Beano Dino Hunt Sampler Edition

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BILLY WHIZZ!

LITTLE PLUM!

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THE BASH STREET

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MINNIE THE M

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DENNIS THE MENACE!

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My dog gnASHER iS MiSSing! REAd THiS CoMiC To find ouT WHy, THEn HElp ME

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i’M dEnniS THE MEnACE And i

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i’M THE WoRld’S fASTEST

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i’M THE noT-So-BRAvE

BRAvE!

i’vE AlWAyS goT

SoMETHing up My SlEEvE!

you’vE HEARd of THE

MAn of STEEl? WEll, i’M THE

MAn of pEEl!

i’M TougHER THAn Any

Boy!

i’M fooTBAll

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WE ARE THE WoRST ClASS AT

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for anyone who doesn’t know (where have you been, mars?) this happened last week...

oh no! Gnasher has stolen a rare dinosaur bone from the

national museum of scotland!

now, you miGht think that’s an awesome thinG for a

doG to do, but...

so, now the menace family are back in beanotown...

…then return it to

scotland and everything

will be back to normal!

we just need to find Gnasher and the bone…

well, you were wrong

about Gnasher makinG his

own way home! there’s no siGn

of him here!

i’ll Get bear Grylls on the

case – he’s Good at trackinG!

hi, 118 118! have you Got the number for bear Grylls?

you are bear Grylls! that’s lucky. can you help me find

a stolen dinosaur bone? you can! excellent! see you

later!

grrr!

your mum will love havinG bear Grylls

here – he’s the only Guy i know who would

eat her cookinG!

too impatient to wait until the end of the comic, dennis Goes to see

beanotown’s resident fossil hunter…

the siGn was riGht – you really

are ancient!

it’s the fossils that are ancient. what do you

want?

i knew i should have sent that

siGn back!

oh right! ancient fossils!

i thouGht it was, “indiana

bones, ancient fossil

collector.”

he’s probably crawlinG his way over ben nevis

just now.

he says he can’t Get here until near the

end of the comic.

The World’s Wildest Boy!

this is awful!

Gnasher’sin loads of trouble, and now he’s run off

with that dinosaur bone!

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My dog, gnasher, stole a rare bone froM the national

MuseuM of scotland and i need help to

find hiM.

that’s my bone!

i found the bone – and the rest of the skeleton – in abyssinia in the 1930’s! the Mail on sunday ran a story on it. “Man

finds bones,” it said.

you found it in abyssinia? gnasher’s an AbyssiniAn Tripe

Hound!

…i thought second class Would haVe

been okay.

neVer again!

i Managed to saVe just one bone...

…Which i sold to the national

MuseuM of scotland!

yes!

the rest of that dinosaur Was scattered across beanotoWn. a shaMe, because it Was

a fierce beast!

so is gnasher!

its teeth Were razor sharp and there Were far too

Many for its Mouth!

ha-ha! that sounds

jusT like gnasher!

are you sure? i thought you only got mAssive coincidences

like that in things that are Made up, like

MoVies and soaps! not in real life!

MoneyWas a bit tight, so i decided to Mail

My dinosaur - and Myself - hoMe!

4

hoots, jings and other Words

people think We say in scotland!

14BNMOS_S003.indd 4 21/03/2014 15:41

From the skeleton, I learned that It

was hIt by a meteor whIle huntIng a sausagesaurus!

waIt a mInute! gnasher loves

sausages!

why was I born so tasty?

the abyssInIan trIpe hound sounds lIke It could be a descendant oF the

dInosaur I Found!

no, It doesn’t!

yes, he Is!

no, It won’t!

thanks For the help! I thInk I know

exactly where to look For the

FIrst pIece oF the puzzle!

hmph! kIds today – always runnIng oFF on quests to recover lost treasures.

at dennIs’s gran’s house…

okay, okay! I’m comIng!

gran! tell me that story about that thing you dug up

that time!

the chest oF cursed

aztec gold?

thIs Isn’t rIght!

have you lost

weIght?

and IF I FInd the rest oF

the skeleton, It’ll prove hIm

Innocent!

and that he’s not really In

trouble!

that would mean gnasher Is the

rightful owner oF the bone!

there was a real gnashersaurus?

well, IF we’re goIng to name

It, It should really be my...

we all thought It was great at first, but It wasn’t long beFore

we dIscovered that we couldn’t dIe…

…and In the moonlIght welooked lIke zombIes!

