Arizona vs. The Citadel 2010

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The Leaky Bugle

(OR TO PET HIS LONG, FLOWING HAIR... YOUR CHOICE

September 11, 2010 - Arizona vs. The CitadelVolume 55 Issue 1


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Table of ContentsMessage From/About the Editors.....................................3

Kristen and Chelsea say hi.

Behind the Music................................................................4

A brief history of the band whose music were performing

What is Cydonia?................................................................5

Mystery driving you crazy? Learn more here

102 Ways to Say You Suck!............................................6

Youll hear most of them by the end of September

Retro-Spective....................................................................7

Presenting you with historic information10 Reasons Being A Science/Math Major in the Pride is

a Good Thing................................................................8

There are SOME upsides....

Beat of a Different Drummer............................................8

Our very own Bryce Goods comic returns

Meet the Band....................................................................9

Learn about those sections of the band you never get to march near

All You Ever Needed to Know About Bowl Games.........10

An overview for those of you who have no idea what a bowl game is

Caption Contest..................................................................11

Think youre funny? Prove it.

The Citadel: Game Predictions.........................................12

People who know things about sports try to predict the future

Fabulous Football...............................................................13

Someone who doesnt know things about sports tries to predict the future

Shoutouts............................................................................15


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Message From/About the Editors

Hello POA! We are Chelsea Cohen and Kristen Riordan, and

were the editors for this years Leaky Bugle. Were both really

excited for this season and for being able to do the Leaky Bugle.

Help make it as awesome as it can be by submitting as much as

you can each week to [email protected]!

About ChelseaChelsea is a senior clarinet

player and Tears for Fears

rookie majoring in CreativeWriting and Linguistics and

minoring in Math. She is a

member of Tau Beta Sigma

and likes reading, solving

puzzles, and playing video

games.

About KristenKristen is a senior horn player

and Tears for Fears rookie

majoring in Photography andminoring in Art History. She

is a member of Kappa Kappa

Psi and likes sleeping, hugs,

and hanging out with her bros.

Leaky Bugle Staff

Committee Members

Tau Beta SigmaChelsea Cohen

Stephanie Castro

Tiffany McCall

Amanda Tester

Craig Tester

Kappa Kappa PsiKristen Riordan

Tyler Anderson

Carl McBee

Emilio Romero

Lauren Spradlin

Contributors

Tyler Anderson

Erika Barrett

Stephanie CastroLauren Childers

Kenny Contrata

Bryce Good

Tiffany McCall

Mark Slater

Amanda TesterCraig Tester

Andre Veres

Chris Waters

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The formation of Muse began in 1994 in Teignmouth (UK) with guitarist Matt Bellamys audition in

drummer Dominic Howards band and concluded with the addition of Chris Wolstenholme on bass gui-

tar. Together, they underwent a series of gigs under names like Gothic Plague and Fixed Penalty and

rst moved into recognition when they won a Battle of the Bands contest under the name Rocket BabyDolls (note how appropriate aming baby allusions would be if this hadnt changed). The name Muse

emerged when a friend suggested that a muse was responsible for the formation of several bands in small-

town Teignmouth. Putting aside the Oxford English Dictionarys use of the term in reference to the nine

goddesses regarded as presiding over and inspiring learning and the arts, the latter denition of a muse

as an object of inspiration of poetry or song, provided the band with a name that was not only short and

looked good on posters, but also with a name of substantial meaning.

Slowly rising to fame in gigs in London and Manchester, Muse met and signed a contract to produce

recordings for Sawmills Studio. After producing two EPs, the band eventually signed on with Taste Media

to produce Muses rst three albums, Showbiz (1999), Origin of Symmetry (2001) and Absolution (2003).

The release of their second album, Origin of Symmetry resulted from much of the experimentation in bothinstrumental and vocal lines to produce the slightly eerie (maybe even reminiscent of those Greek god-

desses) sound recognized as a characteristic to the band. The release of Absolution in 2003 debuted as

number one in the UK and marked the Muses rst top ten hit, Time is Running Out and top twenty hits,

Hysteria, Sing for Absolution and Butteries and Hurricanes. Following its release in the UK, they

were given two TV Europe awards and the merit of Best Life Act in both the Q Awards and the 2005

BRIT Awards. This success marked the bands move into international popularity with tours in the Canada,

Australia, New Zealand, France, and the US, where the Absolution went Gold.

