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7/22/2019 Beatrix Potter Books http://slidepdf.com/reader/full/beatrix-potter-books 1/133 The Original Peter Rabbit Books By BEATRIX POTTER A LIST OF THE TITLES [*indicates included here] *The Tale of Peter Rabbit The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin The Tailor of Gloucester *The Tale of Benjamin Bunny *The Tale of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle *The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher The Tale of Johnny Town-Mouse *The Tale of Jemima Puddle-Duck *The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit *The Tale of Two Bad Mice The Tale of Tom Kitten The Tale of Mrs. Tittlemouse *The Tale of Timmy Tiptoes *The Tale of Mr. Tod *The Tale of Pigling Bland *The Roly Poly Pudding *The Pie and the Patty-pan *Ginger and Pickles *The Story of Miss Moppet Appley Dapply's Nursery Rhymes The Tale of Little Pig Robinson?? THE TALE OF PETER RABBIT BY BEATRIX POTTER ONCE upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were-- Flopsy, Mopsy,

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The OriginalPeter Rabbit BooksBy BEATRIX POTTER A LIST OF THE TITLES

[*indicates included here]

*The Tale of Peter RabbitThe Tale of Squirrel NutkinThe Tailor of Gloucester *The Tale of Benjamin Bunny*The Tale of Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle*The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher The Tale of Johnny Town-Mouse*The Tale of Jemima Puddle-Duck *The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies

The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit*The Tale of Two Bad MiceThe Tale of Tom KittenThe Tale of Mrs. Tittlemouse*The Tale of Timmy Tiptoes*The Tale of Mr. Tod*The Tale of Pigling Bland*The Roly Poly Pudding*The Pie and the Patty-pan*Ginger and Pickles*The Story of Miss MoppetAppley Dapply's Nursery RhymesThe Tale of Little Pig Robinson??

THE TALE OFPETER RABBITBYBEATRIX POTTER

ONCE upon a time therewere four little Rabbits,and their names were-- Flopsy, Mopsy,

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Cotton-tail,and Peter.

They lived with their Mother in a sand-bank, underneath the

root of a very big fir tree.

"NOW, my dears," said oldMrs. Rabbit one morning,"you may go into the fieldsor down the lane, but don't gointo Mr. McGregor's garden:your Father had an accidentthere; he was put in a pie byMrs. McGregor."

"NOW run along, and don'tget into mischief. I amgoing out."

THEN old Mrs. Rabbit took a basket and her umbrella,to the baker's. She bought aloaf of brown bread and fivecurrant buns.

FLOPSY, Mopsy, andCottontail, who were goodlittle bunnies, went down thelane to gather blackberries;

BUT Peter, who was verynaughty, ran straightaway to Mr. McGregor'sgarden and squeezed under the gate!

FIRST he ate some lettucesand some French beans;and then he ate some radishes;

AND then, feeling rather sick, he went to look for some parsley.

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BUT round the end of acucumber frame, whomshould he meet but Mr.McGregor!

MR. McGREGOR was onhis hands and knees planting out young cabbages, but he jumped up and ran after Peter, waving a rake and callingout, "Stop thief!"

PETER was most dreadfullyfrightened; he rushed allover the garden, for he hadforgotten the way back to the

gate.

He lost one of his shoesamong the cabbages, and theother shoe amongst the potatoes.

AFTER losing them, he ranon four legs and wentfaster, so that I think he mighthave got away altogether if hehad not unfortunately run intoa gooseberry net, and gotcaught by the large buttons onhis jacket. It was a blue jacketwith brass buttons, quite new.

PETER gave himself up for lost, and shed big tears;

but his sobs were overheard bysome friendly sparrows, whoflew to him in great excitement,and implored him toexert himself.

MR. McGREGOR came upwith a sieve, which heintended to pop upon the topof Peter; but Peter wriggledout just in time, leaving his

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jacket behind him.

AND rushed into the toolshed,and jumped into a can.It would have been a

beautiful thing to hide in, if ithad not had so much water in it.

MR. McGREGOR wasquite sure that Peter was somewhere in the toolshed,

perhaps hidden underneatha flower-pot. He beganto turn them over carefully,looking under each.

Presently Peter sneezed--"Kertyschoo!" Mr. McGregor was after him in no time,

AND tried to put his footupon Peter, who jumpedout of a window, upsettingthree plants. The window wastoo small for Mr. McGregor,and he was tired of runningafter Peter. He went back tohis work.

PETER sat down to rest;he was out of breath andtrembling with fright, and hehad not the least idea whichway to go. Also he was verydamp with sitting in that can.

After a time he began towander about, going lippity--lippity--not very fast, andlooking all around.

HE found a door in a wall; but it was locked, andthere was no room for a fatlittle rabbit to squeeze

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underneath.

An old mouse was runningin and out over the stone doorstep,carrying peas and beans

to her family in the wood.Peter asked her the way to thegate, but she had such a large

pea in her mouth that she couldnot answer. She only shook her head at him. Peter beganto cry.

THEN he tried to find hisway straight across thegarden, but he became more

and more puzzled. Presently,he came to a pond where Mr.McGregor filled his water-cans.A white cat was staring atsome gold-fish; she sat very,very still, but now and thenthe tip of her tail twitched asif it were alive. Peter thoughtit best to go away withoutspeaking to her; he had heardabout cats from his cousin,little Benjamin Bunny.

HE went back towards thetool-shed, but suddenly,quite close to him, he heardthe noise of a hoe--scr-r-ritch,scratch, scratch, scritch. Peter

scuttered underneath the bushes. But presently, asnothing happened, he cameout, and climbed upon awheelbarrow, and peeped over. Thefirst thing he saw was Mr.McGregor hoeing onions. His

back was turned towardsPeter, and beyond him wasthe gate!

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PETER got down veryquietly off the wheelbarrow,and started runningas fast as he could go, along

a straight walk behind some black-currant bushes.

Mr. McGregor caught sightof him at the corner, but Peter did not care. He slipped underneaththe gate, and was safe atlast in the wood outside thegarden.

MR. McGREGOR hung up

the little jacket and theshoes for a scare-crow tofrighten the blackbirds.

PETER never stopped runningor looked behindhim till he got home to the

big fir-tree.

He was so tired that heflopped down upon the nicesoft sand on the floor of therabbit-hole, and shut his eyes.His mother was busy cooking;she wondered what he haddone with his clothes. It wasthe second little jacket and

pair of shoes that Peter hadlost in a fortnight!

I AM sorry to say that Peter was not very well duringthe evening.

His mother put him to bed,and made some camomile tea;and she gave a dose of it toPeter!

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"One table-spoonful to betaken at bed-time."

BUT Flopsy, Mopsy, andCotton-tail had bread

and milk and blackberries,for supper.

THE END

THE TALE OFBENJAMIN BUNNY

FOR THE CHILDREN OF SAWREYFROMOLD MR. BUNNY

ONE morning a little rabbitsat on a bank.

He pricked his ears andlistened to the trit-trot,trit-trot of a pony.

A gig was coming along theroad; it was driven by Mr.McGregor, and beside him satMrs. McGregor in her best

bonnet.

AS soon as they had passed,little Benjamin Bunnyslid down into the road, andset off--with a hop, skip anda jump--to call upon his relations,who lived in the wood atthe back of Mr. McGregor'sgarden.

THAT wood was full of rabbit holes; and in the

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neatest sandiest hole of all,cousins--Flopsy, Mopsy,Cotton-tail and Peter.

Old Mrs. Rabbit was a

widow; she earned her living by knitting rabbit-wool mittensand muffetees (I once boughta pair at a bazaar). She alsosold herbs, and rosemary tea,and rabbit-tobacco (which iswhat WE call lavender).

LITTLE Benjamin did notvery much want to seehis Aunt.

He came round the back of the fir-tree, and nearly tumbledupon the top of his CousinPeter.

PETER was sitting by himself.He looked poorly,and was dressed in a red cotton

pocket-handkerchief.

"Peter,"--said little Benjamin,in a whisper--"who hasgot your clothes?"

PETER replied--"The scarecrowin Mr. McGregor'sgarden," and described how hehad been chased about thegarden, and had dropped hisshoes and coat.

Little Benjamin sat down besidehis cousin, and assured himthat Mr. McGregor had goneout in a gig, and Mrs. McGregor also; and certainly for the day,

because she was wearing her best bonnet.

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PETER said he hoped thatit would rain.

At this point, old Mrs.

Rabbit's voice was heard insidethe rabbit hole calling--"Cotton-tail! Cotton-tail!fetch some more camomile!"

Peter said he thought hemight feel better if he wentfor a walk.

THEY went away hand inhand, and got upon the

flat top of the wall at the bottomof the wood. From here theylooked down into Mr. McGregor'sgarden. Peter's coatand shoes were plainly to beseen upon the scarecrow,topped with an old tam-o-shanter of Mr. McGregor's.

LITTLE Benjamin said,"It spoils people's clothesto squeeze under a gate; the

proper way to get in, is toclimb down a pear tree."

Peter fell down head first; but it was of no consequence,as the bed below was newlyraked and quite soft.

IT had been sown with lettuces.

They left a great many oddlittle foot-marks all over the

bed, especially little Benjamin,who was wearing clogs.

LITTLE Benjamin said thatthe first thing to be done

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was to get back Peter's clothes,in order that they might beable to use the pocket handkerchief.

They took them off the scarecrow.

There had been rainduring the night; there waswater in the shoes, and thecoat was somewhat shrunk.

Benjamin tried on the tam-o-shanter, but it was too bigfor him.

THEN he suggested thatthey should fill the pocket-

handkerchief with onions, asa little present for his Aunt.

Peter did not seem to beenjoying himself; he kepthearing noises.

BENJAMIN, on the contrary,was perfectly athome, and ate a lettuce leaf.He said that he was in thehabit of coming to the gardenwith his father to get lettucesfor their Sunday dinner.

(The name of little Benjamin's papa was old Mr. BenjaminBunny.)

The lettuces certainly werevery fine.

PETER did not eat anything;he said he shouldlike to go home. Presently hedropped half the onions.

LITTLE Benjamin said thatit was not possible to get

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back up the pear-tree, with aload of vegetables. He ledthe way boldly towards theother end of the garden. Theywent along a little walk on

planks, under a sunny red- brick wall.

The mice sat on their door-steps cracking cherry-stones,they winked at Peter Rabbitand little Benjamin Bunny.

PRESENTLY Peter let the pocket-handkerchief goagain.

THEY got amongst flower- pots, and frames andtubs; Peter heard noises worsethan ever, his eyes were as bigas lolly-pops!

He was a step or two infront of his cousin, when hesuddenly stopped.

THIS is what those littlerabbits saw round thatcorner!

Little Benjamin took onelook, and then, in half a minuteless than no time, he hid himself and Peter and the onionsunderneath a large basket. . . .

THE cat got up and stretchedherself, and came andsniffed at the basket.

Perhaps she liked the smellof onions!

Anyway, she sat down upon

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the top of the basket.

SHE sat there for FIVE HOURS.

* * * * *

I cannot draw you a pictureof Peter and Benjamin underneaththe basket, because itwas quite dark, and becausethe smell of onions was fearful;it made Peter Rabbit and littleBenjamin cry.

The sun got round behindthe wood, and it was quite late

in the afternoon; but still thecat sat upon the basket.

AT length there was a pitter- patter, pitter-patter, andsome bits of mortar fell fromthe wall above.

The cat looked up and sawold Mr. Benjamin Bunny

prancing along the top of thewall of the upper terrace.

He was smoking a pipe of rabbit-tobacco, and had a littleswitch in his hand.

He was looking for his son.

OLD Mr. Bunny had noopinion whatever of cats.

He took a tremendous jumpoff the top of the wall on tothe top of the cat, and cuffedit off the basket, and kicked itinto the garden-house, scratchingoff a handful of fur.

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The cat was too much surprisedto scratch back.

WHEN old Mr. Bunny haddriven the cat into the

green-house, he locked thedoor.

Then he came back to the basket and took out his sonBenjamin by the ears, andwhipped him with the littleswitch.

Then he took out his nephewPeter.

THEN he took out the handkerchief of onions, andmarched out of the garden.

When Mr. McGregor returned about half anhour later, he observed severalthings which perplexed him.

It looked as though some person had been walking allover the garden in a pair of clogs--only the foot-markswere too ridiculously little!

Also he could not understandhow the cat could havemanaged to shut herself upINSIDE the green-house, lockingthe door upon the OUTSIDE.

WHEN Peter got home,his mother forgave him,

because she was so glad to seethat he had found his shoesand coat. Cotton-tail andPeter folded up the pocket-handkerchief, and old Mrs.

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rabbit strung up the onionsand hung them from thekitchen ceiling, with therabbit-tobacco.

THE END

THE TALE OFTHE FLOPSY BUNNIES

FOR ALL LITTLE FRIENDSOFMR. McGREGOR & PETER & BENJAMIN

IT is said that the effect of eating too much lettuceis "soporific."

_I_ have never felt sleepy after eating lettuces; but then _I_ amnot a rabbit.

They certainly had a verysoporific effect upon the FlopsyBunnies!

WHEN Benjamin Bunnygrew up, he marriedhis Cousin Flopsy. They hada large family, and they werevery improvident and cheerful.

I do not remember the separatenames of their children;they were generally called the"Flopsy Bunnies."

AS there was not always

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quite enough to eat,--Benjamin used to borrowcabbages from Flopsy's

brother, Peter Rabbit, whokept a nursery garden.

SOMETIMES Peter Rabbithad no cabbages to spare.

WHEN this happened, theFlopsy Bunnies wentacross the field to a rubbishheap, in the ditch outsideMr. McGregor's garden.

MR. McGREGOR'S rubbish

heap was a mixture.There were jam pots and paper

bags, and mountains of choppedgrass from the mowing machine(which always tasted oily), andsome rotten vegetable marrowsand an old boot or two. Oneday--oh joy!--there were aquantity of overgrown lettuces,which had "shot" into flower.

THE Flopsy Bunnies simplystuffed lettuces. Bydegrees, one after another,they were overcome withslumber, and lay down in themown grass.

Benjamin was not so muchovercome as his children.Before going to sleep he wassufficiently wide awake to puta paper bag over his head tokeep off the flies.

THE little Flopsy Bunniesslept delightfully in thewarm sun. From the lawn

beyond the garden came the

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distant clacketty sound of themowing machine. The blue-

bottles buzzed about the wall,and a little old mouse pickedover the rubbish among the

jam pots.

(I can tell you her name, shewas called Thomasina Tittlemouse,a woodmouse with along tail.)

SHE rustled across the paper bag, and awakened BenjaminBunny.

The mouse apologized profusely, and said that she knewPeter Rabbit.

WHILE she and Benjaminwere talking, close under the wall, they heard a heavytread above their heads; andsuddenly Mr. McGregor emptied out a sackful of lawnmowings right upon the topof the sleeping Flopsy Bunnies!Benjamin shrank downunder his paper bag. Themouse hid in a jam pot.

THE little rabbits smiledsweetly in their sleepunder the shower of grass;they did not awake becausethe lettuces had been sosoporific.

They dreamt that their mother Flopsy was tuckingthem up in a hay bed.

Mr. McGregor looked downafter emptying his sack. He

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saw some funny little browntips of ears sticking up throughthe lawn mowings. He staredat them for some time.

PRESENTLY a fly settledon one of them and itmoved.

Mr. McGregor climbeddown on to the rubbish heap--

"One, two, three, four! five!six leetle rabbits!" said he ashe dropped them into his sack.The Flopsy Bunnies dreamt

that their mother was turningthem over in bed. They stirreda little in their sleep, but stillthey did not wake up.

MR. McGREGOR tied upthe sack and left it onthe wall.

He went to put away themowing machine.

WHILE he was gone, Mrs.Flopsy Bunny (whohad remained at home) cameacross the field.

