"?rom al 1 ft bang 'youij bruises against the ree~k- blizzards blizzed, all you had to dd

can :dlg out of the Carnegie library,the world is just getting ' started to-ward the point where it will -be passa-

___ _When you set sail from Bristol

tjvt;u _..last:::;rana':~nTy mental

scrap book Is . pasted full of clippings

_Burf bather on 'a January day, but If I_ _

time, in the heart of those good old'days he prates about, and then live ahundred years, I'd trade tbe wholecenttrry lor three weeks to spend onBroadway and, Itttle old, dear old

"" ~ * "No good old days for mine. I had

^-:^aj.JiIjhBzjpff ~ t h o f>dgf>-.nf- fho fjfiyH^ipJniy_ boyhood, b»ck In eighteen hundred

and ever so few, and I don't want to—have to make a full-menl-on_tbomu-_

I am no religious person nnd mustconfess thnt I do not decorate a pewhalf BO often na I should, but If I hadto wander seven miles through tho

' bush, as our forefathers did, to finda leaky old log cnbln which somelong-winded human phonograph wasgrinding out forty-nlnthlios. while mystowed venison was scorching In thopot at horned-Tin afraid I go to churchloss .often .even than nt present. Be-sides, It's bad enough those times tohave to dodge trolley'cars nnd auto-

_ing sides of the hold- like a pint ofmilk In a ten-gallon size cream sepa-rator.

Hero landed and went in search of.ashave and- a haircut. -.-

little town, and her callerdent sociologist.,. His seat waothe window, nnd_.ns\tbey talked,hiserved*!!!! fl£cd whitewasher,and shabby, Romp by'with. W» P«ttr.Suddenly the mnn paused, retraced Mr«steps, nnd came up the garden path. At

.mo.inent.Jnter.. the lady wasJ&ummonef..to die door. •

."Oh, Is it .you, Henry?" the- cane*;heiird her Riy. "Wo sha'n't be-rtad>-

Jojr^you.tlll-noxt-week, I-Uirnir thewJ-miiRt be some mistake."

"There h'in't nny mistake, and It tint4'the Job I cnme nbout," drnwIeiHenrj*fvoice, leisurely, "hut the skirt o'. thnit.Kreen dress yon wear Sundays ls-'ftfcp>-pin' out a side winder up-stalrr. and?there's a storm comln' rrp—like- to bea downpour nny minute now—nti<I ^kind o 'thought nin.vhe 'twonUInT: 6*-Improved- by- a soakln'. • 1 gness-yotfffrforgot It." :- . ' -

"tJertnlnly I bnd!" crl<nl the Iidy,r"I took a spot qutjvltji boTxzlM.-.

J?jm? .!f over tlie_sl|l toall-about-it.—O,—thn'n'i

The door closed; the guest heard his-hostess flying hastily np-stnlrs, and?when, a few 'minutes Inter, she reap-peared, flushed and laughing, the storm-1

when he 'saw them coming at thehands of a stalwart brave.

Finally he found a_sppgTfesldp _apurling brook thatrlOQfeelfgood to him'During the next few weeks, when hewasn't exterminating ticks .andquitoes and • scratching chlggers, hebuilt himself a log house. Steam-heated flats, with-tiled bath, rooms

.tuba

was to sneak down to the nearestbrook, chop a hole In the feeyour "broadaxe

with

you'd try it

Plymouth' .or wherever you thought,ynq^hndJsthB.T.hestriphance of -duckingKing Charlie's armor-plated 'soldiersvou were due for an outing on the'bbundlngTjllIowB th"ar~wss~llkely—tolast anywhere- from six weeks to asmany months beyond'- eternity, andmight land you anywhere frtrc Baffinliny tp^ Dayy_JpoesV_locker..__ LJ '.—

The Oracle may sigh and say thatin the good old days they didn't meetyou.aUtbo dock^with-a-horde-of-hun-gry customs hous.e officers and aftermaking you take an affidavit a yardBndi.aJbalt.ilpng_.Jhat_ you _were nosmuggler-then treat you like "a "thiefand search you as if you wore a con-victed" criminal., True enough, theydidn't. The'only tax levied on you, inthose days, was your scalp which theIndians collected unless you sawthem first. But, as for me, I'd ratherglvo a customs house grafter a $5 billto O. K. my trunks than to surrendermy pompadour to decorate tho wig-wam of a benighted savage. ,

However, there's no accounting fortastes, BR tho old bachelor Bald when

scrapple^or a^can .of Jungle^eonld yoncall uji", yum- butcher on the 'phone"and tell him to rush it up p. d/q. andalsn p.. o. d.? ScarcelyJ_JgoiiJiadVtQtake a half day off from the-factory,load your old blunderbus, seek thedepths of -the forest and when yousaw a squirrel pointy the_bel]_end—Qtthe^weaponr at, him" while you pulledthe trigger with' any • fingers that hadnot been blown_ott in the process-ofloadfng the~gun."~ "When you pickedyourself out of the bushes where theblunderbus bad fcicked you, you felt

manding his rent and ._. _. _-.butcherJs-Teque"St~T6r~the "seHIement

"a1, nine accumilJBut to return to Our Hero and the

shadow of Plymouth' Rock!

the ffee^soii- of Massachusetts threeweeka before they were playing hide-and-seek with some .".rude:"• personswho desired to make them the primadonnas of a witch burning perform-ance, in Hammerstein's Salem Grand

_

Henry, with hlsLcoat-collar tumaT or*wltn scuauing awaybefore a pelting pnle.

"If tho business relation"rne>K^"as""natnfnIIy and^frlendjlness aa between your whfte-

llnorn Hniicfl

Then they sought- the hospitable

Ouiy Hero,-his wife and seventeenchildren chanced to arrive on Sunday,

—~n—H^m-i—iimrH^tnj1—nmt'A—*_« IT—nv.Anrv.nlnH—vnn..n^ -_ *" nwlb j^; *i,« it I'm V^rV &1U/1 IIA lonlfpff—nn.n~~» ~procession moved on to ^evade tha

tvnsher and:you,""BaId:the:Vlsltor, wlttea sigh and n Bmlle, "how mnch easier-and fewer would the problems'be ire-

"Henry Is a very nice man, and

with a touch of 'Biirprise, settIIng,ttgAtacomfortably Into her'easy ehalrr- "Ofocnrse he wouldn't let my dress DB-

Benaity oniracturing, In BO dagtardlya manner, the statutes of the Com--moriwealth Jn_such case made andprovided.^———:-' ~" ' —-~^~~---— . . .

Aa-the trolley was not yet fashion-able In the nelghborhod of Hartford,Urey^hoofed It, losing a^yoimg- hopefutevery .lap of so when the Indians be-came extra playful. Finally, theyreached _New_.Amsterdam.:--wlth:—the

mobiles without wlRhlng to bo car- j he saw his best:girl kiss her pug pup.rlod back to tho days when every I Finally, however, after daring the

(lo.cp and tho seven million unmention-able- Innpcts aboard tho llnor, our

trip to Sunday mooting monnt run-ning tho gauntlet "of n ealnxy of ani-mated cigar store signs, nvory onfIntent on dpcoriitlnfr youit anatomy

llttlo ounrtr. pnlnt to facilitate RH In-troduction Into your wystem.

Oh, Mr. Oracle, take a hack Boatnnd listen -whllo I toll you about thooxporloncoH of ono family In thoaogood old dnyB. Thou If I over againhenr yon boaflllng about thom I'll nn-pnnl to tho court for nn inqulrendoInto tho ndvlsnl j l l l tv of Imyli iK you nnlco llttlo litilldliiK lot In tho midst of

• n clinrnilnK pndrtod coll., - Thin family dwelt In tho Intid of tho

nrltlsh lloiv whon that nmjostlc boantwas nothlttg lint n mnnny rub. Klnc;

"ChiirJOH"" tho "Twice rfilod thnf fairland oxcopt on .Sundnyn nnd liolldnvo.which Tip iiRiinlly niiont In rnrmlnlnctlio vll lnco with n few of h|« follow-clllronn and foninlp cltl7.onoHHon.

Well, ono day Hint? Chnrllo, not IlkIng tho way Our Hero's wlfo cut IhnnforoHnltl llnnt'fl hair, roquoHlod himlo roport. f o r t l i w l l l r n l Mm diinKoon oftho Towor of !,on<lon for nn oxtomlcdvisit. It W I I H a p l u y f n l kind of lion-pl t i i l l ty much In favor among l i lngHIn thoHo Rood old i lnyi t Mm ornclotnll tH about,

Hut Our Hum couldn't mm tho hu-mor of It. That n lKht ho inovod biniHiiiHoliold goodu and • kltchon fnrnl-Inro, an Miu nuntlonooru put It, wltlinil tho oolm-lty of a labor londnr dotlg-ln« work. Tho noxt t iny ho IxniKlit itl.lekot for uolf^ ami family oil ono oftho in.wont nnd mo.il palatial of thotrnim-A'tlantlc llnortt, nml uot. nu l l forwhat \vftit no noon to hocoino tho landof tho froo unit tho homo of tho bravoIrniit hiiHtor.

Wan that J lnor n I,nn|tniila-? NotBO you could notice II, Thoro woro nonun iliiokii nml italoim miltoii, no Kit/.ro i t taurnnlH and piuiHoiiKor olovatorti,no oloctrlo nonroli l lKlit i i atitl mnrblirbath tuli i i on Ihoiio llnont of old. Nolloworn blooniod porpotimHy In Mmiitnlnod Blivnii comiorvaloi'y und nowlrolonn tologrniihy Itopl hor In touoliwith tho world ami tho prooooilln'gn oftho dlvorno conrtii. In far.!.,,Him wana lonky old tub that tho initpocloritnowiiilayn would ling If Mho ul toiuptodto carry a lonil of gravo! frotii PorlhAmboy to Navonlnk.

plin won tho bout, of hor day, but(ho Oi'iioln niimt Imow Mint nho wanno rooking with II||RO wator Mint, a

yourself-over and nonchalently extract-,ed any'arrows-the jealous aborlglneehad Inserted in. your person "while youwero making a dent in the game lawsnnd, ' dodging behind a convenienttre-e, watch till he got tired arid wentaway. Then you took a shovel andgathered up what. remained of thesquirrel, ran it through a colander toextract tho handful of bullets and oldnails you had fired Into him nndserved tho residue for supper.

For myself, I prefer going, aroundthe corner and picking out a' niceporterhouse steak at the . butcher'swithout having to dodge anythingmore aerlous than my landlord de-

TIN Y BITS OF WISDOMHosos sorvo tin food for about 100

itpock's of inuects.

Tho silk worm Is liable to over 100d Incases.

About thir ty per cent, of tho pooplowho i;o mad recover.

It IH onnlor to sot ' illvorcod thnnmnrrl(.Ml In Swltijerluml.

noprlvod" of food, tho inolo willHtnrvo to iloath In a day.

An nppnrnti iH for\Miti patontnd In 1!M)7.

water

In Homo Aui t t r a l l an townti Jowolorolot oiiKuKomont. r l i iKH out on hlro.

Tho Illin of h tump hubblo Id tho'VfUm.ooill l i part of nn Inch In thiqkno.'iii.

The brnln of a woninn boKlmt to do-(•lino at. t h i r ty , that of n nmii tonyi-arn lator.

Tho flliolvoit of Mm Ilr l t l i ih Muitoumaro imtlmntod lo contain thirty-ninein I Ion of liookH.

Piirlii linn n ithop dcivdl i i i l nololy tot h » Hnlo of Iho bnlr ufovory, look holnn

HnsBla has no fowor. than elghty-Hlx public holidays In the year.

Tho song of tho bird was originallya cry of nlnrm.

accent" In 'the immediate vicinity, ofthe last syllable.' ~" __ _ ____JDldJhey-find-the""elevated r.oarlngown~thB— BBwery"~a"nor"the ^subway"

subbing on Broadway? -Not to anyappreciable extent!

But wiiy pursue Our Hero and his" ~

Youth's Companion.

y Gentle ~- FeraafMilon^ . '• . - -

Many stories. are told of the eceen ..-trJc-doiiigs-arid sayings of an ota:clei«.gyman'.who lived In. Maine so'iae yearsago. At one tlnui there, had been a flghli

"wai"

that job to the red man? If theOracle ^tlll pines for the good olddays there's no chance for a cure thisside of the institution the State Isgood . enough to maintain for the ben-efit of those whose roofs leak and ofiPIttsburg millionaires who wish toindulge in such playful amusementsas chorus girls nnd murders.

AB for me, give me the days of to-day, right up to tho minute. If youcrin pet. the clock ahead a -few twists,you'll hear no - complaint—from —theneighborhood wherein resides

THE OPTIMIST.

Guide books forISngllHh Invention.

travelers aro ah

Sound travolu • at tho rate of 1,143foot per second.

A whnlo'B Ki'oato»it HIICOI! lit fromton to twelvo mlloa nn hour.

Living IB 40 p'or cent, cliouporLondon than' In Now York.

In

matin of uiieh thinllhro that thoy nro llko upun it l l lc aro

by ur th i t i i when decoratingchlniv.

lOvory Ooi'innn noldlor iniui t lonrn toinvliii, Homo of Ilioin OOII IK nblo to(iroua u wlilu ittroum, currying ull tbolrolotlioit, avnin nnd i imini i i i l t lon, '

Tim Donilnlon of (!nnndn In nearlylun;n

oonln ln i init IhoHourly

wholo of:i,74 ll.dtlll

IGnropo,nqunro

in lU ' i i , nnd linn a 'pt ipubji l loi i of 5,Y(lll,-

Dui'lnt; (|io liiitl. half yoar IID.OOO por-noun hnvo iiilKi'alnil from Iho Unltiid

imitialmnil hoof, fautory would Hmtoii to ' (lanatln, Thoy nro moHtlyiimoU llko a Jar of ol tar of roiion In (ho fnmllloti of fnnnorn 'who liavo tlhi-oonipnrlnim nnd tho hniouo frouh |IOiioil of tholr Amorlcnn hohllnftii at u

- from a, H"I« funtory would IUKUII ,por- p r ( f(U. j

Tlio IioalthloHt ntrootH aro mmallythoiio runnli iK north nnd ttouth.

Tho nl r of tho Hwlmi AlpH IH froofrom mlcriiboii nt nn olovatlon of 2,000foot. '

lOlortrlclty TIIIII only boon In UHO ana inotlvo powor for nbout twonty-f lvoyoarn.

In it I nt oil to ho a Rood formof oxorcliio— oopoolally for nuffororufioiil boart

About twioii an much powor lit ro-qulrod to ttlop nn oxproHit train an InnoooHiinry to ' i i tn r t ono.

Oyitloni can only llvo hi \vntor whichoontn l i iM thlrly-iiovoii pnr/ i i of unit, loovory 1,001) pnr tn of wntor,

A Thini; i ir lun him Invoii lod n wuii l i -l i iK-mnohlno which, wi th nliiotrlDoilwalor, wi l l i t l i inmm ;IOO KHni ion tn inlimit Minn t l f toon ni lnuton without (honlil of "imp.