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Oh, the bone!

I was just a gIrl, dIggIng fOr fun…

what’s thIs?

arrrgh! an unexplOded

bOmb! It’s just a bOne, dad!

arrrgh! an unexplOded

bOne!

sO, dennIs gets dIggIng…

urrgh! Another

unexplOded bOmb!

just thrOw It On the

pIle wIth the Others…

eventually…

and sO, the Quest begIns! are yOu ready tO help?

Yes!

thanks, gran!

thIs jOb Is tOO bIg fOr me On my Own!

I’ll text bIlly whIzz, ball bOy, mInnIe the mInx and the rest

fOr help!

we’ll call It, “the great everyOne

tryIng tO fInd lOads Of bOnes thIng!”

Or…

…the greAt beAnotown Dino hunt!

Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have the guts!

nOt that thIng yOu dug up! the other thIng yOu

dug up!!

JOE KING!

YOU MUST BE...

ed’s nOte: that’s beanOtOwn’s bOnfIre nIght

fIrewOrks taken care Of!

ed’s nOte: that’s beanOtOwn’s bOnfIre nIght

fIrewOrks taken care Of!

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NAME:

What does a triceratops sit on?

its tricera-bottom!

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?

coz the ‘p’ is silent !

Don’t forget to give your Dinosaur a cool-a-saurus name!

We’ve given you the outline of a dinosaur so all you have to do is decide how epic it should be! add scales, sharp teeth, wings, claws, horns, spiky tail… it’s up to you!

What Do you call a Dinosaur

that talks anD talks?

A dino-bore!

why did thE diNoSAur croSS thE roAd? bEcAuSE chickENS wErEN’t iNvENtEd yEt!

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14BNMOS_S008.indd 8 21/03/2014 15:42

All those gobstoppers –

down the drAin!

groAn!

sorry, wAyne! i gotta stop doing thAt!

i guess thAt’s my plAce in the

teAm gone!

no problem!

everything About me is puny, apart

from my wAges!

hi, bAll boy!

no! wAit… don’t…

gimmefive!

i’m wAyne puny’s Agent And he’s signing for

beAnotown united todAy!

oh deAr. looks like i’ll keep my

plAce in the teAm After All!

ow!

wAyne rooney?

wow!

go on, then – show me how good you

Are!

not rooney – puny. puny by

nAme, puny by nAture.

maybe they’ve found thAt missing

dinosAur bone thAt gnAsher

pinched!

whAt’s going on At cold trAfford

todAy?

on your heAd!

three pAckets of

gobstoppers A week!

whoAre you?whAt Are you doing

here?

JOEKING!JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEKING!KING!KING!KING!

YOU MUST BE...

Why was Cinderella dropped from the football team? Because she always ran away from the ball!

He’

s fo

otball c

razy!bAll boy’s gone to the

stAdium to see if he cAn find A dinosAur bone...

tee-hee! i wonder if he meAnt thAt?

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Dennis just tolD me about Gnasher anD the Dinosaur bones. i’ve haD a great iDea

how to finD them at Whizz-speed!

so…

so…

or are they just runninG away from

billy’s stinky socks?

i’ll brinG Duke back in twenty

minutes, mr nukem.

anD then another…

he’ll be fine, mrs

scratchitt!

sorry,i Don’t have a

pooper scooper biG enouGh for

butch!

they’re a bit slow, but if anyone can

finD some olD bones, it’s these Guys!

they’ve Got the scent! we’ll finD

those bones in no time!

so much for my crack bone-huntinG team! we’ve

been up anD Down a hundred streets anD haven’t founD

a single bone yet!

oh no!

we’ve been followinG the

butcher’s van all alonG!

billy wasn’t much help, was he? maybe minnie the minx will have more luck...

