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    Title sequence, shots of people walking around in the city,suburbs, etc. react to solar eclipse.

    SCENE 1 (EXT. CEMETERY)

    Eclipse is ending...

    [The next day/day after the eclipse]

    Girl, dressed as if she just came from school, walks alongrows of headstones with flowers, and stops at one.

    Girl puts flowers down, and turns to walk away. Suddenly,something grabs at her ankle. She struggles and calls out inpain. A groundskeeper with a shovel beats the thing on herankle and it is beaten, but it is not shown. Girl is veryfrightened, and looks terrified. The groundskeeper goes tohelp her up, but quickly retracts his hand when he noticesher ankle was bitten. He steps back. She looks confused,

    still scared.

    The groundskeeper raises his shovel, slowly.

    The girl starts to panic.

    He brings the shovel down...

    SCENE 2 (INT. HOLLYS BATHROOM)

    Motion of shovel is duplicated with a pregnancy test.

    A girl looks at the test, and picks up the phone on thefloor

    INT. RYNNS BEDROOM

    ^(Back & forth [bathroom & bedroom]: phone dialogue)

    RYNNSo? Are we suing Trojan?

    HOLLY

    The rabbits not dead yet...Oh.Nope. Its dead.

    She looks at the three positive pregnancy tests on the sink.

    HOLLYVery, very dead.

    She looks at the test in her hand.

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    HOLLYIm exhibiting signs of man-juiceinfection alright...

    RYNNHoly shit...Holy shit, Hol! Thisis...This is huge.

    HOLLYLike Im about to be...

    She grabs all the tests, and sits on her bed.

    RYNNWait...Youre. Thinking about goingthrough with this?

    HOLLYI dont know, Rynn. I...I know itsa big deal. I know its going to be

    hell telling my dad. And I knowthat every little aspect of thiswill suck major ass. But...I cant.I just cant. Do. that.

    RYNNAlright. Its your body. Imsupporting you no matter what, youknow that. I just...I hope you knowwhat youre getting into. You dontexactly have a perfect example setwhen it comes to the wholemotherhood thing...

    HOLLYYeah, well. The way I see it,theres only one option.

    RYNNSo does Ethan know? About...Any ofthis?

    HOLLYNo...I didnt want him to freakbefore I knew for sure. Besides, we

    havent really talked since webroke up.

    RYNNHolly, you just got a three-monthpass for the morning porcelainexpress. I will be there to holdyour hair, but the baby-daddy needsto put in some toilet-time too.

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    HOLLYIll call him later, Rynn. Imreally tired...

    RYNNOkay...Want me to come over later

    and make you dinner? Is your dadback yet?

    HOLLYNo, hell be back in a few days. Ithink Ill just order pizza orsomething. I kinda just want to bealone...

    RYNNOkay, but you cant just sit aroundwaiting for the Teletubby invasionforces. How about you and I have a

    girls night out tomorrow?

    HOLLYMaybe... Ill talk to you later.

    RYNN[sigh] Bye.

    Holly lies down on her bed, and slowly runs her hands overher stomach.

    SCENE 3 (INT. ROYS HOUSE)

    Roy is playing video games, and Ethan looks distraught,eating peanut butter out of a jar with chocolatesyrup/Tissues and lots of candy wrappers around him, etc.

    ETHANThese have been the worst two weeksof my life. Man, I thought...Ithought we were like. Youknow...Maybe I should call her.

    ROYDont do it man!

    ETHAN(sigh)

    Maybe youre right...If you lovesomeone, you let them go. Its avicious cycle...

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    ROYNo! Theres no way out!

    ETHANI know! And its...Each day, mychest gets heavier. I love her. Ireally really loved her. Shit.

    ROYShit.

    ETHANShit...(shakes head in disbelief)

    ROYSHIT! Goddamn, I hate this. (getsupset)

    ETHAN...Youre great man. Im lucky to

    have someone so sympathetic to helpme through this.

    ROYOkay, seriously. Everybody. Goover...Just like..NO! You idiots!Goddamnit. When I respawn, Iswear...

    ETHANLove is just a game...One big,sick, torturous game. And I dontwant to be a part of it anymore.Not if I cant have her.

    ROYNo!! (sigh) Screw this game, man!Lets go play some Pokemon.

    (INT. ROYS KITCHEN)

    Roy is on his DS, Ethan has a jar of peanut butter and aspoon in his hand.

    ETHAN(Spinning spoon in front offace with glob of peanutbutter on it)

    "Nothing takes the taste out ofpeanut butter quite like unrequitedlove..."

    Roy is into his video game.

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    ETHANMaybe I should talk to her. Just tosee...what I did wrong.

    ROYThats not gonna be effective.

    (under breath) Stupid NPCs.

    ETHANYoure right. Talking to her isntgoing to help anything, she alreadytold me...I was too clingy.Besides, Id just make a fool ofmyself. Say something stupid like Ialways do. Why cant I do anythingright? I can never find the rightwords...Man, if she just knew howcrazy I was...AM about her...Shewouldnt have ended it. And I

    wouldnt be eating all of yourSkippy peanut butter, and using upall your Kleenex...

    ROYUsing up my...Aw, man. My Skippys?(sigh)

    ROYHonstly, I dont know whatsgetting you so worked up. Shedumped you. So what? Get. Over it.She didnt deserve you dude. You

    could do better...Damn, criticalhit. (sighs again closes DS)

    ROYHolly was good for you, sure. Itwas a good experience, and I getit: Losing your first love hurtsthe most. But its time to move on.Its been almost two weeks, and allyouve done is mope around, quoting50s comic strips and eating all myprotein.

    Holds up an empty peanut butter jar.

    ROYYou have to get it through yourhead, Ethan: there WILL be others.Shes just. A girl.

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    ETHANNo, you dont get it, Roy. Shewasnt just a girl t o m e . Ithought we had a future. I wouldhave given her anything...Just tomake her happy.

    ROYThen you need to let her go! Shebroke up with you because shethought that was best for her. Sheis happy.

    ETHANBut...I want her to be happy withme...

    ROYYou say that like its stillpossible...

    ETHANI...I need to clear my head...Andget away. From these. Jerk fumes.

    ROYGood comeback.

    ETHAN...Thanks. For the Skippy.

    Ethan hands Roy the jar of peanut butter, and walks out.

    SCENE 4 (INT. PARTY HOSTS HOUSE)

    Holly and Rynn have just arrived at the party, which has afew people, but is not very lively.

    HOLLYThis isnt exactly my idea of aGirls Night Out...

    RYNNIts all I could get us into. Nobouncer was going to believe thosecrappy IDs Roy made us last year...

    HOLLYIts fine...I dont feel likepartying much anyway...

    Rynn grabs a snack/drink

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    RYNNWhats the matter mama? Baby drama?

    HOLLYSssh! ...Its...Ethan.

    RYNNOh my god, is he here?

    HOLLYNo...This isnt really his thing.

    The two girls sit down on a couch.

    RYNNYoure acting upset...I thought youbroke up with him...

    HOLLY

    I did. But. I dunno. I still wonderif it was a little...Hasty. I guessthe whole ordeal was hasty. Imean...

    Holly indicates her belly/pregnancy.

    HOLLYI just...I really did love him,Rynn. And you make one. Stupidmistake. And you...

    Holly starts to get upset/tear up

    HOLLYYou completely fuck up somethingthat couldve been...reallyamazing.

    RYNNDid you say anything when you brokeit off?

    HOLLYI...I couldnt tell him. I didntknow yet and...I was scared. Ithought that maybe hed get mad,or...I dont even know. Why I didit..It seems so stupid now. Iwasnt thinking clearly, and Ijust...ended it. I didsomething...hasty.

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    RYNNYou two are good at that...

    HOLLYI think its our job as teenagersto do things were going to

    regret...Forever. Its what we do

    RYNNAnd were the masters!

    Rynn takes a swig of beer

    Holly chuckles weakly.

    HOLLYReal pros... (sigh) I shouldnteven be here.

    Rynn looks over at her, rests beer on knee

    RYNNLook, Holly...You need to have alittle fun. If youre planning ondoing...(indicates Hollyspregnancy) all of this, you shouldrelax.

    [Says while handing Holly a soda]

    RYNNHave one last night before the rest

    of your life goes to hell.

    HOLLYIm already in hell.

    RYNN(chuckles)

    Common. Its only 4. This nightwill be fun. I promise.

    HOLLYAlright...

    RYNN(holds up drink as to toast)

    To the rest of our shitty littlelives.

    Holly chugs her diet soda.

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    RYNNAmen. (Takes a swig of her beer)

    They both burp.

    RYNN

    So, youre gonna have fun tonight,right? I mean, if you want to callEthan, I brought my cell...

    HOLLYNo...Like you said. This night isabout fun. Hes...probably fine.

    SCENE 5 (EXT. DAY/EARLY AFTERNOON)

    Ethan is walking around town...Passing couples, and beingoverly dramatic/upset.

    Ends with Ethan walking out of frame after seeing a couplemaking out.

    When Ethan leaves the frame, one partner moves to reveal alarge bite/a head falls/etc.

    SCENE 6 (INT. PARTY HOSTS HOUSE)

    Holly is sitting alone, snacking in a corner of the room.Rynn comes over and sits next to her...

    RYNNUgh this party blows... Im. So.Tired.

    HOLLYEh, its better than being home.Alone.

    RYNNHow are you feeling?

    HOLLYHm. I dunno. This diet sodasdulled all my senses.

    RYNNDoesnt that stuff, like... Inducelabor?

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    HOLLYI think... The baby actually hasto. Be something first.

    Rynn is eating a chip with salsa, and spills some on herclothes.

    RYNNEugh. Do you have a tissue?

    HOLLY(chuckles)

    Um...lemme check.

    Holly puts her bag on her lap, searches, then pauses.

    RYNNWhat is it? Did you get lipglossall over your bag, cause that

    happened to me. You just needto..Um. Well, I forget. My momsbought me a new one.

    HOLLYNo...Its... (pulls out eclipseglasses)

    RYNNOooh. Very stylish. (puts theglasses on)

    HOLLY

    (takes the glasses back)Theyre from Ethan...He gave themto me on our 6-month anniversary.

    RYNNThats...a lame gift. Theyreplastic. (scoff) Way to dig deep,Ethan.