Nottlo-Hbro, nflor hvliiK Iroutoil wi thollvo oil, yloldit u fnlirlc of K''<ii\lwarmth, which In known an "notllo-

LAW-AGA1NST-TEETH-AND-HAIR.-

•"Thoro was a law once against fnlsoteeth," said tho antiquary, flashing hisuperb sot In n wide smile. "Yes, amif your wlfo woro fnlso tooth or halyou could dlvorco her."

Ho took down a curious old' book toprove his statement, nnd rend tho folloiylng from a British act of Parllamont of 1070:

"That nil women of whatever agorank, profession, or degree, whethervirgins, maids or widows,' that shalfrom after the passing of thlfl act 1mposo upon, HOduco nnd botray Intomatrimony nny of Ills Majesty's malesubjects, by nconts, palntn, cosmetics,wnnho.s, artificial tooth, fnlso hair,SpnnlHh wool, Iron utaya, hoopa orhigh-hooted nlioos, ulmll incur tho pennlly of tho lawn now In force ngnlnutwitchcraft, norcory. nnd Btreh llko mis-domortiiorH, nnd that tho murrlngo,upon conviction, tiliall ntand null andvoid."

ROYALTIES USE TYPEWRITERS

Quoon Aloxamlra of England andhor dmiKlitoni, tho Uuchcmii of Tito,Quoon Maud of Norway, and PrincoiiuVictoria, nro ull oxportn In tho UHO oftho typowrltor. , Tho Czarlt/u, 1'rln-OOIIH l.iKlwlK of Davurla,'and QuoonAmolla of Portugal aro nlno typlntu.Of Into tin) lOinproiin of Japan haltti i lson lo tho mnclilno, nftor uho dlit-covoroil a typewriter In hor hunbniid'nllhrnry. Tbo ii trnnKo Ut t lo contrivanceli)loroiito(l Hor Majoitty, nnd nho hadIt oxplalnoil to hor. aiio noon boi?nnto liuntllo It horniilf, nnd now ulio dooumnoli of hor uorroupondonco upon it.Tnltun nil t'OKOtlior, howovor, thooollovnl ladloH iirobnbly UHO tho typo-wrltor lonit than Cannon Hylva, thoQlicuu. .af . lUununnlu, who, I'atllutt offhor novolit, pooiiui, nnd oimnyn on (lie

-amang-somcTireii, oiic

the old minister, who hnd seen the af--fraj7-«-as-sumnioncd"as~a witness,

"What wns Salson doing?" was the.first question...,"Qh,_he_wa8.sl:ishin^ nroiind."

"Well, sir, Just xvbnt do you mean: bjvthnt?" '. : ,

"Why, lie was knocking about, bin*,here uud there."

"Now, sir, kindly tell us plainly whatSalson did to tills man."

•!Why, he—ho ontleed. him," said thti-old minister, slowly..

'"Enticed h im! How?""lie enticed hlnv with n crowbar. IH»»

Uaed"tbe crowliar to"T'.ursuade the maa-—to""entice" hliii;" mid" by" a~6erres~6tpokes nnd blows lie mieoeeded In doing;It." said,tho uilnlHter. mildly.

wool," nnd whloh linn(IIROH of llnnnol.

nil Ilio ndvnil-

S\vl l / , i ' r l i i iKl hoiuli t tho Hut of lOuro-; c :onii l r l i 'M In dlvorco, tho

forty dlvoronii for ovrtryrnlo

1,000i in r r lnKon, Frnnon, wi th ai por 1,000•omliiK itocoii'd, nnil Oorninny ttilnt

\vl t l ( 17 imr 1,0(10,

Tbo loiiKlh of tbo day and tho nightnt. nny tlnio of Iho your mny bo oiiallynitciirtnlnoil by dnul i l lnf t tl\o tlnio ofMm Miin'n nnt t l i iK for tho lonKthnf thodny, and doubling tho (torn ot4-^ '''»•Inn for that, of tho nli?ht. -

A

hi'liiihoii nro nntul by n r t l n l nwho tlooorato clilnn, Thoy nro imulo ofKlium llhron no thin (hut thoylllio iipun iillk,

Dee*. In, 111* Cltx Flat,A new wrinkle, Introduoliig the <3ir-

llght und conveulence of rural llfo Into.(i city flat, was HpninK to-day by \VU-'Hum Fox, a I will business man,, when-tho Ada ins Kxpross Compiiny delivered.to him n wire cage t-witulnlng;. 25,00ft'honey hoes, shlwed by a Philadclphl»vfirm.

Mr. Vox, wftli his family, occtrplcs-roonitt In an upper story of an ai>nrt-

flty.houKC lu tho'c.mtrnl part of the-Outstkli! hlu window he has cou«.

a bl(i hive on a, platform.Tho* work Out out for tho hces fs fcu

for«i;c In hack ynrd.s nnd In more dl»-tunt lIcldH-for honoy for the entcrprta-Ing city nuui'.s table.

Other dwt'iliil-H .|n.> the1 npnrtmcuthouHy who- novor hoforo hud' screoiiH Jibtholr ivIndmvH aro Kett|ng them no»r^nppretoiifilvft lout Illo IK-CM, In the novel-ty of tlit> nl tnat loi i , Ht rny Into tlK-wronj:rooniH w i t h ' Iholr .honey — mid theirBtliiRi/.— Yoi-k l)inpntch to tbophla ttccord.

Ttt» ABO of iri»t,M.

tt bnn hp«m found byUmt the uc« of'a Huh may bo rcnil frontIta wnloH., ThcHti Incroaae lu »lzo b»uiuniliir ETO\V(|IH, two rlngn being form-

ouch \i-ar, The "otolltlis" or carwlllch lie In twoi/mea on citric*

«lili> of the baito of. theft:i-nolnl cnvltjkafford iinothiir moiin^' of d«tormliui>tlon.

l.lko' the fH-«|cB, tin- oto'lltlw lncn>n»*liy two rlnKM nimunlly. Kimli KprltiK—(lint IH, from i'Vbrunry to June—•WhUo rlttK IH nn'iiu-d, nnd fnrlrnuUim«-Hint IH, fixini July to()ctolx'iN--n liluckono. TlaiM thu number of iiltltw vrlilt*or hlncl; r lnun In un otolllh Riven th«nK<> of tho Huh In y^m-u., In ttui CHHO 06flntllnh l int hit lor miitliod IHIH luS-ufolintl uioro rcllulilc, wln-rcim lu th*raw; of tho <-oiI HID m'liKtt R|VO u tMtlor

t 'Hiil t . Allhmiiih vnryli iK ni i i fU lit HIMml itlinpo In dllTorout N|>t-<>litn, tin- oto-

Illlm H!IOW n roiiiiirUnblo coiiHtniK-y l»th«» M I I I I I O M I M M - I O N ; lioncn thoy ure lU

l i l frul i lc vii.lni! lu Hi,, illnciumlu <>I .it njHfK'n. Ixindon (Jloh<>.

i

^

Heaxly 41 Million Dollars havebeen contributed by the Prudential

(in the form of- taxes)- toward

the inaintenance of

puhlic schools, hospitals,

, • and

._.... •..,....,'.. other State^and-local

interests, '

since the organization

L .of the Company.

Edison Phonographs

andRecords

at

Robert" Steel'sYour Jeweler and Optician

HOYT fr SON. PublishorB.

SATURDAY. SEPT. 12, 1008

Umio, this day made on the ._...,.< f tho undersigned, Administrator of tbej,.iid d>-cedent to exhibit tojthe snbsorib-

- l ia Ut'mttUUtt ii£**iuai>f j i t . _

• date, or they will be.forove'rTD"iirreaTi:Onpi seciiting tor recovering the 'sata:>'•>. inst the subscriber.

SANTO G. .D'AoosTiUo,

THE PEUDENTIjILI have a new line of

Photograph.Models for ever i i n r f r I

always wornITotice to Creditors!—Esrate~"fDominiooGiooopper Deceased,

Pursuant to the order of Emanuel 0yiianer. Surrogate of tue County 6f At-

.COLU-M-BI AWill not rnBt. nor take a permnnanl-.

Issued every Saturday mornlnu.I jinttreo asseoondolUBiiuuttur.]

Mrs. M..Sfitleyt.-r.:W->-Second-StreetWilliam H. Taft

For VlcSPreaiaent,

many meritsof Internatio-nal Tailong,is the very

one ofsquare treatment.John W. Roller,

Bellevne Ave.. ' Hammonton

Eev. D. T. Davies was' in town. on Tuesday. _-

ZAMBONE'S. MoCall'fl Pttttorns and Ma?nzlno for October.

«6f We are advised to listen for tho--wedding belle. : : ~" •.'

STOKE—vacated by W. 0. Jones.—for rentInquire of . M.B.Prell,_

t&* About a dozen candidates areont for Constable,

GIRL wonted for general housework. ' -- SlOOentral.Avcnue.

—--J6T Tbe^np-town- flre--bell—arrived•thrsweek. It is a "beute."

SLICKERS—thousaods of thom;-are to boprinted; at this offloo. Bring your order

' tfff" Mrs. Margaret Peters is visiting_ *Jher brother at Leesburg, NL J. 11

>R Dress Making for women and ohllrtroncall at Vd anil Cherry. E. A- Vernier.

»6r M!l8J5s!ll!1..B!rd8aJ|.i8 the .latest'accession to the-Post'Offlce force.

BETTER tban the Best clothes Jorlroen—isoffered at Banfc Bros. Store.

J©" Mrs. Rohrman is visiting inPhiladelphia for a weefc of more.

AND

ICEof ooa). If it df-s not' satisfy

; yon, tell us; 't it does,tell your neighbors.

,Local Ebone-704

For Sixty-Two TearsTHE -

€iimberhnd Mutua]lire liisumnce Co,

haa insured the proprriy of its member*: pi\l<L*ll_los«{m-Drop>i'ily, aud savod4he asaurod from 25 to •r)0 per cent, of tb"

cost, in a stock company.For parllculari 1^00

Y, P. 8. C. E. State Con-__ jentlon will be held .Jn_AtlantJcJClty,

Oct. 7, 8. and 0. Delegates will gofrom the two local societies.

Wayland DePuy, Agt.,Cornerj^ocond and Clirrry StroeU,

Hammonton, N. J.

W. H.

In3uranc0 AgentNotary Public,Commissioner of Deeds.

' o f "

Office, Speur Building,Hammonton.

Now ia tho time to have yourPlumbing- and

Hot Water Heating(put I", before cohl iroatlmr nets in.

' Boo, or phono

WALTER J. VERNIER• about itV

Central Avo. ubovo park: Ave.

•_HAMjv10MTON, N^_

3DO -5Z-OXT

ZTammoQton , . • . , . ;

Star Bottling Co.D. POaLIETTA, Prop.

Ginger Alo, SarsaparillaSoda, Etc.

Ordcra Promptly Attondod To.Local Phono MU

• Pinoaalvo ACTS H*EA rnumrr.Carbolizod

-SgjMV^nv^-Ji—Bryan—wtH—*peafc—aWashiogton Park next Tuesday, attwoo'clock.- •

jgy Mies Monde Super will leaviBlack's clerical force in a week or soand go to St. Joseph's Hospital to trainfor

Indies of the PresbyterianChurch will hold a cake.sale this alternoon, from three o'clock, inLittle's store. '

OWNKR of flno cottage In AtlandnClty.ona Jot 45 x 165 feet, centrally located, wll

consider a trade for good bonne and->rronndsIn Hammonton. Olvo full particulars, locatton, size. etc. Walter T, Reed 4 Co., 1316Atlantic Avenue, Atlantic City.

t&~ Tne new combination skirt anccoat hanger you bear tboin all talkingabout can bo obtained from the ladiea oltbo Universalist Church. .

aptist services will bo bold inFiremen's H a l l to-morrow. NextThursday evening," ~a ^special "businessmeeting is called for, at the sanio place.

Foil BALK On account of 111 hrallh. willHf!l nil my brccderh—rockn, blaalc barred,

uniruiid wlilto. ^25 Hlraljtlit working bomern,bine burred anil checkered. Poultry bnunm.lULun'n. wire luneliiR, eudar posl», elo. BU 01tlm nl'ovo hoim Inld 8-101 egi(8 from Jan. Int toAug. IS, In lliu incun .tlTim 2S of thoni weronottlni;. Cuii bo «eim un HOUlli lltu HU, belowlet Iloiid on Allen E«t»to.

JloxWS. JJ. N. DuUols.

I©-'Tho Civic Club Fair will bo heldin Bul.levuu Hall, on tho 5th, Oth and7th of; November. Thuso who will con-tribute articles of any kind, ploaso sendto Mrs. M. Sdtley.

K&" Harper's Weekly of Sept. 5thcontulnn. a lull page illustrated articleentitled "YVhoru Ille-snving la an exportscience," by Wultor J3. Peot, M. D.,whom wo all knuv/.

KiT The City Pharmacy haa a beau-tllul dlsi>lay of duhllaa and other flowersIn one ol their wludowo. Thoy-aro theproduct of .T, Murray Baaaott'a PackardBtreot^dahllu farm. , ,

D»••'•, J'-, HOWliY.OpiBopnth 1'liynlolftO.ofI'lilliidiiliihlu. l/uvlng colrtl.flMMHl itu

llmpinniitoii, wil l trout puUimta onK 'IhurMliiyii. nnd HutiirUnyn of ouch

wuuk. riioiM wlni i ing ui lAke iwiiKinuthloirciitnioiiiinuy iiiuliu up)ioliilnionln by drop-.> l i iL r l i l i n » nurd M l i lH I'lilludaliililu omen,

HulfB?!!) Ilnnl luinto Trust llnll.flinf, I'lilln.Dr. llowuy inukon u •pnoliilty of troitllncIIKVUIIS nnd olironla OIIHIIU.

«8T A GMID. Wo wish to publiclyqxprcoB onr upprcolallon lor kind iloadaand vroriTit durlnu; thu Illnoeo ftnd ulncoho death of cur motlmr, Mr«. JacobJonrillllon. Tnio CmumKN.

Hlnco the day oHIour won laid off,robherlca uro reported, 0110 being

nBUcceooful, O»o of them wai a holdup, bolow Jlotal Couklln, and tho otliorho breaking Into Nlvlnon'a Hunltnrlum.t&- All mumbora of Slinuniunkln

.'rlbu aru mjuuutcil to bu prcaent aticxt Tuunday'a aluop. Thoro will ho andoptlon, and other liuportmit AnniroreV

C, «K U.

T p O .X1 first claes condition. Mrs,.D.B. Berry.,

_ . _ jiliyine.Street.1 Howard Moufotl utid futuily **''

ppending two weeks in Uicbmond, Va--T> Afl9ETT1S!Dohlln8 ore In bloom.. _Cal]_a!

Jt$ the office on Packard Sfrect duy or even—IHg; JrMnrrny Basset tr—

Prof. John E. Hovt and wife.t^'ia^fatbprJfc-J—a

CENTRAL CASH STORE IWe are now doinjr basiuess, and

Invite you to call andinspect our stock of

Groceries, Maccuroni. Pnro iOlive Oil,- Imported Olicesof"

Fresh and Salt Meiits.We sell for (.'pah only, and on the lowestpossible margin, therefore we feel Mire,onr prices arc right and oarqnality willsuit. Hoping to nerve you, wo areRAKE It IJROS., 203 Bollovne Ave.,

Hammonton.

