1. Being compatible with someone doesn‘t mean na lagi kayong nagkakasundo sa mga bagay na ang gusto mo ay

gusto nya. Remember: you have your own individual differences; you‘re totally different from each other.

Maraming bagay sa mundo ang hindi napagkakasunduan na kadalasan dahilan ng away at hiwalayan. But if you

just try to give way for each and everyone, you could be a better person. Life is just a matter of adjustments.

Hindi ba‘t masarap isipin na, nang dahil sa kanya,natutuhan mong mahalin ang mga bagay na dati hindi mu

pinapahalagahan.

2. Bf and Gf once played a game, the boy will write the things he like the girl to change and vice versa. After an hour,

they trade their work with one another. The boy started to cry while reading 10 pages work of his gf. Then his gf

also started to cry because her bf only wrote – ―wala akong gusting baguhin sau dahil minahal kita ng ganyan ka

at tinanggap ko lahat simula nung sinabi kong mahal kita.

3. The shit you hear about me might be true. But then again it might be as FAKE as the bitch who told you.

4. HEART FOR SALE!Who wants to buy my heart? I‘m having it for sale. Although it‘s only second hand, still it

functions well. Because once, I sold it whole, but someone returned it broken. Now, had it all repaired and now

I‘m back in business. Who wants to buy my heart? Satisfaction guaranteed. It has free service charge and a

lifetime warranty. So if you are asking for the price, well, you are in bargain, it only cost – LOVE and CARE.

5. True happiness is not about a big laugh or tears of joy. It‘s about a simple smile whenever you remember someone

who made your life simple but completely happy.

6. A soldier fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those people behind him.

7. We don‘t need to rush things. If something‘s bound to happen, it will happen. In the right time, with the right

person and for the best reason.

8. There was a man who saw a bee floundering around in the water. He decided to save by stretching out his finger,

but the bee stung him. The man still tried to get the bee out of the water but the bee stung him again. Another

man nearby told him to stop. But the fist man said, ―It is in the nature of bees to sting. It is in my nature to care.

Why should I give up?‖ Moral lesson: Don‘t give up caring. Don‘t give up doing well. Even if people around you,

stings.

9. What is ATTITUDE? 3 ants saw an elephant coming:

1st ant: We‘ll break his leg!

2nd ant: we‘ll kill him!

3rd ant: Leave him dude. He‘s alone, we‘re 3.

10. Most of the problems in life are because of 2 reasons. First, we act without THINKING. Second, we keep on

thinking without ACTING.

11. When I was a kid, my teacher asked what do I wanted to be when I grow up. ―I wanted to be happy,‖ I answered.

She scolded me and told me that I don‘t understand the question. I told her, ―Being happy is beyond every noble

profession that the world ever has.‖ Ayon, dumugo ilong nya! Nasa KINDER plang ako nun ha. =)

12. Boy: [nahihiya]

Girl: anong nangyayari sau?

Boy: wala naman. Kasi nung nakita kita parang ―Pringles‖ na ung tibok ng puso ko.Girl: bakit naman pringles?

Boy: kasi nung nakita kita 8 popped and now, 8 won‘t stop.

13. Nakita ni boy na sad na naman si girl:

Boy: wanna feel extreme happiness?

Girl: How?

Boy: it‘s easy.. BE MINE!

14. Girl: marunong ka bang magduplicate ng susi? Magpapagawa sana ako sayo ng kopya para makapasok din ako sa

puso mo.

Boy: di na kelangan, kasi palaging ―bukas‖ to… para sayo.

15. Boy: teacher ka ba?

Girl: sori. Hindi. Bakit naman pumasok sa isip mo yan?

Boy: uhmmm… wala lang. tinuruan mo kasi akong magmahal.

16. Sana ―V‖ nalang ako… para I‘m always next to ―U‖…

17. Nakakatakot kapag may multo noh? Pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ako sayo.

18. Philosophy teacher asked, ―Ano yung meron ka na wala sayo?

Student said, ―Meron po akong mahal, pero wala sa ‗kin.

19. Walang madilim na daan, at malakas na ulan… kung jowa ang pupuntahan..

20. Hangga‘t di mu pa nahahanap ang sayo, pwede sa ‗kin ka muna?

21. Kung buhay ko naman ang kapalit upang sumaya ka… malungkot ka nalang! Asa ka pa…

22. Helu! Pwede ba magtanong? Kung tatahakin ko ba ang daan na ‗to… tutuloy ba ‗to sa puso mo?

23. Guy: miss, keyboard ka ba?

Girl: bakit?

Guy: kasi type kita.

24. Guy: para kang terorista…

Girl: bakit?

Guy: kasi binihag mo ang puso ko.

25. Guy: di ka ba napapagod?

Girl: huh? Bakit?

Guy: kasi, kanina ka pa tumatakbo sa isip ko eh.

26. Boy: ui! Papicture tayo…

Girl: at bakit naman?

Boy: para madevelop tayo.

27. Malala na sakit ko sa puso… Para gumaling, it‘s either ICU or UC me…

28. Ang life ko, parang nakasakay sa seesaw… pag wala ka, down ako…

29. Only the mind can make the right decisions, but undeniably, the heart decides for our happiness even if it‘s wrong.

30. Not all fast beating hearts mean ―love‖, not all blushed faces is a sign that you‘re inlove… sometimes… lasing ka

lang…

31. Girl: tingin mo ba 10 years from now, friends pa rin tayo?

Boy: hmmm… 10 years from now? Aba, malay mo, magka-apelyido na tayo…

32. Hindi naman talaga manhid ang isang tao… hindi lang niya kayang intindihin ang hindi mo kayang diretsuhin.

33. You will always see what‘s wrong when you are right.. but you will never know which is right, when you‘re happy

doing wrong…

34. Stupid feeling.. you attempt and fight so hard to take someone off your mind and off your life… but each time you

think how to forget, you keep on falling much more..

35. Find time to realize that there is one person who means much to you.. for you might wake up one morning losing

that person you thought meant nothing to you

36. Kung ―dictionary‖ ka, sigurado, kahit ‗sang page di mo ko mahahanap… wala naman kasi akong meaning sayo di

ba?

37. Always make your absence felt, in such a way that somebody misses you, but let not your absence be so long that

somebody starts learning to live without you.

38. If you‘re not jealous, then, you don‘t love the person… if you don‘t love the person, then, you‘re not supposed to

be jealous.

39. Perfect is not when compatible persons are together. It‘s when you‘re both opposite but in that way, you both

complete each other.

40. When something had happened, do not talk about it; it is hard to collect spilled water.

41. Once you have loved, you will always love. For what‘s in your mind may escape but what‘s in your heart will

remain forever.

42. I can‘t force somebody to like me and love me. I can‘t convince somebody to believe and appreciate me. I can‘t

please somebody to make friends with me. I can‘t be perfect as what they want me to be. I can‘t say ―Stop!‖ for

those people who keep on judging me negatively and say ―No!‖ for those people who keeps on hurting me. I can‘t

control those rumors and negative feedbacks rushing on me. But one thing for sure, ―I love those true persons

who can accept and love me for who I am, not for what he wants me to be.‖

43. You can hide the pain that you feel. And make others think that you can move on. But you can never deny the

truth, that the person, who hurt you, is still the same person you wish to love you.

44. It hurts to miss someone who doesn‘t know how to miss you. It hurts to love someone who doesn‘t love you back.

But most of all, it hurts when you‘ve learned to keep him, but he‘s not even yours.

45. In ―LOVE‖, you can‘t see the bad side of someone. That‘s the pathetic part of being in love. That sometimes, even

the worst person in this world can be the best person for your own belief. As McPaul said…. ―LOVE is not blind.. it

sees, but it doesn‘t mind.‖

46. Sometimes, the simplest advice that you give to others.. is the hardest thing for you to follow.

47. Not all people can understand the way I am. Some may hate me, some will love. But for all of those, I still love

the way I am.. because I don‘t want to pretend as someone just to flatter anyone.

48. Understanding is deeper than knowledge. There are many people who know you. But very few understand.

49. Sometimes, you just have to pretend that you‘re happy. Just to stop everyone from asking you what the hell

happened

50. SWEET IRONY…Did you know that a man will try to seduce every girl, except the one he loves. But a nice girl will

not be seduced by any man, except by the man she loves.

51. Don‘t look for things or people that aren‘t there. Just always be thankful for what you have. Because, the more

you look for something not with you, the more you find something wrong with what you have.

52. Pwede ba kitang paaralin? Para naman matutunan mu kong mahalin.

53. Hindi mo ba ako naririnig? Parang cellphone na akong nagriring… bakit di mo pa ‗ko sagutin?

54. Kung kasing lakas ng stethoscope ang tenga mo, narinig mo na sana, na ikaw ang tinitibok ng puso ko..

55. Don‘t be unhappy if your dreams never come true… Just be thankful that your nightmares too.

56. ―away ng pinya at apple‖

Apple: ba‘t ka ba tingin ng tingin ng tingin ng tingin sa ‗kin?

Pinya: eh ba‘t ka namumula?

57. A real woman is not defined by how many boyfriends she had. Its how many boys cried when she said, ―No! I‘m

taken and I love him.‖

58. Q: What‘s the difference between promises and memories?

A: We break promises whereas, memories break us.

59. We need to accept that sometimes our act of wanting some space would lead to a permanent end.

60. If things are getting special… it also gets confusing to know if everything is going to be true.

61. The most stupid thing about relationships… they love you when they see you. But when they don‘t, they flirt with

someone else.

62. When you‘ve found a reason to walk away, never look back. Just keep walking. It‘s better to get lost moving on

than to get stuck and stranded broken.

63. You should never assume that somebody loves you by only seeing their sweetness. Sometimes, we shall believe in

the fact that some people are just flirts.

64. One night, a girl visited her bf. It was his birthday. The girl baked a cake for him with a candle at the center. She

lit the candle and said, ―Make a wish.‖ Suddenly the guy closed his eyes and tears started running down when he

opened his eyes. The girl asked him, ―What did you wish for?‖ and he replied… ―FREEDOM... Freedom from a girl

whom I never loved even from the start.‖

65. The only wrong thing would be, to deny what your heart really feels.

66. Q: Which one hurts most?

A: I love you… Goodbye? Or I said I love you but I lied?

67. Don‘t go for someone who is always telling you how perfect you are because you‘re not. Find someone who will

tell you exactly what she/he thinks of you. Someone who will tell you how irritating and impossible you can.

Someone who gives compliments at the right time. Someone who will laugh at your clumsiness, but will still love

you for it. Someone who won‘t be afraid in telling you the truth because those who can be honest and loyal can

stay up to the very end.

68. HUMAN PHILOSOPHY….

Q: Why was Snow White given an apple with a poison?

A: To show that not all people that are kind to you are really kind. They might have some other agenda against

you. Looks can be deceiving.

Q: Why did Cinderella run away when the clock turned 12 m.n.?

A: To remind us that every things has its limitations even dreams.

Q: Why did Ariel decided to exchange her fins with feet?

A: To show that anyone will try to lose anything just to be happy. 69. NATURAL SCIENCE….

Boy: lam mo, negative ka.

Girl: bakit naman? Boy: eh… kasi positive ako. Attractive tayo.

70. Kung di ka na masaya sa mundo mo, ba‘t di mo subukang sumama sa mundo ko? 71. Boy: I‘m invisible.

Girl: Ohhz? Boy: Can you see me? Girl: Yes..! Boy: ok! 7 pm! Tonight. See yah!

72. Oh! I forgot your name. Can I call you ―MINE?‖ and in case you forget my name too, you can call me ―YOURS.‖ 73. There was a boy who loved his gf very much. But his gf is destined to die after a year ‗coz of leukemia. His gf

asked, ―Gano mo ‗ko kamahal?‖ the bf smile and said, ―Mahal kita ng sobra sobra.. nakalimutan ko na nga kung

panu mabuhay ng wala ka.‖ The gf asked again, ―eh panu kung wala na ‗ko?‖ he answered, ―Kung aalis ka, wag ka ng magpaalam.‖ She looked at his eyes and asked, ―Why?‖ the boy hug her and said, ―Para isipin ko na may aantayin pa ko, kahit alam kong ‗di ka na babalik pa.‖

74. I like the practical simplicity of this statement…. ―If people talk negatively about you, live in such a way that no one will believe them.‖

75. I asked him, ―do you love me?‖ he said, ―let‘s just be friends.‖ I asked him again, he told the same answer. Then one day, he said, ―I love you‖ I answered, ―I know, because we‘re friends….. Right?‖

76. There is a guy who has a girlfriend. He loves the girl and the girl loves the guy too. The relation grew through years. Then only this time, the guy found another girl, and it feels that he loves that girl. Is it right to love

someone that could hurt the one? Or is it right to fight what you feel to be fair? 77. Nanaginip ako. BREAK na daw tayo. Grabe! Iyak daw ako ng iyak. Pero paggising ko, natawa ako. Naalala ko, di

nga pala tayo. 78. Dalawang bagay na magulo pero totoo:

Una, wag ka masyado mahigpit, baka masakal siya at iwan ka… Pangalawa, wag ka masyado maluwag, baka maagaw ng iba at iwan ka…

79. Sabi nila.. ―WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET‖

Ei, panu ba yan? NAKIKITA KITA… ibig sabihin ba nyan, AKIN KA NA? 80. Hindi naman mahirap magsabi ng sorry… mahirap lang umamin ng pagkakamali… 81. It‘s never too late to learn… but sometimes, we learn when it‘s too late… 82. Kahit gaano pa kadami ang makaalala sayo… kung wala naman dun yung taong inaasahan mo, kulang pa din ang

araw mo.. 83. Sometimes, you just have to forget the rules. Follow your heart and see where it takes you. Never apologize for

saying what you really feel, ‗coz that‘s like saying sorry for being real. Never regret anything you said or did ‗coz at some point it was what you wanted. True strength is being able to hold it all together when everyone else is

expecting you to fall apart. 84. Some people are meant to fall inlove with each other. But not meant to be together. 85. I‘m missing someone right now. It‘s like part of me has been lost. But I can‘t do anything because in my absence,

he‘s with his happiness. 86. Some boys feel they need to love thousands of girls. But a real man knows how to love one woman in a thousand

ways. 87. Sometimes you think you‘re inlove. But sometimes, you‘ve just become so attached that you‘ve developed a need

for that person.. just a need not love. 88. You can always love two persons at the same time. Always possible. But you can never love both on the same

way. 89. Ang pagtingin sa mahal mo habang may kasama siyang iba ay parang pagtitig sa araw ng walang sunglasses…

ang sakit sa mata.