    HOLLYWe were gonna watch the eclipsetogether...

    RYNNOh, I heard that movie wasnt asgood as the first one.

    HOLLYWhat? No! The eclipse...The oneyesterday.

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    RYNNOoooh.

    HOLLYYeah...I totally forgot about it.

    RYNN...Im boooard. This party. BLOWS.

    HOLLY(exasperated sigh)

    Hey..I think I see Frankie overthe-- Wait. Are you guys on rightnow?

    RYNNNah, were off.

    HOLLY

    Well, do you want to be back on? Itlooks like hes alone. You two areusually on for only a few hoursanyway.

    RYNNWe were on for like..a day once.

    HOLLYYeah..When he had the flu. You madehim soup, that doesnt count.

    RYNN

    Well. We made out a little...

    HOLLYBut he dumped you. Cause you gotall mucusy. And gross.

    RYNNMy man has very refined taste...

    HOLLY...Sure doesnt look like it.

    RYNNWhat?

    Holly points to where Frankie is sitting, a veryskanky-looking girl walks over to him, sits on his lap/nextto him, and they touch/kiss.

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    RYNNI...I thought you said he wasalone!

    HOLLYI thought he was...But clearly, he

    will not be alone tonight.

    RYNNHe wouldn--I...(freezes up andstares over at Frankie and thegirl/Jill)

    HOLLYIm getting a littlelightheaded...Ill be right back,okay?

    Rynn just has a blank stare.

    SCENE 7 (INT. PARTY HOSTS BATHROOM)

    Holly washes her face in the sink/splashes her face withwater...She looks in the mirror, pauses. Hears moans. Theysound eerie. She approaches the curtain; this entire sceneis suspenseful. But the moans are just from people makingout/going at it.

    SCENE 8 (INT. PARTY HOSTS HOUSE)

    Holly walks downstairs, and sees Rynn in front of Frankieand Jill.

    RYNNWhat the hell is this?

    FRANKIEWhat? Were OFF, Rynn.

    RYNNHell yeah, we are!

    JILL(ditzy)

    Whats going on...?

    RYNNOh you bitch.

    Rynn starts to corner the girl, but Holly blocks her)

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    HOLLYOkay, Rynnie. Lets go outside.

    RYNNWERE DONE, FRANKIE.

    HOLLYLeeeets go...

    RYNNFor REAL this time!

    HOLLYCalm down.

    RYNNFOREVERRRR.

    Holly and Rynn exit, theres a brief silence.

    JILLWait... Was she okay?

    FRANKIEYeah... Lets book it, babe.

    JILLI like books...

    They exit.

    SCENE 9 (EXT. PARK)

    Ethan walks up to the swings, sits. A flashback of Ethanwith Holly is shown...

    (FLASHBACK)

    ETHAN...And they only happen twice,sometimes just once a year...

    HOLLYWow...I cant wait!

    ETHANI know its...really nerdy. Butits supposed to be really cool,and I wanted to share it with you.

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    HOLLY(softly) Thank you.

    Holly smiles, but clearly has something else on her mind.

    ETHAN

    Youre welcome (He smiles back)

    Holly starts to open her mouth, as if ready to speak,pauses...Then continues.

    HOLLYI have a present for you too...

    ETHANReally?

    HOLLY(nods, says softly) Close your

    eyes...

    Ethan closes his eyes. Holly leans in really slowly, lingersaround his lips for a moment, closes her eyes, and kisseshim, very lovingly and softly...

    Ethan opens his eyes a little, and pushes the hair away fromher face. They look at each other, he leans in close...

    ETHAN(whispers)

    I love you.

    They kiss more passionately, move slowly out of frame ascamera also pans them out...

    Flashback speeds forward/fades into after...

    Holly is bunched on one side of the bed. Ethan had beenstroking her arm/her hair...

    Hollys eyes are open, looking down at her pillow.

    Ethan shifts to get more comfortable so he can go to sleep,Holly wipes a tear from her face. She sniffs.

    Ethan hears/senses that shes upset...He moves in a littlecloser, awkwardly, tries to hug her a little.

    Holly smiles slightly, but is still conflicted about whathappened...Shes still teary.

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    SCENE 10 (EXT. PARK)

    Ethan is swinging, the camera follows him as he goes backand forth. When he goes back after a few moments, hands stophim. He gets confused/slightly scared, and turns around.Its a zombie, and it grabs him.

    ETHANThe hell...?

    ZOMBIEDuuh elll...

    Ethan is confused, briefly...

    *Zombies imitate the motions of their victims, as toconfuse them.

    Ethan tries to break away from the zombies grip/starts to

    turn around to walk, looks where hes going, and there arefour more zombies.

    One is going down the slide, one is pushing another on thecarousel, and one is hanging from the monkey bars.

    Ethan is stunned; shocked, and holds still...

    The zombie on the monkey bars arms break at theshoulders...It falls to the ground and moans.

    Ethan freaks out, tries to break away from the zombie, butit keeps pulling him back, trying to bite him, but the

    zombie is loose/weak.

    Ethan eventually breaks the grip, and the zombie gets mad.He turns around, and the three mobile zombies are closernow. The one with no arms is crawling towards him.

    ETHANOh shit...

    Ethan sprints away.

    SCENE 11 (EXT. PARTY HOSTS HOUSE)

    Rynn and Holly are sitting on the porch/deck/outside thehouse of the party.

    HOLLYYou okay?

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    RYNNI cant believe him. I just...Cantbelieve him!

    HOLLYHe doesnt deserve you-

    RYNNLike HELL he doesnt! (humph) Infact, maybe shes perfect for him.Maybe theyre perfect for eachother. Both just what the otherdeserves...

    HOLLYThats a good way of looking at it-

    RYNNWhat does he see in her, Holly? I

    thought...I thought he was betterthan that. I thought...he was toogood to screw...whores! (puts facein hand) What does that say aboutme?

    HOLLYWhat do you mean?

    RYNNIf hes willing to stoop thatlow...Maybe he already has.

    Rynn looks at Holly

    RYNNAm I...a whore?

    HOLLY(laughs)

    What?! No! Youre no--

    Flashes throughout the years of Rynn being a whore/skank.

    HOLLY...You are. Most definitely not. Awhore. No.

    RYNN(nods slowly and thoughtfully)

    Mm...I only put out when Im in themood.

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    HOLLYMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmKay...

    RYNNI mean. Do you think I wasnt...Doyou think he wasnt satisfied withjust that? Could that be why hes

    with that...That...

    HOLLYWhore?

    RYNNNo, no Ive already used whore. Ineed an Urban Thesaurus, here.

    HOLLYSlut?

    RYNN

    Ehh...

    HOLLYHobag? Skank sack? Wench?

    RYNNWench! Wench, yes. Thatlldo...That scurvy wench. Walkin myCapns plank...

    HOLLYOh lord...

    RYNN(sigh)

    Life is just...So boring withoutrelationships, or crushes...

    HOLLYA little yeah...Why dont you,like...List things you dont likeabout your life. Just let all thatnegative energy out into theuniverse.

    RYNNWell...Hardly anybody lives aroundhere. Its too quiet. Theres notenough action. All the partiessuck, almost all the guys areidiots, and the girls who arentsensible like us...

    Rynn looks over at Holly

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    RYNNWell, like me.

    Holly rolls her eyes.

    RYNN

    Are complete...What was the otherone? ...Hobags! Yes. I like that.Makes me think of a...A linty,icky, grimy...vacuum...sack. Orsomething. All full of...Jill. Dustmites and Jill.

    HOLLYBadmouthing Frankies new... toyisnt...

    Rynn stands up, looks towards the sky.

    RYNNSCREW YOU, HOBAGS OF THE UNIVERSE!

    HOLLYVery therapeutic...

    Rynn sits back down, takes a swig of beer.

    RYNNI wish something would justfreakin happen already...

    A (fairly clean) zombie walks up the steps towards them.

    Rynn and Holly turn and chuckle a little.

    HOLLYOh man...

    RYNN(whispers)

    Hes so wasted!

    HOLLYHelp him!

    RYNNHey man...Uh, need some help?

    ZOMBIEUuuunnh-

    Rynn and Holly laugh a little.

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    RYNNAlright man, common.

    Rynn helps him towards the door, he tries to bite at herface.

    RYNNWooooah Slow down there, SpeedRacer.

    ZOMBIEPeeeeeeed rrracerrr...

    HOLLY(chuckles)

    Oh my god...

    Rynn helps zombie inside, closes the door.

    RYNNEugh. He smelled so bad!

    HOLLYMaybe hes a hippy.

    RYNNMmm...Somehow smoking pot everyday, and not showering for weeks ata time does that to ya...Anyway,where were we?

    There are screams from inside the house.

    RYNNSounds like hippy-boy riled thingsup a bit...

    HOLLYMaybe everybody inside issuffocating...Do you wanna headback in?

    RYNNHm. Maybe in a bit. I dont reallyfeel like watching some...vacuum hobag...dirt...thing grind Frankie.

    HOLLYI understand...Ill be right back.I have to go to the bathroom. Doyou want anything?

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    RYNNFrankie...

    HOLLY...Ill see what I can do...

    Holly goes to the door, opens it, and reveals a few party

    guests with gaping wounds, on the floor, still.

    HOLLY...Holy shit...

    RYNNWhat is it?

    Rynn starts walking over to Holly.

    RYNNWhat the hell...

    Their mouths are agape; reacting to stench, etc.

    The zombie that Rynn let into the house walks into the room.He has blood on his clothes, and guts/stuff around hismouth, chest...

    HOLLYOh my G-

    RYNNGoddamnit!

    HOLLYWhat?

    RYNNI smell like hippy.

    HOLLYThats not hippy...

    The zombie starts walking towards them.

    HOLLYShit. Rynn listen to me. Go around

    the front and grab a knife from thekitchen.

    Rynn stands there staring at the zombie.

    HOLLYGO!

    Rynn runs off.

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    Holly looks through her purse and throws the contents at thezombie. Throws her shoes, etc. After many lame attempts...

    HOLLYCrap!

    She throws her purse, runs to backyard, where there are manychildrens toys. The zombie follows her. She throwsrandom/humorous toys at the zombie.