The bands experimentation was furthered with the release of Black Holes and Revelations (2006), in

which a majority of the themes revolved around the inspiration and application of science ction into their

music. This fourth album hailed a number of awards and nominations, of which Knights of Cydonia was

voted as number one in the worlds largest poll in Australia. Following the bands innovative drive was the

release of The Resistance, the rst album produced by the band itself. Topping the charts in 19 countries

(#3 in the US), the debut saw about 148,000 copies sold in its rst week in the UK.

Throughout the success of their career, praise of Muse has correlated around the bands ambition and in-

novation. Queen guitarist Brian May has described the band as Real virtuosos who let their madness

show through, always a good thing in an artist. Given the ambiguity of genres associated with the band

(progressive rock, space rock, alternative, electronic, Indie, even rock opera), Muses claim to fame lies

with their ability to create their own sound through unconventional means.

Behind the Music

by Tiffany McCall

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Have you ever lost sleep at night after listening to Knights of Cydonia because you have absolutely no

idea just exactly where Cydonia is? Is it a town in medieval France? No. Is it the name of Matthew Bel-

lamys favorite bowling alley? Doubtful. Is it Professor Rees home planet? Possibly, but thats the closest

guess so far. Truth be told, Cydonia isnt on Earth. Its a region on Mars.

Mars? you say. How could there possibly be knights on Mars? We havent even discovered life on Mars,

much less one that has developed a feudal system of society! Well, youre right. There are no knights on

Mars. But there is a face, which is pretty cool too.

Look familiar? If youve ever seen the movie Mission to Mars or have paid

attention in an elementary school science class, it should. Taken by NASAs

Viking 1 spacecraft, this photo shows the famous face on Mars situated

within the Cydonia region. Located in Mars northern hemisphere, Cydo-

nia consists of three smaller regions: Cydonia Mensae, Cydonia Colles, and

Cydonia Labyrinthus, which are a group of mesas, a collection of small hills,

and a series of complex intersecting valleys respectively. Some of these hills

are said to resemble human-built pyramids, which combined with the face has

created quite the excitement for conspiracy theorists across the world. So be-

fore you come to any conclusions, check out the picture below, taken in 2001

by the Mars Global Surveyor.

Thats the face without its makeup on. Not as good looking, huh?

The name Cydonia originates from an ancient city-state on the island

of Crete named Kydonia. Kydonia was mentioned in Virgils Aneid,

where its citizens were praised for their excellent archery skills. The

exact location of Kydonia was lost until Robert Pashley discovered

its site using only ancient literature (sometime around 1834). Today,

the city of Chania, Cretes second largest city, resides on what was

once Kydonia.

I hope that this brief explanation helps you sleep at night! Oh, and go

watch the music video. Itll make more sense now.

What is Cy donia?by Cr aig Test er

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1) That sucked2) Unskilled3) Repulsive4) Poor5) Shocking6) Horric7) Terrible8) Appalling9) Atrocious10) Awful11) Disastrous12) Gruesome13) Horrid14) Offensive15) Mediocre16) Unacceptable17) Thats wrong

18) Thats weak19) Youre not working hard today20) You are very bad at that21) Thats not coming along22) Im upset to see you working like that23) Thats careless24) Exactly wrong25) You made me depressed26) Youre not improving any today27) Youve just about got it, for ________ high school28) Thats the worst youve ever done29) Youre doing a crappy job

30) Are you trying to waste time?31) Do it again32) [ ]33) That was ass34) Are you waiting for the second time?35) Keeping working on it36) Youre improving37) What do you not understand?38) That's not it39) You didn't wow me40) Do I have to do it myself?

41) Are you proud of that? Really???42) You can play too ______43) You really make my job fun44) Are you new?45) We're not in the business of okay46) That was okay47) What were you thinking?48) Where is your intensity?49) That was special50) *biting sarcasm* Wow...51) __________ Come here

52) Are you a rookie?53) Thats not the way to do it54) Did you leave your brain at home today?55) What did you even do?56) Or you could try harder....57) That would be in poor taste58) That simply will not do59) Thats better than average60) Are you inept?!61) You must not have been practicing62) Dont quit your day job63) That was crap64) Stop. What you are doing!65) At least your mother loves you66) Youre scaring the children67) You swing like a dead cat68) Why dont you just quit?