90. I‘ve came to realize that destiny can hurt a person as much as it can bless. And I find myself woderin‘ ―why do I have to fall for someone who could be my destiny but can never be mine.‖

91. A lesson from avatar: ―no matter how beautiful your dreams and fantasies are. You will always have to wake up from your untold realities.

92. No person has the right to condemn me on how I repair my heart. Because no one knows how much I‘m hurting. 93. It hurts to know that I have fallen for someone who would just leave me hangin in the air. Why? Coz I‘ve closed

my eyes from the reality that he never loved me, he just cared. 94. Philosophical definition of LOVE!

Love doesn‘t need dates, treats, gifts, money, extreme kissing to realize that you‘re finally inlove. It only needs the comfort and security of having a lifetime friend in the person if despite all the consequences, the feeling does not die out, instead it grows stronger. Then it must be it.

95. Do you know wrong with sorry? It gives people the wrong idea that any mistake can be solved by a single word. 96. I wish heartbreak was as plain as getting a haircut. You didn‘t feel anything, but when it‘s over, there‘s a new you.

97. You can‘t find true love where it doesn‘t exist. And you can‘t hide it where it truly does. 98. I know that there‘s a big chance that people don‘t like me. However there‘s even a bigger chance that I don‘t care! 99. There‘s a difference between GOODBYE and LETTING GO… GOODBYE is ―I‘ll see you again when I‘m ready to hold

your hand, and you‘re ready to hold mine,‖ LETTING GO is ―I‘ll miss your hand. I realized it‘s not mine to hold and will never hold it again.‖

100. It‘s hard when you do not know what causes your sadness. But it‘s harder when you know what makes you sad

yet you cannot do anything about it.

101. Why tears do came rushing when you‘re hurt? Coz it‘s the only way how your eyes speak… when your mouth can‘t explain how things made your heart broken.

102. Past is past. If you want happiness, don‘t walk together with your past. It may be unforgettable, but the reality is, ―past is just a lesson, just look back but never bring it back.‖

103. FUNNY THOUGHTS! Have you tried to walk to the other side of the classroom to ask for a sharpener to sharpen your pencil, just to see

your crush and then you realized you‘re holding a pen? 104. Life is like a party. You invite a lot of people. Some go, some join you. Some laugh with you, some didn‘t come.

But in the end after the fun, there would be a few who would clean up the mess with you. And most of the time, those were the uninvited.

105. He said he‘ll never leave me, he‘ll be my side, and he‘s going to wait. But when I turn back, I saw him with someone else. I ask him, ―where are your words?‖ then he said, ―I love you, but she came.‖

106. TRUST is like a mirror. You can fix it if it‘s broken. But you can still see the crack in its reflection.

107. There‘s nothing wrong being bitter. Remember, medicines usually taste bitter but it makes you well.

108. Don‘t exhaust your heart trying to look for the one you think you deserve. Instead you should save the best part of yourself for the person who deserves you. Someone who came the time you didn‘t search.

109. A nice thought to keep: You may not be perfect in many things. But some things are not perfect without you.‖

110. Learn to trust the perfect time, so that you may discover that all pain found in waiting has a magnificent and awesome purpose.

111. Cute naman ng crush ko! Kaya lang, may kulang………………. AKO! 112. Why do people always say: ―kung tayo, tayo talaga.‖ Don‘t they know that, ―without effort, destiny won‘t work.‖ 113. Patulong naman sa physics.

Given the FREE FALL Formula:

y= vt-(1/2) gt2 Where: y=distance v=velocity g=gravity t=time

pano ko makukuha ang time to make you fall for me? 114. I just realized napakarami na talagang banat ngayon…… wala na tuloy akong maisip kundi ikaw.

115. Sabi nila, libre daw mangarap. Ikaw? Libre ka ba? Pangarap kasi kita. 116. Kahit maging perfect ka para sa isang taong mahal mo, kung di ka naman appreciated worthless ka pa rin. 117. It‘s better to die to the mouth of a tiger. Than to see my lover to the mouth of other. 118. Isang beses lang naman kita minahal eh. Pagkatapos nun, di na natapos. 119. Every girl has her…..

Unique type of guy, Unique love, Unique story, Unique frustration, Unique heart ache, But one thing is common among girls… ―The way they cry over the wrong guy‖

120. When a girl thinks of her future with her bf, it‘s normal. But when a boy thinks of his future with his gf, he‘s serious.

121. Ang tao, aminado yan sa mga kasalanan nila pero kung lalo mo pang pinapamukha sa kanila na mali sila, lalo mo lang silang binibigyan ng dahilan para iwan ka.

122. There is a girl who argues with her bf ‗coz she asked a ring for her birthday. But her bf send a talking doll instead. The girl refused to accept the doll then she throws it away. The guy run as fast as he could to save the

doll but an approaching car hit him, then he died. At the burial, the girl was crying, she grab the doll then hold it tight, the talking doll spoke saying, ―Will you marry me? Please get the ring in the doll‘s pocket. Hope you like it.‖

123. Reflect on this: ―If life is an exam, and your sins are your mistakes, will you pass?‖ 124. Boys are like onions. They add taste and spice in girls‘ life. But juts like onions, they make girls cry too. Kaya

masarap din tadtarin. 125. ―Huwag mong isipin na walang nagmamahal sayo, kasi naiinsulto ako.‖ 126. Mas medaling maglakad pabalik sa taong nagmamahal sayo kaysa tumakbo at humabol sa taong ayaw sayo.

127. I gave him my yes. And I know he really felt happy. I gave him my yes. Because I love him. I walked away with a smile. But deeply my heart is badly bleeding.. ‗coz I answered yes to his question, ―can you set me free?‖

128. If you love someone more than anything, then distance only matters to the mind, not to the heart. 129. Being alone sometimes gives us space to grow. It‘s hard to grow when you‘re too close to someone. Remember,

trees are planted far from each other so they can spread and mature. 130. Life is a constant change. Love is the greatest surprise. Friendship is your best defense. Maturity comes with

responsibilities. And death is just around the corner. So expect a little, assume nothing, learn from your mistakes,

listen to your heart, take care of your friends, treasure your family, achieve your goals, cry because of laughter, laugh because of pain, eat your pride and throw up all hatred. And always remember that life is the best gift and not everyone gets the chance to enjoy it.

131. We always have a choice, as what others say. But the problem is, you may have the ability of choosing, yet not the capacity to stand firmly with what you have chosen.

132. It‘s really hard to show everybody how you fill. Scared of letting them know what‘s bothering you. Sometimes,

lying would be an excellent remedy to overshadow the tears from your eyes. You hide the pain by smiling; you hide the tears by laughing. And you hide the sadness by lying. And sometimes you just want to trade your life to experience a minute of happiness that will really change everything. But that‘s what makes it ironic, the more you seek for happiness, the more you lose it.

133. Sentimental scribbles: ―no matter how wasted you think you are, there will always be someone who will love you because you‘re not like anyone else.‖

134. Just a simple thought: ―anong meron ka.. na kinukuha mo sa iba?‖

135. Being kind is much more important than being right for sometimes, what a person needs is not a brilliant mind that speaks but a patient heart that listens.

136. It‘s funny when you promised to yourself that you‘ll never fall inlove again but then again, you caught yourself smiling for someone who seems really special.

137. You wouldn‘t know the sweet moments in life unless you had the pain. 138. A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy. It‘s always nice to know that someone‘s afraid to lose you. 139. Gusto kitang asarin para arasin mo ako! 140. Itutuwid ko ang landas mo, para sa kin ka dumiretso! 141. Kung ikaw puno, ako baging. Pwede ba kitang gapangin? 142. Tanong: Kilan mahirap makatulog?

Sagot: Kapag masarap ang katabi.

Tanong ulit: Kilan naman mahirap gumising? Sagot: Kapag napasarap kagabi.

143. May girl na minsan ng nasaktan ang damdamin ni boy, dahil dito, nagbreak sila. After 3 months, narealize ni girl na mahal pala nya si boy! Kaya kinausap niya si boy.

Girl: Give me one more chance, I love you and I will never hurt you anymore. She said crying, but the boy just laugh and said.

Boy: tanga lang ang mga taong bumabalik sa taong nanakit na sa kanila. Hopeless, the girl cried but the boy hug her saying…..

Boy: at isa ako sa mga tangang yun! 144. May isang guy na sawa na sa pagbabasa ng text ng gf nya. It‘s always, ―I love you, kain ka na, ingat lagi, miss

na kita.‖ One night nagtext ang gf nya but instead of reading the message, he sleep. In the morning, nagising siya. The mother of his gf is calling, when he answered it, nagulat sya ng sabihin nito na, ―she‘s dead, na rape siya tsake pinatay!‖ pag baba nya ng phone, agad nyang binasa yung message ng gf nya last night at napaluha

siya ng mabasa nya na, ―Hon, help me, someone;s following me,!‖ 145. Love. It‘s not about dates, anniversaries, expensive materials, elegant bf/gf, it‘s not either about holding hands,

tight hugging, torrid kissing, body touching, love making. It‘s just about how you value and respect someone without expecting things from them in return. It‘s about being unselfishly devoted with that special person till the last beat of your heart.

146. A wrong thing is wrong even if everyone else is doing it. A right thing is right even if you‘re the only person doing it.

147. Kung may nagtanong sayo na: kumain ka na ba? Ang pinakamgandang sagot dyan ay, ―hindi pa! gusto ko kasi, matikman ka muna.‖

148. Pride is like a medicine that needs to be swallowed. Yes it‘s bitter. But later on it will make you fell better. 149. I don‘t wanna change myself for the expectations of people around me. I don‘t wanna act like an innocent person

just to say that I am good. Wanna know why? Because it‘s better to hate me for who I am than love me for whom I pretend to be.

150. If you‘ll ask me how many times you entered my mind, I‘d be lying if I say many. Because you entered only once and since then, you never came out.

151. Gf: spell mo nga yung EMPTY.. Bobong bf: uhmm.. di ko alam eh.. try ko… ―dobol u-ay-ti-eych-ow-yu-ti-way-ow-you‖

152. In life, always remember before doing something good or bad, what you do is what defines you. 153. It‘s not what people do to us that hurts us. In the most fundamental sense, it‘s our chosen response to what they

do to us that hurts us.

154. Kung subject ka sa school, gusto ko ikaw na ang pinakamahirap kasi gusto ko, sayo lang ako babagsak. 155. Alin ba mas masarap mas o lang? mas mahal kita… mas masay ako sayo… mas seryoso ako sayo kaysa sa

kanya… di ba mas masarap pakinggan to: kaw Lang ang mhal ko… sayo lang ako… at akin ka lang! 156. Sarap isiping inaalala ka ng mahal mo, yung… ―kumain ka na po ba?‖, ―wag kang magpapagod huh?‖, ―ingat ka

po palagi‖. Pero may sasarap pa ba kung sasabihin nyang, ?Lam mo, mahal na mahal kita, sana sakin ka na talaga.

157. Sana ma nakakamis sakin.. may nag iisip, may nakakaalala, may namamahal, at sana yung taong yun ay yung

nagbabasa ng message na to. 158. What if I tell you to forget me? Would you? If I ask you to go? Would you obey? If I tell you to leave me alone?

Will you? Sana matigas ulo mo, at hindi mo hayaang mawala ako sayo. 159. Minsan kalog ka. Minsan mabait. Lagging makulit. Napansin ka tuloy ng iba. Tanong nila, ―Friend mo? Arbor.‖

Sagot ko, ―Sira ka ba? Mahal na mahal ko yan.. tadyak gusto mo?‖ 160. Aanhin mo pa ang bahay niyo? Kung nakatira ka na ditto sa puso ko?

161. As I grow old, my realizations about life become deeper, problems get bigger, situations become more complicated. Sometimes, I wish I could go back. Back to the times when the only man in my life was my dad. My only best friend was my mom. And any pain could be healed by just a band-aid and a lollipop.

162. One day Love and Friendship are walking in a village. Love falls into a well. Why? Because Love is blind. Friendship also jumps inside. Why? Because Friendship will do anything for Love.