    After a minute or two of this, she trips over a metal bat onthe ground, picks it up, and whacks the zombie on the sideof the head with it, continuing to beat it until it hasdied.

    Rynn runs over and thrusts the knife she brought into thezombie that Hollys already killed.

    RYNN

    YEAH! We did it!

    HOLLYThats a butter knife...

    RYNNWell, it worked...

    Holly rolls her eyes. Suddenly there are screams from insidethe house.

    The two girls run to the house. They get to the door, andhave a look of horror on their face.

    Each body that was there, dead, before is gone now.

    RYNNWha--Where did they go?

    HOLLYI-

    There are screams again.

    RYNNZOMBIE HIPPIES!

    HOLLYCommon we need to help them...

    RYNNWait...Wait. What if--

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    HOLLYWhat?

    RYNNWhat if they ate Frankie? What ifhes dead? Ill never love again!

    HOLLY(sigh)

    Rynn, I wouldnt worry about him.Im sure hes...fine.

    SCENE 12 (EXT/INT CEMETERY)

    Car is rockin in a cemetery.

    Int. Jill and Frankie are messing around. Theres a slighttap on the window and they stop for a moment, but then get

    back to it.

    SCENE 13 (EXT. STREET)

    Ethan is running down the street, looking behind him.

    Ethan runs into Roy.

    ROYEthan! Are you okay? Look Im sorryabout before, I-

    ETHANNo! Stop...Just...run...this way.

    They start running the way Ethan was headed.

    ROYWhats going on?

    ETHANI dont know. I really wish Iknew...

    ROYWhat are you talking about?

    ETHANNo time...Common.

    Roy looks behind them, there are five zombies from theplayground in the distance. One of them, armless, crawlingon the ground.

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    Roy looks confused.

    The two pick up speed.

    They run into Roys driveway.

    They open his garage.

    Ethan starts to pick up a chainsaw/a power tool.

    ROYOh no, no, no! My dad wont let meuse those...

    Ethan looks at him.

    ROYWhat?

    Ethan rolls his eyes, puts down the [power tool].

    Roy and Ethan both pick up their own weapons; wrench,crowbar, etc.

    ETHANOkay, lets go.

    ROYWhats happening, Ethan?

    ETHANIll explain later. Right now, we

    need to keep moving.

    Ethan starts running, Roy looks confused.

    A zombie walks up behind him, Roy hears it and turns around.

    ROYOh...

    Roy runs, fast, after Ethan.

    SCENE 14 (INT PARTY HOSTS HOUSE)

    Holly and Rynn are on the first floor of the house. Theyrebeing cautious, weapons at the ready.

    Its very quiet, then they hear screams again. (Help us,etc.)

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    Rynn and Holly run up the stairs, come into a room that has5 or so zombies. A few corpses/bitten people on the ground,surrounding two boys who are defending themselves withaction figures, silly things, etc.

    Holly and Rynn whisper/talk softly to each other...

    RYNNOh damn...

    HOLLYHey Rynn...

    RYNNYeah... ?

    HOLLYYou never showed me that newringtone you got...

    RYNNOh my god!

    Rynn takes out her phone, and the music starts playing.

    All zombies stop and look at her.

    Rynn looks up...

    RYNNWait... Holly!

    HOLLYGood luck Rynnie.

    RYNNHeh.

    Holly sneaks past the crowd of zombies who are attracted tothe noise from Rynns phone, and she stands between the twoboys and the crowd.

    HOLLYHey bitches...

    The zombies look towards Holly, staring blankly.

    She holds up the bat.

    HOLLYYour minutes just ran out.

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    NICKOooh...Lame.

    Action music, fight scene ensues...

    Doesnt stop until zombies are all dead.

    After all dead, Rynn walks up and sticks a spoon in theneck/eye/etc, and then theres silence.

    RYNNAaaaww yeah!

    SCENE 15 (EXT. STREET)

    Ethan and Roy are running fast, but are clearly tired andhave been running for a while. Have their weapons in hand.

    Roy stops.

    ETHAN(out of breath)

    Dude come on. We cant stop. Wehave to hurry...

    ROYWe dont even know whats going on.This could all be a joke...

    Roy faces away from Ethan/towards the world.

    ROYHello? Ha. That was really good.You sure got us...Hellooo?

    ETHANRoy, common.

    ROYNo, no Ethan! Were gonna sit here,and wait for Ashton Kutcher to tellus weve been Punkd.

    ETHANRoy Im serious. This is not ajoke...We have to go.

    ROYAnd go where exactly? Come on,lets hear it Ethan. Whats yourbrilliant plan?

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    ETHANI..I dont have one. Yet.

    ROYThen why have we been sprinting forthe past 10 minutes through town?

    Running from things that cant evenstand up straight...

    ETHANBecause I have to know if shesokay.

    Ethan was stern about his reply, but looks worried aboutRoys reaction.

    ROYOh shit. Shit! This is what youreworried about? Holly?

    ETHANI just need to make sure-

    ROYMake sure of what? If she is okay,where are we gonna go from thereEthan? Where are we going to go?

    ETHANI dunno...Well figure it out whenwe get there...

    ROYBut we need to get out now whilewe still can. Youre just wastingtime thinking about her, and youwant to waste more time findingout that shes probably dead.

    ETHANShe...-

    The fact that Holly might, in fact, already be dead sinks inquickly, and Ethan reacts with immediate silence and acold/blank look on his face.

    Roy sighs, realizes that was too much...

    ROYEthan...Hollys strong, right?Shes...shes probably fine.

    Ethan glances up and smiles slightly.

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    His smile quickly fades/turns too terror, seeing 2, or so,zombies just behind Roy closing in.

    ETHANRoy...

    ROYWhat?

    The zombies moan, Roy slowly turns around.

    Terror sets in. There are a few more heading towards themfrom almost all directions.

    They grab their weapons and get ready to fight.

    All of a sudden, a kid wearing a Vote for Pedro shirt popsout of nowhere, and starts (choreographically) fighting thezombies.

    Ethan and Roy watch in awe. They fend off a few themselves,but mainly, the zombies are focused on the kid.

    SCENE 16 (EXT/INT CEMETERY)

    Frankie and Jill are still at it. They hear something.Frankie stops doing what theyre doing.

    FRANKIEDid you hear that?

    JILLNo...

    Jill tries to continue what theyre doing.

    FRANKIE(pushes Jill)

    No, listen...There. Its like a...nrr but. But kinda. Nrree Likea...Like a...Hm.

    JILLIts probably just the wind...

    Frankie pauses, stunned by her idiocy.

    Jill keeps trying to continue, but Frankies too distractedby the noises. Suddenly, the noises are louder, and theresa slight banging outside the car, but not too loud.

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    FRANKIEOkay I definitely heard somethingthat time...Jill, stay.

    JILLWhere are you going?

    FRANKIEIm just gonna grab my dadsgun...To be safe. Yknow,cemeteries, nighttime...People dosome weird things here...

    Jill tries to listen for the sound while Frankie exits thecar and opens the trunk. He gets the gun.

    When he closes the trunk he unblocks the cameras shot ofthe mini-crowd of zombies at the hood of the car and hefreezes up.

    The zombies start walking towards him. He aims the gun, butrealizes he needs to load. He cant find the ammo, only abunch of bullets.

    Its taking him too long, and he knows this, so he justhurries to the car and locks the doors manually.

    JILLWhats happening?

    Frankie has a look of horror on his face.

    JILLFrankie-poo?

    FRANKIEWe need to go. Now.

    They climb into the front seats. Frankie pauses once inseat, and searches his pockets frantically, then pausesagain, and gets scared. He looks over at Jill, who is nowworried too.

    The camera gets an outside shot of the keys on the groundoutside, surrounded by zombie feet, and the owners of thosefeet are surrounding the vehicle and rubbing up againstwindows, moaning, etc.

    FRANKIEOkay...Shit, okay. Jill listen. Onthe count of three. Were going tounlock the doors and run. Okay?

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    JILLOkay...

    FRANKIEOkay...One.

    Jill puts her hand to the car handle.

    FRANKIETwo...

    Frankie cocks the gun.

    FRANKIEThree.

    Silence; shot outside the car. Then they both burst out.Frankie shoots two zombies, or so, and Jill joins him inrunning. They grab hands and bolt out of there.

    SCENE 17 (EXT. STREET)

    The kid is standing there, wiping a bit of blood/zombie goooff of himself. He sticks some in his mouth.

    ROYEthan...Who is this kid?

    Ethan shrugs.

    ROYHey...Kid.

    The kid turns to them. He doesnt say anything.

    ROYThat was. Really awesome, I gottasay.

    The kid just stands there.

    ROYSo...Im Roy. And, this is Ethan.

    The kid is still just standing, not saying anything.

    ETHANWhats your name?

    KIDNnn...ame.

    Roy and Ethan smile, slightly awkwardly.

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    ROYYeah, your name.

    KIDOooh. Barbie. name. BarbaraMillicent Roberts.

    ETHAN(to Roy)

    I dont think he knows English...

    ROY(to Ethan)

    Wait, look at his shirt...

    ETHAN(to Roy)

    Heh. I love that movie...

    ROY(to Ethan)

    Yeah me too. But no, not-...I thinkwe should call him Pedro.

    ETHAN(to Roy)

    He doesnt really look like aPedro.

    The kid is just standing there.

    ETHAN

    We need to start moving.

    ROYAlright...

    Ethan and Roy start walking away, and Pedro is stillstanding there.

    Roy calls after him.

    ROYCommon Pedro.

    The kid starts walking towards him, and walks past, towardsthe direction they were headed, while he says softly.

    PEDROTurtles can breathe through theiranuses.

    Roy stops for a moment, then continues walking.

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    SCENE 18 (EXT. PARTY HOSTS HOUSE)

    Holly, Rynn, and the two boys (Nick and Kyle) are allwalking out of the house.

    KYLE

    (awkwardly, quietly)Uh, so Im Kyle, this is-

    NICKNicholas Cockburn.

    Rynn snickers, he glares at her.

    NICKCall me Nick.

    RYNNOkay, Cockburn. Whatever you say.

    Spots croquet mallet.

    RYNNOh, yes!

    She picks up the mallet.

    NICKHey!

    RYNN...What?

    NICKDont you think I should have that?

    RYNNNo. Not at all.

    HOLLY(hissing)

    Guys! Common.