69) There must be a misunderstanding70) This isnt what I meant71) That needs correction72) You need to concentrate73) We dont have all day74) Thats not such a good idea75) Im not so keen on this76) Correct me if Im wrong77) I know youve tried your best78) I dont think you understand79) I have some reservations80) Maybe we should reect

81) Im worried82) Id like to express my doubts83) I regret to inform you, that was awful84) I hate to tell you, that was bad85) I dont know how to say this...86) Its a shame87) Im not satised88) Id like to le a complaint89) How about we keep on trying?90) You didnt overwhelm me91) Dont try to outdo yourself now

92) That was pathetic93) At least we have something to work with94) Well that was different95) I dont think you should do this anymore96) You remembered! Finally....97) That was loathsome98) That stinks99) If your lifeguard skills were as good as your_______ a lot of people would be drowning100) That was frustrating101) If you were _______ing like that two thousandyears ago, people would stone you

102 Ways to Say You Suck!

By Lauren ChildersUnlike the 101 ways to say Good Job!, I feel this list is more

Rees appropriate

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Retro-Spectiveby Amanda Tester and Tyler Anderson

Amanda is a know-it-all history major and a UA tour guide who enjoys relentlessly drilling campus

trivia into the brains of prospective students. Tyler is a chemistry major, total Boy Scout, and resi-dent expert in all things UA and Tucson. Alone, we are simply the historians of Tau Beta Sigma andKappa Kappa Psi (respectively). Together, we are the guardians of POA history and the keepers of band

tradition and lore.

Its no secret that the UA loves its ght songs. Exhibit 1: we have Bear Down Arizona, which has lyrics so simple that the

student section can pull off a passable rendition (even after consuming as they do on game days) and Fight, Wildcats, Fight (a

song so complicated that there are four different versions to sing, depending on whether you are an alumni or undergrad and if

youre at a basketball or football game). So naturally, when we score a touchdown, the POA plays Fight, just to throw those

kids a curveball. It only makes sense that the UA band wanted to get on the ght song bandwagon. The following is an ac-

count of the events surrounding the advent of Here Comes the Band.

THE HISTORY OF HERE COMES THE BAND

In the early 1960s, the former leader of the popular ARMCO Corporation Band, Frank Simon, arrived in Tucson to accept a

position as the University of Arizonas trumpet and cornet professor. Simon developed close ties to the marching band andwrote the march Here Comes the Band for the UA Band.

Under Jack Lee, the UA Band performed Here Comes the Band in parade routines and on the eld. Depending on the situ-

ation the band would play it, sing it, or alternate playing and singing. When James Keene took over the directorship in 1980,

the band participated in signicantly fewer parades than the Jack Lee Era; therefore, Here Comes the Band fell out of use in

the Pride of Arizona.

Here Comes the Band was kept alive mainly by oral tradition within the local chapters of Kappa Kappa Psi and Tau Beta

Sigma for the next couple decades. During this time, Simons composition became less of a march and more of a ght tune.

Several odd modulations also appeared as it was passed down through the organizations. In the early 2000s a Vice Presi-

dent of Membership of the Kappa Kappa Psi chapter by the name of Jonah Elrod (former POA trombone section leader and

all-around awesome TA from 2006-2008) attempted to create a denitive version of Here Comes the Band. The original

versions couldnt be found for reference, so he transcribed the piece as it made the most sense to him. Elrods version, withrevision by our very own Scott Matlick, is currently the ofcial version passed down in the Omega chapters of Kappa Kappa

Psi and Tau Beta Sigma.

(For copies of the Elrod-Matlick transcription of Here Comes the Band, please send a request via e-mail to tanderso@email.

arizona.edu.)

And now, because the entire band deserves to share in the epic awesomeness of this piece, here are the lyrics to the POAs

ght song.

Here comes the band, the U-of-A Band

With matchless reputation

The best by test, the best in the WestA pattern for the nation!

Here comes the band,

And Gee! But its grand

Hear that Bear Down melody

So cheer for Arizona! Fight for Arizona!

And lead the team to victory!

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10 reasons being a science/math major in the pride is

a good thing

By Erika Barrett

1. YouknowwhatpainrelieverstotakeandtonotmixduringBandCampbecauseyouranaTLCplateinGen-Chemofthem.

2. Anglesareeasiertosetbecauseyouknowhowvectorswork,andyougetannoyedwhenanX^2formbecomesitsderivativeatspots.

3. YouunderstandwhyyoucanthearReessometimesontheloudspeakerbecauseofthewaveinterferencefromtheSunTranbussounds.

4. YouthoughtupwaystoremembertheAminoAcidsandfunctionalgroupsbysingingittoyourmusic(yeahmulti-tasking!).

5. SomeoneinthePridehasthatstupid$150bookyouneedthatwillbereprintednextyearjustbecausesomeplanetisntconsideredaplanetanymorebutallthatreallychangedwasa

fewlinesinthebookbuttheteacherwontpostthepagesfromthepreviouseditions

becauseitsoutofdate.