163. Fact: We get hurt the moment we start to care and they will only start to care when they realize that we get hurt.

164. It feels good to have someone who knows how weak and stupid you are at times and yet still finds you amazing simply because they love you.

165. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived and how gracefully you let go of the things not meant for you.

166. I never wanted someone to love me for a lifetime. I only wanted someone who will love desperately and only me while he‘s mine.

167. Minsan lang sa buhay ng tao ang makahanap ng tunay na pagmamahal. Pero ano nga ba ang sukatan ng tunay na pagmamahal? Roses? Chocolates? Gifts? Kiss? Sa palagay ko.. mahal niya ako kapag pumunta siya sa bahay Kahit umuulan. Walang paying, inaapoy ng lagnat. Tapos bigla niyang sasabihing.. ―sumugod na ko. Para lang Makita ka. Alam mo namang ikaw ang gamot ko di ba?‖

168. Do you know why it‘s hard to fall in love again after a broken heart? Coz I made the first one so special thinking

he will be my last. 169. If you want happiness, don‘t walk together with your past. It may be unforgettable but the fact is, past is just a

lesson. Just look back, never bring it back. 170. Does first love never really die? That is a question that we have to shatter and its important to understand that

first love never dies because in reality it doesn‘t ever exist. In love there are no such things as 1st, 2nd, and last. Adjectives like these are inappropriate to place before the word ―love‖. Love is love. It is not divided into different

phrases. It has only one identity and that identity is difficult to describe. 171. No boys are true when it comes to relationship. they lie, they cheat, they backstab you. Never trust a guy. A guy

is always a guy. Never expect anything is perfect. 172. I learned that I don‘t need to hold on too long to what‘s never meant for me. Sometimes, I need to set things

free before it hurts me more badly. 173. Hindi naman lahat ng crush ko, crush ko lang.. yung iba.. crush din ako. 174. Ako, alam ko kung san ilulugar sarili ko. Alam ko di ako kaakit akit. Di ako rich. Alam ko din di ako ganun

kacute.pero isa lang ang laban ko.. masarap ako………….. magmahal!! 175. Sabi nila, ―you can never realize the importance of something until it is gone.‖ Sabi ko naman, ―it will never be

gone unless you gave importance.‖ 176. The heart was made to love, though broken once, twice, or several times over, it can still, and it will eventually

learn to love again. 177. Kaya ko naman kahit wala ka, yun nga lang, di ako Masaya. 178. It hurts to see someone walk away from you, but what hurts most is when they make you feel loved, made you

fall for them, made you believe that they love you.. but they never really did. 179. Proving happiness isn‘t seen on how many times you laughed. But it‘s finding that sensible reason everytime you

smile. 180. Kung meron lang sigurong doorbell yang puso mo.. wasak na yung doorbell. Kakapindot ko.

181. If you want to forget someone. Mean it. Hindi yung padadaanan mo siya ng gm tapos pag nagreply, kikiligin ka. Ano ka adik?

182. Kung hindi ka man marunong makiramdam sa nararamdaman niya. Matuto ka naman sanang gumawa ng bagay na hindi makakasakit sa kanya.

183. Ang love parang kape.. pag nasobrahan sa granules, pumapait. Lesson? Don‘t give too much para sa huli, hindi ka ―bitter‖

184. Reality of life: Bata: teacher, what is love? Teacher: punta ka sa labas, pitas ka ng pinakamagandang dahon.

(sumunod ang bata. Mayamaya, bumalik na walang dala.) Teacher: oh? Nasan na yung dahon? Bata: eh kasi teacher, may nakita akong dahon, pero d ko napitas. Naghanap muna ako ng mas maganda, pero wala akong nakita. Binalikan ko yung unang dahon na nakita ko pero wala na. nakuha na ng iba. Teacher: that is love, nasa harap mo na, tumingin ka pa sa iba na akala mo na mas okay pa sa kanya.

185. The purpose of a relationship is not to have someone who might complete you but to have someone whom you

might share your incompleteness with.

186. Boy: Ayoko sa mga taong nakapaligid sa mundo ko. Girl: WAaaaH pati ba ako? =( Boy: Ikaw kaya ang mundong tinutukoy ko.

187. Minsan kelangan mong makalimot para ikaw naman maalala. Pero paano pag di ka naalala? Simple.. eh di wala kang halaga.

188. Little boy: paglaki ko, gusto ko maging basurero.

Little girl: bakit yun? Little boy: para ako pupulot sayo kapag binasura ka ng taong mahal mo.

189. Wala namang mali kong aminin mong inlove ka sa kanya. Ang mali ay yung pilit mong itanggi kahit na sobrang obvious na.

190. I‘m the happiest person when I saw you face. In tagalog: ―ako ang pinakamasayang tao kapag nilagari ko ang mukha mo.‖

191. They say were too old to play HIDE and SEEK, but wouldn‘t it be so nice to hear someone says, ―I found you.‖

192. Sometimes, you don‘t need to confront a person, you just need to act differently for them to figure out their fault.

193. The worth of someone is realized when they are gone. For its always a mystery that we realize the essence when its already a memory.

194. Do you know what is the hardest torture in my life? It is simply watching the person I love, loving someone else. 195. A cute love story:

There was a little boy who‘s 1st love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street. As time went by, he got married but still kept it.. 1 day, his wife found it and asked.. ―where did you get this?‖ the man said, ―I kept that since I was a child, but why are you asking?‖ his wife said.. ―I lost this when I was 7. Now that‘s what you call DESTINY.

196. Good boys are found in all corners of the earth but unfortunately the earth is round, therefore, there are no

corners, so there are NO GOOD BOYS. 197. I told him my yes and I know he really felt happy. I told him my yes coz I love him. I walked away with a smile

but deeply, my heart is badly bleeding.. because I answered yes to his question, ―Can you set me free?‖ 198. Screw ka ba? Kasi habang umiikot ka sa isip ko, lalo ka naming bumabaon sa puso ko. 199. Sana susi nalang ako, para pag nawala ako, mananatili kang sarado at walang ibang makakabukas sau, kundi

ako.

200. PILOSOPONG ESTUDYANTE: Dear teachers,

Di porke‘t pare pareho kami ng sagot nagkopyahan na kami. Me tamang sagot ba na iba iba? Anu yan? Originality?

201. Do you believe that there are no accidents in life? Everything happens for a reason. Every people we met will have a role in our lives be it small or big. Some will hurt and make us cry to become stronger. Some will simply inspire and love us to make us happy, whole and complete. And some will teach us lessons not to change but for

us to realize our mistakes and to help us grow and make us a better person we can be. 202. The amount you invested in any relationship is the same amount in terms of pain you will take back when it‘s

over. 203. Ang tao medaling mahalin pag may itsura, maporma o may pera. Pero hindi ba mas masarap mahalin yung

taong walang maipagmamalaki.. kundi ikaw.. 204. One thing I realized in life.. ―never be dependent to anyone in this world, because even your own shadow leaves

you when you‘re in darkness.

205. Cute girl: Girl: bakit ba nakatitig sa kin? Boy: wala! Gusto ko lang.. Then boy smiled..

Girl: pag ikaw na-inlove sa kin sa kakatitig mo, tatawanan lang kita! Boy: tawa na..

206. LIFE without JESUS is.. L – onely I – nsecure F – ull of doubt and E – mpty LIFE with JESUS..

L – ively I – nspiring F – ull of hope and E – xciting

207. Nice conversation: Girl: kain tayo dessert.. salad..

Boy: nang iinggit ka pa.. may dessert din naman ako.

Girl: ganun? Ano naman? Boy: (smiled) ikaw.. ang sweet mo kasi..

208. Fake friends: hindi humihingi ng pagkain. Real friends: palagi umuubos ng pagkain mo.. Fake friends: bail you out to jail.

Real friends: sit next to you sayin ―we messed up pero ang saya.‖ Fake friends: kakatok pa sa pinto ng bahay mo. Real friends: dere-derecho papasok ng bahay. Fake friends: will talk shit behind your back at ipagkakalat pa. Real friends: lalaitin ka ng harapan.

Fake friends: will ignore this message. Real friends: will send this to their friends.

209. Pag ang lalaki kinilig. Ngingiti lang yan sa tabi. Pero pag babae ang kinilig. Tiyak! Todo hampas sa katabi. 210. Gf: I‘m so ugly.

Bf: yeah! About that.. ahmm, I wanna break up. Gf: what did I do? Bf: I can‘t go out with someone who lies.

211. May isang gangster na nainlove sa isang good girl. Nanligaw ito. The girl said, basta iwasan mo pakikipag away. The boy said opo promise yan. One day nalaman ng good girl na may rumble. Nakita nya ung boy na duguan at mamamatay na, the girl was shockd and cry. But the boy smile and said. ―di ako lumaban kasi magagalit ka. Ginawa ko yung promise kasi mahal kita.‖

212. Alam mo para kang ligaw nab ala, s iba nakalaan, pero ako ang tinamaan. 213. To love someone doesn‘t mean to force a commitment. Sometimes you just have to be satisfied with whatever

connection you have.. as long as it stays. 214. Haters don‘t hate you, they hate themselves bcoz you‘re a reflection of what they wish to be. 215. There was a girl who was confined at the hospital for 3 months. Her bf was always there 2 take care of her. 1

day the guy has to go home to take his bath. He kissed his gf before he left. When he was in the elevator,

nagbrown out. Biglang tumulo luha niya. Lam mo kung ba‘t xa umiyak? Kasi kuryente nalang bumubuhay sa bf nya.

216. You can‘t forget a person you love so much. No matter how much you try to do it. It‘s impossible, unless you learn to love somebody else.

217. Kapag maraming hadlang sa landas na gusto mong tahakin. Kapag lahat ay nakakabangga at kumukontra sayo, wag kang magtaka.. EXIT yan! Dun ka sa entrance.

218. Sometimes the strength of love is not only seen in the way you fought for it, but on how bravely surrendered it

despite the pain. 219. Quote for alcoholic: a big hang over last only a day. But the funny, happy, sad, truthful, embarrassing drunken

moments will last FOREVER. 220. Wag mong hanapin ang katangian ng dati mong mahal at gusto mong mahalin ngayon. Dahil walang taong

magkatulad at lalaong walang loves story na magkaparehas. 221. It‘s really hard to hold on to the feelings that you always have. To treat someone as an ordinary person where in

fact they‘re very special. To move on your own with an empty heart. To smile even if deep inside you‘re in pain.

To let go the person you wanted to be with forever. To accept reality that you‘re never meant to be and to give up everything even if you still wanted to try.

222. I wana shout everything I feel for him. But I can‘t, coz it would only hurt me to see that everyone is listening. 223. Banat ng pusa sa daga:

―kahit kelan. Hinding hindi ako mabulin at hanap hanapin ka. At pinapangako ko na pag nahuli kita, di na kita papakawalan pa. di ko pababayaan na angkinin ka ng iba. Akin ka lang.‖ eto naman banat ng daga: ―pakipot

man akong maituturing. Pahard to get ang acting. Pag ako nakita mo‘t nahuli. Pangako ko sayong di ka magsisisi, dahil para sa sarili mong kaligayahan. Handa akong mamatay.

224. Loving someone desperately is like holding a broken piece of glass. Not wanting to give up but your hands feel the pain. And when you finally let go you‘re free from pain but your hands feel empty.

225. I always smile even if I‘m not happy, but it doesn‘t mean I‘m a pretender. I only want to be positive even if my world is NEGATIVE.

226. They say stop dreaming and face the reality but noOOOo.. I‘d rather keep on dreaming and make it real.

227. Hangga‘t nakikita mo ang taong minsan mo ng minahal, babalik at babalik pa rin ang dati mong nararamdaman. Kahit sabihin mo pang wala ka nang pakialam.

228. When you keep on finding someone better, you will also keep on leaving someone who might be the best. 229. When I woke up this morning, I asked myself: what are some secrets of success in life? I found the answer right

in my room. Fan said –be cool. Roof said – aim high. Window said –see the world. Clock said –every minute is precious. Mirror said –reflect before you act. Door said –push hard for your goals and don‘t forget the floor said –

kneel down and pray.

230. Hindi ako nagmamadali na maging akin ka.. ang sa akin lang ay maging sayo ako bago ka maunahan ng iba. 231. Boy: may importante ka bang gagawin today?

Girl: bukod sa mahalin ka? Wala na. 232. Im in a long distance relationship.. my bf lives in the future.! Soon well meet.. 233. Bakit pa ako bibili ng REBISCO, kung sayo pa lang ang sarap na ng FEELING ko. 234. I never expect others to miss me, but I‘ll always drop my messages into their inbox to show I still remember

them, with or without their reply. 235. Question: when is the best time to tell someone that you love him/her? Answer: before somebody else does. 236. May mga bagay na sa kanya mo lang talaga nakita at naramdaman, kaya minsan kahit na nahihirapan ka na,

hindi mo pa rin siya maiwan-iwan. 237. It hurts when you both know each other but you can‘t be together.. just because the situation dictates that you

shouldn‘t be. 238. The most beautiful thing is to see the person you love smiling, and even more beautiful is knowing that you are

the reason behind those smiles.

239. I thought I was gonna forget you. But I was getting over you, but it‘s been a lie for so long. I thought I‘d be able to hate you, but it‘s something I can‘t do. No matter what I do, IM STILL INLOVE YOU!

