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Beestonian
Issue no.
32
The
Ready for its close-up
ovies. They look dead easy to make,
don’t they? That’s what we thought:
after a few months of watching
local filmmakers come to the Beestonian Film
Club at Café Roya showing their art, we
thought it might be a good idea to have a go
ourselves. Surely it’s little more than writing a
fairly decent script, finding some people to talk
to the camera and then pointing a camera at
them? Simple! We grabbed some pens and
paper, put some coffee on and got to work.
Nearly two years down the line, we now realise
how wrong we were. Making films is incredibly
difficult, and it’s the skill of the producers, editors
etc that make it look easy. We started filming
just over a year ago, and swiftly realised how
tricky it is: the weather and light conspires
against you; things that look good on paper
sound daft when spoken; over-zealous
Sainsburys security guards call the police on you.
Now, a year after we wrote in these, and the
Nottingham Post pages that ‘we’ve nearly got
it ready to release , we have finished it off and
even let it loose on the public. Beestonia: The
Movie. A 23 minute rush through Beeston’s
past, present and future; a psychogeographic
(cheers, Will Self! ) blast through our town with
no particular intent other than capture a feel of
what the place is like, rather than a dry
documentary that neglects to include the real
thing that makes Beeston a great place to live:
it’s unique oddness.
The editing process has been a Herculean task,
but our director took up the task with gusto
and produced something from hours of
footage that is a visual treat, and sounds
terrific. He is a professional who doesn’t think
it abnormal to spend three hours trying to
work out what the sound of a time-travelling
bus would be. Melvyn, we salute you.
Our presenter, Jamie, bought so much gravitas
and talent to his role narrating the script that
everyone we’ve shown it to so far assumes he
is a proper RADA actor, rather than a bloke I
met at college who had a big beard decades
before they were hip.
We’re now showing the film here and there,
and the response is good. We’ve also had
some interest from local media, and maybe
discussing talks about getting it broadcast.
Otherwise, we’re going to continue to show it
here and there, and perhaps put it out on DVD
at some point. Keep an eye on our Facebook
page for more details of showings.
Now, the sequel. ‘Inham Nook: The
Chilwellian Strikes Back’, anyone?
LB and CF
M
Bee Movie
he Student Volunteer Centre at the University of
Nottingham is committed to helping students get to
know and support the areas they come to call their own
whilst enjoying their University experience and we continue to
make efforts to integrate students into Beeston and the surrounding
areas.
You may not be aware but students from the University of Nottingham
have been helping out in Beeston for a while now. Students regularly help
out at various locations in Beeston in a variety of activities, for example at
the Pearson’s Centre students help out running an Athletics Club and a
Dodgeball Club attended by local children at least once a week. During
Student Volunteer Week the volume of volunteers increased for a week
which was appreciate by the young people.
Students also help out in several local schools including Beeston Rylands,
Trent Vale Infants School and Beeston Fields Primary School. Many of the
students who volunteer within the schools are using this to gain experience
to go on and complete their PGCE qualifications and become the future
of children’s education. Kate Harborne a 3rd year Physics and Astronomy
Student and school volunteer said ‘I have been working with
Beeston Fields on a Wednesday afternoon; it has been
wonderful. I've been spending time with the little ones playing
games and being read to. It's really lovely!’
As well as helping the students’ progress in their careers, helping out at
Primary schools enables younger children to interact with University
students and find positive role models in their community that will
encourage them to see the benefits of higher education, as well as having
a lot of fun with a new engaging person in the classroom!
The University of Nottingham Students’ Union aims to enhance the
experience of over 33,000 members, working in partnership with the
University and the local community to make Nottingham graduates the
best they can be. We support students to boost their skills by offering
them the opportunity to run a huge amount of amazing events, sports
clubs, societies and activities - making sure they have the most incredible
time here in Nottingham.
Jenny Gammon; Student Living Manager, University of Nottingham
Student’s
Helping
Beeston
The University of
Beestonia
On 29th November 2014 at 7pm,
Christ Church Chilwell will be the
venue for a rare treat: a
performance of the much-
loved Messiah by one of the
best chamber choirs in the East
Midlands.
The Sinfonia Chorale, conducted
by Richard Roddis, are an
accomplished choir with a varied and
often challenging repertoire, and earlier this
year they went on a successful tour to the
Hamburg area in Germany. For their autumn
concert, they are relishing a chance to sing the
Messiah, which seems to acquire particular
qualities of vitality and meaning when
performed by a chamber choir.