E.IT.JTRYPure Milk

AND

To be gin-with,every fabric is soldon its merits andyou know -beforeyou place your

order whetherit is ALLWOOL or

-not.--

There is nevar any discussion about quality-its worth is plainlymarked. Bu^value for value, the Intcrnat:onal fabrics cannot

be duplicated anywhere at any pricc-nor in the elegance of their

designs and colorings. And jou ought to'see the STYLES at

your disposal just now. They will more than please you~ayelplease you as much as the tailoring itself, the grace, the hang andthe fit Call and look the samples over.

Quit Tailoring Department cun help youwith your new Kail suit. Bang Bros.

~Jt6T!-T>. B Berry's house, on upper^gn=Taaaftfc'ir;bwlt'-'W the

rear.

10* William Lvman and John Bird-gall are-

0AS RANO"B-M"burn*r«,-<>ven,—mircomplete, In good phnpe, for pale. AlRO, nff w

liou.iplmld gOndK to sell. \Geo.T.Wnlther, Orchard 8t.

tST Let every voter make sure thatbis norae is on the" Register. Copies are

'•now

JH)B fAI.B Cheiipt A (lock of20 fiill-hlood-ed lit). ck Mln . .tens. Orvl l ln HaxHoti ,

Cor. of Bollpvnennd A'alley Aves.

S&^ MrSrund-MfnirGi bson—of-Phila^delpnln. have been visiting E, F. Frynud family.

TAKE.notlcooflhenew Fall Merchandisedisplayed weekly In [lank Brother*' win-

^ n d »torp - —- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Edw. Twomey and wife, of Phil-. ndelphin, were welcome home-comersover Sunday.

FOfl KAT.E. Homo BiiUnhlc for f n m l l ybii»ltif«8,— Hound, kind, and r, .

to quick buyer. Mrhl. Iluxln Koad.

tf&~ Rev. W. II. Farrar has returnedfff>m"a BtiVon^weoks'^triirwestT— rislfar

FOIIN 1>— xlruyingon my proinlneii.ayoungplK. Ownvrean Imve win? by proving

property nnd I'HJ InR cost. Win. K, llun«ptt.

Par E. P. Eugor has sold his place,ov«r 'in - the ~First"-Wnrdr"und- rentedHenry Sclmumborg's."ITlHKNCUl.nncI Oormun tnt iKbl by on nxnor-f enoid ti'iichnr. Apply to Huron Htlllfrlud,KITE Hiirlmr Itond.

There wno no quorum at tboBoard ol Trudo, Tuesday evening. In-

Cottage Cheese

Dairy Rooms,21*1 Eailrond Avenue

Local Phono 038

Harry El WaUaceHOUSE PAINTER

AND DECORATQROutflide and Intide Work

Glazing, Kolsorning, Oil Color,AlabdHtine, and Paper Flanging

Satisfactionguaranteed

I),it1> I'lionon, euro Ornm«r'aItonliuiiuii t , Iluainioiiiun.

Thomas E. Harris, Hammonton

UNDERTAKER EMBAtMER

EL WOOD P, JONES •Ofllpo and Residence, 210 Bollevue Ave. /

Local Phone No. 842 : Bell, 40-A.

Wax Flowers, Figures, etc., for funernlH and* ' , ' ' • . /'

memorial norvicea/fiirniHhed on short notice,

Electric Flat Irons!1 -''I

Save your Compli xion.Save .your OlothcaSuvo your TemperSave j'oiir l l c n l t hSave your MoneySuvu. your'Time

30 Cays Free Trial.Uniform 1 emperaturoNo DirtIH nuvcr too Cold -1^ novertoo HotIH always Ready"Needs no llohenting.

Hanimonloti Electric Light Co,V

ftj)

tonsn patriotism, that.

J MUll l lAY HAHHKTT has rluhtv varlp.• tics of Dunl ins In one block. Cull and

HIIO them. I'urkiirdHlreot.

t®r Mr. A. L. Birdsull, brother loA. II. Blrdsall, died In Atlantic City,tiopt. Oth, from paralysis.

SKVEN rtonie Power Hte»m Knclne, inunod condition, for oulo obeup. Can he

noeu riinnlnu, Inquire,!''rlr.luii Cut Glutm Co.; Vtnoland, N, J,

Wo have the latest edition of thei Game Laws, which anybody Is at

liberty to consult at this office.IJiOll HAIjK.—Ion wnuiin—second hniid. Cff.J.1 I'. I le lblK, Hill HI. between 1m A 2nd ltd.

t&* Mm. U. O. Leonard entertainedliar iiunt, Mrsi Owen, and grnwldniiKh-tor, I'ourl Lloyd, from Ciimdon.r/AMHONK'H. .MoniotbliiK spciolnl In Unlit/j wolulit for oblldrun for ii irly nul Woui,lilKh neck and nhorl nleavoM, at lU>j|'o.

tSf* Prof. B, 8. Moado u n d ' f a m i l yhave moved to Lanndowue, Pa., to re-main Ihrouuh the'Winter, at leant.

1)AUT of K n r n l K l i r d IliumttVor r u n t .M CM! urn Inipri ivMiii ' i i lH, in mm. vriilk lo

Mtntlon, AddrcxH, "IV," It«|)iilillflui)Ofllra.

t&~ Mr, and Mr«. JON. Fry, .,of Him-mokln, Pn., are npundlnc n fow daysw(.th tho formor'a hrolhor, E. K, Fry.

1J»Oll JIKNT.—Mtnrn No.'.'II llollcvuo Avo.,' lluiii i i ionliin, .N. .1, "Apply to

10, M, l ' 'nlicmllcl, l i : i ' j Mnrkl . lHI. ,( J l l l l l l l l l l l , N, .1.

IbT MJIIB .Kmiiiu Mpmninr, of ^ortWaynu, Indiana, has boon npondlnn tbopast Wflok wi th hor oounln, 10, If. Fry.

NOTICR (luntonioiH can K<*( Ibnlr ropiiirwork ul ruy rMildnniw. Ui'J Itnllroud Avo,

W. 0. JI I I I IM, Jnivftlur.

Inatirn with tiio A. H. I'lillllrtn Co.,Uurtlatt IhilldliiK, Atlnutlo Ulty.

Town Council Meeting.

"Bogttlar session oa Saturday eVebing,Sept. Gtti.' Mr. Boyer absent, sick.

Light Committee reported that street

past month, but Improvement promisedLaw"vand Order' Committee .stated

that Roadioe Railroad Company worereluctant to put watchman at'Thir-teenth 3t;, as the season is nearly ended.Also, that there bad been eight arrestsfor drunkenness and disorderly conductBIX lor trespass; four on other charges.-

^W-rrttetropinion-Jrom aolicitor -Stocfewell, that Council has power to "regnlate" liquor business,- wbich includesrlghtt6"aivld& the town"into aistrictaand fix license fees for each. Ordinancelaid over to next meeting.

Finance Committee stated that Water

oil's possession, except Mr Johnson's,which had been lost. Votod-tbat aduplicate he procured at once.

Fire Chief reci'mmeoded that Beadiug Ballroad-Corjopaoy be requested toput mutal roof ou their coal abed, ueedby E. Stockwell, a» said roof bas twicetaken nre. ' - - - - - - - • • • « - - . ' - • • • • —'•

Voted that money received for .graveland street dirt be credited lo Highwayaccount.

Bills ordered paid:Fire Dept .'.'

M Dlileo. haullDj;_...._...• M n nuppiii-fllo.- Hpp'pllcs.........;

32 00-

_2_flO_Poii'l JlTngold, repol.ra —.,H McD Little, supplies

5 10SCO

Tulepuone Uo, a moa eervlce..

Town Purposes.!$32 S5

J W MyersB F lienshaw, Balary,

W lfBerusborjBe,banMog' W 'L Bl'uc¥.l

2T-501225

10 58

Knlpb Blrdsall, special officerTelephone Co, service -

2 70H no

iirfli'e warden .... ....~7T._ L'larencejBlbeison. special ofllcer .

T ^ H»yiP- ....:..::::-.'.:...::

. 8 604 20I S O

A very'enjoyable farewell party-was—tendered -Miss -Lottie- Lehman^

E J-Trnflurcl, salary .Ju«_L W_bltc,f peclal ofDcer....EM Jackson.'expert—...r.......;r.;v;:..S B Cmincr, me.uisKrMcC Miller, upcclalxjfflcer ......M C Cnppucolo, Btriip _.~~J H.Gnrtou, police _Offi> I-. Benuelt . Bpticlftl .................T'H Delker.ndvTom Tell, Ki l lmg dogsB U HcusiHi,<llHlrlbutiDf bills ..H MoD Little, repairs, olc _.,.HoyU4-Soa,.prluUUE aud advu....

HighwaysC 0 Combe ........T.,.........,.M..,r............A Tnnnio.Q TnnniHollo

_W..K.BerDBhou«e--...: ....'.......W K Olbersun -.1 . „....Edw Bukvr.... -W L Bluck, lupplles .V i....M CiilabrlaJ O l^lzzoftoK U lleruHhouep

ff-M12 DO .

-f'ir425180-1 UO

M 10

1'oor-Kiind...,,.... , i—Win L 13lac.lt, goods .'

.. 1 05

.. 3 50

..' - 50

.. 1739

53-11 08

..205 30. SO UO

'2t 7516 00-12 00ii 753 500 7fi

20 00105 75'

£.501 03

7J50"56 da"

7 6UM Itubua, goods

The following highway bills werpordered-puld- whun— sworn to-by-tboclaiuiaota.

J a Mori ..... • ................. . ..................... 'J 20Tony Incloniii! ................................... 7 8.1Miutliow luolouno ............. . ............. 3 00Angelo Mlmonoy ............... .. ........... .. o 00Uuuitrlu Alello ..................... .. ............. i! 75Tony Jacobs ........ ... ...... ,.: ....... . ........... 4 ooJiiBopli Notto ........... ........................ S 75Hunli) D'Agontlno ................ , ............. H 00Cannon Ordlllo ................ ................ O'OOA L I'ttlton ....... .'. ................................ - H 00Tony (,'nruiio ...................................... 0 BoTony Pulttllo ...... .' ........... -v-^^ ........... 8 75.K N PeuufBuo ................. .{,., ...... IT: ........ 24 75Uno Amatlo_ ......................... .'..., ......... 8 00Tony Klizotto .... ..... ....... ....... . ............ IH 80MIIU.OO KftiiitiO ........ , ......................... ;. o 00Uuo ICIvlnn. Inntornn ........................ l 1(1

Edward J. Trnfford presented hla'ealgnatton as momhor of Gounod. 60notion, acceplod, '

I>intrlot Clerk prneonted his report onicliool Qnnncos. Ordered (Hod.

Uiissull JohiiBon aahud that FKtoontliItroet bn repaired. Kolurrud.

Ovurooar of thu Poor asked adviceoiuuirnlup; one Frank Flloolllo, anlallan, 80 yoara old, u town uharuo

who dcBlrea lo rotum to Italy. Over-ear luntriiotod lo consult Solicitor, andmpoweiod to uct. Later arraugomonta

woro mode through HonJ. Fogllatta, tooud hliubaak about Oat. -1st. .....

Ltittor Irotn luunugor o( Cutxxii I2ic-itblt Car, wbo desires to locate hero alay 6r two, asks about llconto. Voted<i require none,

Coneldurablu talk about uraval pits,)Ut no action. ., ............

Mr. White offered an amundmont totho now show ordinance, providing nIon of SI lor llrst night; 50 conto nncli

lnu night; 91 i>ur day first wock;cunts tlioroallur. JVonud llrst

T. U. Tnomuy dvolrod lo havu M«dl-

«on Ave, made passable; wilt ham andspread gruvcl. Referred. '"

Oo motion, adjourned to meet Mon-day evening. . '' Adjourned -meeting on Monday eve

tlons, and decided upon a budget to be'recommended to public meeting, to bocalled for Thursday evening. ,

j®°" Miss Lina Zoitz spent Sunday ather mother's."/!' ,. ,•tST Mrs. Nettie Tomlln IB -visiting

her sister, Mrs. Newcorub.

HOUSEHOLD Goods,—«t PrIVflto Sale., • . ' . ' • " 'Mrs. K.J. Traffbrd.

jffl* Harry Simons, of .Glassboro, vis-ileffhrs 61dTi(5me lowrtblB weekr ~ - -

JtSS" Boro, on Thursday, Sept. 101908, to Mr. and ;Mrs. Phillip Kurtz, a

HOUSE Lot for sale, on. Peach Street; andanother on Grape Street. Inquire at tbli

office.

66T A. J. Rider and family are en-joying themselves in their dne new auto-mobile,

Mrs. G. N. Lyman and son hadu pluasattt-trrP—this—ffeefe;—to-Ha«4s>.bura,-Pa.

TWO lloTB on"PBSsmore Avenue for sale,—501150—obeap for cash. .

' H. R. Monfort.

j®- Amos'tlnrley's family are here,visiting at bis mother'g,- - H e . la erpect-ed next week,

j®" Subscriptions are: coming intohaudH, toward the 'new

Baptist Church.TT7OMAN WnntediWho will opmn _tp_theTV housoand dowajblgg. ItilsoHlce.

George T. Waltber will open ablacksmith shop at Qaks.Pa.. Ifre latter^part of this montb.

.Kg lar.' our Ha'mmnrUon_Club batf won"

TwBnVv^tWd~ga'ESe'8'.~':seventeen out o

zAMB<>NE!s. Job lot of block caubmere

Wednesday evening..

PresidenVof the Camden County Chris-tian Endeavor Union.

FV.MI SALE— 12 acres, good house and barn,also 3) acres, In fruit aba berries.

The , Patriotic Order SODS ofAmerica meet every Saturday evening,—^chanced from Monday.

Attend tbe~ fiDnrcBampTonsfiipto day, on onr grounds, with EBB -Har-bor. Game called at 3 30.

LOTS for 8i»le. on Bellevue Aye., Nichols,Grape, Walmcr and Third Streets, nnd

KgB H««x>r-Koad.— Extra Largo. Terms easy.. A. J. Klne. . . . ,

jgy Capt. Wm., J. Morton will /spenden mo time with relatives in Maine ;then visit bis sister in tbe West.

4®~Tbc Town Clerk will bo in hisoffice (Town Hall) this. evening, from7.80 to 9 o'clock to-recelve-potllionsr

-rtrvvNTBD, Kurnlsbod Rooms ~" 'forTlgiil"VV iinunokecplng, or furnished house for

the winter Address, Look Box 105,Uamnipnlon.

Morton and Lylu Crowoll, andPaul Imboff, returned on Tuesday from

wwitt's-cnnootnn trlprlown tlurbay; —SST Bear in mind tho W. 6. T. U.

Convention nest Tuesday moraine, af-ternoon, and evening, at Ploaeantville.

IJiOB BALE,— New House, sin rooms nndbulhruum, rungo, Dot un<l cold wi\tnr,

piped furjiua. vtcura beat. HcoUoo. A, UluUoor wrlto, Bo* 6X1, Hnmruonton.

*5T Lalon M. Parkhurst's IIOUBO andbnrnH are being improved by tho appli-cation of hammer, saw, and paint brush.

ZAMHONK'H. UlnghnmaforBolioolilrcMCJ,at llio. and 12J40.