She looked suspiciously atthe sack and wondered whereeverybody was?

THEN the mouse came outof her jam pot, and Benjamintook the paper bag off his head, and they told thedoleful tale.

Benjamin and Flopsy werein despair, they could not

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undo the string.

But Mrs. Tittlemouse wasa resourceful person. Shenibbled a hole in the bottom

corner of the sack.

THE little rabbits were pulled out and pinchedto wake them.

Their parents stuffed theempty sack with three rottenvegetable marrows, an old

blacking-brush and twodecayed turnips.

THEN they all hid under a bush and watched for Mr. McGregor.

MR. McGREGOR came back and picked up thesack, and carried it off.

He carried it hanging down,as if it were rather heavy.

The Flopsy Bunniesfollowed at a safe distance.

THEY watched him go intohis house.

And then they crept up tothe window to listen.

MR. McGREGOR threwdown the sack on thestone floor in a way thatwould have been extremely

painful to the Flopsy Bunnies,if they had happened to have

been inside it.

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They could hear him draghis chair on the flags, andchuckle--

"One, two, three, four, five,

six leetle rabbits!" said Mr.McGregor.

"EH? What's that? Whathave they been spoilingnow?" enquired Mrs.McGregor.

"One, two, three, four, five,six leetle fat rabbits!" repeatedMr. McGregor, counting on

his fingers--"one, two, three--"

"Don't you be silly; whatdo you mean, you silly oldman?"

"In the sack! one, two, three,four, five, six!" replied Mr.McGregor.

(The youngest Flopsy Bunnygot upon the window-sill.)

MRS. McGREGOR took hold of the sack and feltit. She said she could feelsix, but they must be OLDrabbits, because they were sohard and all different shapes.

"Not fit to eat; but theskins will do fine to line myold cloak."

"Line your old cloak?"shouted Mr. McGregor--"Ishall sell them and buy myself

baccy!"

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"Rabbit tobacco! I shallskin them and cut off their heads."

MRS. McGREGOR untied

the sack and put her hand inside.

When she felt the vegetablesshe became very very angry.She said that Mr. McGregor had "done it a purpose."

AND Mr. McGregor wasvery angry too. One of the rotten marrows came flying

through the kitchen window,and hit the youngest FlopsyBunny.

It was rather hurt.

THEN Benjamin and Flopsythought that it was timeto go home.

SO Mr. McGregor did notget his tobacco, and Mrs.McGregor did not get her rabbit skins.

But next ChristmasThomasina Tittlemouse got a

present of enough rabbit-woolto make herself a cloak and ahood, and a handsome muff and a pair of warm mittens.

THE END

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IN REMEMBRANCE OF"SAMMY,"THE INTELLIGENT PINK-EYED REPRESENTATIVEOFA PERSECUTED (BUT IRREPRESSIBLE) RACE.

AN AFFECTIONATE LITTLE FRIEND.AND MOST ACCOMPLISHEDTHIEF!

THE ROLY-POLY PUDDING

ONCE upon a time there was an oldcat, called Mrs. Tabitha Twitchit,who was an anxious parent. She used to

lose her kittens continually, and whenever they were lost they were always in mischief!

On baking day she determined to shutthem up in a cupboard.

She caught Moppet and Mittens, but shecould not find Tom.

Mrs. Tabitha went up and down all over the house, mewing for Tom Kitten. Shelooked in the pantry under the staircase,and she searched the best spare bedroomthat was all covered up with dust sheets.She went right upstairs and looked into theattics, but she could not find him anywhere.

It was an old, old house, full of cupboards and passages. Some of the wallswere four feet thick, and there used to bequeer noises inside them, as if there might

be a little secret staircase. Certainly therewere odd little jagged doorways in thewainscot, and things disappeared at night--especially cheese and bacon.

Mrs. Tabitha became more and moredistracted, and mewed dreadfully

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While their mother was searching thehouse, Moppet and Mittens had got intomischief.

The cupboard door was not locked, sothey pushed it open and came out.

They went straight to the dough whichwas set to rise in a pan before the fire.

They patted it with their little soft paws--"Shall we make dear little muffins?" saidMittens to Moppet

But just at that moment somebodyknocked at the front door, and Moppet

jumped into the flour barrel in a fright

Mittens ran away to the dairy, and hidin an empty jar on the stone shelf wherethe milk pans stand.

The visitor was a neighbor, Mrs. Ribby;she had called to borrow some yeast.

Mrs. Tabitha came downstairs mewingdreadfully--"Come in, Cousin Ribby, comein, and sit ye down! I'm in sad trouble,Cousin Ribby," said Tabitha, sheddingtears. "I've lost my dear son Thomas; I'mafraid the rats have got him." She wipedher eyes with an apron.

"He's a bad kitten, Cousin Tabitha; hemade a cat's cradle of my best bonnet lasttime I came to tea. Where have you lookedfor him?"

"All over the house! The rats are too

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many for me. What a thing it is to have anunruly family!" said Mrs. Tabitha Twitchit.

"I'm not afraid of rats; I will help you

to find him; and whip him too! What isall that soot in the fender?"

"The chimney wants sweeping--Oh, dear me, Cousin Ribby--now Moppet and Mittensare gone!"

"They have both got out of the cup- board!"

Ribby and Tabitha set to work to searchthe house thoroughly again. They pokedunder the beds with Ribby's umbrella, andthey rummaged in cupboards. They evenfetched a candle, and looked inside a clotheschest in one of the attics. They could notfind anything, but once they heard a door

bang and somebody scuttered downstairs.

"Yes, it is infested with rats," saidTabitha tearfully, "I caught seven youngones out of one hole in the back kitchen,and we had them for dinner last Saturday.And once I saw the old father rat--anenormous old rat, Cousin Ribby. I was

just going to jump upon him, when heshowed his yellow teeth at me and whiskeddown the hole."

"The rats get upon my nerves, CousinRibby," said Tabitha.

Ribby and Tabitha searched and searched.They both heard a curious roly-poly noiseunder the attic floor. But there was nothingto be seen.

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They returned to the kitchen. "Here'sone of your kittens at least," said Ribby,dragging Moppet out of the flour barrel.

They shook the flour off her and set her down on the kitchen floor. She seemed to be in a terrible fright.

"Oh! Mother, Mother," said Moppet,"there's been an old woman rat in thekitchen, and she's stolen some of thedough!"

The two cats ran to look at the dough pan. Sure enough there were marks of

little scratching fingers, and a lump of dough was gone!

"Which way did she go, Moppet?"

But Moppet had been too much frightenedto peep out of the barrel again.

Ribby and Tabitha took her with themto keep her safely in sight, while they wenton with their search.

They went into the dairy.

The first thing they found was Mittens,hiding in an empty jar

They tipped up the jar, and she scrambledout.

"Oh, Mother, Mother!" said Mittens--

"Oh! Mother, Mother, there has been anold man rat in the dairy--a dreadful 'normous

big rat, Mother; and he's stolen a patof butter and the rolling-pin."

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Ribby and Tabitha looked at one another.

"A rolling-pin and butter! Oh, my poor son Thomas!" exclaimed Tabitha, wringing

her paws.

"A rolling-pin?" said Ribby. "Did wenot hear a roly-poly noise in the attic whenwe were looking into that chest?"

Ribby and Tabitha rushed upstairs again.Sure enough the roly-poly noise was stillgoing on quite distinctly under the atticfloor

"This is serious, Cousin Tabitha," saidRibby. "We must send for John Joiner atonce, with a saw."

Now this is what had been happening toTom Kitten, and it shows how very unwiseit is to go up a chimney in a very old house,where a person does not know his way, andwhere there are enormous rats.

Tom Kitten did not want to be shut upin a cupboard. When he saw that hismother was going to bake, he determinedto hide.

He looked about for a nice convenient place, and he fixed upon the chimney.

The fire had only just been lighted, andit was not hot; but there was a white chokysmoke from the green sticks. Tom Kittengot upon the fender and looked up. It wasa big old-fashioned fireplace.

The chimney itself was wide enough insidefor a man to stand up and walk about.

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So there was plenty of room for a littleTom Cat

He jumped right up into the fireplace,

balancing himself upon the iron bar wherethe kettle hangs.

Tom Kitten took another big jump off the bar, and landed on a ledge high upinside the chimney, knocking down somesoot into the fender.

Tom Kitten coughed and choked with the

smoke; he could hear the sticks beginningto crackle and burn in the fireplace down

below. He made up his mind to climb rightto the top, and get out on the slates, andtry to catch sparrows.

"I cannot go back. If I slipped I mightfall in the fire and singe my beautiful tailand my little blue jacket."

The chimney was a very big old-fashionedone. It was built in the days when

people burnt logs of wood upon the hearth.

The chimney stack stood up above theroof like a little stone tower, and the daylightshone down from the top, under theslanting slates that kept out the rain.

Tom Kitten was getting very frightened!He climbed up, and up, and up

Then he waded sideways through inchesof soot. He was like a little sweep himself.

It was most confusing in the dark. One

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flue seemed to lead into another.

There was less smoke, but Tom Kittenfelt quite lost.

He scrambled up and up; but before hereached the chimney top he came to a placewhere somebody had loosened a stone inthe wall. There were some mutton boneslying about--

"This seems funny," said Tom Kitten."Who has been gnawing bones up here inthe chimney? I wish I had never come!And what a funny smell! It is somethinglike mouse; only dreadfully strong. It

makes me sneeze," said Tom Kitten.

He squeezed through the hole in the wall,and dragged himself along a most uncomfortablytight passage where there wasscarcely any light.

He groped his way carefully for severalyards; he was at the back of the skirting-

board in the attic, where there is a littlemark * in the picture.

All at once he fell head over heels in thedark, down a hole, and landed on a heap of very dirty rags.

When Tom Kitten picked himself up andlooked about him--he found himself in a

place that he had never seen before, althoughhe had lived all his life in the house.

It was a very small stuffy fusty room,with boards, and rafters, and cobwebs, andlath and plaster.

Opposite to him--as far away as he could

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sit--was an enormous rat.

"What do you mean by tumbling intomy bed all covered with smuts?" said therat, chattering his teeth.

"Please sir, the chimney wants sweeping,"said poor Tom Kitten.

"Anna Maria! Anna Maria!" squeakedthe rat. There was a pattering noise andan old woman rat poked her head round arafter.

All in a minute she rushed upon TomKitten, and before he knew what was happening--

His coat was pulled off, and he was rolledup in a bundle, and tied with string in veryhard knots.

Anna Maria did the tying. The old ratwatched her and took snuff. When she hadfinished, they both sat staring at him withtheir mouths open.

"Anna Maria," said the old man rat(whose name was Samuel Whiskers),--"Anna Maria, make me a kitten dumplingroly-poly pudding for my dinner."

"It requires dough and a pat of butter,and a rolling-pin," said Anna Maria,considering Tom Kitten with her head on oneside.

"No," said Samuel Whiskers, "make it properly, Anna Maria, with breadcrumbs."

Nonsense! Butter and dough," replied

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Anna Maria.

The two rats consulted together for afew minutes and then went away.

Samuel Whiskers got through a hole inthe wainscot, and went boldly down thefront staircase to the dairy to get the

butter. He did not meet anybody.

He made a second journey for the rolling- pin. He pushed it in front of him withhis paws, like a brewer's man trundling a

barrel.

He could hear Ribby and Tabitha talking, but they were busy lighting the candle tolook into the chest.

They did not see him.

Anna Maria went down by way of theskirting-board and a window shutter to thekitchen to steal the dough.

She borrowed a small saucer, and scoopedup the dough with her paws.

She did not observe Moppet.

While Tom Kitten was left alone under the floor of the attic, he wriggled about andtried to mew for help.

But his mouth was full of soot and cob-webs, and he was tied up in such very tightknots, he could not make anybody hear him.

Except a spider, which came out of acrack in the ceiling and examined the knotscritically, from a safe distance.

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It was a judge of knots because it had ahabit of tying up unfortunate blue-bottles.It did not offer to assist him.

Tom Kitten wriggled and squirmed untilhe was quite exhausted.

Presently the rats came back and set towork to make him into a dumpling. Firstthey smeared him with butter, and then theyrolled him in the dough.

"Will not the string be very indigestible,Anna Maria?" inquired Samuel Whiskers.

Anna Maria said she thought that it wasof no consequence; but she wished that TomKitten would hold his head still, as itdisarranged the pastry. She laid hold of hisears.

Tom Kitten bit and spat, and mewed andwriggled; and the rolling-pin went roly-

poly, roly; roly, poly, roly. The rats eachheld an end.

"His tail is sticking out! You did notfetch enough dough, Anna Maria."

"I fetched as much as I could carry,"replied Anna Maria.

"I do not think"--said Samuel Whiskers, pausing to take a look at Tom Kitten--"Ido NOT think it will be a good pudding. Itsmells sooty."

Anna Maria was about to argue the point,when all at once there began to be other sounds up above--the rasping noise of asaw; and the noise of a little dog, scratching

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and yelping!

The rats dropped the rolling-pin, andlistened attentively.

"We are discovered and interrupted,Anna Maria; let us collect our property,--and other people's,--and depart at once."

"I fear that we shall be obliged to leavethis pudding."

"But I am persuaded that the knots wouldhave proved indigestible, whatever you may

urge to the contrary."

"Come away at once and help me to tie upsome mutton bones in a counterpane," saidAnna Maria. "I have got half a smokedham hidden in the chimney."

So it happened that by the time JohnJoiner had got the plank up--there was nobodyunder the floor except the rolling-pinand Tom Kitten in a very dirty dumpling!

But there was a strong smell of rats; andJohn Joiner spent the rest of the morningsniffing and whining, and wagging his tail,and going round and round with his head inthe hole like a gimlet.

Then he nailed the plank down again, and put his tools in his bag, and came downstairs.

The cat family had quite recovered. Theyinvited him to stay to dinner.

The dumpling had been peeled off TomKitten, and made separately into a bag pudding,

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with currants in it to hide the smuts.

They had been obliged to put Tom Kitteninto a hot bath to get the butter off.

John Joiner smelt the pudding; but heregretted that he had not time to stay todinner, because he had just finished makinga wheel-barrow for Miss Potter, and shehad ordered two hen-coops.

And when I was going to the post late inthe afternoon--I looked up the lane fromthe corner, and I saw Mr. Samuel Whiskersand his wife on the run, with big bundles

on a little wheel-barrow, which looked verylike mine.

They were just turning in at the gate tothe barn of Farmer Potatoes.

Samuel Whiskers was puffing and out of breath. Anna Maria was still arguing inshrill tones.

She seemed to know her way, and sheseemed to have a quantity of luggage.

I am sure _I_ never gave her leave to borrowmy wheel-barrow!

They went into the barn, arid hauledtheir parcels with a bit of string to the topof the haymow.

After that, there were no more rats for a long time at Tabitha Twitchit's.

As for Farmer Potatoes, he has beendriven nearly distracted. There are rats,and rats, and rats in his barn! They eat

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up the chicken food, and steal the oats and bran, and make holes in the meal bags.

And they are all descended from Mr.and Mrs. Samuel Whiskers--children and

grand-children and great great grand-children.

There is no end to them!

Moppet and Mittens have grown up intovery good rat-catchers.

They go out rat-catching in the village,and they find plenty of employment. Theycharge so much a dozen, and earn their

living very comfortably.

They hang up the rats' tails in a row or the barn door, to show how many they havecaught--dozens and dozens of them.

But Tom Kitten has always been afraidof a rat; he never durst face anything thatis bigger than--

A Mouse.

THE END

THE TALE OF MR TOD

I HAVE made many books aboutwell-behaved people. Now, for a change, I am going to make astory about two disagreeable people,called Tommy Brock and Mr. Tod.