Handel in fact originally composed the oratorio
in 1741 for a relatively small ensemble. He had
lived in London since 1712, and set his music to
an English text.
One of the joys of the Messiah lies
in the highly skilful and melodic
way the music enhances the
meaning of the words, and
the work is often performed
close to Christmas.
A local audience would be
particularly welcome at the
concert as the choir plans to stage
future events in the Beeston/Chilwell area.
Tickets
(£10, or £6 for full-time students under 21).
Available from:
www.sinfoniachorale.uk
Turner Violins
1-5 Lily Grove
Beeston
Nottingham Tourist Centre
1-4 Smithy Row
Sandra Wakefield
0115 9606236
Handel’s Messiah in Chilwell
T
A local
audience would
be particularly
welcome at the
concert...
n the last issue we made Professor Dan Eley the Bestonian
in celebration of his one hundredth birthday. It’s a heck of
an achievement, not only to reach one hundred years old,
but also to mark yourself in that time as one of Nottingham
University’s, and Beeston’s, most eminent and respected professors. So
that’s why we weren’t surprised when the university, presumably deciding
that Eley being named Bestonian in our esteemed mag just isn’t enough,
decided to have a birthday celebration for the great man.
Lord Beestonia and I were in attendance, as were a great many people;
Eley’s former PhD students and undergrads, current students, and RSC
(Royal Society of Chemistry) representatives, to name just some. There
were so many people in fact that they filled two auditoriums, and the
second room had to watch everything live streamed from the
first room!
As we sat down, I found myself next to Jan Jones, one of
Professor Eley’s very first students when the building opened
in 1960. A resident of Bramcote, she told me she thought
some in the room had travelled from as far London to attend.
We’d soon find out that it was a huge understatement.
Jones had this to say about Eley: “One of my last memories of studying
here was Dan. He tried to explain to me, very patiently, a one dimensional
square. I think he failed to explain it, and I failed to understand! We both
failed miserably, and fifty years on I still don’t understand!”
It was then that I caught sight of Professor Eley. He was sat in the front row,
next to his son Rod and Rod’s wife. The three of them looked delighted
yet overwhelmed with the turnout, and throughout the proceedings I
caught snatches of Eley’s surprised pleasure as guest after guest spoke
about him and his achievements.
Amongst the speakers was Professor Katharine Reid, current Head of
Physical and Theoretical Chemistry, who said of his legacy, “I’m sure
nothing I do will ever quite live up to him.”
Indeed when you look at Professor Eley’s life, you see he has
packed in enough for two. The man was awarded his first degree
in 1934 before he was even twenty, and by 1940 he had achieved
two PhDs. Eley continued to work, being published countless times
up until his very last publication in 1994, 14 years after his retirement.
After Professor Reid, Professor Peter Norton stood up. Norton announced
he had travelled all the way from Ontario, Canada to be here today, and
then proceeded to read out numerous well wishes from esteemed
scientists who were not able to make the event. Notable among them
were Sir David King (the UK’s Special Representative for Climate Change)
and Gerhard Ertl who won the Nobel Peace Prize for Chemistry in 2007.
King, in his message, described Eley as “the quintessential scientific figure;
knowledgeable but forgetful, brilliant but absent minded.”
Eley’s legacy doesn’t just live on through the people he touched, but also
through his work. Eley was frequently referred to as a polymath. He
worked in not just chemistry, but also biology and physics as well. He was
the proponent of the Eley-Rideal Mechanism of gas-surface reactions.
Alongside one Professor Spivey in 1962, he successfully proved that DNA
conducts electricity. The practical application of Eley’s work spans vast
fields, reaching from the chemistry of plastic explosives, to the
manufacture of smartphones. It was this as much as anything, that we were
celebrating here today, not just the man, but also the science.
We had a chance to speak to his son Rod before the event. “Dad told
me that his earliest memory was sitting in his high chair, aged
three or four, and being suddenly knocked down off it by the
force from the explosion at the National Shell Filling Factory
(The Chilwell Explosion)!” The explosion happened in 1918
and 134 people were killed. The explosion was reported felt
as far away as 250 miles. It is a strange bit of serendipity for a
man whose expertise is chemistry, and whose work at one time
even directly involved plastic explosives, to have his earliest
memory as a great, but tragic, explosion. Here is a man who started off
as a bystander to history, but now has gone on to forge it himself.
There was an overwhelming outpouring of love for this man, which reached its
peak when Martyn Poliakoff presented Professor Eley with a certificate
commemorating his fiftieth year as a member of the Royal Society, then unveiled
a plaque for him, and then wheeled out an amazing 100 candle cake. Being
scientists, this was lit with a concocted flammable brew then put out with dry ice.