6.Labsafterpracticeohwait.

7. GenChemtestsonMondaynights!!!!!!!!!!BestreasonEVERtonotbeatpracticeohwait8. Whenyougetstressedout,atleastthereare150otherpeoplewhoprobablyaretoo.9. Youhave5teststhatweek,2papers,aquiz,reading,handouts,andhomework,butyou

cometobandanywaybecauseatleastyoucangetastudybreakinandputenergyinto

somethingotherthanbacteria,calculus,andhexanerings.

10.+ + Androstenone

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Is i o play . . .

meet tHe BAND!!

LETS MEET ThE TEnorS!Also Known As: Tac.

Quos: G tac! Tat e ad a ai i it. 3 e ad a. JJ te Jet Plae.

morabl mons: We Zack didt beak is aess, we Zack wete wg aess, we Kik didt take pictue f us but tk pictues fte te sectis at dum camp, leavig a le f Zack, Zack memizigte sw ad dill i e day.

Qusions for Rs: Is te clck sud bette yet? Wat des te bld fmtals taste like? Wy dt we get t meet te bad duig Satuday pac-

tices? Ca we play te te call evey time te bad as t g t atteti?Ca we play te Ameica te Beautiful sl?

Show Suggsions: retu f Zeppeli, Te Eagles, Mas Vlta, Cake, Cami-a Buaa (te full vesi), Liki Pak, Bea Dw 2002, retu f Muse,retu f Aesmit, retu f F Figtes, nusey ymes fm te 19tcetuy, Seseme Steet, ad Tes Extavagaza.

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In the past, weve always had the Hawaii bowl, which was usually the 6th place bowl. Now we have the addi-

tion of the Alamo bowl, which actually dishes out a decent load or cash to the teams playing. Money would

dictate that the Alamo Bowl is now the third place bowl and the Sun bowl is 4th. Lets be honest. They are

both in Texas, and you dont want to go there over your holiday break...unless youre *Jake Thompson...

because you already live there.

Here is the last little tidbit before I close out this article and let you progress your reading onto more impor-

tant things like witty band inside jokes, articles about Muse, and an interview with Rees (This is assuming

the Bugle is the same as it used to be). The #1 and #2 overall teams at the end of the season play in the BCSchampionship game. If a Pac 10 team makes it to the championship game, then everyone else gets bumped up

one! Also, USC (being the spooty spoot head school that it is) is currently serving a 2 year bowl suspension

for paying Reggie Bush, their former **Heisman running back to play for their school. This means we have

9 teams competing to play in 6 bowl games. Washington State and Arizona State are already out. Theyre

absolutely terrible this year. I hope this helps get you guys excited and I hope to see you all at the Rose bowl

this year! Ill be the drunk UA fan...

Sincerely,

Chris Waters

PS- As you read this article, at this very moment, I am laying on the beach. Suck it.

* In every article I write, I usually try to pepper in my dislike for the state of Texas and then somehow mention

that Jake Thompson lives there. I will occasionally reference his testosterone packed masculinity and boyish

good looks (that sexy devil).

**The Heisman award goes to the best college player of the year. It is an extremely prestigious award. Other

players who have won the Heisman are Matt Leinart (The ex Arizona Cardinals mediocre quarterback) and OJ

Stabby Wifey Simpson.

CAPTION CONTEST!

Send in emails with a funny or witty caption to this weeks picture, and the

top three will be in the next Bugle!

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Arizona football season has ofcially begun! With the Wildcats exciting annihilation of the Rockets last

week, it seems as though a Rose Bowl berth could be a very real possibility especially since USC appar-

ently did some bad things and isnt allowed to go any bowl games, poor them.

But before we have the chance to see roses, the Wildcats rst must do battle against The Citadel.

Never heard of The Citadel? Dont feel bad, neither had I. So for those not in the know, The Citadel is a

small military college in South Carolina. Their total number of students hovers around 3,300 yes, thats

roughly the same number of students in some of your lectures.