What colour is a burp? Burple!JOE KING!

YOU MUST BE...

stay back! i’m a black belt butcher

- i can kill a man with one chop!

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Pretend Gnasher’s hidinG in your Garden with this Paw-some Prank!

you can use jam to make

jammy pawprints on the

kitchen counter too! you

can say it was Gnasher

who ate all the biscuits!

send us a pic of your pawprints, and tell us how you fooled everyone! email them to [email protected] or post to: Paw-some Prank, the Beano, dC thomson, 80 kingsway east, dundee, dd4 8sL

steP

2

steP

3steP

4

steP

5

toP tiP!

draw a pawprint onto

the potato, using a

permanent marker.scrape away the

potato around the

print, making sure

the paw is at least

5mm clear of the

rest of the potato.

outside, push your

potato into the mud and

make a set of muddy

Gnasher footprints in

your garden!

Point them out to your mum and

she’ll think Gnasher’s

been hiding in your garden!

you’LL need:

l A lArge potAto

l A pet Adult

to do All the

hArd work

TRICKY DICKY’SSCHOOLPRANKS!SCHOOLof

Lesson 1: Fooled ya Footprints!

pAint these

green And

leAve them in

your dAd’s

hAnky!

this is gonnA be Awesome!

heh-heh!

scream! we’ll be

rich!

it wAsn’t

me!

yeAh, right!

the nAme’s dicky... tricky

dicky - licenced to prAnk!

Lesson

steP

1

ask your adult to cut a potato in

half for you.

still got All my fingers!

thAt’s why you need A grown-up!

the home of Pranks! 1 1

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Minnie the Minx has coMe to Beanotown square, where citizens Meet to talk aBout

the iMportant issues of the day…

MayBe Gnasher

caMe to the square…

It’s the girl who’s tougher than all the boys...

12

OW!

sorry, Mister. i was aiMinG

for your MeGaphone.

i know - GIVE IT BACK!

shriek!

SuCKEr!

whiMper! My poor

head!

so…hMM… a silent

protest, eh?

BOGEYS!

you could rEAllY hurt

soMeone with this, you

know.

what do we want? IndEpEndEnCE FOr

BunKErTOn! when do want it?

14BNMOS_S012.indd 12 21/03/2014 15:45

My teacher fell down a wishing well. I was amazed… I never knew they worked!

JOE KING!

YOU MUST BE...

it’s fatty fudge - he eats like a dinosaur!

NOt cool, man!

GRR!

come Back here, YOU

MINX!

Not so sIleNt now, aRe they? tee-hee!

ha-ha! i went to ground like a worm… and i

lost them!

oh no! it’s minnie the

minx!

huh? where did

he go?

i kNOw you’re up there,

fatty! i can smell the

chips!

i’d Better get him down or

there’ll Be no chips left!

have YOU seen

gnasher, fatty?

while minnie’s stuck there, why not try some mincraft,

readers? turn the page now!

it’s the leaning

tower of pizza... er,

chips!

gimme a chip, fatty!

you’ve had your chips now, fatty!

har-har!

uh–oh!

nope! can’t you see i’m Busy?

nom-nom! Burp!

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Please keep this poster up until Gnasher is found. Take a picture of where you put it up and we might show it on www.beano.com! Send them to: Dennis the Menace, The Beano,DC Thomson & Co. Ltd., 80 Kingsway East, Dundee DD4 8SL,OR email [email protected]

Please help me find Gnasher – he’s my best friend!

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It’s the class Teacher dreads...

16smiffy’s a bit dim, readers!

danny, why can’t we meet in our

usual secret place?

we’ve got to help dennis find him! toots, sidney, you know about animals. where should we look?

…ahem! i’m looking for a

cute lost dog! have you seen the

poor little thing?

groo!

whoa! looks like someone else had the

same idea - and he looks well

dodgy!

fatty had olive’s prune

chilli for dinner yesterday, that’s why!

…the Cats’ home!