Finally, Professor Dan Eley himself was asked if he would like to say
anything. The eminent, much loved professor, stood up.“I’d like to say
something,” he said, “but I can’t remember where I put my notes.”
Very happy birthday again, Professor Eley, not once but always a
Bestonian, and a truly inspiring man.
“I’m sure
nothing I do will
ever quite live up
to him.”
BESTonian:Dan Eley’s 100th Birthday
I
There were so
many people in fact
that they filled two
auditoriums...
ommercial sand and gravel extraction
and quarrying by the River Trent at
Attenborough began as early as 1929
and has continued almost to the present day.
The resulting ʻpits', flooded with water, have
produced the wonderful ʻNature Reserve' that
we all now enjoy. Quarrying around the village
of Hoveringham started 10 years later and still
continues, with reserves yet to be exploited.
As well as leaving a legacy of scenic lakes and
environment for wild-life, both sites have
produced some interesting and revealing
archaeology. Perhaps one of the more
remarkable finds came as the result of gravel
extraction of a different kind. In 1938,
workmen from the Trent Navigation
Company were dredging gravel in
the Trent below Clifton Grove and
near to the river banks of Beeston.
Their progress was stopped by
wooden stakes or piles driven into
the river bed. At the same time,
human remains – in the form of a
skull – and bronze spearheads were
brought to the surface.
The foreman of the works, Mr Griffin, had the
foresight to contact the Thoroton Society, a
Nottingham archaeological group, whose chairman
Mr Hind was dispatched to investigate. From the
remains and artefacts, Hind identified the site as
being a 3,000 year-old Bronze Age Pile Settlement.
Gravel extraction and work on the river bank
continued into 1938 and, over this period, more
piles – several hundred – emerged, along with yet
more artefacts. Although the main site was on the
Clifton side of the river, a large number of piles
were discovered on the Beeston bank.
The piles were grouped close together and would
have supported a platform upon which huts
would have been built — a village on stilts. Such
prehistoric sites are known in Europe but this site
is almost unique in Britain.
The settlement proved to extend over 100 yards
downstream and two-thirds of the way across the
river.
This does not mean, however, that the entire
village was over water. With the changing course
of the Trent it is likely that much of village was
over marshy land along the banks. It is evident
that the villagers knew the river well and made
good use of it.
Among the many finds were spearheads, bronze
swords, rapiers, daggers, knifes, a crucible
containing metal, five more skulls and two dugout
canoes each made from a single oak over 27ft
long and between 18 to 20 inches wide.
At first thought it might seem strange that anyone
would want to build their home on a platform
above a river. However, when we look back to
prehistoric times, it makes more sense. The people
living in the village — or perhaps we should call it
a farm or homestead — were agriculturalist.
Building over such a marginal environment makes
good use of valuable land resources and
certainly, with the Trent prone to
flooding, was better than building
directly on the river bank. Evidence
of prehistoric field systems exist on
nearby Brands Hill in the form of a
series of terraces running the entire
length of its northern slope.
Archaeology has moved on a pace
since the settlement's discovery in
1938. Ariel photography of the area is
starting to place it in a wider prehistoric
landscape. One photograph shows where the
villagers might have buried their dead.
In the large field on the right hand side of the
road, just over Clifton Bridge, the shadowy outline
of the old course of the River Trent can be clearly
seen. Along its southern bank are a series of
ʻBronze Age Ring Ditches' — the ploughed-out
remains of tumuli (burial mounds).
More recent photos of the fields along the Trent
by Barton show what is believed to be a ritual site
known as a hendge monument – a circular bank
and ditch. In the same fields are the remains of an
earlier Neolithic (New Stone Age) causeway
enclosure, a communal gathering place.
In the late 1960s when the gravel quarry at Coniry
Farm in Attenborough (at the back of the Village
Hotel) began, a number of large coffin-shaped
stones set upright in the ground were exposed.
These were interpreted by archaeologist Bob
Alvey as the remains of a stone circle.
What do the artefacts discovered at the Pile
Settlement tell us about the people who lived
there? The canoes are self-evident of a mobile
riverside community.
The crucible with its remains show that they were
working metal, if only to repair valuable bronze
tools and weapons. Hind and his contemporaries
believed that the large number of weapons found
at the site were the result of both accidental loss
and warfare.