I originally thought that The Citadel might be a force to be reckoned with since theyre a military school,

and who doesnt love a man in uniform? But Ive come to realize that they just wont do.

First on my long list of grievances is that they do not play in their military uniforms. Whats the good of

having those delicious uniforms if you dont even wear them in a contest of strength, smarts and agility.

Now dont get me wrong. Football uniforms are also nice, but military uniform would have trumped football.

Too bad they dont take advantage of it.

Second, the uniforms The Citadel players do wear are tacky beyond all reason. In case you havent seen

them, they are a god-awful shade of blue. It doesnt quite have the softness of Carolina blue but maybe has

some seafoam in it. Anyway its ugly and out of style.

Third, their quarterback is not hot and not just in comparison to our ultra-hottie QB Nick Foles hes not

attractive, like, at all. Now, I can forgive a lot of things, Im a very understanding and kind person butIm pretty sure it says in the Constitution, All quarterbacks must be at least an 8. And their quarterback,

freshman Matt Thompson, is no better than a 3. Thompson is one of ve vying for the ofcial quarterback

position, and there is not one redeemable prospect in the entire deformed band of mists. All are far below a

5. The Citadel really should remedy that if they want to be champions.

Nick Foles, on the other hand, will of course lead our team to victory. Though Im not necessarily diggin

his new haircut (still owing blond locks, though slightly shorter than last year), I will say that Foles is still a

hard 9. Thats like a bagillion points higher than any of the Bulldogs QBs.

Fourth, their mascot is a bulldog which is totally adorable but wouldnt last ten minutes if we put it in a

cage with a wildcat. Rawr!

So at the end of the game, when the shoulder pads and cups come off, Arizona will be victorious and one

step closer to having a lovely rose garden in backyard.

Arizona: 764

The Citadel: -3

And now for a slightly different take...

Fabulous Football!by Kenny Contrata

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Drumming in a

Line...

aka

TheDRUMLIN

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Sammie-

MOAN!!


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some moreSHOUT OUTS!GET SOME CLARINETS!!!!

Best section ever :)

Love E

Hornz!

Show me your stomach!

Guard! First game! Good luck tonight!

:) Get ready to experience the magic

of Arizona Stadium.


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PLUS MORESHOUT OUTS!Dearest woman,

I love you. Oh and puddles!!!!! Hope

you have a great first game!!!!!


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ADDITIONALSHOUT OUTS!GUARD!!! GET IT, LOCK IT IN! WE GOT

THIS!

PERFORM YOUR LITTLE BUTTS OFF!

LOVE ERIN

Kiwi Punk,

Youre doing a great job so far, for

real.

Keep up the awesome job and dont

stress.

Yay first game! :D

Hey Bones!

Way to be awesome on our hike!

It was tons of fun and now we know an

epic song.

Next time, lets shoot for the whole

section. Dont Stop!

Julie,

I miss marching with you. Well have

to have

Delta Xi nite soon.

-Stephanie

Joe-You have done a fantastic job this

year as section leader. I am loving

this year. Dont Stop.

-Lauren

Trombones:

You have done an awesome so far this

season. We only can get better from

here!

Love, Lauren

To all rookies:

Good Luck on your first game this

week. Just remember to keep going,

watch, dont listen, and enjoy :)

Caitlin,

Boo, youre in Japan. And Im not

there with you.

-The one who just came back from Ja-

Stephanie-

I am so glad you came back this

year. I couldnt make it with-

out you. When you are not there on

Wednesdays I get kind of depressed.

Hope your lab is worth it.

Lauren

To the person who stole the monkey-

Please return him to Room J. The

band doesnt know how to have mon-

key feet without him. I know he is

small, but he is definitely notice-

able and missed.HORNZ--WE STILL HAVE TWO MORE PARTS

LEFT!!!! DONT STOP!!!!

Arielle,

Love you tons. You are fabulous.

AEA,

Kaowaiimono

Emilio,

Keep up the good work.

AEA,

Kaowaiimono

5-7-1929,

Forever striving.

AEA,

Kaowaiimono

Amanda Tester, Will Lathrop, Craig

Tester, Kyle Johnston, Kelsey Riley,

Jake Thompson and Sarah Early rockmy world! Thanks for all your help

guys! ~Ashley M.

Bill,

Your band better check themselves...

BEFORE they wreck themselves. March

10, 2011. Staples Center.

-Nick

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