240. Demanding ang GIRLFRIEND, gusto ganito, gusto ganyan.. pero mas demanding ang BOYFRIEND, gusto si ganito, gusto si ganyan.

241. Bakit mo mamahalin ang isang taong may iba ng mahal? Sagot? Para magulo ang relasyon nila. Kung miserable ka. Dapat miserable din sila. Damay damay na!

242. Minsan mas tamang bumitaw kapag alam mong hindi ka na pinapahalagahan. Malay mo, sa pagbitaw mo,mahulog ka sa tamang pwesto at masalo ng tamang tao.

243. I miss you when there is no reason, how much more if there is.. I miss you when you‘re there, how much more when you‘re gone..i miss you when you call, how much more if you don‘t.. I miss you every after I see you, how much more if I don‘t.. I miss you now, how much later..

244. Sa kagagala ni dora, na rape siya ni pokemon, ayun! Nabuo si DORAEMON! 245. FRIEND 1: may taning na buhay ko, last night ko na to! Kaya txt txt tayo.

FRIEND 2: adik ka ba? Maaga pa ko gigising bukas, buti ikaw hindi na! 246. Mas masarap sa pakiramdam na mahal at tanggap ka kung ano ka at sino ka..kesa sa mahalin ka nila dahil lang

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APRIL 4, 2011: 7:13 AM Ang pinakamasayang aksidente sa buhay ko ay nung nahulog ako sa puso mo. APRIL 3, 2011: 6:07 AM Once you‘ll meet the person who will make every second of your existence worth living – hold on to it, but not too tight, be jealous but noe possessive, demand but not too bossy, and most especially, show them

love as if it‘s your last day. Coz you‘ll never know if you‘ll still have that person tomorrow. 247. Girl: Anong pangarap mo?

Boy: ang makasama kang sumakay sa jeep. Girl: yun lang? Boy: at sabihing ―bayad po, dalawang senior.‖

248. Sometimes you have to try not to care because sometimes you mean nothing to someone who means everything for you.

249. Don‘t miss the chances that life is giving you to spend with people you love. Remember, when it comes to life, there are no rewinds.

250. Gano katindi ang love? Isipin mo magagawa nitong mapaghintay ang mainiping tao. Masaktan ang manhid. Maging sweet ang bitter. Mapatawa ana isang malungkot. At higit sa lahat, maging tanga ang isang matalinong

tao. 251. The happiest people do not necessary have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.

252. GF: promise me you won‘t love any other girl after me. BF: di ko matutupad yan. GF: so may susunod pa sa kin? BF: oo, kamukha mo pa tapos tatawagin ka niyang MAMA..

253. One of the most amazing things in the world is having someone fall in love with you, who you thought you never had a chance with.

254. No one is in charge of your happiness but you, so don‘t ruin your day because of a stupid thing instead go look

for the things that make you happy. 255. The scars of your love remind me of us. They keep me thinking that we almost had it all—you had my heart and

soul in your hand but you play it to the beat. 256. It comes to a point that you just love someone so much that even though it hurts a lot to stay, you keep holding

on. It‘s because you can always let go of all the pain, but never the little happiness you get out of loving that person.

257. Short absence will make you miss a thing.. but as it goes longer, you‘ll eventually learn how to live without it.

258. Keeping emotions to yourself is always the safest approach to hide the pain, and yet the fastest way to die insane.

259. Never hate the times when you failed. These are the times when you show the world that failures don‘t define you, but what makes you stronger.

260. A nice story to reflect on: A man experienced being robbed by thieves. In his diary he wrote: ―Let me be thankful first, because they

took my purse and not my life; second, although they took my all, it was not much especially my faith; and third, because it was I who was robbed, not I who robbed.

261. Fake friends: hindi humihingi ng pagkain. True friends: palaging nauubusan ng pagkain mo. Fake friends: bail you out to jail. Real friends: sit next to you saying, ―we messed up pero and saya. Fake friends: kakatok pa sa pinto ng bahay

Real Friends: dere-derecho papasok ng bahay

Fake friends: will talk shit behind your back at ipagkakalat pa. Real friends: lalaitin ka ng harapan.

262. How do friends help us in problems? They give the most stupid suggestions that will make us laugh and forget the PROBLEM.

263. The persn who‘s on your min the moment you open your eyes after a long sleep is the reason either of your happiness or pain.

264. Kung di mo kayang totoo at tapat, galingan mong magtago at matuto kang mag ingat. 265. Ang crush dati lihim lang, pero dahil sa madaldal mong bestfiend, lahat na nakaalam. 266. Maybe love is like the sun and moon, they may be not meant for now, but someday they will. – ECLIPSE 267. Landiin mo na lahat ng tao sa mundo, wag lang ang kaisa-isang mahal ko. Kung ayw mong ipasilip ko ayo kung

gano kaganda ang impyerno.

268. In life, no two spider webs are the same. Be proud of your achievements. Never compare,because your uniqueness is God-given.

269. Kung araw araw mo ba naman akong nginingitian. E di lahat ng araw ko may kabuluhan. 270. Para kang barbed wire fence, kasi I can‘t get over you. 271. Silence as a girl‘s loudest cry, you can always tell she‘s really hurt when she starts ignoring you. 272. When we think about problems, they grow double, but when we laugh about them, they become bubbles.

273. Bf and gf talking GF: if I will give you a chance to kiss me, where and when?

The guy smiled then answered.. ―in the church baby, after I say ‗‘I DO‖

274. We have only two options in some aspects of life.. 1. Accept 2. Change. So try to accept what you can change and try to change what you can‘t accept.

275. Pangarap kong magising nako isang umagang wala ka na sa tabi ko.. at nandun ka pala sa kusina‘t nagluluto ng

paboritong almusal ko. 276. What are the secrets of happy life? I found most answers at home.. the wall says, ―BE STRONG‖, the ceiling

says, ―AIM HIGH‖, the door says, ―BE OPEN‖, the window says, ―LEARN TO GIVE AND TAKE‖, the clock says, ―TIME IS GOLD‖, the calendar says, ―LIVE EACH DAY LIKE IT‘S THE LAST!‖, the cabinet says, ―KEEP THINGS IN ORDER‖, the bed says, ―TAKE TIME TO RELAX‖, the lamp says, ―SHINE ALWAYS‖, and GOD, who is everywhere says, ―KEEP FAITH‖ because I am always with you..

277. Young romance..

Boy: paabot naman.. Girl: ng ano? Boy: kamay mo.. holding hands tayo.

278. It‘s better to have differences to have to something to share.. than to always be the same that make things

compared. 279. The world could offer a lot of things; it could even satisfy your dreams. But you could not expect life to be

wonderful nor amazing. Coz everything is nothing.. if god is missing.. 280. A successful relationship depends on 2 things: 1. Finding the right person; 2. Being the right person. 281. Wag mong itatanong kung anong gusto ko, baka madulas ako at IKAW ang sabihin ko. 282. Sometimes you cant stop yourself from hoping yesterday to come back.. especially when yesterday was the only

future you‘ve ever wanted and needed from the start. 283. The worlds shortest sermon is preached by the traffic sign: ―KEEP RIGHT.‖ 284. Never regret losing what you had in the past. It just means one thing, they don‘t deserve to be in your present

specially in your future. 285. An umbrella cannot stop the rain but it allows us to stand in the rain. 286. A guy gave 3 roses to her GF..

Girl: oh! You‘re so romantic.. why did you gave me 3 roses? Boy: wala lang. hindi kasi pwede isa eh.. limampiso tatlo yan.

287. There was a girl who have a crush on her schoolmate she always make actions to caught the attention of the boy

and greet him ―HI‖ but the boy was snob.. one time, during class recess, the girl saw her crush with another girl.

Nagbiro siya and said: ―hi baba! Kala ko ba sabay tayong kakain? May kasama ka naman palang iba, but it‘s okay, wait mo nalang ako mamaya. Iloveyou. The boy blushed.. the other girl said, ―kayo nap ala ng crush mo, humihingi ka pa ng advice.

288. How can you stop thinking of someone if he/she is your first thought in the morning, your last thought at night and the only person in your dreams?

289. Someone ask me if I believe in the saying ―LOVE is never perfect‖ I paused for a while and said, ―LOVE is perfect,

only human makes it imperfect.‖ 290. Ang taong nagbabait baitan, mapupunta sa langit langitan. 291. Minsan sa isang relasyon hindi batayan ang linyang ―MAHAL KITA‖ kasi ang importante dapa, ―SERYOSO‖ siya. 292. Sarap mabuhay sa ginawa mong ilusyon kong alam mong ito‘y magkakatotoo. 293. Boy: pwde manligaw?

Girl..oo naman.. …basta wag lang sakin.

294. Do you know what‘s the sweetest pain in life? It‘s the pain in your stomach when your friends make you laugh.

295. 1 day a crab was running on the seashore. The waves came and cleared the footprints of the crab. Crab asked: being my friend, why are you clearing my beautiful footprints? Waves replied: a fisherman was following your footprints to catch you. That‘s why I cleared it off. ―FRIENDSHIP means caring beyond imagination.‖

296. Be simple but look stylish. Be tough but look soft. Be tense but look cool. Be winner but look like a beginner. 297. It‘s always wise to look ahead. But difficult to look farther than you can see. 298. BREAK:

Girl: I need space! Boy: (umurong ng onti) o yan space. Girl: I mean maghiwalay na tayo! Boy: oh cge, jan ka dumaan sa kaliwa, dito ako sa kanan.

Girl: ano ba! Boy: anong anu ba? Girl: ayaw sayo ng mama ko. Boy: mas lalo naman ako, di ako pumapatol sa matanda noh. Loko ka talaga hon. Girl: break na nga kasi tayo. Boy: oh eto skyflakes, ikagat mo na ang break mo.

Girl: Bwisit! Wag na lang! 299. Girl and Boy nagkasalubong:

Girl: ui. Boy: wow. Lam mo bang natutuwa ako pag tinatawag mo q nyan? Girl: huh? Bakt naman? Boy: kasi ―U‖ and ―I‖ sound perfect together.

300. Learn to pray not because you need something, but because you ought to thank him for everything.

301. Being humble is much important than being wise. Because GOD don‘t need a proud mouth that speaks much, but a kind heart that listens.

302. Boy: tapos na ba exam mo? Girl: oo bakit mo naman naitanong? Boy: Pwede ba ako na naman ang sagutin mo?

303. Once na nagselos ka, yun yung oras na masasabi mong mahal mo talaga siya. Dahil ang selos ay hindi tanda ng kailan ng tiwala. Kundi tanda ng pagkatakot na maagaw ang mahal mo playo sayo. Hindi ito tanda ng pagiging

isip bata but rather, pagmamahal. 304. Girl: ano itsura kong? Maganda ba ko?

Boy: oo naman, mukha ka ngang nanay eh.. Girl: ganun? HMp!

Boy: mukhang nanay ng magiging anak ko. 305. Boy: may BF ka na?

Girl: wla pa eh.. Boy: bakit naman? Girl: bawal pa kasi eh.. eh ikaw may GF ka naba? Boy: wala pah. Girl: bakit naman? Boy: eh bawal ka pa nga kasi eh.

306. It‘s better to wait for years for that someone you are sure of than to grab that chance with someone who pushes

you up but drops you whenever he wants to. 307. Ang STIFF NECK ay isang paalala na.. kpag lumingon ka pa, masakit talaga. Kaya wag ng balikan ang nakaraan

para di ka na nasasaktan. 308. Im not bad, hindi ko lang siguro nakagawiang gawin ang mga bagay na ginagawa ng mga ―NAGBABAIT BAITAN.‖ 309. Alam mo ba abg palatandaan ng isang taong karapat dapat ingatn buong buhay? Yun ung oras na imposible ka

nang pkisamahan pero di ka pa din iniiwan.

310. Kung naiinis ka sakin at sasabihin mong: ―Bahala ka sa buhay mo!‖

Ito lang ang isasagot ko sayo, ―sure, ikaw ang buhay ko. So akong bahala sayo.‖ 311. Kuntento nakong magkaroon ng INSPIRASYON. Kesa naman magunsumisyon sa isang magulong ―relasyon‖ 312. Madali lang magkagusto, madali lang mahulog sa isang tao, mahirap lang talaga, magtagal. 313. Hndi mo matatawag na past ang nakaraan kung lagi mo itong binabalikan. Para lang ganito yun, ―di mo

matatapos ang laro kung pauli ulit ka sa level 1.‖ 314. One thing worse than quitting is being afraid to begin. Always remember that doing your best is more important

than being the best. 315. Alam kong kapag sinaktan ka niya, sa akin ka pupunta. At konting tikim mo lang sa akin, limot mo na siya. –

ALAK 316. The sweetness of a person will hurt you.. when you assume it is LOVE. 317. Sana holdaper ka nalang. Para ibibigay ko sayo ang lahat wag mo lang akong sasaktan. 318. Kung mangyari ngang 1 araw na lang ang itatagal ko sa mundong to, gusto ko ubusin ang buong araw nay un na

ikaw ang kasama ko.

319. Pencils are made with erasers to give you second chance. But the real point is, erasers on the pencil was made small, for you to remember that chances are limited.

