Bake Sale Pt. 1/2

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Bake Sale

Transcript of Bake Sale Pt. 1/2

Bake Sale

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M: Oh, that's not good...

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M: Eh, more fiber.

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M: Let's see here...

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S: MAX! Check out this diseased cat I fou-

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S: Whatcha doin?

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S: Oh! Are you making cookies?Cat: *screaming meow*

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S: Can I have a taste?!

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M: Now hold up Sarah.

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M: Are your hands clean?

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S:....

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S:....

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S: Clean enough?

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M: Proceed...

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S:Yay!

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S:What flavor are they?

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M: Oatmeal carab and wheatgrass!

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S: *repressed gag*M: How is it?

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S: Max, you know I'd never lie to you.

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M: Yes, and....

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S:Well... They certainly taste...

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S:...healthy?

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S:Oh!

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S: You know what would make them even better?!

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M: I'm not letting you magic them.

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S: Are you sure? Because I think that with a teeny bit of ma-

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M: Absolutely Not!

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M: Absolutely Not!

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M: Not since we still haven't taken care of the macaroni incident!

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M: Not since we still haven't taken care of the macaroni incident!

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Macaroni Monster: *Roars*

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S: Oh yeah... I forgot about that.

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M: Anyway the sale is going to support the school basketball team.

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M: And Misty Lewis is a cheerleader,

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M: So my super healthy cookies should land me a slam dunk in her good graces.

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S: Now aren't you romantic?

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*phone beeping*

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M: Well shoot.

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M: I gotta go meet up with Ferguson to set up.

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M: He say's he want's to help with the sale

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M: But I know he just wants to eat anything that isn't sold.

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M: Hey Sarah, mind putting those cookies in the oven

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M: and bringing them by the school?

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M: Thanks.

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M: And Sarah....

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M: Don't magic the cookies.

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S: Gotcha, don't enchant them.

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M: Sarah...

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S: I hear you loud and clear.

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S: No bewitching

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M: Sarah.....

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M:No. Magic.

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S: Totally got it, No charms!

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M:SARAH!

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S: Fine

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S:I won't magic your cocadoody cookies.

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M: Alright, I trust you!

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S: Aww. He trusts me.

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S: BLECH

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S: He's not going to win any hearts with that.

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S: Nothing up my sleeves.

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S: Nothing up my sleeves.

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M(echoey voice): Don't magic the cookies.

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S: Oh no, I'm hearing the voices again....

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S: *sigh* I can't do this....

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S: No, this needs to happen.

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S: Bippity boppity -!

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*BOOOMMMM*

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S: *Cough Cough*

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S:MMM, smells better already.

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S:Now to just give it a taste.

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S: Whaaa?

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S: Whaaa?

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S:Whaa....

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S:Hey, where do you think you're going?

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S: Oh no! No no no!

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S: This is just like the macaroni incident.

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S: Max is not going to be happy about that...

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M: Admit it Ferguson

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M: Admit it Ferguson

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M: You're just here to score snacks aren't you?

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F: I'm insulted! I'm not here just for snacks!

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F: I'm also here to hit on the ladies

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F: I'm also here to hit on the ladies

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F: Hey baby, how you doin'?

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F: Some day that'll work.

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M: Shhhh! Dude shut up! Here comes Misty Lewis!

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Misty: ~Hi Max~

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Misty: You selling stuff?

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M: Uhhh... guh... um....

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M: Oatmeal carab and wheatgrass cookies!

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beat

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M: Sounds healthy?

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Misty: So... anyway, I was thinking that after the -(os) other cheerleader: Misty we're taking a picture! get over here!

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Misty: Can't you see I'm busy here!

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Misty:*sigh* I have to go.

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Misty: ~Bye Max~

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M: Phew...

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M: Think she'll ever notice me?F: Oh you're so clueless.

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S (o.s): Max Max Max

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S: Max! Max! Max! Max! Max!

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S: Max! Max! Max! Max! Max!

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M: There you are Sarah! Where are the cookies?

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S: Well, you see about that....

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S: *mumble...mumble*

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M:Sarah, focus! Whare are the cookies?

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S: Uhh... you see....

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M: Sarah...

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M: Well.... I may or may not have..... (mumbles)

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M: SARAH!

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S:I magicked the cookies

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M: So where are they now?

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S: They're close....

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*screaming*

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*screaming*

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*screaming*

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*screaming*

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M: Sarah.....

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S: Don't say it!

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M: This is just like....

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S:DON'T!

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M: The macaroni incident.S: AAAHHHHH!!!!

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S: I know! I'm sorry! I'm really bad at food spells!

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S: I know! I'm sorry! I'm really bad at food spells!

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S: I know! I'm sorry! I'm really bad at food spells!

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S: I know! I'm sorry! I'm really bad at food spells!

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S: I know! I'm sorry! I'm really bad at food spells!

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M: Sarah, I can spend the next hour lecturing you, but for now we have to stop this thing!