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Introducing mini-Salman Khan
BHURAT – THE TEE TOTALLER
Lets have
shots girls
Daru Piyega ?
I don’t drink
Let’s drink man.
No way…
Hey Borat,
wanna
paaartaaay
tonight?
AT’S
ultimate
reaction
THE PROBLEM SOLVER
I have the solution
to all your problems
WOW! And it is???
A pick up line “She
smokes a lot, she is
smoking hotttt”
THE POSE MASTER
WHAT A TUTOR?
PGP 1
SECTION B
GUYS
PGP 1
SECTION B
GIRLS
In case of
doubts please
email me – I
may not get
back
In case of
doubts please
send me an
sms – for a
quick
turnaround
Worlds best coder (not what you think)
He sucks at algos but codes the worlds best sms’
“I am in the shower kiddo-my thoughts are waterproof when it comes to you”
“I am sleeping baby – this sms comes to you from my dreams”
IIT KANPUR COMP SCIENCE
TRUE INCIDENT
Yaar Pangti uss ladki
ne mujhe pareshan
karke rakha hai .. Call
karti rahti hai phone
karte rahti hai
Acha phone
dikha
Total One SMS from that
girl informing about some
event
ANOTHER ONE
Yaar pangti dekh usne
mujhe dekha abhi ..
Dekha dekha main kah
raha tha mere peeche padi
hai !!
Abey who meri
college ki
junior hai
mujhe “hi” kah
rahi thi !!
ORIGINS – AS SOME BELIEVE
Straight from
the Singapore
Zoo!
* Refer to Niharika’s ppt
BUSTING SOME MYTHS - I
In his own words – ‘Innocent and homely’
Lonely walks
Not so lonely parties
*Singapore Chronicles
HIS SECRET WEAPON - SALSA
OMG !!!
I hope someone is
J…
BUSTING SOME MYTHS - II
In his own words – ‘Hardworking and sincere’
Fourth term On CCS On outings with ‘a’
friend
Number of hours 8 30
Number of meetings 3 7
Update frequency Fortnightly Daily
Reasons for the effort Grade Pink mocktails,
Pink shakes
Strawberry ice creams
Shopping for ‘pink’ shirts
BUSTING SOME MYTHS - III
In his own words – ‘Cleanliness is Godliness’
Identify where Bhurrat is in the following pics of his room…? (Hint:Arrows)
Come to A-Base tonight and
turn my a** red like a
baboon… to find out…!!
Portrait of my
DREAM GIRL