320. To forget the past, you stop the communication, you throw every piece of memory. You delete stupid pictures. You delete every single text. You forget the feeling. It‘s not being bitter. It‘s just being fair enough to the next

person who will try to be the one for you. 321. Upon entering the classroom, all the students are laughing to this 3 girls. They‘re mocking them.. asying ―Kalbo!

Kalbo! Kalbo! Haha!‖ without even knowing that 1 of the students has cancer nagpakalbo din yung 2 nyang friends para di lang siya ang pagtawanan.

322. Why should I pollute my body with unnecessary drugs. When my only desire is your love to make me high. 323. Learn to control your feelings and suppress them if necessary. Bcoz not everything that feels good is right. 324. You are fully capable to make your own destiny, the question is which path will you choose.

325. A wasted moment can make you regret so bad, a single moment can change you whole life. From then you‘ll see how the little things you ignore meant everything when they are gone.

326. 7 cardinal rules of life: 1st, make peace with you past so it won‘t screw up you present. 2nd, what other people think you is none of your business. 3rd, time heals almost everything, give only time a chance.

4th, no one is in charge of your happiness except you. 5th, don‘t compare your life to others and don‘t judge them, you don‘t have idea what journey will they take.

6th, stop thinking too much, It‘s all right not to know the answers. And 7th, smile, you don‘t own the problems in this world.

327. Don‘t always say that ―there‘s still a time.‖ Because there‘s always a concept of ―too late.‖ 328. Di bale ng bobo, ikaw naman ang laman ng utak ko. 329. Girl: selos! Selos! Selos! Puro ka nalang selos e. kelan ka ba titigil sa kakaselos mp!

Boy: pag di na kita mhal. 330. Things just happen, we may never understand them, but we have to accept that it‘s for the best, even if it

doesn‘t seem that way. 331. If God pays you 1 peso for every kind word you speak and takes 1 peso for every unkind word you say. Would

you then be RICH or POOR? 332. How to save your heart?

You should:

- Never expect - Never demand - Never assume Know:

- Your limits - Where you stand

- You role Don‘t: - Get affected - Get jelous - Get paranoid Just: - Go with the flow

- Stay happy 333. Waiting for the right time may not always be the smart thing to do coz sometimes, the wrong moment could be

the most perfect of all. 334. if relationship becomes painful. Let it go and save yourself. Remember, you will be able to find new love, but

never another self. 335. Kung may iiwan ka, siguraduhin mong hindi na talaga mahalag. Para hindi ka manghinayang kapag nakuha na

siya ng iba.

336. Just because something is good doesn‘t mean we should pursue it right now. We have to remember that the right thing at the wrong time is the wrong thing.

337. Ang tamang edad ng pakikipagrelasyon ay pag NINETEEN na.. .. pag NINETEEN-dihan mo na ang buhay.

338. Pedro: anong ulam niyo? Juan: blanched green leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomat0 in sparkling salted seafood.

Pedro: wow. Ang sarap naman nun. Ano un? Juan: talbos ng kamote at bagoong saka kamatis. Kayo, anong ulam niyo? Pedro: fish fillet de el niqo. Juan: sosyal! Ano yun? Pedro: Tuyo.

339. Kahit marami ang nagmamahal sayo, iba pa rin ang pakiramdam ng minamahal ka ng taong mahal mo. 340. Learn not to hate the person hu broke you badly. For as soon as you begin to hate, you became just like them,

pathetic, bitter and unloved.

341. Two things you should never play with: Heart and Love. Coz heart is not a toy, and love is not a game. 342. Wag mo akong asarin sa taong di ko gusto.. eh kung inaasa mo na lang ako syo, e di kinilig pa ko! 343. Learn to accept how people judge you. But never ever let it sink in your nerves specially when it‘s not true. 344. You don‘t have to level up your character to impree others. Just remain simple and true to yourself. A true love

will accept the true you and will never ask the best in you. 345. Hindi ka manlalamig sa taong mahal mo, kung wala kang pinag iinitang bago. Yan ang tinatawag na climate

change, dala ng malanding panahon. 346. Ang mga taong mahilig magparinig ay parang taong may baril na magaling kumasa, pero hindi marunong tumira

ng direkta. 347. A group of friends will have a picnic. Before leaving, one of their mom said: ―God be with you.‖ But her soon

jokingly answered: ―we didn‘t almost fit in the car. God has no place already. Yet if He still wants to come, He can

stay at the backsit, together with the tray of eggs!‖ and they laugh. On their way, they meet an accident and all of them died, whats more surpirising is that, of all the eggs at backsit, nothing breaks even a little crack.

348. Time is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost. So when someone spends it with you. It defines the depth of care they have for you.

349. If I have two hearts, I will use the one to love you, and the other one to love you more. 350. The best kind of people is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away

feeling like it was the best conversation you‘ve ever had. 351. Walang lalaking magsasawa sa babaeng walang sawang umunawa. Pero, wala din naming babaeng mawawala

kung may lalaking marunong mag alaga. 352. If someone loves you be proud of it. It only means that you have something that others don‘t have. So don‘t let

it go coz it‘s not easy to find someone who really loves you. 353. I don‘t need someone who could love me at my best. But someone who could love me at the possible worst I

could be.

354. Bakit nga ba nagagawa nating makumpara? Simple lang.. para matutunana nating ibukod ang MAHALAGA sa mga walang KWENTA.

355. Makakabalik ka nga sa lugar, pero hindi naman sa panahon. Makikita mo ulit ang taong minahal mo pero din a mauuulit ang nararamdaman niyo noon. Lahat ng nangyari ay isa na lamang gunita ngayon. Isang bintanan sa kahapon na paminsan minsan gusto mong masulyapan muli sabay bulong sa sarili: sana pwedeng ibalik ang mga nangyari.

356. It is my friens who made the story of my life. In a thousand ways they have turned my limitataions into beautiful

privileges and made ma able to walk serene and happy in the shadow casted by my deprivation. My friends ar e my oasis encouraging me to go on. They are essential to my well being. I could never afford to lose any of you, and definitely ou.

357. If someday, our paths meet again, well, I guess, I‘m just going to smile and pretend. Tell you how great my life

is. Eventhough I‘m just lying and it‘s still you I‘m mssing. 358. Technically I‘m single. But my heart is taken by someone I can‘t even call as my own.

359. I wonder why sunset is more colorful than sunrise.. I guess its an irony of life, sometimes, better things could really happen in saying ―GOODBYE‖

360. Feelings don‘t die because we keep on feeding them with memories. That‘s why it is hard to move one. 361. Conversation between Ex‘s:

Girl: Your new girl is pretty. (I bet she stole your heart.) Boy: Yah! She is. (But you‘re still the most beautiful girl I know.) Girl: I heard she‘s funny and amazing. (All the stuff I wasn‘t)

Boy: She sure is. (But she‘s nothing compared to you.) Girl: I bet you know everything about her by now. (Like how you knew everything about me.) Boy: Only the stuff that counts. (I can‘t even remember the stuffs she tells when I think of you.) Girl: Hmmmm.. I hope you guys last. =) ( =( I wish we were) Boy: I hope we do, too. (How I wish it‘s still us.) Girl: well, gotta go. (Before I start to cry.)

Boy: Yah, me too. (Cause I might cry.)

Girl: Bye. (I still love you.) Boy: Bye. (I never stopped loving you.)

362. May mahal ka, pero ang mahal ay iba. Mahal mo pero ayaw ni destiny na kayo ang magkatuluyan. Mahal mo pero hindi kayo pwede. Magmahal ka pa kaya? Kung ganito ng ganito?

363. One of the things I‘ve learned lately: Action is definitely louder than words, but words are still the medium of expressing your true emotions. Coz

sometimes even too much action is still misunderstood – sometimes even too much actions are still misunderstood. Especially if it‘s ignored.

364. A sweet cute fight. GF: Ayoko na. Dadalhin ko na lahat ng akin. Di na ako babalik. BF: E di kunin mo. GF: Talaga. (Kinuha ni girl lahat ng gamit niya. Wala siyang tinira. At nung paalis siya..)

BF: Hoy babae! May nakalimutan ka!!

GF: Ano? BF: Nakalimutan mong sayo din ako. Sorry na. I love you.

365. Short conversation: Boy: I don‘t like you wearing that dress.

Girl: Okay. Boy: You‘ll wear a very, very long dress next time, understand? Girl: (Am I a nun?) Okay, Fine! Boy: With a veil. Girl: (Angry.) Boy: Wearing this ring. Girl: (speechless)

366. Boy: Pwede ba kitang hawakan kahit saglit? Girl: Hawak lang naman pala eh, sige, pero bakit? (Kinuha ni boy ang kamay ni girl at biglang ngumiti.) Girl: Oh? Eh anong nginingiti mo dyan? Boy: Wala lang. Natutuwa lang ako. Kasi..

Sa wakas, naabot ko na din ang pinapangarap ko.. 367. A boy gave his girlfriend a challenge – it‘s to live a day without him and if she did it, he would love her more..

the girl agreed and she didn‘t talk to him for a day, without knowing he had only 24 hours to live, because he was suffering from cancer. She went to his house the next day tears falling from her eyes as she saw him lying in a coffin with a note on his side: ―You did it, baby. You can do it everyday.‖

368. Will you accept the fact that no matter how much you love someone, sometimes you have to let go for their own good too.

369. Pag naaalala lita, nawawalan ako ng gana… magmahal ng iba. 370. Isipin mo munang mabuti bago mo gawin ang isang bagay dahil ang salitang SORRY ay nakakabura lang ng gali

at hindi nagtatama ng mali. 371. Toss coin tayo? Pag TAO, sakin ka na huh? Pag hindi, sayo na ko. 372. Dedmahin mo na lahat ng matamis sa mundo.. wag lang ang labi ko. 373. Word‘s aren‘t too important to show that you care at least you know how to show it. Remember MR. BEAN? He

doesn‘t talk much but he NEVER LEAVES his teddy behind..

374. A cute letter by a kid who hates math; ―Dear math, please gro up soon and try to solve your own problems. Don‘t depend on others.‖

375. Boy: Tell me a secret that you have never told anyone before. Girl: You wouldn‘t want to know.

Boy: Yeah. I do. If you tell me yours, I‘ll tell you mine. Girl: I would rather not.

Boy: Please? Girl: I LOVE YOU.. The boy smiled.. Boy: That‘s mine, too!

376. You are not going to die in losing a person yet you will become a better person. We don‘t actually move on, we‘re just getting used to the pain.

377. Why sin‘t it easy to forget someone you love who found it easy to let you go?

378. Kaya mo nasasabi na binabalewala ka ng isang tao, kasi iniisip mo na MAHALAGA ka para sa kanya.. Kahit HINDI naman talaga.

379. While waiting for the RIGHT ONE.. have fun to the WRONG ONE! =) 380. Best message I‘ve read so far: ―They love you but they are not your lover. They care for you but they are not

your family. They are ready to share pain but they are not iin your blood relation. They are.. FRIENDS! ..SCOLDS like a DAD.. CARES like a MOM.. TEASES like a SISTER.. IRRITATES like a BROTHER and LOVES you more than a

LOVER..

381. Sometimes you cry and you might feel like breaking down. But don‘t worry that‘s nit a sign of weakness, but a sign that you‘ve been strong for far too long.

382. Some lessons are best learned through pain. Sometimes our visions only clear after are eyes are washed with tears. Sometimes we have to be broken so we can be whole again. If God meant the day to be prfect, He would not have invented TOMORROW.

383. I feel someone stands beside me but no one‘s there. I feel someone‘s holding me but no one holds my hand. I

feel someones wipping my tears but no one touches my face. I feel someone‘s calling me then I look around but no one says my name.. is shouted ―Who are you?‖ then I saw a leaf falling.. finally I‘ve realized I‘m just looking around, yet not looking above. It is GOD who never leaves me even though I almost forgot Him.

384. Being simple is the most perfect way to make someone fall inlove with you. 385. Not people will like me, some of them says ―PLASTIC ako‖, ―mahirap mahalin‖, ―suplada‖, ―mayabang‖, ―maarte‖

– but I don‘t care! Coz I don‘t need to explain myself to anybody. Kung sino lang ang tanggap ako, yun lang ang pakikisamahan ko. Coz I live just for the people who love me, not for the people who hate me. Di ko naman

hinangad na lahat ng tao magugustuhan ako eh. ―that‘s me, not perfect but atleast not fake.‖

386. Whenever you feel weak remember those who make stronger and whenever you start to doubt yourself, remember those who believe in you.

387. Men are the scariest monsters made by God. They are great liars, cheaters, too proud. And they simply love too many. But when a man loves truly, he will lie in your arms, cheat death to be with you, he will forever be proud of

you. And love you in too many ways no one else can do. 388. Hindi naman bente kwatro oras ang isang tao.. kaya hindi sapat na dahilan ang sabihin na kaya hindi ka niya

mabigyan ng oras ay dahil busy siya. Hindi oras ang kulang.. ―EFFORT LANG.‖ 389. I wish I had the guts to walk away and forget about what we had. Bit I can‘t because I know you won‘t come

after me, and I guess that‘s what hurts the most. 390. You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. Don‘t mind critics;

just be the best you can.

391. We continue to love because somehow in this hurtful love, there‘s still the hope of having simple moments with them. even it will end up as FRIENDS.

392. I hate to see the one I love happy with somebody, but I surely hate it more to see the one I love unhappy with me.

393. Imagine this – you are in a boat which is sinking, sharks all aroud you. What will you do to save yourself? Very simple – stop imagining.. Lesson: sometimes its all in the mind, stops worrying.