    NICKSo youre just going to leave mewith nothing to defend myself with?

    RYNNWere going to be taking care ofall the defending for now...But ifyou really want...Here. [tosses]Have a fork.

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    NICK(heavy sarcasm)

    Oh, thanks. Now the zombies wonthave to eat me with their fingers.

    RYNN

    Hey, its no problem.

    Nick throws the fork. Looks over at Holly, who is unnerved,then back at Rynn.

    NICKCommon, I need a real weapon.

    HOLLY(Under her breath/exasperated)

    Im sure ya do...

    RYNN

    In case you havent noticedCockburn, we dont really have anyother weapons...Or anything elsethat can be used to defendourselves with. Youll just have towait until we find something.

    NICKCome on. I need a weapon. [underbreath...] Id make more use of itthan either of you.

    Rynn stops abruptly, ready to brandish mallet.

    RYNNWhat was that last part?

    NICKOh nothing. Just that, maybe, Imnot willing to put my safety in thehands of some girls with sportingequipment.

    HOLLYExcuse you?

    RYNN...Yknow what. Im gonna pretend Idont know what you mean. But youbetter take that back.

    NICKI have nothing to take back.

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    RYNNTake. It. Back.

    HOLLYGuys, come. ON. Move!

    NICK...No.

    Rynn stares him down/tries to.

    NICKNo!

    HOLLYGuys...

    Holly sees zombies approaching in the near distance.

    Rynn is glaring with disbelief, begins to fade after a fewseconds. She understands him now, shes no longer sosurprised.

    There are shots of the zombies getting closer, dispersedthroughout her monologue here.

    RYNNSo, let me make sure Iunderstand...Let me make sure Ivegot this right...Were in themiddle of what I think I can safelycall... a Zombie Apocolypse. Right?

    I can say that. People are. Dying.And you would have too, it ifwerent for Holly here. And youcant stop for one second to begrateful? Grateful to us thatyoure still alive. You think itmakes you cool? You thinkmisogynys cool? Do you? You cockylittle...Cockburn.

    NICKDont call me that!

    KYLEThe phallic implications of hissurname bring him great shame...

    NICKShut up! I just like being calledNick, alright?

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    RYNNFine! Nick. The dick.

    HOLLYGUYS.

    The others all realize theyre being closed in on.

    NICKBATTLESTATIONS!

    Nick grabs Kyle and they run.

    HOLLYHey!-

    The zombies close in on Rynn and Holly, who fight them offuntil they can get away.

    They run until they get to an old train station.

    There, they find Nick and Kyle.

    SCENE 19 (EXT. CEMETERY)

    Frankie is leading Jill through the cemetery by her wrist.

    The zombies that were surrounding Frankies car are now nottoo far behind.

    Suddenly Jill stops, Frankie is still going. Jill falls.

    FRANKIE(giving Jill a tug on the arm)

    Come on!

    JILLI cant!

    FRANKIEWhat?! Why?

    JILLI-...I have a cramp.

    Frankie looks up, the zombies are getting close.

    Frankie looks back at Jill...

    FRANKIEGet on my back.

    (Pause in flow)

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    Jill is on Frankies back.

    He is power-walking since he cannot run with her on hisback.

    Frankie is semi-shooting at zombies over his shoulder,

    carrying Jill on his back.

    Hes walking faster, and turns around into Jon.

    Frankie drops Jill, takes out his gun, and shoots with hiseyes closed.

    Jon cries out in surprise/pain.

    FRANKIEOh... Geez... Oh my god, Im sosorry...

    JONYou shouldnt be here!

    FRANKIEIm so so sorry...Are you oka--

    JON(clutching wound)

    Get out!

    Frankie looks behind them, zombies gaining. They are anuncomfortable few yards away.

    JONGET OUT!

    Frankie grabs Jill, and they bolt out of there.

    Jon looks at his wounds, back at the zombies...

    JONIts dangerous here...

    SCENE 20 (EXT. QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD STREET)

    Ethan, Roy, and Pedro are running through the street/arounda corner.

    Ethan has his phone out as they turn the corner, walkingfast. He puts his phone in his pocket as he looks up/around.

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    ETHANHer place should be rightaround...Here.

    The three walk up to the curb of a quiet house.

    ROYThis is it?

    ETHANThis is it.

    They approach the house. Ethan smooths out his shirt, wipesblood off his face...

    Roy gives him a piteous look.

    Ethan takes a deep breath, turns the doorknob...

    PEDRO"Honey, Im home!"

    ETHANSh, Pedro!

    Ethan cracks the door open.

    ROYAw geez! Whats that stank?!

    Everyone reacts to the smell.

    PEDROMalodorous!

    ETHANWhat?

    PEDROAdjective. Having an unpleasant oroffensive odor. Smelling bad.

    ROYEugh, what he said. Close the door!

    Ethan closes the door a little.

    ETHAN...Im going inside.

    Roy looks at Ethan in disbelief/like hes crazy.

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    ETHANArent you?

    ROYDo you have a nose?

    ETHAN

    ...So Im going in there alone.

    ROYSyour girl, Ethan.

    Ethan looks at Roy and Pedro

    ETHAN...Fine.

    Ethan goes inside, and shuts the door behind him.

    ROY

    Ill...Ill keep watch...

    Awkward pause, interrupted by a rumbling noise.

    PEDROEhh. Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

    ROYOh, joy...

    (INT. HOLLYS HOUSE)

    Ethan is walking cautiously through the living room. Its alittle torn up. The stench gets worse as he moves throughthe house. He gags a bit, bring his shirt up to cover hisnose and mouth.

    After wandering a bit, he notices that the answering machineis blinking/beeping [new messages].

    He thinks for a moment, hesitating before pressing play.

    :ANSWERING MACHINE:(David)

    Hey sweetie, its your olman. Just calling to say Imcatching an earlier flight home.Should be back before dinner. Loveyou, bye.

    (There is a lot of noise in the background)

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    -nd step on i-...crap, uh, heythere kiddo. Listne, I just gotoutta the airport...Everythingsfine, Im. Taking a cab home.I...Everythings gonna be okay.Okay? Dont leave the house. Ill

    try to be back at 4...

    (Theres a scream in the background)4:30...

    Ethan looks at the clock, and its between 5:45.But-...If for whatever reason I...Ilove you. I love you more thananything in the world so please.Please just. Stay safe.

    (There are swerving noises in the background)Aw, fu-

    Ethan starts cautiously ascending the stairs. The smellobviously gets worse, as revealed by his actions (i.ecoughing, gagging, clenching his shirt tighter over hisface.) Finally it gets so bad, hes hunched over, almostready to vomit.

    As hes hunched over, his eyes clenched shut, he finallygets it together, takes deep breaths...

    He opens his eyes, wiping them a little.

    He sees blood smears on the floor, mixed with shoe prints.

    He gets up the stairs, and sees the bathroom with some bloodoutside/a little under the door, maybe handprints...

    He enters, clutching the weapon he has.

    ETHANHello?

    DAVIDWhos there?

    ETHANDavid?! David, Im so glad-

    He throws open the shower curtain.

    David is sitting, slouched in tub, some innards are visible.

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    ETHAN-Youre okay...Oh my god.

    DAVIDIts alright, Ethan...

    Ethan is tearing up.

    DAVIDIm okay.

    ETHANNo. No youre not...

    DAVID...It doesnt hurt.

    ETHANIt doesnt?

    David shakes his head.

    ETHANHow-...How can you not feel that?

    David shrugs.

    DAVIDMy guess is as good as yours...Iwouldnt have even realized itdpierced the skin if it werent for,well...

    David lifts up an intestine, displaying it.

    Ethan flinches/grimaces.

    DAVID... Sorry.

    ETHANNo, I-... Im sorry.

    DAVID...Have you heard from Holly atall? Seen her around?

    ETHANNo, sir... Thats why I camehere...

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    DAVIDOh...

    ETHAN... Im sorry.

    DAVID

    Its... Fine, its fine.

    David moans as he adjusts to grab Ethans hand.

    Ethan kneels down, gripping his hand tightly.

    ETHANHold on...

    David shakes his head.

    ETHANYou gotta hold tight...

    DAVIDFind Holly... For me...

    ETHANShe needs you! David, please...Please.

    DAVIDShe has you... Shes. Shes ingood. Good hands.

    ETHAN

    I cant take care of her! Shedoesnt want me anymore...

    David dies.

    ETHANIm sorry...

    Ethan gets up, turns to go...

    David still has a grip on his hand, pulling him back.

    Ethan turns around, and David is a zombie.

    ETHANCrap!

    Ethan snatches his hand back, turns to run, faced by anotherzombie, who has Davids entrails/bits of his clothinghanging in his mouth.

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    ETHANEeeh-

    (EXT. HOLLYS HOUSE)

    Pedro is holing his stomach, groaning in pain.

    ROYIts gonna be alright, man...Soonas we find a house withless...stank, well get you to abathroom, okay?

    PEDROIrritable... Bowel Syndrome.

    ROYYes, I know.

    PEDROA chronic condition of recurringabdominal pain with constipatio-

    ROYPedro, I know.

    PEDROAny combination of commondisturbances of the bowels, such asdiarrhe-

    ROYPedro! I know what IBS is.

    PEDRO... A gastrointestinal disorder.

    ROYPEDRO.

    Theres a silence.

    PEDRO... Also known as spastic colon.

    Roy sighs.

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    (INT. HOLLYS HOUSE)

    Ethan is fighting the zombie, having difficulty in a smallspace like that bathroom.

    (EXT. HOLLYS HOUSE)

    ROYLook, Im really sorry youre inpain... And that you cant. SpeakEnglish or whatever.

    Pedro groans.

    ROYYou going to be okay?

    PEDRO

    "... This horror of pain is arather low instinct and... If Ithink of human beings Ive know andof my own life, such as it is, Icant recall any case of pain whichdidnt, on the whole, enrich life."

    ROY...Wow. That was-

    PEDROMalcolm Muggeridge.

    ROYOf course.

    (INT. HOLLYS HOUSE)

    Ethan is still fighting, rationalizes that he cant fightanymore. He needs to escape.

    He gets a roll of toilet paper, and shoves it in the zombiesmouth. He pushes the zombie out of the way, and closes thedoor.