Bounty hunter? i prefer a

twix!

yeah. what do you

want?!

you mean Janitor’s empty

shed, where we all have to squeeze in

and there’s not much air?

to find gnasher?

there’s only one place…

he’s one of those Bounty

hunters! he doesn’t care about gnasher. all he wants is the reward from the

museum!

i take it you’ve all heard about

gnasher?

ah… local

youths, eh?

Pardon me for Being so rude - it was not me,

it was my food!

yeah! poor

dennis!

a mangy mutt, a missing bone, and a big

reward!

ah, you’re friends of his! in that case...

mangy mutt? does

he mean gnasher?

so...

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plug is so ugly he can turn

fruit squishy!

crumbs! so dennis has a rival! he needs

to find gnasher - and the bone - first!

it’s time for some ‘help’ from the bash street Kids!

Waaaah! a monster!

...just a short trip

away!

come on! we need to

warn dennis that a bounty

hunter is after gnasher!

yeah. i thinK we saw

that dog down an alley. it’s

not far...

what on earth?!

this had better not be another one of your

tricKs!

awwww… smiffy!

Well?! have you seen him

or not?!

you pesKy Kids! i don’t have time for this. there’s

money at staKe!

i thinK i saw him hiding in this cardboard box. poor little

thing!

can’t he just go

to the shops and buy a bounty?

i don’t understand

why he’s after gnasher!

aaaaargh!

did someone mention ‘steak’?!

ooga booga!

Last night I dreamt I was eating the world’s BIGGEST marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow had gone!

YOU MUST BE...MUST MUST JOE

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Dear Dennis,

Here’s a picture of me in my new

kartie! Fancy a race sometime?

Poop poop!

Chris Evans

PSMy mum’s

calledMinnie!

Dear Dennis,

Jeremy Clarkson keeps picking on

me. What should I do?

Piers Morgan

Dear Dennis, My pesky brother is a real Softie,

but he keeps pulling my hair. How

can I make him stop?Rachel Johnson

Punch him on the nose!

I’ll let Minnie

answer this one,

Rachel. She’s good

at sorting out little

family arguments

like this.

IT’S THENEED SOME

ADVICE?

ASK A

MENACE!

20

Jeremy Clarkson keeps picking on

2020

Dear Dennis,I just got a new horse. How does oats for breakfast,

carrots for lunch and the occasional sugar cube sound?Liz Jones

YOU CAN wrITE TO DENNIS fOr MENACINg TIpS TOO! EMAIl [email protected] AND wE’ll MAKE SUrE HE rEADS THEM!

Any time,Chris! I beat Richard Hammond in a race last year, so bring it on!

Soundshorrid, Liz,

but what’s

your horse having?

Have you tried

splatting him with a

tomato? It usually

works for me!

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Coo – who would think Gnasher was

a bone-napper?

apart from everyone, you mean?

this is little eriC.

who is also bananaman!

that’s a seCret, by the way!

it’s the bananaphone! i wonder what Chief

o’reilly wants?

DRING-

chomp!

DRING!

RaGe!

hello, Chief o’reilly. lookinG

for the bestest, handsomest Crime-fiGhter

ever?

i am! do you have sherloCk’s phone number?

Good joke, Chief!

seConds later…

cRash!didn’t there used to be a door here?

what’s the trouble?

siGh. that’s the third time

this week.

we need to find that dinosaur skeleton. or Gnasher. or both, if you really want

a birthday present this year.

i’ll look for Clues.

well?

hmmm… i think this animal was

killed…

…65 million years aGo.

Probably in a meteor strike. sIleNt Get out there

and find that bone… or the

wild animal who took it!

sure thinG, Chiefy! i know just the

plaCe to find wild animals…

It’s Beanotown’s most famous fruit-powered superhero...

bananaman is on his way!

14BNMOS_S022.indd 22 21/03/2014 15:52

How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill!

JOE KING!

YOU MUST BE...

ENORMOUS SUCK!

…Beanotown Zoo.

