Ad_vent Bill Hicks' Style
Transcript of Ad_vent Bill Hicks' Style
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“By the way ifanyone here is inadvertising ormarketing…kill yourself.”
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“It’s just a littlethought; I’m justtrying to plantseeds. Maybe oneday they’ll takeroot - I don’tknow…”
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“You try, you dowhat you can.
(Kill yourself.)”
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“Seriously though,if you are, do.Aaah, no really.There’s norationalisation forwhat you do andyou are Satan’slittle helpers.”
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“Okay … kill yourself.
Seriously. You arethe ruiner of allthings good.”
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“Seriously.No this is not ajoke. You’regoing… There’sgoing to be a jokecoming. There’sno fucking jokecoming.”
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“You are Satan’sspawn filling theworld with bileand garbage.
You are fuckedand you arefucking us.”
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“Kill yourself. It’sthe only way tosave your fuckingsoul. Kill yourself.
Planting seeds.”
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“I know all themarketing peopleare going, He’sdoing a joke.
There’s no jokehere whatsoever.”
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“Suck a tail-pipe,fucking hangyourself, borrowa gun from aYank friend.
I don’t care howyou do it.”
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“Rid the world ofyour evil fuckingmachinations.(Machi…)Whatever, youknow what Imean.”
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“I know what allthe marketingpeople arethinking right nowtoo: Oh, youknow what Bill’sdoing?”
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“He’s going for thatanti-marketing dollar.That’s a goodmarket. He’s verysmart. Oh man, I amnot doing that, youfucking, evilscumbags!”
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“Ooh, you know whatBill’s doing now? He’sgoing for the righteousindignation dollar.That’s a big dollar. Alot of people arefeeling thatindignation…”
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“We’ve done research… huge market. He’sdoing a good thing.
Godammit, I’m notdoing that, youscumbags!”
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“Quit putting agoddamn dollar signon every fucking thingon this planet.”
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“Ooh, the angerdollar. Huge. Huge intimes of recession.Giant market. Bill’svery bright to do that.God, I’m just caughtin a fucking web.”
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“Ooh, the trappeddollar, big dollar, hugedollar. Good market,look at our research.”
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“We see that manypeople feel trapped.”
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“If we play to that …and then separatethem into the trappeddollar…”
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“How do you live likethat?”
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“What didya do today,honey?
Oh, we made ah, wemade ah arsenic achildhood food now,goodnight. *snores*”
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“Yeah we just said,you know, is yourbaby really too loud?You know? *snores*
Yeah, you know themums will love it.*snores*”
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“Sleep like fuckingchildren, don’t ya.
This is your world,isn’t it?”
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There’s a place forcommunications tohelp people makesound decisions in aconfused world. Thatdoesn’t mean sellingthem more shit theydon’t need …”