394. My smile can cover up what‘s inside though my hurt is hurting, I can still laugh, even if my soul starts breaking, I can still joke around, even if inside im dying, I can still lool so funny. I guess that‘s how my life would go. I just

have to smile and be happy – even if the world is slowly killing me. 395. Hindi ako madamot, may mga bagay lang talaga na hindi pwedeng ipamigay. 396. Sometimes when a girl smiles, she needed a hug, when a girl jokes, ahe needed comfort, when a girl laughs, she

needed a shoulder to cry on. When she said that she hates boys, she needed to be loved. Thats a girl, ironic as she is, she needs something only a real guy can see..

397. Minsan kahit may mahal na tayo, di maiwasang ma develop pa rin sa iba – ikaw anong gagawin mo? Manatili sa taong mahal mo? O piliin yung taong nagpapasaya sa puso mo?

398. Im not asking you to stay forever in my life, stay as long as you like. No whys, no hows, no buts, no promises. Basta andyan ka, it‘s more than enough.

399. Pag ako nahalikan ng crush ko, loko yan! Kahit magsori siya! Gaganti ko – hindi tama ang ginawa niya! UNFAIR! 400. Why settle for okay when you can be the best? 401. Life is a combination of success and failures. The best way to focus our life, is to never put a question mark

where God placed a period. 402. Nag ghost hunting sina boy and girl. Habang naglalakad pababa sa hagdan ng basement, biglang sumigaw si

boy: Boy: shit! Nararamdaman mo ba?

Girl: (takot na) ang alin?? Boy: na mahal kita =D..

403. When you find faults from someone you love. Hold on.. don‘t judge nor doubt but trust and understand that someone is doing their best to love you more. Remember: love has nothing to explain, but it has something to prove.

404. Tht funny thing about being close with your friends is that you insult each other all the time and yet, never ger offended.

405. They laugh at me and askd, ―what do you see in him?‖ I smiled and said, ―everything you don‘t‖ 406. Our hearts are always drunk with beauty our eyes could never see.

407. You don‘t really need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely. 408. Wala naman talagang panakip butas sa mundo eh – nagkataon lang talaga na anjan ka nung panahon na

nawalan siya. –bob ong 409. I have a big problem.. can you give me a lil‘ help?? I can‘t taste my lips.. can you taste it for me? 410. Hindi ka naman dapat masaktan sa mga bawat simpleng quotes na nababasa mo kung hindi mo pilit ikinoconnect

sa nararamdaman mo..

411. People cry not because love ends, but because it still continues even if it‘s over.

412. Para malaman mo kung gusto ka ng taong mahal mo, kiss him/her, pag tumagal, gusto ka din nya, pag hindi at least naka isa ka!

413. Kung magmamahal man ako, pipili ako ng taong hindi alam ang salitang: ―break na tayo‖, ―hindi ko na kaya‖, ―nagsasawa nako‖, ―itigil na natin to‖.. pipili ako ng taong ang alam na salita ay: ―kaya natin to‖, ―bakit tau titigil eh trials lang yan‖, ―kahit kelan hinding hindi kita pagsasawaan kasi mahal na mahal kita‖ sarap pakinggan noh?

414. I like to be single.. single in the heart of the person I love.

415. The more pain you feel in your heart.. the more it proves that you love the person so much. 416. A nice figure is good, but it‘s self confidence that makes someone look really good. 417. Stages of life: TEENS – you have all the time and energy but no money. WORKERS – you have the money and

energy but no time. OLDIES – you have all time and money but no more energy. 418. Many books can inform you, but only the bible can transform you. Simple but true. 419. Benefits of EXERCISE:

1. If walking is good for your health, the mailman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and yet is FAT.

3. A rabbit runs and hops but only lives up to 15 years. 4. A turtle doesn‘t run, does nothing yet lives for 450 years!

To hell with exercise! 420. Di masamang magmahal ng sobra, wag lang sosobra sa isa.

421. Ang pag ibig ay tulad sa isang malinaw na tubig, unti unting lumalabo – kung maraming nakikisawsaw. 422. Boy: BEE, ba‘t ambilis mo ko sinagot?

Girl: hindi naman panliligaw ang pinapatagal eh, ang pinapatagal, RELASYON. 423. The risks. Even if you only have 1% to win, continue to fight. Always remember, no matter how small a chance

is, it‘s still an opportunity. 424. Do not count what you lost instead cherish what you have and plan to gain. The past never returns but the future

may fulfill the loss.

425. GF: bakit mo ko tinawagan? Hating gabi na ah. BF: may sasabihin ksi ako sayong importante eh. GF: eh bakit s ganitong oras may umaga naman ah. BF: wala lang. gusto lang kitang kausapin sa ilalim ng maliwanag na buwan. GF: wow, sweet mo ngayon ah. Nu bang gusto mong sabihin? BF: im ending our relationship bilang isang BFGF.

GF: what? Bakit? (the girl start crying) BF: coz im starting to love you as my wife. Will you marry me.?

426. Pwede ka ba mamaya? Magpapasama sana ako sa mental hospital sabi kasi ng doctor, isama ko daw yung kinababaliwan ko.

427. You know what‘s the sweetest time of the day? It‘s when you pray. Why? Because you‘re talking to the one who loves you most.

428. Every bad situation will have something positive. Even a dead clock shows correct time twice a day.

429. Pano mo sasabihin mahal mo na nagseselos ka na? hirap diba? Ganito. Yakapin mo siya ng mahigpit tapos bulong mo, ―isa pang dikit mo sa kanya, papatayin ko na sya.‖

430. Never believe that the lines on your hand predict about your future, because people who don‘t have hands also have a future.

431. The couple that fights the most is the one most inlove.. it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring.

432. Ang tunay na lalaki, ubos na. 433. A perfect life can‘t be found in wealth. Popularity, beauty , nor intelligence, because it can be taken away.

Instead, a perfect life can be found in contentment with the things we have, from the love we give and get from the people around us and from the people around us and from in God who gives us everything.

434. Mas msarap mahalin young taong handing mag effort para mahalin mo siya.. kesa namanyung taong hindi nag eeffort kasi lam niyang mahal mo siya.

435. A girls laughter is much cheerful than of boys, but a boys tears is much meaningful than girls. 436. I‘m hoping that our friendship will never come to an end.. coz I plan to keep you until you see an apple in an

orange tree on the 30th day of February. 437. Do you know why boys are meant to be taller than girls? So that they can hug their girl completely. But do you

know why girls are meant to be smaller than boys? So that by the time the boys hug them, they can easily hear their heart that keeps beating because of them.

438. Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No. Professor: Where does satan come from ? Student : From . . . GOD . . . Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory

perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness? Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that

they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain? (The class broke out into laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

439. Mahal kita, mahal mo siya, may mahal siyang iba.. hindi ba pwedeng mahal mo ako, mahal kita, at bahala na siya sa buhay niya?

440. Wag mo subukang hindi magparamdam ng mtagal sa kanya para subukan kung mamimiss ka niya.. baka sa time na trip mo nang magparamdam, nakalimutan ka na niya.

441. Teacher: what do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested?

Students: a ―teacher‖ Teacher: wow! Funny! Tangina niyong lahat! Get one whole sheet of manila paper! Long quiz! Back to back!

442. Don‘t let everyone have the satisfaction of knowing you‘ll always be there staying, even though they hurt you so bad.

443. Give importance to those people who really love you because not everybody has the ability to love you seriously. 444. God always has something for you. A key to evry problem, a light for every shadow, a relief for evry sorrow and

a plan for every tomorrow. 445. Boy: paano kapag dumating na ang RIGHT MAN for you? Anong gagawin mo?

Girl: kapag dumating ang right man for me? Hhmmmmmm.. KAKALIWA ako papunta sayo. 446. Do not fear going forward slowly.. fear only standing still. 447. If you don‘t want anyone to know, don‘t do it.

448. Dig the well before you are thirsty. 449. The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it. 450. I wish I were a little key that opens every heart so love can go out and be free to love and to be loved. I wish I

were a little flower, a little flower that smells so sweet, so its fragrance can give joy to everyone. But what I wish most is to be with you, so we can do things together and make our dreams come true.

451. When we feel being poisoned by stress, pressure, pain and failure, the best antidote is to pray.. nothing more,

nothing less. 452. One day, God had a work for me to do. He showed me a rock and told me to push it with all my might. For many

years, I pushed and pushed but noting happened. The rock didn‘t move even an inch. In discouragement, I asked God why I am failing. The Lord responded: ―your task is to push the rock. Never did I mention that you move it.‖ Obedience to God is easy if we only now how to listen. He doesn‘t want us to suffer. He only wants us to LEARN.

453. Malalaman mong nagmamahal ka, kapag gusto mong ikweto sa lahat ang nangyayari sa inyo.. kahit hindi nila tinatanong.

454. One day, a man asked me.. ―how long do you need your friends with you?‖ I simply put a drop of water into the river and say ―till you find this.‖

455. BF: sorry di ako nakareply, namamatay cp ko. Nagloloko kasi eh. GF: bakit di pa ikaw ang namatay, nagloloko ka din naman.

456. Do not do a thing that may hurt someone and say sorry for what you‘ve done. Because according to sandking of DOTA,what‘s done is done.

457. Badtrip! Ano bang problema ng hangin? At hindi ka matangay tangay papunta sa kin?

458. You know what‘s the reason on this big smile on my face? =D the FIRST WORD of this sentence. 459. Keep moving ahead! Life has its purpose in every pain. 460. Good relationship is like the arms of the clock. They only meet sometime but they always stay connected. 461. What‘s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too

much. 462. Don‘t say promise if you cannot stand for it. Better say I‘ll try, so expectation would not be high.

463. Pag pinagpalit ka ng mahal mo sa pangit! Utang na loob! MOVE ON! Wala kang laban sa magsoulmate. 464. Ang bilis ng panahon no? nung bata pa ako ang dami kong pangrap, ngayon, ako na ang pinapangarap. 465. Wag mong ibabasura ang isang tao kung pinapahalagahan ka nito ng sobra, dahil may mga basurerong

nabubuhay sa tinatapon ng iba. 466. Walang taong busy para sa taong mahal niya. Pwera nalang kung mas mahal niya yung dahilan ng pagiging busy

niya. 467. A 6 year old boy asked his friend what is friendship.. she replied, ―friendship is when you steal my chocolates

everyday from my bag and yet stil keep them in the same place. 468. Hindi lahat ng kailangan mo, mahal mo. At hindi rin lahat ng mahal mo, kailangan mo. 469. Wala naming taong sadyang pinanganak na manloloko. Di lang talaga naitanim sa utak nila ang kahulugan ng

seryos, kuntento at respeto. 470. Lam mo kung ano ang mahirap pag nagpapamis ka ng nagpapamis sa isang tao? Nasasanay silang wala ka! 471. Don‘t trust others except yourself, baka masaktan ka lang. sa panahon ngayon, imposibleng may matino pa. play

with the game until its over.

472. Fate brings you together but its still up to you to make it happen. We may meet someone by chance, but loving and staying with that someone is a choice.

473. What makes a person worth loving? It‘s when ur both sleeping in a cold night, you turn around seeing him in his most innocent state. You kissed him gently, making sure he‘ll not wake up. You turn your back and a smile lit up ur face. And then you feel an arm hugging ur waist, a warm breath on the back of your back of your neck, hearing him say, ―I love you.‖ No regret just love.

474. Wala akong pakialam kung umiikot ang mundo sa araw ang mahalaga, umiikot ang mundo ko sayo. 475. Being someone‘s first love may be great, but to be there is beyond perfect. 476. Ano pa bang ibang hobbies mo, maliban sa pagpapatibok ng puso ko. 477. You can‘t tap your back for a job well done. You can‘t hug yourself for comfort. And you can‘t cry on your

shoulders when tears fall. Those are the reasons why you have friends in life, to let them do the things that you can‘t do for yourself.

478. Life is full of uncertainties; we‘ll never know when our time on earth is up till it‘s over. So, take many pictures,

laugh much, have a long walk with someone, take time to look at the stars, eat like there‘s no tomorrow, sing

loudly, feel the cold wind, smile a lt, and love like you‘ve never been hurt before, ―because every 60 seconds you spend, is a minute of happiness you‘ll never get back.‖

479. Wala naming mali kung aminin mong in love ka sa kanya.. ang mali ay yung iparamdam nyang mahal ka din niya kahit hindi naman talaga.

480. Kahit kahit naman maraming babae o lalaki sa mundo kung may mahal kana talaga hindi ka na maiinlove pa sa iba, depende nalang kung di ka makuntento sa isa.

481. Ang love ay hindi kailangang hintaying dumating, kelangan mo tong salubungin. 482. Define love according to the nurses and intelligent people: ―Love is a sickness because everybody who gets it,

end up in bed.‖ 483. Things we learn by experience:

1. Don‘t talk too much when you‘re mad, you might say things you don‘t mean.

2. Making a decision takes time, don‘t rush. Life is like chess, one wrong move and your game is all messed up. 3. Never let pride ruin everything. Better to lose your pride than to lose someone. 4. Learning from your own mistakes makes you smart but regard yourself as wise if you learn from others.