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Nobody could call Mr. Tod "nice."The rabbits could not bear him;they could smell him half a mile off.He was of a wandering habit andhe had foxey whiskers; they never

knew where he would be next.

One day he was living in a stick-house in the coppice, causing terror to the family of old Mr. BenjaminBouncer. Next day he moved intoa pollard willow near the lake,frightening the wild ducks and thewater rats.

In winter and early spring hemight generally be found in an earthamongst the rocks at the top of BullBanks, under Oatmeal Crag.

He had half a dozen houses, buthe was seldom at home.

The houses were not always emptywhen Mr. Tod moved OUT; becausesometimes Tommy Brock movedIN; (without asking leave).

Tommy Brock was a short bristlyfat waddling person with a grin; hegrinned all over his face. He wasnot nice in his habits. He ate waspnests and frogs and worms; and hewaddled about by moonlight, diggingthings up.

His clothes were very dirty; andas he slept in the day-time, he alwayswent to bed in his boots. And the

bed which he went to bed in, wasgenerally Mr. Tod's.

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Now Tommy Brock did occasionallyeat rabbit-pie; but it was onlyvery little young ones occasionally,when other food was really scarce.He was friendly with old Mr.

Bouncer; they agreed in disliking

the wicked otters and Mr. Tod; theyoften talked over that painful subject.

Old Mr. Bouncer was stricken inyears. He sat in the spring sunshineoutside the burrow, in a muffler;smoking a pipe of rabbit tobacco.

He lived with his son Benjamin

Bunny and his daughter-in-lawFlopsy, who had a young family.Old Mr. Bouncer was in charge of the family that afternoon, becauseBenjamin and Flopsy had gone out.

The little rabbit-babies were just oldenough to open their blue eyes andkick. They lay in a fluffy bed of rabbit wool and hay, in a shallow

burrow, separate from the mainrabbit hole. To tell the truth--oldMr. Bouncer had forgotten them.

He sat in the sun, and conversedcordially with Tommy Brock, whowas passing through the wood witha sack and a little spud which he usedfor digging, and some mole traps.He complained bitterly about the

scarcity of pheasants' eggs, andaccused Mr. Tod of poachingthem. And the otters had clearedoff all the frogs while he was asleepin winter--"I have not had a goodsquare meal for a fortnight, I amliving on pig-nuts. I shall have toturn vegetarian and eat my own

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tail!" said Tommy Brock.

It was not much of a joke, but ittickled old Mr. Bouncer; becauseTommy Brock was so fat and

stumpy and grinning.

So old Mr. Bouncer laughed; and pressed Tommy Brock to come inside,to taste a slice of seed-cake and"a glass of my daughter Flopsy'scowslip wine." Tommy Brock squeezed himself into the rabbithole with alacrity.

Then old Mr. Bouncer smokedanother pipe, and gave TommyBrock a cabbage leaf cigar which wasso very strong that it made TommyBrock grin more than ever; and thesmoke filled the burrow. Old Mr.Bouncer coughed and laughed; andTommy Brock puffed and grinned.

And Mr. Bouncer laughed andcoughed, and shut his eyes becauseof the cabbage smoke . . . . . . . . . .

When Flopsy and Benjamin came back--old Mr. Bouncer woke up.Tommy Brock and all the youngrabbit-babies had disappeared!

Mr. Bouncer would not confessthat he had admitted anybody intothe rabbit hole. But the smell of

badger was undeniable; and therewere round heavy footmarks in thesand. He was in disgrace; Flopsywrung her ears, and slapped him.

Benjamin Bunny set off at once

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after Tommy Brock.

There was not much difficulty intracking him; he had left his foot-mark and gone slowly up the winding

footpath through the wood.Here he had rooted up the mossand wood sorrel. There he had dugquite a deep hole for dog darnel;and had set a mole trap. A littlestream crossed the way. Benjaminskipped lightly over dry-foot; the

badger's heavy steps showed plainlyin the mud.

The path led to a part of the thicket

where the trees had been cleared;there were leafy oak stumps, anda sea of blue hyacinths--but thesmell that made Benjamin stop, wasnot the smell of flowers!

Mr. Tod's stick house was beforehim and, for once, Mr. Tod was athome. There was not only a foxeyflavour in proof of it--there wassmoke coming out of the broken

pail that served as a chimney.

Benjamin Bunny sat up, staring;his whiskers twitched. Inside thestick house somebody dropped a

plate, and said something. Benjaminstamped his foot, and bolted.

He never stopped till he came tothe other side of the wood. ApparentlyTommy Brock had turnedthe same way. Upon the top of thewall, there were again the marks of

badger; and some ravellings of asack had caught on a briar.

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Benjamin climbed over the wall,into a meadow. He found another mole trap newly set; he was stillupon the track of Tommy Brock.It was getting late in the afternoon.

Other rabbits were coming out toenjoy the evening air. One of themin a blue coat by himself, was busilyhunting for dandelions.--"CousinPeter! Peter Rabbit, Peter Rabbit!"shouted Benjamin Bunny.

The blue coated rabbit sat upwith pricked ears--

"Whatever is the matter, CousinBenjamin? Is it a cat? or JohnStoat Ferret?"

"No, no, no! He's bagged myfamily--Tommy Brock--in a sack --have you seen him?"

"Tommy Brock? how many,Cousin Benjamin?"

"Seven, Cousin Peter, and all of them twins! Did he come thisway? Please tell me quick!"

"Yes, yes; not ten minutes since. . . . he said they were caterpillars;I did think they were kicking rather hard, for caterpillars."

"Which way? which way has hegone, Cousin Peter?"

"He had a sack with something'live in it; I watched him set amole trap. Let me use my mind,Cousin Benjamin; tell me from the

beginning." Benjamin did so.

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"My Uncle Bouncer has displayeda lamentable want of discretion for his years;" said Peter reflectively,

"but there are two hopefulcircumstances. Your family is alive andkicking; and Tommy Brock hashad refreshment. He will probablygo to sleep, and keep themfor breakfast." "Which way?""Cousin Benjamin, composeyourself. I know very well which way.Because Mr. Tod was at home inthe stick-house he has gone toMr. Tod's other house, at the top

of Bull Banks. I partly know, because he offered to leave anymessage at Sister Cottontail's; hesaid he would be passing." (Cottontailhad married a black rabbit, andgone to live on the hill).

Peter hid his dandelions, andaccompanied the afflicted parent, whowas all of a twitter. They crossedseveral fields and began to climb thehill; the tracks of Tommy Brock were plainly to be seen. He seemedto have put down the sack everydozen yards, to rest.

"He must be very puffed; weare close behind him, by the scentWhat a nasty person!" said Peter.

The sunshine was still warm andslanting on the hill pastures. Half way up, Cottontail was sitting inher doorway, with four or five half-grown little rabbits playing abouther; one black and the others brown.

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Cottontail had seen Tommy Brock passing in the distance. Askedwhether her husband was at homeshe replied that Tommy Brock hadrested twice while she watched him.

He had nodded, and pointed to thesack, and seemed doubled up withlaughing.--"Come away, Peter;he will be cooking them; comequicker!" said Benjamin Bunny.

They climbed up and up;--"Hewas at home; I saw his black ears

peeping out of the hole." "They

live too near the rocks to quarrelwith their neighbours. Come onCousin Benjamin!"

When they came near the woodat the top of Bull Banks, they wentcautiously. The trees grew amongstheaped up rocks; and there, beneatha crag--Mr. Tod had made one of his homes. It was at the top of asteep bank; the rocks and bushesoverhung it. The rabbits crept upcarefully, listening and peeping.

This house was something between a cave, a prison, and a tumble-down pig-stye. There was a strongdoor, which was shut and locked.

The setting sun made the window panes glow like red flame; but thekitchen fire was not alight. It wasneatly laid with dry sticks, as therabbits could see, when they peepedthrough the window.

Benjamin sighed with relief.

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But there were preparations uponthe kitchen table which made himshudder. There was an immenseempty pie-dish of blue willow pattern,

and a large carving knife andfork, and a chopper.

At the other end of the table wasa partly unfolded tablecloth, a plate,a tumbler, a knife and fork, salt-cellar, mustard and a chair--in short,

preparations for one person's supper.

No person was to be seen, and

no young rabbits. The kitchen wasempty and silent; the clock had rundown. Peter and Benjamin flattenedtheir noses against the window, andstared into the dusk.

Then they scrambled round therocks to the other side of the house.It was damp and smelly, and over-grown with thorns and briars.

The rabbits shivered in their shoes.

"Oh my poor rabbit babies! Whata dreadful place; I shall never seethem again!" sighed Benjamin.

They crept up to the bedroomwindow. It was closed and boltedlike the kitchen. But there weresigns that this window had beenrecently open; the cobwebs weredisturbed, and there were fresh dirtyfootmarks upon the window-sill.

The room inside was so dark,that at first they could make outnothing; but they could hear a noise

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--a slow deep regular snoring grunt.And as their eyes became accustomedto the darkness, they perceivedthat somebody was asleepon Mr. Tod's bed, curled up under

the blanket.--"He has gone to bedin his boots," whispered Peter.

Benjamin, who was all of a twitter, pulled Peter off the window-sill.

Tommy Brock's snores continued,grunty and regular from Mr. Tod's

bed. Nothing could be seen of theyoung family.

The sun had set; an owl beganto hoot in the wood. There weremany unpleasant things lying about,that had much better have been

buried; rabbit bones and skulls, andchickens' legs and other horrors. Itwas a shocking place, and very dark.

They went back to the front of the house, and tried in every wayto move the bolt of the kitchenwindow. They tried to push up arusty nail between the windowsashes; but it was of no use,especially without a light.

They sat side by side outside thewindow, whispering and listening.

In half an hour the moon roseover the wood. It shone full andclear and cold, upon the houseamongst the rocks, and in at thekitchen window. But alas, no littlerabbit babies were to be seen!

The moonbeams twinkled on the

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carving knife and the pie dish, andmade a path of brightness acrossthe dirty floor.

The light showed a little door in

a wall beside the kitchen fireplace--a little iron door belonging to a

brick oven, of that old-fashionedsort that used to be heated withfaggots of wood.

And presently at the same momentPeter and Benjamin noticed thatwhenever they shook the window--the little door opposite shook in

answer. The young family werealive; shut up in the oven!

Benjamin was so excited that itwas a mercy he did not awakeTommy Brock, whose snorescontinued solemnly in Mr. Tod's bed.

But there really was not very muchcomfort in the discovery. They couldnot open the window; and althoughthe young family was alive--the littlerabbits were quite incapable of lettingthemselves out; they were notold enough to crawl.

After much whispering, Peter andBenjamin decided to dig a tunnel.They began to burrow a yard or twolower down the bank. They hopedthat they might be able to work

between the large stones under thehouse; the kitchen floor was so dirtythat it was impossible to say whether it was made of earth or flags.

They dug and dug for hours.

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They could not tunnel straight onaccount of stones; but by the endof the night they were under thekitchen floor. Benjamin was on his

back, scratching upwards. Peter's

claws were worn down; he wasoutside the tunnel, shuffling sandaway. He called out that it wasmorning--sunrise; and that the

jays were making a noise down below in the woods.

Benjamin Bunny came out of thedark tunnel, shaking the sand fromhis ears; he cleaned his face withhis paws. Every minute the sun

shone warmer on the top of the hill.In the valley there was a sea of white mist, with golden tops of trees showing through.

Again from the fields down belowin the mist there came the angrycry of a jay-followed by the sharpyelping bark of a fox!

Then those two rabbits lost their heads completely. They did themost foolish thing that they couldhave done. They rushed into their short new tunnel, and hid themselvesat the top end of it, under Mr. Tod's kitchen floor.

Mr. Tod was coming up BullBanks, and he was in the very worstof tempers. First he had been upset

by breaking the plate. It washis own fault; but it was a china

plate, the last of the dinner servicethat had belonged to his grandmother,old Vixen Tod. Then themidges had been very bad. And he

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had failed to catch a hen pheasant onher nest; and it had contained onlyfive eggs, two of them addled. Mr.Tod had had an unsatisfactory night.

As usual, when out of humour,he determined to move house. Firsthe tried the pollard willow, but itwas damp; and the otters had lefta dead fish near it. Mr. Tod likesnobody's leavings but his own.

He made his way up the hill; histemper was not improved by noticingunmistakable marks of badger.

No one else grubs up the moss sowantonly as Tommy Brock.

Mr. Tod slapped his stick uponthe earth and fumed; he guessedwhere Tommy Brock had gone to.He was further annoyed by the jay

bird which followed him persistently.It flew from tree to tree and scolded,warning every rabbit within hearingthat either a cat or a fox was comingup the plantation. Once when itflew screaming over his head--Mr. Tod snapped at it, and barked.

He approached his house verycarefully, with a large rusty key.He sniffed and his whiskers bristled.The house was locked up, but Mr.Tod had his doubts whether it wasempty. He turned the rusty key inthe lock; the rabbits below couldhear it. Mr. Tod opened the door cautiously and went in.

The sight that met Mr. Tod's eyesin Mr. Tod's kitchen made Mr. Tod

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furious. There was Mr. Tod's chair,and Mr. Tod's pie dish, and his knifeand fork and mustard and salt cellar and his table-cloth that he had leftfolded up in the dresser--all set out

for supper (or breakfast)--withoutdoubt for that odious Tommy Brock

There was a smell of fresh earthand dirty badger, which fortunately

overpowered all smell of rabbit.

But what absorbed Mr. Tod'sattention was a noise--a deep slowregular snoring grunting noise,

coming from his own bed.

He peeped through the hinges of the half-open bedroom door. Thenhe turned and came out of thehouse in a hurry. His whiskers

bristled and his coat-collar stood onend with rage.

For the next twenty minutesMr. Tod kept creeping cautiouslyinto the house, and retreatinghurriedly out again. By degrees heventured further in--right into the

bedroom. When he was outside thehouse, he scratched up the earth withfury. But when he was inside--hedid not like the look of TommyBrock's teeth.

He was lying on his back withhis mouth open, grinning from ear to ear. He snored peacefully andregularly; but one eye was not

perfectly shut.

Mr. Tod came in and out of the bedroom. Twice he brought in his

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walking-stick, and once he broughtin the coal-scuttle. But he thought

better of it, and took them away.

When he came back after removingthe coal-scuttle, Tommy Brock was lying a little more sideways;

but he seemed even sounder asleep.He was an incurably indolent person;he was not in the least afraidof Mr. Tod; he was simply too lazyand comfortable to move.

Mr. Tod came back yet again intothe bedroom with a clothes line. He

stood a minute watching TommyBrock and listening attentively tothe snores. They were very loudindeed, but seemed quite natural.

Mr. Tod turned his back towardsthe bed, and undid the window.It creaked; he turned round witha jump. Tommy Brock, who hadopened one eye--shut it hastily.The snores continued.

Mr. Tod's proceedings were peculiar,and rather uneasy, (because the

bed was between the window andthe door of the bedroom). He openedthe window a little way, and pushedout the greater part of the clothesline on to the window sill. The restof the line, with a hook at the end,remained in his hand.

Tommy Brock snored conscientiously.Mr. Tod stood and lookedat him for a minute; then he leftthe room again.

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Tommy Brock opened both eyes,and looked at the rope and grinned.There was a noise outside thewindow. Tommy Brock shut hiseyes in a hurry.

Mr. Tod had gone out at the frontdoor, and round to the back of thehouse. On the way, he stumbledover the rabbit burrow. If he hadhad any idea who was inside it, hewould have pulled them out quickly.

His foot went through the tunnelnearly upon the top of Peter Rabbit

and Benjamin, but fortunately hethought that it was some more of Tommy Brock's work.

He took up the coil of line fromthe sill, listened for a moment, andthen tied the rope to a tree.

Tommy Brock watched him withone eye, through the window. Hewas puzzled.

