By:Meghan Craievich

Once upon a time...

...there was a princess.

Once upon a time...

...there was a princess.Yes, yes a princess. I know this is how they all start but SHHHH pay attention!

Now, this Princess had a

Garden

And

in the g

arden was a Colutea shrub

With many BEAUTIFUL Yellow Flowers

What the princess didn't know was that this colutea shrug was special

This colutea shrub grew apogamously, which was odd considering it was not a fern

Very Odd No?

One day the princess heard voices in her garden and discovered her chatty little flowers

"Hello!" she said politely, the princess was quite well known for her manners

The flowers laughed as if she had said something funny.

"What is it?" she asked, truly curious about the cause of their laughter.

“You’re a FAT PIG ” they cried together.

They began to further taunt her by saying other MOLESTFULthings.

This made the princess sad...

...and then it madeher mad...

....So mad that she burned the bush and the flowers away with it.

Remember girls, you should never let anyone get away with makig you feel like you're anything

less than you are..

.... but also remember...

...Murder and Arson are illegal.

The End!

Apogamous De�inition: of or pertaining to apogamy apogamy (əˈpɒɡəmɪ)n1. (Botany) a type of reproduction, occurring in some ferns, in which the sporophyte develops from the gameto-phyte without fusion of gametes2. (Botany) a type of reproduction, occurring in some ferns, in which the sporophyte develops from the gameto-phyte without fusion of gametesapogamic adj aˈpogamous adj

Colutea De�inition: small genus of Eurasian shrubs with yellow �lowers and bladdery pods

Molestful De�inition: Troublesome vexatious