T Thu Uarno Warden might dowell to drop in tho woods abovo FourthStreet, between Ikllovua nnd Ifairvlew.

FOK'HAIjK. Trnot of 'and belnnntnic tolOslulo of A. II. Rlolmnlii, •lillalihi for

oranlx'rrleti. A bog In beurlnK, u fine co.ditrHwurnn, anil form land. For purlloulur*,apply to Mm. J, U. Itlohnrda, Overbroolt, I'd.

Copt. Crowley Loyoliiiid andnro bolng • congratulate!) on llio

birth of a ton, on tinturduy, Sept. Gth,1008.

Tbn Board of Hoallli will meatnext Tuesday evening, In Town IJull .All tholr mootlngH arc opon to llio[lubllu.rplllO K I N K wi l l b« opon for nkBtlng M-JL nlulil rromHloll)vno<)'»liicli . I.|tilli<> neednot lour rowdyism, IIH I'olloa Uox|xnilcil lobei>rrnnnl. I nnt ilotorinlnoil thut ordor »hnl l boinulninlnrcl . • A..' . Klhtf .

Main, 1'J, 11HW.

Mr. Dv Wv Ayo[mat bin nlnuty-thlrd year, npuut uuvurnldays with his daughter, Mm. Leonard,Adams, :

W»T Gco. H, Groin la looutod lit C'luvr-ottoBVlllo, Vn., having uoun thoro this

week to tuko a luw oouteo at tho-Unl-yoroily.

Mlon Hunt Jonlnon returned homonst Monday Iron) a visit to frlamla In

Connoatlout und lloatoi^ and ruporlacvory tlilui! lonklna very One, oapuulullyHarvard Collo^'o nnd J)nnhut; l l l l l Munu-mo ul.

Outing JflannelGarments.

There is no need 'to go to Philadelphiafor .your ready-made outing flannel garments.We can save you time and money right herein your own town, and give you perfect

' ' "

Ladies' short Outing Skirts, made- ofgood heavy material, light or dark, 25 & 380.

.Ladies' long Outing Skirts, of-goodmaterial, 25 cts. and 56 cts. .

Misses' Outing Skirts, 25 c and 38 c. ~"

Ladies' cream'Outing Gowns, 50 c.

Ladies' pink^or blue stripes, dainty de-signs^Gowns, 75 c and $i.

Infants' cream puting gowns, 25 cts.

Misses' dainty stripe gowns, 38 c.^--^

Mejnls

. Atl^~the"Se garments are cut in good fullsizes, and are well made. .

Outings by:

BLOCK'S

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,-.,-'^i,.' .*(•

Every man appreciatesa good razor. .

1 We have a line of tKe beet

Step in afld look at them.

Everything in,Hardware

Paints, • Oils, Brushes, }

and everything-for the Luilder.

H. M CD. LITTLE.

Daniel Webster FlourCoats more than other Hours, but the 'value received"more than equals tho higher coat. You will obtoragreater returnn in many ways. Your bakinga willbear eloquent tentimony of this. Your bread will bemore nutritious, will have a finer flavor, will remainBweut.un'd fresh for^a longer period; that annoying; •dryneen will bo absent, to your great relief; yomrbakings will be materially onsior and fewer ia num-ber ; and a loaf or two more may bo made each tims:williout.'tjift'feftr^-Uot they .wili'.be<!omb eloie. - n! -1-- '..'-•

Daniel Webster flour will make considerably more 'bread than an equal quantity of .any other Jllour. 7. Itwill do all thin, and there is no need of further argu-ments. It will plead its own oaso as eloquently aadid the renowned man whose name it boars.

Don't forget tho name Daniel Webster.'•Once known, never forgotten," Sold by

IVI. X*. JACKSQM & SOJtiL

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- A 8f\IUUIANT--SlJN£AV--.SERMpl1L-BY~ T H E ~ R E V . W. H7 M'MAStER.

Theme: ' Spiritual Awakening.

.Brooklyn, N. Y. — The 'Rev. W. HMcMaster, pnstor of tlie Embury Me-morial M. E. Church, Lewis avenueand Dccatur -street, preached Sunda>morning' on "The Spiritual AwakenIng of Man." The text was fromLuke 9:32: "When they were f u l l jawake they saw His glory." Mr. JV

^— <Fh<*-cominon-yet-stMinge-phcrionT=-

cna of sleep and waking provide ut-with-a-elgnlflcant-stmHe; — The-state-when the body is dormant, the sensesare,. stopped and reason is absent, ' be-

-«omcs -the symbol r of .inaction, ,.ob-.Jlvion, unconsciousness, death. ' Th«state of. waking comes to represent ir.our language, action, awareness, re-sponsiveness, life. Sin is said to put

B^-3^gy-School;Tlme8..---^-for truth. His challenge was "Com*

Lnnd seer^He-e1fair.ea the"vt* inquiry, pf openness to the truth, I They who fear the Lord do not needas -the type and, by la-king that attl- to fear.- . "tude toward nature man has come I A crooked 'life caunoMead on the

straight way.A'good lifo Is no small contribution

Into .possession \ot .her truth. B>obeying nature man nas come to con-,t£i>l:her. By getting down humblj -to any man^- logic..to learn from (her, she has exalted I T° bo trito. to the best Is. the bestmnn by.bor-treasures and tier secrets. | wej^an do_for truth.The ml,nd of Christ, whichwhich Is open tq_thechallenges" Investlgatiomlts the nallprfiUs to the most doubt-

'°P'P:ie p"iist calls for

. ressnt. < • - • • .Present .consecration Is the best

3OOQOOOOQQOOOQOPOQQOOOOOTOPIC FOR SEPTEMBER 13, 1008.

THE CHRISTIAN'S PATH TO FAME.:.• T Mark 10:35-45; Phil. 2:1-8:How Is tho .Christian to . acquire

fame? Before answering- 'that question\vo .must ask ourselves...to what .sortot-fame ho should .usolre. li ho seekstho fume that comes from Success Inwar or In politics or in litoratune . oron_thc_platform or In money-getting:

power to quicken the conscience, produce repentance and win 'the moralnature to the blglnTsrs'lamtiVrnX—IT-IBS developed the moral nature to;lie place where no man'can hope toJB religious beyond the^oxtent thatie is moral, and.no corporation repre-

sents Chrlsfrtun things beyond tho ex-tent that It -Incorporates the ethicsof Christian love in nil its business.'the soul to-sleep in moral night

Christ Is represented .as the awakenei Christ is leader in the j;reat Intel-of those asleep, the lifter of those leetual and moral awakenings of ourdead Into newness of life. A sin It ; times. He has Jed us to tills mount

- - * nwakfitTTn^ nnd wr. UH-P f IIP f.ivnrpd

Many an 111 of the hsart would be-cur&oHf;the hftnj|fw_er£j5Bi)t.clon;i,

There Is nothing" that will hoip yonto lead others moi-e than hsln's iilileto look back ovjr a i-lirM life yoiu-self.-^-Henr.v: >V"CdiJ'e," li)'-""Sun'-** .School Tirn»s. .

Christian Endeavor.

represented by sleep mid-death, life lirepresented by light and glory. The

"basal suggestion in the word "glory1

Is that of dazzling brightness, of- eiful-gence, and it will gather a deepeningcontent as the wealth and wonder olthe spiritual life are unveiled...Religion^haB-as-its-subJect-mattei-Jepfinlaace-nnnot the morbid, erratic and abnormalthings of..dreams.and nightmares, buithe ^normal visions of the awnkpnpilsoul. When the soul Is most nofmaiand when it has most nearly attainedjhejd.eal state, then its sight is clearesl

__andLjisLSl-flo ifgreates.t,_Jffiti eJuEeler,James an~d "John,'

" Transfiguration, were: heavy withI _j _ __^_sleep., they-saw_nothlrng and heard

notning, but when .they were fullj-awake they saw Christ's glory and thetwo men who stood with Him. The

to the all-enveloping realities .of th«

glories. The awakenedmind, on, the other hand,-ha,s. come tcspiritual Consciousness. He respond!

—• ~.*_--->.•»•;«Ti--VX"I"~^fJTiiC7TYJ~I ~L «. F^nl—~ il, ~ !„__ ,

apostles, when we are fu l ly— awakewill see the glory of Jesus Chl'ist.

Christ is the most powerfu l 1 forceIn human life for the. awakening ofthe intellect in search for truth, orthe quickening of the, conscience to

COMMENDING' OUR SOCIETT—I.BY CHURCH ATTENDANCE.

nd f . - i t h , ami'Ing the soul with all Its awakened andaroused powers into service for men,even to the point .of free nnri -glnrt-t;p.lf.sacrifice.

As men follow Christ, He has re.-habilitated their faith in the spiritual,and broken the illusive-spell cast overISem—by—the-materiar~the. false andsuperstitious views of God lose theirnold on theln.minds antLiaj

Psalm -26:1-12, Heb. 10:21-25.

Our soclely Is a department In the-church.~irTr6loh8s-To'~nTe cliurch andcomes to Its firll. dignity .and :.uscful-"rieas only a.s It makes*-itself felt as a

great—bodj—of-belt "WoTETiig witnthe church and for Its prosperity.

If the society, or any branch of It,

fore the sun-likd doctrine of the di-vine Fatherhood. The selfishnoss ofmen's hearts Is softened Into brother-1.. trr*l-,l1 T.-U1 Trttl *t^« ^.IrT ^nlttjlntfrf^^nr*!-

.sfiould glorify Christ. Self-(?lorlflcationeither in an Individual or In a society

aside their crudities and sink them-

^^

Itfes havT—lound-a^sphere-of-blessed-actlonrane

his whole personality is awakened tcji spiritual sensitiveness which catchesravishing glimpses, of the divineglory. • - ' ' . ; . '

The world of spiritual reality is at:

AC * tsti/uiiu*1 j j v i . v k t i ***. .i»i*.« u *»»»... .. ***.**^ , . u » . « . ii._ i ^t- * AI- _ . , • . .. • . _ —

I 1 ) mosphere. . It is underneath and im-minent, in all material forms. - "IrGod we live and move and have ouibeing." Our real selves are unseer.

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earthen vessel of the unseen gift ollife. Our words are visible or audiblesigns of spiritual ideas.. Our draw-ings of lines and angles and circlesbnt visible representations of purelj

—• Ideal—relations;; our "books" and 11-"braries but means of concreting andpreserving that spiritual thing w«call literature. We are asleep anddead to all we are Ignorant of. nwe are aware of the treasures of lit-erature we are awake and alive'tcthem. If we are conscious of the un-seen and spiritual things we are

r, j

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rto"".'th"eih'.~- BecausV- we do not see these spiritual glories

does not argue their non-existencebut only our dead condition. Thoswho see them are tho prophets, thseers, the men of spiritual authorlt

. and leadership. Christ was Just ad|vine nnd just as glorious down In

_ tho valloy hoallng tho demoniac -chiliand restoring him Into his father'arms ns Ho was on Mount Harmonwhen the' disciples saw His garmentas white as snow. The only differenco was that on the mountain "the;were fully awake and saw His glory.

1 The waking of tho soul IB a processThe true object of education -In tcawaken and nrouso and develop th<powers oF tho personality'. Th<growth qf the bodi ly powers Is Inrgnlj

, conditioned by well-directed act ivi tyheneo calisthenics and KymiuiHtlcaTho (levnloiminnt of the mental fncnlties IH condltlpnod by fltlmiilntlnf

..... thbiiKlii nctlvlty, honco syBtoniH ot InHtrnn t lon , and te.nche.rs and foiiracs oHtudy,' Tlio. awnkonlng of tho mornnut nro lu condU.loned by dolni; tin

--------- will " of~TIo!l, Ifonco prnyor nncchiircbos nnd rl tn. i ls -ftnd urenchlnjanil religion. Tlio object ot .rollRlouiIniitriictlon In to awnknn thn ii leeplnfc()iiH(!lRn«e, thn d o r i n n n t fci 'UnKH, tin

- • • • - Ini ic l lve w i l l mid onllnt thorn nctivol)In tlut H|ilrllnal love und labor olChrlut. / . , , /

Th'.i hlHtory of religion wherwritten from tlio atandpolnt of proKreuHlvo dnvolopmcnt w i l l ho dnHtory of t in t awnl ienl i iK of tho mmto M p l r l l n n l t l i l i iKi i . rroreiiiior l louni iimyn: "VVIicn thorn IH l l t t lo nunitii ior moi'iil ilovelopinem (hd re l lKloull ini t l i ic t , can e l lnK to a id le l t , or a M|OIKor MOIIIM low nnd - hldi-omi nnlmulHut. mi l l f o u n f o h l n nnd In te l l ec t li

..... Clarified and coiiHelcnco bccomofi n)|<aunt lu our I ' c l lKlo i iH thinking, It thenRpprnrn tlijit t lmro nr<i nn r i a ln rondl.tlonn ( h a t i n i tH t hn met Hy nny rul lKloiHint In to coinnmml th" imneiit of do-voloped l i i l in i inUy." All niccii l inviwonililp mid I ' l . ' l l islnn, T l iu 'uwokiMi-Ini; of tho mind, I I H nvldcnced In l h <»ri)Ki'eii:i nf education, linn made v.'or-worttlilji and n t l lK lon . ' Tlio a w a k e n -Ing of t i n t I I I I I I M I I of the h e i i n t l f n l ,uvUlnnc.iiil liy tho pro^iTim of a i l nndouthiillcii. linn niadn worHhlp n i n i i.Ixiiiutll'iil, Tho awaltenliu; (if t h elllonil nahll 'e, an evli lei icod by elhlcauyiitiuilH and e l l iha l '(t|ii|ilianlii, Innmude wnri ihl i i nnirc o t l i l i i n l . Wlierintm nro f u l l y n w a U n t h e y w i l l HDD tinKloi'X "r ClU'l'il, fi'i1 He In tlio t ru th fnitho mind, luvo for t l io , heart nndnowiU- nnd H M l d e for HID wil l . No t rue

, unvul' ' p i i i i i i i l of tho h i i i n a n pe i 'K( iaa l l l )Will <ixi:niid Ihn c,lory of ( , ' l i r lnt , notKo 110 hli;h tha t I In iilinll not roniukItu Ideal and KM Kimil . \Vn van tblnl iof nothing In Iho iniirnl and upli IhinlDonlo liuyiiiid nr bol ter t l in i i JeiuuChi lot,

^ultimate faith -of -nianfeInd.'""\Vho

shall sax what greater glories awaitto surprise the more ful ly awakenedpowers of man's soul! When we are

glory.

. Discoverei-s of Opportnnity.It is a peculiarity of human-nature

that we do not readily respond to op-portunities for doing good unless we

something in the self-discovery of op-portunity that carries with It both in-spiration and the sense of responsi-bility. Tell-one that the chance con-fropts'hlm of doing this or that, show

-the-human-nee.d—and—show—htmalso the way to supply it, and he willthank you-1-but how -seldom he willfollow your well-meant but more orless -officious advice! •

.lQn_the_other. hand,. let-one-d iscoverfor himself the thing that ought to bedone, and most likely he will go anddo it. Tha very discovery of humanneed Is an incentive to fiuman help-fulness. One/is ripe for the Joy nndInspiration of service that begins withhis own Initiative. '_ J8~not this one of God's wise pro-visions for keeping us alive, to theconstant presence of opportunities?He gives us great Joy In the personaldiscovery of them, and the personal'response to them, whereas an oppor-tun i ty discovered and pointed out by.another is a Ulnd of lifeless nnd re-mote thing, ' that wo respond to, if werespond at all. perfunctorily mid with-out - enthusiasm.-—At-such - times weteel as If wo had been cheated outof the best part of tho Joy-of doinggood—the doing It upon our own in-Illative, with the glad heart that IHalert to opportuni ty '^ call. Wiselyhas It been said that "the value of anopportunity largely consists .In hav ingsuen It for one's self."—Tho \Vntcti-uiun.