He substantiated this with the fact that all of the
skulls had sustained the same damage, a hole in
the back of the head. It is not unusual for large
numbers of bronze weapons to be found in
ʻwatery' places — lakes, rivers, wells, springs etc.
Modern opinion is that these are ritual deposits,
valuable objects given to the gods or ancestors.
The skulls are however a different matter. It is a
remote chance that six or more individuals would
all receive identical wounds in battle, or
accidently. Could it be that these people were the
victims of ritual sacrifice – an appeal to the river
gods for safe passage?
The hole in the back of the head would then
seem consistent with a Bronze/Iron Age sacrifice
method known as the ʻtriple death'. In thispractice, the victims were first garroted and then
bludgeoned to the back of the head. Finally, their
throat was cut. Is it possible that the four lives a
year that the Trent was meant to claim is a distant
memory of such a practice?
Joe Earp
www.nottinghamhiddenhistory.wordpress.com
Our residenthistorian Joe Earpgets stone-age man
(and we don’tmean theBeeman!)
The
Pile Settlement
Pile Settlement Archaeological Finds
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Pile Settlement Map
olette Renaud left her home,
the small town of Luc in the
South East of France, in
February of 1837 aged only seventeen,
and arrived in Beeston that April. Why
she stopped here, God only knows. I
like to think she was seduced by
Beeston’s beauty; its golden fields and
luscious rolling hills, its good people. I
like to think that. It doesn’t make it true.
Let me describe Colette. Contemporary
sources called her a buxom beauty, and
I concur. Her figure was hourglass and
every man kept his eye on the time. Her
smile was the kind that could turn even
the curmudgeonliest old bastard to
smile, with full lips that she painted the
colour of the aurorae she’d once seen
above the Alps. Needless to say, Colette
turned heads.
However, what was the first thing this
fiery beauty heard upon arriving in
Beeston? The whole town was ablaze
with talk. Only a few days before the
Great Bendigo had gone seventy five
rounds against his rival Ben Caunt. The
game had been fierce and filled with
underhand tactics. It was still up for
debate who had actually won.
Colette Renaud had picked up enough
English to get by, but she was stumped.
She’d never heard of this sport. “Baerre
neuckel boxine?” Really, she asked?
People actually did that?
Colette was instantly intrigued with the
concept and that weekend she made
the short pilgrimage to Sneinton, the
local hub of the sport. She took her
place in the front row. She waited.
Well, Colette was disappointed. It was
not what she had expected. She’d
misheard, Colette realised, but her
expectations had been built. She
needed to see what she had come to
see.
Thus began Colette’s mission. She
spoke to people, chased up leads, and
only a month later, under a bare-bulb
with a baying crowd, Colette Renaud
unleashed the very first ever Bear
Knuckle Boxing. It took place in what is
now the remains of the Barton bus
station. Colette had imported three
bears, a mother called Esther and her
two boys named Steven and Frazzles.
The fight, between young up and comer
Mathew Lewd and Esther the bear,
lasted only one round, but man was it
good. Lewd really fought valiantly, got
in several good punches before Esther
crushed his face between her big hirsute
paws. Colette bounded in in the thirty
eighth second and wrestled the mighty
brown bear to the ground as punters
dragged Lewd’s body out of the ring.
The next fight, between William
Radburn and Frazzles, didn’t last much
longer. Willie took it to two rounds by
running out of the building and circling
it. Of course he wasn’t fast enough to
outrun Frazzles, but boy did he try.
The next week Colette branched out to
getting people to fight smaller animals.
Foxy Boxing was born. Colette herself
even got involved, taking on an entire
vulpine family in a series of fifty six
rounds.
However the fun didn’t last long. Only
five such events were held before the
constabulary was brought in. Colette
was arrested for animal (and human)
cruelty and was escorted to the nearest
harbour and sent back to her home.
The bears were adopted by Councilman
Peter Fatstard who had secretly been to
see every bear fight, though not for the
sport. Fatstard loved Colette. His diaries
tell us of an unrequited love so intense,
so passionate that frankly it bordered on
pervey. But Peter Fatstard took in
Colette’s bears and looked after them
until his death in 1860. He was found
half eaten. The police were baffled.
That, then, is one theory why there are
three bears on the Broxtowe crest but,
dear reader, there are others.
Chris Fox
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ho is the Beeman? You’d think it would be easy
to find a bit of history on what is perhaps our
most famous landmark in Beeston. You’d be
wrong. There is a surprising dearth of information. Wikipedia
tells us he is ‘George’, modelled on an anonymous sculptor’s
father. I vaguely remember him appearing, back in the late eighties;
reading about him in the Nottingham Evening Post as I trampled round my
Stapleford paper round. I can remember how odd he seemed: a statue not
where a statue should be; not on a plinth, looking imperious and arrogant;
but sat, arm outstretched, impassive and accessible.