Mr. Tod fetched a large heavy pailful of water from the spring,and staggered with it through thekitchen into his bedroom.

Tommy Brock snored industriously,with rather a snort.

Mr. Tod put down the pail besidethe bed, took up the end of ropewith the hook--hesitated, andlooked at Tommy Brock. Thesnores were almost apoplectic; butthe grin was not quite so big.

Mr. Tod gingerly mounted a chair

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by the head of the bedstead. Hislegs were dangerously near toTommy Brock's teeth.

He reached up and put the end

of rope, with the hook, over thehead of the tester bed, where thecurtains ought to hang.

(Mr. Tod's curtains were foldedup, and put away, owing to thehouse being unoccupied. So wasthe counterpane. Tommy Brock was covered with a blanket only.)Mr. Tod standing on the unsteady

chair looked down upon himattentively; he really was a first prizesound sleeper!

It seemed as though nothingwould waken him--not even theflapping rope across the bed.

Mr. Tod descended safely fromthe chair, and endeavoured to getup again with the pail of water.He intended to hang it from thehook, dangling over the head of Tommy Brock, in order to makea sort of shower-bath, worked by astring, through the window.

But naturally being a thin-legged person (though vindictive and sandywhiskered)--he was quite unable tolift the heavy weight to the level of the hook and rope. He very nearlyoverbalanced himself.

The snores became more andmore apoplectic. One of TommyBrock's hind legs twitched under the blanket, but still he slept on

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peacefully.

Mr. Tod and the pail descendedfrom the chair without accident.

After considerable thought, heemptied the water into a wash-basinand jug. The empty pail was nottoo heavy for him; he slung it upwobbling over the head of TommyBrock.

Surely there never was such asleeper! Mr. Tod got up and down,down and up on the chair.

As he could not lift the whole pailful of water at once, he fetcheda milk jug, and ladled quarts of water into the pail by degrees. The

pail got fuller and fuller, and swunglike a pendulum. Occasionally adrop splashed over; but still TommyBrock snored regularly and never moved,--except one eye.

At last Mr. Tod's preparationswere complete. The pail was fullof water; the rope was tightlystrained over the top of the bed,and across the window sill to thetree outside.

"It will make a great mess inmy bedroom; but I could never sleep in that bed again without aspring cleaning of some sort," saidMr. Tod.

Mr. Tod took a last look at the badger and softly left the room. Hewent out of the house, shutting thefront door. The rabbits heard his

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footsteps over the tunnel.

He ran round behind the house,intending to undo the rope in order to let fall the pailful of water upon

Tommy Brock--

"I will wake him up with anunpleasant surprise," said Mr. Tod.

The moment he had gone, TommyBrock got up in a hurry; he rolledMr. Tod's dressing-gown into a

bundle, put it into the bed beneaththe pail of water instead of himself,

and left the room also--grinningimmensely.

He went into the kitchen, lightedthe fire and boiled the kettle; for the moment he did not trouble himself to cook the baby rabbits.

When Mr. Tod got to the tree,he found that the weight and strainhad dragged the knot so tight thatit was past untying. He wasobliged to gnaw it with his teeth.He chewed and gnawed for morethan twenty minutes. At last therope gave way with such a sudden

jerk that it nearly pulled his teethout, and quite knocked him over

backwards.

Inside the house there was a greatcrash and splash, and the noise of a pail rolling over and over.

But no screams. Mr. Tod wasmystified; he sat quite still, andlistened attentively. Then he

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peeped in at the window. Thewater was dripping from the bed,the pail had rolled into a corner.

In the middle of the bed under

the blanket, was a wet flattenedSOMETHING--much dinged in, in themiddle where the pail had caught it(as it were across the tummy). Itshead was covered by the wet blanketand it was NOT SNORING ANY LONGER.

There was nothing stirring, andno sound except the drip, drop,drop drip of water trickling fromthe mattress.

Mr. Tod watched it for half anhour; his eyes glistened.

Then he cut a caper, and becameso bold that he even tapped atthe window; but the bundle never moved.

Yes--there was no doubt aboutit--it had turned out even better than he had planned; the pail hadhit poor old Tommy Brock, andkilled him dead!

"I will bury that nasty person inthe hole which he has dug. I will

bring my bedding out, and dry it inthe sun," said Mr. Tod.

"I will wash the tablecloth andspread it on the grass in the sun to

bleach. And the blanket must behung up in the wind; and the bedmust be thoroughly disinfected, andaired with a warming-pan; andwarmed with a hot-water bottle."

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"I will get soft soap, and monkeysoap, and all sorts of soap; andsoda and scrubbing brushes; and

persian powder; and carbolic toremove the smell. I must have adisinfecting. Perhaps I may haveto burn sulphur."

He hurried round the house toget a shovel from the kitchen--"First I will arrange the hole--then I will drag out that person inthe blanket . . ."

He opened the door. . . .

Tommy Brock was sitting at Mr.Tod's kitchen table, pouring outtea from Mr. Tod's tea-pot intoMr. Tod's tea-cup. He was quitedry himself and grinning; and hethrew the cup of scalding tea allover Mr. Tod.

Then Mr. Tod rushed uponTommy Brock, and Tommy Brock grappled with Mr. Tod amongstthe broken crockery, and there wasa terrific battle all over the kitchen.To the rabbits underneath it soundedas if the floor would give way ateach crash of falling furniture.

They crept out of their tunnel,and hung about amongst the rocksand bushes, listening anxiously.

Inside the house the racket wasfearful. The rabbit babies in theoven woke up trembling; perhapsit was fortunate they were shut up

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inside..

Everything was upset except thekitchen table.

And everything was broken,except the mantelpiece and thekitchen fender. The crockery wassmashed to atoms.

The chairs were broken, and thewindow, and the clock fell with acrash, and there were handfuls of Mr. Tod's sandy whiskers.

The vases fell off the mantelpiece,the canisters fell off theshelf; the kettle fell off the hob.Tommy Brock put his foot in a jar of raspberry Jam.

And the boiling water out of thekettle fell upon the tail of Mr. Tod.

When the kettle fell, TommyBrock, who was still grinning,happened to be uppermost; and herolled Mr. Tod over and over likea log, out at the door.

Then the snarling and worryingwent on outside; and they rolledover the bank, and down hill,

bumping over the rocks. Therewill never be any love lost betweenTommy Brock and Mr. Tod.

As soon as the coast was clear Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunnycame out of the bushes--

"Now for it! Run in, Cousin

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Benjamin! Run in and get themwhile I watch at the door."

But Benjamin was frightened--

"Oh; oh! they are coming back!"

" No they are not."

" Yes they are!"

"What dreadful bad language!I think they have fallen down thestone quarry."

Still Benjamin hesitated, and

Peter kept pushing him--

"Be quick, it's all right. Shutthe oven door, Cousin Benjamin,so that he won't miss them."

Decidedly there were livelydoings in Mr. Tod's kitchen!

At home in the rabbit hole, thingshad not been quite comfortable.

After quarrelling at supper,Flopsy and old Mr. Bouncer had

passed a sleepless night, andquarrelled again at breakfast. Old Mr.Bouncer could no longer deny thathe had invited company into therabbit hole; but he refused to replyto the questions and reproaches of Flopsy. The day passed heavily.

Old Mr. Bouncer, very sulky,was huddled up in a corner, barricadedwith a chair. Flopsy hadtaken away his pipe and hiddenthe tobacco. She had been having

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a complete turn out and spring-cleaning, to relieve her feelings.She had just finished. Old Mr.Bouncer, behind his chair, waswondering anxiously what she

would do next.

In Mr. Tod's kitchen, amongst thewreckage, Benjamin Bunny pickedhis way to the oven nervously,through a thick cloud of dust. Heopened the oven door, felt inside,and found something warm andwriggling. He lifted it out carefully,and rejoined Peter Rabbit.

"I've got them! Can we get away?Shall we hide, Cousin Peter?"

Peter pricked his ears; distantsounds of fighting still echoed inthe wood.

Five minutes afterwards two breathless rabbits came scutteringaway down Bull Banks, half carryinghalf dragging a sack betweenthem, bumpetty bump over thegrass. They reached home safelyand burst into the rabbit hole.

Great was old Mr. Bouncer'srelief and Flopsy's joy when Peter and Benjamin arrived in triumphwith the young family. The rabbit-

babies were rather tumbled andvery hungry; they were fed and

put to bed. They soon recovered.

A long new pipe and a fresh supplyof rabbit tobacco was presented toMr. Bouncer. He was rather uponhis dignity; but he accepted.

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Old Mr. Bouncer was forgiven,and they all had dinner. Then Peter and Benjamin told their story--but

they had not waited long enoughto be able to tell the end of the battle between Tommy Brock andMr. Tod.

THE END

THE TALE OFMRS. TIGGY-WINKLE

for THE REAL LITTLE LUCIEOF NEWLANDS

ONCE upon a time therewas a little girl calledLucie, who lived at a farmcalled Little-town. She wasa good little girl--only shewas always losing her pocket-handkerchiefs!

One day little Lucie cameinto the farm-yard crying--oh, she did cry so! "I've lostmy pocket-handkin! Threehandkins and a pinny! HaveYOU seen them, Tabby Kitten?"

THE Kitten went on washingher white paws; soLucie asked a speckled hen--

"Sally Henny-penny, has

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YOU found three pocket-handkins?"

But the speckled hen raninto a barn, clucking--

"I go barefoot, barefoot, barefoot!"

AND then Lucie asked Cock Robin sitting on a twig.

Cock Robin looked sidewaysat Lucie with his bright black eye, and he flew over a stileand away.

Lucie climbed upon the stileand looked up at the hill behindLittle-town-a hill that goesup--up--into the clouds asthough it had no top!

And a great way up the hillsideshe thought she saw somewhite things spread upon thegrass.

LUCIE scrambled up thehill as fast as her stoutlegs would carry her; she ranalong a steep path-way--upand up--until Little--town wasright away down below--shecould have dropped a pebbledown the chimney!

PRESENTLY she came toa spring, bubbling outfrom the hill-side.

Some one had stood a tincan upon a stone to catch thewater--but the water wasalready running over, for thecan was no bigger than an

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egg-cup! And where the sandupon the path was wet--therewere foot-marks of a VERYsmall person.

Lucie ran on, and on.

THE path ended under a big rock. The grass wasshort and green, and therewere clothes-props cut from

bracken stems, with lines of plaited rushes, and a heap of tiny clothes pins--but no

pocket-handkerchiefs!

But there was somethingelse--a door! straight into thehill; and inside it some onewas singing--

"Lily-white and clean, oh! With little frills between, oh! Smooth and hot-red rusty spot Never here be seen, oh!"

LUCIE, knocked--once--twice, and interruptedthe song. A little frightenedvoice called out "Who's that?"

Lucie opened the door: andwhat do you think there wasinside the hill?--a nice cleankitchen with a flagged floor and wooden beams--just likeany other farm kitchen. Onlythe ceiling was so low thatLucie's head nearly touched it;and the pots and pans weresmall, and so was everythingthere.

THERE was a nice hot

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singey smell; and at thetable, with an iron in her handstood a very stout short personstaring anxiously at Lucie.

Her print gown was tuckedup, and she was wearing alarge apron over her striped

petticoat. Her little black nose went sniffle, sniffle, snuffle,and her eyes went twinkle,twinkle; and underneath her cap--where Lucie had yellowcurls--that little person hadPRICKLES!

"WHO are you?" saidLucie. "Have youseen my pocket-handkins?"

The little person made a bob-curtsey--"Oh, yes, if you please'm; my name is Mrs.Tiggy-winkle; oh, yes if you

please'm, I'm an excellent clear-starcher!" And she took something out of a clothes-

basket, and spread it on theironing-blanket.

"WHAT'S that thing?"said Lucie--"that'snot my pocket-handkin?"

"Oh no, if you please'm;that's a little scarlet waist-coat

belonging to Cock Robin!"

And she ironed it and foldedit, and put it on one side.

THEN she took somethingelse off a clothes-horse--"That isn't my pinny?" said

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Lucie.

"Oh no, if you please'm;that's a damask table-cloth

belonging to Jenny Wren;

look how it's stained withcurrant wine! It's very badto wash!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.

MRS. TIGGY-WINKLE'Snose went sniffle, sniffle,snuffle, and her eyes wenttwinkle, twinkle; and shefetched another hot iron fromthe fire.

THERE'S one of my pocket-handkins!" criedLucie--"and there's my pinny!"

Mrs. Tiggy-winkle ironed it,and goffered it, and shook outthe frills.

"Oh that IS lovely!" saidLucie.

"AND what are those longyellow things with fingerslike gloves?"

"Oh, that's a pair of stockings belonging to Sally Henny- penny--look how she's wornthe heels out with scratchingin the yard! She'll very soongo barefoot!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.

"WHY, there's another handkersniff--but itisn't mine; it's red?"

"Oh no, if you please'm;

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that one belongs to old Mrs.Rabbit; and it DID so smellof onions! I've had to washit separately, I can't get outthe smell."

"There's another one of mine," said Lucie.

"WHAT are those funnylittle white things?"

"That's a pair of mittens belonging to Tabby Kitten; Ionly have to iron them; shewashes them herself."

"There's my last pocket-handkin!" said Lucie.

"AND what are you dippinginto the basin of starch?"

"They're little dicky shirt-fronts belonging to Tom Titmouse--most terrible particular!"said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle."Now I've finished my ironing;I'm going to air some clothes."

"WHAT are these dear softfluffy things?" saidLucie.

"Oh those are wooly coats belonging to the little lambsat Skelghyl."

"Will their jackets take off?"asked Lucy.

"Oh yes, if you please'm;look at the sheep-mark on theshoulder. And here's onemarked for Gatesgarth, and

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three that come from Littletown.They're ALWAYS markedat washing!" said Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.

AND she hung up all sortsand sizes of clothes--small brown coats of mice;and one velvety black mole-skin waist-coat; and a red tail-coat with no tail belonging toSquirrel Nutkin; and a verymuch shrunk blue jacket

belonging to Peter Rabbit; anda petticoat, not marked, thathad gone lost in the washing

--and at last the basket wasempty!

THEN Mrs. Tiggy-winklemade tea--a cup for herself and a cup for Lucie. Theysat before the fire on a benchand looked sideways at oneanother. Mrs. Tiggy-winkle'shand, holding the tea-cup, wasvery very brown, and very verywrinkly with the soap-suds;and all through her gown andher cap, there were HAIR-PINSsticking wrong end out; sothat Lucie didn't like to sittoo near her.

WHEN they had finishedtea, they tied up theclothes in bundles; and Lucie's

pocket-handkerchiefs werefolded up inside her clean

pinny, and fastened with asilver safety-pin.

And then they made up thefire with turf, and came outand locked the door, and hid

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the key under the door-sill.

THEN away down the hilltrotted Lucie and Mrs.Tiggy-winkle with the bundles

of clothes!

All the way down the pathlittle animals came out of thefern to meet them; the veryfirst that they met were Peter Rabbit and Benjamin Bunny!

AND she gave them their nice clean clothes; andall the little animals and birds

were so very much obliged todear Mrs. Tiggy-winkle.

SO that at the bottom of thehill when they came tothe stile, there was nothingleft to carry except Lucie'sone little bundle.

LUCIE scrambled up thestile with the bundle inher hand; and then she turnedto say "Good-night," and tothank the washer-woman--But what a VERY odd thing!Mrs. Tiggy-winkle had notwaited either for thanks or for the washing bill!

She was running runningrunning up the hill--andwhere was her white frilledcap? and her shawl? and her gown--and her petticoat?

AND how small she hadgrown--and how brown--and covered with PRICKLES!

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Why! Mrs. Tiggy-winklewas nothing but a HEDGEHOG.

* * * *

(Now some people say that littleLucie had been asleep upon the stile-- but then how could she have foundthree clean pocket-handkins and a pinny,

pinned with a silver safety-pin?