"Endeavorers do not lose more thanthey gain If they substitute a youngfolks' prayer meeting, for. a; prayermeeting that Is intended for all thechurch.

prayer and praise from younf? lips cantake the p!n/-e of prayer and praisesent up to Goa by those who have hadlong knowledge of His dealing with

-them;—-Tho^tvordfrrmlght^bo the samoIn tioth rases, nnd yet their Import Inthe-latter case would be awny beyond•what It Is In tlip former. And youngpeople, 'especially the very Intelligentnnd menta l ly well-trained young peo-ple of our chunfrv . need to realize thntthere IN n knowledge of nod, nn appre-hending of Ood. t h n t comes In greaterrulnpSH nnd perfection wi th Increasingexperience. " '

The older rhrlcthins and tlio younc-er Chr lKt l .nns Hnnu'd worHblp tonether.Any>f>e le tv t h n t fosters such worshipla good, nnd any society that binder''It Is more likely to prove n source ofweakness than of s t rength to thechurch. For while the 'yonnir peonl"need to learn noinethlnt; from the riperChristian experience, of older membersof~ tillr 'ciriircbPtire~i")lder~iiVeinlici-H 'ffeT-il'to be Ktlrreil lip nnd pushed forwnrdby the fresh zeal f ind enthu.il.-iMn ofthe younger members.

IfOne Sure Thing.

One thing IH mire, my friendsGod IH going to forgive IIH ourwo_liavoK()t_to_i:cucut_uf_Qur_BlnH-auil-tiirii from them. "Lot the wickedforanko bin ways." Not only inunt. wefortmko our ulriH, but wo nniHt brlimfor th f r u l t n moot for rupontnnce. 1don't know who the young man wnswho went to hlu employer tlio othermorning and imld: "Thero's tintmoney I took from yo'u some yearnngo," but.' tha t WIIB brlngliug f o r t hf r u l t u |iicel for j-epentunco. We havenut. ( inly got to formiko our N | I I H , b u tIf wo hnve In jured nuy one. If we haveii lnni l i t i ' i 'd hlin mid rniiHed him toHii lYer, wo iiiiua malco ren t l l i i l ld - artfar IIH wo- can) Ajud when wo brlni!for th iiuch f r n l l M , men will havo eonll-deiici) In our ( ' h i ' lH t ln l i l ty , I haveheard of a man who hnd four of hlHnel^hluir 'n iiheep u t r n y lu I I I I IOI IK hlHown, nnd ho took the nii ir l i i i off Iheinnnil kept them. When ho wan coii-Vi.'rleil, Ilieiie four iilienji t roubled him.Uon't t h ink •thn' t yon urn goliii: inl i l iyn peace w i t h (loll If you've |;otfour thni bnlong to iinniohodyehie, or havo put iinninboily ohio'Hmoney In to your pocket . — Moody,

.... ..... _ ..... •. _ t ..It I 'IIJH In ('oni|iicr Hln.

I I hi het toi ' to coininur t n i n p l n t l o nIlii in to ho freed from It. 'I'liiiroforn:I(iil iloen no t , nl oll'-e, tn l lo IIH l int , nf> l i e world nnd heyoml Iho reach of( c inp l a l Ion ; ( I n doeii he l le r (ban l l n i rw h e - i l ie UoopH mi hei'n nnd ofl'iirHua 1 1 hi o i i in l l io ld i iee fu r t i n t defeat, ofour i M i n n i y , A vlctoVloini, iilli-bnrietman l inn more In ho g ia te fn l fur thanmi i i i i i l l i i l n r b d d I I I IKO! . Knr every vic-tory over u ln I l l l l l K M t w o l io l ah le re -nnltii. 11. IncrnilHUH our own pownriiKnl ini t l o n i | i t i i l l n i i , nnd I I l i - : inel in t in t(ili'ccllvuiipan nf thnt t iMi ip tn t l in i III JtBn n x t o i iH i i t , M I I (lod a c l n a l l y lui lpiJ nntn |;et freed f r o m l i u n p l i t t l d u nvoi 'VI l l l l i i Wo I IHo l l l | l l l t l ' e n n l l l l l> lll 'felll.i i ' i n p l n i l o n . I I nray not a lway i i np-penr i<n, for len i i i ln t ln i i dlcii haril; bntIt In M I I , nnd we can prove II, If wen i l ) l l u h l on In

.. would be _In jthe^same position ns an individual Chrls-tlan who snouldThe members of Christ's Church shouldglorify the chui

Christ's (l«vh. nn.land the church

splrltjiajity .:. ^ ,.,.. . .,,........,.....tovg' to "jiaye^our.. ^C!TJ£ty_

If that -Is the sort of-fame to which haaspires be ::uts himself In competitionwith the men of the_wprld, andjtn.«fil_more-^-or'7la'HS"- resort to the world'smethods "

covets must bo mado,the principal objec-t of pursuit.

But Jesus did not seek nuch fame,- nor -tlld—He—eomrne'nd—It—to—His~f ol-

lowcrs us an object of pursuit. On thecontrary, Ho. - commended humility,.nicqkness, submlaslycnpRB.. He taughtunit man cannot gerye'-two-'masters:-something must.hold; first place In hisregard anil Ije the'B^it/Boal of-,,hl3enoi'ts; jvnd therefore Jjo must turnaway from worldly desires'amf-ambi-tions and seek flrst the Kingdom of

Any one. who takes the magazines 01other, publications devoted- to mother •hood and the cure and rearing of In-fants must wonder somctltues how thichildren of. the 'slums live .toi reach' ma-turity; A Chicago paper presents ', an:amusing picture of contrasting condi-tions: ' . ... . ..... . :'_

. She was a very young, very ineipe--rlcnccd mother,, with a baby also very

.soeni to mind that, and went about Its.dully business, of 'eating and 'Sleeping:

God if ho would win the crownUfe. -

M'henof

When Jiunon and John aBkea^fOT^-high -place In Hla kingdom He taught

them that that meant suffering Andwhen the other disciples became Indig-nant because Jnmcs and John hadtried to g-et ahead of them, Jesus toldwh/Vr11 un/Lile ne«- order of thingswhich he had come to establish the

- - - -the humblest person - -most exalted, and whoever wanted to

Highest and-'would - be -the

_ — > — . . ~ . .. ...^v . V,. ,i min^n 11 rn«it-must become the servant of

- Jesus won for Himself the.only'kindor fame mat can never ale, but must•S" incr555ll!SL^a_the_IUiibae_1vbfcth-

-of h1g-\vofk and suffering becomes In-creaslngly_underatQOd. He^won-fa£,o-In the. slRht of God who-j 'hath high!. . , . --. -RF-gtven Him a.'iiamu

which Is above every name:" --Andthe reason why God >vun so pleasedwith His Son was .that this Sonknowing Himself •• - •• - -

•'ehurch"'dWh"B~'tts''~vi-oYk modestly, andrecognizing the authority of tho church.And one of the ehief ways In whichwe .may adopt this nttltude.'rttnd make

Wagner, with much: cheerfulness.

It may be .thought that one prayerand praise meeting In lite week Isquite enough for the young people.The older people have no more. If asmuch. Hut there are grave doubts Inthe minds of many whether Christlan.

Diit If r h r l x t l n n Rnrtnnvorern wan*to rnmineiul t h e i r Koelety In tlio InrireMtneriHe t h e y m ^ i M t ilo innre t h n n n t t ( ( M dm p « t l n R M j they inii'M ienl(e thei r coele tvn means nf hrlnKli'K now memherH Intotlie e l inreh. Tin.- | I I I M | I I < - M H of the cl inivhIn to enni iner the \vnrhl for '. 'hrl^l.nnd every o rwmlznMnr i , - n f theelinreh should have thnt nlm Inview.

ALL ALIKE.

The.world la fu l l of peoploOf many, many kinds,

And many, ninny tncuH,And ninny, many mtnda;

Hut all of thorn got hungry,And all of them got mud,

And.uoinotlmOH thoy nro ImppyAnd ,often they nro Had.

Anil all.lmve little folblunAnd woll-doyolopod (lawn,

And lotn of thorn aren't cm I in;For probity two Htrawn.

Ho much alike In wcalciioim.Ho much alike In uln,

Thec'o, Isn't any quoiitlonThat all tho world In Uln ,

' OHIQIN OF THE BOLSTEn

Thii CnnmdorH nro wild to luivobi'ouuhl hoinu with thuin tho holnter,and according to Dr. Cnntlla theirwlvoii In Icjniriuieo of (In) (inlyrnlloinil wny of tho nrtlcln (I, o.,placnd lone.thwlHO un a niiiniort forthu liable of n ponion when lying unii ldn) , nin| not knowing what oliio todo with It put tho lull ii tor wliiiro It Inn t l l l round on the liedn of thonn whohavo not Innrnoil thn wliuloin o( din-eiinllii); II al l i i^nlhor— iindnr III" pll-low! .

At th in writ ing Urn United HtntoncrnliKir C!nliinult) .In fniil. tiKrnilnd nnDoiihlo DlulT, In' (he 1'nclllc. If .TniinnwaniM to cull It, lutwoVor. all nhe willIIHVII to do In to n(it)d her Hoot nny-wlioro In the vicinity and iiho'H flndHint thn Oolorndo I M not n bluff,

" MMIn (I ' ini i i i i i t ownn , 4ioiiii«lioliliirii mimt

I heir hoi i ini i -ofi imi I l l lu Ihren

Cod.!taf~Hfi - uilgKt- save -i

That was His. rond to fame, and Itmust be ours. No other kind" of fame,no fame won in any other fnphlon, "nnlastT-=-FOr In no .other way can we*er-ve-aod-ai'ocr.taMy tuan the way In

r n ois the only Being who Is able to meteout pral.'e and reward that aredestructible." "'"' "-c ln'

How can we expect to be Chrlst'8rtlsolnies wlthout—knowlnc- somethlrii;-0 '"l^. ""ygh'P of Hla sufferings"

Tatio—without, -'being: made comfortableiu"t.?"Hls death?" It Is an Impos!slblllty, and It is- passlnir strange thatso - many seem to think that it la(•ufflelent to acknowledge the claims oitJesua without " ' "

ought to have .charinwl- beholder^ and"Aynrmed the cocklca'-'of Its mother's-heart; --•• '-'-' - - -- — - :

It did not. She worried from morn--Ins till night nnd from night till mornIlls,' for fenr. the child.,sliould suddenlytake n dislike to tho -modilied milkthat formed Its diet, .aniLplne

-laek of-n-prnpor

•*'\A/OT'S Teddy goln' to -AfricaW for?" inquired the House De-

tective of the St. Reckless,-"For! a dollar a word,1', said the

tute.The upper shelves, of JUT.china-closet-,

rcseiiibicd the shelves of a pharmacy,so lined were they with nil sorts olmilk nnd foods, nil warranted to bl:

She bought these so as to have theuron hand In cilsu of an emergency, andso far as she knew., she iind evenknown variety. Happily for the bnby,"Who wns still conto.iit.ed with uiodltied

4id not nrgel^ny_of—them-upon his attention. •"

Is~nbout"3 months-old.toi't It, Ather laundress silently wrung t)ut someliitle dresses.

Hotel ClerE:—"That's the. latest lu-formation. A dollar a word for 11words having two or ^more Joints tothem, 85 cents-each for shorter and.uglier words, such as would naturallybe applied to an African stinging Hz-',ard or a Bellamy Storer.

:7rn7O>racIIcaTlyrDee'ii settleor;manager,

f _ . TbT5"of one of our leading pub-

—nousea,-.a- concern—tfaat:8—{>rp-TQUCCU imnry—of-the—best-sellers and,some of the dryest of the sub-sellers,went down to Oyster Bay the otherday^and they fixed It up. The_ers™metrHIBr coming away^roin

ro- -ftnd—traelc-[-j^ntl-sing-hig-TaV6rire~0arirone air and

Interest you almost as much as If hewas the blood-sweating behemoth ofHoly Writ. And that's why my hat's

"tervals"h"e threw-hlgsea—into—the—al.and then ran under • them and let•them fall on his brow-and burst. Theyasked him about the matter. 'I'm

"Henlty, Ja~. * He never sick."The mother of the>other baby became

"What, 'Qh; what do.you feed him:

The" big blonde laundress smiled af-fably.

".Milk dat conic In tin can," said she*It'8._dc cheapj-st." " _ :;

.. . , learn, but also thev ».«those who learn by •following' and copy-Ing their Master.

How much greater'Is the fama ofthe poor tent-mnker— and—Itinerantmissionary and prisoner, - Paul,—-evennow, than the fame of, any of the greatmen of hl.s day. who. If they knewanything ufbout him. thought-of him nsa very -Insignificant person an com-pared with themsolves.

The time when fame will bo worthsomething to a man Is Bpolten of InDanlei 12:2, when, It says that. "Manyof them that nleep In tho dust Qf__tho_

-rnrtfrshall awake,"iib'mo to'overlantlnelife and some to shame and everlastingcontempt. And . they that are wlsoshall .thlnp ns the brightness of thonrmnment ; nnd they that turn manyto rlRbteousness as the stars for overand ever."

Sunday School LessonKOK HISI'THMIIKU 13, IMS.

DAVIl;> M A D K KINO OVER ISRAELAND JlfDAH.

2 Bum. 2:1-7:5:1.ft. I.rani 2 Hum. 6:4, 0.Rend 2 Hum. •> to B.

OOLDKN TKXT.—David went oruand Brow' Rront, and tho Lord Qod of

WUH with Him.—-2 Ham. 5.10.

chlldrcn of liiruol In u had plight, Notonly did lio din in a (treat luittlo whichloft t in- I ' h l l l M t l n c M In Iho nHconilaiicy,but ho hiul no woiikonod tlio liutlon hc-foru |I!H dcolli by hln Inciumhlii icovorn-inuii t and Iho l n > i t n l > l l l t y of bin pnrpoucathat thu jK-oplu \vtiru not In any voiull-tlon to rccovi-r tlio Kruuiiil tli«y li't<llout. And \vnriit or ujl, by bin refiwulto iccnj;nl;-i. Davld'H r lKht to nii(>c»<'>lhim hn left -he l i ln t l him • « Irfrnoy ofcivil wur which ori-iiHliincd tlio llrntd lv ln lon uT the /lilldri'ii nf InriM'l )n totwo nep i i rn t<r~"n i i< l i n i i t u i t l l y ho.itlln

iloiiii i 'I 'hln i l lv lHloi i wan nn <l<)iihtriiuno of the later dlvlHlon when

ten t r l l i cH iicpuniteil t l i i iuiHolvcH Miml -\y froiu tho klnirilaiii. cHlabl lHhml byUavlil. - t ,

Duvld IVUM ilrnt i i ind<i lihiK over Judiih•ndUntil to wnl t HOVIII I yeiim Imfnrn li"(ould u n l l i t l h i < tvhuli i |ii)ii|ihi i i i id i ' r bin,ruin. Durlnir part of Hint Unin Inh-ho»li-ntli, u nnn of Haul, wlio MO«|IIH to havel»'"ri :i \ V f i i l c l l i l K In tn'i'l'y MCIIH« of f h nword, was Ulnfelof tlio nortlinrn tribes.