I was a bit lost when I decided to write about him, therefore. And this article
might have just been a couple of lines saying ‘That beeman statue. Good,
innit?’ if I hadn’t stumbled accidently stumbled across an email
address for Sioban Coppinger, the creator of the beeman while
looking for something else on the internet. I fired off an
inquisitive email.
The next day, I’m sitting in the Flying Goose café, reading a
nineties poetry anthology written with the beeman in mind
‘Poems for the Beekeeper’, when she rings. Excellent timing.
We chatted about the statue over several phone calls and
emails. Commissioned by the Council as part of a major
overhaul of what was then a grimy, unpedestrianised High
Street, Sioban decided to create an icon; an imaginary
Beestonian hero. A fan of puns, both visual and verbal, she used
the bee motif with abandon, creating a stone apiarist with his hat,
tools and hive. ‘‘I wanted something that could be walked through,
bypassed, sat on, interacted with, yet not detract from a person’s journey
down the highroad. I’m of the firm belief that public art should engage,
and if done correctly should become part of the place, not stand aside
from it”, she told me.
It’s not even called the Beeman, the Beekeeper, or even George. His
official title is ‘The Beeston Seat’, focussing on the more
practical purpose of the piece, but it is unsurprising the
beeman has become the focal point. There is more to it
than you might expect, however. Look closely in the
leaves and you’ll see more than leaves poking through
the concrete foliage: “There are wrens hidden in the
hedge; the idea is that young children will try and find
them, and two hidden fish, to say ‘things don’t have to be
the way you imagine’”.
The relationship between humans and bees was important. ‘It was only
after completing the piece did I read how reliant on bees we are as a
species. While the beekeeper has this seemingly symbiotic relationship
with his hive, there is still that sense of danger, of the wild, these creatures
bring us sweetness, but can sting.
The piece was modelled not on her father, but her friend Steve Hodges
‘He’s a man who exudes the right air of calm. He came up for the official
opening, and has been back since, posing for photos with his concrete
form’ Is he bemused by his fame? ‘He takes it in his stride! He embodies
the character perfectly though: gently acknowledging the celebrity status.
He has that ability to sit there for decades, unflappable, absorb whatever
surrounds him’.
WWho is the
Beeman? The
Beestonian finds
out ...
Sting inthe Tail:
The
BeemanStory
It’s not called
the Beeman, the
Beekeeper, or even
George
He has become perhaps the most kissed man in Beeston, the
most photographed, the most recognised. Yet he’s starting to
look a little bit in need of some love. Cracks are showing: not the wrinkles
of age but the wire mesh used to shape his body has started to become
exposed after years of baking in summers, freezing in winters, as well as
the wearing effect of a million hugs and drunken straddles. His nose has
broke off, leaving a ‘ring’ that makes him look quite punk, slightly
incongruous with his more passive position.
Can anything be done to spruce him up. Well yes. I send Sioban some
pictures of the erosion and damage, and she reckons he is easily fixable.
What’s more, when the piece was commissioned part of the contract
stated that the piece should be kept in a decent condition, and
the repairs done by the original artist if they were available.
Perhaps it is time for us to get the council to act on this. As Beeston enters
a new era, the most radical change since cars were banished from the
main throughfare in 1987, our most famous icon and much loved petrified
apiarist deserves a facelift. Broxtowe Borough Council, over to you.
LB
We’ve now amended Wikipedia and are in the process of compiling an
archive for Beeston library, with scans of pictures from the piece being made
and first erected, as well as contemporary news clippings of the reaction.
We’ll be hosting these online soon, check our FB page for details.
He has
become perhaps
the most kissed
man in Beeston
an Beeston Rylands really be the Centre of
the Wildlife World....?
There's definitely some who think so - that all-round
nature good guy off the telly, Chris Packham for
one. If you’ve spotted the posters around town and
in the Attenborough Nature Centre, that other
“centre” of the Wildlife World...if you can have more
than one centre of anything, you'll know that Chris (Young
CP to his mates) is back in Beeston again in December. This
time at the Pearson Centre, 'cos there wasn't enough room to
accommodate all his nature-crazed fans at the usual Beeston Wildlife
Group venue at the Rylands Primary/Infants/Academy/School - or
whatever they call these things these days. In my day it was much easier,
just the little school, the big school and the end of education as we know
it - Beeston Fields Secondary School for Boys – where survival was the
name of the game.