    As he stumbles to get down the stairs, he drops his cellphone. Just as he realizes he dropped it, he tries to goback. But the zombie is coming out of the bathroom andtowards him.

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    (EXT. HOLLYS HOUSE)

    Roy is rubbing Pedros back.

    ROYIts gonna be okay.

    Roy sniffs the air.

    ROYUgh. It still smells like carc-assout here. Im beginning to feel alittle sick myself.

    PEDRO(looks up at Roy)

    Scientists believe that the nasalgrooves running from the nostrilsto the corners of the mouth are

    pheromone-rich sites, and thatromantic kissing came about todetect these pheromones.

    Roy blinks. Before he can respond, Ethan bursts out of thehouse.

    Ethan is stumbling, and has blood on him.

    ROYAre you okay?!

    ETHAN

    GO!

    Ethan continues running away, motioning to go.

    ROYGo?

    PEDROGO.

    Zombies are getting closer to the entrance.

    Roy closes the door, slowly andawkwardly, and calmlyspeaks...

    ROYGo.

    The three run fast down the street, away from Hollys house.

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    SCENE 21 (EXT. TRAIN STATION)

    Rynn and Holly are running fast. They run under the bridgeof an old train station.

    Rynn and Holly collapse on a bench.

    After a moment, Nick and Kyle walk around the corner intothe tunnel.

    NICKOh hey...

    RYNN(out of breath)

    Ugh.

    HOLLYThanks a lot for helping us back

    there.

    KYLEWe were surrounded. I wasforcefully thrust to this rottingstation of rail transport by...

    Kyle points to Nick.

    KYLEThis. THIS CHARLATAN.

    NICK

    HEY... What?

    Kyle rolls his eyes.

    RYNNYeah, well. You still just. Left usfor dead.

    NICKYoure fine!

    HOLLYThats not the point! We need tostick together. So learn how todeal with girls fighting yourbattles, or be some zombiesdinner.

    Nick is quiet.

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    HOLLYAlright. So. This looks like apretty safe place. We can stay herefor a bit, but not for long... Weneed to be on the move...

    NICKI dont see why we just cant stickaround until somebody comesalong...

    RYNNWhat makes you think people aregonna come for us?

    NICKWell... In zombie movies, thegovernment or the military alwayslike. Steps in, and does this whole

    massacre thing with machine gunsand junk.

    RYNN... What zombie movies have youbeen watching?

    HOLLYNobodys just gonna come and saveus.

    NICKThen why dont we try the cops, at

    least?

    Holly and Rynn look at each other, realizing theirignorance.

    Holly pulls out her phone.

    HOLLYMy phones dead...

    Rynn pulls out hers.

    RYNNI might be able to make one call...

    The cell phone rings, and an automated answering service...

    :AUTOMATED ANSWERING SERVICE: Thank you forcalling. The police. Your call is being

    (MORE)

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    :AUTOMATED ANSWERING SERVICE: (contd)forwarded to one of our officers onthe road. Please hold.

    Classy music starts playing. Please stay on the

    line. Your call is important to us.

    More music plays.

    Rynns phone dies.

    HOLLYThere goes that plan...

    They sit there quietly for a while. Looking at thingson thewall, just thinking.

    Nick looks over at Kyle, sighing. He notices a bulge in

    Kyles pants.

    Creepy suspenseful music plays up the scene while Nickbecomes mesmeried by Kyles pants.

    KYLE... What?

    NICKUhm. ... XYB?

    KYLEWhat?

    NICKYou know, uh... Examine... Your...

    KYLEMy... ?

    NICK... Eh.

    Kyle looks down.

    KYLEOh!

    Kyle takes a radio from his pocket while he says...

    KYLEYou mean my electromagnetic wavemodulator.

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    NICK... Call it what you want.

    KYLE... Its a radio.

    HOLLYWait... You have a radio

    KYLEMhm.

    HOLLYIf we changed the channels in thecircuit, we might be able to pickup police signals, and find out howto get help.

    RYNN

    Or I could listen to my jam!

    KYLEThe problem is... We dont knowwhos still broadcasting. So youprobably couldnt listen to your...Jelly... Confections.

    Nick takes the radio from Kyle, and turns it on.

    Theres only a static noise, then a pop. Then silence.

    NICK

    ... Its broken.

    Kyle snatches his radio back.

    KYLEIts not broken.

    He inspects the radio/opens the back.

    KYLEIts out of battery...

    NICKWell thats great.

    RYNN(to Holly)

    Whatre we gonna do now?

    Holly looks a little worried.

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    NICKWhy is this all happening now?

    Holly and Rynn look down, thinking, worried.

    KYLE

    Well its not like we werentwarned...

    NICK... What?

    KYLEThe eclipse. Yesterday.

    RYNN... Did the sky tell you thatzombies were coming, Kyle?

    Kyle sighs.

    KYLEIn most cultures, especially duringthe Middle Ages, eclipses wereconsidered bad omens.

    RYNNSo you think this is what theeclipse was... Omen-ing.

    KYLEI dunno, maybe. Are there any other

    ridiculously illogical things goingon around here? Strange occurences,phenomena...

    RYNN... My boyfriend is probablybanging a whore right now...

    KYLEI meant unusual things...

    HOLLYOh, snap.

    NICKCrackle.

    KYLEPop.

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    RYNN... If hes not dead yet...

    Holly has a realization.

    HOLLY

    Oh god...

    RYNNWhat?

    HOLLYI didnt even think... Ethan. Hecould be-

    Rynn looks sad, Hollys worried.

    KYLE... In Turkey, huge gatherins take

    place to watch eclipses. I saw iton the BBC.

    NICK(In a mocky-whiney voice)

    I saw it on the BBC. What doesthat stand for. Big... Butt Crap?!

    KYLE... Actually, it-

    NICK(In a poor British accent)

    Law, law, law. Big Butt Crap. Carefor some crumpets? Theyre from myarse. Oh, no you cawnt. Becauseyour bloody teeth are bloominawful. Lets watch Big Butt Crap onthe telly!

    KYLE... The dental system has actuallyimproved since-

    NICKOh my god, Kyle. SHUT UP.

    KYLEYou know what? Fine. Good luck byyourself, Nick.

    Kyle gets up/starts walking away.

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    HOLLYWhat?! Where are you going?

    KYLEAway from him. You people dontknow ANYTHING. And you know what?

    Its not that that bothers me. Itsthat you dont even care.

    NICKWhat do you mean You people?

    KYLEGo screw yourself, Cockburn!

    Kyle walks away.

    NICKJeez, what did I do?

    RYNNGo apologize! ... Hes smart.

    HOLLYHe was just tryin to help.

    NICKPsh, hes a nerd. We dont need himaround.

    HOLLYHe knew more about this than we

    did.

    RYNNAnd he seems pretty prepared too.If you ask me, I think hes prettyvaluable.

    NICKBut... I... Hes the one going onabout Big Butt Crap!

    Switches to Kyle, walking, muttering to himself.

    He looks over and hears a police car. Hes surprised, andstarts walking towards it, getting faster as he gets closer.

    He gets closer to the window of the car.

    KYLEExcuse me?

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    The cop turns around, and he has an eyeball hanging out ofhis mouth. In his lap is a box of Dunkin Donut munchkins,but filled with eyeballs.

    KYLEOh-

    Switches to Holly, Nick, and Rynn.

    HOLLYShit! This is stupid, just go sayyoure sorry.

    Nick is annoyed.

    RYNNYou dont know, he could be the oneto save our asses later.

    NICK

    (sigh)Fine. But only because I want toknow what BBC actually standsfor...

    He gets up, turns around, and sees Kyle running.

    NICKHm, looks like hes comin toapologize first!

    The zombie comes out and grabs Kyle from behind, biting inthe area between his neck and shoulder.

    NICK... SHIT.

    Zombie cop notices Nick.

    NICKDouble shit!

    Zombie cop starts to move towards Nick.

    ZOMBIE COP

    Haht, en der nahm ah der lawwh.

    NICKTrip-... FUCK.

    Nick turns and runs behind Holly and Rynn.

    Zombie cop is still dragging a very bloodied Kyle along withhim, very slowly...

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    KYLENick!

    NICKKyle! What the vulgarism! Yourestill alive?!

    KYLE... Yeah!

    NICKYou old dog, you.

    KYLE...

    NICKHow ya feeling, buddy?

    KYLE... How am I feeling? HOW AM IFEELING?

    Blood spurts from his neck.

    KYLE... Peachy.

    NICKGood to hear!

    KYLE

    ... You do realize Im spoutingblood from a newly-made cavity inmy neck, dont you?

    NICK... Yeah. Wasnt sure if you had,so. Trying to be. Uplifting.

    KYLEAlways the thoughtful one...

    Pause. Long/medium shot shows that the zombie has onlyprogressed about a foot, dragging Kyle with him.

    ZOMBIE COP... Craaaaamps.

    KYLEJust walk it off, man.

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    NICK... So are we cool?

    KYLEOh yeah, were definitely cool.

    NICKOh, aweso-

    KYLEOf course were not "cool"! Wevenever been cool. Im practicallyBOILING now, Nicholas! Do youunderstand? BOILING.

    NICKShit guy, chill out, okay?

    KYLE

    DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME SAY I WASBOILING?

    NICK... Im... Sorry.

    KYLESorry doesnt cover any of it!

    NICK... Hey. Let me let you in on alittle secret I learned when myhamster died: Sometimes. Friends

    fight. And no matter how angry youare at each other, you gottaremember. That you love them. Andthat they look so cute on therlittle wheel. And... Find a way toforgive them. Because friends donot hold grudges. And friends donot strangle. Learn from mymistakes.

    KYLESince when have we been friends?Youve done NOTHING, but tortureand taunt me since the secondgrade, and now that Ive finallyhad it... Well, just look at me,Nick!

    NICKAll right. I understand... You needsome space. Some time to get your

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    NICK (contd)shit together. I understand. Imgoing to go now, though, becausethis is getting a little awkward.

    KYLE

    WAIT. NICK.

    ZOMBIE COPIIIIIICK!

    The cop drops Kyle and sort of collapses onto Nick, whoscreams like a little girl and tries to push him off.

    Suddenly, a bullet blows through the side of the zombieshead. It pauses for a moment before hitting the ground.