And besides--_I_ have seen that door into the back of the hill called CatBells--and besides _I_ am very wellacquainted with dear Mrs. Tiggy-winkle!)

THE TALE OFGINGER & PICKLES

ONCE upon a time there was avillage shop. The name over the window was "Ginger andPickles."

It was a little small shop just the

right size for Dolls--Lucinda andJane Doll-cook always bought their groceries at Ginger and Pickles.

The counter inside was aconvenient height for rabbits. Ginger and Pickles sold red spotty pocket-handkerchiefs at a penny threefarthings.

They also sold sugar, and snuff and galoshes.

In fact, although it was such asmall shop it sold nearly everything--except a few things that you

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want in a hurry--like bootlaces,hair-pins and mutton chops.

Ginger and Pickles were the

people who kept the shop. Ginger was a yellow tom-cat, and Pickleswas a terrier.

The rabbits were always a little bit afraid of Pickles.

The shop was also patronized bymice--only the mice were rather afraid of Ginger.

Ginger usually requested Picklesto serve them, because he said itmade his mouth water.

"I cannot bear," said he, "to seethem going out at the door carryingtheir little parcels."

"I have the same feeling aboutrats," replied Pickles, "but itwould never do to eat our owncustomers; they would leave us andgo to Tabitha Twitchit's."

"On the contrary, they would gonowhere," replied Ginger gloomily.

(Tabitha Twitchit kept the onlyother shop in the village. She didnot give credit.)

Ginger and Pickles gave unlimitedcredit.

Now the meaning of "credit" is

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this--when a customer buys a bar of soap, instead of the customer

pulling out a purse and paying for it--she says she will pay another time.

And Pickles makes a low bow andsays, "With pleasure, madam,"and it is written down in a book.

The customers come again andagain, and buy quantities, in spiteof being afraid of Ginger andPickles.

But there is no money in whatis called the "till."

The customers came in crowdsevery day and bought quantities,especially the toffee customers.But there was always no money;they never paid for as much as a

pennyworth of peppermints.

But the sales were enormous, tentimes as large as Tabitha Twitchit's.

As there was always no money,Ginger and Pickles were obliged toeat their own goods.

Pickles ate biscuits and Ginger ate a dried haddock.

They ate them by candle-lightafter the shop was closed.

When it came to Jan. 1st there

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was still no money, and Pickleswas unable to buy a dog licence.

"It is very unpleasant, I amafraid of the police," said Pickles.

"It is your own fault for beinga terrier; _I_ do not require a licence,and neither does Kep, the Colliedog."

"It is very uncomfortable, I amafraid I shall be summoned. Ihave tried in vain to get a licenceupon credit at the Post Office;"

said Pickles. "The place is full of policeman. I met one as I wascoming home."

"Let us send in the bill again toSamuel Whiskers, Ginger, he owes22/9 for bacon."

"I do not believe that he intendsto pay at all," replied Ginger.

"And I feel sure that AnnaMaria pockets things--- Whereare all the cream crackers?""You have eaten them yourself,"replied Ginger.

Ginger and Pickles retired intothe back parlour.

They did accounts. They addedup sums and sums, and sums.

"Samuel Whiskers has run upa bill as long as his tail; he hashad an ounce and three-quarters of

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snuff since October."

"What is seven pounds of butter at 1/3, and a stick of sealing wax

and four matches?"

"Send in all the bills again toeverybody 'with compts' " repliedGinger.

After a time they heard a noisein the shop, as if something had

been pushed in at the door. Theycame out of the back parlour. There

was an envelope lying on the counter,and a policeman writing in anote-book!

Pickles nearly had a fit, he barkedand he barked and made littlerushes.

"Bite him, Pickles! bite him!"spluttered Ginger behind a sugar-

barrel, "he's only a German doll!"

The policeman went on writingin his notebook; twice he put his

pencil in his mouth, and once hedipped it in the treacle.

Pickles barked till he was hoarse.But still the policeman took nonotice. He had bead eyes, and hishelmet was sewed on with stitches.

At length on his last little rush--Pickles found that the shop wasempty. The policeman had disappeared.

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But the envelope remained.

"Do you think that he has goneto fetch a real live policeman? I

am afraid it is a summons," saidPickles.

"No," replied Ginger, who hadopened the envelope, "it is therates and taxes, L 3 19 11 3/4 ."

"This is the last straw," saidPickles, "let us close the shop."

They put up the shutters, andleft. But they have not removedfrom the neighbourhood. In factsome people wish they had gonefurther.

Ginger is living in the warren. Ido not know what occupation he

pursues; he looks stout andcomfortable.

Pickles is at present a gamekeeper.

The closing of the shop causedgreat inconvenience. TabithaTwitchit immediately raised the

price of everything a half-penny;and she continued to refuse to givecredit.

Of course there are the trades-men's carts--the butcher, the fishmanand Timothy Baker.

But a person cannot live on "seedwigs" and sponge-cake and butter-

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buns--not even when the sponge-cake is as good as Timothy's!

After a time Mr. John Dormouse

and his daughter began to sell peppermints and candles.

But they did not keep "self-fittingsixes"; and it takes five mice tocarry one seven inch candle.

Besides--the candles which theysell behave very strangely in warm

weather.

And Miss Dormouse refused totake back the ends when they were

brought back to her with complaints.

And when Mr John Dormousewas complained to, he stayed in

bed, and would say nothing but"very snug;" which is not the wayto carry on a retail business

So everybody was pleased whenSally Henny Penny sent out a

printed poster to say that she wasgoing to re-open the shop--"Henny's Opening Sale! Grandco-operative Jumble! Penny's

penny prices! Come buy, cometry, come buy!"

The poster really was most 'ticing.

There was a rush upon the openingday. The shop was crammedwith customers, and there were

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crowds of mice upon the biscuitcanisters.

Sally Henny Penny gets rather flustered when she tries to count

out change, and she insists on being paid cash; but she is quite harmless.

And she has laid in a remarkableassortment of bargains.

There is something to pleaseeverybody.

THE END

THE STORY OFMISS MOPPET

THIS is a Pussy calledMiss Moppet, she thinksshe has heard a mouse!

THIS is the Mouse peepingout behind the cupboard,and making fun of Miss Moppet. He is notafraid of a kitten.

THIS is Miss Moppet jumping just too late;she misses the Mouse andhits her own head.

SHE thinks it is a veryhard cupboard!

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THE Mouse watches MissMoppet from the top of the cupboard.

MISS MOPPET ties up

her head in a duster,and sits before the fire.

THE Mouse thinks she islooking very ill. Hecomes sliding down the bell-

pull.

MISS MOPPET looksworse and worse. TheMouse comes a little nearer.

MISS MOPPET holdsher poor head in her

paws, and looks at himthrough a hole in the duster.The Mouse comes VERY close.

AND then all of a sudden--Miss Moppet jumpsupon the Mouse!

AND because the Mousehas teased Miss Moppet--Miss Moppet thinks shewill tease the Mouse; whichis not at all nice of MissMoppet.

SHE ties him up in theduster, and tosses itabout like a ball.

BUT she forgot about thathole in the duster; andwhen she untied it--therewas no Mouse!

HE has wriggled out andrun away; and he is

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dancing a jig on the top of the cupboard!

THE END

THE TALE OFMR. JEREMY FISHER

FOR STEPHANIEFROMCOUSIN B.

ONCE upon a time therewas a frog called Mr.Jeremy Fisher; he lived in alittle damp house amongst the

buttercups at the edge of a pond.

THE water was all slippy-sloppy in the larder andin the back passage.

But Mr. Jeremy likedgetting his feet wet; nobody ever scolded him, and he never caught a cold!

HE was quite pleased whenhe looked out and sawlarge drops of rain, splashingin the pond--

"I WILL get some wormsand go fishing and catcha dish of minnows for mydinner," said Mr. JeremyFisher. "If I catch more thanfive fish, I will invite my

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friends Mr. Alderman PtolemyTortoise and Sir Isaac Newton.The Alderman, however, eatssalad."

MR. JEREMY put on amacintosh, and a pair of shiny goloshes; he took hisrod and basket, and set off with enormous hops to the

place where he kept his boat.

THE boat was round andgreen, and very like theother lily-leaves. It wastied to a water-plant in

the middle of the pond.

MR. JEREMY took a reed pole, and pushed the boat out into open water. "Iknow a good place for minnows,"said Mr. JeremyFisher.

MR. JEREMY stuck his pole into the mud andfastened his boat to it.

Then he settled himself cross-legged and arranged hisfishing tackle. He had thedearest little red float. Hisrod was a tough stalk of grass, his line was a fine longwhite horse-hair, and he tieda little wriggling worm at theend.

THE rain trickled down his back, and for nearly anhour he stared at the float.

"This is getting tiresome,I think I should like some

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lunch," said Mr. JeremyFisher.

HE punted back againamongst the water-

plants, and took some lunchout of his basket.

"I will eat a butterflysandwich, and wait till theshower is over," said Mr.Jeremy Fisher.

A GREAT big water-beetlecame up underneath thelily leaf and tweaked the toe

of one of his goloshes.

Mr. Jeremy crossed his legsup shorter, out of reach, andwent on eating his sandwich.

ONCE or twice somethingmoved about with arustle and a splash amongstthe rushes at the side of the

pond.

"I trust that is not a rat,"said Mr. Jeremy Fisher; "Ithink I had better get awayfrom here."

MR. JEREMY shoved the boat out again a littleway, and dropped in the bait.There was a bite almostdirectly; the float gave atremendous bobbit!

"A minnow! a minnow! Ihave him by the nose!" criedMr. Jeremy Fisher, jerkingup his rod.

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BUT what a horriblesurprise! Instead of asmooth fat minnow, Mr.Jeremy landed little Jack Sharp the stickleback, covered

with spines!

THE stickleback flounderedabout the boat, prickingand snapping until he wasquite out of breath. Then he

jumped back into the water.

AND a shoal of other littlefishes put their headsout, and laughed at Mr.

Jeremy Fisher.

AND while Mr. Jeremy satdisconsolately on theedge of his boat--sucking hissore fingers and peering downinto the water--a MUCH worsething happened; a reallyFRIGHTFUL thing it would have

been, if Mr. Jeremy had not been wearing a macintosh!

A GREAT big enormoustrout came up--ker-

pflop-p-p-p! with a splash--and it seized Mr. Jeremy witha snap, "Ow! Ow! Ow!"--and then it turned and diveddown to the bottom of the

pond!

BUT the trout was so displeasedwith the taste of the macintosh, that in lessthan half a minute it spat himout again; and the only thingit swallowed was Mr. Jeremy'sgoloshes.

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MR. JEREMY bounced upto the surface of thewater, like a cork and the

bubbles out of a soda water bottle; and he swam with

all his might to the edge of the pond.

HE scrambled out on thefirst bank he came to,and he hopped home acrossthe meadow with hismacintosh all in tatters.

"WHAT a mercy that wasnot a pike!" said

Mr. Jeremy Fisher. "I havelost my rod and basket; butit does not much matter, for Iam sure I should never havedared to go fishing again!"

HE put some sticking plaster on his fingers,and his friends both came todinner. He could not offer them fish, but he had somethingelse in his larder.

SIR ISAAC NEWTONwore his black and goldwaistcoat,

AND Mr. Alderman PtolemyTortoise brought a saladwith him in a string bag.

AND instead of a nice dishof minnows--they had aroasted grasshopper withlady-bird sauce; which frogsconsider a beautiful treat; but

_I_ think it must have beennasty!

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THE END

THE TALE OFTIMMY TIPTOES

FOR MANY UNKNOWN LITTLE FRIENDS,INCLUDING MONICA

ONCE upon a time there wasa little fat comfortablegrey squirrel, called TimmyTiptoes. He had a nestthatched with leaves in thetop of a tall tree; and hehad a little squirrel wife calledGoody.

TIMMY TIPTOES sat out,enjoying the breeze; hewhisked his tail and chuckled--"Little wife Goody, the nutsare ripe; we must lay up astore for winter and spring."Goody Tiptoes was busy

pushing moss under thethatch--"The nest is sosnug, we shall be sound asleepall winter." "Then we shallwake up all the thinner, whenthere is nothing to eat inspring-time," replied prudentTimothy.

WHEN Timmy and GoodyTiptoes came to thenut thicket, they found other

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squirrels were there already.

Timmy took off his jacketand hung it on a twig; theyworked away quietly by themselves.

EVERY day they madeseveral journeys and

picked quantities of nuts.They carried them away in

bags, and stored them inseveral hollow stumps near the tree where they had builttheir nest.

WHEN these stumps were

full, they began toempty the bags into a holehigh up a tree, that had belongedto a wood-pecker; thenuts rattled down--down--down inside.

"How shall you ever getthem out again? It is like amoney-box!" said Goody.

"I shall be much thinner before spring-time, my love,"said Timmy Tiptoes, peepinginto the hole.

THEY did collect quantities--because they did notlose them! Squirrels who burytheir nuts in the ground losemore than half, because theycannot remember the place.

The most forgetful squirrelin the wood was called Silvertail.He began to dig, andhe could not remember. Andthen he dug again and foundsome nuts that did not belong

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to him; and there was a fight.And other squirrels began todig,--the whole wood was incommotion!

UNFORTUNATELY, justat this time a flock of little birds flew by, from

bush to bush, searching for green caterpillars and spiders.There were several sorts of little birds, twittering differentsongs.

The first one sang--"Who's bin digging-up MY

nuts? Who's-been-digging-up MY nuts?"

And another sang--"Little bita bread and-NO-cheese!Little bit-a-bread an'-NO-cheese!"

THE squirrels followed andlistened. The first little

bird flew into the bush whereTimmy and Goody Tiptoeswere quietly tying up their

bags, and it sang--"Who's- bin digging-up MY nuts?Who's been digging-up MY-nuts?"

Timmy Tiptoes went onwith his work withoutreplying; indeed, the little birddid not expect an answer. Itwas only singing its naturalsong, and it meant nothing atall.

BUT when the other squirrelsheard that song, theyrushed upon Timmy Tiptoes

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and cuffed and scratched him,and upset his bag of nuts.The innocent little bird whichhad caused all the mischief,flew away in a fright!

Timmy rolled over and over,and then turned tail and fledtowards his nest, followed bya crowd of squirrels shouting--"Who's-been digging-upMY-nuts?"

THEY caught him anddragged him up the verysame tree, where there was

the little round hole, and they pushed him in. The holewas much too small for Timmy Tiptoes' figure. Theysqueezed him dreadfully, itwas a wonder they did not

break his ribs. "We willleave him here till heconfesses," said Silvertail Squirrel,and he shouted into the hole--

"Who's-been-digging-upMY-nuts?"

TIMMY TIPTOES madeno reply; he had tumbleddown inside the tree, uponhalf a peck of nuts belongingto himself. He lay quitestunned and still.

GOODY TIPTOES pickedup the nut bags and wenthome. She made a cup of tea for Timmy; but he didn'tcome and didn't come.

Goody Tiptoes passed alonely and unhappy night.

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Next morning she ventured back to the nut-bushes to look for him; but the other unkindsquirrels drove her away.

She wandered all over thewood, calling--

"Timmy Tiptoes! TimmyTiptoes! Oh, where is TimmyTiptoes?"

IN the meantime TimmyTiptoes came to his senses.He found himself tucked upin a little moss bed, very much

in the dark, feeling sore; itseemed to be under ground.Timmy coughed and groaned,

because his ribs hurted him.There was a chirpy noise, anda small striped Chipmunk appeared with a night light,and hoped he felt better?

It was most kind to TimmyTiptoes; it lent him its nightcap;and the house was fullof provisions.