Hmm… it looks like someone’s Been digging Holes to Bury sometHing!

like a stolen Bone!

underground…

no, tHey Haven’t!

it’s tHe meerkat enclosure, you dopey dimwit!

oH, dear! mayBe little plum will find gnasHer?

too late!

it’s general BligHt and doctor gloom,

Beanotown’s Baddest... er, Baddies.

keep digging, meerkats. we’ll Be in tHe Bank’s

vault soon.

did you Hear sometHing?

are you down tHere?

is tHat… Bananaman?

How could He Have

found us?

my suck-o-matic DeLuXe will soon

find out if gnasHer’s down tHere.

i can’t Hang on any longer!

Hallo! wHat are you two doing Here?

curse you, Bananaman! we’d

Have emptieD tHat Bank if it wasn’t for you!

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He’s always got a trick up his sleeve! It’s...

26

So…

So…

Hi, miSter.

WHat do you Want, kid? i’ve got a train – and a dog - to

catcH.

i knoW WHere gnaSHer iS. He HaSn’t left at all - He’S Still in BeanotoWn.

really? keep

talking…

gnaSHer’S Hiding in a

theme park?

He’S in Here.

Out Of the way! tHat

dog iS mine!

it’S tHe lOg flume, tHat’S WHat it iS!

waaaaah!!!

Sorry! gnaSHer muSt Have moved.

But i knoW WHere He Will Have gone.

okay, SHoW me.

tHiS iS tHe otHer place

He’S Been Hiding.

tHankS, kid. i’ll give you a fiver WHen

i claim my reWard!

WHy iS He So mad? He got a free ride,

didn’t He?

He’S aS Wet aS Walter!

i’ve got a dodge tHat Will SloW doWn tHat

Bounty Hunter, So denniS can find gnaSHer firSt!

HuH? WHat’S tHiS?

if i WaS Hiding out from tHe police,

i’d Hide SomeWHere fun tHat Had candy floSS and Hot dogS

too!Sure!

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LOOKS LIKE FUN, DOESN’T IT! sounds LIKE IT, TOO!

GOOD WORK, ROGER! THAT BOUGHT DENNIS

SOME TIME!

WHOOSH!

What’s brown and sticky? A stick!JOE KING!

SO…

WHERE AM I? WHAT IS THIS

THING?

DON’T yOU KNOW? THIS IS THE Tower of Terror, THE

ScARIEST RIDE IN The world!

Arrrrghhh!!!

A FEW UpS AND DOWNS LATER…

yOU jUST MISSED HIM,

MISTER! HURRy Up!

BLEURGH!

THIS IS yOUR lAsT

cHANcE, KID.

wAAAAAh!!!

bwAAAAAh!!!

SHriek! Yelp! GrOO!

WHAT’S THE MATTER, MISTER? I

THOUGHT yOU HAD A TRAIN TO

cATcH?

HA-HA! HE WON’T BE cHASING

GNASHER FOR A WHILE!

YOU MUST BE...

BLOIK!

HE WENT INTO THAT TUNNEL!

Screa

m! Hurl! GrOan!

eek!

HEH-HEH! HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT’S IN

THAT TUNNEL – THE rollercoAsTer!

HIS BOUNTy HUNT IS ABOUT TO GO OFF THE

RAILS!

IF yOU’RE QUIcK, yOU

SHOULD cATcH HIM!

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YOU MUST BE...

Why was the man running in bed? He wanted to catch up on his sleep!

It’s the not-so-brave brave...

Ha-Ha! Fooled you! IF you were any

good at trackIng, you would Have known It was a

prank!

crumbs! ThaT bear obvIously

tHougHt It was a good HIdIng place too!

Here are some

More!

a clever brave lIke me

can use HIs trackIng skIlls to FInd

gnasHer!

wHat’s tHIs? gnasHer’s gone

Missing?!

heeeeeeeLP! I’ve come unstuck! er, and I’m

stuck!

Hang on - How can gnasHer’s paw prInts be on

boTh siDes oF tHIs cactus?

paw prInts! and tHey look lIke

gnasHer’s!

trIcky dIcky! wHat are you doIng Here?