    Holly and Rynn run over from where they were.

    Frankie, with Jill at his side, is standing near Kyle,brandishing a gun, with which he shot the zombie cop.

    RYNNFrankie?

    JILLAre ya feelin better, Ron?

    RYNNOh just fine, JOHN.

    JILL

    Its Jim.

    FRANKIE(to Jill)

    ... Jill...

    Jill is confused.

    NICKThanks man. Do you have an extraone of those?

    FRANKIENah, this is my dads.

    NICKIs that legal?

    FRANKIEHe has a gun license...

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    NICK... You must know, I am inquiringabout your young lady friend.

    He cocks his eyebrow in the direction of Jill.

    FRANKIE

    Oh, yeah. I... Only have. Her.

    RYNNHoney, you kidder!

    FRANKIEHuh... ?

    Rynn walks over to Nick, and puts her arms around Nicksneck.

    RYNNOh Nick, you... Silly bedilly.

    She pokes his nose.

    Frankie is shocked/weirded out.

    NICKUh... Hm.

    RYNN(mocking Jill)

    How many birth control pulls do Ineed again? I forgot.

    Holly leans in towards Rynn, whispering.

    HOLLYWhatre you doing?!

    RYNNSsh, thisll get Frankie back forsure.

    Rynn starts making out with Nick.

    KYLE

    Um. Guys?

    Nick pushes Rynn out of frame in a big motion.

    NICKKYLE!

    He leaps down to the ground, next to Kyle, whos bleedingheavily.

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    NICKYYou gotta hold on, buddy. You gotthold on! This might be hard tobelieve... But I dont have manyfriends. And I treasure you, KyleP. Dorkenburger. I treasure... Our

    friendship.

    KYLENick...

    NICKYes, child?

    KYLEI... Hate... You.

    Kyle dies.

    NICKOHGOD. Kyle! No. Why him? WHY NOW?

    HOLLY... Youre the worst kind ofperson.

    NICKThis isnt about me! Po Kyle. Po.Po Kyle...

    Rynn comes over, and comforts Nick.

    RYNNAw, let me comfort you baby.

    Nick rests her head on her bosom.

    NICKI... I never found out what BBCstood for...

    RYNNSssh. I know... I know.

    HOLLYWait. Hes gonna come back as a...Well. Do you think we should... ?

    Frankie nods gravely.

    Cocks his gun.

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    NICKNooooo-

    Rynn holds Nick back as he struggles in slomo.

    Frankie takes his gun, aims for Kyles head. Gunshot.

    Nick runs to Kyle, puts his head on his own lap, upset.

    Rynn looks over at Nick, contemplates for a moment whetheror not to walk over there, but instead walks over to Holly.

    Holly is semi-distracted, upset over Ethan. Staring blankly.

    RYNNThis plan. Is workin perfectly.

    HOLLYI never even got to tell him I wassorry... Hes never gonna know-

    RYNNWhatre you talking about?

    HOLLY(a little teary)

    Ethan... I wasnt even thinkingabout him before, but now... Hesprobably dead. And Ill never getto tell him... Anything.

    RYNNI thought Frankie was dead, but...Hes fine.

    HOLLY(sniff, teary)

    He has a gun. Ethan has a... Toylight saber... I should be lookingfor him. I shouldnt just besitting here, wasting my time...

    RYNNOH. I see. Just a waste of time,are we? Im just a waste of time to

    you now?

    HOLLYThats not what Im saying-

    RYNNIm fed up wth constantly talkingabout Ethan, who you broke up within the first place. Im sick of it.

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    HOLLYOh, okay, Miss Im gonna win backmy ex by making out with the nextloser I see! ... Whore.

    RYNN

    (gasp)You said I wasnt a whore!

    HOLLYI also told Ethan I was on thepill. PEOPLE. LIE.

    RYNNWait... You werent on the pill?!What have you been complainingabout? Its your fault.

    HOLLY

    I... I dont like the taste.

    RYNNOr maybe you just wanted attention.

    HOLLYNo!

    RYNN(in a mocking tone)

    Boo hoo, Im Holly Buchanon. Mymommys drugged up somewhere. Imgonna go get pregnant so someone

    will love me."

    HOLLYShut up, Rynn. Shut up!

    RYNNYoure not denying it, Holly! Faceit. You. Crave. Attention.

    HOLLYAt least the one Im after actuallyloves me.

    RYNNFrankie loves me!

    HOLLYOh, please! Rynn, open your eyes!He doesnt love you. He never did,and he never will. He took you fora joy ride. He took advantage of

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    HOLLY (contd)you, and you let him. Becauseyoure obsessed. Youre easy.

    Holly looks regretful immediately right after she saysthat...

    Rynn looks at Holly, starts tearing up...

    HOLLYRynn...

    Rynn storms away, quickly.

    Holly looks disappointed in herself.

    As she walks away, she passes Nick, who is attempting CPR onKyles corpse.

    Rynn grabs him, and they walk off.

    Holly looks/is remorseful. She walks in the oppositedirection.

    Frankie looks after Rynn, then looks over at Jill.

    SCENE 22 (A QUIET/ABANDONED HOUSE)

    Pedro is in a bathroom, sitting on the toilet. He picks upsome tampons he finds on the ground, and unwraps them,confusedly.

    Roy and Ethan are in a different room of the house.

    Roy is pacing back and forth, while Ethan is sitting, shakenup about the thought of Hollys plausible demise, and thescene with David.

    ETHANAnd then... Right before he died.He told me. To take care of her.

    Roy looks saddened by the story, but knows he has to beassertive.

    ROY(sigh)

    Look Ethan... As nice as it is torespect a dying mans last wish...We need to be rational. If we golooking for Holly, we are not goingto get out of the town alive.

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    ETHANYou dont know that...

    ROYWe dont know anything. Right now,we need a solid plan. We cant justrun around looking for Holly.

    Planning for the worst is thesmartest thing to do.

    ETHANRoy, if shes alive somewhere, andI just left her... I-. We have tofind her. I need to know if shesokay. I cant focus on anythingelse.

    ROYWell I can. We have three peopleslives to worry about, but youre

    only worrying about what you want.Its like you dont care whathappens to us.

    Ethan pauses. He realizes some truth in Roys words...

    ETHAN... Thats not true...

    ROY... Well you have to pick, becausethis isnt working for me anymore.

    ETHANRoy...

    ROYYour best friend, or the girl whodumped you.

    ETHANRoy!

    ROYChoose.

    Ethan gets up fast, and close to Roy.

    ETHANThats not fair. Youre supposed tohelp me. Youre my best friend; myproblems are your problems too,remember? Were on the same team.Dont you care about me at all?

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    Roy takes a few steps back.

    ROY... I care about you more than youknow...

    Roy starts to walk towards the door, opens it, then turns

    around part way, but not lookin Ethan in the eye.

    ROYBut we are definitely not on thesame team.

    Roy walks out of the house, not closing the door behind him.

    Ethan is just watching him walk away.

    Roy is scared/nervous because he just came out to Ethan.

    Ethan walks slowly out of the house, watching Roy walk away,

    as he slowly turns, and walks the opposite direction.

    Switches back to Pedro, who has just finished. Hesstruggling to flush. When it finally flushes, he comesdownstairs, exits the house, and sees Ethan walking away,and Roy too. He starts walking in the direction of Roy.

    SCENE 23 (HOLLYS HOUSE)

    Holly is headed back to her house.

    Holly walks in, up the stairs, calling out Hello? a fewtimes.

    She sees the blood on the floor, and speeds up to her room.

    She sits on her bed, head in her hands.

    She looks up and sees a face-down picture frame that sheturned over earlier in the week, upset.

    She picks it up. Its a picture of her and Ethan.

    She gets an idea to call him. She tries the house phone, but

    its down.

    She scurries to find her charger on the floor, and chargesher phone. [The outlet is right by the door.]

    HOLLYCommon, common...

    She immediately calls Ethan the second the phone turns on.

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    She waits a moment, then hears something in the hall. Shepeeks her head around the door frame.

    There is a phone vibrating on the floor.

    She walks up, cautiously. She sees that it says its from

    Holly.

    She realizes its Ethans phone. She opens it, presses Endand closes the phone.

    Suddenly, her phone starts making a lot of noise (vibrating,ringing, etc.)

    She goes to it, and is recieving text message upon missedcall from Ethan. She is smiling. The messages were sentabout an hour/hour and a half before the current time.

    The camera slowly spins around her, and a zombie appears on

    a turn, attracted to the noise of her cell phone.

    She gets into a tangle with the zombie, perhaps spraying itin the eyes with perfume, maybe she hits it with a bat, andit falls onto a high heel shoe, killing it.

    She quickly puts her phone and Ethans phone in her bag, andstarts to go downstairs.

    She hears a noise in the kitchen, and, brandishing the bat,moves cautiously towards it.

    She gets to the kitchen, but theres nothing there. She

    turns around, and her dad is standing a few feet away fromher, in awful shape.

    Holly is shocked, and tears a little.

    HOLLY... Daddy...

    Holly gets gradually more upset as the zombie moves, slowly,closer.

    He eventually gets so close, she pushes him back, and beatshim to death.

    After hes dead, she leans up against the wall, hand overmouth, upset, etc.

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    SCENE 24 (EXT. QUIET STREET)

    Roy is walking, Pedro has caught up.

    ROY(sigh)

    I know youre folowing me...

    Pedro doesnt really react, as he doesnt really comrehendwhat Roys saying. He continues to follow him.

    ROYJust leave me alone...

    Pedro keeps following.

    ROYPedro...

    Pedro is still following.

    Roy stops and turns around.

    ROYStop!

    Theyre very close, eyes looking into the others. Silence.

    Roy turns around slowly.

    ROYI just... Want some alone time. Icant... Deal with people anymore.

    Pedro just looks at him.

    ROYI feel safer... With my games. WhenIm in control. And its sociallyacceptable to blow people up whenyoure angry.

    Pedro looks intrigued.

    ROY

    Nothing makes sense anymore. Peopleconfuse me... And Ethan is soconfusing. Hes always talkingabout Holly. Shes a great girl andall, but... He doesnt let up. Itsalways about her. Always.

    Pedro looks at him.

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    ROY(sigh)

    What am I even doing; you dontunderstand anything Im saying.