THE Chipmunk explainedthat it had rained nutsthrough the top of the tree--"Besides, I found a few

buried!" It laughed andchuckled when it heardTimmy's story. While Timmywas confined to bed, it 'ticedhim to eat quantities--"Buthow shall I ever get outthrough that hole unless Ithin myself? My wife will beanxious!" "Just another nut--or two nuts; let me crack them for you," said the Chipmunk.

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Timmy Tiptoes grewfatter and fatter!

NOW Goody Tiptoes hadset to work again by

herself. She did not put anymore nuts into the woodpecker'shole, because she hadalways doubted how theycould be got out again. Shehid them under a tree root;they rattled down, down,down. Once when Goodyemptied an extra big bagful,there was a decided squeak;and next time Goody brought

another bagful, a little stripedChipmunk scrambled out in ahurry.

"IT is getting perfectly full-up down-stairs; thesitting-room is full, and they arerolling along the passage; andmy husband, Chippy Hackee,has run away and left me.What is the explanation of these showers of nuts?"

"I am sure I beg your pardon; I did not not know thatanybody lived here," said Mrs.Goody Tiptoes; "but where isChippy Hackee? My husband,Timmy Tiptoes, has run awaytoo." "I know where Chippyis; a little bird told me," saidMrs. Chippy Hackee.

SHE led the way to the woodpecker'stree, and theylistened at the hole.

Down below there was anoise of nut crackers, and a

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fat squirrel voice and a thinsquirrel voice were singingtogether--

"My little old man and I fell out,

How shall we bring this matter about? Bring it about as well as you can, And get you gone, you little old man!"

"You could squeeze in,through that littleround hole," said GoodyTiptoes. "Yes, I could," saidthe Chipmunk, "but myhusband, Chippy Hackee,

bites!"

Down below there was anoise of cracking nuts andnibbling; and then the fatsquirrel voice and the thinsquirrel voice sang--

"For the diddlum day Day diddle dum di! Day diddle diddle dum day!"

THEN Goody peeped in atthe hole, and calleddown--"Timmy Tiptoes! Ohfie, Timmy Tiptoes!" AndTimmy replied, "Is that you,Goody Tiptoes? Why, certainly!"

He came up and kissedGoody through the hole; buthe was so fat that he couldnot get out.

Chippy Hackee was not toofat, but he did not want tocome; he stayed down belowand chuckled.

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AND so it went on for afortnight; till a big wind

blew off the top of the tree,and opened up the hole and let

in the rain.

Then Timmy Tiptoes cameout, and went home with anumbrella.

BUT Chippy Hackeecontinued to camp out for another week, although it wasuncomfortable.

AT last a large bear camewalking through thewood. Perhaps he also waslooking for nuts; he seemedto be sniffing around.

CHIPPY HACKEE wenthome in a hurry!

AND when Chippy Hackeegot home, he found hehad caught a cold in his head;and he was more uncomfortablestill.

And now Timmy andGoody Tiptoes keep their nut-store fastened up with alittle padlock.

AND whenever that little bird sees the Chipmunks,he sings--"Who's-been-digging-up MY-nuts? Who's

been digging-up MY-nuts?"But nobody ever answers!

THE END

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THE PIE

ANDTHE PATTY-PAN

Pussy-cat sits by the fire--how should she be fair?In walks the little dog--says "Pussy are you there?How do you do mistress Pussy? Mistress Pussy, how do you do?""I thank you kindly, little dog, I fare as well as you!" Old Rhyme.

ONCE upon a time there was aPussy-cat called Ribby, whoinvited a little dog called Duchessto tea.

"Come in good time, my dear Duchess," said Ribby's letter, "andwe will have something so very nice.I am baking it in a pie-dish--a pie-

dish with a pink rim. You never tasted anything so good! And YOUshall eat it all! _I_ will eat muffins,my dear Duchess!" wrote Ribby.

Duchess read the letter and wrotean answer:--"I will come withmuch pleasure at a quarter past four.But it is very strange. _I_ was justgoing to invite you to come here,to supper, my dear Ribby, to eatsomething MOST DELICIOUS."

"I will come very punctually, mydear Ribby," wrote Duchess; andthen at the end she added--"I hope

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it isn't mouse?"

And then she thought that didnot look quite polite; so she scratched

out "isn't mouse" and changedit to "I hope it will be fine," andshe gave her letter to the postman.

But she thought a great dealabout Ribby's pie, and she readRibby's letter over and over again.

"I am dreadfully afraid it WILL bemouse!" said Duchess to herself--"I really couldn't, COULDN'T eat

mouse pie. And I shall have toeat it, because it is a party. AndMY pie was going to be veal andham. A pink and white pie-dish!and so is mine; just like Ribby'sdishes; they were both bought atTabitha Twitchit's."

Duchess went into her larder and took the pie off a shelf andlooked at it.

"It is all ready to put into theoven. Such lovely pie-crust; andI put in a little tin patty-pan tohold up the crust; and I made ahole in the middle with a fork tolet out the steam--Oh I do wish Icould eat my own pie, instead of a

pie made of mouse!"

Duchess considered and consideredand read Ribby' s letter again--

"A pink and white pie-dish-andYOU shall eat it all. 'You' meansme--then Ribby is not going toeven taste the pie herself? A pink

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and white pie-dish! Ribby is sureto go out to buy the muffins. . . . .Oh what a good idea! Whyshouldn't I rush along and put my

pie into Ribby's oven when Ribby

isn't there?"

Duchess was quite delightedwith her own cleverness!

Ribby in the meantime hadreceived Duchess's answer, and assoon as she was sure that the littledog would come--she popped HER

pie into the oven. There were two

ovens, one above the other; someother knobs and handles were onlyornamental and not intended toopen. Ribby put the pie into thelower oven; the door was very stiff.

"The top oven bakes too quickly,"said Ribby to herself. "It is a

pie of the most delicate and tender mouse minced up with bacon. AndI have taken out all the bones;

because Duchess did nearly chokeherself with a fish-bone last time Igave a party. She eats a little fast--rather big mouthfuls. But amost genteel and elegant little doginfinitely superior company toCousin Tabitha Twitchit."

Ribby put on some coal andswept up the hearth. Then shewent out with a can to the well,for water to fill up the kettle.

Then she began to set the roomin order, for it was the sitting-roomas well as the kitchen. She shook

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the mats out at the front-door and put them straight; the hearth-rugwas a rabbit-skin. She dusted theclock and the ornaments on themantelpiece, and she polished and

rubbed the tables and chairs.

Then she spread a very cleanwhite table-cloth, and set out her

best china tea-set, which she took out of a wall-cupboard near thefireplace. The tea-cups were white witha pattern of pink roses; and thedinner-plates were white and blue.

When Ribby had laid the tableshe took a jug and a blue and whitedish, and went out down the field tothe farm, to fetch milk and butter.

When she came back, she peepedinto the bottom oven; the pie lookedvery comfortable.

Ribby put on her shawl and bonnet and went out again with a basket, to the village shop to buy a packet of tea, a pound of lumpsugar, and a pot of marmalade.

And just at the same time,Duchess came out of HER house, atthe other end of the village.

Ribby met Duchess half-wayown the street, also carrying a

basket, covered with a cloth. Theyonly bowed to one another; theydid not speak, because they weregoing to have a party.

As soon as Duchess had got

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round the corner out of sight--shesimply ran! Straight away toRibby's house!

Ribby went into the shop and bought what she required, andcame out, after a pleasant gossipwith Cousin Tabitha Twitchit.

Cousin Tabitha was disdainfulafterwards in conversation--

"A little DOG indeed! Just as if there were no CATS in Sawrey!And a PIE for afternoon tea! The

very idea!" said Cousin TabithaTwitchit.

Ribby went on to TimothyBaker's and bought the muffins.Then she went home.

There seemed to be a sort of scuffling noise in the back passage,as she was coming in at the frontdoor.

"I trust that is not that Pie: thespoons are locked up, however,"said Ribby.

But there was nobody thereRibby opened the bottom oven door with some difficulty, and turned the

pie. There began to be a pleasingsmell of baked mouse!

Duchess in the meantime, hadslipped out at the back door.

"It is a very odd thing thatRibby's pie was NOT in the oven

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when I put mine in! And I can tfind it anywhere; I have looked allover the house. I put MY pie intoa nice hot oven at the top. I couldnot turn any of the other handles;

I think that they are all shams,"said Duchess, "but I wish I couldhave removed the pie made of mouse! I cannot think what shehas done with it? I heard Ribbycoming and I had to run out by the

back door!"

Duchess went home and brushedher beautiful black coat; and then

she picked a bunch of flowers inher garden as a present for Ribby;and passed the time until the clock struck four.

Ribby--having assured herself by careful search that there wasreally no one hiding in the cupboardor in the larder--wentupstairs to change her dress.

She put on a lilac silk gown, for the party, and an embroideredmuslin apron and tippet.

"It is very strange," said Ribby,"I did not THINK I left that drawer

pulled out; has somebody beentrying on my mittens?"

She came downstairs again, andmade the tea, and put the teapot onthe hob. She peeped again intothe BOTTOM oven, the pie had becomea lovely brown, and it wassteaming hot.

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She sat down before the fire towait for the little dog. "I am gladI used the BOTTOM oven," said Ribby,"the top one would certainlyhave been very much too hot. I

wonder why that cupboard door was open? Can there really have been some one in the house?"

Very punctually at four o'clock,Duchess started to go to the party.She ran so fast through the villagethat she was too early, and she hadto wait a little while in the lanethat leads down to Ribby's house.

"I wonder if Ribby has takenMY pie out of the oven yet?" saidDuchess, "and whatever can have

become of the other pie made of mouse?"

At a quarter past four to theminute, there came a most genteellittle tap-tappity. "Is Mrs. Ribstonat home?" inquired Duchess inthe porch.

"Come in! and how do you do,my dear Duchess?" cried Ribby."I hope I see you well?"

"Quite well, I thank you, andhow do YOU do, my dear Ribby?"said Duchess. "I've brought yousome flowers; what a delicioussmell of pie!"

"Oh, what lovely flowers! Yes,it is mouse and bacon!"

"Do not talk about food, my

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dear Ribby," said Duchess; "whata lovely white tea-cloth! . . . . Is itdone to a turn? Is it still in theoven?"

"I think it wants another fiveminutes," said Ribby. "Just ashade longer; I will pour out thetea, while we wait. Do you takesugar, my dear Duchess?"

"Oh yes, please! my dear Ribby; and may I have a lumpupon my nose?"

"With pleasure, my dear Duchess;how beautifully you beg! Oh,how sweetly pretty!"

Duchess sat up with the sugar on her nose and sniffed--

"How good that pie smells! Ido love veal and ham--I mean tosay mouse and bacon----"

She dropped the sugar inconfusion, and had to go hunting under

the tea-table, so did not see whichoven Ribby opened in order to getout the pie.

Ribby set the pie upon the table;there was a very savoury smell.

Duchess came out from under the table-cloth munching sugar,and sat up on a chair.

"I will first cut the pie for you;I am going to have muffin andmarmalade," said Ribby.

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"Do you really prefer muffin?Mind the patty-pan!"

" I beg your pardon?" said Ribby.

"May I pass you the marmalade?"said Duchess hurriedly.

The pie proved extremely toothsome,and the muffins light andhot. They disappeared rapidly,especially the pie!

"I think"--(thought the Duchessto herself)--"I THINK it would

be wiser if I helped myself to pie;though Ribby did not seem to noticeanything when she was cutting it.What very small fine pieces it hascooked into! I did not remember thatI had minced it up so fine; I supposethis is a quicker oven than my own."

"How fastDuchess iseating!" thoughtRibby to herself,as she a

buttered her fifth muffin.

The pie-dish was emptyingrapidly! Duchesshad had four helps already, andwas fumblingwith the spoon.

"A little more bacon, my dear Duchess?" said Ribby.

"Thank you, my dear Ribby; I

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was only feeling for the patty-pan."

"The patty-pan? my dear Duchess?"

"The patty-pan that held up the pie-crust," said Duchess, blushingunder her black coat.

"Oh, I didn't put one in, mydear Duchess," said Ribby; "Idon't think that it is necessary in

pies made of mouse."

Duchess fumbled with the spoon

--"I can't find it!" she saidanxiously.

"There isn't a patty-pan," saidRibby, looking perplexed.

"Yes, indeed, my dear Ribby;where can it have gone to?" saidDuchess.

"There most certainly is not one,my dear Duchess. I disapprove of tin articles in puddings and pies. Itis most undesirable--(especiallywhen people swallow in lumps!)"she added in a lower voice.

Duchess looked very muchalarmed, and continued to scoopthe inside of the pie-dish.

"My Great-aunt Squintina(grandmother of Cousin TabithaTwitchit)--died of a thimble in aChristmas plum-pudding. _I_ never

put any article of metal in MY puddings or pies."

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Duchess looked aghast, andtilted up the pie-dish.

"I have only four patty-pans,

and they are all in the cupboard."

Duchess set up a howl.

"I shall die! I shall die! I haveswallowed a patty-pan! Oh, mydear Ribby, I do feel so ill!"

"It is impossible, my dear Duchess; there was not a patty-pan."

Duchess moaned and whinedand rocked herself about.

"Oh I feel so dreadful. I haveswallowed a patty-pan!"

"There was NOTHING in the pie,"said Ribby severely.

"Yes there WAS, my dear Ribby,I am sure I have swallowed it!"

"Let me prop you up with a pillow, my dear Duchess; where doyou think you feel it?"

"Oh I do feel so ill ALL OVER me,my dear Ribby; I have swalloweda large tin patty-pan with a sharpscalloped edge!"

"Shall I run for the doctor? Iwill just lock up the spoons!"

"Oh yes, yes! fetch Dr. Maggotty,my dear Ribby: he is a Piehimself, he will certainly understand."

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Ribby settled Duchess in anarmchair before the fire, and wentout and hurried to the village tolook for the doctor.

She found him at the smithy.

He was occupied in putting rusty

nails into a bottle of ink, which hehad obtained at the post office.

"Gammon? ha! HA!" said he,with his head on one side.

Ribby explained that her guest

had swallowed a patty-pan.

"Spinach? ha! HA!" said he,and accompanied her with alacrity.

He hopped so fast that Ribby--had to run. It was most conspicuous.All the village could see thatRibby was fetching the doctor.

"I KNEW they would over-eatthemselves!" said Cousin TabithaTwitchit.

But while Ribby had been huntingfor the doctor--a curious thinghad happened to Duchess, who had

been left by herself, sitting beforethe fire, sighing and groaning andfeeling very unhappy.

"How COULD I have swallowed it!such a large thing as a patty-pan!"

She got up and went to the table,and felt inside the pie-dish againwith a spoon.

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"No; there is no patty-pan, andI put one in; and nobody has eaten

pie except me, so I must haveswallowed it!"

She sat down again, and staredmournfully at the grate. The firecrackled and danced, and somethingsizz-z-zled!

Duchess started! She opened thedoor of the TOP oven;--out came arich steamy flavour of veal andham, and there stood a fine brown

pie,--and through a hole in the topof the pie-crust there was a glimpseof a little tin patty-pan!

Duchess drew a long breath--

"Then I must have been eatingMOUSE! . . . NO wonder I feel ill.. . . But perhaps I should feel worseif I had really swallowed a patty-

pan!" Duchess reflected--"Whata very awkward thing to haveto explain to Ribby! I think

I will put my pie in the back-yardand say nothing about it. WhenI go home, I will run round andtake it away." She put it outsidethe back-door, and sat down again

by the fire, and shut her eyes; whenRibby arrived with the doctor, sheseemed fast asleep.

"Gammon, ha, HA?" said thedoctor.

"I am feeling very much better,"said Duchess, waking up with a

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jump.

"I am truly glad to hear it!"He has brought you a pill, my dear Duchess!"