But I digress.....when Young CP (note the cringe-inducing familiarity) met
t'committee on his last trip to the Rylands, he bent their collective lug hole
about the need to get kids out and about in the open air, away from their
dastardly play stations. "Get them out there appreciating nature, taking
some exercise and sniffing faecal matter": he said, or words to that effect.
So, not wanting to risk the wrath of Young CP (getting sickening now I
know!) or being set upon by Itchy & Scratchy (Springwatch cognoscenti
will know of whom I speak) they've got on and done something.
Aiming to raise 10 grand over the next few years,
they're already quarter of the way there. Thanks to
the incredible generosity of Beeston's premier
green grocer and fishmonger Fred Hallam Ltd, who
have donated towards the fund to bring Nature into
our local schools. Along the way, Hallams have
become Green Guardians with the Nottinghamshire
Wildlife Trust, the folks who run the amazing
Attenborough Nature Centre!
So, if nature's your bag, get yourself down to the Rylands on a
Monday evening, be where the Wild Lifers hang out. Watch for their
posters to see what's on and when. You never know, one day it could be
Sir Dave himself up there on the stage. Next month it’s Eagles....no, not the
70’s rock band - Don Henley & the guys’ rendition of Hotel California,
unforgettable or what? – sorry drifting again. It’s the Golden variety, for the
uninitiated amongst you, a humongous bird of prey.
Yep, the Rylands is definitely the place to be if you're a naturist....eh sorry,
naturalist!
Mike Spencer, Beeston Wildlife Group.
www.facebook.com/beestonwildlife
We are chuffed to
launch a new monthly
column from our friends
down the Reserve, Beeston
Wildlife Group. This issue, they
talk about a certain Smiths fan
with sticky-up hair who we’ll
be interviewing for the
next issue….
Going Wild in Beeston
C
1. What is hydrophobia more commonly
known as (clue: it’s not the fear of
water)?
2. Of which country is Dakar the capital?
3. What animal has Indian, African Black
and Broad Lipped varieties?
4. What is Europe’s largest inland port?
5. Who won his 70th snooker title at the
1995 Regal Welsh Open?
6. Which former Olympic gold medallist
lit the Olympic flame at Atlanta in 1996?
7. In which European country is the Blue
Grotto?
8. What is the diameter of each dial on
Big Ben – is it 31 ft, 23 ft or 10ft?
9. Which is the world’s smallest sovereign
state?
10. How many bridges are there across
the River Thames – 20, 24 or 27?
11. Who wrote The Pilgrim’s Progress?
12. Which ship left England in December
1787 under the command of Captain
William Bligh?
13. On the Monte Bello islands in 1952,
the first British experiment of what kind
of object took place?
14. During the 1950’s, who was the leader
of the Blackshirts in Britain?
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uitars and their owners are funny things, after all when we get to
the crux of it we are talking about the relationship between a
person and some wood and metal, for electric guitarists throw in
some magnets, a cable and a box of valves attached to a speaker. As the
part owner of a guitar shop I have heard most of the whims and almost
superstitious beliefs of the average guitarist.
The amount of plank spankers who spend what seems their entire
life and most of their money in search of the elusive sound,
usually of someone else- If I told you some of the stories
relating to the hordes of I suppose now pensionable
men, who chase the Hank Marvin sound, you may be
surprised (Swearing rant warning- I mean some of
these tossers spend nearly a grand on reproductions
of 50’s echo units, and to be honest I could get a better
sound hitting the guitar with my dick whilst plugged into
a cornflakes box). Anyways the guitar market is a
conservative and strange affair- essentially we all still hanker
after acoustic guitar designs that pre date the war and electric
guitar and amplifier designs from the 1950’s, we even still use valves
in amplifiers (ask your granddad - unless he is too busy bothering the
neighbours with his version of Apache).
The other nice thing that occurs with the guitar community comes from
the provenance and stories generated around our wooden friends.
Whether it be B.B King and his guitar Lucille (named so, as B.B. had to
rescue his guitar from a fire in a club, caused by two brawling men
knocking over a gas lamp, and the woman’s name was …), or Willie Nelson
and his battered guitar trigger (he intends to retire when the guitar no
longer functions), they all have something to tell us.
Two of my personal favourites in this area relate to ones I have
experienced personally. For at least a couple of years I had
a guitar in my shop that I was selling for a local collector.