484. It‘s not about choosing who you want to love, but its about deciding to whom your love is woth giving. It‘s not about the looks, the gorgeousness, the hotness, the sexiness, but it‘s about how the heart looks inside. Its never about the number of ex you have, but about how much you loved a person who once inside your heart. And it‘s

never about how good you are in making people love you but it‘s how well you are in making them feel you love them.

485. Girls are like stars. There are a million of them but only one can make your dreams come true. 486. Alam mo ba kung panu tatagal ang relasyon ng mag bf/gf? Simple lang, ituring mong parang barkada, pero

mhalin mo na parang asawa. 487. Mag ex nagkasalubong sa daan:

Boy: oh musta araw mo?

Girl: ayon parang gf mo! Boy: huh? Bakit naman parang GF ko? Girl: hindi maganda!

488. If there is anything better than sharing the best of what you have, it is sharing the best of who you are. Never stop being nice.

489. Falling inlove with you is the second best thing in the world!! Finding you is the first. 490. Sana susi nalang ako, at ikaw ang kandado. Para pag nawala ako, mananatili ka lang na sarado. At walang ibang

makakabukas say0.. kundi ako. 491. New style of proposing:

Boy: can I take a photo of you? Girl: why?

Boy: just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age. 492. IQ makes you hired, but EQ make you promoted. Always remember that high intelligence quotient is not enough

to make us productive, its high emotional quotient that will help you become successful. 493. Ang isang relasyon ay parang dalwang gulong ng bike, hindi magwowork kung hindi ihahandle ng maayos ang

isa‘t-isa. 494. Hindi porket taken na siya, din a siya pwedeng makuha. Tandaan: mas medaling mahuli ang manok na nakatali..

wag ka lang papahuli sa may –ari. 495. Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you and misses you so much. Because one day, you may wake

up from sleep and realized that you‘ve lost the moon while counting the stars.

496. Kung nahihirapan kang maghintay para sa tamang tao na para sayo, mas mahirap naman na magsisi dahil sa kamamadali mo.

497. FACT: kung marunong kang magmahal, dapat handa ka din na masaktan. Dahil walang relasyon na hindi dumaan sa matinding iyakan, selosan at tampuhan.

498. I cried because I had no shoes til I saw a happy man without no feet. ―Life is full of blessings but sometimes, we are just too blind to appreciate them.‖

499. Never be afraid to try something ne because life gets boring when you stay within the limits of what you already

know – take the risk and learn more. 500. No one should let themselves get used to anything. Give your heart a room for accepting that in this life, nothing

really stays constant. 501. Hindi mo kaylangang Makita lagi ang isang tao para masabing inlove ka.. minsan, maisip mo lang siya, kuntento

ka na. 502. Some lessons are best learned thru pain. Sometimes our vision is clear only afer our eyes has been washed with

tears. Sometimes, we have to be broken so we can be whole again. If God meant the day to be perfect, He would not have invented tomorrow.

503. Banat ng isang taong nakikipagbreak: ang love ko sayo ay parang lady‘s choice.. isipin mo nalang, meron pa! 504. Best line said by a friend: ―I cannot promise to solve all your problems, but I can only promise that I will never

let you face them alone.‖ 505. 5 fingers of prayer:

THUMB: is nearer to you, so pray for those who are closest to you;

POINTING FINGER: pray for those who teach, instruct and heal;

TALLEST FINGER: pray for our leaders, they need God‘s guidance; RING FINGER: weakest finger, so pray for those who are weak, troubled or in need; LITTLE FINGER: the smallest to remind you to pray for yourself.

506. Wlang babaeng mawawala sa lalaking hindi pabaya.

507. Minsan kelangan nating dumistansya para makita kung sino yung hahanapin ka at kung sino yung hahayaan ka. 508. Laughing isn‘t something you do for fun.. it‘s sometimes a relief when you badly misses someone. Or an instant

escape when you‘re hurting too much. 509. I don‘t need someone who makes my heart whole. Instead someone who will never let me feel broken. 510. Evry girl is beautiful, no one is ugly. Because every boy has their own brand of eyes and format of heart. 511. Treat everyone with love, even those who are rude to you, not because they are not nice, but because you are

nice.

512. Subukan mo akong pakawalan, ipaparealize ko sayo ang salitang sayang. 513. Let‘s always put ourselves in other‘s shoes. If we feel that it hurts, it probably hurts the other person. 514. Hindi mo kailangang maging maganda/pogi para lang mapansin ka, magpakanatural ka lang at ipakita mo kung

anong meron ka na wala sa iba. 515. We‘re all given the same number of hours each day.. but the way we spend each minute makes the great

difference.

516. Girl: ang sama mo! Boy: bakit?

Girl: hinyaan mo akong mahulog sayo taz di mo naman ako sasaluhin. Boy: pano kita masasalo, ei.. nahulog din ako sayo.

517. Do you know that the heart has no pain receptors? So next time, if someone breaks your heart, move one. Your pain is just an illusion, a temporary psychological disturbance that you have to overcome. In short, it‘s all in your mind.

518. If only I could control time, I‘d go back to the moment where we first met. Not to change anything, but to experience it all over again, again and again.

519. Wag basat kampante porket me itsura ka. Baka mawala yan pag tinabihan kita. 520. How did an ugly but smart boy propose to a very lovely and beautiful girl? He took the girl along with him on the

boat and at the middle of the sea he said, ―marry me? Or leave the boat?‖ 521. Know why do people love SLEEPING? It‘s the only time that people float into nothingness. No sadness to

consume; no happiness to overwhelm; no fear to overcome; no heartbreak to face; no need to remind yourself to

move on; no norms to conform to. A place where time is stopped and reality is bent and will is just waiting to happen. A place where everything is twisted even for a while.

522. Bukod sa sinabo mong mahal mo ako, ano pang joke ang alam mo? 523. Smartest thing mr. bean did: he changed his password to INCORRECT. So if he forgot his password, the

computer always remind him, ―YOUR PASSWORD IS INCORRECT.‖ 524. Never frown cause you‘ll know who‘s falling in love with your smile.

525. Boys think of girls like books if the cover doesn‘t their eye they won‘t bother to read what‘s inside. Beauty first, before attitude.

526. If youhold many things in your hands, you might lose them all. But if you place those things in God‘s hand, you‘ll be sure to posses them forever.

527. Closeness is the tendency that we fall in love to somebody. Even if there‘s someone who already owns our heart. This was based on reality that even friends turn to lovers unexpectedly.

528. Sorry is like a band aid. Just because you use it, doesn‘t mean it‘s going to heal the wound.

529. I never gave anyone a reason to hate me. They just create their own little drama of pure insecurity. 530. Don‘t let your mind become cluttered with worries. It leves less room for the good stuff. Pray. Relax. Let God

take over. 531. Pwede kang magmahal ng sabay. Pero aminin mo man o hindi, hindi mo sila pwedeng mahalin ng pantay. 532. We learn to forgive because we also have shortcomings and imperfections. We learn to forgive because life is too

short to be bitter and angry. And lastly, we learn to forgive because it is the only way to move forward.

533. Student life:

Ang pinakamahirap at maimpluwensiyang tanong: ―Oi, papasok ka?‖ Ang mapanuksong sagot: ―Ikaw?‖ Nakakapressure na sagot: ―Ewan ko nga eh‖

The best na sagot: ―pag di ka pumasok, din a din ako papasok.‖ Which results to: ―tara, wag na tayo pumasok.‖ At mapangumbinsing pangyayari: ―Buti na lang di tayo pumasok, wala naman daw palang ginawa.‖

534. Wag lang maglit kung nagseselos siya.. mas masrap sa pakiramdam yung alam mong pinagdadamot ka niya,

kesa naman pinanamigay ka.

535. Ang malabong relasyon ay parang holding hands.. pilit mong hinawakan ang kamay niya, habang siya pala, hinihintay lang na bumitaw ka.

536. Why math has been hated? Bcoz it requires them to think and forces them to give the correct and exact value. Bcoz it has a clear distinction of right and wrong. Most people love to speak about any issue but hate accept that

their wrong. That‘s the beauty of math ryt is ryt, and wrong is wrong.. 537. Sana ang buhay parang libro na lang.. para pwede mong balik balikan ang mga pangyayaring hindi mo

maintindihan. 538. Marriage is a three ring circus.. –engagement ring.. –wedding ring.. and –suffering.. 539. Real men don‘t love the most beautiful girl in the world, they love the girl who can make their world the most

beautiful. 540. Believe it or not: if you are happy, you will remember the person whom you love.. if you are sad, you will

remember the person who loves you.. 541. Alam kong anak ka ng nanay at tatay mo.. pero baka gusto mo ring maging anak ng mama at papa ko? 542. Ang puso ko parang salamin. Ilang bese mo man basagin, pag tiningnan mo, nandun ka pa rin. 543. Anong dapat mong ibigay para mapatunayan mo na mahalaga ka at mahal mo ang isang tao? Simple lang.. oras

para sa kanya hindi para sa iba.. 544. S(HE‘S) BR(OK)EN BE(CAUSE) S(HE) BE(LIE)VE(D).. simple message yet with two different meanings..

545. People who hate you are just confused admirers because they can‘t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.

546. Ang girlfriend , parang abstract painting.. kahit minsan di mo maintindihan, ang ganda pa rin tingnan.. 547. Kung nagawa kong mahalin siya ng sobra noon, eh di uulitin ko, sa taong mahal ko na ngayon. 548. Masarp alagaan ang isang relasyon na kahiy alm niyong hindi perpekto.. pero ramdam niyo sa isa‘t isa ang

pagiging kontento. 549. Iiyak ka ba pag namatay ako? Simulan mo ng umiyK.. kasi patay patay na ako sayo.

550. Isipin mo nalang nalang na hindi niya narerecieve ang messages mo.. kes naman isipin mo na sinasadya niyang hindi magreply sayo.

551. Wag mong hayaan na mahulog ang isang tao sayo, kung di mo din siya masasalo. 552. Nothing hurts more than being disappointed by the single person you thought would never hurt you. 553. Happiness isn‘t hard to find.. its beside you.. In front of you.. all around you.. its just a matter of

APPRECIATION.. 554. PINOY HENYO?

―KUTSILYO‖ Juan: bagay ba to.. Pedro: oo.. Juan: gamit sa kusina?

Pedro: oo, oo.. Juan: pinanghihiwa ng sibuyas, kamatis, ganon..

Pedro: oo, oo, oo. Pedro: pass..

555. If you think that people change, well, you may think wrong.. coz sometimes people never change maybe your just beginning to see who they really are.

556. Ang mga boys parang Bluetooth lang yan.. kapag katabi mo, stay connected. Pro once na lumayo sau, boys are searching for new devices..

557. The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging and you have to

act like you don‘t care at all. 558. Erasing someone from your mind is so easy, but taking them out of your heart is a next damn story. 559. Nice logic: Do you know why so many marriage do not last? Coz at the wedding, the bride doesn‘t marry the

―BEST MAN‖.. 560. Kung nakikita mo lang ang ang nasa isip ko, para ka lang nakatingin sa salamin. 561. I hate the fact that you say you love me, but you don‘t do anything about it.

562. Sana ang relasyon ay parang pagpapaoicture lang.. bawal ang tatlo kasi baka may mamatay..

563. Kung ayaw mong maranasan ang masktan, huwag kang papatol sa taong alam mong expert sa lokohan.. 564. Hindi naman sa itsura, porma o appeal gumagwapo ang isang lalaki, kundi, kung paano irespeto ang mga babae. 565. Ang tiwala parang pambura.. unti unting nauubos pag nagkakamali ka.. 566. Pag tama check ang nilalagay Pag mali ex.. kaya wag kng magtaka kung bakit ex ang tawa sa mga past bf/gf

mo. Kasi nga pagkakamali sila. 567. If you get simple beauty and nothing else, u get the best thing that god invented.

568. Nurse‘s advise: ―Wounds wwill not heal if you urgently put band aid on it. Sometimes you just have to let it bleed. Let your wounds have a space for healing and when you think your wounds are already cleansed that‘s the time you need to use a band aid. Remember: the more you cover yourself from pain, the more infected you are.

569. Girl: mahal mo ba ako? Boy: oo naman. At pinapangako ko sayo, hihintayin kita sa harap ng altar. Girl: eh bakit ka aalis at mag aaral at lalayo? (Umalis si boy na umiiyak)

After 10 years. Nagpakasal si girl sa ibang lalaki..

Girl‘s mother: bakit ka umiiyak? Girl: kasi po, ang pari na nagkasal samin ay ang lalaking nangako sakin na hihintayin niya ako sa harap ng altar.

570. When you have someone special in your life, don‘t ruin it by making stupid decisions. 571. Alam mo ba yung salitang mahal? Hindi ko un pinag aralan, pero sayo ko natutunan.

572. May mga taong kaibigan ka pag kaharap.. pero kapag nakatalikod ka.. matagal ka na palang pinapangarap.. 573. The great thing a candle can do is to give light at night..This shows no one is superior by size but that each one

has a purpose. If we cannot do great things, we can do small things in a great way. Little things done in God‘s way can make a big difference.

574. Circle means forever. No beginning and no end. Let our friendship be not just an endless line but a circle that goes on and on forever.

575. Ang salitang tampo ay isang paraan ng pagsasabi ng ―Suyuin mo ako.‖ Isip bata ang dating pero the same way

ng pagiging sweet. 576. Girl: maghiwalay nalang tayo!