"I think I should feel QUITE wellif he only felt my pulse," saidDuchess, backing away from themagpie, who sidled up with somethingin his beak.

"It is only a bread pill, you hadmuch better take it; drink a littlemilk, my dear Duchess!"

"Gammon? Gammon?" saidthe doctor, while Duchess coughedand choked.

"Don't say that again!" saidRibby, losing her temper--"Here,take this bread and jam, and get outinto the yard!"

"Gammonand spinach!ha ha HA!"shouted Dr.Maggottytriumphantly outside the back door.

"I am feeling very much better,my dear Ribby," said Duchess."Do you not think that I had better go home before it gets dark?"

"Perhaps it might be wise, mydear Duchess. I will lend you anice warm shawl, and you shalltake my arm."

"I would not trouble you for worlds; I feel wonderfully better.

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One pill of Dr. Maggotty----"

"Indeed it is most admirable, if it has cured you of a patty-pan! Iwill call directly after breakfast to

ask how you have slept."

Ribby and Duchess said good- bye affectionately, and Duchessstarted home. Half-way up thelane she stopped and looked back;Ribby had gone in and shut her door. Duchess slipped through thefence, and ran round to the back of Ribby's house, and peeped into

the yard.

Upon the roof of the pig-stye satDr. Maggotty and three jackdaws.The jackdaws were eating pie-crust, and the magpie was drinkinggravy out of a patty-pan.

"Gammon, ha, HA!" he shoutedwhen he saw Duchess's little black nose peeping round the corner.

Duchess ran home feeling uncommonlysilly!

When Ribby came out for a pailfulof water to wash up the tea-things, she found a pink and white

pie-dish lying smashed in the middleof the yard. The patty-panwas under the pump, where Dr Maggotty had considerately left it.

Ribby stared with amazement--"Did you ever see the like! so therereally WAS a patty-pan? . . . . Butmy patty-pans are all in the kitchencupboard. Well I never did! . . . .

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Next time I want to give a party--I will invite Cousin TabithaTwitchit!"

THE END

THE TALE OFJEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK A FARMYARD TALEFOR

RALPH AND BETSY

WHAT a funny sight it isto see a brood of ducklings with a hen!--Listen to the story of Jemima Puddle-duck, who wasannoyed because the farmer'swife would not let her hatchher own eggs.

HER sister-in-law, Mrs.Rebeccah Puddle-duck,was perfectly willing to leavethe hatching to some one else--"I have not the patience tosit on a nest for twenty-eightdays; and no more have you,Jemima. You would let themgo cold; you know you would!"

"I wish to hatch my owneggs; I will hatch them all

by myself," quacked JemimaPuddle-duck.

SHE tried to hide her eggs;

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but they were always foundand carried off.

Jemima Puddle-duck became quite desperate. She

determined to make a nestright away from the farm.

SHE set off on a fine springafternoon along the cart-road that leads over the hill.

She was wearing a shawland a poke bonnet.

WHEN she reached the top

of the hill, she saw awood in the distance.

She thought that it lookeda safe quiet spot.

JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK was not much in the habitof flying. She ran downhill afew yards flapping her shawl,and then she jumped off intothe air.

SHE flew beautifully whenshe had got a good start.

She skimmed along over thetree-tops until she saw an open

place in the middle of the wood,where the trees and brushwoodhad been cleared.

JEMIMA alighted rather heavily, and began towaddle about in search of aconvenient dry nesting-place.She rather fancied a tree-stumpamongst some tall fox-gloves.

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But--seated upon the stump,she was startled to find anelegantly dressed gentlemanreading a newspaper.

He had black prick ears andsandy coloured whiskers.

"Quack?" said JemimaPuddle-duck, with her headand her bonnet on one side--"Quack?"

THE gentleman raised hiseyes above his newspaper and looked curiously at

Jemima--

"Madam, have you lost your way?" said he. He had a long

bushy tail which he was sittingupon, as the stump was somewhatdamp.

Jemima thought him mightycivil and handsome. Sheexplained that she had notlost her way, but that she wastrying to find a convenientdry nesting-place.

"AH! is that so? indeed!" saidthe gentleman with sandywhiskers, looking curiously atJemima. He folded up thenewspaper, and put it in hiscoat-tail pocket.

Jemima complained of thesuperfluous hen.

"Indeed! how interesting!I wish I could meet with thatfowl. I would teach it to mindits own business!"

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"BUT as to a nest--there isno difficulty: I have asackful of feathers in my wood-shed. No, my dear madam,

you will be in nobody's way.You may sit there as long asyou like," said the bushy long-tailed gentleman.

He led the way to a veryretired, dismal-looking houseamongst the fox-gloves.

It was built of faggots andturf, and there were two broken

pails, one on top of another, by way of a chimney.

"THIS is my summer residence; you would notfind my earth--my winter house--so convenient," saidthe hospitable gentleman.

There was a tumble-downshed at the back of the house,made of old soap-boxes. Thegentleman opened the door,and showed Jemima in.

THE shed was almost quitefull of feathers--it wasalmost suffocating; but it wascomfortable and very soft.

Jemima Puddle-duck wasrather surprised to find such avast quantity of feathers. Butit was very comfortable; andshe made a nest without anytrouble at all.

WHEN she came out, thesandy whiskered gentleman

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was sitting on a logreading the newspaper--atleast he had it spread out, buthe was looking over the topof it.

He was so polite, that heseemed almost sorry to letJemima go home for the night.He promised to take great careof her nest until she came back again next day.

He said he loved eggs andducklings; he should be proudto see a fine nestful in his

wood-shed.

JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK came every afternoon; shelaid nine eggs in the nest.They were greeny white andvery large. The foxy gentlemanadmired them immensely.He used to turn them over and count them when Jemimawas not there.

At last Jemima told himthat she intended to begin tosit next day--"and I will bringa bag of corn with me, so thatI need never leave my nestuntil the eggs are hatched.They might catch cold," saidthe conscientious Jemima.

"MADAM, I beg you notto trouble yourself witha bag; I will provide oats.But before you commence your tedious sitting, I intend to giveyou a treat. Let us have adinner-party all to ourselves!

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"May I ask you to bring upsome herbs from the farm-garden to make a savouryomelette? Sage and thyme,and mint and two onions, and

some parsley. I will providelard for the stuff-lard for theomelette," said the hospitablegentleman with sandy whiskers.

JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK was a simpleton: not eventhe mention of sage and onionsmade her suspicious.

She went round the farm-

garden, nibbling off snippetsof all the different sorts of herbs that are used for stuffingroast duck.

AND she waddled into thekitchen, and got twoonions out of a basket.

The collie-dog Kep met her coming out, "What are youdoing with those onions?Where do you go every afternoon

by yourself, JemimaPuddle-duck?"

Jemima was rather in aweof the collie; she told him thewhole story.

The collie listened, with hiswise head on one side; hegrinned when she describedthe polite gentleman withsandy whiskers.

HE asked several questionsabout the wood, andabout the exact position of the

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house and shed.

Then he went out, andtrotted down the village. Hewent to look for two fox-hound

puppies who were out at walk with the butcher.

JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK went up the cart-road for the last time, on a sunny afternoon.She was rather burdenedwith bunches of herbsand two onions in a bag.

She flew over the wood, and

alighted opposite the house of the bushy long-tailed gentleman.

HE was sitting on a log;he sniffed the air, andkept glancing uneasily roundthe wood. When Jemimaalighted he quite jumped.

"Come into the house assoon as you have looked atyour eggs. Give me the herbsfor the omelette. Be sharp!"

He was rather abrupt.Jemima Puddle-duck hadnever heard him speak likethat.

She felt surprised, anduncomfortable.

WHILE she was inside sheheard pattering feetround the back of the shed.Some one with a black nosesniffed at the bottom of thedoor, and then locked it.

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Jemima became muchalarmed.

A MOMENT afterwardsthere were most awful

noises--barking, baying,growls and howls, squealingand groans.

And nothing more was ever seen of that foxy-whiskeredgentleman.

PRESENTLY Kep openedthe door of the shed, andlet out Jemima Puddle-duck.

Unfortunately the puppiesrushed in and gobbled up allthe eggs before he could stopthem.

He had a bite on his ear and both the puppies werelimping.

JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK was escorted home in tearson account of those eggs.

SHE laid some more in June,and she was permitted tokeep them herself: but onlyfour of them hatched.

Jemima Puddle-duck saidthat it was because of her nerves; but she had always

been a bad sitter.

THE END

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THE TALE OFPIGLING BLAND

FOR CECILY AND CHARLIE,A TALE OFTHE CHRISTMAS PIG.

THE TALE OF PIGLING BLAND

ONCE upon a time there was anold pig called Aunt Pettitoes.

She had eight of a family: four little girl pigs, called Cross-patch,Suck-suck, Yock-yock and Spot;

and four little boy pigs, calledAlexander, Pigling Bland, Chin-chin and Stumpy. Stumpy hadhad an accident to his tail.

The eight little pigs had very fineappetites. "Yus, yus, yus! theyeat and indeed they DO eat!"said Aunt Pettitoes, looking at her family with pride. Suddenly therewere fearful squeals; Alexander had squeezed inside the hoops of the pig trough and stuck.

Aunt Pettitoes and I draggedhim out by the hind legs.

Chin-chin was already indisgrace; it was washing day, and hehad eaten a piece of soap. And

presently in a basket of clean clothes,we found another dirty little pig."Tchut, tut, tut! whichever isthis?" grunted Aunt Pettitoes.

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Now all the pig family are pink, or pink with black spots, but this pigchild was smutty black all over;when it had been popped into a

tub, it proved to be Yock-yock.

I went into the garden; there Ifound Cross-patch and Suck-suck rooting up carrots. I whipped themmyself and led them out by the ears.Cross-patch tried to bite me.

"Aunt Pettitoes, Aunt Pettitoes!

you are a worthy person, but your family is not well brought up.Every one of them has been inmischief except Spot and PiglingBland."

"Yus, yus!" sighed AuntPettitoes. "And they drink

bucketfuls of milk; I shall have toget another cow! Good little Spotshall stay at home to do thehousework; but the others must go.Four little boy pigs and four littlegirl pigs are too many altogether.""Yus, yus, yus," said Aunt Pettitoes,"there will be more to eat withoutthem."

So Chin-chin and Suck-suck went away in a wheel-barrow, andStumpy, Yock-yock and Cross-

patch rode away in a cart.

And the other two little boy pigs,Pigling Bland and Alexander, wentto market. We brushed their coats,

we curled their tails and washed

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their little faces, and wished themgood-bye in the yard.

Aunt Pettitoes wiped her eyeswith a large pocket handkerchief,

then she wiped Pigling Bland's noseand shed tears; then she wipedAlexander's nose and shed tears;then she passed the handkerchief to Spot. Aunt Pettitoes sighedand grunted, and addressed thoselittle pigs as follows:

"Now Pigling Bland, son PiglingBland, you must go to market.Take your brother Alexander by the

hand. Mind your Sunday clothes,and remember to blow your nose"--

(Aunt Pettitoes passed round thehandkerchief again)--"beware of traps, hen roosts, bacon and eggs;always walk upon your hind legs."Pigling Bland, who was a sedatelittle pig, looked solemnly at hismother, a tear trickled down hischeek.

Aunt Pettitoes turned to theother--"Now son Alexander takethe hand"--"Wee, wee, wee!"giggled Alexander--"take thehand of your brother PiglingBland, you must go to market.Mind--" "Wee, wee, wee!" interruptedAlexander again. You

put me out," said Aunt Pettitoes

"Observe sign-posts and milestones;do not gobble herring bones--""And remember," said I impressively,"if you once cross the county

boundary you cannot come back.

Alexander, you are not attending.

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Here are two licences permittingtwo pigs to go to market inLancashire. Attend, Alexander. I havehad no end of trouble in gettingthese papers from the policeman."

Pigling Bland listened gravely;Alexander was hopelessly volatile.

I pinned the papers, for safety,inside their waistcoat pockets;

Aunt Pettitoes gave to each alittle bundle, and eight conversation

peppermints with appropriatemoral sentiments in screws of

paper. Then they started.

Pigling Bland and Alexander trotted along steadily for a mile;at least Pigling Bland did. Alexander made the road half as longagain by skipping from side to side.He danced about and pinched his

brother, singing--

"This pig went to market, this pig stayed at home, "This pig had a bit of meat--

let's see what they have given USfor dinner, Pigling?"

Pigling Bland and Alexander sat down and untied their bundles.Alexander gobbled up his dinner in no time; he had already eatenall his own peppermints. "Giveme one of yours, please, Pigling."

"But I wish to preserve them for emergencies," said Pigling Blanddoubtfully. Alexander went into

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squeals of laughter. Then he pricked Pigling with the pin thathad fastened his pig paper; andwhen Pigling slapped him hedropped the pin, and tried to take

Pigling's pin, and the papers gotmixed up. Pigling Bland reprovedAlexander.

But presently they made it upagain, and trotted away together,singing--

"Tom, Tom, the piper's son, stole a pig and away he ran! "But all the tune that he could play,

was 'Over the hills and far away!' "

"What's that, young sirs? Stolea pig? Where are your licences?"said the policeman. They hadnearly run against him round acorner. Pigling Bland pulled out his

paper; Alexander, after fumbling,handed over something scrumply--

"To 2 1/2 oz. conversation sweetiesat three farthings"--"What's this?This ain't a licence. "Alexander'snose lengthened visibly, he had lostit." I had one, indeed I had, Mr.Policeman!"

"It's not likely they let you startwithout. I am passing the farm.You may walk with me." "Can Icome back too?" inquired PiglingBland. "I see no reason, young sir;your paper is all right." PiglingBland did not like going on alone,and it was beginning to rain. Butit is unwise to argue with the police;

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he gave his brother a peppermint,and watched him out of sight.

To conclude the adventures of

Alexander--the policeman saunteredup to the house about teatime, followed by a damp subduedlittle pig. I disposed of Alexander in the neighbourhood; he did fairlywell when he had settled down.

Pigling Bland went on alonedejectedly; he came to cross-roadsand a sign-post--"To Market Town,

5 miles," "Over the Hills, 4 miles,""To Pettitoes Farm, 3 miles."

Pigling Bland was shocked,there was little hope of sleeping inMarket Town, and to-morrow wasthe hiring fair; it was deplorable tothink how much time had beenwasted by the frivolity of Alexander.

He glanced wistfully along theroad towards the hills, and then setoff walking obediently the other way, buttoning up his coat againstthe rain. He had never wanted togo; and the idea of standing all

by himself in a crowded market, to be stared at, pushed, and hired bysome big strange farmer was verydisagreeable--

"I wish I could have a littlegarden and grow potatoes," saidPigling Bland.

He put his cold hand in his pocket and felt his paper, he put his

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other hand in his other pocket andfelt another paper--Alexander's!Pigling squealed; then ran back frantically, hoping to overtakeAlexander and the policeman.

He took a wrong turn--severalwrong turns, and was quite lost.

It grew dark, the wind whistled,the trees creaked and groaned.

Pigling Bland became frightenedand cried "Wee, wee, wee! I can'tfind my way home!"

After an hour's wandering hegot out of the wood; the moonshone through the clouds, andPigling Bland saw a country thatwas new to him.

The road crossed a moor; belowwas a wide valley with a river twinkling in the moonlight, and

beyond, in misty distance, laythe hills.

He saw a small wooden hut,made his way to it, and creptinside--"I am afraid it IS a henhouse, but what can I do?" saidPigling Bland, wet and cold andquite tired out.

"Bacon and eggs, bacon andeggs!" clucked a hen on a perch.

"Trap, trap, trap! cackle, cackle,cackle!" scolded the disturbedcockerel. "To market, to market!

jiggetty jig!" clucked a broody

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white hen roosting next to him.Pigling Bland, much alarmed,determined to leave at daybreak.In the meantime, he and the hensfell asleep.

