Absurd Inventions

By: Courtney Meyer

The “Cry No More”

• This invention’s patent was issued in 2000. It’s main use is for parent’s who take their children to public places like restaurants or out with them for the night, and they begin to cry uncontrollably for no reason. Usually you would just simply use a pacifier, but you run the risk of them spitting it out. With the “Cry No More” It assures you that the pacifier will stay in the babies mouth using the straps around the ears.

“Cool Shoes”

• These shoes are designed for those people who absolutely hate wearing sandals in the summer. Built into the heal is a mini network of heat exchange, so that every time you walk you activate the compressor, forcing the cold air to come out.

The “Butt Master”

• Instead of spending long hours at the gym multiple times a week, now they have come up with something a lot more convent. The butt Master tones your entire backside as you walk, and take care of your everyday tasks. Soon, before you even know it, your backside will be so toned.

The “Car Bib”• If you are one of those people

who love to snack while driving your car, than this is for you. Usually eating in the car consists of dropping food, and crumbs going everywhere, but now with the “Car Bib” it catches everything that falls to make it easier and more convenient for you.

“Saggy Bottoms”

• Not too long ago, huge baggy pants were the thing to wear. That is until schools and government banned them, because of the fact all you saw was “undergarments”. Now with “Saggy Bottoms” you can enjoy your baggy pants without the exposure, and instead another pair of built in jeans are shown.