Aburr, nn 1ilil« lull UIIMITI||HI|OUM iniili.h ln K"»i'i'iil. i ioi i i l iui l ly, but

Animal*' DUlike of"I never knew' until this, winter,1*'

said tlio superintendent of a dog andcat hospital, "how thoroughly roosfr^animals detest the smelf~o7~k"erosene.7'Several times the steam heating np-pn'ratua In this place went on u strikerand we tried to raise the' temperatureby~me:ins~6T "an" oll"~»tbve. Tlfe~timell~~of~"thc""oll~prortuped-.n regular mutinyamong the animals. Cuts ore pnrtlc.ii--larly ucnsltlvc to the oclor of kerosene.Next door to my house, (a n stntlonerystore which hns been heated nil win-ter Ions with nn oil stove. In theBeginning of the soaKon the proprietor-oVVliea'a tine "c'ut tliut BPOiiieil'weir'MUt^'IsOed with bin comfortable qunrters_~~No sooner, however, was that stovelighted than the cat deserted the sta-tioner and sought n home for the-\\-lntor In n steam-heated lint furtherdown the street. Ilir comes back onceIn a while on a visit, hut the smellot tho ol| preventu bis liocoinliig aregular Inhabitant of that store."—.New York Sun.

.not at iioei'ty 10 SpeaK on tne suujeci.

pearing serially in our weekly maga-zine, our monthly magazine, .:our

•live premium proposition, this "great

anything, as the French say,, that- -wasever put on the market. No painswill bo spared. I've already arrangedwith Charles Dana Gibson to do thegiraffe group and -Howard ChandlerChristy Is going to draw us a set ofTils characteristic pictures showingthe. Central African summer girl insix different poses. No householdwill be complete without it, and nogood Republican will dare to be with-

- - -

By IRVING 5. COBBhundreds calls for .hens' eggs in restaurants_ where there's one for the

"turtle's. The same way with the'bluebottle fly. He may be careless aboutwiping his feet before coming intothe house, but he's a grand little ad-vertiser. One small' bluebottle' fly

you're" asleep in the -early .morning-around—uu yuur—featnres-

loiT to the enterprising publisher thatwent down to Oyster Bay amT'closed

p— -bacPoPnrn hn_liT5if- h/ilf nray.

k— acrees- io&g— Islanworld knew that the price would be adollar- -a word....and._if that Includescapital I's It'll naturally run the fig-urea away up.

Kermlfs-going-along-to-have-a-lovefor the wild things of nature incul-cated Into him. He'll also have a gunthat—shoots the Iiirge7~explbsive liullets. There was talk for a while

When Urjr Tua.t !• Not."I'lc:iw bring me Home dry toast and

('•irffi!«'j"-H;il(l the man who wns talcingluneheiiii nt n State ntrcct reHtaurmit.

The toiwt ajipcnrril; nlso the coffee,but no Imttcr.

•'Why didn't you Itrluc me Home but-man HHked the Walter, HOUIB-

wbut teHtl iy."You «uld jou wuuloil dry touflt,

«lr.'" -"So I do,, but I want souio butter to

j iu t on It,""'J'lmn you Hhoiild Imvc onlorcd but-

liTwl toUHt, dlr.""llul l d l i l u i t want I t , hiitlerod. \

W H I I I t» Imtlt-r It niyHi'if."Tlit> u'nllcd looked iln/.ed, wild "Oh,"

C(intijil(c<l (lie MIOIIII i-nnl to KIMS If liecull hi Hull nny In.itruciloutt iidapK'd loHiich un uxtrunrdlimry ultuntlou, nuii:I Men riiDbed lieliileunly to tho hc'iul-

That rmii'lloiiiiry r<)Hi> to thooeeunlon nnd butter WIIH HOHII Hiipplled.Moimu'hlle the patron lenrned whatdry loiiHt iiin.v mean In n ('lilciiKO. re«-tniirniit.—Chlonso Inter Ocpoii.

Kft ther—• Let inn see, John, how old11

prnlmhly Hie icnl r i i ln i ' for Ii ih-bohnrtli j arc you ll.ow?a A n n i M In h n ven l lMiire-l ienil ,

ii i"1

l l t t l n nioro th'ii iHnnl. i';H"ll .and

kliul i i - "-HKIUIII nnd , cnoliliu;rofniie nnd rnnH nnil papor. Thin InhncmiHii Ihn (own nnthorl l le i i lino the,viii'lonn kliulu of

"Thern ^\ 'un loiUf war between tb^lioiuio or l l i in l nnd tbn IIOIIIID of David:but Mavli l wi ixi 'd n l ro i iKi ' r uni t ntrnnl t-er, nnd |hn lui i iMe of Haul wnx"d w<ial(-or and \vo»Urr." (2 Hum. 3:1,) WlionAlinrt* r«n\v t l l ln , iinil when, moreover,ho me) w i t h n \vell-denervnit n'pl'(»'ffrom l n h - l > o i i ] M ' t h . lie triiiiiifi ' i-rnil l i lnn l l i < K l i i n c i ( (ii I Jnvl i l , I'Yom thn t ( l i n ntbn ninnii of iu;nliu't Jiidah unn|ii;il, ovon Ihiiuit ' l Ahnci ' did llol |("li h n u i ' D ' i o curry out hla (roii i ' ) inroniidrHlKll.

Al l I h ro l lKh I h n t lght lnf t Dnvlit•biiwdil l i l n i n o i r i i n w I l l l i i K t" ln<vn nnvunne i 'VHHi i ry l i ln i i i l i i l iml , I'llipiictallj* hnWonhl not li>l"rnt» or roiintrMimr" anyIHil l l lcal in i i i ' i lnrn Much mi lh<m» of Al i -niir n ln l [ n h - h i m h i M l i , '

If » now pun-nib In burnt with ainiUcli, It will write niunli bottnr.

Hun- .MiniKallicr — Pnn't you th ink It. nbout;

t ime you took your ine<(l<'nl decree aiuliHtn r l ed to work?.

Hun Oh, no, f n l h c r ; peoplo have oa<l i t t l e coiillilrlicc In yoniiK iloeloral —

for TitloN fromdorfer Mlimller. ,

A Mnn of. lll«l,HeolNinnn (up. for ||K. wt.,,|( wj|(>)(

l inn IIPI-II nuked l1.y |I|N friend |<, 'KI)

ii uiimlf hall) Nn, nn, niun | I»'vn u»K«u I; HOVOi- v l w l t nil|nleHiMnnlny , for fenr I H l n n i l i l |IUIK|I'|/I th.t irk o;i Hi' H n w l i a l l i ? -Uiiuton Opinion.

A mini never ivall/.rn lunv iRiioraiit'hn really U 'mill l i ln clilldreii lu>|{ln tu->• ve him

"'I'.'

gentlemen want among you?' and hereached for an Indelible pencil nnd abunch of subscription blanks. Com-

._ ing ; back,: lQ_lQsai^.oa,Jthe&traljL1.Mbooked three orders In the day coachalone, and the conductor showed.much -Interest. The conductor said hoalready had an excellent StandardTMctlonary, which was a fine thing forlamming a stray dog from nn tipperwindow, at night, and unexcelled forpressing wild flowers, but a trifleheavy for Individual use, becausewhpn-he-held-lt-on-hls knees -to-lookat the pictures his legs went to sleep.So the* publisher told him tho full-morocco edition In eight volumes'•would be just, the right thing to roundout mich a library ns he described,being plenty substantlnl enough to-discourage a stray pup, but. not HOcumbersome ntt to Impair tho render's<ilrculntlon. Tho conductor Raid he'dspenlr to his wife about It.

"I like that publisher's stylo ofkeeping n sor-ret, Lirrv. lie's grasn-<id tho grent fundntnonta l principle+lmt Intelligent ndve'-tlslni; may bf>combined with n profound nnd dlftnl-tied rn-tlcnncp In such a wny as not

. to lono nny money by It, And nnv wnvyou tnlfo It. advertising pavfl. A mudturtle lavs limt ns many oggs In a son-no mm a ben dno% nnd Invs thorn nilIn n bunch nt thnt, which Is boundio_ha~moro-of-»-inentn1— strain,- buttbo turtle dnnsn't ndvortlno nnd Ihcnnn dona, and thn result IH tlicro'd n

carry "the extra fountain pens—':and?express rifles, but it's been decidedthat Loeb is to stick around and beelected president of a street railwaydown In Washington. You know ona street-rail way-whenranything-goeswrong anywhere it's customary toblame the president of the road, so itought. to be congenial Job for- Loeb,and one where he'll feel so much athome that he'll hardly .notice thechange^from his present place. Any-way," T don't think Loeb would havesuch, an awfully good time stalkinglarge game with Impaired dispositionsthrough an African Jungle. While he

rhlno'ceros, a ferocious gulnfn pigmight come charging out of p. thicketof -wild spinach and bite him on theankle." ' ;

"Ain't Teddy nnd the others goln*to do nothm' but just hunt on the?trip?" asked tho House Petectlve: '

"Oh, yes. Indeed," said the HotelClerlf. "They're going to stop overto mil' oTrthp-Klncr-of-rcnglfmrt-nridtho Kalsor of Germany nnd n few oth-ers on tho way. I've a notion. Larry,that the conversation IR going to dragi trifle when thev spftle down nftordinner In the company room at Buck-ingham Pnlaro 'and unbutton theirvesta and Teddy crosses his logs nndtho King tries to cross his nnd theystart In to discuss outdoor sport, forwhile helovos an exhilarating outdoorsport as much as any man In thoworld, RO long' as It consists of goingto tho Do'-hy or laying a cornor-Rtone,Rt l l l . tho King begins to lose Interest,In tho plfiimuros 'of tho chase If histrousers oomc unoronned. while Ted-dv'n Idon of n ploasnnt aftornoon's out-Ing Is to climb nine- miles up a BOO-[Ion of WoRtorn landscape thnt 'BHtaiullng on 'edge- nnd shoot a 1.000-pound gpntlomnn benr in nuch a man-

nn tn Bin*i\r TilnV nil over thoa Nevada rnngf—HOP volume

XVIII of hlg pubUnhod works—'Orlz-

zlles I Have Grinned At.'' But he'llget along fine when he hits - Berlin.P^or tlie Kaiser's a true sportsman."I've, seen upward of 9,000 authorizedpictures of his Imperiol Majesty, andfully 5,000 of them showed him dress-ed upjike the second act of a Tyro-Tean musIcSF come~ay, standing downby the croquet grounds with hishamlH. in UU eTmlne" lnUft and a gununder his arm, smoking one of thoselarge china cuspidors wnich by theGermans are regarded as pipes, andwaiting for an underkeeperifr .an_un-.dertaker to shoo the Brajima hensand the Pekln ducks and/the handraiDoeL pheasaata—and the. utuui wild'

nf roy.il-pTPfiprvpa put from, tin-

I venlences on the hoof.'l've" been'readIng up on that section of country. In-the-daytime y6u pursue.the blesbockand the sprlngboek and the variousother bocks common "to the locality,and at night you come to ajaager. Itought to be a great place tcThToId-asaengerfest. Some authorities sayStanley was the first'man who 'wentthrough and passed out the names,and some say. Livingstone, but I think

kee brewer. No mention was madein Ihu ulcjciu I it-ail

der the kitchen porch, so's he canhave a fair shot at them in the openand not run any chances on hittingtne COOK or some of the traineddachshund-.TBtrievers4=andi--aft«r,--that

- of-coffee1 cakes,- -kummei'and Bismarck herrings served on thelawn. • ' - . . - .

" He'll venjoy meeting' the Czar, too,will Teddy if the Czar remains:intact

-ruler of ~a.ll the^Russkys- and most~bfthe Levebskys hasn't done muchshooting himself, he's been shot atquite often, both standing and on. thewing, and1 Is qualified to describe the'sensations as they apply to the partyof the second part. I don't suppose!the party will call on King Leopold ofthe Belgians, though,,because if theGay Madcap Burlesquers or "theBroadway Blondes should happen to

_be. playing_at_the_opet8ji_Qj.i8JL_thfir.e'8not a' chance of finding him at home:and besides, as the only known per-son that ever dressed the part ofSimon Legree with square chlirwhis-kers and-a chorus-of 'shSw~g!rTs7'lt'.s"sort of probable that Leopold won'tbe. a"riy too enthusiastic over the pros-pect of a lot of Inquisitive outsiderspoking their noses Into these seclud-ed nibber-benrlng localities, whereRichard Harding Davis almost wentone time.

"But the really bjg doing will comewhen they hit the big gnme_ country.Advices "froin -Africa nre~that~ the In-habitants cherish no hard feeling overtho Brownsville Incident and will re-ceive tho ex-President of the UnitedStates with, warmth. First off they'regoing to drift down ono of- tho grentAfrican rivers nnd shoot hippopotamint. night. This is snid to be- a trulyexciting'sport, 'Larry. A ( floating hip-popotamus cnn readily bo distinguish-ed from n llonllng Saratoga trunk bytho fact ,tlint the Saratoga trunk hasno hair on Its r.nrB. The approvedmethod nf slaying this noble creatureIs to push the muzzles of one or moreropc-atlng rifles up his nostrils andcontinue firing un t i l ho gets top-heavy with load nnd" slnkn slowly tothe bottom of tho mighty stream,which In places la nlmost four fontdeep and correspondingly brond., Andthen. n.ftcr Hamn da.v8..thr.-v.'ll land nndnlay tlio crocodile traveling bag. thollon-fddn dlntnrr room rug, the. Ivorycard receiver nnd othor modern COIK

rare warbler, the white-crested yel-low-sided Pllsener bird, but I've nodoubt in my mind that Teddy'H find H

candidates will tie i entertained who '•have served In the Army or beeamarried for a considerable length Of' '

, The amusing announcement of thoundertaker who asked people whythey walked about the streets when.'they, .could, be cheaply burled .for?12.50, is .recalled by the following"ads."' which appeared In a couple of,papers:'. "For stile, family vault, looksdue south; ro'om for two.'' The-.second announcement read: "W.ell-.built vault to dispose of, -In charmingresidential neighborhood, 25 per cent.-lesa-than coatr priced' ----- - — — : ------ .....

These are on- all fours with the fol-lowing,-- -which™- appeared — IB — w<f'Cheshire Observer:' "Chester Ceme-tery.— A gentleman who has left Ches- 'ter wishes to sell the remainder of his

-family— grave^and— stoned-two pepple ..burled in same; room for eight OTnine. Cost $100; acce.pt $45 ornearest. off er.— Address," ete^_ ..... _. ....... _..