Every time he came in he ruminated over taking this
guitar back as it had something about its sound. It also
had allegedly previously belonged to renowned Jazz
guitarist Adrian Ingram. The guitar made various trips to
and from my shop, when eventually financial necessity
dictated its sale at a reduced price. I still couldn’t sell it,
even tried ebay. Then got some strange messages via
ebay asking odd questions to no avail.
You can imagine my surprise a few weeks later to get a phone call
from said Jazz guitarist Adrian Ingram (google him; he is mighty good).
He thought it may be his guitar and he wanted to buy it. More strange
stuff happened, but eventually he turned up, played the nails off it, showed
me a black and white promo picture of him circa 1980 something with
said guitar, and then paid for it. On his way out he turned and nonchalantly
said “That’s the third time I’ve had to buy it back”…. Weird.
I once got two of my own guitars stolen out the boot of my car. Gave up
on ever seeing them, got a phone call the next day, they had turned up
buried in a park in Long Eaton (oddly I have now moved there, yeah that’s
me on the bench with the gold can). Odd … They came back to me.
So we have established that guitarists are basically a bunch of
superstitious saddos with money problems and very conservative
tastes. But wait, what if technology could get involved in this
and give us more of a solid connection to the stories
hidden in our instruments? What if this involved using
your mobile phone? Lets face it. You're stuck to it the
rest of the fucking time it seems (really annoys me
that in shops and restaurants). What if it involved QR
codes? Even the CAMRA lot seem to have embraced
these. In fact they are the only people I have seen
actively use these codes. Who’d have thought it? Not
me obviously. I would have thought they would have
been more concerned about drinking halves of Old
Ned’s Headsmasher and what shoe and sandal combo to
wear next season.
Ladies and gentlemen let me present to you the Carolan guitar. A guitar
with QR codes with a difference. The concept was that of Steve Benford,
guitarist and Professor at the mixed reality lab at the School of Computer
Science at Nottingham University. This guitar can tell you its own stories
through your permanently appended smart phone. Steve and his team
have already had video content made by the likes of Gypsy Jazz legen
Lulu Reinhardt (Yeah same family as Django). He even got some local
players involved at my shop, playing the guitar and giving their stories. To
explain the concept a little better I will use some of the words from the
blog of the guitar –
“This is possible because of a unique technology that hides
digital codes within the decorative patterns adorning the
instrument. These act somewhat like QR codes in the
sense that you can point a phone or tablet at them to
access or upload information via the Internet. Unlike
QR codes, however, they are aesthetically beautiful
and form a natural part of instrument’s decoration.
This unusual and new technology enables our guitar
to build and share a ‘digital footprint’ throughout its
lifetime, but in a way that resonates with both the
aesthetic of an acoustic guitar and the craft of traditional
luthiery.”
For more information and to see and hear the guitar being played visit the
rather nice blog page carolanguitar.com.
Jimmy Wiggins
Sells guitars and stuff at The Guitar Spot, Chilwell Road and accepts
pints from strangers in all pubs.
G
BEESTON BEATS
You can imagine
my surprise a few
weeks later to get a
phone call from said
Jazz guitarist Adrian
Ingram
Ladies and
gentlemen let me
present to you the
Carolan guitar. A
guitar... with a
difference
have been lucky enough to go to many classical
concerts in beautiful churches and cathedrals in
the last ten years. That’s the rhythm I have got
into. I have seen a couple of bands from my youth,
in smaller Nottingham venues recently, but cannot
remember enjoying a popular concert in larger
venues where the stars are pinpricks in the distance,
the acoustics are dreadful and some person nearby
is usually discordantly joining in.
So, after a familiar evening at the fantastic
Classical Oxjam, hubby and I decided to
immerse ourselves in Oxjam the weekend after,
turning up for the first performance at 11am and
carrying on until we dropped. I put my wristband
on 6 hours too early (due to excitement) and we
started along a roughly pre determined route.
What a treat! The music was
fantastic. During the afternoon and
evening we met lots of people we
know, chatted to some we didn’t
and soaked up the wonderful
environment of a community coming
together and enjoying the vast talent, passion
and skill before us. After getting to Barton’s at 9ish,
the limbs were getting weary and music getting
louder, causing me to reflect upon why older people
find loud music intolerable when really they should
be able to cope with it better, due to dulled auditory
ability. Whatever the science, the young have
certainly realised loud music is an effective way of
getting rid of an older audience! We caved in at
around 9.30pm, but have kept in the zone every
now and then since by popping on the Oxjam CD
instead of listening to the news for a
change.