Hmm… tHey lead Into tHIs old mIne. It’s a good

HIdIng place!

Hee-Hee! and you sHould Have known you were standIng In sinking sanD!

oucH!

sHortly...

soon...

tHe old craFt mInekeeP ouT!

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YOU MUST BE...

What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!

Everybody’s got them!

Who are you?!

Plan?! Plan?! When have We ever had a Plan?! We just do stuff!

also, you need to knoW there’s a Bounty

hunter after Gnasher!

see you Guys later. I’m

GoInG to ask the BeanotoWn scouts

for helP!

I’m danny’s cruncher numskull.

BraIny needs to hear thIs!

hoW dId he knoW aBout that?! all danny saId Was, ‘urGle BerGle

BlorG!’

come on, BraIny! you’re

the BraIns! What’s the

Plan?!

urGle BerGle BlorG!

We need to fInd the Bones and Gnasher… Before

the Bounty hunter!

aaaarGh! a GIant Bone!We trIPPed

over a GIant, half-BurIed

Bone!

excuse me, I really need to Get Back

to danny noW!

tut, tut! terrIBle!

BeanotoWn’s alWays In such

a mess!

yeah! I mean, Who’s In charGe around...

What haPPened?

there’s a lot GoInG on In dennIs the menace’s head…

Word aBout the Bounty hunter quIckly sPreads In dennIs’s head…

If you Want Plans, Better try roGer the dodGer’s head – ed.

dennIs Is runnInG round BeanotoWn lookInG for the

dInosaur Bones and Gnasher!

InsIde dennIs’s head…

suddenly... In dennIs’s ear…

InsIde dennIs’s head…

aaarGh!

I fell out When We crashed Into each other! I need to Get Back as there’s no-one In charGe of danny’s mouth!

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WoW! Another

bone!

Cool!

There are loAds sTill

To find, Though!

The beanoToWn sCouTs Will be able To help! This kind of ouTdoors exploring and hunTing is righT

up Their sTreeT!

inside...

Where are We noW? oh Yeah - baCk oUtsIde dennis’s head!

WiTh these guYs on The Case, i’ll have all The bones – and gnasher – found in

no Time!

or maYbe not!

is This WhY i never see You sCouTs in

beanoToWn? You’re alWaYs in here plaYing

video games?

flappY bird Isn’t a game

– iT’s a WaY of life!

WhaT’s Your name? don’T Tell

him, pike!

Where’s Your boss… or

leader… umm, WhaTever?

he gave up. QuiT.

WenT home CrYing.

Can anYone Think Who ThaT mighT

be?

You guYs reallY need Whipping inTo shape!

if onlY There Was someone on Their WaY

To beanoToWn righT noW Who Could

help me!

Where is he? sTuCk on a bus or

someThing?

Come on, bear! i don’T have

all daY!

The World’s Wildest Boy!

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paddington bear?

oh yeah!did you see the

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dinner? bleurgh!

i’m tv’s bear grylls – here to help with

all your survival and tracking needs!

let’s get started! drop and give me twenty push-ups!

that reminds me! check out this funny

picture i took of a dog barking at the lions in trafalgar square this

morning!

that’s gnasher!

i’ve got to get to him! you stay and

train the scouts to find dinosaur

bones!

hmph.

right, you lot! fossil hunting is hard work!

you’ll be exposed to the elements! at nature’s mercy! with danger

around every…

what?


YOU MUST BE...

over to save £1, and get your

What kind of food can jump highest?Frogs’ legs!

hi, everyone!it’s me, bear!

if it’s bones you’re after, why don’t you

just take the big skull my granddad

found back when he was a scout? it’s

above your head.

oh. yeah.

that’s a good start!

umm… bear? while they’re doing that, as well as the bones, i need help finding my dog.

rupert the bear?

a care bear?

no, you twits! it’s

bear grylls! he’s the chief

scout and he’s awesome!

whats a push-up?

well, i found my bone - now it’s time to find out

how you can find some too!

hope this guy doesn’t wake up hungry or it’s

bear today, gone tomorrow!

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Gnasher, or will

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