WE take our Ideas to be realities.This is a mistake. For In-_ . _

solid body.—

-throughIs ;true

_ . . . . _ .We pass through it wlth-- Whllfl Wfl fannnt — pas3_

of electricity—It passesthrough Iron and finds the air to be asolid. Impassable body. the elec-

wild cheese pakeother. and sounding Its characteristic

J:rician-a-wlre-is^a-canal-Jeadlng-elec—trlcity across the solid rock of the

:ote-fronrttie~upp^r oranch-es ot the fragrant hasenpfeffer tree.

Tduu't kuuw what "Larry,--but TJoolc for a gulden resaatlon of Interest that has heretofore at-

clo^wlth,.T< ---——

our,. exTPresldenta?.'.....when

as President we .began to worry aboutwhat's become of him when we putMnr-out:—Yoir'dian'tTneaf of any~oTthem advertising in the newspapers

L4n ™£ -^^™; ^^«^^- i£ -fot-a-Job^itable-for-an-elderly-man- -taneous-communlcation-betweeiHParlsigT-too—to-fmrtllrher-getB—nrere^Torwniie. the j ,_fnm,^_ .-„»».• ^n^aMorahio ovnAri. and-_.Londpn-before-the_inyentigri-ot

tee^telegjraph, people would have re-garded the assertion-as absurd. LaterIt .would not have been admitted ex-cept on condition of -the existence ofa wire between the two station's, :.•

ofcrfamily,riwlth.Lc,on8iderablej;-expjBrUence as a President; no objection togoing into the country; white,' Pro-estant family preferred. Yet still-weworried. .

"But we won't worry about Teddy'sfuture. By th'e time he jgts—back,from Africa there'll probably" be achance to show Santos-Dumont how torun an airship, and after that It mayoccur to him to. go after the NorthPole;','— "If ~he ever -doea-he'll—surebringhome the goods," said the House De-tective. "But, say, what's Taft goingto do when Teddy leaves the coun-

• "If it's, as I suspect," snjd the HotelClerk, "and Big Bill's got a few smallnollcles of his own concealed aboutbis p°rson, I have an Idea tbnt he'llhe nblo to benr up nobly. He's nl-most Inrpe enoue-h to get along with-out a nurse now."

and- transparent to magnetism. Theflesh is transparent to X-rays, whileglass is opaque, says '"

eyerythjng and we are..driven..tp^adrTu51r"onTyTne ph§riomeni ol•-. which we

cloes riot prove" that our explanationshold good.

Toraffirmed

instance some one hadthe. possibility of instan-

ahy^—communications—without— the-tnedlum of an electric wire would havebeen -declared impossible. "Now thatwe have wireless telegraphy we canapply;, this discovery to the explana-tlon of the phenomena ..of telepathy,.

Near tho__St, _Lawrence__Rlver JnCanada'." there "Is a water-slide" threemiles long for conveying pulp woodto the railway. ,It Is capable of mov-ing nearly 8.000 cubic feet of woodper hour. Tho ^ompnny operatingthis slide had nt one time a nlle ofpulp wood, 1,000 feet lontr, 2G feethigh, and 40 foot wide, nil of whichhad boon transported from the woodsto the railway by this novel method.Ono company have on one of theirJobs a water-slide seven miles loner, bywhich their pulp stock Is carried totho river, whence It Is driven to theirmills.

Tho largest flower/In tho world IsRaid to ho the raftoaln, of Sumatra;It consists of five petals, each measur-ing 1 foot In width.

•Pish rnnnot Ilvn In tho lower wa-ters of thoi Black Son, owing to thopresence of poisonous gases.

Newspaper Advertisements Full of HumorA SHOUT time ngo a certain

Chic.ni(<> newspaper offered al)rlzo tor the most original adver-tisement for n Hundny liuiue. Amongtlionn received wnu tho following:"Wanted—Young nmiv In Jnll wnntHto got out; inigKontloiiM iiollclted that,might roHiilt ' lu Immediate, rolenso;wiiiitn poot'M, nililrouu . wlitf .wrote r

not-« 'pr l i ior tnor' Iron" barn a ciiBO.'—AddroiiH JohnL. Sllbor, County Jnll."

Tli la no tickled tho publln thntrondoi'H of tho paper • tioflumn In-Jrmitnted In tho mini, nnd, nil tho re-'Mint of an ngllnHon, hhi pnnlon wnnKriintnd by tho Oovnrnor of tho fltato,

Ono cannot Imagine, thn fiimilont,(ildo-HiilUtliiK "lul." on roiiord mnkliiK(ho iilltfhtoHt. Imprnanlon on tho "iitony-honrtoil llrltliili Ilpmo Honrotnry," IIHlio wnu onco dinuirlboil by n dliiKii'itndliurnlnr Who. nflor iiotlllonlim for ainHlKnt lon (if tidtitmicn, wan glvon nn-otluir two 'ycnrn, It bnliiK found onmuUli iK IniiulrloM dial hn wnu"wnntod" for unnthnr "Job." Krnnk-noiiu,. howovor, IH the iioul nf l innniily,nnd no'ur-do-wolln In th in countrymli,'ht. do worne than follow thn ox-nniplo nf another OhlcnKo mnti nniiiod( /n l l i i i i , who, Ihn ollitir day, IniuirlndIho foUowtiiff In ttio "HltiintldiinWnntoil catuinnu.of a Incul pniior:.--

"Hlt i int lon wnniod by iv worthloim,l(()0(1-for-nothl|iB follow, Oft . tall, builtlike a match, wonrlim iipncn, iigod 10,but ( innlly piiHuoii for ar>) wnnRfiuluntdd from llu> Ki'ammnr nolKiol,i\nd 'hnvo hnd twenty-two illfforontpuoltlonn In the laiit llvo yoitrii,. inont-ly olorlcal, with rnllrondn «iiii com-

mercial IIOIIBCH; no far I am a failure,having dealt mynojf the worut carduIn - tho puck; 1 iimoko, chow, drink,gamble; I have, reached tho croiiH-rondti, but 1C there lu Ht l l l a man whowill take, n chance will call for In-iipoctlon."

Tho cool audacity of this "ad."wnntii a lot pf bontliiK. lljit., It lueloBoly - nppronchod ' by -'one or t\vowhlnh have appeared In , lOiiKlhihpnpnrH lately. Tnko tho following,for Inntuiico, which WIIH InHortod Intho "MornliiK I'ont" n week or twoUKO:—.."T\yo young. Uiitvijritlty ,n>on,..;wlth

mont of the qunlltloa luicnuaary fora llvlim, except thn cnpaclty

for work, which IH not In exact ac-cordance with tbolr l i iHton, advorllHOIn tho hopo Hint ,001110 unconventionalphilanthropist who IB wine enough toronllzo Hint hard worn in not necon-nnrlly tlio rniiKHly for,.yo|itlif(jl re(H|.lon8iiC8», mny bo' wlllliiK to provkiothoni with an nnniilty of nbout t-100onnh, In order lo onnblo thom t() rentnnd keep n mnnll cottni;o In tho coun-try, whom tluiy may proHeciito attholr lolimro thoiio Htudloi) to \vhlohtbolr iiiiUircfl mont Incllno thom. Cor-

. lUVltod— Addriuiu^ ,„" .

Newsy Bits of InformationA Ndbraiilta man tihot at hlu wlfo

boiinuuo who would not tnlk. Howhard to plyano doino inon nco, Andwhat |n a dofoniiolOiui woman to do.Wo hnvo knovJu CIIHUII whom u him-hand ilrow u revolver and uiioil It, too,ou a wlfo Jiuil. liecaiiiKi tdio would talk,Tluii'n In no nocoimtliiif for or hopo of

folk. •'

Now York iil iarporu nro nnli l to havot a k e n JIUlUMMIO from riUiihm'K elll7,i)n,iby iiinanu.ot curda. Tluiy might hnvowot ovon morn by poutiiK nn 'nllonliitu,Which lnil | ( 'nl<' i i Hint thorn nro plkoni(intnldo tho rnnlnin of Wall ntroot nawell an In thnt fnmoiiii, or Infainomi,lliorqiighfnre.

Mm. li'loi-ono.o Muylirlok, whonchlnveil nolorlnty by lior IIHIIIICCOMII-f i l l offort to uoc.uro pnnlon from nn

IQii lc l l i i l i Jnll. whore ulio norveil HOII-toniii) for poluontiiR lior Iinubnnd,chartered a ttpnclnl train nnd iiuulo nrun of IK) mllon In 103 luliuituu, luorder not to dlNnppoliit 4()I)Q Nobrnulin(!linulnunnniiii. who worn nwultlnfc hurlo ntlond her lodturo. Tho Ohmitnu-Uitn iioiiloiluii of; Nobntiikn mmit bohard put for Inottiroru. Anothur pon-nlhln lecturer lu thin cliiiiii In nownvnllnblo, Tim ox-mfhliitor, J, 1'YiuiUConlovn. who ileiierted hlu wlfo nndeloped \vlth n youiiK girl, lliilnhod l\lnprl i i i in iioiitonco tho olhur day.

If HID 10,0(10 unemployed wlio liitondlo pnnulo In Now York would directIbolr Hffortii to parndltiK away fromthnt cruwdnil city nnd Into tho 001111-try mtc.tlomi that nood wnrknrii, ijomoKood IlllKht I'omo of It,

liero IH another pnthetlc appeal forhelp Inserted In a London "dally":—

"Tho bitter Irony of Llfo.—A 'goodfollow—ono who has benefited churlMOM to tho extent of thouiinndu—withcharming wlfo nnd children, Jn 'now'on tho roe.kn.' Hq noedi| • teinpornry nsslatnncft 'ohly, which will bonmply repaid on completion of biml-iio.sn ho him on hand; ndve-rtlsor unable himself to holp."

It. In nnd Indeed to t h i n k thai 110gonorouii-mlnded a mnn In forced totiuch nn extremity.

Another i>h|lnnth.ropl'»t ,l.n jvanLodby "An old newiipitpor boy, who, mi-nldnd ami iiRiilniit fimrful oilrtn,. luuironehad nn honornblo putdtlon, nnlnry*$1000, wlidioH to Rlvo hlii flfloon-yonr,-old HOII, oldoHt of four, n better-claimndnentloii, but, owing to pronniiru ofold dobtii tunliily Inriirred for ownoilueiitlnn, In without nooonmiry fo'on.Will nny rich dhlldloflu phllnnthropliitloud a hand? Inquiries solicited."

• • II, would nppenr Unit honoiity In notrugimlncl nn nltO|;eltior the bent policyIn modern hunlnwm Judging from Iliofn l lowl i iK udvuirllmiiimiit nulled from nVienna Journal: —

"Wiintwl, by Important tlrrtt, ncoiniuorclal i\K"llt; Kooil tnlltor. urro-T.-IUI!, mill uniuini|)iil((iii li| K'i'iil nnlnry,w i th m-()ii|ioel, of Inoreiinn If rintl t ifuc-tory nil round,"

In iiiiirrled or n i l l l lurv life |lii' limitI rn lu l i iK for u mnn? Tho i|iimitlon InnuKKOHtdil by I l i l i i nilviirl l i ieii ienl,.which U|i|Mnir(iil h row dnyn IIKOI"Wniitdd, n wiirolmumtiuau. Appll-raiitii inn/ i t he '

But It Is not yet proved that this ex-planation is the true one.."

Why do we wish to explain thesejihenamenalasleagerly^aB-we-do?- Be^cause we, childlike, imagine that we'are able to do so In the present stateof our knowledge. The physiologistswho claim to see daylight. In thismatter "areJlke Ptolemy, persisting Inaccounting for the movements of theastral bodies by folding to the Ideaof the Immobility of the earth, orGalileo explaining the attraction ofamber, by.-the -rarer-action of the-sur-rounding air, or Lavoisier seeking theorigin of a'erolitbs in thunderstorms,or Gnlvnrnl, who saw In frogs a specialorganic electricity.

I put my physiologists in good com-pany Eiiroly, and faey have nothingof which to complain. But who doesnot feel that this natural propensity toexplain everything Is not justified,that science progresses -frora.-ago- tongo, and what is not known to-day willbe known later, and that we oughtsometimes know h,ow to wait.

Tho phenomena of which' wo nrospeaking are manifestations ot • theuniversal dynamism and which ourfive senses put us very Imperfectly inrelation. Wo -live In-tho midst of anunexplored world, In which tho psychicforces play n part still very Insuul-olontly- Investigated.r~' tt~ta~~HbT~iiiip-tor thnt rules tho world; It Is a dyna-mic and psychic element.

What light will tho .study of tliesbstill unexplained forces • s,hed ' upontho origin of tho. soul nnd upon thecondition of KB nurvlvnla? That Issomething tho future have to teach us.

Tho truth that the BOH! la u spiritualontlty distinct from tho body IHproved by,othor arguments, ThoseurgumontH nro not made 1'or tho pur-IIOHO of Injuring this doctrine,, butwhllo confirming It nnd milting • Inclear light tho application of paychlcforceii,' tluiy still do not Holvo tho

problem by the material proofsthnt wo should like to have. JlJ "

There lu In nature, oupoclally Inthe domain of llfo. I n . tho ninnlfeotn-lion- of ImiUnct In vogotnblcm andnnlmalH, In the Konornl iioul of thingsIn humanity In tho comnlc universe, a.r-iiyrhle olommit which npnenru .more-nnd more In modern ntitdloa, <mpoclnllyIn I'ouunicliou lu tolopatby, and In thooliHorvatlon of tho unoxplitlnod •phenomoiin, which abound ovorywboroiround uu. Thin element IH still un-

known to contemporary oelonco.Human nnturo IH endowed i with

Faculties an yet llttlo explored, thatthe, obuorvatloim mndo with nuidlumtiiif dyiiumogonu bring to light—nuch ni|t iuiimn, nuigiuitliiin, hypnotlum, tole-iiithy, clnlrvoynnco nnd iireiuonltlon,riiotio unkiiowii ptiyohlo forcoH nroworthy of bolng enibrucod within thoicopo ot Hcldi i t l l lc nnnlyolii.

Many other unknown fornou will yot10 rovenlod, for the 'natiiro of tho

hnimui noiil In H t t l l a duep myiilory toiclnnci) mid to phUo.'ioiiby. . .

cantM nni,it bo ni-wuitoniod l o l R o r o u f l I K I l , < lo,r , " r " l l i

(llHOlplhm. Only tin, offorn. of ,)U<th'"" "h° n> 'Kll t go ",'''

Old Lndy (on rlvor titnmii-,ir)—"1 nny, my 15001! innn, In tlili^loat gotiiK up nr down?"

Hurly Uoukliniill-—"Wiill, nlio'ii u«»liy old (ub, nnim-,-«o--'f-iiho«Mn'twondtir If nlio wnu KO|IIK down; then,ui;nln, her b'llnrii ain't none too Kood, •I

Lakeview

HOUSE

Central Avo., Hammonton, N.J.

Largo assortment of • '•s-House Plants,_JE'njifiir«l.I>€SlEU

in Fresh Flowers, Wttx, or Metal.

StuaFt^Wh'iflBn" compose ;»• 'campingp»rty., They took the river' near Fol-snm, planning to occupy several daysin-renctiiog-Sotnera'-Potnt-ln-theiF-flail^

WATKIS & NICHOLSON,TTPIoristfl anoTEanasoape GardeneriT

Phone 1-W -

Furnishing

boat, and spend a!|IUlexlime there.8©- On 'Tuesday evening, while An-

tonla, a twenty-two (nouthn old daugh-ter^ of Frank Pitole, .was playinsj withmatches, aho Bet Dre to her clothing andwas eo badly burned that she died twen-ty-four hours Inter.