    Roy paces/walks around with his hands over his eyes/behindhis head, frustrated.

    Pedro stands in his path. Roy bumps into him, and looks up.

    Pedro and Roy are face to face.

    Pedro takes Roys hand.

    ROY... Is this a cultural thing?

    Pedro smiles, and takes his other hand.

    ROY

    ...

    PEDRO"... Let lips do what hands do."

    Pedro starts to lean in. He pauses close, and looks Roy deepin the eyes. They stare at each other briefly, and thenkiss.

    They stop, and look at each other.

    PEDRO"You kiss by the book."

    Pedro backs away slowly, then walks away fast.

    Roy just looks after him, then thinks. His reacion might beslightly comical, but meaningful.

    SCENE 25 (EXT. AREA NEAR TRAIN STATION)

    Frankie and Jill are walking along.

    JILLFrankie. Youre quiet.

    Frankie shrugs.

    JILLSomethin wrong, mlove?

    Frankie winces at Jill using the word love.

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    FRANKIE... Im alright...

    JILLIts that girl, isnt it? That...Rain.

    FRANKIE... Yes, Jill. Its Rain. Howdyou know?

    JILLWomans inhibition. I just... knowthings.

    FRANKIEOf course.

    JILL

    Well... Who needs Rain, anyway? Infact, wouldnt you say that... Imlike. The sunshine at the end ofyour rain?!

    FRANKIE... I wouldnt say that.

    JILLOh poo, Frankums. Im just tryingto cheer you up...

    FRANKIE

    I know... Im sorry.

    Frankie sighs, he stops.

    FRANKIEListen, Jill-

    JILLIts Jail.

    FRANKIE... Right. Anyway. Um... Can I behonest with you?

    JILL... Okay!

    FRANKIEIve never felt... So strongly.About anyone else.

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    JILLAw, Frankie... I-

    FRANKIENo, Jill Im... Talking about Rynn.

    JILL... Who?

    FRANKIERYNN. Rynn, Jill. Not Rain, notRon, not Ren or Ran or Run... Rynn,okay? I... I think maybe. I justwanted her to need me for once.When were off and I see her. Allloose, dancing... Being with otherguys, I remember. What I like abouther, what she means to me... Imconstantly reminded that shed do

    fine without me. If not better...

    JILL... Sometimes I like to pretend mybrain is an apple with worms in it.

    FRANKIE... Jill. I used you. I wanted tomake Rynn jealous, for once. Foronce, I wanted her to crawl, torealize my worth... Hell, I justwant to be with her more than aday.

    JILLYou really love her, dont you?

    FRANKIE... Yeah.

    Frankie scoffs a bit, as if realizing it for the first time.

    FRANKIEYeah, I guess I do.

    JILL... Okay!

    FRANKIEOkay... ?

    JILLOkay!

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    FRANKIE... Okay!

    Jill hugs Frankie.

    JILL

    Its alright, Frankie. Ill helpyou out. Well find her, you twowill make up, and itll be alright,I promise.

    FRANKIEWow... Thanks, Jill. You know,youre actually pretty cool.

    JILLThanks! You too.

    Beat/they start walking away.

    Jill turns back to Frankie.

    JILLOh, and Frankie? Its only naturalto love your sister, okay? Dont beashamed of those feelings, hon,letem all out.

    FRANKIE... Oh. Oh man.

    SCENE 26 (EXT. QUIET STREET/EXT. CLEARING IN WOODS)

    Ethan is walking through the streets, upset/frustrated overhis fight with Roy.

    Ethan overhears Nick being loud.

    Ethan walks out of frame/towards the noise.

    Switches to Rynn and Nick. Rynn is sitting down, and Nick ispacing in front of her.

    NICKYou used me. Like a common hussy.

    RYNN... What? I was just trying to makemy boyfriend jealous, Im not,like... Into you or som-

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    NICKOh please!

    RYNNWhat?

    NICKYou are clearly in love with me.Sokay, I deal with this all thetime.

    RYNN(exasperated sigh)

    Wow. I can not deal with this rightnow.

    NICK(in his own world,pretentious)

    Its hard to accept your feelings,Rynn. I know.

    RYNNShut up. I feel bad abouteverything that happened withHolly, I dont need crap from youtoo.

    NICKYou said some nasty stuff too...

    RYNN

    Weve been best friends sincesecond grade... She would work withme when no one else would, defendme when kids teased me about mymoms...

    NICKMoms?

    RYNNI have two moms.

    NICKHot.

    Rynn rolls her eyes.

    RYNNI didnt have a dad around, her momwasnt in her life... It kindabrought us together. And we let

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    RYNN (contd)some guys get in the way? Thats...So unlike us.

    NICKWell. Whatre ya gonna do.

    RYNNI wish I could just... Prove to herthat I cared. I mean, I haventreally done anything for her... Shewas there for me when I was goingthrough all these rough patcheswith Frankie, and when she needs meto be there for her, Im... Not.Not enough, anyway.

    NICKWell, like you said earlier, shes

    probably looking for that. Hornyboyfriend of hers. Unless. Shes...Undead.-

    RYNNNick! Dont say that... Holly isthe strongest person I know; ifanyone is gonna get through this,its her.

    Ethan emerges/comes closer.

    ETHAN

    Holly?!

    RYNNEthan!?

    ETHANWhere is she? Is she okay?

    RYNNYeah... Shes fine.

    Ethan sighs of relief.

    RYNNI mean, I havent seen her in awhile...

    Ethan is a bit concerned again.

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    RYNNWe... Kinda had a fight.

    ETHANYeah... Me too. Roy got frustratedthat I was looking for Holly, so.

    He bailed. I... Just left.

    RYNNI got annoyed because Holly was...Well. Worried about you.

    Ethan gets a little upset/worried.

    RYNNDo you think theyre okay? Roy andHolly?

    ETHAN

    ... Yeah. I just-... I wish Ihadnt left him. I shouldve justlistened to him more...

    RYNNI shouldnt have said I was sick ofher...

    ETHANI shouldve told him that its okayto be gay!

    RYNN

    What?

    ETHAN... Nothing.

    Silence.

    ETHANI just wish I could tell him howsorry I am. About everything.

    RYNNMe too! Ah, this is perfect. Youare perfect.

    ETHANWhat do you mean?

    RYNNI have to apologize to Holly...And, with you, she has to forgive

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    RYNN (contd)me! Shes probably looking for younow.

    ETHANIf you can take me to her, Ill go.

    RYNNAlright! Lets go. Here.

    Rynn hands Ethan a spoon she retrieves from her bra.

    RYNNYou might need this. Come on Nick.

    NICKBut. I dont like Holly.

    RYNN

    If you come with us, you can use mycroquet mallet...

    NICKLets find that woman! Come on,people, move it!

    SCENE 27 (EXT. HOLLYS HOUSE)

    Holly is walking down her front yard, sprayed in blood. Shewalks a bit like a zombie, tears streaming down her face.

    Her face is blank as she stares at her cell phon screen,flipping through the text messages (I love you, where areyou, be safe, etc.)

    Holly is crying more with each text she reads.

    SCENE 28 (EXT. STREET)

    Roy is walking, scanning the area.

    ROYEthan?

    He looks around some more.

    ROYEthan!?

    Flashes of brief, audioless images play now, over a video ofRoy still walking around for Ethan.

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    Playing video games, reading comics, eating Skippys; doingthings with Ethan...

    These things gradually shift to things with Pedro...

    The Pedro-Roy kiss ends the flashbacks, flashing back to

    Roy, who stops walking and starts thinking.

    ROY... Pedro...

    He turns around and runs off in the opposite direction.

    ROYPEDRO? PEDRO? (etc)

    SCENE 29 (EXT. CEMETERY)

    Pedro is walking and comes across Frankies car. He looksinside, and around.

    He finds the keys on the ground, and gets in the car.

    SCENE 30 (EXT. STREET/PARK)

    Rynn, Nick, and Ethan are walking at a fairly fast pace,searching for Holly/looking around.

    RYNNI took it from you because you

    cant fight!

    NICKI was doing so well! I didnt needyour help.

    RYNNOh yeah, cause you couldvedefeated those five zombies. Alone.With those moves.

    NICKWhatre you talkin about, I wasbrilliant.

    RYNNUh...

    Flashback to Nick fighting awfully in slomo as Rynn yells athim.

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    NICKNo, no. I was SO good. Zombiesfalling left and right.

    Flashback to Nick, looking suave, with women and zombies inbikinis all over.

    RYNN... Alright Nick. Whatever you say.

    NICKBut its true! You saw me, Ethan.

    ETHANI... Dont want to get involved.

    Switches to Frankie and Jill walking.

    Suddenly, they hear and react to Nick and Rynn arguing.

    (Dont call Ethan that Well he is one etc.)

    FRANKIEThats her!

    JILLGo to her.

    Frankie runs out of frame.

    Switches back to Rynn, Nick and Ethan.

    NICKPsh, yeah. With a pineapple.

    RYNN(gasp)

    I swear to god, Im gonna kill you-

    Rynn starts lunging at Nick.

    Frankie runs up and Rynn does a double take, thenimmediately starts flirting with Nick again.

    RYNN

    Ha. Haha. Ha. Oh Nick, youre sofunny. And so well endowed.

    Rynn looks over at Frankie.

    FRANKIELook, Rynn. Cut the crap. I knowyoure only doing this to get backat me for this... Jill thing.

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    JILLI have no idea what youre talkingabout. By the way. Nick and I. Aregetting married. Youre invited,but I dont think youd like it.See, its a formal ceremony. Youcan come. If you can keep your

    pants on for that long.

    NICKMarried?! But... Im not ready tosettle down! This is all going sofast...

    FRANKIENo Rynn. I-... Ive been lookingfor you, and... -

    RYNNAnd what? What do you want? Ive

    given you all I have. Now youreoff with some other skank. Itsjust one after another with you...Me. Jill... Me.

    FRANKIEYou are not a skank. You arenteasy or loose. You are the mostamazing girl Ive ever met. You arethe one who Ive always crawledback to, and you are the one whoalways takes me back.

    Frankie walks over to Rynn, and puts his hands on hershoulders.

    FRANKIEYou are the only I want to be with.Not Jill. Its never been her. Itsalways been you.