Boy: okay lang. babalikan ko nalang ex ko. Girl: aba! Ang kapal mo talaga! We‘re officially break! Kinabukasan… Boy: I still love you.

Girl: diba break na tayo? Babalikan mo pa nga ex mo diba? Boy: eto na nga. Babalikan na ulit kita.

577. Ang relasyon ng 2 tao ay parang ilaw ng kotse. Bakit? Kailangan parehong gumagana. Kasi kapag isa lang ang umiilaw, aakalain ng kasalubong mo, ―SINGLE‖ ka.

578. Ang pinakamahirap na kakompetensiya sa mahal mo, ay hindi yung mga malalandaing tao na nakapaligid sa kanya, kundi yung taong minahal niya ng sobra, bago ka.

579. Why do we need a lover, when we have so many people around to love us? A wise man said: ―air is everywhere,

but we still need a fan to feel it.‖ 580. A guy enters a flower shop.

Guy: do you have a green parrot? Saleslady: you are from la salle? Guy: how did you know? Saleslady: you asked for green parrot. Guy: if I asked you if you have a blue fish, would you say that I‘m from ateneo?

Saleslady: most propably. Guy: what if I asked you if you have a white and pink love birds. Would you say I‘m from CEU? Saleslady: NO! …………. =) because ESCOLARIANS wouldn‘t ask for pets in a flower shop.

581. Maniniwala lang ako sa destiny.. kung ikaw at ako ay meant to be. 582. Don‘t force them to love you. Force them to leave and whoever insists to stay is the one who truly loves you.

583. If people want to put you down for no reasons, let them, cause obviously they are either insecure, jelous, or simply a bunch of bitches.

584. Wag mong gawing soccer ang love life mo.. katangahan ang sipain ito palayo sayo, pagkatapos ay hahabulin mo..

585. For you to see a rainbow, you have to keep up with the rain first. 586. Malalaman mo lang ang kahulugan ng tunay at wagas na pagmamahal kung alam mo ang salitang kuntento. 587. Para kang ice cream.. sweet nga, cold naman.

588. Love conquers all, especially fears. – by: shon 589. Life is always better if we see what‘s ahead, than to look at what‘s left behind. 590. Hindi lahat ng sweet sayo ibig sabihin mahal kana.. may mga tao lang talagang gawa sa asukal na nakalagay sa

plastic.. 591. Bakit tayo umiinom ng alak kapag tayo‘y nasasaktan? Simple lang, kasi nasanay tayong ALCOHOL ang ginagamit

na pang-linis kapag tayo‘y nasusugatan.

592. Wag mo siyang ililink sa iba kung magseselos ka lang din pala.. kunwari ka pang kinikilig ka pero deep inside

hurt na hurt ka na. 593. Life is about trusting our feelings and taking chances, losing and finding happiness, appreaciating the memories

and learning from the past. 594. Pano ba magmahal ang isang tulad mo? Pa experience naman oh. 595. You know what makes lifes confusing? it‘s when you can‘t determine if things are signs for you to give up or just

a test to see if you can hold on for long.

596. An evening question that will inspire you: what is a trashcan? To a kid, it‘s just a container for his ugly toys. To a student, its where he keeps his bad test papers. To a teenager, it‘s a basketcase for the letters of an ex lover. To a writer, it‘s where files of rejected drafts are thrown. But to street children, it‘s where they depend on to live.

597. Don‘t insult those who are ugly, remember, they are the reason why we look good. 598. Kung talgang mahal mo ang isang tao, hindi mo hahanapin sa ibang tao ang mga pagkukulang niya sayo. 599. Hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag iisa kundi ang pagtanggap na sa bilyon bilyong tao sa mundo wala man

lang nakipag laban upang maksama ka.

600. Finding love is like finding shoes. People go after the good looking ones, but they end up choosing the one they feel comfortable with.

601. I can‘t spell your name.. because when I think of you, I always come up to write I LOVE YOU.. 602. People don‘t really need reasons in order to move on.. because moving onis an easy thing if you start accepting

everything. 603. Wag kang maniniwala kung me magsasabi sayong ―hindi kita iiwan‖ dahil sa panahon ngayon, tanghali nlang ang

tapat. 604. Falling in llove is not always a ―happily ever after‖ story.. most of the time, it‘s just once upon a time. 605. Do not leave your things unattended, para di maangkin ng iba. Parang love lang din yan diba? 606. Wondering why earthquakes happen nowadays? Simply because satan is busy constructing hell for expansion. 607. Naranasan mo na ba na magpasalamat sa barkada? Dahil sa mga joke nila na corny naman, pero natatawa ka?

Dahil sa kwento nila na kapag sobrang nakakatawa may libreng hampas ka pa? dahil sa inaagawan ka nila ng pagkain? Dahil sa mga pambabara nila sayo? Yun bang mga kalokohan pero mga simpleng paraan para maramdaman yung pagmamahal? Try mo isipin kung di nila ginawa yun, nagkasense kaya sila sa buhay mo?yun yung mga maliliit na bagy na di natin pinapahalagahan at pinapansin pero ang totoo di tayo tumitibay.

608. Life is full of fake people.. before you decide to judge them make sure you‘re not one them. 609. When someone is flirting with you.. please cooperate, maawa ka, sayang ang effort.

610. I miss laughing out loud. I miss the long hour conversations. I miss the sharing of ideas. I miss doing so many things. Things we usually do! I miss you! I miss us.

611. It isn‘t because things are difficult that we do not dare.. it is because we don‘t dare that they are difficult. 612. Mahirap talaga magmahal ng marami, pano ang puso, nag iisa lang. alangang hatiin mo para sa lahat, ang hirap

diba? 613. Don‘t cry because it‘s over, smile because it happens. 614. Never take direction from a crowd for your personal life and never choose to quit just because somebody else

disagrees with you. When you handle yourself, use your head; when you handle others, use your heart. Just do what is best and love what you do. And success will come naturally.

615. In chemistry, he turned water into wine. In biology, he was born without normal conception. In physics, he disapproved the law of gravity when He ascended to heaven. In economics, he disapproved the law of marginal diminishing return by feeding 5000 people with 2 fishes and 5 loaves of bread. In history, he‘s the first and the last. In government and politics, he‘s the Prince of Peace. In literature, he‘s the author of our faith. In my heart and soul, he‘s my Jesus.

616. Waiting is easy, you know what‘s hard? Realizing that the oen you are waiting for is not coming anymore. 617. Wag mong sabihin na Masaya at kuntento ka na.. Lalo na kung hindi mo pa ako nakakasama. 618. Kaya mong hawakan ang mundo, ngunit hindi mo kayang hawakan ang buhay mo.. 619. Instead of wishing you were someone else, be proud of what you have. You never know who‘s been looking at

you, wishing they could be you. 620. Beautiful words by a broken heart: ― you were the biggest trophy that I ever won, but I feel I was the biggest

game you ever played.‖ 621. Things just happen.. we may never understand them but we have to believe that it‘s for the best, even it

deosn‘t seem that way. 622. Love is a matter of patience and efforts. Patience for him and efforts for her. 623. There‘s always a reason why we have to move on and forget the feelings we‘ve always wanted to stay forever. 624. Mahirap umamin na taken kana.. lalo na kung type mo yung nagtatanong di ba? 625. Hindi ka naman pera, pero bakit naghihirap ako pag wala ka?

626. Sana may power akong makita ang future para kung halimbawang hindi ako ang makatuluyan niya. Alam ko na kung sino ang ililigpit!

627. It is wiser to expect for nothing than to be totally hurt for too much expecting. 628. 1 boy went to the grocery store..

Boy: ate pabili ng isang kahang yosi. CAshier: 35 po sir

Binigay ng boy ang 100 pesos.

Cashier: sir, meron po ba kayong 5 pesos? Boy: alam mo ate, para kang GF ko, bingay ko na lahat pero kulang pa rin. Cashier: sir, kaya po ako humihingi ng dagdag para masuklian kita ng buong buo. Boy: pano kung wala na akong maibigay? Masuklian mo pa kaya ako?

629. To be happy, we should learn to accept things that we can never change.. coz sometimes, insisting what you want to happen can make things worst.

630. Kung maiistranded akoman ako.. pwedeng diyan nalang sa puso mo? 631. It‘s funny when you both look at each other and then suddenly you don‘t know why both of you are smiling. 632. Nothing in life comes easy, so stay strong, give them a taste of yourself and show them how hard you really are. 633. You can‘t find happiness if you can‘t make a way to find the real man who will leave you smiles at night and

happiness till morning lights. 634. Make your anger expensive that no one can afford it and make your happiness so cheap that people get it free

from you.

635. Gusto ko sayo lang ako.. tapos sakin ka lang.. hindi yung sayo lang ako, tapos share kami sayo. Di pwede sakin yun.

636. Kung magmamahal ka ng dalawa, ba‘t di mo pa tinatlo o apat o lima? Sayo na lahat! Sugapa ka eh! 637. May mga tao talaga na hindi nakalaan para sa isa‘t isa.. ang mahirap lang dun, hindi na nga nakalaan,

pinagtatagpo pa. 638. Sana hindi ka tulad ng buwan.. na iiwan ako pagdating ng araw.. 639. Meron palang mga babaeng parang Barbie.. maganda pero ―PLASTIC‖ 640. Ayoko na sa sarili ko.. Gusto mo sayo nalang ako? 641. I want to explore the world with two things in my hand.. a camera in my hand and your hand on the other.. 642. If someone hurts you, don‘t do the same, instead kill them with your kindness.. coz conscience is always the

sweetest revenge..

643. Destiny is just a bridge between two people. You still need to have the courage to cross it. 644. You must never compare yourself to anyone except from the previous you. So you‘ll become much better than

before. 645. The one who invented the alphabet was a genius.. but he made a silly mistake by keeping you and I so far. 646. Mahina ang taong di kayang panindigan ang kanilang naumpisahan.. kaya wag mong sasabihing mahal mo ang

isang tao kung ikaw mismo ang mang iiwan.

647. Better not to mind the things that depresses you, coz it only makes you weak inside and out. 648. Kahit pa sabihin niyang mahal ka niya, may mga bagay pa rin na mas mahalaga sa kanya kaysa sayo na handa

niyang unahin bago ka. 649. If you want to achieve your greatest self, be your own biggest fan. 650. Be careful who you open up to. Because only few people actually cares.. and the rest are just curious. 651. Being a good friend is not just sharing jokes, a conversation, cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an

honest part of your true part of yourself.

652. When you‘re made to choose between two things, don‘t just think of wht you‘ll get when you pick one.. but think of what you‘ll lose when you don‘t choose the other.

653. Just when you thought na alam mo na ang lahat sa love, someone will come along to show you na, ―Ai, hindi pa pla.

654. There is a word forever but in reality there is no such thing as forever because there is no real happy ever after. 655. To love someone is to know their worth. To know their weakness but still admire their strengths.. to love is not

about looks.. its about the beauty in a person, only seen by someone who knows how to love..

656. Happiness begins at the point of acceptance.. the point when we stop questioning why sometimes, things are unfair.

657. I keep myself busy with all the things I do.. but everytime I pause for a rest, is still find myself, thinking of you. 658. May mga taong ayaw kang maging Masaya kaya sinisiraan ka nila, ang masaklap pa dun.. hindi ka naman

affected kaya hindi sila naiinis. 659. We have to realize that love is not enough to make a relationship work.. we need TRUST, RESPECT, TIME,

EFFORT, and TOTAL COMMITMENT. If a person doesn‘e show respect, doesn‘t earn your trust and cannot keep a promise then no matter how many times they say I LOVE YOU.. those words will be empty. Take to listen to what they don‘t say. Take time to look at what they don‘t show bcoz there are secret beneath their words so do not let passion but wisdom decide for you. Love wisely coz its never easy to love and get hurt..

660. Don‘t ever make human imperfections as the reason you make mistakes. 661. Pano ba naman ako lalakad ng papalayo, kung isang ngiti mo lang, di nako makatayo. 662. There is nothing permanent in this world. Some of them will change and most of them will get loss.

663. Promise is just a word to ease the pain that he had made and saying ―I PROMISED‖ is also a way to skip the troubles that he had made.

664. How could you gain someone‘s full trust if you don‘t even show that you are trusting him? 665. Kanal ka ba? Nung mahulog kasi ako sayo nagmukha akong tanga! 666. Top 7 problems of students: 7. Lovelife

6. Projects

5. Assignments 4. Exams 3. Grades 2. Teachers And most of all..

1. Papel..

Tapos makikipulbo pa sabay hirit ng .. ―MAPUTI PA BA?‖ 667. Bitterness doesn‘t mean you hate falling in love.. it‘s just being wise and careful so that your heart won‘t be used

and torn apart again. 668. From God to You:

―My child I hear you prayers.. if I answer them, it‘s because I‘m increasing your faith. If I delay them, it‘s because I‘m increasing your patience, endurance and perseverance. If I don‘t answer them, wait, I have something better for you.. the best is always for you.‖

669. One good reason why we should pray: it‘s because GOD can do more in 5 seconds that we can do for ourselves in 5 years!

670. Ang mga babae parang pulis, hindi yan maniniwala hanggat walang ebidensiya. Ang mga lalaki naman parang criminal, huli na away pang umamin.

671.