SSf Everybody went wild, Monday,6vor~Hi&~base"rball—victory;- between-

WalIio~Piez'1' .was heard on all 8ides.(Th'e scores were as follows : morning,4-3 ; afternoon ,6^2r • . . . _ • „ . . . • ."jfgFvMwrMifry^Doffgstroth^leihGtrMonday last, Sept. 7th, at her residenceon Middle Eoad, aged 65 years. Fuo>cral service on 'Thursday ; burial loGreenmonnt Cemetery. . ; ' - : •

£S5°- The Civic Club is taking up aprflifiBWortfay_object.--a sort of J3f«_M.

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0. A. movement for young men andgirls.- It is needed very'much here, andshould be encouraged. •'

:Lodged-flrainr MeaflsLost Profits

ZHheJwheat grpws-up,-heads outr and-then-falls-down—so-much grain m>/ harvested—so much labor lost arid capital

_wasted—-just so much^more profifyou.might have had. Thettibjfg :^s^-unbaianced fertilizer, with too little/Potash.

: Potas&'-inakes strongs-stalks and: prevents lodging.Use a complete fertilizer, with at least 6" per cent, of Potash,

but if your dealer does not keerJ it. then add rg pounds of

IF You"1 Are Worrying about that oldsubscription account, step into the office

nud we'll talk U over.

t£B~ Mrs. Jacob Bourrillion died on

Muriate of Potash to each 100 pounds of fertilizer.

Stndjor our pamphlets «mtaining fads about soil,maiuifes'ana'~^feriiK*ers. 'MailiJl~FR£E.~

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and care fully executed.

DO IOU NOT KNOW?- little inv'estigation-that?1^ '

The Hammonton Paint

illoess, aged eighty-one years. Funeralservice was beld on Wednesday morn-ing, and' interment in Philadelphia.

;Suveral~cb11di;en~are~omoDg~tbe~niocn:era.

£@" The Reading should secure, aatrip'of land from Mr. Byrnes, the full

that was ever tinea in Itammonton.Itugth ol their platform, so that it will

rnoTWDBcesaary to run"

GONGEETEBuilding

Tb"be~aeen"att<the yards

v CHARJLES E. i

& Sony Pnblisliovs. Independent..: Phone — iio. 633 -Terms, $1,25 per Tear; $Iin -Atlantic County!

VOL. 46 HAMMONTONy N. J., SEPTEMBER 19, 11308 NO. 38

Samples at J , B , SMALL'SCor. Second St. and Bellevue'Ave.

SOLD IN ANY QUABTTITY

Hammontoiii Concrete Co. Ate sofiiewhat lower: in iprice.

is quite complete'_:" /

Families served with-Oysters anil-Ics

7HotelOpposite Penna. Depot

There are scores of buildings that youpainted with t-hej

at the present time.The Haianionton Paipt is Bold formless

than any oci:er first-class Paint., Efhas- - ial,_aj^^risj^^r^.8_wjdL.4_,_ ^trjmim>JLumla_ULAllia

and wears well.

JOS. I.House, Sign and Carriage Painter,

Second and Pleasant 8ts.,'

Tke Peoples_BaBkOF

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Capital, . . . . . . . . 8J50,000Surplus and Undivided

Profits,. $28,000

THree per cent interest paidon time Deposits. , .

Safe Deposit Boxes for Blent

E.J. BYRNES, PresidentM. L. JACKSON. Vioo-Pres't ' '

W. H. TILTON, CasWor.

PIRSOTOJtBruoa ' M. L. Jacksongood George Elvln»

Elam Btoekwoll Wm. L. Blackmltli« J. O^Andoraoa

Siim'l Andorson W. U. Tllton

property.

EffL Lisiot nucalled-for letters in theBammonton Post Offlco on Wednesday,

'

itr. Walter Carroll Mrs. Bertha Engstor"Mrs. Harry UendersoQ

Mr Win A Jenntna: Mr Frank K Nelson :

Toni Nicclla S.-irdi Kits Pearl ApgarCbarlog Cooker

—Misa Emmn floIJman _MiMi_lLKimhoMiaa AgusU Wells

FOBEIOK 'Mr Luigi Loaibardi

- Per»onB-oaHing^for-any-of-the aboveletters will please state* that it hafbeen advertised. • '

Hammonton

.re jgery Bcarce this year.

~ -We have just received a'•'''•'"'' car of real nice

Hot Water ai

CONTRACTOR

f}f\ words (or lesg) -| AV--&t\J in the Republican JLvS C

Ice Cream

All Flavors

Single Comb White Leghorn EggsFor Hatching'.

Largest strain and proatent layersIn United 8tatr». '

TliOH. Creamer, Fnlrvl«w Avo;,Jlumuionton. ; N.J.

Bread, Cakes,

Pies, and

BLot Air and Gasolene

Artesian Wells

Plumbing in all Branches

HOTEL.EATING

ALL 510DEHN COKVBKIENCE.8»

ANTON PJEX, ProprletdriHa m mop ton, N. 3.

-They^arejfine

STOREJOS. R. IMHOFF Cor. Main RoacL

'and Bellevuc

Avenue, Hammonton.BOTH PHONES -,

LUMBERMill Wtirit

WOODCOAL

If.yott want coal that will not clinker,,but will give you a soft white ash,

with lota of heat,we can supply you.

Hammonton

7Tbr the BestMeals_^_ GO TO

Cramer's RestaurantNext to Bank Bros. BnildlDg,

• Hammonton,_ , ,

at AU Hours.Full Meals 25 Cents

Choiqe Pystera and Clain^Served in all Btylca.

crowded the passage-ways, and peepedover each-other's shoulders. And suchelithusiasm"an^"excrfeLS3enrt ~ .They allshouted,_screamed, whistled,-threw uptheir hats, danced,-aod acted Jike madmen (and women)._ So it wasjpjc nine innings_; and the

—was_remarkably_KOod. Eut..lhe.

Dentist -Cogley Building, : Hammonton, N.J

Mrs. TAMAR ANDERSON• Rosedale, N. J. .

'aK«-1afcT»y^bJoai*ri»»-u.Reading fta^ad:-':'

MOVEFGOUGHBEE'S 1AXATIVB

COUGH STROP.BBS! FOR

THE BOWELS/ ANDWORK OFF A COLDWITHTHBOHIGIHAL

Hiave a new line ofPhotograpli

Souvenir

Price, 2 for 6 cents.

Photographing in all itsbranches.

Studio closes at 0.00 p.m.O. BANDAM^ SWAIN

S. J. K. THBEK MONTHS g5 Ot8

Breakfast Rolls

SMALL'SBAKERY

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EaWbllshid 18

Camden Safe Deposit &Trust Co,224 Federal 5troot, Cnmdon, N.

Capital, - - -'Surplus, - -* - .

.$100,000.00$700,000.00, ., , .

Aaseta, - - -? $6,779,000.00 .

Pays Interest3 percent

ort'dcpofiits (iiibjcct to 14 days'notice to withdraw.

2 per centsubject to checjc without notice,on average balance of fiott andover. .

Banking by mall can'be done safeiy and satisfactorily. Writefor book. . .,

Trust Department. Acu •» Executor, Adinlnlilrolor, Triutee, Gu«rdl«n or Irlnnnclal Afjcnt.

Wills kept wltbOUt clinrgo. Wilte for hook reUllng to willi »ud kindred•ubjecls.- (to

Safe-deposit boxes ,in fire-proof anil hurglnr-prnof vaults, fur valuable and Important papert, f t nnd" - i «yeor. ,

, , AI.1CXAMIEUO, WOOI>,

Pennsylvania Railroad. PerBonaDj Conducted Excursions to

NJAGARA FALLSSeptember 16, 1908.

Round-trip Kate $11, from HammontonTicket* good «oln« on regular trulnn day before oxauiBlon to Philadelphiapud BiJoolM Trulu of riillnmn Parlor Cars und L)uy CouoliMj leaving Phila-delphia at 8,20 a. in. on nbovo duten, running via tlin > • • . ,

Floturoaquo Huaquohapna Volley Houto.Tickets good returning on roRular trains within uixtcnn days Including

duto of exourvlon. Btop-ofT within limit allowed at lluffilo, r<ituruln«IllnatrAtoil booklet and full Information from Ticket Agent".

j. n. WOODPniiBenger Tiufllo Manager

OBO. VV. noYD(Innoral Panaongar A«ont

: GET

THE BEST ROOFand that IB

Qortright's Metal ShingleB>For which wo aro

Solo Agent for Bammonton.

They ore Beat and Cheapest

Wm. BAKER, Agent25 N. Third St.. - Duwmontou.'

Don't UBO Lnlto or Pond Too. . '

InnJ8t upon having our Ice,

nrn'doftom Ilarnmonton'fl puro nrtewian well water.

Hammonton Ice Manufacturing Co.JOB BOLD rar ANY QUANTITY, \

_^ A. H, Phillips Co,

Fire Insiirance- — MONEY — -

TOB

Mortgage Loans.Oorrospondencu tiollolted .

Uartle'tt Building,Atlantic City, N. J.

SANITAEYThe;WliiBlnw Dairy la furulHh-

I»R Ita putrona with tullkproduced under tko moat•ariltary oondltlona, KVbryprecaution IB taken to luiuro

oloanllnaii.

A NEW BARNA NEWT HEnB or. CATTLE

Dairy open for Inupcotlon.

Qfle Sanitary Milk, nnd Knowyou ore Getting the- Beet.

WM. II ROIIINHOM, ManagerDoll Phono 7-1.

SCHOOL SHOES

^ :. /for

Boys and Girls

at

MONFORT'S

Favorite Shoe Store

If jour Is not worthyou limt hotterit for mUo,

BASEBALtr

to see the final championship game be-tween; Hammontoo and' Egg 'Harborteama. We saw it— or~most ot iti— andthe crowd that was present. We doubtwbutber euch a ''cloud of witnesses"ever saw a. game in this town. .Theyfilled the Rracd-etauds and bleachers,

an3 eleventh,—the .worst exliibition theoldest lab ever saw—altogether beyonddescription. The result may be seen in

HammoDton......

Loveland, BS ....AogelQW, it......

2.2b <t p

Hninmonton... 1 0 0 2 0 0 - 0 2 1 0 0-8EgB Harbor 1 0 0 00 0 0 . V 1 0" 5-11

Two base-bitB^Sotbi-W-Plsz, Rogers, JoyceThree base hits...W Plez ,Sacrifice blt*...Dunkio; slockStolen basen .Loveland 1, 0 Piez 3. Rogers'

Lenin, Fischer, Sotb, MOOB, Onrnlch ifTbellncker

•Left on buses.!.Hammonton 8, ECB HurborTStruct out by...W Plez 7. Tbellncher 6.1 - - . . O Plez 1Double playB...8oth to FiBbor to Ilennls

.Bftnes on bnllB,oir...W Plez 5, Thcllucfcer iHit by pitched ball...HonnU.Umplrp...Klculer ,Tlmoof gamo...3 lire. 40 rain. ,..

VST Saturday's , ball game was sus-pended long enough to allow Rev. Mr.Andertoa to present to Wallle Flez,the pitcher, a token of appreciationfrom the Club and other friends. Therewaa a handeomo and valuable .aui t .cage,with a number of toilet necessities nodarticles which ho Will value.

r. J. C. BlUor'a automobile motIn collision, Sunday evening, in Pleu»-anlvlllo, with U. W. Loach's .machine.The Doctor's was the smaller, and wasdamaged some, ' requiring repairs atonce. Tho other machine carried noll«ht, and was coming down a aldostreet.

Jntor-Stato Fulr, Trenton, N. J.Reduced Rate Exounion Tickets via

Pennsylvania Railroad..For tha aoonmrncxlatlnn of thone deilrlngtu vlill Ilia ffreut Inlor-HtAto Fnlr.to be hnliia«ar Trenton, Haptember 28,20, til), OctoberInnai!, tliol'uniiHylviinlullullriiailCoiiipunywill Bollupeolnl "ixoimlon ttoketn, Inclmlliitfadmlmilon t» the fulr uroiiiuln, from Mil-lion* la ibe Htuta of Now Joraoy on Kulrditto*, good for return puuaKe until Oot, il,Inolnnlvu, ill low rulo«. Kull puriloalaramay be iilitnlucU of Tlolict Agento.

< OUR'BREADis made with

MILKAnil nil other mfttcrlnln mo tha boat.\Vlion Ilia liroad ooiiua froni llio nvunvaoli louf la wrnpprd In a diint ond RDnnproof «rrapimi'i vrli 'Ob OUIIHI<B the broadto retain lio lino ll.ivor and momturu.

Tlia aoat la the auuio na you puy forOther brend, or lem> If you \\t\o ourticket njHtom,

UCONAUP'3 ItAKKRY.

GEO. A, BLAKECarpenter and Builder

Work Flnlnhod an jier Af{r«<imout,PlttiiB, blmi pi I mo, tiiulCBtlumton

• furiilrhi'd. Jobblnir atlondod topromptly. Dox fi.'lU. I/oo«l I'lunia Hdfl.

Curlier KUK Hnrbor Itoad niulOhori'y tHioot, Iluuiaiuuiao.

StoreGet Clothing Satisfaction!

Rogers, cf....•Lenz,3bJoyce.o

i JL -;,-

.G.Sptn,.r?.'..MooS.-c ..•Breeder, BS ..»Wngner.SbGnrnlch. ir. 7

Copyright 1908 ~bjrHart SchilFner & Man

Tou are entitledrin"buying HartiSchafeer'&-Mar3f/Clothes1',.to a most positive assurance of satisfaction. Byery

dealer who sells the Hart, Schaffner & Marx clothhig isauthorized to say this to you : ''y

"Mr. . . . . , every garment made by and tearing-the label of Hart, Schaffner & Marx is guaranteed to be orall-wool or wool-and-silk fabrics, with no mercerized oi- other'cotton added; thoroughly shrunk before cutting; seamssewed with pure silk thread ; tailored in clean sanitary shops,and free from every defect in material and workmanship."

fMore than that,-—the dealer is instructed to say that if'the clothes are not right, or not satisfactory, your money willbe refunded..

Bank Brothers_:—:„_-.<.— .._ Hammonton, N. J.The Home of Hart, Schaffner & Marx Clothes.

For Coughs, Golds, & Pulmonary TroublesUse Good Reliable Remedies.

Our Emulsion Of Cod Liver Oil contalnH r.O percent pure Norwo.glun OH, Wllil Cherry uud Hypophot)j>hltcti.

OeiJ&rado-Wbite Pine Balaam with MuriateTasteless Cod Liver

KO tuNtu of thu oil in thlu preparation..

Red Cross Ltixative Grippe Tablets.

At the BED CROSS PHARMACY.

Electric Flat Irons!30 Days Free Trial.

Save your Compl«xion. Oniform TemperatureSave your Clothc-a No DirtSave your Temper Is mver too ColdSave your Health l« never too HotSave your Money • . IH nhvnya. Ready ..Save your Time Needs no Itohoating. ,.

Hammonton Electric Light Co*.

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