Brainstorm design thinking
Transcript of Brainstorm design thinking
How does one get through the dissertation topic selection successfully and satisfy both the department
and the candidate when they disagree?���
Advisor’s idea���
Candidate’s idea���
Collaboration between advisor and
candidate’s ideas���
Fire Advisor���
Bribe Advisor���
Blackmail Advisor���
Quit Program���
Secure an honorary doctorate through
achievement or endowment���
Go back to the drawing
board���
Find a new advisor in the department���
Find a new department���
Find a new school/ more appropriate
program���
Gain experience on advisor management
from previous graduates���
Crowdsource the dissertation topic on
the internet���
Filibuster the dissertation committee���
Use MIT’s paper generator to create a
dissertation then improve to
committee and candidate’s satisfaction���
Find an advocate for your external
committee member���
Present a number of acceptable to
candidate options for topic to the advisor���
Brainstorm topics with the advisor���
Cast a spell for topic selection acceptance���
Cast a spell for PhD completion���
Brainstorm topics with domain
specialists���
Brainstorm topics with non-domain
specialists���
Brainstorm topics with a 5 year old���
Create a video game in which the
ultimate objective is coming up with an
appropriate dissertation topic���
Start with one chapter, writing only
for yourself���
Start with one chapter writing what your advisor thinks
is appropriate���
Get objective advice from academics
outside your advisor’s circle���
Use your external committee member
as a dissertation advisor���
Get drunk and brainstorm topics���
Reconsider a fallback position as a cat
burglar���
Draw an empathy map for your advisor
as the stakeholder���
Carry a voice recorder and capture
every idea���
Get drunk with your advisor and
brainstorm topics���
Reframe your idea to be compatible with
your advisors in some way���
Use a Ouija board to define your topic���
Throw darts onto key words from your potential ideas mounted on a dart board and create a topic���
Write on a different potential dissertation
topic for one hour each day for a week. Select the one that
excites you the most and cater it to your
departmental requirements���
Go to a psychic and ask him/her what your dissertation
topic will be. ���
Make it work���
Please pack your
knives and go���
Identify the career goal and use that as the inspiration for
the topic and outside examiner ���
Sleep on it���
Talk to your university’s writing
center���
Use guided meditation for topic
guidance���
Write the reference section first.���
Using Scrabble tiles, for every letter write
down the related concepts in your
dissertation work. Create a topic from
those concepts.���
Write five abstracts
representing at least one of your ideas and one of
your advisors. Put them in a hat and
choose one���Ask Ganesh to be
your outside examiner���
Ask yourself, what would Walter
White Do?���