    Rynn is amazed. She looks over at Nick, who is motioningthem on.

    Rynn laughs lightly, smiles, puts her arms around Frankiesneck, and they kiss.

    Jill walks up next to Nick and Ethan.

    Ethan is smiling, but still wants to reunite with Holly.

    Nick looks over at Jill, who is smiling and looksaccomplished.

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    JILL(sigh)

    Ah, sibling love...

    She looks over at Nick.

    JILLI did this, ya know.

    NICK... Theyre brother and sister?

    Frankie and Rynn are kissing passionately.

    NICKEh, I wont judge.

    Frankie and Rynn stop kissing, hold hands, and start walkingoff.

    ETHAN(calling after Rynn)

    Wait! What about Holly?

    RYNNShed want this, shed be happy forme!

    Ethan shakes his head... Starts walking off; he has to findHolly before it gets too dark.

    Jill calls after Frankie.

    JILLWait... Wa-... Frankie!

    NICKWhat say you and I go off andcelebrate our newfound singlelives... Together?

    Jill giggles.

    Frankie and Rynn are skipping down the street.

    SCENE 31

    Montage of Frankie and Rynn on a date.

    Riding bikes over corpses, smiling, holding hands...

    Walk through the park with dead people around.

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    Spinning around together, skipping, etc.

    SCENE 32 (EXT. PARK)

    Nick and Rynn are sitting up against a tree.

    NICKIts just like... I feel like noone appreciates me, you know? Itslike. I have all these ideas... Butno one will listen to them!

    JILLMe too!

    NICKReally? Whatre your ideas?

    JILL... What?

    NICKYour ideas... ?

    Long pause.

    NICKWell... I have this idea. That Ivebeen meaning to throw out there fora while... But. Nah, its stupid...

    Nick acts all upset/to get sympathy.

    JILLIm sure its not!

    Nicks plan worked, he turns around, excited.

    NICKWell, okay! ... A porn. Flipbook.

    JILL(gasp)

    I love books! And corn!

    NICKUh, yeah! My thinking was that...You know. You could make it go asfast as you want. Watch it over andover, and if you got bored withthat. You could watch it backwards!

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    JILLMy brother ate corn backwardsonce... He had to go to thehospital.

    NICK

    No, Jill, I mean... Its like. Abook. And a movie at the same time.

    JILLYoure so smart!

    NICKNoooo, youre so smart!

    JILLThank you! No one ever appreciatesme for my in-te-lec-tu-al-i-ty.

    NICKWell no one ever appreciates me formy ideas...

    JILL(giggles)

    Were best friends now!

    NICK... Sure. Yeah, we can be friends,I guess.

    JILL

    Yeah!

    NICKYeah.

    They pause, look over at each other...

    Flashes to them against the tree.

    JILLOw... The bark hurts me!

    NICK(sigh)

    Its better... If you dont talk.

    JILLOkay! ...

    Jill notices zombies, attracted by their noise.

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    JILLNicky... Theres-

    NICKWhat did I just say?

    JILL...

    Zombies close in on them, Nick doesnt notice, Jill juststands there.

    Jill covers her eyes.

    JILL(quiety)

    Oh nooo

    NICK

    Oh yeah...

    Zombies close in. Nick hears the zombie moans.

    NICKMmhm. You like that?

    JILLThat wasnt me.

    NICK... What.

    Nick opens his eyes; turns around. All these zombies arecircling them. Nick looks at Jill in disbelief. Jill justsmiles stupidly.

    NICK... I was too beautiful for thisworld anyway...

    The zombies close in, start to try and eat them.

    SCENE 33 (EXT. PARK)

    Frankie and Rynn are under a tree, drinkingmilkshakes/sharing a milkshake.

    Roy is running, and passes near them. He sees them and unstowards them.

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    ROY(slightly out of breath)

    Rynn... Have you seen-

    RYNNEthan was looking for you! Well,

    kinda. He wants to talk to you.

    ROYWell. Okay, where did he go? ...Hey Frank.

    Frankie salutes Roy.

    RYNNHe was still looking for Holly whenI saw him...

    ROY

    Figures...

    RYNNListen, Roy... Im kinda. Busy.

    ROY... Youre sitting in the parkwhile there are zombies about...

    RYNNIm busy!

    Shes kissing Frankie.

    ROYWell... Maybe youve seen. A kid.About yea high. Wearing a... Shirt.He doesnt... Speak English?

    RYNNNope, sorry.

    Not paying attention to Roy, kissing Frankie.

    ROY... Alright then... Bye.

    Rynn waves Roy off as shes kissing Frankie.

    Roy walks/jogs off.

    Frankie stops kissing Rynn.

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    RYNNWhat?

    FRANKIEWe should. Head to that house wepassed a little while back.

    RYNN(smiles knowingly)Why?

    FRANKIEI think I left something there...In the... Bedroom.

    RYNNUnder the covers?

    FRANKIEFar. Far under the covers.

    They giggle, and run off.

    SCENE 34 (EXT. STREET/PART OF THE PARK)

    Roy is walking along, apprehensively. Its quiet.

    He hears moans. A few zombies come towards him. He getsready to fight.

    SCENE 35 (INT. A QUIET HOUSE)

    Rynn and Frankie are laughing and stumbling into a house, upthe stairs, and into the bedroom, closing the door andkissing.

    Theyre kissing for a few seconds and collapse on the bed,before Rynn stops him.

    FRANKIEWhats wrong?

    Rynn sits up on the edge of the bed.

    RYNN... Just... Roy-

    FRANKIEWoah.

    Frankie sits up.

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    FRANKIERoy?

    RYNNHe was looking for Ethan... Toapologize for their fight. Im not

    even trying to look for Holly. I...I have to tell her Im sorry.Something could happen, and shellnever know... Shes my best friend,I really need to find her.

    Frankie strokes her hair.

    FRANKIEThen well find her... Right?

    Rynn smiles weakly.

    FRANKIECome on.

    He takes her hand, and they walk to the door.

    He opens the door, and theres a big crowd of zombies in thehallway...

    They immediately shut the door.

    RYNNOh god...

    FRANKIEI-... Im so sorry...

    RYNNOh god... Were gonna die.

    FRANKIE... Maybe... Maybe we can get outsome other way-

    RYNNAre you stupid?! Were on the thirdfloor, we left our weapons in thepark... Were dead.

    FRANKIEI dont know... What to say...

    Rynn sits on the bed, head in hands.

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    RYNNIm never gonna see her again. Imnever gonna get the chance... Tomake things right...

    FRANKIE

    ... She knows that you care abouther.

    Rynn looks up at him, sad.

    FRANKIEAnd... At least we got to make up,right?

    Rynn smiles weakly.

    Rynn leads her head against his shoulder.

    They wait there, Rynn closes her eyes.

    FRANKIEI love you.

    Rynn looks up at him. Sniffs.

    RYNN(whispers[?])

    I love you too...

    They hug tighter.

    The door bursts open and zombies pour in.

    SCENE 36 (QUIET STREET)

    Roy is stumbling along.

    Ethan is running, sees Roy.

    ETHANRoy!

    Ethan runs to Roy.

    ETHANRoy, Im sorry... About everything.

    ROYIts-... Its okay. I shouldvestuck by you-

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    ETHANNo, I was selfish... Im so sorry.

    Roy makes pained noises.

    ETHAN

    ... Are you okay?

    ROYYeah, I just... There were zombies,and I-... Im just tired.

    ETHANBut... Youre okay... Right?

    ROYYeah, just a little lightheaded.

    ETHAN

    ... Here.

    Ethan puts Roys arm around his neck, and helps him to agarage, where he sets him down.

    ETHANHows that?

    ROYThis is fine... You should go. FindHolly.

    ETHAN

    Im not gonna leave you again...

    ROYIll be alright... Please, go.

    ETHANRoy...

    ROYIm fine! Go find her... While youcan.

    Ethan grabs Roys hand.

    ETHANI love you, man...

    Roy smiles weakly, they are both tearing.

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    ROYIve always loved you.

    Ethan nods slowly.

    ROY

    Go.

    Ethan leaves.

    Roy lifts his arm, and a bite is revealed. He uses thesliding of the garage entrance to stand.

    He pushes the garage door button, and lies down where thedoor hits the pavement.

    SCENE 37 (QUIET STREET/CEMETERY)

    Hollys walking, upset.

    Ethan is walking, notices zombies closing in a little.

    Holly has an audioless flashback of her break up withEthan...

    (Same walking shot of Holly, but lighter and differentclothes... She walks to the park, they both sit at a picnictable.)

    All throughout the flashback, interspersed, are shots ofHolly walking, crying/upset, and Ethan fighting zombies.

    Holly is at the cemetery. Shes very upset. She drops herbat and her bag.

    She walks a few feet, and puts on her eclipse glasses.

    Shes given up at this point.

    She just stands there. She turns around, looks up, and seesEthan.

    Ethan, never taking his eyes off of her, reaches into hispocket and takes out his eclipse glasses.

    He puts the glasses on as she takes hers off.

    They walk slowly towards each other, then speed up, andcrash into each other in a big hug/passionate kiss.

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    They are both crying a bit, and Holly slides her hands uparound his back.

    After a big kiss, they are hugging each other.

    Hollys hands slide up, but stop suddenly. Her eyes open,

    and she looks at her hand. Theres blood.

    His back is covered in blood (a bite).

    She moves back, and looks in his eyes.

    She has an extremely panicked look on her face.

    HOLLY... Im pregnant.

    ETHAN... What?

    HOLLYIm so sorry...

    ETHANI dont understand...

    HOLLYI love you more than anything,and... Breaking up with you was sostupid. But I was scared, okay?I... I didnt want you to be mad atme, or leave me... I dunno. I

    shouldve told you...

    ETHANThis is ridiculous...

    HOLLYI know... Im sorry-

    ETHANNo, I mean. You thinking that Iwould get mad... ? Its ridiculous.Holly...

    He holds her face in his hands.

    ETHANI love you.

    Holly smiles.

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    ETHANAnd were gonna get through this. Inever thought itd be so soon...But I cant think of anybody elseId rather do this with...

    Holly starts to get upset again.

    ETHANWere gonna be a family, Holly...

    HOLLYNo, we cant...

    ETHANYes, we can. We can do this.

    HOLLYNo you dont