In less than an hour they wereall awakened. The owner, Mr.Peter Thomas Piperson, came witha lantern and a hamper to catchsix fowls to take to market in themorning.

He grabbed the white henroosting next to the cock; then

his eye fell upon Pigling Bland,squeezed up in a corner. He madea singular remark--"Hallo, here'sanother!"--seized Pigling by thescruff of the neck, and dropped himinto the hamper. Then he droppedin five more dirty, kicking, cacklinghens upon the top of Pigling Bland.

The hamper containing six fowlsand a young pig was no lightweight; it was taken down hill,unsteadily, with jerks. Pigling,although nearly scratched to pieces,contrived to hide the papers and

peppermints inside his clothes.

At last the hamper was bumpeddown upon a kitchen floor, the lidwas opened, and Pigling was liftedout. He looked up, blinking, andsaw an offensively ugly elderlyman, grinning from ear to ear.

"This one's come of himself,whatever," said Mr. Piperson,turning Pigling's pockets inside out.

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He pushed the hamper into acorner, threw a sack over it tokeep the hens quiet, put a pot onthe fire, and unlaced his boots.

Pigling Bland drew forward acoppy stool, and sat on the edge of it, shyly warming his hands. Mr.Piperson pulled off a boot andthrew it against the wainscot atthe further end of the kitchen.There was a smothered noise--"Shut up!" said Mr. Piperson.Pigling Bland warmed his hands,and eyed him.

Mr. Piperson pulled off the other boot and flung it after the first,there was again a curious noise--"Be quiet, will ye?" said Mr.Piperson. Pigling Bland sat on thevery edge of the coppy stool.

Mr. Piperson fetched meal froma chest and made porridge. Itseemed to Pigling that somethingat the further end of the kitchenwas taking a suppressed interest inthe cooking, but he was too hungryto be troubled by noises.

Mr. Piperson poured out three platefuls: for himself, for Pigling,and a third--after glaring at Pigling--he put away with much scuffling,and locked up. Pigling Bland atehis supper discreetly.

After supper Mr. Pipersonconsulted an almanac, and felt Pigling'sribs; it was too late in the seasonfor curing bacon, and he grudged

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his meal. Besides, the hens hadseen this pig.

He looked at the small remainsof a flitch, and then looked

undecidedly at Pigling. "You maysleep on the rug," said Mr. Peter Thomas Piperson.

Pigling Bland slept like a top.In the morning Mr. Piperson mademore porridge; the weather waswarmer. He looked to see how muchmeal was left in the chest, andseemed dissatisfied--"You'll likely

be moving on again?" said he toPigling Bland.

Before Pigling could reply, aneighbour, who was giving Mr.Piperson and the hens a lift,whistled from the gate. Mr. Pipersonhurried out with the hamper,enjoining Pigling to shut the door

behind him and not meddle withnought; or "I'll come back and skinye!" said Mr. Piperson.

It crossed Pigling's mind that if HE had asked for a lift, too, hemight still have been in time for market.

But he distrusted Peter Thomas.

After finishing breakfast at hisleisure, Pigling had a look roundthe cottage; everything was lockedup. He found some potato peelingsin a bucket in the back kitchen.Pigling ate the peel, and washedup the porridge plates in the bucket.

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He sang while he worked--

"Tom with his pipe made such a noise, He called up all the girls and boys-- "And they all ran to hear him play

" 'Over the hills and far away!' "

Suddenly a little smothered voicechimed in--

"Over the hills and a great way off, The wind shall blow my top knot off!"

Pigling Bland put down a plate

which he was wiping, and listened.

After a long pause, Pigling wenton tip-toe and peeped round thedoor into the front kitchen. Therewas nobody there.

After another pause, Piglingapproached the door of the lockedcupboard, and snuffed at the key-hole. It was quite quiet.

After another long pause, Pigling pushed a peppermint under the door.It was sucked in immediately.

In the course of the day Pigling pushed in all the remaining six peppermints.

When Mr. Piperson returned, hefound Pigling sitting before thefire; he had brushed up the hearthand put on the pot to boil; the mealwas not get-at-able.

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Mr. Piperson was very affable;he slapped Pigling on the back,made lots of porridge and forgotto lock the meal chest. He didlock the cupboard door; but without

properly shutting it. He wentto bed early, and told Pigling uponno account to disturb him next day

before twelve o'clock.

Pigling Bland sat by the fire,eating his supper.

All at once at his elbow, a littlevoice spoke--"My name is Pig-wig. Make me more porridge,

please!" Pigling Bland jumped,and looked round.

A perfectly lovely little black Berkshire pig stood smiling besidehim. She had twinkly littlescrewed up eyes, a double chin,and a short turned up nose.

She pointed at Pigling's plate;he hastily gave it to her, andfled to the meal chest. "How didyou come here?" asked PiglingBland.

"Stolen," replied Pig-wig, withher mouth full. Pigling helpedhimself to meal without scruple."What for?" "Bacon, hams,"replied Pig-wig cheerfully. "Whyon earth don't you run away?"exclaimed the horrified Pigling.

"I shall after supper," said Pig-wig decidedly.

Pigling Bland made more porridgeand watched her shyly.

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She finished a second plate, gotup, and looked about her, as thoughshe were going to start.

"You can't go in the dark," saidPigling Bland.

Pig-wig looked anxious.

"Do you know your way bydaylight?"

"I know we can see this littlewhite house from the hills across

the river. Which way are YOUgoing, Mr. Pig?"

"To market--I have two pig papers. I might take you to the bridge; if you have no objection,"said Pigling much confused andsitting on the edge of his coppy stool.Pig-wig's gratitude was such and sheasked so many questions that it

became embarrassing to Pigling Bland.

He was obliged to shut his eyesand pretend to sleep. She becamequiet, and there was a smell of

peppermint.

"I thought you had eaten them,"said Pigling, waking suddenly.

"Only the corners," replied Pig-wig, studying the sentiments withmuch interest by the firelight.

"I wish you wouldn't; he mightsmell them through the ceiling,"said the alarmed Pigling.

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Pig-wig put back the sticky peppermints into her pocket; "Singsomething," she demanded.

"I am sorry . . . I have tooth-

ache," said Pigling much dismayed.

"Then I will sing," replied Pig-wig."You will not mind if I say iddytidditty? I have forgotten some of the words."

Pigling Bland made no objection;he sat with his eyes half shut, andwatched her.

She wagged her head and rockedabout, clapping time and singingin a sweet little grunty voice--

"A funny old mother pig lived in a stye, and three little piggies had she; "(Ti idditty idditty) umph, umph, umph! and the little pigs said, wee, wee!"

She sang successfully throughthree or four verses, only at everyverse her head nodded a little lower,and her little twinkly eyes closedup.

"Those three little piggies grew peaky and lean, and lean they might very well be; "For somehow they couldn't say umph, umph, umph! and they wouldn't say wee, wee, wee! "For somehow they couldn't say--

Pig-wig's head bobbed lower andlower, until she rolled over, a little

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round ball, fast asleep on the hearth-rug.

Pigling Bland, on tip-toe, coveredher up with an antimacassar

He was afraid to go to sleephimself; for the rest of the night hesat listening to the chirping of thecrickets and to the snores of Mr.Piperson overhead.

Early in the morning, betweendark and daylight, Pigling tied uphis little bundle and woke up Pig-

wig. She was excited and half-frightened. But it's dark! Howcan we find our way?"

"The cock has crowed; we muststart before the hens come out; theymight shout to Mr. Piperson."

Pig-wig sat down again, andcommenced to cry.

"Come away Pig-wig; we can seewhen we get used to it. Come!I can hear them clucking!"

Pigling had never said shuh! toa hen in his life, being peaceable;also he remembered the hamper.

He opened the house door quietlyand shut it after them. There wasno garden; the neighbourhood of Mr. Piperson's was all scratchedup by fowls. They slipped awayhand in hand across an untidy fieldto the road.

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The sun rose while they werecrossing the moor, a dazzle of lightover the tops of the hills. Thesunshine crept down the slopesinto the peaceful green valleys,

where little white cottages nestledin gardens and orchards.

"That's Westmorland," saidPig-wig. She dropped Pigling'shand and commenced to dance,singing--

"Tom, Tom, the piper's son, stole a pig and away he ran!

"But all the tune that he could play, was 'Over the hills and far away!' "

"Come, Pig-wig, we must get tothe bridge before folks are stirring.""Why do you want to go to market,Pigling?" inquired Pig-wig presently."I don't want; I want togrow potatoes." "Have a peppermint?"said Pig-wig. PiglingBland refused quite crossly. "Doesyour poor toothy hurt?" inquiredPig-wig. Pigling Bland grunted.

Pig-wig ate the peppermintherself and followed the opposite sideof the road. "Pig-wig! keep under the wall, there's a man ploughing."Pig-wig crossed over, they hurrieddown hill towards the county boundary.

Suddenly Pigling stopped; heheard wheels.

Slowly jogging up the road below

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them came a tradesman's cart. Thereins flapped on the horse's back,the grocer was reading a newspaper.

"Take that peppermint out of your mouth, Pig-wig, we may haveto run. Don't say one word. Leaveit to me. And in sight of the bridge!"said poor Pigling, nearly crying.He began to walk frightfully lame,holding Pig-wig's arm.

The grocer, intent upon his news- paper, might have passed them, if

his horse had not shied and snorted.He pulled the cart crossways, andheld down his whip. "Hallo!Where are YOU going to?"--PiglingBland stared at him vacantly.

"Are you deaf? Are you goingto market?" Pigling nodded slowly.

"I thought as much. It wasyesterday. Show me your licence?"

Pigling stared at the off hindshoe of the grocer's horse whichhad picked up a stone.

The grocer flicked his whip--"Papers? Pig licence?" Piglingfumbled in all his pockets, andhanded up the papers. The grocer read them, but still seemed dissatisfied."This here pig is a younglady; is her name Alexander?"Pig-wig opened her mouth and shutit again; Pigling coughed asthmatically.

The grocer ran his finger down

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the advertisement column of hisnewspaper--"Lost, stolen or strayed, 10s. reward." He lookedsuspiciously at Pig-wig. Then hestood up in the trap, and whistled

for the ploughman.

"You wait here while I drive onand speak to him," said the grocer,gathering up the reins. He knewthat pigs are slippery; but surely,such a VERY lame pig could never run!

"Not yet, Pig-wig, he will look back." The grocer did so; he sawthe two pigs stock-still in themiddle of the road. Then he lookedover at his horse's heels; it waslame also; the stone took sometime to knock out, after he got tothe ploughman.

"Now, Pig-wig, NOW!" saidPigling Bland.

Never did any pigs run as these pigs ran! They raced and squealedand pelted down the long white hilltowards the bridge. Little fat Pig-wig's petticoats fluttered, and her feet went pitter, patter, pitter, as she

bounded and jumped.

They ran, and they ran, and theyran down the hill, and across a shortcut on level green turf at the bottom,

between pebble beds and rushes.

They came to the river, theycame to the bridge--they crossedit hand in hand-

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then over the hills and far awayshe danced with Pigling Bland!

THE END

THE TALE OFTWO BAD MICE

FOR W. M. L. W.

THE LITTLE GIRLWHO HAD THE DOLL HOUSE

ONCE upon a time therewas a very beautifuldoll's house; it was red brick with white windows, and it hadreal muslin curtains and afront door and a chimney.

IT belonged to two Dollscalled Lucinda and Jane;at least it belonged to Lucinda,

but she never ordered meals.

Jane was the Cook; but shenever did any cooking, becausethe dinner had been boughtready-made, in a box full of shavings.

THERE were two red lobsters,and a ham, a fish,a pudding, and some pears andoranges.

They would not come off the

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plates, but they were extremely beautiful.

ONE morning Lucinda andJane had gone out for

a drive in the doll's perambulator.There was no one in thenursery, and it was very quiet.Presently there was a littlescuffling, scratching noise in acorner near the fireplace, wherethere was a hole under theskirting-board.

Tom Thumb put out hishead for a moment, and then

popped it in again.

Tom Thumb was a mouse.

A MINUTE afterwardsHunca Munca, his wife,

put her head out, too; andwhen she saw that there wasno one in the nursery, sheventured out on the oilclothunder the coal-box

THE doll's house stood atthe other side of thefireplace. Tom Thumb andHunca Munca went cautiouslyacross the hearth-rug. They

pushed the front door--it wasnot fast.

TOM THUMB and HuncaMunca went up-stairsand peeped into the dining-room. Then they squeakedwith joy!

Such a lovely dinner was laidout upon the table! There weretin spoons, and lead knives

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and forks, and two dolly-chairs--all SO convenient!

TOM THUMB set to work at once to carve the ham.

It was a beautiful shiny yellow,streaked with red.

The knife crumpled up andhurt him; he put his finger inhis mouth.

"It is not boiled enough; itis hard. You have a try,Hunca Munca."

HUNCA MUNCAup in her chair, andchopped at the ham withanother lead knife.

"It's as hard as the hamsat the cheesemonger's," saidHunca Munca.

THE ham broke off the plate with a jerk, androlled under the table.

"Let it alone," said TomThumb; "give me some fish,Hunca Munca!"

HUNCA MUNCA triedevery tin spoon in turn;the fish was glued to the dish.

Then Tom Thumb lost histemper. He put the ham inthe middle of the floor, and hitit with the tongs and withthe shovel--bang, bang, smash,smash!

The ham flew all into pieces,

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for underneath the shiny paintit was made of nothing but

plaster!

THEN there was no end to

the rage and disappointmentof Tom Thumb and HuncaMunca. They broke upthe pudding, the lobsters,the pears, and the oranges.

As the fish would not comeoff the plate, they put it intothe red-hot crinkly paper firein the kitchen; but it wouldnot burn either.

TOM THUMB went up thekitchen chimney andlooked out at the top--therewas no soot.

WHILE Tom Thumb wasup the chimney, HuncaMunca had another disappointment. She found sometiny canisters upon the dresser,labeled "Rice," "Coffee?""Sago"; but when she turnedthem upside down there wasnothing inside except red and

blue beads.

THEN those mice set towork to do all the mischief they could--especiallyTom Thumb! He took Jane'sclothes out of the chest of drawers in her bedroom, andhe threw them out of the top-floor window.

But Hunca Munca had afrugal mind. After pullinghalf the feathers out of

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Lucinda's bolster, she rememberedthat she herself was in want of a feather-bed.

WITH Tom Thumb's

assistance she carried the bolster down-stairs and acrossthe hearth-rug. It was difficultto squeeze the bolster into themouse-hole; but they managedit somehow.

THEN Hunca Munca went back and fetched a chair,a bookcase, a bird-cage, andseveral small odds and ends.

The bookcase and the bird-cagerefused to go into the mouse-hole.

HUNCA MUNCA leftthem behind the coal-

box, and went to fetch a cradle.

HUNCA MUNCA was just returning withanother chair, when suddenlythere was a noise of talkingoutside upon the landing. Themice rushed back to their hole,and the dolls came into thenursery.

WHAT a sight met theeyes of Jane andLucinda!

Lucinda sat upon the upsetkitchen stove and stared, andJane leaned against the kitchendresser and smiled; but neither of them made any remark.

THE bookcase and the bird-cage were rescued fromunder the coal-box; but Hunca

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Munca has got the cradle andsome of Lucinda's clothes.

SHE also has some useful pots and pans, and several

other things.

THE little girl that the doll'shouse belonged to said:"I will get a doll dressed like a

policeman!"

BUT the nurse said: "I willset a mouse-trap!"

SO that is the story of the

two Bad Mice. But theywere not so very, very naughtyafter all, because Tom Thumb

paid for everything he broke.

He found a crooked sixpenceunder the hearth-rug; and uponChristmas Eve he and HuncaMunca stuffed it into one of the stockings of Lucinda andJane.