I AM.. AKSHATH ‘KAAYA’ DORAI…

“DUDE.. I K[no]W HINDI”

Ref: Look for KAAI here

8K on this piece of sh*t?

I DON’T MISS A CHANCE

DARU SUTTA AND POKER!

‘VAISHU’ YOU’RE THE COOLEST!!

‘AKSHU’ PLEASE ANAGRAM ME!

I LEARN JIVE BABAE! BEAT THAT.

DO I SMELL THAT BAD?

AFTER EFFECTS??

I AM.. NOT ‘SO’ GAY

I JUST PREFER MEN!

AND SOME SLIME.. WET….

AUCTIONING IIMC?? OR IIM SEATS?

YO BOY! WHAT KEPT YOU AWAKE LAST NIGHT?

EVERY WORD IN HERE WAS PURELY INTENTIONAL. THERE IS NO FICTION OR STORY IN IT. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL LIFE IS DELIBERATELY INTENDED.

MAY HE DROWN IN DARU; FLY IN SMOKE; AND GO BUNK ON POKER.

HERE’S WISHING THIS M%$#*R F*#@*R A BIRTHDAY HE’LL REMEMBER!