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There’s No Earthly WayOf Knowing.

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WITH THANKS TO;

Jess Cusack, Liv Mulhall, Lana Palumbo and Emily Fairbank for helping this come together.

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CONTENTS

INSIGHTABOUT THE BOOK 1. VOILET BEAUREGARD 2. MIKE TEAVEE 4. PURE IMAGINATION 4. LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND THE WOLF 5. AUGUSTUS GLOOP 6. GOLDILOCKS 7. ATTENTION ATTENTION 8. THERE’S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING 9. SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS 10. HOT AND COLD

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INSIGHT

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ABOUT THE BOOK

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Dear friends.We surely all agree there’s almost thing worse to see than some repulsive little bum who’s always chewing chewing gum.Chewing all day long.She chewed while bathing in the tub.She chewed while dancing at her club.She chewed in church and on the bus; it was really quite ludicrous!

VOILET BEAUREGARDMODEL: LIV MULHALL

NOVEMBER 2012

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So far as children are concerned is never, never let them near your television set.Or better still just don’t install the idiotic thing at all.In almost every house we’ve been, we watched them gaping at the screen.They loll and slope and lounge about, and stare until their eyes pop out.

MIKE TEAVEEMODEL: JESS CUSACK

DECEMBER 2012

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Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination.Take a look and you’ll see into you’re imagination. We’ll begin with a spin, travelling in the world of my creation. What we will see will defy explanation.

PURE IMAGINATIONMODEL: LANA PALUMBO

DECEMBER 2012

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The small girl smiles.One eyelid flickers. She whips a pistol from her knickers. She aims at the creature’s head, and bang bang.She shoots him dead.

LITTLE RED RIDING HOODAND THE WOLFMODEL:LANA PALUMBO

DECEMBER 2012

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Augustus Gloop!The great big greedy nincompoop How long could we allow this beast to gorge and guzzle, feed and feast on everything he wanted to?

AUGUSTUS GLOOPMODEL: LANA PALUMBO

JANUARY 2013

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