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Transcript of As we all know, shit rolls downhill. The following diagram illustrates exactly how this process...
As we all know, shit rolls downhill.The following diagram illustrates exactly how this
process takes place in consulting firms.
At the top of the hill is the Client.Generally, the Client, in one way or another,
generates the shit.Client
Shit
Partner
The shit first reaches the Partner.But Partners are very adept at smelling shit coming,
and say, “I’m a Partner, I don’t have to take this shit.” And so the shit rolls on by.
SeniorManager
Now the shit reaches the Senior Manager.It’s picking up some speed by now, and the Senior Manager gets splashed. “Phew, this shit stinks,” says the Senior Manager, “better pass it down.”
Manager
So the shit washes over the Manager, and he gets well dipped in shit. But by this time, the shit has a
lot of momentum, and it keeps rolling down.
And so the shit lands on the Consultant.And the Consultant gets covered in it, and spends the
entire engagement swimming in it.
Consultant
Crest of Ignorance
The Analysts are shielded from the shit by the Crest of Ignorance, which keeps shit from rolling down on
them, and ensures that the Consultant remains submerged.
Analysts
Consultant
Cave of Unreported Exceptions
Meanwhile, however, the Analysts discover more shit as they proceed with the engagement. Not sure
what to do with it, they conceal it in the Cave of Unreported Exceptions.
Analysts
Fermented shit
After a while, the cave gets filled with shit, and it starts to ferment. Then the Consultant begins to
smell hidden shit, and wonders “Dammit, now who’s been hiding shit?”
Analysts
So, next time you’re a Consultant on an engagement, and you wonder why your life seems like shit, just
refer to the diagram.
Analysts