At the opening, neither political
speaker appeared to thank the
people who actually organised the
event. So, I want to say THANK YOU – and
I know many other people have sent messages
directly to them expressing appreciation. We are
so lucky to have some exceptional people in our
town, who are very inclusive regarding age and
culture - and very organised!
Along with the venues, they delivered such a grand
event and reminded me about why music making,
in all forms, is so nourishing.
mCMA
We are so
lucky to have
some exceptional
people in our
town
Oxjam 2014
GigFestI
don’t need to tell you how good Oxjam was.
You looked like you were enjoying it, all
1,500 who paid for a ticket, and the many
more who enjoyed the free events in the day.
A few figures that you might be interested in,
however. We took around £12,500, well over
our £7,500 target, and smashing what we
assumed was a fluke of £10,000 last year. That’s
quite a total, and makes us the best in the whole
of the Midlands: Beeston took more than
Birmingham, Leicester et al.
Of course, it’s not a competition: all money goes to
vital causes in the UK and abroad. That fiver you
spent on a wristband will go directly to combat Ebola
in West Africa, refugees in Syria and poverty here.
There are too many people to thank in such a
small space, so we’d just like to say a group
CHEERS! to all. For one day we showed the best
of Beeston: a thriving, vibrant town that loves
nothing better than having a good time, whipping
up a storm on the dancefloor and chucking the
hard-earned at a great cause. We’ll see you next
year. Watch your back, Glastonbury.
Hello! I’m back! Had a GREAT time- we hiked up to ...
Ok... Why are youdressed up like apervert?JESUS DAVE!You were supposed to get a JOB!
No, I’m aSUPERHERO!
Is that aworm in acondom?
Where’smypresent?
IBeeston best in Midlands... best in UK?
like Star Trek (proper Star Trek,
with Captain Kirk in it, not the
new-fangled ‘Voyager’ and the
like). I also like Doctor Who, even
the new stuff with Peter Capaldi as
he makes a great Doctor even if
some of his stories are a bit… erm…
utterly rubbish. Anyone see the one with Robin
Hood in it? Preposterous tosh, not like the good
old days with Jon Pertwee, the Brigadier and
UNIT. Anyway, like Ronnie Corbett, I digress.
One of the staples of TV science fiction is the
‘parallel universe’ where things are almost the
same as ‘our’ universe but there’s some subtle
(or blatant) changes – the wrong side won
WWII, the tram was actually finished on time
and under budget or our local MP has an evil
twin (or a nice one, depending on what universe
you think we’re actually in). Baddies tend to have
goatees too.
But that all became a little too real a concept a
while ago when my partner Sal and I started
talking about my family tree. Her Mum, Joy, is a
great and enthusiastic amateur genealogist and it
was almost entirely down to her research that we
managed to track down my birth mother - and
even get to meet her - just over a year ago.
But although being adopted meant extra work
for Joy (two families to research) it turned up
some really odd facts… my (adopted) Dad, John
Pollard and his wife Paula brought me up
in a large and lovely house -
Cromwell House – on
Cromwell Road in Beeston
until his death in 1987.
Dad used to work for
Plessey and even had a
building (‘Pollard’s Palace’)
named after him, although
as with most buildings on
the site it’s long gone and
now just a car park. (Then
again most of Beeston is
just one big car park these
days, moving vehicles are
just a distant memory
most of the time).
I thought I’d try and help
Joy out in her research and
went online to see if I
could find anything out,
and here’s where it got
weird - I found a page about ‘the
Pollards of Beeston’ (www.beeston-
notts.co.uk/pollard.shtml) and thought
I’d struck gold as it refers to a
Cromwell House and a John
Pollard who was alive in the 1980’s
but scarily they were entirely different
Pollards, nothing to do with tele-
communications, Plessey or us – they were in
the lace making business, they were the Pollard’s
after which Pollard Court (near Sainsbury’s) was
named and they owned the Swiss Mills building
on Wollaton Road, scant yards from where I now
live. There’s even a photo on the page showing
their ‘Cromwell House’ too – but a very subtley
different one from the one I know.
I was bemused, confused and genuinely a little
thrown…
What are the chances of there being two John
Pollards living in a very similar looking ‘Cromwell
House’ in Beeston at the same time, and why
haven’t we heard of each other before? Are we
related? Are the records of ‘my’ family Joy found
the right one – or are we researching some odd
parallel universe? We're still working on it – but
if you see me next time sporting a smart looking
but evil goatee, just be warned…
Tim Pollard
Tim Pollard is
Nottingham’s
Official Robin
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